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Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in One Magazine

by TeamSpaceHeaters on October 14, 2009 · Comments

in Interview, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner

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Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner both feature in french magazine ONE.  A NewMoonMovie.org reader has done a a very good translation of the interview for us below:

Rivals in New Moon, Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are, in reality friends. Together, they reflect on the filming of the saga and on their new life as stars tracked by fans and paparazzi.

Both of you have very devoted fans. But have they become too intrusive?

Taylor Lautner: I believe that Robert and I have very different experiences concerning our relationship with the fans. As far as I’m concerned, I still credit them with Twilight. Without their support, the producers would have without a doubt replaced me for the role of Jacob after the first film.

Robert Pattinson: I remember that before the release of the first film, the fans hated me. On the internet I only read bad critiques of myself and it was really difficult to feel all this hate. Back then director Catherine Hardwicke had forbidden me from reading what people said about me on the web. I told her that it was my mother who sent me the links to the forums where they criticized me. Then she advised me to boycott all the emails that my mother sent me! [laughs] All that to say that the frenzy that I spark today doesn’t make me forget the horrors that I read about myself online.

We’ve heard the stories that certain fans act poorly on the filming of New Moon…

Robert: Usually, the majority of them are happy just to watch us film or just get an autograph. But some of them are crazy and recently it’s Taylor who gets them excited…

Taylor: oh yeah, it’s really embarrassing. A forty year old woman insisted on pulling down her pants so that I could sign her! On top of that, my name was printed on her underwear, so that was really strange! Unfortunately, you can’t expect that from all the Twilight fans…

Read the rest of the interview after the break…

Taylor, you hated the wig that you had to wear in the first film. And yet, it’s still present in the second!

Taylor: Unfortunately I still had to wear the cursed wig in the first part of the film. Even so I have to admit that it is more realistic and makes my head itch less than the first one did. At the beginning of New Moon, we see Jacob as we’ve always known him, friendly, nice, and a little clumsy. But when Jacob transforms physically and truly becomes a werewolf, I finally wear short hair. I don’t believe that Jacob would have been able to seduce Bella with that horrible wig! [laughs]

Robert: I almost had to wear long hair in Twilight, too. During rehearsals, Catherine Hardwicke had the idea that Edward should have a very romantic look with long hair flying in the wind, you know the kind. So she had me get extensions. I sat still for eight hours while a hairstylist put extensions in place and I hated the final result. Fortunately, Catherine respected my opinion and I didn’t film like that.

What is your favorite scene in New Moon?Taylor: The one where Jacob declares his love to Bella in an indirect manner by making her understand that they can no longer be friends. He just transformed into a werewolf and he cut his hair in order to mark his change/evolution. Then Jacob announces to Bella that they can’t stay friends any longer because he likes her too much and hates Edward who is his sworn enemy because he is a vampire.

Robert: Me, I loved all the hallucination scenes with Bella that are very stylized. Edward is semi-absent in the book because the action focuses on Bella and Jacob. The screenwriters have added some dream-like scenes where Bella imagines that she is followed by Edward. I had the opportunity to play another role and it was very interesting to show a more dangerous and sinister side.

Robert have you regretted being less present at the filming?

Robert: On the contrary, it allowed me to rest. It was one of the most restful roles that I’ve ever played! [laughs] It’s true that I had the opportunity to play a sort of different role, but it was essential that the audience had the time to appreciate Jacob. They had to feel the effects of the break-up and her hesitation between her desire for Edward and her love/friendship with Jacob. During the first three months, it was a job without stress. All the pressure was on Taylor’s shoulders.

Taylor: That’s true, and it was a great responsibility. That said, I had the impression that the fans would have loved any actor who portrayed Jacob because the character is truly nice. I am simply lucky to be the one that was chosen.

Taylor, your physical transformation is spectacular. Was it difficult?

Taylor: It demanded a lot of work, but I saw it as a challenge, and as I rose to the challenge, I appreciated all these efforts. My main goal was not to deceive the fans and those who had confidence in me. And on top of that, I loved to play the werewolf.

Robert: You impressed all of us on the film set. Your physical transformation really had us glued. In a few weeks, you changed yourself into a mountain of muscles! I hate doing sports, and I never would have gotten there!

Christ Weitz succeeded Catherine Hardwicke. In what ways is he different from her?

Taylor: Catherine was very funny and we laughed a lot with her. Chris is a lot more calm and concentrates more. Catherine was a ball of energy compared to Chris who is very zen. Though in spite of this, his attitude is very detached. He strives to work quickly and well. It’s surprising how effective he is without ever raising his voice.

Robert: Chris has a lot of talent and I found his presence very relaxing. We hit it off.

How has filming gone with the newly hired actors in New Moon?

Taylor: Filming with the new actors who play the werewolves of the Quileute tribe was a real pleasure. In the first film, I felt a little alone compared to the vampires, who formed a close-knit group. So then I had my own tribe, in some way. All the actors were nice and we often went out together after filming so that our bond on the screen had a more natural feel. We really became friends and I believe you can see that in the film.

What scenes were the most difficult to film?

Taylor: All the scenes that I filmed during March in Vancouver while it snowed! [laughs] The weather didn’t spare us. Over the course of the weeks, the sun peeked out, but, when we filmed in spring, the temperatures were freezing and I had to film without a shirt on and pretend like I wasn’t freezing to death.

Robert: Even though they are my favorite scenes, the visions that Bella has are very difficult to put into place. They are greatly reinforced with special effects. I was constantly filmed in front of a green screen and integrated into the action after Kristen filmed the scene. My movements were calibrated to the millimeter and it was very complicated. But on the screen, the result is impressive.

Did you do your own stunts?

Taylor: I did them whenever it was possible, because I love that. In particular the motorcycle scenes. In the first part of the film, I fall a lot in order to show how clumsy Jacob was before his transformation to a werewolf. These scenes aren’t dangerous but very repetitive and it’s possible to sprain something. I must say that my experience in martial arts helped me a lot because the first thing that you learn in that sport is to fall. So I tumbled, stumbled again and again without hurting myself. Then I had the opportunity to show at what point Jacob had become agile after his transformation to a werewolf. Fortunately, I did the majority of my stunts or else you would have seen my stunt double on the screen the majority of the time!

Are there aspects of your character that irritate you?

Robert: It bothers me that people continue to describe Edward as a romantic hero. He is much more complex than that. On top of that, usually, the hero saves the damsel in distress in the classic stories. And yet, on the contrary it’s Bella who saves his life in the majority of the books. Edward needs Bella more than she needs him. At least, Bella can always count on Jacob. Edward doesn’t have anyone else to turn to…

Taylor: Playing someone who ends up being rejected by Bella isn’t an easy role. If I could, I would have re-written the script so that Team Jacob wins this fight! [laughs] But in reality, I can’t complain about being Jacob. In New Moon, I have the opportunity to play two roles in a certain way. Jacob is so different before and after his transformation that it’s like I play another person.

How do you put up with the constant attention from the paparazzi?

Taylor: I don’t believe that someone can ever really get used to it., because it isn’t normal to see people photograph your every little move. You just have to try to not pay attention to them. That said, I’m not as tracked as Rob…

Robert: It isn’t clear to me, I can’t sort it all out. I haven’t found a place in the world yet where I can disappear. Even in the most removed corners, someone always ends up asking me to take a photo with them. That makes me feel like I work non-stop. At least on set the level of security allows me some intimacy. It’s a relief. But I’ve found ways to cope/ways to have fun, like using a fake name at the hotels where I stay. In Paris, for example, I call myself Mr. Handjob, that makes me die laughing! [laughs]

[Source: PattinsonOnline.  Thanks Virginia for doing the translation for us!]

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  • cutesweetiezzz
    Ummm, it's so...weird to have Taylor and Rob in the same interview together. I always expect some sort of tension between them, since they're characters are enemies. But they seem to get along really well.
  • Eclipse☼Ami♥W4E♣BD♂Captives
    Either the cast keeps replying with the same answers...
    The interviewers can't come up with new questions...
    or
    All these articles are using the same interview questions and answers over and over just to fill space or make money...

    Yes, Taylor loves his fans...
    and Rob can't quite take it all in...

    For goodness sakes interviewers - come up with some original questions or find a new job - because you're not doing a good one if you're gonna ask things that all of us already knew the answer to 6 months ago!
  • heyy all. i was just reading this and freaking hell ive never laughed alnd swooned so much :) all your comments are HILARIOUS!!!
    anyway, im at work and im bored and i dont like work. work sucks ass, money dosent tough :) *fans herself with wads of HARD CORE CASH.*
    anyway so i was like hmmm... i need something fun to get my mind moving. *brainwave, thinks of the best place ever.... jumps up and down, causing funny disproving looks from boss and customers..* oops.

    i cant stop looking at that cover... i wish i was french now.
  • TheHoneyBear
    Mr. Clive Handjob, you and Taylor look soooooo airbrushed on that cover.
  • BooTay aka HOTGUY w/ UNICORN
    Wow okay Mr. Handjob. Someone lonely? hahahaha. I'd be wrong to say that I bet Team Edward are all screaming "Need a hand?" HAHA.
  • Ronnie5683
    This is great, that's all I'm gonna say
  • IloveyouEdward
    oh my god i am offcially in love with you Mr.Handjob lmfaaaaao
  • team flippy
    Hmmmm i wonder why he called himself "Mr. Handjob" ????? .... LMFAO
  • Stephh_ox
    This is my first comment also..had no idea how to post one haha!!! But it says im commenting as a guest is there anyway i can get my own profile?
    anyway would just like to say this is an amazing site gives me all the new moon goss that helps get me get through another day until the movie actually hits cinemas haha!!

    Mr Handjob?? haha
    He truly is a funny guy
  • my alter eggo♥Tyler & Caroline
    Sure, just sign up through disqus to get a disqus profile. Then you can go to my settings & click avatar to put up a picture so you won't be a gray face anymore :) Hope that helped.
    Btw, Welcome! :D
  • am i the only one CRACKING UP at "Harry Potter- Le Making Of"????
  • sarahcanflyy
    This was very nice. You don't really see that much regarding both Rob and Taylor and I think this was a very pleasant interview.
  • fathom x.x Team KStew
    Mr. Handjob? God, that one cracked me up.
    The part about Taylor signing that 40 year old woman was priceless.
    I'm glad the two of them get along really well and compliment each other often, especially because of all the pressure put on them both. Both Taylor and Rob are so awesome! <3
  • Mr. Handjob ? LMAO
    omg thats amazing.
    *Calls front desk*
    "Front desk?"
    "Can i get some more towels to room 221"
    *clicks on keyboard*
    *Of course Mr.Handjob; they'll be up in a moment"

    HAHAHAHA
  • my alter eggo♥Tyler & Caroline
    It's funny how Rob only commented about Chris and not Catherine.....lol! :D
    Overall, decent interview. I like how they get along very well :)
    EDIT: I hate how they over-photoshopped them (still look HOT though)
  • Marti (Team The Runaways)
    woot, I can see my lovely Hayley. <3
  • xxteamedwardxx
    I think that most of the people doesn't like/hate jacob in the book but Taylor did a great job, and that's the way everybody likes him and jacob now.
  • CF Go See Remember Me!!!
    Mr. Handjob? RFLMAO

    And Rob, it's ok that you don't like sports and don't have the same level of committment to getting ripped that Taydog has. We like you just the way your are. Don't change a thing.

    And this is just a personal request ... never shave .. I love you scruffy.
  • Ciggy_
    Kudos to Taylor for not running away screaming from the pantsdropper...seriously 17 year olds dont really wanna see 40 year old a$$e$ usually...
  • vampiredork
    Yeah, I felt really sorry for him when I read that part. And really embarr*ass*ed for the woman.
  • Depends what the 40 year old is like.HAHAHAHA
    Could be someone like Nicole Kidman.LOL
  • Marce-TEAM KSTEW!
    Here's where my team is needed!! how can you choose one over the other! Both look Hot sooo i'm team Rob and Taylor too hehe. great article!!
  • Edward'sLove
    I can not believe that CH tried to turn Edward into Fabio. Thanks goodness Rob said something about the extensions. Thank goodness she "walked" away from New Moon.
  • ilust4edward
    yeah, I almost died when i read that! Extensions?!?!?!? I so want to slap CH again and again and again!
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Yeah! That was freaking hilarious. I read it and peed my pants laughing. Thank God I was wearing my shamanties.
  • all_hype
    If Rob needs somewhere to "hide out", to get a bit of privacy and away from the paps, I am able to offer him my house for as long as he needs! :) I wouldnt tell anyone he was there.... I'd make sure he was *very* welcome.... hehe.......
    :)
  • 4thewolf
    Oooh.. I'm super excited to see Jake tripping all the time... when I read the book I envisioned him always kind of tripping over his feet like a stumbly puppy.. so I'm SOO excited that CWEITZ worked that in . I love contrasts..

    Oh yeah! Oh, yeah!!! *dancedy dance*
  • He's prob tripping over your tounge it's hanging out too far. LOL :)
  • 4thewolf
    Hahhahahahahaa . THAT WAS CLEVER..

    *pulls tongue back into mouth*

    *casually sticks out foot*

    *trips Jake*

    *pretends to fall on him*

    Dang, boy.watch where you're going.. ;)
  • LOL
  • 95_Twilighter_95
    Wow!!! I've got an edition of that magazine which is entirely Twilight and New Moon...posters, interviews, etc etc...the only downside is that my friend got it for me in Switzerland, so it's in French :( So far, I've only translated the first paragraph!! (Which is about 5 sentences, but still...)
  • shadowdancer
    >>Christ Weitz succeeded Catherine Hardwicke. In what ways is he different from her?

    Robert: Chris has a lot of talent and I found his presence very relaxing. We hit it off.<<

    One of the more diplomatic answers I've ever seen.... nicely done!
  • 30yearoldtwifan ☠Team SLADE ☠
    Wooo ROb looks HOT in this mag cover! Those EYES!!


    Is this a new interview? some of the quotes I think I have read before..

    Also CH also said the hair thing with Rob at the convention I went to, SHE loves men with long hair.. so wanted Edward with long hair, Rob HATED it... My god! Why? I would hope SM would have said No way to a long haired Edward, Can u all imagine Edward and Jacob with long hair? then Bella with that god awful sweater on that was posted yesterday? LMAO... well Twilight would have been made fun of by the haters even more if they kept all that!
  • ancha85
    I think it says soo much about Rob's intelligence because of the way he looks at Edward.

    He is ABSOLUTELY right. Edward is not a "romantic hero", but a "Byronic hero". He has his dark and tortured side, and Bella is the "hero" that saves him from it.

    Smart boy, that Rob!
    Another reason to love him!!
  • robfan1st- teamFamousLadiesMan
    OMG Rob with long hair? EWWWWWW!!! YUCK! Thank GOD he wound up with a bouffant! long hair wouldve been a disaster, they would've laughed at Rob...everyone would have
  • shadowdancer
    Sounds like she's seen too much Interview with the Vampire... :/
  • edwardcullen_luvr
    Mr. Handjob?!?! That is awesome! I have never heard him refer to himself as Mr. Handjob in past interviews, so I must have missed it somewhere along the line. I imagine everyone else's mind is in the gutter along with mine, when you see "handjob" and "Rob" in the same sentence :)

    As for CH and suggesting Edward have long flowing hair - WTF?? That would have been fricking ridiculous. I am so happy that she finally listened to Rob about that. What a twit.

    Oh and reading what he said about how much it hurts what fans used to say about him... sad :( I cannot imagine why, I was in love with Rob the second I saw him. And thought from day 1 that he would make a perfect Edward. That sucks that he had to read such harsh things about himself.
  • robfan1st- teamFamousLadiesMan
    He's sensitive. AWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I wanna hug him.

    Oh and imagining Rob with long hair gives me images of Fabio, lol! hahahaha...I can barely cope with Taylor's ugly wig...I'll be the first one cheering in the theatre when he shows up with that short haircut.
  • edwardcullen_luvr
    I know, I was thinking Fabio too!! He is so much better with the bouffant!
  • Rob and Taylor together= hot sexiness!!!! The interview was very enjoyable to read. You can tell they are friends and can get along together easily. I can't wait to see their banter in the tent scene and in BD! :)

    Oh, and Mr. Handjob...come on over to my place, I will keep you hidden. We can even play hide and seek. ;)
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH &TOMBAH)
    MR.HANDJOb...... really Rob....you come up with the most EROTIC names Ever..

    SPUNK RANSOM..
    MR. HANDJOB..

    and Ewww for the 30 yr old woman who took her pants down infront of a 17yr old...EWwwwwwwww
  • MissMary *TeamBellaLoca*
    I agree, that was totally gross!!
  • 30yearoldtwifan ☠Team SLADE ☠
    40! Not 30 LOL

    regardless, for me any one over the age of 20 who would do that to a 16-17 year old KID because YES Taylor is a KID even with his abs IMO needs to be arrested! Hes a KID ! Sad people!
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH &TOMBAH)
    yah i thought she was 30..but its deosn't matter he's illegal age and show him you panties, i hope she shaved ...loool..eww
    poor kid he must have a nightmare after that.
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Um she is listed here as 40! Twice his ever loving age!

    WOLFI! Let's help Rob come up with more names....

    How about "Mylo Long Johnson, you can call me My..."
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH &TOMBAH)
    she's 40..thats double EWW..lol

    yes lets help him..
    hmm..
    Mr.Pat Macrotch..
    and the best one..Mr.JAck mehoff...lol

    okay am gonna stop before i get moded, anytime you need help with names, you can me Rob.,
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    Yeah, most of his answers sound familiar..but that Mr. Handjob will never get old haha. They even asked him that in Cannes....lol
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Yet one more reason to confirm my contempt for CH. I can not believe that she had the audacity to even suggest to make Edward's hair long. Is she out of her ever-loving mind?! Why would anyone even consider desicrating Rob's gorgeous sexy hair with gross Interview with a Vampire hippie hair? Blech! Thank G-d Rob spoke up...*wipes brow*
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    LOL, yes because Lord knows a bouffant is done with short hair! (eye roll) LMAO
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Mr. Handjob?! Interesting choice for a fake name my love. I won't mind being Mrs. Handjob. LMAO!!!
  • Ciggy_
    Mr. Handjob!...thats classic! For his next alias I suggest Jiz Reacharound or perhaps Mike Hunt...I ♥ a guy with a pervy sense of humor...lol...like me
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I love the Jiz Reacharound! What about Makem Kum!
  • Ciggy_
    YES! How about Rather Boneya..lol...no mods here?
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Hahahah. I love that one. Jackson can use that one.
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I'm all for pervy!! Woot woot.
  • mAriE_KStew'sMyCherryBomb~6/09
    TSO!!!

    ur here! again!!!

    *clears throat*
    *in a man's voice*

    hey there Mrs. Handjob.. how u doin?

    hehehehe ^_^
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *In Joey's voice from friends* How u doin?
  • mAriE_KStew'sMyCherryBomb~6/09
    *in rachel greene's voice*
    im doing good baby, how u doin?

    hehehehe ^_^
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    LMAO! Greatest comments today! Hahahahah.
  • mAriE_KStew'sMyCherryBomb~6/09
    hahahaha. yeah! im lovin this too! sooo awesome! hehehe.
    soooo did kasiii tell u about the progress about the shamanties? we're like brainstorming earlier. u gotta read that! u 'll be so proud of us. definitely. *smugs* hehehe ^_^
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    She told me... FLavored!!! Genius I tell you. Where would I be without you guys. They must be cupcake flavored and Edward flavored and Jasper flavored. OME. I'm going crazy here.
    *getting lightheaded*
    *thud*
  • mAriE_KStew'sMyCherryBomb~6/09
    oh yes! we came up with the flavors too. but it's still a working progress so easy on us.. we'll let u soon enough about the development of the flavors and such. *wink*

    OMG! wake up TSO! *slaps TSO lightly* we havent even made the flavor yet and u passed out on me? whats gonna happen if we made it and brought u samples? *shakes head* u gotta be strong for us dear. and dont worry about it. we'll support u all the way. thats why Kasiii and i are here. *smugs*

    hehehe ^_^
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    soon everything will be available. i am making a flavor list. which soon i will present too you girls and i also need all of your ideas :)))

    and of course TSO we are here for you.

    supporting. always !!!

    ps; Mariiie let's not forget about the glitter ones.

    LMAO.
  • mAriE_KStew'sMyCherryBomb~6/09
    *scribbles down*
    GLITTER ONE --- do it soon!!!
    *nods*
    ok! i got it now! thats awesome kasiii! u've made a list. it'll be much organize now. cant wait to tell TSO about the list and to present this to the public!
    flavoured ones here we go! woohoo!

    hehehehe ^_^
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    i'll present the list soon to you girls

    we have to be orginized it's an important business we are running here. LOL

    *hugs* :)))

    the invasion of the flavoured shamanties ! LMAO
  • E_heart_E (neverforgeT)
    LIST?!? What list? Damnit, I missed everything today! ;)
  • mAriE_KStew'sMyCherryBomb~6/09
    yeeessss!!! cant wait for the final list! *giggles* ^_^

    hey kasiii i gotta go ok? i gotta sleep now. 4am is now my curfew. hehehe. talk to u soon ok? hopefully later? ^_^ super thanks! *bear hugs* mwah! mwah! ^_^
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    sweet Rob yummyliciouse dreams

    *bear huggles*

    :)
  • mAriE_KStew'sMyCherryBomb~6/09
    awww... thanks Kasiii! i did have a sweet rob yummylicious dream. *giggles* mwah! ^_^
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Thanks for the slap. I will try to keep myself together. It's just... IDK how I havn't fallen into a jizz induced coma from all the posts today. I was already feeling weak when I started thinking about tasting them and, and, and... OME! I can't think right now. Just keep me posted on the progress please!
  • mAriE_KStew'sMyCherryBomb~6/09
    *pats TSO's shoulders*
    ok, ok.. calm down ok? everything's gonna be alright. breathe girl.. breathe... u should definitely take a break from working on the shamanties. i think uts getting to ur head now. i think u've had too much already. just rest and prepare for the flavoured ones ok? we need u to handle THAT better. ok? *grins* oh we'll definitely keep u posted. people are getting anxious now. we gotta give them what they want right? *wink*

    hehehehe. ^_^
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    it's freaking hilarious that everytime I get on nm or em someone sees my avi for the firsttime and immediately wants a pair. I've been causing some comosion. LOL. My marketing strategy is working.
  • mAriE_KStew'sMyCherryBomb~6/09
    hehehehe. yeah! i notice that too! arent u just a cute little living commercial add? gotta love ur avi! it brings love and joy here! awesome! hehehehe ^_^
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Are those the Sham-wow panties you are wearing? I hear they are absorbent when helping with hand jobs... LMAO
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    You are correct. Those are my famous shamanties! They are 30 times more absorbent then regular panties alone but they still could not contain what happened when I read Mr. Handjob. LMAO
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    (In announcers voice) "then can I interest you in my new Sham-pants! Absorbent all the way down to the cuffs!" (crowd goes - 'oooooooooo') LOL
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Muahahahahah. Shampants! I want some please.
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    LMAO

    Glad my plan worked!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Unfortunately my hard a$$ rep wars with the jocker inside. LOL.

    Sorry about the "paper cut" - did Jazz get u? That was the ultimate plan for you... LOL
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Yes he did! I keep opening the wound on purpose. ;)
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    It's my new plot... Get everyone to sign over any rights of Chaske to me...

    Mwa ha ha ha ha My plan for Chaske domination is in action...


    (You know I was only joking around right?)
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *looks at wounded finger from signing the contract yesterday*
    *hides hand behind back*
    Yeah, I totally knew you were joking.
    *blushes and releases nevous laughter*
    *whispers to LWNV*
    You know I was joking too, right?
    LMAO
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Ha ha! deal! sign here in blood! Here are your 2 pairs! Remember all pants are non-refundable and thank you for signing away your rights to Chaske! Mwahahahahahahah
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Damn it! OK,
    *cuts pointer finger*
    *signs dotted line*
    Thank you! it was interesting doing business with you. ;)
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    ok. it will cost u any rights u have to Chaske. thats my price. u still want?
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *thinks long and hard*
    *grunt*
    Fine.!
    I'll need 2 pairs though because all these other Twi-guys have me looking like in a competition to be the new Niagara Falls.
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    I love your Avi..... I think we would all like to be Mrs.Handjob.....
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I love your name... It's my name too.
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    Thanks, Yea well Jenny (Jennifer) is a common name. Especially is you were born in the 80's... LOL
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    867-5309 LOL
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    TSO YOU HERE.

    Mrs.Handjob.

    i wrote the same. why am i not suprised it turns me on.

    LOL
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I shreeked when I read it and I turned red as hell. Then I ran to change my shamanties.
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    speaking of shamanties.

    me and Mariiie are working on the cupcakes ones.

    and also flavoured ones.

    what do you think? :)))
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    WOW! Flaored! Now that is an idea worth marketing! Hell yeah! Get on it girls!
  • Man I wanted 2 b 1st! Stupid class *pouts*
    was i the only one that LOL when he said this woman pulled down her pants for him to sign her team taylor panties haha crazy lady...i would never do that! *wink*

    & Thank God Robert didn't have long hair in Twilight that would've been a disaster...i ♥ his bouffant :)
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Um..Rob calls himself Mr. Handjob? Why do I find that extremely hot?! Seriously anyone else would get an severe eye roll over that. Rob does it and it turns me on.
    LOL!
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Hahaha..
    ................ because its ROBERT PATTINSON we're talking about!
    *shrugs*
    He's powerful and almighty... and can do wonderful things...
    *winks*

    Im so happy that they BOTH got the cover.. YAY for Cullen/Wolf love... woohoo and Im just SO damn glad I WASNT one of those "fans" that hated my sweetie pie as Edward Cullen in the beginning... Ive been your LOVER since the start Rob... ROBECI
    *scaddles away*
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    He IS powerful and almighty! It's a good thing he's not an evil dictator, because I'm pretty sure he could get us to do just about anything.
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Hahaha umm I think he doesnt need to be a dictator, for that matter, since I'm pretty sure at this point I'll do anything he asks for... except stop loving him!
    ;-)
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Me too...I'll be his beck and call girl! LOL!
  • run around in Princess Leia outfits doing the macarena on one foot with a screeching monkey on our heads?
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    LMAO...*Rob's screeching voice* WHAT???!!!

    Where the frig did you even come up with that sh*t so early in the morning?

    *shakes head and chuckles softly*
  • <sigh> I love Rob's screeching voice LOL.

    That darn WA's making me f***ing f***ed up in the head, Patzy. I'm seriously going bonkers.

    I need some rainbow unicorns.
  • appypollyloggies
    okay, this is the first time i've ever commented on this website... having trouble figuring it out. i can only figure out how to reply to other people's comments, so i'm really sorry that this isn't relevant to your post. but i just had to try since i was so excited because i was the one who translated the article and sent it in!! yay! it made it on my fav new moon site!
  • ilust4edward
    thanks for translating! its a great article!
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    WELCOME!!! *throws confetti and waves welcome banner* Your gonna love it here.
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Welcome to the family and congrats on your first post!
    No probs! Thanks for sending this in...it's a great post! To add a new comment...just scroll all the way down to the bottom and you'll see a box to type in.
    Once you get more comfy here, you might want to get a pic for your avi...it's weird, but it helps us identify each other and bond.
  • appypollyloggies
    thank you! i don't know how i missed the box at the bottom of the page. i must've just been too excited! i'm a long time stalker of this website so it's cool to finally comment on something. i'll have to work on my pic. thanks again for the help!
  • I'm still more of a crazed stalker than a poster. It's kinda cool, because I know everyone here, and they don't know me! (hence the crazed stalkerness) Haha, just kidding. I just never know when there's a new thingy, so I don't post.
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Awesome! I'm glad you decided to post. I was a crazed stalker of the site too until someone recruited me to post. Now I can't get enough of it! There are some great people on here that all share the same obsessions...makes us all feel less crazy. Well welcome again!
  • SaucyCullen
    OMG Rob can u get any sexier??? DAMN...U just made my bday!!!
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAUCY!!!
    *hands Saucy a cupcake with a candle in it*
    Make a wish!
    Oh wait...I bet I can guess what it is... *grins*
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH &TOMBAH)
    dont you think he comes up with the most Erotic sexual names for himself..
    maybe he Sex deprived, i know alot of people who can change that Mr.handjob..lol

    first we has..Spunk ransom...he must like a bit of Spanking..lol..then Mr.Handjob..damnnn
  • dayrad
    OMG you've just made me loose my concentration here...robert spanking **lip bitting HOT**
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    WOLFIE! *hugs*
    I think Rob might very well be sex deprived...and I will unselfishly sacrifice myself to remedy that.
    *shouts* I'm on my way Rob!
    *whispers*(omg...I would love to spank him...naughty boy)
    LOL!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    I don't think it's any coincidence that when I check into a hotel, my alias is Mrs. Handjob!
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Oh that's funny...when I check into a hotel I'm Mrs. Pattinson...
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH &TOMBAH)
    *.gives Patzy a big Wolf hug..*

    Patzy:-Wolfi i cant breath.ee!!..

    *..ohh am sorry Patzy, its just that you smell of cookies, i love cookies..*

    yes Run and sacrifice your self for the greater good..*..here take my whip..ENjoy!!..*..*smirk:).*
    but dont forget to bring it back i need for the Kellan post, he looks like he needs a good spanking..lol
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    You can hug me tighter...I can take it! *grins*
    *looks at whip* Nah...you use that on Kellan...I prefer to use my hand on that bare bottom!
  • Don'tDrink&RunWithWoodenStakes
    "first we has..Spunk ransom...he must like a bit of Spanking..lol"

    funny....when I hear that something else comes to my mind..but never mind haha

    oh and let's not forget that he once said he likes to "play his own trumpet" lol, seriously, I can't wait for his NM interviews!
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH &TOMBAH)
    LOL..."play his own trumpet"...am sure he can get someone to help him with that..lol

    awww Rob you slay me..
    i think i know what come to your mind when Spunk ransom is mentioned..hehehe..you naughty girl!!
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    It does the same to me too!!!
    Rob and the name Mr.Handjob make my imagination go to places it shouldn't go so early in the morning.... LOL
  • Hahahhaha Agreed!
  • xxTeamTywardxx
    He said last year he checked into a hotel in Paris as Mr. Clive Handjob. old quote but it's funny;p

    love this quote of his

    "I tell interviewers I do really intellectually highbrow stuff in my downtime. I read first edition Shakespeare. I write poetry. I’m trying to get my masters in neuroscience. That’s the kind of guy I am…Man, I don’t even know what a masters is.”

    he's just so random lol
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    Yeah, I saw that interview - it was when he was doing the Cannes Film Festival - forkin' hilarious... and I can totally see Rob doing that, can't you?

    It`s like when he was auditioning for Harry Potter, and figured they wanted someone athletic, telling them he loved snowboarding and stuff... and he'd never even been snowboarding in his life...

    random - that's a good description... but randomly gorgeous is better... ;)
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Actually, that doesn't make him random - that makes him a liar. That's not good.

    I like honest men. Please tell a random thing he said that wasn't a lie, like the Masters thing...

    (Sits and waits)
  • meka44
    thats his sence of humor he's not lying his just kid'n around and i think every person can enjoy anothers sence of humor
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Liar, Actor...tomato tomahto.
  • Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That's great!!!

    And oh man. Mr.Handjob?? Is he serious!? This is too great!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    well, the fact that he totally admits he did it redeemed him to me...



    LOL - more random... I love his interviews, because he doesn't hold back - did you see the Ellen interview he did last year, where he talked about how he couldn't get a date, just had all these girls screaming at him... but that was LIKE being in a relationship, because he gets screamed at then, too? too funny...
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Thanks! That's a good one! LOL

    Do you have more? It appears that at least 2 others are interested in your stories....
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    LOL - yeah, that's me, full of what the rest of the world considers to be USELESS Rob-trivia... :D



    hmmm... lemme think **pulls on Rob-style thinking cap beanie**



    well, thinking about his comments about his role in Little Ashes, where he said he took the role to have a holiday in Spain...



    seriously, go watch the Ellen video... it's just too funny, and has a lot in there - him talking about his car was just way too funny... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1gknk8gxCQ
  • i like these ? good read
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    " Rob : In Paris, for example, I call myself Mr. Handjob, that makes me die laughing! "

    OMG.

    Mr.Handjob. why does that turn me on?

    LMAO
  • Minschen(neverforgeT)
    LOL he doesn't have dates and he is mr. handjob? poor robbie poo ^^ i'm sure enough women would die to change that *LOL especially the nmm girls :DD *hrhr*

    Rob... call me *lol* ^^

    Oh i found out the brother of my co-worker (we all work at the airport) works for the VIP check inn/out... he controlls the passenger.. he controlled katherine heigl and today the thai princess :D I'll ask him if i can visit him in the end of november LOL i hope Rob comes here for the germany premier???
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    it's his inside joke :)))

    you know when he was in Cannes he was going through the Frankfurt airport girl. HOW DID YOU MISS THAT? :))
  • Minschen(neverforgeT)
    I know and i'm sure he wasn't in a VIP area ... he walks during the terminals ... i'm really sure about that... but my office is outside the terminals... it'll take some time til i'm in one of the 2 terminals LOL i don't think he walk through the crowd of passengers now... he's too famous now ^^
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    This is from a very old interview by the way... then he described it as good cheap fun!

    But you're right... his adorkable goofiness turns me on!!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    i am not even suprised it turns us on LOL

    how did i miss that? shame shame.

    Mr.Handjob. i think it's quite funny too cause in French you don't read the H. Mr.Andjob. LMAO.

    he is sucha dork. gotta love him.
  • dayrad
    A dork with an english accent, sexy dork
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    He obviously did that on purpose just to listen how they would pronounce it wrongly and having no clue what it means but saying it with a serious face… that must be hilarious!!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    hilarious doesn't start to describe it. LMAO i just tried to imagine this scene. muahahahaha.
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    I imagined this scene from the very first time I read about it... I just couldn't stop laughing, it really cracked me up every time I imagined a French man trying to pronounce that name... LMAO!! Still laughing...
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    i still don't believe i've missed that.

    this is gonna be such a inside joke now.

    LMAoooo.
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    And when I am staying with Rob in a hotel I'll introduce myself as miss Quickrub... ((-;
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    Miss Quickrub. LMAO

    "we are here for our wonderful BumpingGrinding weekend now give us the keys" :)))

    ps; even though your Miss Quickrub i hope it won't be quick. LOL
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    Ppffhhrsssh!!! You made me choke on my coffee with that comment!!

    *clicks like*

    And I make sure I won’t give him a handjob…

    I really have to go now… have some unfinished business… no pun intended!!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    ROFLMAO

    i hope you don't choke on that coffee again.

    he wants you alive !

    i am counting on you girl to show him the time of his life. LOL

    :)) and my souvenirs.
  • xxTeamTywardxx
    I want new interviews, not this recycled stuff:/ we're going through recycled articles h*ll now lol
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    I liked the flow of it, it made me laugh, It made me think, and now it has made me realize one month from next week I will be in a theater watching it!

    YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • SquareBanana
    although i hate recycled stuff... im at the point where I will take what I can get
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    I can't believe people used to say bad things about our Rob!!!
    Oh, now I'm pissed... Someone hold me back!!! LOL
  • 30yearoldtwifan ☠Team SLADE ☠
    I am SO glad i wasnt around for that LOL I would have been in MANY fights!

    I didnt read the books untill after I saw the movie.. then feel in LOVE ;)
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    Yeah, tell me about it. I would have had to carry a bat around. LOL
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    There's my favorite couple! Rob and Haley!
    Yay...Team Haybert! Woohoo!
  • IndiesR
    OMG! *fans-self*

    This is too much...where the hell is my sham-wow panties. *looking around frantic!*
  • SquareBanana
    I know! I've been talking about how I couldnt' choose between rob and Ian. And behold! Both of them on the same magazine.

    I just went to banana heaven.
  • IndiesR
    It should be illegal to have the two of them on the SAME magazine cover.....how the hell am i suppose to function?! How inconsiderate of this magazine, my hormones are in overdrive, my legs are trembling, my panties soaked....I can hardly type. Again...how am i suppose to function?! LOL
  • SquareBanana
    LOL.

    That is what I was thinking. Too much testosterone for one magazine. And when I first saw this, it was like, 8:30AM for me. Too early for a heart attack, in my opinion.

    Final Verdict: This magazine is not completely considerate.
  • IndiesR
    I totally I agree...I call for a lawsuit. hahahahaha
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    LOL.

    France is what 7 hours ahead of Central Standard Time? So it was afternoon for them...
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Sham-WOW panties? LMAO

    You may need pants in Sham-WOW at the rate you are going... Do they come in any color other than yellow?
  • IndiesR
    Nope, only yellow....we're gonna have to work on the colors. LMAO
    Send me a pair of the sham-wow pants.....I need a pair. Stat! LOL
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    I can do pants, Capri or shorts. NO skorts. LMAO
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Do they still make skorts? *gag*
  • lutz_of_love
    Yeah haven't you heard? skirt in the front, shorts in the back they are like a mullet for you butt! LOL
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Sounds...flattering?
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    LOL.
  • IndiesR
    LMAO! I'll take capri's and shorts too.... i agree, no skorts, that's just not right. LMAO
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    LOL.
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Hmmm, maybe in a naughty catholic school girl short skirt way... but no other way...
  • IndiesR
    hahaha, maybe Rob would like that. hahahahaha...if only. :)
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    No, but they dye easily...
    *hands LWNV a pair of black Sham-WOW pants*
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    WOOT! Thanks! Do you think the boys would sign these? LOL
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    It depends on where you want them to sign...I don't think Taylor does butts or crotches....LOL!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    I'd be happy with my Bra! LOL
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    Yay... I made top 5
  • SquareBanana
    yay. :) congrats
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    Thanks!!!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Has anyone else noticed that they continually stick Taylor behind Rob?

    EDIT:

    Even on the movie poster. And the NM book has vary little Edward with a larger portion of Jacob. It is just odd. Their version of promoting this.

    PS SHARED 3RD WITH H2B!!!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Rob is so endearing! I like him more after this comment!

    "Robert: You impressed all of us on the film set. Your physical transformation really had us glued. In a few weeks, you changed yourself into a mountain of muscles! I hate doing sports, and I never would have gotten there!" I love that he admits he is never going to reach shape-shifter physique! It makes him more human, less star to me!
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    Yeah, that was nice to see! Glad to hear the two of them get along.. think it helps with the separate teams if the actors like each other.

    Cute interview.. heard it's recycled, but I'd never seen it before.

    Mr. Handjob. lol. Nice. ;)

    And 40 years old and showing a 17 year old your underwear to sign... please. That's just so wrong. Taylor's probably a bit scarred by that!
  • Yeah, it looks like he is not selfish, i hope it's true ;)
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    I am happy to see they are friends. Maybe the haters from Team Jacob and Team Edwards can learn from their example!
  • 30yearoldtwifan ☠Team SLADE ☠
    Now that I agree with you on!
  • Maybe Yes, or Maybe no.. let things go their own course,! so we shall see))
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Where is that go to hell person? She wanted scenes removed because they weren't in the book... How about having these removed? Mwa ha ha ha ha , "The screenwriters have added some dream-like scenes where Bella imagines that she is followed by Edward." ADDED as in NOT in the book! He he he he. I want them in mind you, but I am not willing to let that hater forget how wretched she is making the rest of us...
  • 30yearoldtwifan ☠Team SLADE ☠
    Not really added.. Bella is thinking it in the book, misses him, always thinking of him, does dangerous thing to see Edward. It would be kind of hard to show some one "thinking" on screen.

    and YES the MORE Edward the better! ;)
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Yes, to show thinking is hard - but a lot of the time she tries NOT to think of him - it causes her physical pain...
  • SquareBanana
    I'm kinda happy they are adding a couple of things. I like movies to stay true to the books, but at the same time I don't mind some new scenes or a slightly different take on a less important scene.. I don't know about the dream catcher scene but im not going to go crazy over it.
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    I know - I like it to but this go to hell person went on such a rant about adding a Jacob scene to help non-fans to be able to follow along in the movie. Big deal right? But she got really mean and stopped replying when we defended so I decided to let her know I haven't forgotten!

    LOL But I can not wait for those fantasy scenes!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    "A forty year old woman insisted on pulling down her pants so that I could sign her! On top of that, my name was printed on her underwear, so that was really strange! Unfortunately, you can’t expect that from all the Twilight fans…"

    Taylor if that's what you want from us, I am sure we are all happy to oblige... Right girls?
  • 30yearoldtwifan ☠Team SLADE ☠
    I think that had to be a misprint LOL He prob ment FORTUNATELY LOL I hope
  • ThePackBrat
    Yep *searching for taylor thong*....found it!! ..*singing* thong thong thong thong
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    LMAO!

    I need to get a Chaske one....
  • ThePackBrat
    *hands over one with Chaske's name on it* Here you go *sings in Cisko's voice* Say iiiiiii...oho iiiiii..that thooong lol
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    *dances around*
  • edwardsparkles
    Hell yeah we will! LOL! "If you say so Taylor"
    Did you see that interview on teh Tyra show when she came Rob and Taylor "team taylor and Team Rob panties?" poor guy didn;t knoww aht 2 do with them obviously then he was young lol (by a year) and now he's "comfortable" with it! LOL!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    I laughed so hard even though that was unfair to do to such an underage kid! Now he is almost 18 so now it's nule and void! YIPEEEE!!!
  • edwardsparkles
    I know he just burst out laughing... poor guy didn't know where to look and Rob just placed them on his shoulder LMAO that cracked me up!
    Yeah he's legal now LOL - thats what you were trying to say right!? *wink* LOL!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    ABSOLUTELY!!!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    " Unfortunately, you can't expect that from all the Twilight fans "

    ROFLMAO.
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Too cute that he put a positive spin on an awkward situation!
  • Kasiii.neverforgeT
    that's what i wanted to write.

    even though Rob is my ultimate love. i like Taylor too.

    i wishe both of them would be on the same level on this page.

    well maybe cause Rob's hair would be in Taylors face? LOL

    still.

    *runs to read the article*
  • edwardsparkles
    they need to do a larger magazine so they can fit them both in- ones got big hair and the others got big arms LOL!
    I used to same technique too quick comment and then read article- what we do 2 get on the top!
  • SquareBanana
    lol. big hair and big arms.

    well that describes them in a nutshell... :)
  • edwardsparkles
    YEAH in a nutshell... there's so much more!*wink wink* LOL
  • SquareBanana
    haha very true.
  • LOL
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Read bellow....
  • edwardsparkles
    OMG i'm 2nd 4 once in my life!! =)
    Oh lord i just died and went 2 heaven- I do that alot- i'm like a cat i've got 9 lives!
    I've noticed that too- that they put Taylor behind Rob- but i think its more of a market thing even though there would be as many people consuming the magazine its more of an image thing maybe? Not saying that Rob is a bigger star than Taylor but.. it's hard to explain waht i'm trying to say can't get my words out because this cover is SEXY!
    "In Paris, for example, I call myself Mr. Handjob, that makes me die laughing! [laughs]"
    Gosh I love it!!
    I love how Rob didn't answer the question about Chris suceeding Catherine and how their different LOL- I love Catherine though but i wouldn't know what to say to compare the two in a relly good way!
    Taylor is such a dedicated actor I love him- even though it was freezing he had to pretend he wasn't !
    2 sexy guys on one cover- thats just mean!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    I bet "mr. Handjob" doesn't use his hand as often as that statement implies... He is after all like the Beatles... Girls constantly throwing themselves at him...

    LOL. Or as he is such an English Gentleman, he really does only use his hand. Poor Kristen. LMAO...

    Sorry that was mean of me, but I couldn't stop myself. Some how I went from cheerful to snarky.

    BAD LWNV! Bad girl! "Oh, spank Mr Pattinson! I was a bad girl!... Why yes, those are Chaske panties..." LOL
  • edwardsparkles
    LMAO... OMG ur HILARIOUS!! (it hurt me 2 laugh!) ha ha!
    screw apologising unless u get something out of it! HAHA! thts my motto! haha!
    i love how its Mr HandJob- is it an innuendo? is it a messege to his fans?! lol.. ahhaha!
  • SquareBanana
    If I were them I would have said "Well one can direct and the other one is just an airhead."

    but that is just me.
  • ancha85
    She is an airhead, but I have to give her TOTAL credit for creating such an AWESOME cast.

    We wouldn't even have Rob or Taylor, if it wasn't for CH.

    That being said, THANK GOD for CW!!
  • edwardsparkles
    oh Rob probs felt really uncomfortable around her, 2 be in the same room- or feild as her LOL.. she was probs a screaming fan girl like Rob bite me! I love CH but she is a no mathch compared to CW he's twi god LOL!! She's just the minion!
  • SquareBanana
    lol I can just imagine rob writing in a diary...

    "Today... CH touched me where the bathing suite goes. I don't know how much longer I can take this........"

    I'm pretty sure every entry looks something like that.
  • edwardsparkles
    yeah like 13.06 CH touched my face 13.07 CH touched my leg 13.08 still touching my leg... approaching.... 13.09 ok time 2 get up and RUN AWAY SCREAMING! "mummy!"
  • edwardsparkles
    "yeah like totally radical maaaaan... Rob you're just gorgeous and beautiful so i think you should just stand and pout and the movie will be a hit!" LOL... that was my attempt to be Catherine BTW incase you didn't know! =)
  • SquareBanana
    lol it was pretty good. You forgot, you need to touch rob about every 34 seconds and maybe tussle is hair. haha.
  • edwardsparkles
    Oh the good old punch the arm of the target ur flirting with?! LOL.. she giggles all the time anyways shes a natural flirter- but doesn;t get v far wit him! haha!
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    That's mean and neither of those 2 boys are mean. You know, realizing Rob is not mean has made me give him another "this makes me like him a little more" mark! YEA ROB!
  • SquareBanana
    haha well maybe im just a mean person.... oh well.

    And I do love that Rob is a classy guy and only says positive things about everyone.
  • 5/09 LWNV - CHASKE felt my A$$
    Neither one had anything negative to say in this interview. Considering Taylor is only 17 to Rob's 23, I'd say they both did well. Both are classy.
  • SquareBanana
    OMG IAN Somerholder AND ROB

    *DIES*
  • JacobAndMrP - Peacoatilicious
    love how this cover is like a cliché. we have Ian sommerholder, harry potter, paramore, tokio hotel AND twilight! It's like looking inside a thirteen year old girls brain ;)
  • SquareBanana
    lol. it probably is.

    I just remember when I was 13, i had a thing for leonardo dicaprio. Actually it started when i was 10 and lasted for a couple of years.

    lol.
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    OMG... HARRY POTTER AND ROB!!

    Eh... I didn't just admit I love geeky wizzard boys and compare them to Rob now, did I?

    And congrats on first of course!!
  • SquareBanana
    It's okay. I freaking watch The vampire diaries because of Ian S. Thank god the show is slowly getting better.

    I love geeky wizard boys as well.... they need some loving too. Not everyone can be a big, gigantic bicep. lol
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    I love that show! (*blushes*) It's the closest thing we're going to get to a Twilight TV Series. They even changed Elena's description so she looks more like Bella (in the book she has blonde hair and blue eyes).
  • Shannonsparkles-Teambreakrecs!
    yep, I started watching it cuz it was the closest weekly thing to a Twilight TV series, and then they created this whole other vampire world where vamps have different powers and weaknesses and such. Now I have to keep tuning in so I can figure out all the details of this alternate vamp world.
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    *shrugs* I just watch it for the hot guys...*grins*
  • Dutchie♥F*ckhotS*xonLegs Apr09
    LMAO!! They need some magic love too… but still you can’t compare Daniel Radcliffe with Rob… that’s just insane!
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    LOL - yeah, I watch it too, don't feel bad... :D

    geeky wizard boys are cool, but I like Draco & Lucius as well... that's bad, isn't it... :D
  • SquareBanana
    Nah..... :)
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