So, my husband went on a business thing the other day and he needed an alias. Guess which one he picked: Robert Pattinson!!! He says: "just because that's the only name I could come up with in under a sec."

Aww, sweet sweet, abused, man.

And he did have one photographer waiting for him on his way out from the hotel.

LOL.

Btw, it's me, Cupcakes. Disqus ate my jaw porn avi.

Did he walk around with an oversized cap and happen to get his pants stained with a mysterious white substance too?

cap: no.

mysterious white substance: yes.

Which gets me thinking... maybe that "photographer" was a slew of girls after all.

LOL
Wha!!?!
*facepalm*

LOL. :)

Yay, your avi's back!! Classic Rob in a suit!

LOL

Lucky he didn't have a slew of girls out there waiting for him, too! He should be more careful. Does sound sweet, though.

I would imagine Rob would use another name now, though...maybe Mr. cupcakepants? Maybe they could switch names?

LOL, I'll call Rob and suggest that, GREAT idea! ;)

I'm sure my husband wouldn't mind the slew of girls... hehe.

When Rob went to Paris he used the name "Mr. Handjob". He talks about it in a few of his interviews. LOL I love his humor.

Yes, I heard that in an interview on a show he did when he was at Cannes. So funny! Clive Handjob! What a sense of humor!

LOL .. sounds like something my husband would do. Gives me an idea for the next time we go on a trip. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Wonder if the clerk would even notice.

LOL, I suggest you do that on your next romantic get-away to Vancouver. I'd PAY to see what happens.

hahahaha. thats awesome!

just rob's name being said and the paps just came rushing to that hotel. poor him.. wasted his time to get pics of ur hubby instead of making money for taking pics of the real rob. -- no offense.. ^_^

thats what he get from being a stalker. HA! hehehehe.

wonder is he'll post those pic... and where....?? hmm...

hehehehe ^_^

.. and a poor stalker, too. I real one should know that Robert Pattinson is nowhere near Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

i still wonder who "leaked" the information. Some idiot receptionist?!

oh for sure! and yes, idiot indeed! pfft. poor thing.. she didnt know any better. goes to show hotel receptionist cant be trusted. AT ALL. *rolls eyes* hehehehe. good thing the receptionist on their actual hotel is not even whispering anything to the papz. or not. but still right? maybe summit paid tons for their silence. or not again. i guess we'll neven know... hehehe

OUCH!! You don't have to rub it in you know.... I know I'll never get to see one glimpse of him in real life....


*curls up in a ball and starts sobbing*

Dutchie.. Amsterdam..Dutchie..Amsterdam

*light bulb goes on*

OH, so you live in Holland, girl! Love that country, funnest people ever! (case in point).

Yeah… stupid Dutchie lives in stupid Dutchieland… where Rob will never set one foot in … boohooooo…..

*reads Cupcakes’ comment and brightens up*

At least we are funny… scanty consolation, haha…

So funny!!

I wonder if my bf would ever use Rob's name... I think he 'd rather bite his tongue...

I think he's a little jealous of Rob, because of me ogling his pictures all the time... LOL! He's always teasing me saying things like: Ohhh it's Edward Cullen... in a very girly voice...

And there's the thing, he always uses Rob's character name, he never mentions Rob Pattinson. I think he feels he has less to fear of a fictional person than a real flesh and blood person... and oh... what a delicious flesh it is...

Great idea! Everyone should start using his name as an alias. If we got some of the paps away from the real guy, he might get a chance to enjoy life again.

Cupcakes.

where is the jaw porn. the eyebrow porn.

hungry DISQUS ; shame on u. give Cupcakes her avi back. pronto !

PS ; LMAOoooooo

your hubbie did the funniest thing. it's like Rob playing Mr.Handjob.

the look on peoples faces must of been priceless.

After one week of looking for it intensely and almost going insane in the process, I'm happy to report that the jaw porn is back. *sigh*

And now I'm too damn exhausted and have to relax with a movie.

save it on your hard disc. and cheerish it.

LOL

you never know when DISQUS will get hungry again.

welcome back jaw porn.

Gah Rob's such a dork, I love the last one.... I love Dorky Rob!!

I love Dorky Rob!

Dorky Rob is second only to Naked Rob....LOL

Naked Rob is second to Mount-Me Rob.


:)

LMAO

Adorkable nekkid Rob is definitely the best! :D

I can only imagine what Naked Rob would be...and he by far beats Dorky Rob.

Oh oh...what about Dorky Naked Rob...YUM! I could marry that man!

*drool* Dorky Naked Rob?? i.e. the holy grail.... ;)

Completely agree with that! I would die an extremely happy woman with a Dorky Naked Rob in my life!

Dorky Rob is my favorite ^^

Dorky Rob is my absolute favorite! :) *wink*

Yeah it is just the cherry on top of that gorgeous body and mind...

sexy dork- SORK.

LMAO - a SORK, love it! ;)

Let's tell Catherine Hardwicke, I'm sure she'll make a fun little movie out of it. The Sorks of Dogtown?

LMAO.

The Sorks of Forks maybe??

clicks "like" and applauds. That's the one!

Yay!!! Now we have to find some silly goose who'll write the script... Check if MR is free??

NOOOOOOO... not CH, maybe CW? ;)

The Golden Sorks... ROFL

I was going for drugged-up and weird.

But sure, a beautiful rendition of the Golden Sork would work, too. :)

*snort* well, if drugged-up and weird is what you're going for, then I stand corrected, CH all the way! LOL

LOL, awesome!

That's why I love him!

I love Rob.




lol

that's why i got so attached.

his dorkiness is beyond.

true love.

never change.

dorky dork R

I have no jizz left!!!


lol

ROTFL!!!
That is so gross but SO FUNNY!!! hahahahahhahahaahahha!!

:-D

What?

You gotta save that stuff...LMAO!

"You gotta save that stuff"
ROTFL LMAO
That's is even funnier!!
Hahaha! Ok, stop **holds sides** You're killing me!

What?!?!? LOL Are you catching it in a bag now?

You could probably sell that on Ebay...it will probably keep raccoons away.


LOL

Tsk tsk...

*shakes head*

Me neither... LOL!

We're both jizzless!

But it was ttttoottaaallllyyy worh it! lol

Uh-huh... LMAO!!

*Borrows Robs voice from MTV twilight interview...*

"WWWHHHaaaT?"

You heard me!

NO jizz!

Persona non jizza!!! lol

I don't know if you can actually run out. lol.

Hmm...

Oh, all good things must come to an end my friend!

lol

hahaha. Wow.

HA! tough luck then!








*whispers at amanda*
i feel the same here dear. OH. MY. GOD. i need help. hehehehehe ^_^

YES YOU DO!

You NEED help getting MORE jizz!!!

lmao

hahahaha. i know right? and thats just..






wrong.

damn it! hehehehe ^_^

That can be arranged lol...


wow I am creepy today.

hahaha. isnt that right?

can u tell me then?

im dying here. hehehehe ^_^

Tell you how to get more jizz???

Oh it's not appropriate for this site lol

hahaha. i just thought u'd be sneaky about it. *wink* hahahahaha. i feel so dirty right now. it's not right. again. jeez.... hehehehe

I know me too... its bad... very bad.

I feel like... RAWrrrr lmao

hahahaha same here! we're like kristen in the 3rd photo.

RAWRRR! *giggles* hehehehe

No kidding. Maybe I need a fan or something lol

Yikes.

Gimmie!

hahahaha. oh i would gladly lend u the fan im holding right now. phew! hehehehe ^_^

Haha... it may help for a period of time.

But who knows how long!

oh dont even go there. im having some... er.. difficulties here.

hahahahaha. ^_^

Me too lol.
I finally tore myself away to get a bowl of cereal.
I am hoping I can satisfy my needs that way.
We shall see.
I doubt it ;-)

satisfying urself with cereal huh? aww.. arent u the cutest? hehehe. hmmm... but i'll probably need more than that. hehehe. though it's the evening here, yeah, definitely more than that. *wink* hehehe.

Well its the morning here... but morning time can be just as fun...

wink wink wink

lmao.

this is hilarious.

hahaha. i was gonna say that it's perfect for me being here, night and all. well at least just for now. hehehehe. yeah. this is too weird but funny as hell. people would go "what the..?" hehehehe ^_^

I am waiting for someone to jump into our conversation and be like Enough!
You guys are dirty and you should be hosed down!

lolol

hahahaha. maybe Ceci, LMC or TSH would come here and stop us once and for all, but seeing she's still not here.. *shrugs* hehehe. kidding. i love Ceci! ^_^ wouldnt want to start a riot here. hehehe. but hey it's just a "light" one right? innocent and fun. ^_^
*looks around for Mods*

hehehehe ^_^

Absolutley. It's not like we're saying everything we could hehe.
*smacks my own hand*
That's another time and another place lol

hahaha. yeah! let's save it for the best post. like another rob post. *giggles*

i totally missed that butt-crack rob post. hate myself for it. *sigh* why god?! why??!

hehehehe ^_^

Yeah I saw that. You think I'm bad today you should have seen me on that
day! lol. I think I looked at it for a good 20 minutes.
Soooo wonderful!

i know right??! damn! rob's such a tease! love and hate it! ugh! hehehe. i was so sorry i wasnt there. all i could read see was the fun comments u guys made and just *sigh* i didnt even express the naughtiness i have for rob. *giggles* hehehe

It's okay after today I believe your naughtiness ;-) lol

*shakes head*
noo!! noo! it's not enough!
*sobs*
it's just not enough. *sigh*

i want full naughtiness! bring on the next rob post! bring it on! i'll show u naughty!

hahahahaha ^_^

Bad girl bad
*smacks butt*
lmao

ouch! hey that hurt!
*rubs butt*
u hit me when i was like that? imagine if there's an actual post of from and me posting some random naughty comments? i think u'd hit me a baseball bat by then. *sticks out tongue* hehehe. and im not even that..
*in rob's commentary voice*
"naughtyyyy...."

hehehehe ^_^

No I wouldnt hit you, I would just throw you a shamwow... I think by this
point we all need one
LOL

ah yes.. throw me shamwow instead!
*claps hands, jumps up and down*
thank god for shamwow! it'll be more useful to me! to all the ladies out there. *giggles*
u know what.. *throws fan* i think i need a shamwow right now. dont care if i there's no jizz left of me.

hehehehehe. ^_^

I know I need one.. ;-)
I'm bad today.
What is it with Monday?
You would think I would be calm lol

I know I need one.. ;-)
I'm bad today.
What is it with Monday?
You would think I would be calm lol

hahaha. ur not alone dear. *grins* well monday can be a real drag so im guessing ur mind is subconsciously searching for something that would make u all-giddy and stuff. and it's fixed on rob. nice..... *nods* hehehehe ^_^

i decided to take some medicine and lay down lol. might make it
better, or way worse lol

ooohh.. couldnt handle it anymore huh? poor thing... i hope u could recover from that. ^_^ well i hope u have tons of meds for that, bcoz with the NM movie coming, u definitely need some back up. rob posts would definely flood in here. love it! hehehehe ^_^

lol im gonna be fine i had an awesome time chatting with you youre so
sweet! im sure ill see you around ;)

same here TLB! *grins*
thanks for that! ur awesome! ^_^ talk to u soon! i'll see u around for sure! *nods* ^_^

LMAO and ewww...

OH NO!!!!!


ROTFLMAO!

*facepalm for Amanda*
Here... take some peanuts and stop w/all that jizzing!!!

LOL
*facepalm*
I want that kissie from Rob *sighs*

the last pic's like kristen's saying, "hey!! my turn!"
and then rp's like "never!!*evil laugh*"

LMFAO @ your avi... that's great!!!

thank you!:D

Kristen Stewart is officially the luckiest woman in the world!

love all the pics especially the ones with rob and kristen they are great together hope everything lasts with them

*clears throat*
Thank you ms. Photographer, thank you Robert Pattinson, Thank you Kristen Stewart.!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL hahahaha i just adore this photo shoot!!! well any twilight-related photo shoot is awesome but there's something special about this one. i like how all the cast is being themselves and have this cute relashionship like family!.
*starts singing*
We are a family, we're the twilight family!
YAY!!

I love the one where he's kissing her on the cheek!

And I agree, I love this photoshoot because it was the whole cast, they all looked good, and the lighting was perfect. Although, I did get nervous for Kristen in that dress though (which I didn't much care for) in the video, because I kept waiting for it to fall down or ride up. Not that she would have cared...but it sure did make me flinch hoping I wasn't going to be seeing 'something' anytime soon.

So I did what any chick would do in that situation.
I watched Rob, and Cam, and Kellan, and Jackson...all da' boys!! Then I felt much better. But none of their shirts or pants fell or rode up either.
Oh well!!! :(

What I wouldn't give to be Kristen Stewart for a day... okay for an hour! =P

An hour? Nope. That would not be near long enough for what I have planned for that man. LOL

that last pic, Rob looks like he's having so much fun!!!

ride a rope, Rob, ride a rope!
and all while looking gorgeous as you are! :o)

fave photoshot of the cast!!..i dont think they have done anything this good yet..
it was relaxed and easy...i loved watching the video, especially the end when Jackson says..*taking my wifey home after a long day at work..*..that was the cutest thing ever!!.
the chemistry between this two was just breathtaking, i will say it again when i was watching this shot, i felt like taking Rob and Kristen and locking them in room for 2weeks so they can release some of that se*ual tension!!...lol

Haha .. I'm sure that they have released some of it over and over and over again since this shoot. LOL

There should be a book published, with this photoshoot.
Peggy Sirota is a genius.

I wish I knew if Peggy shot the Harper's Bazaar pics...

*CF911 runs up to NTJB and gives her a Rob peck on the Cheek*

Just cuz you deserve it today!!!

*wink*

<suffers from brief Rob-zure>

Man-o-man, I've never been Rob-pecked before!

I could feel his rough whiskers, smooth lips, and smell a mingling of aftershave and cheap vodka now.

<sigh>

Thanks CF!! MUCH BETTER.

I added the cheap vodka just for you. Thought you would appreciate that.

Oh no. You don't want to do that. I won't be able to take my hands off him and will suffer the wrath of Ms. Kristen Stewart.

Whatever it takes to suffer the wrath of the Mizzes. I would love to have her attack me. I would lay back and endure ALL the pain. *wink*

Sorry, we were talking about Rob, right?

I LOVE DORKY ROB.

This is my favourite photoshoot as they are just HAPPY and totally natural and themselves. Plus it's a very sexy photoshoot, providing a lot of Unicorns.

*sigh* Best photoshoot ever. They look perfect.

*wishes Robward would look like this in the movies, stubble, tight black T-shirt, and all*

Yes. He really looks good like that! The stubble is very nice! Scruffy, rough, playful Rob with his rugged good looks!

His Edward is very handsome, too. Really pulls it off well. He totally embodies Edward.

So any great looks. Part of why we love him so...very versatile and always looks sooo good!

true true. He even looked great as Art, and Salvador Dali. The man is a miracle.

But: playful Rob is still my favorite Rob. ;)

When Rob smiles, the little girl inside of me twirls around in her tutu, runs to her notebook and doodles

Rob &hearts NTJB 4Eva!!

along with:

Mrs. NTJB Cullson (that's for you Marce!)

Did you get to see Rob's audition videos on Robsessed before they were taken down this weekend? Awesome videos. Rob really grew into the part of Art as the 3 video set went on. So cute! He looked awesome. They really had to work on the hair and makeup to "dork" him up for that movie!

I really like the movie and him as Art. I can't wait to get the DVD next month. Why, O why is it coming out just days before New Moon? LOL

Stunning! I also wish people would stop writing rubbish like "sjjks" Just so they can get first, then change it. Doesn't really count then anyway :S.

I agree! Drives me bananas!

...so says you speedy gonzalas (sp?)...LOL

LOL, yeah but at least I'll put something like, "1st!" and then go back and edit it! ;-)

I just want to win, OK!?

LMFAO at I just want to win, OK!?

dfgd

i like the last one. rob looks so happy

2nd!Congrats on 1st!:)
The pics are awesome!Why weren't they included?They're better than the official ones!
And the one where Kristen puts her hand inside Rob's Tee!Naughty girl!

Congrats on 1st.

Hmmph I was soo close

Thanks,but I was 2nd!lol

Yea I meant to hit reply on Team Paris sorry lol

TEAm Paris: Congrats on First (even though Im still replying to CW)

Congrats on first, Miss Happy Trail.

thanks!
it was a challenge because i had robs happy trail i had to get past to write my comment so i had to resort to gibberish lol

LOVE the avatar... I can appreciate your challenge... I could stare at that while $1,000,000 was up for grabs if I posted, and totally lose the cash... :D

congrats!
your avi is still VERY distracting.. :P

Congrats!!

I like the last one too! Too forking adorable those two... and Rob's wide smile is contagious!! I can't help but smile too...

Still wonder why he's laughing... At some 'point' it's got to hurt... ouch!

I am looking forward to some more new shoots though, but shoots that are taken this year, not reruns from old shoots with slightly different pictures or pictures taken from a different angle.

**sigh** it makes me sad, because we haven't seen him smile like that in quite a long time...

True... and I am totally smitten with his smile!!

aren't we all, dutchie? **goes to happy place**

*sighs*

Do you know why we have to sigh all the time when it comes to Rob?? I feel myself sighing at every Rob picture I come across lately...

LMAO - it's true! especially our Rob on a Rug ones...

**sigh** :D

I think it has something to do with our bodies' automatic response to lack of oxygen in the brain.. kinda like Bella with Edward, forgetting to breath? yeah, that's my theory... ;)

Hm… I think your theory is quite accurate! Maybe add the fact that we, somewhere in the back of our minds, know we’ll never be able to witness that smile in real life… so we’re sighing our frustrations away…

**sigh** you made me cry... :(

And obviously sigh again...

*sigh*

2nd?

3rd. I am tired of these....

4th!!! Top 5 on a KSTEW and RPatt post Yeah

HOLLER top 10 again im on a roll today

i just love the top photo, wow he is sooooo good looking. KStew isn't bad either

LMC, I do actually HAVE to get work done today. This is not fair. LOL

I love me some Robsten. They are adorable. The kiss on the jaw gets me.

yup, love the kiss... the finger in the ear makes me giggle, Rob hogging the swing just makes me laugh.

Work? **looks around** oh, yeah - I`m at work! LMAO

I miss the old Robsten. So freaking adorable and fun. Now they can't even walk outside.

Best. Photoshoot. Ever. Well, until Harper's Bazaar that it.

well, yeah, if we ever get to SEE those pictures.... **taps foot impatiently** :D

I love this photo shoot so much, every single pic is just perfect.
Ahhhhh Rob..... Rooooob...
Last picture = super super super cute! *giggle*

I love these VF outtakes!
They are so cute and sexy and my favorite is the one with Rob kissing Kristen's cheek.. That's so sweet :D

i saw the first one on celebuzz. when i saw that pic i was like.. ive never seen that before!:D

http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/displayimage.php...
this is kinda funny!:D

LMAO - is Rob giving Taylor a purple nirple? That is too funny... :D

you said it!hahaha.:))

GOOOOD, the first one is ... huuuh.

Btw, hello people! :)

Awww...he's giving her a little kiss.... now if I can just crop out Kristen's head and photoshop in mine...... LOL

you can go to this site
http://www.faceinhole.com/us/create/robert-patt...
--> www.faceinhole.com

if you make your own account you can put that picture and then put your face there.. ^^

OMG--I was only kidding around and you can actually do this????!!! :-O

(I am sooo waiting til my hubby goes to bed so I can try it!!) LMAO

Yeah! I made a few of myself with Rob.... I am not so good with it though :P
When you type 'Twilight' or 'Robert Pattinson' there are A LOT of potential manips that you can make there... It's just really fun :)

**claps hands**
I am going to have so much fun! LOL

LOL!

there's just something about this two that makes a photo shoot feel sizzling hot and look oh so fun !!

yeah, this is the shoot that keeps giving and i do hope that when rob's cover shoot comes out, we will be treated once more with so much gorgesity !!!

Ohhh I see everyone jumped over to this post now.

*runs*

*jumps*

Hiiiii

hehe, Hi!
Don't you agree that these pictures are just soo cute? :D

YES. I love rob on the little roped saucer thing.

So cute and so Rob pre-madness.

It makes me happy.

Absolutely!
I really hope that when they do another shoot together that you can see that playful side of them again..
We already saw that with the Taylor and Kristen shoot a few months ago.. But I hope that a Robsten shoot like this will come again :)

Yeah. They are awesome together. It makes me happy inside.
I hope they do alot more interviews together so we can sit back and watch
their chemistry.

sigh..

and just see how Rob looks all lovey-dovey at Kristen.. And of course being all jealous because WE want to be the ones that Rob looks at that way..

still, their chemistry: sigh...

Yeah, I will be suprised at the day when someone is able to get them apart.
They look so in love... regardless if they are or not.

Thank you! So much pretty! I will never get how VF chose the pics they did for the actual edition. Some of those here are so much better than the printed versions. I especially like those in which they are laughing/smiling.

PS: I can understand why they can't keep their hands off him but why give Taylor nipple twister?

OMG!!!

it's finally here!!! *giggles*

ok, the first one??? totally *SWOON* eeekkk!!!!!!!!! melts my heart. just like that. ^_^

2nd & 4th one? very, really, super duper CUTE to the nth level!!!! ^_^

and the 3rd one? KRISTEN: RAWRRR!!! im gonna get u! hahahaha.

these are just awesome! love this!!!

thanks LMC! and i agree. this is the one of my fave photoshoot they did too!

I LOVE YOU TO DEATH! mwah! ^_^

Kristen so lucky she gets rob to kiss her on the cheek!!!
Rob looks like he is having fun on tht swing!!! :D

I can definately see some chemistry in these pics....but I just dont see it on screen.

right about the chemistry with these pics.

on screen...maybe bec you see kristen as bella not wearing her best and looking plain, simple human? i say let's wait for breaking dawn, when she'll be as breathtaking as rosalie.. :-)

these 2 were simply funny together and sooo very comfortable with each other,-like breathing.
but will there be another pictures of them now -like that? after all the d.r.a.m.a.s?

This is definitely pre drama when they were all playful and cool and funloving. Now everything is so serious and putting on an act all the time. Uggh. Miss the old days.

yeah...
the old, robsten days.. :-(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1VLDoXcTY

Makes me sad. I want my old Robsten back. Dang you Summit.

omg.. how i love this interview ^^ but i LOVE the mtv interview from the twilight set too ^^ when she picked something out of robs face LOL ^^ anyway ^^ i love all the good-old-days-interviews with them =) miss them :/ Maybe some day we have the old times back?

I really hope so! Because they are so good together!
The playfulness and non-drama just make the pictures even better...

..because now i can see the akwardness between the two when in public. and maybe the only thing these two were having real fun is when they're inside their hotel room(s) hanging out.

yeah, because then they don't have the whole world breathing down their necks...
it's a shame really that all their quirkiness can't be shown because everyone will judge them because of it..

These two don't need to take their clothes off to make a photo look hot.

i couldnt agree with u more.. thats just how they are which is really, really,

awesome! *squee* ^_^

OMG...The first one is soooo adorable...and I ve seen all videos from Vanity Fair but that one slipt my eyes

I love the first one! I love this shoot. I can't till they do another.

Hahaha that last pic is hilarious, Rob is obviously cracking up!

I LOVE this photoshoot, it's the best photoshoot involving Twilight cast ever and not to mention Rob and Kristen.
You can feel natural and not fixed chemistry...I guess everyone was happy and relaxed.
That first one is lovely :)
And Rob and Kris are just "fiery" together!

yep....i'm going to miss Cam in all the other movies...i know i know he died whatever he was funny!...and well rob...wow i can't even explain what this man does to me...THAT JAW!!!!!!!!! gosh its killing me...he looks so sexy in the first one and the third one...and the other two..he looks so cute..dorky rob! he just makes me laugh in last one..super cute!...i hope they do another vanity shoot!..looking forward to THOSE kinds of photoshoots NOT where they shrink rob so he looks like tay's height!

oh i saw Cam in Never Back Down! all i have to say is CHIAOOOO!

Hellz yea, Cam is super sexxy....makes you wish James didn't have to go!! D@mn it SM....why did you have to kill off James!!! Ok, why did Cam get casted as James....d@mn you CH..........I want James resurrected , lol

yes..i watched this movie like a week ago..my friend was with me and she was like wow!...that dude is seriously yummy..hahaha

It's all good...I just put Cam on replay when I watch Never Back Down, plus he's got tons of new movies coming up that will highlight his sexiness...and he's actually a really funny dude.
Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb8TyoVFQLE

indeed..the guy is seriously sexy!..haha

I love every single pic of rob and kristen. The are gorgeous! Does everyone else notice how he is lookin at her?

I think that in nearly every pic of the two of them together he seems completely entranced, just fascinated with her...and, usually she looks happy when she's pictured with him--smiling and relaxed...not always but I think he does calm her somewhat.

*gasp*

ur comment!

*swoon* ^_^

Yeah, the way he looks at her ALL THE TIME. *heavy sigh*

ok.. so i was just staring the pics again. and man!

i just love the 1st, 2nd and 4th one.

so freaking cute!

*sigh* ^_^

hey!! *hugs*
same here, bud.. couldn't stop drooling over those pics!
fancy for more robsten vanity fair shoot? yap, guess so!! xxxx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyeqDuZv4c&feat...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9aOKfptFKw&feat...

hey NM!!

*hugs back*

how are ya? ^_^

u know for me, this is the best photoshoot of them. love everything about it. definitely. *giggles*

oh wow!
*claps hands, jumps up and down*
yey! yey! yey! yeeeesss!! more from VF shoot! *squee*

ur awesome! thanks for this NM! *sigh* gotta love them! ^_^

I love the last one....She's like "Rob you're such a dork get down from there!!!"

Haha I know! Exactly what I thought ;)

Man, the way he is looking at her in the 3rd picture just makes me melt.

My, my, my.....Rob is lookin at her like (speaking through my teeth now):

He's gonna rip that girl apart!!! Mm,Mm,Mm!!!! DAMN!!!!

Luscious Sugar Licks Cookies!!!....! That is all I can say!!!!! You know Kristen is saying:

I want me some of that!!!.....LOL!!!

Okay...I gotta get back to work.....Cause I ain't no millionaire to just be chillin' all day....LOL!

;-)

they were so relaxed back then.i miss those days.they look perfect for each other..and can't wait for another robsten photoshoot

OMG!!!! The one of Rob kissing her on the cheek.....hmm...photoshop might be busy later this afternoon :p She better know how damn lucky she is!! He like never takes his eyes off her....its so.......yuuummm...drool....(all the while sending hate glares of jealousy to kristen)
I can't for the life of me get any of my college work done, between my posters by my desk and my clicking around here, I might as well be locked away with some Rob porn...LOL

I love the first pic! It is so cute....the VF photoshoot is one of the best that I have seen!

i love the one with robert kissing kristen's cheek..so sweet! i love them. i want them to be together.

yeah so your avi is my favorite thing EVER. and if i could figure out how to put a pic on mine that's def that one i would've used....
yeah, i DON'T KNOW how to edit my avi. yay.

haha:) if you want to know..all you have to do is go to your disqus profile and click on my settings(at the top of your profile) on the left hand side you should see avatar picture. you can upload one from your comp there..hope that helps:)

HOLY MOLy look i did it! thx!

haha..bravo! looks good:)

thx couldn't've done it without ya! woowoooo

omg rob is freakin kissing kirsten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are u freakin kidding me

Ahhhh there's my smexxxy Cam G. Wish he would marry me already! You all can keep fighting over Rob, hehe

The first one is my *fave.* Who wouldn't melt and have that sex look in the eyes like Kristen with a soft kiss close to the neckline? Then to be held in his arms.... Purrrrr...

LMAO!
My husband saw me scrolling the pics and he says...
"What, they're doing Levi ads now?"
*shakes head* Gotta love him...

WOOHOO!!!

more pics to add to my Rob pics folder!

Lol

i love love LOVEEEE the 1st & 2nd pic =)
gives me chillls

the peck is really cute.

This is my fave photoshoot the cast ever did! Rob and Kristen look so adorable and comfortabl with each other! So hotttttttt!!! Love it! I really would love to see another photoshoot like this for NM, Eclipse and BD!! :D

YAY Finally a VF post!

Wow.....I'm so jealous right now...
I want to switch places with Kris.....
Rob looks so smoking hot....

I'm surprised that my screen doesn't burst in flames...

1st ; just a cute kiss. old. no true. let's move on LOL

2nd ; Kristen's thigh. ouch girl.

3rd ; fierce Stewy. and the thigh welcome too again. Rob's face is the best " what the fork ".

4th ; dorky dork R. love love love his dorkiness.

ps ; the rest of the pictures.

http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/displayimage.php... - so random. LOL well Kristen got the whole view of the priceless bum bum. LOL

http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/displayimage.php... - my favourite. they both look sooo beautiful. and when i saw the HQ picture. it's even more beautiful. you can see Kristen's thigh.

me and thighs today. well Stewy beats my mind LOL

her thigh and Rob's bum bum hehe.

this photoshoot was my ultimate favourite they done. the first pictures toke my breathe away.

real. natural. true. just them being them.

"1st ; just a cute kiss. old. no true. let's move on LOL" :D you did it :DDD *high five* lol and the 2nd link is my fav. pic too! so cute!! Miss the old days :(

I'm sneaking around here ^^ psst *lol* still in the office and i'm not at home until 8:30 p.m.! Maye I'll catch u! We haven't talked in AGES *lol ^^ Hope your cold is better? :*

i did. didn't i. LOL

well it's just a kiss.

but it's a Rob kiss i would die for and i am guessing not only me. hehe

i am on a roll today. missed this place.

and missed u. my cold is better. the rudolf nose is gone. i am home today so when you come back. maybe we will catch sneeky lady.

you want me to call your boss? LMAO :))

lips...neck...hands....
What i wouldn't give to be kristen stewart in first pic ....

Those two are so beautiful together and alone. I wished they do a similar or more hot and smoking sexy photoshoot with just two of them for Breaking Dawn promo :D

GOD, I bet everyone who loved them would die to see those two smoking hot and sexy in each other arms and body to body together ... haha..

Just thinking of it reminds me to read Beyond Twilight fanfic over again and again !!! HAHAA