Oh.My.God......... Like Sharon Osbourne said on Ellen, it would be illegal the amount of things I would want to do with him! LMAO

lol love sharon and that is so true! but to be honest legal or illegal i would have Rob either way hahaha that man really is HOT! i love this site ;) x

Lmao.

I dont know anyone who would want to do LEGAL things with him!

KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

OMG... KIM!!

*clicks like*

I can only think of illegal things I want to do with him... it's a good thing I can't go to jail for something that's just in my mind... LOL!

ohh I 'like' and you get a bump!!

I missed you on here Kim but trust rob to help get you to make an appearance!!

KIM!!!
Where the HALE have you been!?! OME I've missed you!!! Muah!!
LOL I.. uh... agree... but shhh.... lol
My sweet, sweet mother of RPattz!!! He's so damn gorgeous so hot... so sexy.. so brooding... so ROB!!!

I saw these pics again and said "Damn i'm in love with that man!"

I just want to LICK him all over.....

Crap...

Shamwow undies do NOT hold up well during ROB posts....

*runs off to change*

LOL

bahahahahaha !
too true!

Hahaha i do agree Best photo-shoot so far, if i do say so myself

idk if those were the best pics. of him, that last one makes me think he dropped a chip down his shirt, just saying

lol

haha! Bow chika wow wow moment! this was the reason i loved rob-one word-HOT

He's just James Dean and Elvis rolled into one. lucky kristen!

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
PURE SEXINESSSSSSS,

ROBERT PATTINSON: WALKING SEX

I just had a full bodygasm!!

lmao at "full bodygasm".

LMFAO!!!!!

I know exactly what you mean.
*Presses Like*

I'm so happy I'm understood. ;)

The leather jacket, the hands, bedroom eyes.... I think I need to order some shamanties myself.

which super-character print would you like?

10 cases of Rob and interested in trying the JBone as well.

Ok. Your order has been placed. Your total is free.99 LOL

You are the best in the business.

*blows hot breath on knuckles on one hand then rubs them on shoulder*
Yeah, I know. That's because I have my girls backing me up. Shout out to Kasiii.Rob's.Cupcake.Pants and (Marie)Rob&Kristen_Fan~CC-VG

LMFAO to BOTH comments!! Rob needs to stop making my more horny than i hve to b LOL!

I love your avi! It's really sexy! lol

I agree with the full bodygasm.

I love your avi full on ROB lip porn yummmm!!!!!

Why, thank you!

I have said time and time again it's a crime on how gorgeus this man is.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

**** DROOL ****

**** SWOON ****

**** FAINTS ****

* THUD *

YES he IS!!!!!!

(sigh)

;0)

I see you got the same idea of changing your Avi... yours is absolutely stunning, Rob rocks the leather look!!

Mine is a little different but hand and hair porn included!

hand and hair porn.

it's his trademark seriously. everywhere i look it's the hand in the hair. *wishing it was his hand in my hair *

i love it. [ and of course that's why i love your avi hehe ]

and that hand in the shirt.

can i go on and on? i CAN.

as LMC put it : one word - ROB nothing eles required.

*runs to watch the incredible youtube video i got from Dutchie as a present*

Thanx sweetie... I think I am going to keep this one for a while... I am kind of growing attached to it!

That...hand...in...the...shirt...

*swallows thickly*

I want that hand in my shirt.... or mine in his... whatever... I want his hands all over me!

Can we write the word SEX on here??? Cause I can't emphasize it enough.... that man is sex on legs!!!

*runs off to watch the vid with Kasii breathlessly *

What the hell I am posting it again for everyone who hasn’t seen it already and for the ones who have they probably will watch it again!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcacur6N1eg&feature

He turns me on!!

he is breaking a lot of hearts right now.

LIVING SEX. LIVING SEX. SEX SEX SEX ...ouch !

*runs back to watch the video again for the 1oth time today*

thank you isn't enough for this wonderful present.

i can't HELP MYSELF.

*Rob YOU turn me on,
You know you're turning me, you know you're turning me on,
ROB YOU turn US on*

Raaaar !

ps: so keep the avi it's soo owned by YOU :))

One word: RAAAAAAWRRRR!!

lmao! I have to get to get an avi already but im at work and they might shoot me! Seriously there is no other description than "Rob is Sex on Legs!". Love it:)

Dutchie, you shouldn't post stuff like that without a warning. Is not for the faint of heart, you know? Thanks for my new youtube fave.

I need to go catch my breath and clean up the mess I made. Thank goodness for sham wows.

At your service!! *wink*

Damn that was HOT!!!!! I had not seen that before THANK YOU for reposting it really thank you!!!!

You're very welcome!! Be sure to save it to your faves!

*completely smitten*

well... thats just... MMM...

.... his hand in that shirt used to tease and hide how he truly feels by intentionally flipping us off... that naughty boy...

.... oh, Rob, is that an invitation?... why, yes, yes, I would love to...

i would love too think that too..

why is he doing this to us.....

... oh, he knows what he's doing...
 
...because he's a naughty boy and he knows we love it ... I def want to be naughty with him...
 
...plus I think he might be cashing in on the shamwow undies market ... just saying...

never thought of that. that smart ass. LOL

he should be illegal.

lol... I wouldn't want it any other way...
 
hey, I wouldn't go that far, if he does ever cross my path, I need clearence.. lol ..

you know what they say. illegal tastes better. illegal Rob. *heartbeats*

*sliiiiirrrrrrrppppppp*
Sorry! You said Rob and taste and I, well, I drooled.

i would love to know how he tastes.

whaaa...i would LOL

I wouldn't even put whip cream on that... I'll take it straight.

whip cream would ruin the natural taste LOL

Agreed! ;p

... you little minx...

..... HUA! .......

DISQUS 2x

an invite??? from rob??

count me in! i'n never say "NO" to Rob!!!

hehehe =)

hey popper!

*holds out hand*

im marie... nice to meet u.. =)

.... well, of course, I would never deny my fellow Twi lady an oppurtunity such as this ....
 
... after all, I do not believe his intentions are simply meant for me.... a pity though... ; )
 
*shakes maries hand*
 
Pleasure. I must forewarn you, I am consistently grammatically incorrect, and my use for sentence fragments is unavoidable. If these are things you feel you can handle, I have no problem with making you a life long friend. Although you are in cohoots with JMNP. Of course, that is your decision to make if you wish to do so.

awww... thanks popper. =)
*shakes popper's hand*

oh me too! i have tons of grammatical errors so i have to apologize beforehand and i think thats bcoz english is not my first language. no worries, i think i could managed that. *wink* hehehe.

so "popper" huh? thats an interesting choice of name. why did u choose that? =)

My name is Elsewhere, based on my fav book. Long story for the tie-in. However, the name Popper came from a convo I had w/ a fellow nnm.orgian. Which is repeated on my profile but which I have pasted below for you. lol

I'm a random post-er-er ...you'll see more of me and my randomness.....For example:like....."been popped" sounds like popping corn...& if all the whole male twi cast was a bag of corn, I have to say I would pop all of it & eat the whole bag very...very ....very slowly ............just call me the popper!"

oooohh... im learning here. i like it. =)

thanks for that to me. so u dont regular post then huh? sneaky but i like it. hehe. its makes more sense about ur name. and i like that u stick to the essence of ur name. very nice indeed... =)

but im curious though, arent u tempted to post crazy comments here? and how do u pick on which posts or comments to make a comment on? sorry for the stupid questions.. im just morbidly curious. hehehe. if its too much for u, u dont have to answer all of it. i'd understand. =)

My grammatical errors and sentence fragments are part of me, simply because I choose to be direct and get to the point, however articulate a person may be or grammatically correct, does not measure the intellect in which one holds. Sometimes it is only seen as the wasted effort used to put a comma in the appropriate place. Of course, it is expected and appropriate on a professional level, but not as mandatory on a blog site. Doesn't make the love you feel for the site any less than others.
 
Life is complicated, but somethings don't always have to be.
 
I have no doubts that these questions are somehow connected to your cohort with JMNP, however I have no issue with answering your question/ questions. I don't see how it would be too much. However, you being, morbidly curious is making me wonder what you would have done if I had not answered them. I simply like to read posts, if I see one I can respond to or feel is mildly interesting, I do. Simply random, no method . If I like something, I press like, I see no reason to take up unnecessary space. Feel free to ask any further questions at any time.
 
With that said.... back to sentence fragments...
 
.........OFF 2 the Kings of Leon Concert @ ACL Fest........
 
........WHOO HOOO!!..........

hey popper!
sorry for the really late reply. i couldnt wait for ur reply earlier to say goodbye. i was about to go sleep then and i dont want u think that i was being rude to u.. so here i am, the sneaky that i am. hehe =) and can i just say that i totally agree with u, that being not-so articulate (i wouldnt want to say inarticulate bcoz that would be extreme. hehe) shouldnt be the basis of one's intelligence. we all do bring our own wisdom here right? i appreciate u saying that. =)

about JMNP, well she did share with me about whats happening between the two of u recently. please dont feel that i came up to u just to ask about her and that im being intrusive, though i know that it’s none of my business. but i'd totally understand if u'd be feel that way about me for acting so. though i gotta say that i thought it was just for fun and entertainment but seeing how affected u are, it makes me sad that she hurt u this bad that u wouldnt want to talk to her anymore though i feel that she's hurting too for making u feel that way about it. i know that i really dont have any idea about ur relationship with her and this may not change ur mind about it, but i want to say sorry in her behalf. again, this may not change how u feel about her or the situation, and that u should act on it, but i just want to say that anyway.. i hope u and JMNP would be able to fix whatever it is that u need to fix. now i'd really understand if u wouldnt reply to this post or to me at all, not that i would bother u or anything, but im just glad that i get that out of my chest. Sorry, sorry.. =)

anyway, dont worry about it. i get curious a lot and i just want to know more about u. again, i apologize for being intrusive or being too personal about it. i do appreciate that u answered it. thank u. =)

btw, i like that ur a KOL fan bcoz i am too! im glad that u got to watch them. totally jealous about it! hehe. revelry is one of my faves! awesome! hope u had fun in the concert but then again its KOL right? who wouldnt be? hehehe. sorry for the long response.. =)

...your too funny~~!!...
 
... stop apologizing to me, y'all act like I'm going to do something crazy, ...lol... I'm not the godfather... at least, that anyone knows of... and I'm not going anywhere... this is my second home, y'all can always find me here...
 
...so enough of that... like rafiki says... "it doesn't matter, it's in the past!"...
 
well, the concert was outside, it was a beautiful nite and KOL, well they were awesome, across the park were the yeah, yeah, yeahs, it was all very AWESOME!!... lol... tons of people, guess its good for austin, but hard to get around...
 
so marie, where r u from?

hey popper!!
hahaha. well not crazy.. or maybe a bit?? hehehe. kidding. =) well i didnt know if u'd still talk to me after that, let alone reply to me at all.. but im glad u did. thanks.. =)

yeah. this is my second home too. =) so i'll just be expecting u to pop all of a sudden huh? thats nice.. =) hmm.. should i sing hakuna matata now??? *wink* hehe

really??? wow. soo jealous of u right now! i'd love to see them visit here and watch them perform... but i dont think that would happen. not yet. anyway, im from the Philippines. =) how about u?

yea, i get that alot... not completely crazy, but mostly.. lol..!

of, course, i talks to every1... that'll be me randomly popping away...hmm.. I'd prefer, can you feel the love tonite...lol... if you wanna sing to me, i love when people do that, one gets warm fuzzy feelings inside...lol

I live in Austin, Texas, USA... hence the "y'all." Yes we say that, no we do not all wear hats and I do not own a horse or a cow, nor know anyone who does... lol... We went to the ACL Fest/ Austin City Limits, its like 3 days of constant bands, eating, and drinking, there were more ppl this yr, than ever before.

My friend lives in manilla. I haven't talked to her in a while, but every now and then she sends me something, last time she sent me black pearls...see, not to worry, someone loves me!.. lol..

*thinks the lyrics of the song*
ugh! i cant remember all of it! sorry... i cant sing to u..
*frowns* =)

oh yeah.. i did noticed that, just dont want to assume. hehehe. seriously does everyone in the US think that about those who lives in Texas?? its just weird if they do. hehe.

wow. now im really, REALLY jealous of u right now.. and thats bcoz of the nonstop band-playing and the drinking part. hehehe. wow. really??? thats cool! and u know manila?! thats double cool! hehehe. so where is ur friend now? here in manila?? awww.. yeah. im glad someone loves u.. =)

lol...

nooo, i wanted u to sing, thats a downer.. lol.. thats ok, i know the words...

Yep, meet ppl all the time, ask silly questions, except the drinking part, THAT, is all true...lmao!! Dang alcholics!... I guess, that's what makes me proud to be a Texan...LOL!, I'm kidding.

Um, I think she's in Manilla still, she came to the States to cross train, I was her trainer, so instant friendship, she's awesome, love her, i myself, have never been there, I've heard good things. Except for the weather thing, sorry bout that, glad ur ok.

hahaha. sorry... i could only think of the chorus part. *blushes* =)

yikes! really?? texan people got stereotyped then huh? weird how some people think, really. hehe. oh dont worry about it. we're ok now. thanks... =) the 2nd storm just headed north so we're just experiencing the "tail" --- seriously, weird thing for me to say, hehehe -- so its very windy and rainy, but mostly windy. im more worried about other people though. its just awful.. =| oh yeah. we're proud of our beaches here. u wouldnt appreciate much the city, but the beaches and evreything? lovely =) maybe u should visit ur friend then huh? *wink* hehehe

well, i could visit you...lol

*reads popper's reply twice*
me??? as in me?? seriously??
hehehe =) well im no fun really. so the better to visit the sights and ur friend.
*nods*
definitely not me.

hehehe =)

LMAO!! What's w=rong w/ u.. u couldn't possibly be the most boring person on earth.. unless ur like 15, then i can't visit u, I need a legal partner in crime!...

well yeah not really boring. *blushes* hehehe. hmmm.. well i look like a 12-yr old but really im 21 now. turning 22 this december. ugh.. hehehe. crime huh? count me in! i have no criminal record yet so that'd be fun! bring it on! hehehe

...LMAO... Great!... when we get done, u still won't have a criminal record, I mean ur working w/ a professional here!..

wow. a pro?? nice.... *nods* though a little stain in my record would be ok too. *pleading eyes* hehehehe =)

lol... ok, but just a stain, i guess i can take one for the team..

hmmm... so u got my back then huh? *nods* thats good to know.. hehehe =)

back.. check...

*rolls eyes*
*sarcastic*
pfft. thanks a lot.

hehehe =)

or u can always claim a 12 ur old did it!

*rolls eyes*
pfft. i dont even have to claim it. one look from people would instantly put me in the "kids section". jeez... hehehe

LMAO.. well, we'll def have to hit up an all you can eat buffet... one adult and one child.. *whispers to marie*.. hey, we're on a budget here!... LOL!

one adult and one child huh?
*thinks to self*
..
..
..
*shrugs*
cool! i get to have the free ones with every promo that we'd get.
*giggles*
hehehehe. =)

lol.. seee ur already an evil genius... i see the stains falling on ur record already!...

oh no!!! already?? dang it!
*wipes off the stains from marie's records*
oh no.. no, no, no.. not yet.
*shakes head*
hehehehe =)

... LMAO!!!!.....

*glares at popper*
my record's got stained all over here and ur just laughing there???
*rolls eyes*
hehehe =)

lol!... why is every1 glaring at me today... lol... it had to happen sooner or later, u can't have it both ways, hey, I didn't say my record wasn't sprinkled w/ a few stains, itself!...

why? who's glaring at u?? hehehe =)

hmmm... well i prefer later. =)

oooh.. so ur's had stains too? cool! hehehe

hey gotta sleep now ok? its like 4am now here. hehe. but i'll be back later. hope ur still here =) keep my record clean ok? hehehe. thanks popper! =)

will do, nite kid...

hahaha. kid??? im a kid now huh? hehehe. hey popper! or bye popper! hehe. off to bed i see... awww... 'night to u then! talk to u soon! =)

sorry, nite... playing around....

hahaha. thats ok popper. dont worry about it. still up i see?? hehe =)

lol... im going, im going...

*shakes head*
do u realize how late it is now there? tsk, tsk..

hehehehe =)

lol, it was a long, fun saturday nite, most i spent on the pc... lol!

u did?? how come ur in the site then?? were u breaking rules without me again? *shakes head* ut always protecting me. dont be like that. i want some action too! hehehehe =)

ok, i gotta get going... see y'all later..

Thanks!! OME Rob in leather is indeed STUNNING!! Yeah I had this avi for a while now..Love it!
Hand and hair porn are ALWAYS good!!
lol!
=0)

I had mine since monday I guess, when I saw the pics I couln't help but changing my avi right away!!

He stole my heart...

LOL ! You are darn right !! ! !

Btw, I have a problem with those pics (not about Rob obviously x) )... the two last pics are like "pixeled" .. I can't see them clearly .. Is it the same for you? :(

yea they r pixi,
but i already have theese pictures saved on my pc
the good version theese pics r 3-5 days old
you can find the non pixie ones on any robertpattinson site

aw.. right.
that's just too bad..

I EDITED MY COMENT CUZ I WENT TO RECHECK THE PICKS
yea they r pixi,
but i already have theese pictures saved on my pc
the good version theese pics r 3-5 days old
you can find the non pixie ones on any robertpattinson site

Lol okay ^^'

Yeah, I actually found some that are non pixie, but they all have some writing on them you know..
But thank you anyway =) i'll keep searching ^^

ugh. Hand in hair. Hand in hair. Almost every pic I see of him, he has his hand in his hair. So old. If you're gonna do the hair bit, at least have hair like Jasper. hehe. :)

faceless - if you knew anything about Rob, you would know that the hand in hair is what he does when he is feeling self-conscious or anxious - he is so not doing it to ANNOY you. But if you are annoyed, don't look at them

Don't indeed I will look at them for u and I just wish I had my hands on that dirty greasy hair mmm......!!! and TSH says I need a shamwow pronto!!!

10 reasons why you have to love Robert Pattinson:

1. He does not play Jacob
2. He'd lookng good with a woman's face and wearing women's dresses
3. He has big hands
4. He's single
5. He has one leg shorter than the other
6. He usually wears with the same clothes
7. He doesn't wash his hair everyday
8. He's not 30 pounds bigger
9. He looks hot with blood in his face
10. He can do this:
http://s189.photobucket.com/albums/z274/dyanah8...

anything else?

EDIT: Oh yeah, and he has a hairy chest too LOL

....

1.HES SEXY
2.HES SEXY
3.HES SEXY
4.HES SEXY
5.HES SEXY
6.HES SEXY
7.HES SEXY
8.HES SEXY
9.HES SEXY
10.HES SEXY

It's good to know that at least one person has Rob pegged correctly. Forget everything else.

Rob's sexy.

The end.

hmm not sure about number 4.

11. He makes Kristen do this:

http://new-moon-movie.net/wp-content/uploads/20...

Couldn't have said it better myself yep hotness!!!

LMFAO!!! That has to be the best pic of Rob ever!!!

EVER!!!! LOL!!!!

thanks :) I love this guy LOL

11. He can make Kristen, who usually looks like this:

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploa...

Do this:

http://new-moon-movie.net/wp-content/uploads/20...

hahahaha. WTH????

i still love him though, despite the look..

love me some "deformed" Rob. he's too adorkable! =)

*giggles*

hehehehehe =)

agree!!!!

He should've just ripped off shirt!!!

!@#!@&*(B R!#&*()&$!#!@#$ BY*(!&$*()!# &*(#

He's created a whole new genre of porn...

The...I-don't-even-need-to-take-my-clothe-off-to-make-you-cream porn!!!!

That sh!t should be illegal!!!!

LOL, yeah I just experienced that porn too...it's magical! I wonder if there is an award for best "I-don't-even-need-to-take-my-clothe-off-to-make-you-cream porn".

If so, let's vote unanimously for Rob!

*raises shirt*

Oooops...were we supposed to raise hands?

*snorts laughter*
Thanks for that!

LOL, I raised my shirt too!!! Any chance to flash him I'll take!

Too bad you're at work...I keep forgetting it's Friday and I should be at work. I'm going out of town for a wedding and a funeral, they make movies about this stuff I swear!

They DO! I'm sorry you have a funeral though!

*raises shirt, bra, pants, panties*

ROB?? where???

Count me in.

LMAO :)

I am soo bloody glad it's not LOL

ME TOO!!!

Dang it! Why do I have to be at work right now!


lol

Nip off to the stationary cupboard for 10 mins LOL

I CAAAAANT! I'm stuck!

lol

Oh my...your avatar!!!

What a beautiful unicorn indeed! lol

ROTFLMAO!!!

$&&@""@&&&$)?,.!'hgfjkkjll]{}#%%€>€£¥¥•£!>?•=¥¥*£€>!!!!!!!

:0)

RIGHT!!!!!!

Yes he did!!

That's why we love him!!

;0)

1. I'd be Team Pea Coat if I weren't TeamMFS but I will praise the peacoat eternally, along with the voluminous bouffant. Pretty pea coat.

2. Again, why is Rob fully clothed, not even really looking into the camera, and these photos are NSFW??

It's not right, Rob. So not right.

He doesn't HAVE to be nekkid...it's be NICE...but not a necessity!

I like Rob in clothes. Because then I can imagine taking it off...

sorry im slow NTSW???

Totally, wrote that wrong. Thanks for asking. It's supposed to be NSFW.

still slowwww sorry been looking at Rob too long kinda stoped my brain what does it stand for?

"Not safe for work" ahhahahahhahha.

Sorry, should I give you definitions for the words "safe" and "work" LMAO?? I understand Rob tends to bring out the 5 year old in all of us.

LOL got it now haha yea Rob does the darndest things to my body and brain!!! *blushes from being a tad embarrassed

hey Babe I've sent you another e-mail *wink wink*

xxx

OH MY Freaking GOD!!!

http://twitpic.com/jyfdw

I don't think I've seen that pic before. WOWOWOWOW <looks over shoulder, makes sure no one can see it> <opens pic again> That happy trail leads straight to The Promised Land.

OME! I definitely will walk through that happy trail to the promise land, !!!

*puts on trainers and start looking for the trail*

The HUGE AND HAPPY MAKER THING I will find there are beyond anyones expectations :D

holy mother of edward cullen!!!!

SH*T!!!!!

i LOVE THAT! eeekkkkk!!!! =)

higher! higher! higher!!!!!!

hehehehe =)

pic of ROB on a ROB post??!!

oh please keep it coming!!!

more! more! more rob!!!!

woohoo!!! =)

*eyes pop out* LOL

*picks nicnixs eyes up off the floor and hands then to nicnixs*
You're gonna need these hun.

After this Twipic... I definitely need the shamanties...

*clicks in ORDER NOW*

HOW MUCH IS IT?

First time orders are free. I have that much trust in this product. LMAO!!

OME!! Love that pic!!
(wink!)

Dear lord!

It just got a little warmer in my office!!

Thank god for Rob and his happy trail :)

Amen indeed!

A little warmer?! It's hotter than a halapenos hooha in here.

Ha! Indeed!

**puts down the coffee as to not completey overheat at work**

How would I explain it to my co-workers if I get heat exhaustion when it's only in the 50's outside right now??

I have a feeling the answer "Rob's happy trail has caused me to overheat and pass out" will not be acceptable.

LMAO!!! The other day I took in such loud sharp breaths at work that my co-workers thought I was passing out. LMAO

unless they are men,you should just show them the pictures.I think they will understand..

Amen.

I know that pic...I know that pic really well......did I already mention that I know that pic...yes, yes I do....*thud*

*Fanning self*
Okay ladies, I don't know how much more Rob I can handle today. After weeks of no Rob, who am I kidding? Keep it coming!

Team Happy Trail!!!!!!!!

lol

Best team ever!!!

His like SEX in a HUMAN Form!!!....
a walking breathing O
LOL

No human form just SEX that is Rob's gender just SEX!!!!

yes...
HAND PORN
JAW PORN
EYE PORN
LIP PORN...
watching Rob is like watching the best porn movie ever to be made..lol

lmao. Rob is Porn!

Yes, Wolfi. Porn from hair to toe!

Dude, I had to break my contract with Team MFS. Kristen RAWKS!! But I'll forever cherish our shared disgust with MFS!!!!

LOVE YA WOLFI!

xoxoxox

NOOOOO..how could you do that to me...LOL..i jke

corse i understand,,kristen does RAWK..she forking hawt, if rob doesnt mark his territory on her, then his an @ssi..ohh my gosh am having a girl crash on Kstew
...wat does KMF stand for exactly..lol

LOVE u 2..NTJB!!
xoxo...dnt forget MFS sucks

I'll never forget MFS sucks LMAO. That'd be like forgetting Rob's hot.

KMF- Kristen's middle finger i.e., the tail end of CF911's sn LOL.

What's the meaning of MFS???

*pouts*

I wanna know :(

hehe lol...its the name i made up for renesme...
*..muntant....freaky...spawn..*....
lol..sorry if u like nessie but i personally dnt, i would av been happier if she was a boy..lool

hahaha Don't worry I didn't like her either!

BD is not my favorite book... I don´t like the fact of having a baby and suddenly the important thing (Bellaward) comes to second hand...

I always jumped to the parts where they were in the cottage :D

Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes posted this 1 hour ago:
I LOVE this outtake!
http://i36.tinypic.com/2vi4ifp.jpg

I just have to bring this link to the top again! Click to enlarge and go to hell, I mean heaven, no, hell, damn it.

Another great Rob dropdead sexy stare.

He looks so nice in black and white!

WHAT THE F&#(!!!

This is an outtake?@??@?#??@

This is like GQ committing that heinous crime of not publishing the unicorn-inducing pic:

http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/upload...

$*(#)(@

And the vamp girls go wild!!!!!!

Meh. Let them enjoy. I will enjoy watching them enjoy...

(AND I DO NOT MEAN THAT IN A GUTTER WAY! LMAO)

lol yes, watching the wildness is fun :)

*covering mouth and LMFAO at the voyeurism double meaning in that statment*

ROFT!!

I am just imagining what the photographer said to Rob on the last pic :)

Um...Rob could you give us multiple finger porn in this shot :)

How is it even possibe that someone has sexy fingers? *drooling* LOL

Thanx to the lovely Phoenix who sent me these scans yesterday, here is another one, that didn’t make it to this post:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aCW6-_vM_v0/SsTMKCfxX...


OH.... MY..... EFFING....GOD.....HOLY....SH-T!!!!

This man just screams sex!!

And don't even start about his fingers.... imagine what he can do with those...

... to me....

*THUD*

I just screamed out loud when I saw that! The close up...holy sh*t, he is so sexy!!

It made me gasp, swallow and scream at the same time.... It came out kind of strangled...

And the beauty of it is he doesn't even realize that he's so hot...

Me too!! I thought I was the only one...whew!

And he is just beautiful and naturally so...

No no no ....

*shakes head smiling*

Of course you're not the only one silly girl, I’d think there’d be something wrong with you if you didn’t scream, gasp, swallow, shake, pant, sweat, blush et cetera…. LOL!

LMAO!! I have done ALL of the above! lol

Yeah Im at work so if I screamed patients would think there is something wrong with me. lol. But I gasped big:)

HOLY.....SEX.....!

you've just killed me.

the eyes.

the fingers...*not thinking about the fingers...*

the fingers....

Ah....what does he do to us!!

Oh no.... not again!!

*runs off for a change of panties*

Girl you should totally invest in some shamwow undies - shamanties. LOL running to change your panties all the time. wow you must be exhusted. :))) but anything for him.

the things i would love to do with him..too him...for him...*illegal thoughts*

Did you say "Shamanties"? Here I am to the rescue... How many cases would you like?

Don't throw away your Shamanties when Unbound Captives actually that will double Shamanties, thanks to Rob and his buddy Hugh Jackman, than we have Remember Me, followed by Bel-Ami. And please the mother of holy hotness let there be Breaking Dawn. So the Shamanties may continue marching on.

*summons what's her face from what's the movie*
YES! YES! YES!
*on knees bouncing up and down yanking on my hair*
YES! YES! YES!
*in a whisper as a side note*
(Shamanties are washing machine safe ladies)

hey TSO!!!

wow. ur hyper today huh? love it! hehehe

soooo.... how's the production of black shamanties? im sorry im not a very good "co-owner" or co-producer of the business.. *frowns*

hahaha. how are ya?? =)

I'm good. Working hard on all these special orders.
While trying to keep myself in on e piece looking at all these fantastic pictures of hotness.

special orders huh? how special are these special shamanties?? *grins*

i need an update woman! =)

hehehe. i know what u mean... its like cast galore in here! and it's raining men too!

ROB
TAYLOR
KELLAN
THE WOLVES
ROB
ROB
ROB
ROB
ROB

oh yeah. i almost forgot!
ROB
ROB

hehehehe =) i hope ur still in one piece dear. i dont want our shamanties to go to waste bcoz ur not urself. =

*shakes TSO's shoulders*
pull urself together woman!!

hehehe =)

and make shamanties with cupcakes on them :))) LOL ..TSO will love that.. wouldn't you SwitzOlturiiiii! :)))

shamanties AND cupcakes????

WOW. just wow. i think i couldnt handle that!
*shrugs*
but oh well... im in! this would please TSO. cmon kasiii! lets get crackin!

*runs to make cupcaked-shamanties with Kasiii*
nice.... im liking this..
*nods*

hey kasiii do u think we could give this to Rob??? i mean he like cupcakes right???
*wink*

hehehehe =)

WOW. it's WOW. cupcaked-shamanties are on the way . ! *runs to Marie* let's start the process ! Rob would soo go for these shamanties. yum cupcaked ones. LOL *wink*

*grins*
of course! this would earn us a call from rob too!!!

cmon! lets make more cupcaked-shamanties kasiii!!! woohoo!

hehehehe =)

a call from the living sex. i wish ! LOL CUPCAKED-SHAMANTIES REVOLUTION :))) wooohooo *jumps in excitment with Marie*

ps; i am bein kidnapped now. but i'll be back. we will work on them FOR SURE.

*BIG huggles M *

"living sex"???? OMG OMG OMG! I. LOVE. IT.
*squee*

*looks around*
hmmm.. we might get mod'd here.

*shrugs*
but yeah.. it really speaks for Rob.
*nods*
oh yes.. definitely.
*sigh*

god! i'd love to get a call from the ultimate living sex! i could just die right after. *squee*

oh yes! its time for the CUPCAKED-SHAMANTIES REVOLUTION!!!

hehehe. noooo!!!! dont leave me!!!
*sigh*
*bear hugs back Kasiii*
later then!
mwah! mwah! =)

living sex are the perfect words.

i wanna do bad things to you ; my ultimate motto for him.

CUPCAKED-SHAMANTIES REVOLUTION. i am back. and your probably sleeping *sweet dreams* :))

we will have to work on it hehe.

*bear hugs Mariii* !

hey kasiii!!
wow. nice motto! love it! *giggles*
yes im back but i'll sleep really, really soon. a bit tipsy from drinking. cant handle it. hehehe talk to u soon! thanks! mwah!! =)

How have you been?!

im doing good. still surviving. hehehe =)

we have storm galore here so yeah.. disastrous but still, im in one piece like i should be. hehehe.

im missing the shamanties now. =( whats the progress?? hehehe

Shamanties are coming along great... Special orders because Dutchie and Kasii need a truckload each. Shamanties are now available in a ny solid color of choice and In super-character prints. ie:super-Rob, super-Ty and soon coming super-uniformed J-bone prints.

we are special. THANK YOU again.

ps; as i already wrote too Marie

"and make shamanties with cupcakes on them :))) LOL ..TSO will love that.. wouldn't you SwitzOlturiiiii! :))) " :))

OME OME OME!!! YES YES YES!!!!! Cupcakes and unicorns. WTH was I thinking not making those yet?!
*Facepalm*

i knew you will love this idea ! well now you have lot's of work :)) me and Marie will help you. we are already in the process of making cupcaked-shamanties. LOL :)))

Thank you ladies for all your help... I don't know what I'd do without you. *sobs quietly*
You girls are the best!
*continues to sob quietly*

*bear hugs TSO*
awww... anything for u my dear TSO.. anthing for u.. =)

cmon! lets make more cupcaked-shamanties!!!

woohoo!!! =)

OMG I'm going to cry all day. I love you!!!!

*bear hugs TSO
awww.... dont cry dear.. if u cry then i'll cry in the process too so dont cry ok??
*sigh*

love u too!!! we love u!!
*bear hugs TSO tighter*
hmmmm!! ur huggable, do u know that??

hehehe =)

Yeah. *shy smile* My hubby and my friends all say that.

really?? aww.. thats so sweet! *giggles*

ok i think i need another hug then.
*snuggles*
hmmm... u are! u are! love it! =)

*blushes*
*shy smile*
I love hugs!

hahaha. well im not really a hugger but for u, i'll make an exemption. *wink*

*bear hugs TSO again and again*

u like that huh? hehehe =)

Yes, yes I do.

hahaha. u little snuggler u... *giggles* hehehe =)

you just gave me an idea... i'm going to make a new avi. I'm taking the "Snuggles" bear and putting shamanties on him and red eyes.

seriously??? thats soo cool! cant wait to see it! *grins*

*bows head*
thank u.. thank u.. thank u..
hehehe =)

hmmm... what color of the shamanties are u gonna use??? interesting... i just cant seem to imagine it though.. so i need results woman! go to ur room and make that avi right now! hehehehe =)

THE CUPCAKED-SHAMANTIES REVOLUTION ! and we don't know what we would do without you ! *hugs SwitzOlturiiii*

OMG I'm going to cry all day. I love you!!!!

don't cry. be happy ! <3

OK.
*shy smile*

a truckload??? whoa!!! thats awesome!!

where are they gonna deliver that??? we should make a schedule or something. *nods* yes, a schedule is needed here.

cool!!! i love the new ones now! way to go developing the designs! woohoo!

hmmmm... its been awhile since my first shamanties. do u think i could have a super-rob one?? and maybe a super-ty too! i could just wait for those super unifored-J-bone ones.. i just want me more rob today. *grins*

SHAMANTIES TO THE RESCUE LOL.

alright so i'll take 4 cases. two for me and two for my Dutchie. she needs a break from all this running hehe.

They now come in Super-Rob and Super-Ty patterns. Take your pick. More super-characters to come (including Super-uniformed J-bone)

as much as i am team swiss. i'll take them all in Super-Rob patterns. ps ; super-uniformed J-bone....sounds intresting LOL

Yeah that one is my fave pattern.

i wanted two cases each for me and Dutchie. but i see she is taking a truckload. so i guess you can make that 2x. LOL

Ok. we are on it!!

I love youe new avi BTW. So hot!!

shamanties cooooming ! wooohooo. thank you thank you. LOL ps; the avi. i know she's soooo hot. my fave picture from that photoshot. i mean all of them are amazing. just want to bang bang. hottness. but this one just spoke to me. her face expression. :))

Oh there you are... I was already looking for you... I need a truckload!!

Please help, I am desperate... and completely knackered from running back and forth to change my panties time after time...

I got you Dutchie... I already got my team working overtime just so we can get your truckload to you tonight. Forget next day delivery.

a truckload. i ordered us two cases each..and you take a truckload. well i guess that's a good idea. november is really clooooooose. LMAO

*clicks on link........Rob........closeup........eyes.......mouth........F**k!!* Are u kidding me w/ this sh*t!! holy HALE! I think I just burst into flames!!!!!!! GAWD.....those eyes, they burn right into my soul!!

Yeah.... that's what he does to us... he makes us spontaneously combust just by looking at him! And when he stares back at you from the cover of a magazine with those bedroom eyes....

*sighs*

Correction... I noticed you already posted this one above!! Well great minds think alike...

And I looooove your unicorn avi!!

So, I went to this very inspirational meeting this morning at church, came out of there thinking about faith, strength, forgiveness, compassion, love and respect for others, etc........
I get here and looked at these photos for the 100th time and now all I can think about is Rob, sex, those lips, the texture of those lips, and that hand doing that to my shirt....................... LOL;)

He has that affect on women!! LOL and maybe some guys to who knows LOL but yea couldn't stop thinking about ROB those pics are"Forkin* (love that word lol) HOT+SEX yeahhh!!!

What a man
What a man
What a man
What a mighty good man
Yeeees he is!!

Sorry these song lyrics popped into my head when I looked at these pics again for the 10th time. LOL

He can act, is musically talented, could be a model, is intelligent, modest....hmmm I better stop now LOL!! I could bore everyone all night with how much I love this man!!



So rumour has it that Rob is reportedly writing and hoping to produce some music for the Eclipse soundtrack!!

I so hope this is true. I was really starting to worry he was just going to focus on acting and that would be such a waste of his musical talent.

I know I just love those songs he wrote n sang for twilight they were just so great I have to listen to them at least once a day his voice the lyrics are just perfect!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R89K1zydhPI

Saw these yesterday and thought what the HEY it's Rob I will look at them again today and yesss still the same feeling my heart and brain stopped for about 15 minutes!

ROB=SEX!!!!!!

go girl u r awesome edward=hot=sexy

Yes hot, shy, hot, adorable, hot, sex, hair, lips, jawline, hmmmm Rob is just plain SEX!!!!

mmmmmm....Edward
 
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mmmm Edward the LION!!! haha

tell me your email then ill tell u mine
 
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God damn......those sexy damn bedroom eyes should be illegal!!

just a few words:hot.hottie,and robert hottinson

Robert Hottinson - I like that LOL

Looks like he's scratching his chest in that last pic. To be able to touch that fabulous chest. Amongst other things. *sigh*

I have an itch that I wish he would scratch.....

The second one... thud.

*me hitting the floor*

that man looks FINE in leather :)

The leather jacket needs to become a staple in his attire from now on. Yummy bad boy.

Don't you know it. Nice jacket, gives him that edge! I hope he got to keep it or maybe purchases one like it on his own.

The hoodies are okay but the leater jacket!!!!!

Hobo chic is Rob's flow, but he needs to seriously consider adding the leather jacket to his four rotating outfits. It suits him so well.

OMG OMG OMG


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FTW, TeamKMF TEAMKMF!!!!!!

RFLMAO .. awesome chick!!! Thanks for the support. Team KMF to all the haters!!!

burn motherf*#$*@ burn!!!

Aren't you just fiesty tonight. Reading too much fanfic?

hahahahahahahaha..................we don't need to water, let the motherf***ers burn!!!!!!!!! *dancing around chanting* KMF....KMF....KMF....KMF!

hahahhahahahhahah.

burn. burn. burn mothaf&#**@ burn!!!! LMAO.

And yes, MR CAN SUCK IT! Hot, dingy monkey balls!!!

My Genetical Miracle strikes again!!!

Having the mag helps I can spend hours looking at it drooling lol

Gorgeous man one of the best shoots ever

Way to go Rob you are awesome!!!

STUNNING!!!!!!!!

This is why I dream of this gorgeous creature everynigtht!!!!

Shouldn't there be like a warning label or something? My heart nearly stopped:)

THOSE LIPS!!!!!!!!! JUST FLAWLESS!!!!!!!

That's why I call him a genetical miracle is damn near perfect.

I'm pretty sure he has his flaws but that just makes him all the more interesting and beautiful....

Mr&Mrs Pattinson I haven't thank you in a long time so here goes -

THANK YOU a gazillions times for having Rob!!!

You have this magazine? You are very fortunate to be in the UK for this one!

It is bugging me that I can't just run to the store or click on Amazon to order it right now!

oh, well, thank goodness for the internet!

Yeah I got it on thursday I think when it came out. I usually say the same things about you guys in the USA, you get all the books and mags we get very little.

I tend to buy a lot of books and music on the internet B&N is now one of my faverote stores in the USA I love it they have everything...

they do mail order worth a try :)

Okay, I'll give it a try. I have bought things from Barnes and Noble and Borders online in the past and have been very happy with their selection and their service.

they are good!!! I love B&E lol

Does anyone else think he looks VERY James Dean in that second pic. ?!?!?!

LOVE ROB!!!

Me, I do, I've metioned it several times on other posts!!!!!

Yes, he does! I thnk the photographer had JD idea, it's kinda his pose.
James Franco had a similar photoshot too
http://i38.tinypic.com/fe30o5.jpg

Sweet Mother of god!!!!!!!!!!

There's nothing I can say that hasn't already been said.................Dude...this photo shoot and the one that Kristen did............The hotness is ungodly!....it's absurd!.....It's heavenly!....

you look at him and just shake your head....drool maybe...but....I'm sure there are many of you out there that go and have a "moment" with your mind and these photos....

And to think: Kristen has ALLL of that!!!!.........(you know she does....)................

So many images from smutty fan fic.....soooooooooooooo many!!!

;-)

OK i just died and went to heaven!!!! I still can't get over how incredibly GORGEOUS he is... Its not HUMAN to be that beautiful! seriously...LOL... OK and to those of you who are thinking oh but hes not human hes a vampire... I don't care, lol, no mattter how hard it may be to believe he is human and he is not a cold skinned, gorgeous- greek god vampire with super strength and runs so fast he makes a cheater look like a turtle... he is human OK... =)
WOW i love that he includes his trade mark in his photo shoots, i'd think the photographers were telling him how to act infront of the camera if he didn't have his hand in his hair... its the R Pattz hand in the hair move... nobody can do it like he does... because there is only one R PATTZ- (and he is not in twitter) LOL!!
His eye lashes and eyes are mesmerising, if he stood infront of me all i would do is stare into those eyes, they are enchanting- he hypmotises me like Bill does in true blood LOL!! =)
the second photo reminds me of a photo of Jude Law i saw once but of course R Pattz is so much more sexier than him... (please don't hate me... oh wait no body on here will hate me because WE ALL LOVE R PATTZ unless your Taylor fans- i love taylor too so dw=) )
and what are they trying to do to us by putting him in a leather jacket?! that is pure evil LOL... its great but still evil...=( ha ha!
the third picture he is teasing us... like "ima rip my shirt again... ok im going to just pull it..." *all anticipating it* " actually no i won't hows this shot?!! "
LOVE HIM.. .love fact that he is grounded and down to earth, and that he is humble and that he deals with the fandom in really an inspiring way =)

No hun he is not human he is SEX that is he gender SEX!!!!

girl you just stated the obvious! Ha ha! But yeah you aint wrong tho he is the sex! He brings the sex in sexy! Lmao:)

girl you just stated the obvious! Ha ha! But yeah you aint wrong tho he is the sex! He brings the sex in sexy! Lmao:)

girl you just stated the obvious! Ha ha! But yeah you aint wrong tho he is the sex! He brings the sex in sexy! Lmao:)

Although I saw these yesterday i never tire of seing them *swoon* at Rob in leather I have gone to heaven

*enters daydream* I may be a while

I am there too in the daydream :) LMAO

*waves from other side of sunlit meadow...where Rob is stripping off for a skinny dip in a pond*

*running at double quick time to other side of meadow where Rob is skinny dipping and trips over Nics hey what are you doing in my Rob daydream get back into your Sheen one* LMAO

Sorry....Rob belong to everyone :) he is our group focus :)

Sheen is a more aquired taste...so i get him all to myself LOL

Hey I can share Rob but I prefer being on my own with him in my daydreams you can have your own Rob daydreams with my blessing if I can occassionally dream of sheen lol

I bow to you LMCullen! This RP post is SO FRICKEN HOT! You made my week with this!

I can't stop looking at these sexy*ss pics! I hope I don't get fired for just gaping at my monitor all day instead of working!

FOR H2B!!!!!!!!!

Yay :)

You're first on Rob :) Remember that you like him more now *narrows eyes* LMAO

LOL Yes I do. However this one is for H2B she REALLY likes him (If you know what I mean... So I gave it to her. LOL) I got 2nd.

He is in the wrong kind of leather. ROTFLMAO

HE’S MINE!!! HE’S MINE!!! HE’S MINE, GOSH DARN IT!!!!

*crouches down into defensive pouncing posture while exposing razor sharp teeth and knife like nails*

All you Rob fans HANDS OFF! I got my wolf girls who have got my back on this one. LMAO

Thanks B for always thinking of me. I was dealing with a time sanative matter when the post came through and couldn’t run to my computer. Then a legal matter came across my desk. I swear, people are out to keep Rob & I apart LOL.

I think I’m going to start wearing my black leather biker jacket like the one Rob is wearing in these pics again along with the red dress I’m wearing in my avi, just to feel closer to that hot sexy creamy white hunk of a Brit up there.

sorry hon I have the mag with the pics so I'll be ogling a lot drooling and swooning ........... I might even read the article ................... eventually lol

FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!

His hair in the 2nd one looks very ELVIS. LMAO!

Hell I will share this on e with RIMR_ I really don't want the spot. Top 10 should go to those who love him more than I do...

yummmmm =p

:)

Love your unicorn...

Thanks :)

It seems appropriate on a Rob post LOL

Very true.

Dude, I’m so turned on right now that I think my panties are going to catch on fire. No joke!

It effing sucks to be so turned on and I’m sitting at work trying to talk to customers when I really need to walk away and take care of this unicorn that’s building up inside of me.

Why can’t I be at home to fully enjoy this post in the privacy of my bedroom *smelling my red dress with essence of Rob on it*

LMAO ROTFL

Breath Brookie!!!!

lol

I know I’m TOTALLY turned on right now but I think the fire in my panties might also be a reaction from the antibiotics the doc gave me last night too. LMAO

I’m not even completely over the stupid piggy flu all the way and then I get a sinus infection? WTF!!!!

Stupid compromised immune system.

That's what happened to my co-worker, she got a really bad sinus infection after the piggy flu. But she was better in a week or so. :)

Please tell me that was the last thing she had to deal with related to the piggy flu. I know I'll have to deal with the Pillsbury Dough Boy due to the antibiotics but that happens to me every time.

I should invest in Monostat's stock lol.

Yeah, she lost 10 ponds cause of the piggy flu, but then gained it back from the medication, and then she had a sinus infection...I think it might have even been close to pneumonia. :( But she was done with it all in a total of 2 weeks, so hopefully you'll be better soon! :)

wow

Holy hale look at that beauty!!!

Drools all over work desktop

Damn Im hungry gotta eat rob in the go =]

THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!

*waves smelling salts under LTCB nose*

Wake up...wake up.....you have drooling to do :) LMAO

What who where am I!

(Shakes head)

Yes here I am and there HE IS!!!!!

Thanks Nic!!

My fav one is not there

http://tengossip.com/2009/10/01/robert-pattinso...

He looks like he's saying do you want to come and play? And YES i do!!! LOL

That picture is great he has come to bed with me eyes and who could refuse lol

Y do u guys think I chose it as my avi sexiness i will come play with you whenever u want!!!

Yeah he does!!!!

*drools*

Seriously, this man will be the death of me!! I swear he will..!

That one is the BEST!! He is so begging me to do him right there and then! lol

* frantically fans LTCB and splashes cold water on her face*

Wake up all the time you are passed out you are not looking at the perfection that is Rob

Ahhhhhh! Thanks! I needed that!!

OME!!! Perfection!!!! Muah muah!!!

Lol!!!!

UGHHHH I AM SO ANNOYED!!! I FOUND THIS ARTICLE ON PEREZHILTON HATING ON KRISTEN STEWART AND COMPLETELY TAKING OUT OF CONTEXT ON WHAT SHE SAID ON HER MOST RECENT INTERVIEW!!! I THINK WE AS TWILIGHT FANS SHOULD GANG UP ON HIM AND LEAVE NICE COMMENTS FOR KRISTEN, AND MAKE HIM LOOK BAD, AND SEE IF HE SOMEHOW STOPS CRITICIZING HER SO MUCH!!!! HERE IS THE LINK IF ANYBODY WANTS TO HELP ME!! http://perezhilton.com/2009-10-02-k-stew-finds-...

Ignore the HATERS.. Their just jealous!! Especially Perez Hilton!!! grrrr!!
We love Kristen!!!

YUP!!! TEAM ROBSTEN!!!!

Woo Hoo!!!

I love my Robsten!!!

Heheha!!! Lol!

:D *sighs*

I'm not clicking the link :)

if you read what that @ss Perez says...you will find things that will make you mad :)

Just don't go on his site LOL

THE THING THAT BOTHERS ME IS THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE READING IT AND ACTUALLY BELIEVING WHAT HE SAYS, AND FOR SOME REASON IT ANNOYS ME...

Right....

First - stop using capitals...coz your shouting at us lol

Second - *shrugs* who gives a crap what people think....most sane people know Perez is a moron LOL

*Gives myrna a cup cake*

Eat that and you'll feel much better :) And breathe LOL

:D Feel much better now

LMAO :)

Good...so glad it was cup cake day here :)

*hugs*

:D Team robsten!

Speaking of cupcakes...have you read the new update?
*hands Nic an incognito cupcake*
...om-mother-effing-g...on the hood of his car???!!! Can not wait until next week!
*swoons*

I am on the edge of my seat waiting for that update!!!!! Good god....even thinking about it is almost enough LOL

I know, right?! She is such a tease...but we know that it will be more than worth the wait...that girl can write some lemons! *fans self*

what is the cupcake ff? I'm confused:( I wanna cupcake!

*hands sis a cupcake...and tweets her the link to CWIA*
Have fun! *grins*

Wait.......what the jasper-hale are you talking about?!?! Hood of his car.......wha??? please, please........I want IN on that!! Do tell, do tell!!

ps. sorry to butt in on your conversation! I just hear "on the hood of his car" on a Robward post and .......well, ya know!!

*giggles*
It's a fanfic...
email me and I'll send you the link.
flowers.and.cookies@gmail.com

Oh, thanks! I just emailed you. Have you read "Creature of Habit" by EZRocksAngel?? it's fabulous so far. I'm on Chapter 8....it's a vampire fic, but I'm in love with a few of the AH ones as well. (of course, WA, but I read "Bare" by stella luna sky the other night and it was awesome too! I've read so many, they get freakin addicting!

Kay...I just emailed it to you...there are 24 chaps so far and HH is really good at updating weekly so get to reading! LOL!

oh, PEACHES!! can't wait.....gotta finish 'creature of habit' first, then I'll tackle this one!! (and the other ones u mentioned!

*grins* btw...I love the addition to your name...MR can totally suck it! LOL!

I just went there and left like 3 ranting comments! SERIOUSLY this is the best interview she has ever done on her own. It really explains her choice of actions in past interviews, I felt like she was vindicated. LEAVE IT TO PEREZ TO FORKING SPIN IT INTO "KRISTEN FINDS TWILIGHT BORING".

I'm glad he got punched in the face.

I know, He's just hating on Kristen all the time!!! Its so annoying!!! Gotta love Team Robsten!

he doesn't exist in my computer..i don't even check his website. he's nothing but a W.A.S.T.E.
kristen, being NOT so hollywood-ish barbie-freak make this perez freak hate her. but good thing is, kristen absolutely won't even waste every second of her time for this U.S.E.R.

i love these pictures! one of them is my desktop background :)

OMG! Take me ROB!!!!!!!

rob with his signature smoldering look is heaven on fire ........
and rob in black and white is pure bliss !!
only rob can get away looking all so sizzling hot by just being him and wearing a.... holey shirt !!!.....am totally swooning !!!!!!!!!

oh, and rob's interview is so classic rob ! can''t get enough of the genuineness of this guy ! go click this link and the pic and enjoy the read ~~

http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/displayimage.php...

i love love this close up pic from the photo shoot. i wished nmm.org posted this one up there !! ~~

http://gallery.twilightersanonymous.com/edward_...

LMAO :)

*points up post*

My fav too :) I just posted a link to it :)

And the end is near.

I'll need to set up appointments with my neurologists because I will have an aneurysm before Nov. 20th.

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/10/fancy...

apperently rob and ahsley are bestfreinds
hahaha ;p
cooooool

OK, why is Rob fully clothed and still NSFW??

I go away for 2 MINUTES!! and I miss the best post of them all!!! :(

Mmmmmmm, good morning handsome!

The longest week ever in the history of man, has been rewarded on a beautiful Friday morning - Beautiful, as in Rob in all his glory is gracing my computer, the sun is shining outside (86 degrees yesterday) and all is right with the world.

Ahhhhhhh!

Damn the sun is NOT out here :)

But rain and Rob...... just as good LOL

Mmmmm...wet Rob....
*goes off to a quiet place*

Damn the sun is NOT out here :)

But rain and Rob...... just as good LOL

That's the wonderful thing about Rob, he goes with all weather. *sighs*

ooooooohhhh


ROB

photo-shoot

black.&.white.

HOT

ok, i'm done. my friday is complete

Happy Friday Everybody!!!!

Doing the Rob Dali Happy Dance!!!

Woo hoo!!!

Lol!!!

Happy Unicorn day to you! lol

Happy DAY!!!! lol

Oh my effing God! Look at that man... This is why we need the sham-wow underwear ladies!!

This is hot...black and white...and I just want to jump him NOW. Uh, I love the shorter hair!

I just want to lick him from eye brow to hip bone...and LOTS of other places in between...ok, going to take a cold shower.

Back off dirty hooker *wink*

I'll be making use of Rob till Sheen is available LMAO

Oh no you don't, I'm HIS dirty pirate hooker, not you!! Go give your unicorns to Sheen Machine! Black and white Rob in a leather jacket is MINE! LOL

Nah..i need to practice for Sheen..and it may as well be Rob :) LOL *makes pirate hooker walk the plank* lol

these pictures are amazing.... they made my day!

those are some great shots.... the black and white always suits Rob well.. his cheekbones and jawlline are so nice, that color doesn't distract from it..

*holds up Go team wolf" sign* so no one worries. ;) LOL

LOL, I love you analytically dissect his bone structure in this photo shoot. Can't you just sit back, enjoy the view, and then go change your panties??

KIMSIS!!!! WoooooooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!

Uh.. I AM enjoying the view.. but no need to change... sorry.. he is definitely beautiful face. .but he doesn't give me that reaction.. :)

LOL!! No Worries 4theWolf!!
I've missed ya!!! How ya been???

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHh!!! LTCB!!! hahhahahhahhhhah.

*dancedy dance*



I've been CRAZYBUSYINSANE!!!!!!!!!! And my wireless SUCKS.. so I've been off and on, scoping out my BOYZ (and yours) hahhahahahhahhahhahahahah.. Woops. I mean.. admiring his cheekbones.. that's it.. *eyes slide down to fingers* Huh.. nice.. LOL

LOL!!
Admire AWAY Girl!!
Stupid Wireless!!! Grrrrrrr!! How dare it act up!!
It should now better by now!!
= P

I think it's brain overheated because of the wolf pics we've been getting in.. *sees laptop whimpering and smoking* LOL

the bathrobes ones huh? lol!!

Yes.. just something about seeing the wolfboys looking like they should be in slippers sipping coffee and reading a newspaper that kills it for me.. Hahhahahahahahhahha

*facepalm* LMAO!!
Ok what about WithOut the robes..Better? *wink*

*grins* Honey.. I love that tan, tan skin and those shoulders. Bathrobes are a complete disgrace to a body that nice..

the Uggs were a Fail too!! lol

I know, right?? I mean.. sure I guess they need to be warm, but shirtless boys in worn jeans and bare feet just totally does something for me.. *gets hot* LOL

*fanning 4thewolf*
lol!!

No worries, once a Wolf girl, always a Wolf Girl!!!!!! I got you're back 4thw!!!!! *helps 4thw hold up Go Team Wolf sign* !

OOH, hey you!!!! hahhahahaha.. *raises flag high* *chants.. I will not look at jawline.... tan shoulders are good.. I will not look at jawline. tan shoulders are good* ;)

Joins 4thw chanting ....... I will not look at jawline. tan shoulders are good........... I will not look at jawline. tan shoulders are good!

Bummer this worked too well. Now I want to bite someone's shoulder blades.. *sees Team Billy Black's" face.. no no. don't worry.. I meant a guy's.. we're good.

wot else is there to say about this Greek God ....nothing at all as he is perfect in every way

AHHHHHH SOOOOO SEXXXXYYYY!!!!!!! damn he is so hot uhhh!!!! i just can't stop looking at his beautiful lips, eyes, hair everything. If him and Kstew really are dating she is one lucky little dirty girl hmmm... lol sorry thinkin dirty toughts about Rob my bad!!! well actually no not my bad I can't help it!! he is too damn hot for his own good!!!

He looks like a young Marlon Brando...

hi i'm new and people keep mentioning LEMONS and CUPCAKES.(bows head sheepishly) i know its probebly a stupid question but ineed to know! HELP!

I'm new too but I think the cupcake this is b/c Rob has some sort of cupcake fetish and lemons well i think ( plz correct me if I'm wrong) it's the charity that Pfach has something to do with not sure but maybe

Yes, that's one of the reasons for lemons to support Alex's(?) Lemonade. It's also used in reference to, um, steamy scenes in fanfic. ;)

OH have not gotten into the fanfic yet so....

Well, if you do you're going in forewarned. ;) Any mention of lemons, and you know it's gonna get pervy. haha.

I'm ok with pervy LOL I love me some ROB!!!!

Well, since you're a Robward fan, there's a crapload of perv-tastic fics out there. haha.

I just saw your avi close up here.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2vi4ifp.jpg

And literally squealed, my mind blanking. I almost forgot my name, moni.

Rob is $*(#_)@ dangerous.

OMG that pic is life-changing!

*runs to break up with boyfriend*

Yes. Classic Rob.

But can someone let him be angry once in a while. He can make angry pretty, I'm sure of it. He makes grimy pretty, and masochistic pretty. He should make angry pretty too.

yes F'n everything HOT, SHY, HOT, adorkable, HOT , SEXY, DIRTY ughhh!!!

already know this shoot..
got the pictures a week ago:P
my Avi is one of them.. gonna change it everybody has the same
BUT IT'S STILL TOTAL HOTNESSS

I'm reading Twilight again, and I'm trying very hard not to picture the actor's faces while reading...but it is so hard with Edward and Rob. Rob is just...**swoon**

Looking at these pics alone...hair porn, lip porn, jaw porn...the list goes on! He is just s*x on legs!!

He even smolders like Edward...at least to me. :)

Hey Cjean!!!

I totally agree :D
I just re-read new moon and....finger porn, eye porn, eyebrows porn...ROB PORN LOL

*swooooon*

Hey Windy!!!

I know! It's so very hard to keep the "Rob" from the "Edward"...he is just too sexy! lol

Oh yeah!!!!

I cant wait to see him again in new moon action!!!

*sigh*
at least we are closer now....

Yes, less than 2 months!!! I can't wait!

There is a group of eight of us fans going...and I'm the one who put us all together. I thought..I can't go by myself, so I rounded up all the people I knew he like Twilight...but I'm the only one who is REALLY obsessed. lol

They'll see just how much when I swoon every time Rob comes on screen! lol

I read MIDNIGHT SUN over...

Ugh.........Swoon!!!

lol

I love reading MS and Twilight at the same time. I'll read first a chapter in Twilight, and then the one from MS. It's so neat to see how eeach other is feeling in the same situations.

SM, please finish it!!! :)

YES!! I wish she would finish it..She should write all the books in EPOV.. I would buy them ALL!!!

Me too! Some people think it would be repetitive...but I think it's great! There is alot more that goes on aside from BPOV. :)

No way!! It's would be from EPOV and who doesn't like that right? lol

Of course!   I know I do..he is just so **sigh**.  :)

LOL!!!
that´d be fun!
and well.....you are the LEADER of a team so its not a real surprise! :D

You´ll need a lot of kleenex, that´s for sure!

Did I tell you that I got my free NMM ticket in my cereal!!! *grins*
I love it!! hahahaha

No way!!! How did that happen?!!? What cereal? Please tell me it was "Cookie Crisp" Cereal! LMAO!

HAHAHA!!!!
It was pretty funny and unexpected, I was in the super market ...just going around making my normal shop...and then I see it!!! in another cart and well...the next thing I remember..I was running to the cereal department LOL and a shiny new moon Corn Pop cereal box smile at me!!!! :D

LMAO!!! That is so great! I have to pay almost 10 dollars for my ticket, but it could be a 100 dollar ticket and still be worth it! lol

I know!!!!
Im happy to have at least one free ticket...cuz I know that I´ll see the movie as much times as possible LOL

Agree!! As soon as it's over, I'll be like "replay"!!! lol

I am reading Twilight and MS again too! And I so agree with you about Rob smoldering like Edward. His eyes.....holy cow! These pictures made me gasp out loud here at work!

I gasped aloud as well! He is so sexy...those eyes..**scrolls back to top of page to stare again**. hehe

Kay, so a few things...
1. Oh, my everloving freaking GOD!
2. The KOL song, Sex on Fire was written for Rob...his sex is on fire 24/7 - and I am on fire for him 25/8
3. Where in hades can I get this mag in the U.S?
4. Did I mention that Rob's sex is on fire?
5. *thud*

try barns and nobles or borders, amazon may also help

AMAZON!!! *facepalm* But of course! You are so sa-mart! *blows kiss*

no worries I buy a lot of stuff from Borders and Barns&Nobles cause it's not available in the UK but I've noticed they use Amazon at times have fun lol

Man, Amazon only lets you buy the subscription...I love Rob, but that seems excessive. Gonna go to B&N tomorrow and see what I can find...Gotta have that mag! LOL!

lets have a chat outside of this send me an e-mail
mp3phoenix@blueyonder.co.uk

mmmkay...I'll write you when I get home!

sure thing :)

*sings w/sis*

ohhhhuhhohhhhh his sex is on fire.....

I swear I think of him every time I hear that song! Love Rob...love KOL...it's a freaking love fest! LOL!

Picture taken!!! Eyeing the room...

.....................Im happily drooling............................
---------------------------*grins*-----------------------------------------

Did anyone catch VD last nigh?!
Did you hear the Twilight reference.
I re-wound like 4 times... So awesome./

Yeah it was pretty funny but um..... "What's the big deal about bella??" come on now whats not she is F'n HOT!!!! oh and clumsy and fragile and all that mushy gushy stuff so come on now and as for the vampires sparkling I would much rather see Rodward sparkle any day than see what Damon ??? burn ( or maybe i would hmm.....)

I'd like to see Robward do more than sparkle. And I wouldn't mind DamIan biting me.

true that g/f true that

I haven't watched it yet...

but I had a good laugh at 'Did anyone catch *VD* last night?" LOL

Yeah *giggles* sounds really bad. Hahahaha.

I watched it! Yep, Damon was referring to Bella and how the book has vampires all wrong! I'm really liking Vamp Diairies, but I wish they wouldn't refer to "Twilight"! That's a cheap shot!

It was a cheap shot. But, they fixed it a little when the girl said "you need to read the first book to understand, it's actually really good" and then she asked him why he doesn't sparkle. This is only the third episode and every episode so far has either had a line to remind me of Twilight (like last weeks, "it's complicated") and the way he looks at her like she's something to eat. I really do like the show though.

Yes, I've noticed that too! The producers really are riding on the coatails of "Twilight"! Just my opinion! It needs to stop, it's not fair to the show, the actors and most of all the audience!

I was chuckling while I watched it amd my hubby was like "what? Oh GOD is he reading that too? I guess you want ME to read it now?" HAHAHA! So clueless! He didn't realize I was watching a spin-off of sorts! HAHAHAHA.... but that's why I love him!

hahahahha. Awesome. I love u'r name BTW.

Thanks, I like your avi, I've admired it for a while

Just for that... You get a free case of Shamanties. ;)

OOOoooooo Shamanties! Let me clear some room in my drawers (ha! drawers, that sounds funny in this context doesn't it?)

muahahahh. Perfect.

Men! ;)

Wow... i mean... wow... errr... what i wanted to say? ^^ Right: WOW ^^

Girl. not enough WOW's . LOL.

LIVING SEX.

he should be illegal.

i know but look at the time ^^ can't say what i'm really thinking *LOL i'll get moderated ^^

LOL

i have to calm down.

let's calm down.

or NOT.

ROB the things i wanna do for you. too you...

...with you ^^ *cough* countenance please ^^

i am out of words. speechless.

LOL Out of order ^^ I'll leave now :) Going out even if i'm totally wiped out! Have a nice evening. Maybe i catch you later, if i haven't fall asleep *lol* :**

out of order. that's the right words. LOL

have a nice time ;*** pea coat is the best ! + the cupcakes.

ps; maybe we will catch. i am being kidnapped today LOL but let's see if i'll let them hehe.

hugs.

aaaah,so hot,so sexy so perfect...thank you Rob for being Rob

yes,he should be illegal.He is like a drug..:)

I already had my crazy fan girl reaction few days ago when these pictures showed up so it's good, I'm coherent now haha. It was really a surprise, no one knew he was doing that cover too.
Anyway, it's strange the first pic calms me down for some reason...you see Rob is even good for nerves.
He has such a beautiful face...and those eye lashes are killing me!

Hey guys check out my Rob video i made :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aqezpHvFRo

what do you think he thinks about himself when he looks in to the mirror?
If I were him I would be in love with myself.

omg,rob is so hot and lovely, I can't get enough of him.
He just looks super hot and beautiful in anyclose.

I just wanna lick every inch of his body...that guy is sex on a stick.
Just like they did with Daniel Craig ( http://backstage.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c9cc153e...), they should make Rob lickable treats.
I would go on a Rob diet.

OMG they should really make those there would be a lifetime supply at my house!!!!

Only if there chocolate flavored! Nothing else will do!

That's funny. I used to be obsessed with Daniel Craig (not anymore although I still think he's hot) and I remember when this came out.
ShirtlessRob on a stick is the next big thing, yes.

Rob diet... that's DEFINETELY interesting *...*

ahhh he's so gorgeous <3

Ahhhhh Rob, gotta love him! He's so beautiful! Very James Dean in these photos! Still love my man Gil/Billy more!!!

HOLYMARYMOTHEROF....

Oh forget it, there's nothing I can say that's not X rated.....

It's ok, we know. *wink*

Definitely singing "I wanna do bad things to you" right now.

Hahahahaha. *joins in singing*

I'm singing a better song "I wanna sex you up" ahahaha

hey what abot *can i touch you there*?:P

LOL "I touch myself" :x

*do me* ouch too dirty:D

Okay, I have to join in... how about "Popsicle Love" ;)

ahhhhh.... or "I'm bringin Sexy Back...."

All good.... allllllll..... goooooood.....

Whenever I see a pic of Rob my mind goes right down the gutter.

LMFAO we have serious issues.... not that I'm complaining. *winks*

That could definately be my theme song for this photoshoot or maybe Sex on Fire. That scorching hot stare!

I need to keep a fire extinguisher next to my laptop in case of spontaneous combustion!

I wonder what would happen if I taped his arms to his side 4 one day.
I think the man would lose his mind if he couldn't put his hands in his hair!!!!!!
I think that would be hilarious to watch :)
It would probally be the same as teasing a recovering alcoholic w/ glass of wine or putting some crack on a table 2 ft from a crack head, but they are tied to a chair & can barely reach it.
Sorry Rob. U know I luv ya. It's just that the hand to hair porn is hilarious to me:)

Hi big sis! how r u? no! I can't imagine Rob with his arms taped haha that surely would drive the guy crazy! I have a HUGE obsession with him touching his hair hahaha I was joking the other day with Marce that I'am definitely making a monument for him and his hair hehe:) that surely will show how obsessed I'am with his lovely hair haha!

Hola lil sis#2:) I doin great 2day. Thanx :) How r u?
Yeah he would go insane!!!! It's so funny how 9 times out of 10 his his hands r in his hair. hahahaha. Someone should teach him a new pose ;)
Yeah that would definetly show how obsessed u r :) But that's ok. Ur Robhair obsession isn't hurting anyone, right?

Hola hermana mayor! I was at college:p. I'am glad u r great! I'am great 2 :)! yes I hope my Robhair obsession doesn't hurts anyone hehehe *...*. Hey have u talk to Marce? i'am really worried about her:(

Lil sis #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed u!!!!!!!!! Glad UR doin good!!!!!!
I haven't heard from her. I am worried sick!!!!!!!!!

hehe i missed u 2:).Yes i know! I hope she feels better:/. She hasn't come here in the whole day that worries me. So how was ur day?

Well aside from benig worried 2 death about Marce, I had a great day:) I was off from work!!!!! Thanx 4 asking!!!! Yeah, she hasn't been on here 4 a while!!!!!! She's in my prayers.
So, how was ur day?

I had a great day 2! I'am just a little tired :s my classmates and I were fighting almost the whole afternoon with the college principal but we couldn't do nothing about our teacher:(

Oh yeah. I remember about ur teacher. So ya'll were trying to help ur teacher? What happened w/ that?

Yes we were trying to help him, but we couldn't:( the principal told us that he couldn't do anything for our teacher and us cause the decision was irrevocable. The truth is that the principal didn't cooperate with us!

That sux!!!! Sounds 2 me that the principal is in the wrong!!!!! I don't know exactly what happened, but the principal needs 2 grow a set
& grow up!!!!!! Hey I am really sorry :( i hope it all works out!!!!!
So what do u think about Alex/Paul vamp pics?

Thank u! yes honestly i don't know what exactly happened that's what i'am trying to find out, he didn't gave us any type of explanation:/ hehe about Alex/Paul i do like him better as a wolf!! I have a tiny crush on him as Paul haha!

Man Paul!!!!!!! Paul,Paul,Paul!!!!!! What can I say? Ay Dios Mios!!!!!!!! (did I say that right? :)
He's my fav wolf, aside from Jacob & Seth:)
He does make an awesome vamp, I have 2 admit!!!!!!!! :)

hahaha yay! team Paul hehe! yes he's also my fav wolf aside from Jake and the adorable Seth! yes you spelled ''Ay Dios Mio'' perfect :) i see ur learning spanish very well hehe! Oh i'am also having a little crush on Demetri Vulturi hehe

Yeah my friend Rose taught me that "'ay dios mio" I agree, jake & seth r my fav wolves!!!!!!! Awwww I luv Seth. He's sooooooo adorable & sweet. The way he looks up 2 Edward!!!!!
Hey I'll be back. gotta go 4 now :)

Yes Seth is adorable! Ok!:)

OMG NM is my fav book 2!!!!!! C, that's why ur my lil sis:) I can't wait 4 eclipse though :) That book is amazing!!!!! I just hope DS does it justice!!!!!

Hey I'm back :) Just had 2 take a shower. I grilled hamburgers, chicken & corn so I smelled like charcoal & smoke :(
So I can't help but asking. Still nuthing from Marce? :(

Hey lil sis #2. I'm heading 2 bed.
I just wanted 2 say good night & I'll talk 2 ya soon.
Hopefully Marce will be feeling better 2morrow :)
*BIG BEAR HUG* Nighty Night lil Hermana Mayor numero douse :) (Did I say that right?)

Hi big sis! sorry I left earlier yesterday, I had a little problem with my internet connection:/ .You did grilled hamburgers that sounds yummy :)! you should try Honduran food some time hehe it's delicious! BTW it's'' Hermana Menor numero dos! hehe'' Hermana Mayor'' is translated as ''Big Sis'' hehe so you are Marce's and I ''Hermana Mayor'' :)

Hola "Hermana Menor numero dos!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Hey thanx 4 correcting me :) I know Hermana means sis, cuz hermano is bro, but the mayor part is what I didn''t know HAHAHAHA Yeah ya'll aren't my big sis's :)
Yeah I grilled burgers, chicken & corn. I can't eat burgers cuz of my diet :( But I cheat sometimes :)
I would luv 2 try Honduran food. What do ya'll eat there? Is it anything like Mexican food? Cuz I'm a pro at cooking (& eating) Mex food :)

Hi ''Hermana Mayor''!:) how r u? how was ur day?!... Honduran food is delicious! it has some similarities with mexican food, for example we eat ''tortillas'' a lot but it's not exactly the same, we don't eat hot pepper like mexicans. Although i LOVE spicy food hehe. My favorite Honduran food is what we called ''Baleadas'' which is a flat wheat bread with mashed beans. It sounds really simple but u can add the ''Baleada'' extra ingredients like scramble eggs, avocado, cheese and cream. You can actually put them whatever ingredient you want!

BTW I love ur avi haha I see u r having a little crush on Vamp Alex/Paul haha!

Hehehehhe yeah u caught me :) Luvin vamp Alex/Paul!!!!!!
Man ur makin me hungry w/ ur last reply!!!!!!!! The flat bread w/beans. & I luv eggs & avocado & cheese. Sounds delish :) I luv making Enchiladas & it's my husband(Georges') fav :) W/ Spanish rice & beans UMMMMMM sooooo gettin ungry!!!!! :)
So I talked 2 Marce earlier. Glad she's doin ok :) Man she had me worried :(

Yes we also eat Enchiladas hehe and rice and beans are a deelish my mom adds to the rice coconut milk:)! i'am getting hungry 2 hehehe!:P I also talk to Marce earlier, thank God she's feeling better :)! she has to be really carefull with what she eats!

Yeah Pizza Hut does really give me heartburn :( I luv it , bit then I really pay 4 it when I eat it.
I hate coconut!!!!!! Don't mind coconut milk, though. Luv pina coladas :) So why add it 2 the rice? What does that do?

Hahaha really you hate coconut?! well it gives the rice a different flavor it actually tastes really good! where I live ( Dept.Cortes, Honduras) people uses coconut milk and oil a lot for cooking, some people actually make fried fish with coconut oil!

Do they fry the fish in coconut oil?! Interesting :) I luv the taste & smell of coconut. I just don't like to eat like shaved coconut on like a cake or something like that. I don't like the texture of it. I'm weird :)
I prefer pnut oil for fying.
Hey do you know what papusas are?

Yes coconut oil gives a different and delicious flavor to fish:)...pupusas are ''tortillas'' (flat corn bread) filled with what we call ''quesillo'' or cheese!

My friend Rose luvs them!!!!!! She's Mexican.
Maybe I'll have 2 try coconut oil one day :)
Hey, I gotta go. Time for bed :(
I'll talk 2 ya soon. Sleep tight Hermana Menor numero dos :) Got it right this time lil sis #2 :) *Bear hug*

Yeah hehe excellent Hermana Mayor:) you're improving your spanish! have a nice sleep:)!! *hugs*

Hola Hermana menor numero dos!!!!!!!!!! :)
How ru 2day?
What have u been up to?

Hi big sis! I'am great! thanks for asking! I'am just feeling a bit sick:S maybe something I ate yesterday at my brother's in law B-day party! so i was in bed watching twilight hahaha and of course sleeping! but i'am feeling much much better now:) so how r u? how was ur day?:)

OMG I just got through watching Twilight :) Had 2 turn it off to watch Monday night football.
Man, I hope u feel better :) So what do u think u ate that made u sick?
I'm great. thanx :)
Home alone hehehehehehe
George is watching football w/ his friends @ a restaurant.
Had 2 work till 4, then went & bought Halloween decorations, but couldn't put them up cuz it's raining :(

hey!!!!!!!!!! how are you?? do you feel better?

Hola :) I'm great & doin great. Thanx 4 asking. How bout u? We haven't talked in a while. Ur doin good I hope.
Home alone 2night, watching Monday night football :) George is watching the game w/ his friends @ a resturant :) I luv being home alone :)

yeah i'm great thanks!!!
ohh really?? i'm watching heroes right now!!
are you recording it to watch it with Georgeward later?? hahah LOL

Yeah. We recorded it & will watch it 2morrow. Not very happy w/ it this season :( I found out that my girl Claire has a lesbian luv affair w/ a girl @ college :( Not 2 happy bout that!!!!!!!!! So against my beliefs. I'm a freak I know, but I am offended w/ that. I did fast forward through it 2 c if that happens this week, cuz I would wanna fast forward or leave the room if that really happened. But not this week. Saw the preview 4 next week & well u'll c it :) Hayden(Claire) was on Jimmy Kimell last week & she said it was a possibility that that would happen & it was her idea. Sorry, but I don't agree w/ it & I don't have 2 watch it if I don't want 2 :) I know Hiro is back on this episode. Can't wait 2 c what him & Ando do this week. They r hilarious :)
Hey so what do u think about the NM movie companion pics?

what?????????????????? ohh no i don't like that either!! eww
no, your not freak, is against my beliefs too!!
what?? WHAT THE FACE is wrong with her?? hahahahaha

i had a heart attack when i saw it!! i was like om...*thud* hahaha
love love love all the pics!!!

Yeah "WHAT THE FACE" man totally turned off now!!!!!! I'm very devout in my Christian beliefs(I mean I'm not a holly rolly, but there are somethings I can't tolerate) & that's just WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! I did hear rumors about that happening a while back, so it's no surprise :( But it's my innocent little Claire, the cheerleader!!!!!!!!!!!
Luvin my Jake in the bed :) I am soo gonna re write that song w/ Jake in the bed instead of d**k i the box :) Also luv the Carlisle & vultori pics. I guess those r flash back pics. Probally when Carlisle is patching Bella up.
OMG can't wait :)

hahaha LOL yeah same here, i'm not a saint but somethings are just too far from what i can tolerate and that's one of it.
hahahahah LOL yeah you could re-write it! haha
yeah definately flash backs. but i love also the edward/bella pics!! too cute!

Well hopefully it's something she gets over fast!!!!!!!
Yeah, how could I 4get the Edward Bella pics!!!!!! LUV them!!!!!!
Luvin the muffins pic 2!!!!! So makin me hungry :)

yeah i don't think i'm going to watch that LOL i'm just gonna wait when that ends.

yeah hahaha, do you want to know something funny?? sonse yesterday i haven't stop eating!! i'm never satisfied haha i just eat a big dinner and now i'm hungry again!! LOL and i've been reading and slepping, then i wake up read a little bit and suddendly i'm sleeping again!! don't know why the face is wrong hahaha

yeah mufins!! LOL i want muffins now!!

What? Ru pregnant hahahahahhaha :) LOL j/k.
Seriously a girl I work w/ was 7 months pregnant & didn't know it!!!!!!! WTF(WHY THE FACE)hehehehe Hope that doesn't happen 2 me cuz I drink & smoke *hangs head in shame* Yeah I know I'm discusting cuz I smoke :( Not something I'm proud of. Hope 2 quit real soon when I become a mommy, oneday :)
But seriously it happens alot. Evet saw that show I didn't know I was pregnant? LOCO!!!!!!!!!!
I just ate also & now I want chocolate ice cream. Maybe I'm pregnant 2 :) hehehehehehehe.
Don't know what would make u wanna sleep sooooo much! Hmmm wonder why. Why the face is wrong w/ u ? hahahahaha Why the face. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
Blueberry or strawberry cheesecake muffins. OMG I'm callin George right now *picks up phone. Ring,ring,ring. Hello. OMG Marce & me want muffins. Hey Marce what kind of muffins do u want? Strawberry cheesecake muffins? That's exactly what I want. (C we r so soul sisters:) So can u buy us some? PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE :) I'l never make u watch Twilight again or NM trailers again :)*
Hey, so he said he'll bring some home after he finishes watching the game. I'll call u when I finish baking them:) & then we will eat them & watch Twilight :) Maybe we should send some 2 Andrea :) She can come over 2 :)

Strawberry cheesecake muffins!! yay!:)

Oh forget that! remember I can't eat strawberries haha! maybe blueberry:)

Ok then blueberry 4 u missy!!!! Don't want u gettin sick. They have blueberry cheesecake muffins 2. DELISH!!!!!! Man if I hadn't had a couple of glasses of wine I would seriously go get me some from the grocery store!!!!!! Do ya'll have those muffin packets @ ur grocery stores there? I think they r Martha White or something like that. Ya''ll have walmart right?

Hahaha no I think we don't have a wallmart :/, but we can get flavor muffins in grocery stores:).My favorite are chocolate muffins from dunkin'donuts! ok now i'am getting hungry!

Not fair!!!!! We don't have Dunkin donuts here!!!! :( we only have Krispy Cream & other locally owned shops that r really good :) Like this place called Tato-nut. They use potato flour & fri them YUMO!!!!!! I told George when we go to Houston we should find a dunkin donuts & have breakfast there. or when we go through New Orleans we can stop & have it there:) Either way, we will find one, cuz it's his fav donut place :)
Really ya'll don't have wal mart? It's the best cuz they have everthing u could imagine there.

Oh that's sad not having a Dunkin' donuts near! nop we don't have a Wal mart! But I think i heard they were planning to have one soon!

Cool I hope u get a walmart 1day & we get a dunkin 1day :) I don't go 2 walmart cuz it's 2 busy. George goes & buys groceries & suff 4 me every Sat. cuz I have 2 work :)

hahahaha LOL truste me that is IMPOSSIBLE!! LOL unless the hloly spirit... wait no, i don't think so LOL
you smoke?? i hope you give up that!! is not good for your health!!.
why the face?? she didn't knew it?? that's crazy!!
ice cream!!!!!!! i just had vanilla ice cream LOL hahahaha.
yeah i don't know either, my mom says i'm sick but i don't think so, i feel good except that i want to sleep all the time hahaha
omg!!! don't do that to me!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously!! i'm hungry now!!
i need to go to check what can i eat from the kitchen right now!! hahaha
hahahahahaha LOL ok yeah we should invite Andrea hahaha

Ur pregnant w/ baby Jesus!!!!!!!!!!! WOW hehehehehe lol :) j/k
Yeah kinda done it 4 a while now. Would luv 2 quit 1day. Seeing as they are like $5 a pack. So if I smoke 4 packs a week that's like $20+. Think of all the NM merch. I could buy w/ that!!!!!! ALOT!!!! but George still gets me whatever I want :) I really do wanna quit soon though!!!! I always tell him "if u want me 2 quit, then get me pregnant" hehehehehe I would quit in a heartbeat!!!!!!
So yeah he's gonna get me the NM movie companion when it comes out 2morrow, but I have 2 work 9am- 10pm (13hrs. Kill me now) Nah I do it once a week. No biggie. So hopefully he brings it 2 work 4 me so I can look at it at work :)
Yeah I'm gonna so tear up some ice cream w/ chocolate chips & chocolate syrup :) Hay, do ya'll have fried ice cream there or is that just a Mexican thing?

hahah LOL
yeah a lot of NM things!!! hahaha
LOL i like your idea, it is an ultimatum or something? JK haha
really??????? i sooo want that!! i will check everyday till they bring it here!!
wow 13 hours?? that's a lot!!
uhmm i think is just a mexican thing, fried ice cream?? uhh don't think i ate that ever!

So when will it b available there? I'll send u & Andrea a copy :)
Yeah 13 hours!!!!!! Sux huh? It'll go by fast, plus I have a lot 2 do in the store. Just got shipment :( Gotta lot of new stuff to put out.
Yeah I never had fried ice cream, but I heard it's good. I can't quit understand how u fry ice cream though :) Wouldn't it melt? hehehehe:)

i don't know!! maybe never hahah but i will still check it! haha
really?? taht sounds like a lot of work!!
hahah yeah i'm curios now haha. but us latinos have our tricks.
for example have you eat the bananas before they are bananas??? well here we call it guineos and we fry them, cuz you can't and won't eat them otherwise. this is before the banana is yellow i don't know if you have a name for it.

U don't mean plantains, do ya?
I'll have to ask Rose if she's heard of it

nope. platains are other kind.

Ohh my bad :) Never had them then.
I'll ask Rose how they make fried icecream & let u know :)
I luv Mexican food, but would luv 2 try Hondurian food 2 :)

hahah yeah i really want to know! haha
yeah i think Andrea has been telling you a little bit about our food right?

Yep Makin me hungry :) Can I come live there w/ ya'll? :) hahaha
Wait never mind Andrea said ya'll don't have walmart. Where would I go shopping then?:)

hahahah LOL we have other places don't worry haha, plus i think there's a wallmart in the capital and i thought there was a wallmart in the city Andrea lives! never mind hahaha

Yeah she said there wasn't but there might be one soon :) How bout target? Any of those? Well that's ok. I don't need to shop, unless it's NM stuff. Do ya'll have Hot Topic?

uhmm target? NOPE haha not even close LOL
hahaha hot topic?? what's that?

Seriously????!!!!!!! What's Hot Topic???!!!!!!! Google Hot Topic & you'll see how great it is!!!!!! Really, no Hot Topic?!!!!! That's were I get all my Twilight merch & rock band tees. Like Paramore, MUSE, fall out boy, etc....

hahaha LOL nope, we don't have that one here. the people that buys that does it online. haha yeah i don't think you can live here LOL

That's why u & Andrea r comin 2 live w/ me!!!! J/K I would luv 2 live there. I would adapt :) As long as I can order online, then I will survive :)

hahahaha LOL
hahaha yeah you can always adapt. haha maybe you will even forget about it after seing the natural beauty that our country is.

I am sure that it will distract me!!!!! But guess what. I don't fly!!!!!! So I'd have 2 catch a boat or swim:) It's not 2 far? Right? :(

hahah i haven't take a plane in my life!! haha. well you can come in a car i guess but that will take sometime haha

Oh yeah. I could drive!!! Wonder how long that would take? Better than flying :) & I will never fly in my life!!!! If God would've wanted me to fly, then he would've given me wings!!!! My mom always says that :) hehehe

Hahaha I didn't know we had a Walmart in the capital! were I live you can do your shopping at pricesmart! :P

So u do have a walmart?

Well Marce thinks there's a walmart in the capital.Were I live we only have a Pricesmart! which I think is similar to walmart, don't really know cause i never visited a walmart!:P

Do they sell food there?

yup food and many other things! we buy our food here in ''supermercados'' or in english supermarkets!

Well that's all I need. Food,food & more food :) Then u could cook me something :) & I'll make u homemade fried chicken & garlic cheese biscuits. My fav!!!!!
Hey thanx 4 the hook-up on th Spanish lessons :) It's a family discount :)

hahaha yes food is all we need! I love homemade fried chicken and biscuits! homemade tastes better than the chicken&biscuits we get from popeyes or KFC! I will make u some Honduran food for u to try! u will luv it hehe:)

Popeyes is better than KFC cux it's closer to how I make my fried chicken. It's got that New Orleans Creole spice to it :) YUMO!!!!!
So next day I'm off, ummmm I think Thursday. I will cook U & Marce fried chicken & send ya'll some :) with mashed potatoes, ranch beans & garlic cheese biscuits w/ a side of honey mustard dipping sauce 4 ur chicken :) Gettin hungry again!!!!!!!! :)

Hahaha u r getting me hungry! I want some food right now:P!!!! Spicy food is the best! hehe I would love to try you food:) i LOVE honey mustard!

Spicy food gives me heartburn, but I luv it & that's what Pepcid is for :) Luv cooking Mexican food which can be very spicy. I put cumin & chili power in everything. Oh yeah & Jalepenos!!!! HOT!!!!!!!
Sorry I got u hungry. I stay hungry. 4 some reason I always crave pizza. Only Brooklyn style veggie pizza!!!!!!!! Crap I'm soooo hungry, but I already ate dinner :(

HAHAHAHA! yes i'am getting hungry 2! Mexican food is great specially ''CHIILAQUILES'' i love making ''Chilaquiles'' the more spicier the better :) 2 bad spicy food gives u heartburn:( but Pepcid helps a lot! hehe I already had dinner 2 but this food talk is getting me a bit hungry hehe;P

Not only hungry, but I'm really tired. I had 2 b at work at 7am this morning so I've been up since 5am :( soooooo tired & have 2 work 13 hrs 2morrow:(
Gonna go 2 bed now. Luv ya lil sis #2. Talk 2 ya soon :)
*bear hug*

You need to sleep urgently:)!!! have a nice sleep bis sis! luv ya 2:) *hugs*

I know u can stop smoking big sis! Marce and I will support u hehe at least online! aww babies are lovely:) so are u planning having one soon? I want to be an auntie again hehe. I have 5 nephews:)!

Yeah. Guilty!!!!! Smoked for years, even when I was young. I'll understand if ya'll think I"m gross :( Hey pretty much Everyone one the twilight staff smoke. Right? So that makes me cool!!!! NOT I really would like 2 quit!!!!!!!!
Hey thanx ya'll 4 the support!!!!Really, it means alot!!!!! It's kinda hard though when all my friends do & I work w/them everyday :(
I want u 2 be an auntie soon 2, but we don't really have plans right now :( I wanna be a stay @ home mom & he just finished his accounting degree, so we r waiting till he gets another job. But hey I'm still young :) Plenty of time.
5 nephews!!!!!!! WOW!!!!! How many siblings do u have?
How do u say Aunt Andrea & Marce in spanish?
U know my children will be half Hispanic, so they r gonna have 2 learn Spanish :) & auntie Andrea & auntie Marce can teach them :)

Noooooooo u r not gross:)! with a little of willpower i know u can! hehe! you're right you're still young to have all the babies u want! yes I have 5 nephews which I adore!!! i have 2 sisters and 1 brother. I'am the youngest one, the bby haha!.... TIA MARCELA Y TIA ANDREA! (aunt Marce&aunt Andrea). Marce and I would love to teach spanish to you & your babies hehe:)!

Awwww so ur TIA Andrea times 5? That's cool!!!!!
I'm the oldest of 3 & everyone keeps asking me when I'm gonna have babies. But what I do 4 a living isn't easy w kids, so that's why I'm waiting so I can stay @ home :) I also wanna home school. So ya'll can be our Spanish teachers!!!!!!! AWWWW that's so sweeett thanx 4 not thinking I'm gross!!!!! :)

No you are not gross at all :)...Yes Tia Andrea x 5! sometimes they get me sooo tired haha! but I love Kids! the youngest one is 6 yrs old. We will definitely help with Spanish class!:p. So what do u do for living?

Thanx 4 not thinking I'm disgusting :) That's great that u luv kids
How sweet. I don't have any neices or nefews :(
I am a manager 4 a retail clothing/shoe store plus more. We sell alot more!!!!! Retail management is very stressful cuz we r open 7 days a week & our busiest times r during the summer & holidays which is when families should be spending time 2gether. Especially the holidays!!!!!!!! I luv Halloween, Thanksgiving & Christmas!!!!! Hey do ya'll celebrate any of those days there?
Gonna keep ya'll in mind 4 Spanish teachers. So how nuch do u charge? hahahahahaha

Oh that's great! u must be really busy the whole week! yes we celebrate X-mas. X-mas is my fav. holiday!:) i'ts really nice to share time with ur family in such a special holiday! and in bilingual schools they celebrate halloween and thanksgiving cause those are American holidays, In my school we used to celebrate them! BTW for u the Spanish lessons are free:)

Yeah but not great all the time :) It gets pretty stressful!!!!! But I work w/ my bf's who also luv Twilight, so that's makes it all good & lots of fun!!!!! We have our stockroom decorated w/ Twilight posters :) hehehehe.
Christmas is my fav also!!!!!!! Luv dressing up 4 halloween & I have a party every year!!!!!!!! Gonna b Alice this year :) My fav Cullen!!!!!!
So do ya'll eat turkey 4 Thanksgiving there 2? :)

Aww I love alice 2!!! hehe the little pixie! well in my school we used to eat turkey for thanksgiving. But like i told you before thanksgiving is not an oficial celebration here, mostly just bilingual schools celebrate it! In my school we used to dress as Natives and Pilgrims! teachers used to give us extra credits in english and history class for dressing up for thanksgiving haha!

That's sooo cool that ya'll recognize our history!!! Thanksgiving is a delicious holiday!!!!! Man we eat sooooooo much!!!! I cook for my entire family, by my self. & I cook everything!!!!!! Turkey,ham,sweet potato caserole, stuffing, potatoes, & a million cakes & pies!!!! did I mention I luv 2 cook? :) I start cooking the day b4 till like 2 or 3 in the morning & then wake up at like 6 or 7 & continue cooking all day till my family comes over!!!!!! It's alot of work, but fun & DELISH at the same time :)

Yes! in bilingual schools here they teach us U.S history in highschool:) ooh I'am sure your food tastes great... u told me u luv cooking!!! wow you cook all that by yourself? that's cool:) you must get soo tired:S but I know it's great cooking for your family&friends!

Tired is an understatement!!!!! Then we open the store @ midnight Thanksgiving night 4 midnight madness!!!!!!! LOCO!!!!!!! But it's sooooo worth it! I live 4 cooking like that 4 my family & the leftovers :) hehehehe

Hahaha sorry I know tired is an understament for all that work!! I love cooking 2. I luv watching cooking shows! hehe I learned a lot from them!

I luv watching food network!!!!!!! I learned so much from Rachael Ray & Paula Deen is my hero!!!!!! That's so cool that u r interesting in cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love watching Rachael Ray! She's so funny! yup I love cooking cause my mom loves cooking 2!

Yeah Rach is hilarious!!!!!!!! My mom luvs cooking 2 :)
Hey will u tell Marce goodnight 4me? Haven't talked 2 her in a while & I'm literally falling asleep typing :) Tell her *bear hug* & luv lil sis :) Talk 2 her soon :)

Ok! I will:) good night!! luv ya:P

night! love ya big sis!. have a great day tomorrow!!

I'am glad u r great!It's raining here 2:)! I really don't know what I ate that made me sick, I think it was something from the barbecue or maybe the lemon pie my mom did:s... Yup I was watching twilight again! although we all know the movie needed to be better!!! but well i have hope for NM! :) i LOVE Chris hehe cause the pictures, the trailers everything is amazing!

I luv BBQ!!!!!!!! Not a big fan of lemon pie, though.
But u feel better now? :)
I know. Even though it's not as good as it should be I still watch it non stop :) My fav scene is the baseball game :) I think they did an amazing jod on that part at least!!!!!! I might like it just cuz I'm a HUGE Muse fan!!!!!!!! Gonna c them in concert next week in Texas!!! can't wait :)
Yeah I agree Chris Weitz is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!
From what I've seen, NM Is gonna b awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
It seems like they really stayed tru 2 the book.
I guess we'll have 2 wait till the movie comes out to really judge it :)

Yes i'am feeling better, thank u:)... My favorite scene is the baseball game 2! I was very disappointed with the meadow scene, i mean in the book that scene was perfect!!! and in the movie i was like what the hell did they did with my favorite scene!! haha but the baseball scene was pretty much the same as I imagined it! but I have hope in NM! Wow that's great! you must be really really excited! is Muse!!!!

Totally agree w/ the meadow. Wait. What meadow? There was no meadow in the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF (WHY THE FACE) hehehhehehe
Yeah I know NM will be more truthful 2 the book :)
Thank God 4 Kris & Taylor 4 fighting 4 the 3 way date between Bella, Jake & Mike :) That almost didn't make it in the movie. Hooray 4 the cast stepping in & standing up 4 the books :) What a great cast!!!!!!!!!!!!
Confessions(chapter 13 is my fav chapter), but yeah I luv the baseball scene in the movie :)
OMG can't wait 4 Muse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am totally obsessed w/them. They r all I listen 2 & Luv their song 4 NM. "I belong to You". It's on their new cd that hasn't left my cd player in my car or my Ipod since I got it :)

HAHAHA WTF(WHY THE FACE)! I love that! yes there was no meadow!!! hahaha I was actually afraid of sparkly Edward haha I hope they get the diamond effect better in NM:s! I really don't know why they changed so many things in the movie (twilight) if the book is perfect as it is! Yeah I'am glad that Chris kept the 3 way date! that scene is really funny! poor Mike:p. Hahaha I'am really glad u get to watch Muse in a concert! don't scream to much! haha i'am asking the impossible right?!

Afraid of sparkly Edward? He is so not scary hehehehe :) & soooo not what I pictured :)
Yeah I'm totally gonna lose my voice!!!!!!! OMG can't wait!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna go ape sh*t when they sing Supermassive Black hole!!!!!!!!!! I feel sorry 4 George. He is gonna be sooooooo embaressed being next 2 me :) hehehehehehe

HAHAHAHAHAH! poor George! u r definitely gonna scream sooo loud when they sing Supermassive Black hole! that's my fav. Muse song:) yes sparkly Edward did scared me hahaha:s it seems like if they just threw a bag of glitter to the poor guy!

I know!!!!!!!! I'm gonna go crazy. Hale, I'm gonna scream the whole time 4 every song!!!!!!!!!
Well u have to admit, they probally didn't have enuf $ 4 cgi, so they just went to walmart & bought the biggest thing of glitter they could find & then glued it on him :)
Must have sucked taking it off :) hehehehehe Hopefully Kristen helped him ;)

Hahahaha! Oh i'am sure Kristen helped him hahaha! I wouldn't mind helping Rob taking all that glitter again hahaha!;) ok now i'am dreaming! naaa never mind I'am team Robsten all the way! Kristen should take the glitter off her man hehe!:)

I definitely adore Chris Weitz for the casting choices! I'am really excited for NM cause it's my fav book from the series:)

So this is where everyone is at. This is just what I needed to wake up too. HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO I'm drowning. Does Rob know CPR?

I LOVE this outtake!
http://i36.tinypic.com/2vi4ifp.jpg

this large one is so clear and amazing. looking at those eyes,eyelash and nose. I feel so dizzy when I looking this for more than 5 second.

Oh, yes!!!

(I believe he does have a superpower...)

That is his classic stare! Guaranteed to melt our insides...

This just totally made it a Happy Friday!! What a way to start the weekend with such Hotness, perfection, finger hair porn. That little peek at his chest is smokin'
I'll be thinking of these photos all day at work. Too bad I can't take them with me. I'm going to be so distracted I don't know how I will function coherently for eight hours.

I think James Franco can be a dead ringer for James Dean. The original teen idol. Now Rob is channeling Dean? TOO PERFECT! I love Rob.

girls I just cant stop watching him.(I wish i could watching HIM not 'just' the picture)

Between these hot shots of Rob and Kristen's Interview photos, I'm looking forward to VF shoot later this year. I will melt to the floor when I get my hands on that.

...and Harper's Bazaar...where they are photographed together...that will also be a keeper!

Melt? I'm afraid I will be hysterical by the time November 20th gets here! LOL

When does Harper's Bazaar hit newsstands?

I've heard it will hit newsstands on November 17th.

ROB simply DAZZLEs me. why do i have this feeling of having his pictures posted on my bedroom wall like, forever???
good to see rob's post again...gaaah.....

cuz you wanna watch him 4ever.and I know why is that.

Man oh man... he should seriously be the definition of "sexy" in the dictionary, how/can we go about nominating him lol.

Not loving the leather though. Poor animals... :\

Hm nah, hm, hm, hm, naha, :|:|:|

i think i just died, went to heaven, then briefly to hell, and then died again.

(L)

OME!!!! oh what i wouldn't do to that man.........................*drifts off into daydreams*

God have mercy on my soul..!

http://en.twilightpoison.com/wp-content/uploads...

OMG OMG OMG!!!

holy mother of edward cullen!!!

that was f*cking sexy!!!

well i like everything about rob really. duh! hehehe

im lovin the stare!! yum!!!

*squee* =)

i know right!?

I mean he is..... arghhhh he is... Damn! Why he is so gorgeous!!!

I think i might cry now..

lol

me too.. why god? why??!
*lips starts to quiver*

*hands RPL a box of kleenex*
u want one???

hehehe =)

Oh yes please..!

*cry like little babies*

*sniff sniff*

okayy i'm almost done!

lol

WOW ! THIS JUST MADE MY DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHAWWWWWW SEXYYY

i wrote on my hand rob pattinson is my GOD! :D its bloody true !!! i bet its true for ,any of you guys :D

*faint* shame rob isnt there to catch me :P

x

anyone here??????????? i need to talk twilight lol and rob and kristen and rob adn rob and rob and rob and rob and rob and ohhhh yeah dont forget ROB!

Yeah, yeah, same old pretty boy "I'm thinking of Kristen taking this photograph instead of 50 year old scruffy, pot-bellied old man."

Good old reliably sexy Rob, even in Mexico.

I love when Rob and Kristen do interviews like this. They seem more calm and articulate in their answers. They are not in front of a big crowd of people or have a microphone shoved in their face. They both seem to have done a lot of soul searching to play these roles.

Whoa, I was wondering when you'd get back. Missed ya LOL. But I thought you wouldn't return until tonight?

Got back a little early. Had to take a road trip to talk to an inmate. I drove eight hours round trip for a fifteen minute interview. *(^*^*))()&%%^%&^$!!!

Oh well. I knew that I would miss the good posts. I also saw where a chick got my avatar. Uggh.

Oooh, I didn't see that. Bite her! Rip her head off!

It's ok. I don't get territorial about stuff like that unless she calls me out on it. Did I miss anything else of importance?

I've been trying hard to juggle between work and the boards so I'm the wrong person to ask LOL. But I think most of the updates is inconsequential. You know you have to ask TeamYouCanGoToHell, though, she has all that info.

Also, I'm reading snapcracklepop's fanfic, "Blackout" NM from Edward's pov and it's mahvelous!!

OH, do you have a link?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5379655/1/blackout

70 pages so far. And I have yet to get to the break-up yet and already I'm about to have a breakdown reimagining it from Edward's perspective.

OH MY DEAR LORD!...
i have trouble breathing!...i can't even think straight at the moment...my god!...i miss rob and we are rewarded with this!....this is a great way to end this week happy friday!...
can't stop drooling!
*places her fan in front of her*
i can't even form a coherent thought so i'm just rambling here..nothing makes sense...all i know is..
I WANT ROB..I NEED ROB....ROB YOU ARE FCKING SEXY...AND WOW!...YOU'RE THE DEFENITION OF PERFECTION!
DAMN!!!!!!!!

YOU SAID IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D HE IS THE GOD OF SEXY GODS !!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!! i just stopped breathing!!!!!!! HE IS SOOOO INCREDIBLY SEXY!! mmMMmm!! WOW. im gunna go stare at him some more!...bye...

Just my luck, I'm not online and this happens.


Oh, I love him so!!!

Do I need so say more?
I know who I'm dreaming of tonight.
And you all know why.

MMMMM.... It made my day.... Any picture of ROB gives me hot flashes and heart palpitations....
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The things I would do to him....... haha.

Have you guys noticed on the first picture he is kind of doing that he does with his lips....... You all know what I am talking about......
Maybe is just my imagination......

NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM!!!!!

awww!

http://www.twilightpoison.com/gallery/albums/av...

What can I say? Adorable.

i know.. I miss seeing them together so much..

mm mm mm i love me some rob! lol(:
love the pics. i just love HIM. *sighs* what would i do to meet this man...

My husband will have these pics to thank tonight ( shhhhh don't tell him!) :) yummy!

HE'S SOO HOT IN LEATHER!
My fav pic wasn't posted http://twilightersanonymous.com/more-from-rob-p...
LOOK AT THOSE SMOLDERING EYES!!!!!!!!!
Luv blk & white shots of him!

mmmmmmmmm.... that pic is DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for posting!!!!!

OK I am in my 30;s but i WANT a FULL blown poster of every one of these pics.. in my bedroom.. on the ceiling so every night I can gaze into this HOTness! OMFG ROB! Your killing me ;)

OK I am in my 30;s but i WANT a FULL blown poster of every one of these pics.. in my bedroom.. on the ceiling so every night I can gaze into this HOTness! OMFG ROB! Your killing me ;)

mmmmmkay, yeah. Im not going to even TRY to say how hot,sexy,amazing,smokin these pics are because THOSE WORDS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't think any words are worthy enough to describe this SEX GOD!! :D :D

eeeeeeeeeeek!! *thud*

oh no, i need to step out of this post and take a few breaths.... ;D

*jaw drops*

THUD.

You guys are so late to post this - these pictures have been out for days but I still love seeing them again

OME! Wow! That's an amzing photoshoot. OK, now I get the finger comments ladies! I just love that he brings this smoldering, understated, unassumed sexiness to Edward's character. ... .... ....... ....................... ....................................(thoughts getting carried way)

OH, ahem, still typing!

THIS is why I proudly wave the Team Leg Hitch flag! I don't care what team you're on, THAT'S HOT!

dear lord. i almost choked on my apple juice when i saw this.
i need a towel to wipe up the drool.

someone stole my picture. :(
i've had this since i saw the pics on another website. before they got on here.
now i have to find a new one...
:/

awwh

This man is the ultimate eye candy. Hot, intense, brooding looks and his fingers are constantly running through his hair - his signature look.

Note to Rob; if you don't want crazed women chasing after you, put on a clown suit, or a paperbag, because you secrete sexiness and that messy, unkempt look is appealing too - you just can't win - you've got it all♥

Nah, the only way Rob would stop the craze, if he had plastic surgery to look like this:

http://www.creationent.com/pics/con_images/TW_s...

Rob could be the new word for sexy things that remind you of Rob and/or Edward!

As in: "Woo, that new haircut is SO rob"
Orrrr: "Did you see that picture in the entrance to Abercrombie? It was so rob."

Idk. I think it needs some work. lmao >.<

Hmm, how about...

My bf was so wild last night. I had so many Robs, I couldn't walk in the morning.

ROTFL.....................*breathe*.............lmao..............*breathe*!

LOLz. Thanks.

Dammit......I wanna have some Robs tonight! *hmph*

tee hee.

I got nothin'. That was dope.

LMAO...

Woah! Dirty.

Lol nice use of "Rob" tho. You have opened my eyes in ways my mom probably doesn't want them to be opened.

XP i'm keeping Rob as an adjective.

LMAO. I can't believe you found this post.

Hmm, how do you use Rob as an adjective?

holy shyt
ROB IS SOOOOO FUKIN ROBB
oh my fukin rob
hes the robiest guy i have every fukin seeen
rob , is omgggggggg

He's the robiest guy I have ever seen. LOVES IT!!

Hmmm....

Well NOT like that. >.<

It WAS funny tho.

LOL. Thanks.

Dear magazine editors and guest photographers,

These pics are all fine and good and all. We LOVE Rob. We love his depiction of Edward. We love dreamboat-y sparkly stalker vampires. A lot.

From here on in, however, please do us all a favor and present the young actor in another light, a violent one.

I want photographs of Rob slamming cameras on the ground. I want to see him incensed to the point where he looks deranged. I want brutality. I WANT ROB TO LET ALL THAT FRUSTRATION OUT!! And for you all to capture it on camera.

There's only so much of a contemplative Rob I can take.

Warm Regards,

NTJB

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im so in Popsicle heaven at the moment and I m having a brain freeze...LMAO

CAN U SAY HOT!!!!???!!!!

H O T

...yesss i sure can! =)

Awesome...can't breathe...help me...I'm dying!!!!! This boy has a career in modeling if the moviestar thing doesn't work out.

PS...I'm dying for some Robsten news...Kristen let him out to play puhlease!

HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF ROB PATTINSON'S DOG PATTY!

I JUST HAD A ROBGASM.

Yes ladies ! A robgasm!

*ROBGASM* ...and that will be my word of the day!! =) haha I LOVE IT!

thank you SMIU! you've just made my day! hehe =)

LOL.
-takes a bow-


I'm gladd! x)

Ahhh ! OMG Normally i really dont like rob but shitttttt! this is sex on legs people! SEX ON LEGS! YUMMMMMMM

:) Ily Rob

Lovee Sophie

if you dont mind me asking?!?... how on earth could you not love Rob?!?...

dont...usually....like.....ROB?!

OH. MY . GOD.

-shakes head and mumbles- "she didnt mean that..she didnt mean that, calm down, she didnt mean itl "x_x

i know... i know... im about to have a break down!

how could she say that?!

okay, its gunna be okay, i just need to calm down!

OH! who am i kidding! this is terrible!!

oh my. we are getting spoiled today. mmmmmm.....

I have been inspired by the hotness that is known as Rob. I'm no artist but I'm good at cut n paste. I call this the evolution of Rob Pattz.


http://www.twitpic.com/k26xb

*fans self* Wooo!!!

Whoa, that's freaking weird to see my twitter avi on someone else's name. :/
Not sure how I feel about that.

sorry would you like me to change it???? I will

Thank you!! I hope I didn't come across as b*tchy but I appreciate it.

No prob no b*tchiness sensed here. MUCH LOVE for all Twi/EC/Jake/Paul/ whoever the heck you wanna like fans :)

definitely hot!!...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3350/3439560254_...

WoW!!!!

Did anyone ever read the last page of New moon. The Acknowledgments page. Does anyyone notice what Stepanie Meyers siblings names are. Emily, Heidi. Paul, Seth, and Jacob. I think that the reason that Jacob has gotten away with being such a jerk so much in the books is because he was written that way. I mean come on, do most people in the the real world today put up with that crap. That is just my opition. Don't get me wrong I love the books and that is why I am here, but some of it is not realistic. Some of the lines in the book are really corny. Please don't hate me.

no, ive never noticed that before. thats werid!
but yeah i get what your saying. i think thats why so many people love it though. i know for me at least... its totally like an escape from reality, its this dream world that i can live in while im reading and if it wasnt special in that corny sort of way it wouldnt be as good at all. but thats just my opinion... i love everything about the books and movie.

New tweets from Billy Burke:

Just wrapped what i THOUGHT was gonna be my last day on Eclipse. Oh, how wrong i was. Gotta come back Monday for more fun & games...


then straight to Detroit ROCK CITY for my other movie. For all u swooning girlies out there... RobPatz was looking especially darling tonite

waaaah! a rob post! haha.. love it love it!
cant breath! so much hotness! haha..
rob is drop dead gorgeous as ever!

waaaah! a rob post! haha.. love it love it!
cant breath! so much hotness! haha..
rob is drop dead gorgeous as ever!

"Holly hotness of all things"...Why does he has to be so sexy? I mean...I get...u don't feal sexy, u re intimidated by girls and this while beeing a normal guy but Rob, STOP LOOKING SO SEXY...And if u can't help it...well then...be it...We'll try to keep our eyes in our socks and everything else for that matter...Anyway...Are we making you uncomfortable again?:)))) Sorry...We'll try our best next time u shoot such a heart breaking, mind blowing, hot body going down in flames (this one is mine:))) photoshoot...We'll......TRY.

Billy Burke Tweets About Robert Pattinson!

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/10/billy...

omg! i almost fainted when i saw these amazingly HOT pics of ROB personnally i like him better when he is playing as edward not when he's just Rob that is my opinion

Rob is Hotness
Rob is beauty
Rob is perfection
Rob is my man
...
ok the last one might be not true :p

it's ok if you imagine it's true that's all that matters just keep it in your head LOL

yeah in my dreams :p when it comes to reality we can share :p

NNNIIIIICCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Sharing Rob is fun!!!! LOL!!!!

I wonder what would he think of that :p girls sharing one man it's every man's dream !

I'm sure he wouldn't mind too bad!!!

Hey Moni:) reply again and we can totally be BFFs when u do give me ur email if u want 2

sure I will give it to u?
or better yet do u have a facebook?

no i dont have facebook not old enough
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he is sooooooooooooooo gourgeous!!! lolzzzz

I <3 Rpattz!!!!!!! =) =)

I leave for the weekend for my friends wedding and this is what i"m missing! OMR! I almost choked looking at this at the rehearsal dinner. Man, this is a good weekend.

am i the only one thats in love with his hands, im just saying cause i think they're reeeaally sexy ;)

umm i love him and everything, but some of u guys are pervs!