Lost for words……. OME do you all see what I see…..butt cr….!
Here is the full glorious pictures of Robert Pattinson from Joepie Magazine in Belgium.
Now lets scroll back up and take a minute of silence while we drool….
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Yumm! And now this is my avitar..
BOOTY!
SMUT!!!!
I would have used the other half of the picture….
Holy Cullen!!!! I'm… I'm…. *speechless*!!!!!!!!
yh54y5e3r4yb vdfgbverwsd
WTH TSH!!!! you are trying to kell me!!!!!!
*droooooooooling*
Third time I beat you!! I'm so sorry my dear… It's the wine – it's giving me vamp speed!
Oh trust me i do too… maybe i'll use that half instead
<—— Loves it!!! haha
*catches breath*
Oh my god!!!!
*drools*
…Look at the….
*licks computer screen*
*flatlines*
ooohhh baby, come to momma
HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*orga*m*
…that is all. have a good evening….I know i will
LMAO
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!
*wonders if she's on the wagon* ROFL!
Drool over iPhone screen
Robert you'll be the death of me, I swear!
Ugh
I beat you so does that mean that I get to trail my fingers over that crack first?
*runs to take cold shower singing*
Smut smut smut..smutty smut smut!
Shouldn't you be incoherent by now?! Been drinking all day! LOL
Congrats though!!
I want some Rob in my mouth right now!
Where are the confetti throwers?!
Muahahaha!!!!! Congrats on first!!!
**fangirl scream** Make love to me Rob!! LMAO!!!
Oh.My.God.
Take.Me.Now.
Please?
That is just the entree…….
I think there is more to come. *licks lips and waits for next rob post*
That is the stuff that dreams are made of eh?
Ferni, my dear, I am burning the wagon along with Jasper's wig!
LOL
catch you later xxx
Look at his expression in the second picture! Hotness to the max… max… max…
Saving it. Of course.
Wow, that IS bootylicious!
yes yes !! you can look at me all days for the rest of my life rob *smirks* aaargh look at that booty! you have been a bad bad boy rob..you deserve some spanking and you know it. *gets ready for some spanking*
Strangely enough these pictures have sobered me up!
Can't stop staring at butt crack & those gray undies
Let's rip the pants off
Count me in CJ!
*does smutty happy dance in the gutter*
First again Bean! You are on a roll!
All aboard the smut wagon! I call front seat!
My tongue is doing a happy dance. it really would like to follow the happy trail oh the treasures it would find!
ohh yeah baby just relax! yummm yummmm
I forking love all the pics!!!!
*looks out of the gutter*
What are you waiting for now get in here for the gutter party!
Oh all the things that we could do to that man!!!
Wow.
ifdkfjsdpfdjkspofksdpofkspofksospfkdsofpsk smut,. smut , smut!!! LMAO!
I wonder if it's possible to get this Wallpaper size?
Me too!!!
**thud**
**dead** lol
Hugging is the last thing on my mind right now….
rob seems to have a bit of a belly in the second pic lol
I think since we've been taking over 1st and 2nd today, we should each get a cheek to nibble on!!
*Crawls on knees toward Rob on sheepskin rug*
you rip thepants off…i'll spank, deal? =D
Okay, TSH, as a wolfgirl you have outdone yourself this time!!!
These are a couple of the most scrumptious, delectable pics out there. The second pic–could just have a picnic right there laid out beside him!
Thanks for the post!
These pics just make me wanna scream:
CREME EGGS!!!!
WTH!!!! I mean I loveeee him but this almost hurt!!! LOL
He looks like he's going to come on the second pic =D
Makes you perk up huh? Certain parts of me did too!
Doesnt everyone? Sigh..
Wallpaper size, what about life-size!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD PLEASE GIVE ME A SLICE OF ROBERT PATTINSON PIE!!!!!!!
How about a picnic laid out ON him?
Whoo-hoo, PARTAY in the gutter!!!
What: PARTAY
When: Now
Where: Gutter
How: ….
What to bring: sham-wows, buttered corn cobs, pocket Edwards, posters, cookies, cupcakes, fake tattoos!!!
*smacks B's hand HARD*
I don't think so! I'm not allowed to look at Chaske & you made me SIT, STAY then sent me to the crate earlier today.
Rob is mine you hear me? ROB IS ALL MINE!!!!
He's my meatsicle that I just can't get enough of. Mmm, lickity like!
Party in the gutter woot woot!
*blows horn* –teehee
A. MEN.
oh sweet lord! All there covers of ROB are really making me tingly! Why is he so gorgeous? That smirk he's got is so beautiful as is he! I'm a proud UK fan! Rob is everywhere i turn literally he's on so many covers its the rise of pattinson
fingers crossed that there's many more covers to come and look forward2 i know i wouldn't mind seeing a sexy photo of him everyday! Oh can't get over how beautiful he is!
*thud heartbeat slowing….
Thanks for coming!! LMAO!!
Hmm, which cheeks?
Congrats!!!
Wallpaper size? What about life-size?
*follows effing*
I'm all over that idea!
lol i think you meant to reply to the comment below me… or above me which ever it is for you
he looks kind of awkward. haha but it reminds me of a shoot ashley green did recently. hahahahah.
**starts running around streaking in the gutter**
This is crazy! LMAO!
Why would you want just one piece?! lol Take the whole d@mn thing!
I say get off the wagon!!!!
I want to get my hands and slowly move them down the nape of his back and do what is needed…which is TAKING OFF THOSE PANTS!!!!!
hahahahahahaha soo funny!
homminah homminah homminah homminah!!!!!!
Rob clearly wants you to follow the happy trail in that second pic!
*runs to pop in Christina Agulara CD of Dirty and lays next to Rob on sheepskin rug*
Mm, we can show you the real meaning of SMUT!
*rolls on top of Rob*
Welcome back unicorns!!!!!!
LMAO! That's the way, RMG!!!
**smacks RMG's @ss!!**
Whoo-hoo!!!
ROFL!!!
The ones curving so beautifully on the right hand of that pic, of course!!
*Laurent voice* Simply mouthwatering!!!
Thank you OMC, I think I will! *runs off with entire RPatz pie*
Nice pic to lie down and snuggle with, eh?
I think the tittle for this pic could be your screen name, right?
niple (L)
ROTFLOL!!
umm..that's because he is. good thing he can cover my body LOL
Yeah, one of my fav smut gals is here!!!
i'll peak over the fence for this.
Gaaa no more is needed this time kjogidkrfjgviorjdf
Don't worry TSH, I have kicked everyone off the wagon and set fire to it. (I actually meant to say 'off the smut wagon' but the wine has got the better of me!)
Rob is definitely asking for it it these pics!
*drool*
….& no hands allowed. Mouths only.
I am already a permanent resident in the gutter… but holy friggin hell…. I can't even contain myself right now…. someone please pull those pants down a little farther!!!! Good Lord…..
Exactly!
I find it hard to find anything not smutty to say about this picture
bwahahahaha XD
yes yes welcome back!
*shakes finger at ILW*
No touching! You have your wolf man! lol
*sprints to Rob on lamb skin*
oh arent we getting fiesty.. i like it!
here *hands cj a horn to blow*
that's why i think it's weird
LMAO! That look on his face just says 'Educate me'!
You forgot the Glitter Sticks!!!
LOL
Lets crank up the fire, get a nice bottle of red, and snuggle in with rob.
The cabin is snowed in and all his attention is on you….
OME. That sounds like a big slice of heaven.
Ill let you have it because I am so nice…..
*peers through window in the snow for the show……*
Oh, yes!!!
There are no words!
oh my robert!!! he has those bedroom eyes…. *faints*
ROFL
POPSICLES!!!!!
Ice ice baby!!!
HOLY GEEZ!! I WANNA LICK HIM!!!
*smacks ILW away from Rob's cheek and exposes teeth dripping with venom*
Haven't we talked about this? STAY AWAY FROM ROB!!!
*hides Taycobs boxers behind H2B's back*
OK, I'll take the left one…
*takes a bite*
That's all I want J, that's all I want…no need the pants off!!! lol
*bows*
Glad I could provide a laugh! lol
*continues singing*
smut smut smut!
We just hit over 100 comments within 12 minutes!!!!!!
Hey, H2B!
I thought I'd meet you here at this gorgeous, sexy Rob-at-his-best pic!
Shouldn't he be taking YOUR pie? Heard it's really delish!!
*lights effing a post-coital cig*
Have fun!
Don't do anything we wouldn't do..
Aaaaah he sure does!
Yes, wolf girls…you can look over the fence too.
Wait…um….f***!
*runs after FL95*
Don't forget the unicorns!
Oh wait, you get a free one of those when you look at these pics!
lol yes!
exactly what i was thinking
ohh i see the trail to the promised land!!
I'm sure if it was Jackson in the same poses, you wouldn't be thinking about hugging him… LOL
OME!!! this is the best unicorn material ever!!!! LOL
I know Rob's asking for my tongue to trace the outline of his grey briefs. Oh what my teeth can do to shred them to nothingness!
*joins everyone streaking in the gutter*
We have been so deprived of our unicorns!
SQUEEEE
Look, look, look…..You can sort of see his but….
*turns computer this way and that…..*
I…am…try..ing…to…get…a..better..look…
*heart beats wildly*
That is just dangerous!
Is it wrong that I want to play around and in Rob's butt crack?
Quick, someone fetch Carlisle! We need a doctor in the house!
Oh, I am quite aware of where I can get the unicorns from…
*gets rabbit fur flogger from bottom drawer*….. you've been a bad boy…. now go to the whipping bench….
Crap!!!
**adds to list!!** Anything else?
I know, He is totally asking for it!!!
**runs around with OMC**
This is SOOOO much fun!!! LMAO!
That's kind of what I was thinking! Just couldn't think of how to say it without being too smutty…the word spread kept coming to mind.
Heeheehee
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Enjoy!
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**blow blow** Me likey!!!
That sounds like my kind of picnic!
*pulls the whipped cream out of the hamper*
Ooooh, I LOVE Rob in your avi. F'ing scrumptious in that pic.
Man that BOY can flirt with that camera like NO other!
Oh Dear Robert… dont ever stop taking pics like that!
OMFG!!! soo hot!!! i love how robs undies r always gray!!!
We have been deprived of our Rob pics, and now he's back..sexier than ever!! lol
uh-huh, happy trail
Is that a unicorn horn? She better be careful..I heard those are big and hard!! Don't want her to chip a tooth!!
OOoohh…………NICE!!!
Someone better warn Butt-Crack Santa that Rob is after his job….
OMR i just fell off my chair “dazzled”
LMAO
No my dear we all do.. and play with other body parts while were at it!
I think it's the angle LOL. He should never take a pic from this angle unless he's got that scruffy jaw look going on.
*In Jessica voice*
I know, right! lol
Aww, come on!! You guys have been slobbering (in various places I might add) over my Taycob for days!!
oh dear lord this is the BEST FRIDAY NIGHT EVER!!!
it was about damn time we had a party in the gutter!
*swooooooooooooon*
Extremely so!! My heart is beating like crazy!! lol
*slaps face* am i dreaming?
*scrolls up again*
HOLY SH*T
*faints*
Oh yeah Daddy C!!! PLs join one of the most amazing pics of your “son” yummm *giggles*
This picture is so buzzzzzzzz worthy!!
I need to get a new cover for my couch completely made from sham-wow!
OMG. OMG. wow. wow……I can't really say anything else. ugh….I should have went into photography!
LMAO Bean!!! You always crack me the hale up!!!
Butt-Crack Santa can get outta here!!! lol
not so much as peaking over the fence, but looking
through the little peep hole that you hide.
LMAO well she needs some practice with something so long and hard in her mouth. A unicorn horn is nothing compared to the real deal
*Hangs head* But this a smut fest!! All welcome!! *walks away, glancing back briefly and noticing the boxers with dragons hand painted on them* Hey, I gave those to Taycob to celebrate his GQ shoot!! Have you been creeping in our house?!
I'm installing a fireplace right away….. can't wait for Christmas if that's what is going to come down the chimney!!!! Holy mother of sexy!!!!
Back away from Rob!!! After all the scolding you've been dishing out to me! *shakes head*
Thanks! Very nice!
Can we have the second larger, too?
LMAO!! That first pic brings about so many scenarios… that lead right to unicorn heaven baby.
You were looking at his face…?
I already have sheets…and pillows… LMAO!
Thank you!
I just found the perfect pic for a Rob pillow!!!!!
*sighs*
FIne, if you put it that way!
*watches ILW run through fence*
I'm sure you don't want me to tell your new husband do you? LOL
why didn't he just take off his pants?? we're seeing ALMOST his butt and ALMOST down the frontside….JUST DO IT ROB!
I know, right?
He's such a tease!
There's no such thing as 'too smutty' on this site – you should know that by now!
Hey!! I don't need a lesson in blowing horns!!! LMAO!
*nibbles right side softly then takes a nice bite, soothing with her tongue* LOL
Hey i'll i need another shamwow just for my drool LOL
gaah yeah we've been very very deprived of rob induced unicors..
*looks up to the sky* i can see the angels falling from heaven now! HALLELUJAH!
Of course…
it depends on your definition of “hugging”
The veins in his forehead are kind of icky. XD That kind of wrecked the pictures for me. Hmmm.
and he wonders why every girl with a heart beat wants HIM!
OH please he knows it! LOL
Rob if your ever in NJ.. come see me
**swoon***
I know Kay…as just when I thought I was so close to the fence..I've never been more far away from it in my entire life! lol
YES! Someone neeeeeds to take those damn pants off him!!!
& all the rest of the clothing for that matter!!!
& then when he is finally lying there, nekkid…you can ALL leave while I !?,€#^? on €$>&&! and then I'll €!#€£! with !&;?!€$#. and I will !?£€$#¥• many times.
oh……my…..god….
*stares in shock*
*falls to the floor and goes into convulsions*
SWEET JESUS!!! oooh, he looks so good in that red plaid!! *licks lips*
and the top of his underwear in that 2nd pic… YOWZA!!!
After I scrutinized his hip-bone for twenty minutes and obsessively memorized every little pixel between his batman tee and his briefs, absolutely.
Im not seeing 12 yr old by any means
im seeing i just blew a load in my pants.
no need to be critical at the gutter party
He's such a tease!
So you're an expert huh? I like a woman with a little experience, especially my imprintees! Can I watch a demo? ; D
it will be the best unicorn material ever for me when i see a pic of him naked. full front.
LOL
i think you're right… but I can't be a100% sure… I guess I'll just have to take some photos of Jackson like that… oh darn ;]
Haha!!! Count me in!!! You can share right?
**starts slapping some bricks together**
Where's the wood?!!? LMAO!
*passes out shamwows*
Here you go love!
We finally have our Rob unicorns back!
Forget the angels we have Rob right there!
*points to pics*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yes Bean is back!!!!!
He's shooting…he understands my needs and is willing to let me play a bit! Not same for him though! His hot dog is all mine! LOL
ill bite…lick…and suck
after he makes love to me =)
As long as he brings some of those 'little bottles'… The kids love those little bottles!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*puts hands in the air and backs away* I shall be back!! Muahahaha!
whipped cream, hard bananas, and ripe cherries?
ohdeargodhesfine!
ok i was never here!
Of course you're talking about suckers! What else? ; )
LMAO ferns!!
I'm no creaper!
*shows ILW the dragon hand painted boxers*
You mean you gave Tay these? He left them as a gift for me when I left him panting and passed out in a hotel in the city. He needed work on his stamina and begged me to help him.
Who'd have thought it would take Rob's buttcrack to knock me off the smut wagon?
Maybe it was the combination of a bottle of vino and Damon Salvatore in a civil war uniform….
Yep, don't want to toot my own horn or anything…but I'm pretty good at horn blowing…LMAO!
filthy mind is ticking right!
Leydy!!! Never!!! LMAO!
Your avatar…**faints**
Rob looks like he's playing with himself in the first pic and he's pissed at the photog for interrupting his rub.
Poor Rob. Never gets alone time.
Tehehe nada mas derrepente me vino a la mente [is that how you write it?]
haha of course not but to accommodate all that is pattinson its better to be prepared
umm i dont think sooo !!!
now I just thought it was about time the old crew came back and what better than a rob post!
Are these new???
Did somebody say Happy Trail?
Lol, I absolutely love these sexy pics.
And congrats on first, again!
paging Dr Cullen!!!!
Pass them on to me when you're done…
Yeah!!! Go TSH, Go TSH!!!!
Whatcha bring though?!!? You HAVE to bring something to the gutter…it better be good.
LMAO!!!!!
Glad that your husband is soooo understanding! lol
I think she needs one of his injections!
*gasp* what lies!!
I have been instructing him night and day and he needs NO further help on keeping me happy all night long! He's quite enthusiastic about his lessons!
*gasp* Im already soooo ummm “happy” and you say that to me!!! OME umm excuse me ummm…i need a cold shower now! LOL
ahahahahahahaha
after you're done you hand it to me and i give you his smooth @ss. cause i tell you..those are some baby soft cheeks, those will keep your hands busy, since you won't be needing them at first. *grins*
I am stuck on repeat…. I look….. I enjoy *PG version (wink wink)*…. smoke a post enjoyment cigarette…… look again….
Amen!!! We are back people!!! Muhahaha!!!
Definitely not looking at his forehead!!!
well girl! I love it!!! you really know how to do things!!! MWAHHHHH!!! thank you!!!!
Throw in some popsicles and creme eggs and you have my dream picnic!
you don't think what? that he can't cover my body??? *checks pic again* well i can't see myself under him. LMAO
Love it! I hope you bought more than one can…..I heard he's packing LMAO
*runs up in sexy nurse outfit* Dr. Cullen is delayed, but is there any way I can help?
; )
I have never seen so many avi pics change so quickly! LOL
I still can't get over these. I'm trying to restart my heart, steady my breathing and stop drooling… & it's not working.
*thud*
what….bananas? Is that a euphemism for something/
LOL
deal! we make a good smutty team Kay
That's what Rob said to me when I met him in a small dark bar in Manhattan. He looked deep into my eyes then wandered down to look at my slightly swollen lips. He just knew that I could show him moves, teach him how to worship the body beautiful of that of a lady with curves.
Rob keeps calling me now LOL.
the UNICORNS are BACk!!!….lol
Holey Buckets!!!! I just wanna reach slowly down the front of that 2nd picture….. wow!!!!
derrepente va separado -> de repente.
and btw…are you sure you went to booty heaven? because i know you are no angel *smirks*
im LMAO at TSH's comment and now yours!
Oh my oh my!! Yup, got alot of happy and dirty thoughts going through my mind!! That hip bone is just begging to be licked and nibbled!!! But for now i'll just sit and stare and dream for all erternity…damn this guy is just too much!!
yes just take off all your clothes and that will bring her around! But remember only I'm allowed to touch!
*hands over new pair of button flies*
Or, wait, should you even bother?
Umm…. I need bricks stat…. I just ripped a hole in the wall, the roomy is getting kinda mad… he doesn't understand…. help please… will share buttcrack santa….
i thought it was about time!!!!
*boob bump* sister!!!!!!
we're back and we're bad!!!!
These are REALLY good! Almost enough to make me say “Make love to me, Rob!”
What? Who said that?
ROTF!!!
He sure is! I have my stockings out ready….
the big long cold one….? That will do the trick!
Nope, not twelve,,,umm, 18, maybe, still legal.
Even youn-looking Rob–Yum Yum!
oh yeah screw the angels i was hallucinating after seeing such pics but my haze is over.
*grabs shamwow* and i'll have a shamwow snuggie too ;D
LMAO
well then i'll take away tay from your lessons tonight and practice with him since your too busy with rob…
Ah ok.. *takes notes*
I'm SO an angel, KAY!
Just_because my halo MIGHT be a little dirty doesn't mean I've changed!
LOL
Congrats on first!
AHH… to wake up to that face everyday…. Robert take me away….
*daydreaming of Rob*
Excuse me while I mop up the drool.
oh its hard on a Rob post…I'm trying!!!!!
Wait….is Rob hard…..
mwahahaha let the fun begin!
no cpr then? ok! lemme get her up and then WE can play!
*waves smelling salts under Leydy and shoes her this* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRaED0-LuR4
hahaha…..I knew the butt crack would get everyone going!
<Denzel Washington> Damon Salvatore ain't got NOTHIN' on Robward Cullen!!</Denzel Washington>
You know what'd make Damon REALLY HOT! If he took a stake and stabbed Edward rip-of- haha, oops, I mean, Stephen (dear me!) right through the chest and ended that loser's misery. You saw the BOUFFANT and the blue-jeans shirt he wore in last night's episode. SMDH.
Oh, and snapped the neck of that Elena girl too…
VD needs a new lead and it should be Damon.
LOL
I don't care about the angle of his face!
Silly girl! So much going on in that pic!
he just needs to walk around nekkid all the time…never wear clothes!
There will be many illegal things done to these pics tonight ; )
I can't believe how tongue-twisted and speechless I am, I may need a medic.
I sell shamants, shampris, and shamorts. All you have to do is sign away your rights to Chaske in blood (Here and here – *points to contract* It is legal and binding…)
The Sham set offers twice the protection when you are also wearing shamanties….
Sparkler Revival Kit is here!!
*waves smelling salts and then plays Rob porn for Leydy*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRaED0-LuR4
*hands over popsicle*
The move with the leg up in the air over his shoulder while he's pressing up against you pinned to the wall is my signature move. He told me you couldn't handle it and after being with me, he just couldn't give it up.
*Walks forward to dig stiletto heel into ILW as the final stab to the heart*
you can spank his a$$
while i ride his disco stick =)
ROTF…!!
Shamwow?
WOW!! I NEED A FREEZING COLD SHOWER!!!
Pssst! Love!
*whispers*
While all the vamp girls are so distracted, we should find Taycob! No competition right now!
In fact, we could probably drag him right into the middle of all of this, tear his clothes off with our teeth, and ravish him without anyone noticing a thing!
Ok ok…. I agree…. I was trying not to be greedy….. screw that…. I am greedy….. OFF WITH THE PANTS!!!!!!
Running up:
Hey, I know CPR (and I'm already wearing scrubs!)
I can help!
your halo is NOT a little dirty…it's GRIMY!!!
and I shall remind you…your mother bought you horns you might as well put them on from now on LOL
not disappointed at all….i even like the one where the top of his jeans really just yeah i don't know now i'm suddenly disoriented, and i have no clue why?
OI you!!!! you harming my lover!!! I will have to come get you!!!!!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY….POPSICLES!!!!!!!!!!!
Lollypop my a$$ LOL
I know what you really meant…
(goes to see for herself being a non believer…) BRB
sure sure you can bite, lick & suck his earlobe
cause ill be riding his stick =)
ooooo thats tastes good….how about a hot dog now….I need to warm up!!
*Brings out her whip* What was that?! Stay away!
You will not be back!!! I even took GQ Taylor off my twitter avi….it just felt wrong. lol
LMFAO
I want a bulk shipment to the UK!!!
sure buddy, keep thinking like that
after all he was thinking of me =)
*austin powers voice*
yeah baby yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
I know!!!!! *deep breaths* *deep breaths*
no no not working!!!
We need Daddy C in here toooooo!!!
Let me go check….. I get back to you in a few hours…..um…..maybe a few days….. don't wait up
Let me go check….. I get back to you in a few hours…..um…..maybe a few days….. don't wait up
*blows misty fan remembering that move* Trust me, he handles me all night every night and I have no complaints! But thanks for teaching him that..keep Rob, I need a hot man right now! LOL
You know you like when I go all dominatrix on your a$$. You even asked me to pull out my whips and chains (can we say whips and chains on here? WHAT? OH I just did)
I also pulled out my special Athena swing…
Okay, that line is too tempting not to reply to…
LOL
Carliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssslllllee!!
Sorry Ivy, Dr Cullen is a bit, er… tied up at the minute. I'll send him round to see to you later…
no hun don't do it….I just needed to release some smut and I'm imagining Paulex's butt crack….paulex nekkid…..PUMPING PAULEX!!!!!!!
It's not bad that he looks 12. He's still scrumptious.
You did WILFY, you did!!! LMAO!!
Come on over to this side of the fence…it's a “hard” life…but we get a lot of enjoyment out of it..
FYI: I'm all cleaned up now!.. LOOK at me http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchan... LMAO
And i shall not wear THAT…LOL
*looks up* is she still down? More extreme measures may be needed!!
WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*scoffs at the thought of signing away her right s to Chaske*
Since I rather be naked, the shamanties or shamants don't work for me. I know what you're trying to do and it won't work! Chaske is in the same town as I am and it could very easily happen that we bump into each other, get freaky hot, have him introduce me to Rob then I'll dump him like a bad habit!
well its better than seeing the darn red cross!
My word TSH!! Perhaps, I should mod your comment! LMAO!
Hale yes!! I need a hot dragon right now!! Let's go!
you wish leydy, you wish!! no man will ever look at a girl after he's been with me LMAO
Yes, he's back! Although I'm ignoring him slightly right now… too distracted by these Rob pics….
well helloooo there WR….how are you doing…..How ya likin the pics girl!!!
many welcomes for the or…ga…sm…oops
I mean unicorns…
*whispers..that is the code word right…lmao
Hugging – two matching parts (such as 2 arms or 2 legs) wrapped around another person.
YEP! It counts! LOL
GONE TO HEAVEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!
What can I say…He's asking for it in that pic..
In that 2nd pic, he looks like he's saying “Come lay with me”
Oh, Rob u shouldn't tease your fans like that……hehehe
now thats what I am talking about!!!!!
I could so eat a creme egg right now!
OMG….. seriously…. I feel like I am finally home again… I love you girls!!!
LMAO @ little bottles. After these pics I may need a case, on second hand I have to enjoy this fully sober.
You're right! I have “bigger” issues to deal with…Jamy and I are gonna find Taycob!
LOL
well if I had a vibrating Paulex doll….thats what I would call it!
hello again love…
…care to share another bottle of blush??!!
I think he had this in plan.
All his ex followers left him for wolves.. then he pulls out these bad boys..
Sneaky bugg he is!
I know. I know. Hip-bone is connected to our pelvic bones.
You can do the mouth to mouth – I will do compressions (starts humming – ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST – 100 beats per minute…) LOL
*watcheds popsicle come in and out of TSH's mouth and snatches it away* That was for Leydy!
*takes out giant sausage* Now THIS is for us! Wanna share?
The Salvatore bros are only a vamp substitute while I wait for New Moon and the new series of True Blood… but they'll do!
Know what you mean about the rip-off – I know TVD was written first, but last night… 'How long have you been 17?' 'I've been 17 since 1864…' WTF?!
Naughty indeed! I think I know a few lusty ladies around here that would fight each other for the chance to give him that spanking! LOL
No problem!!! And I believe the wood is on it's way…just start mixing some clay together…I'll build the mantel! LMAO!
Did you get there on a unicorn?!
; )
You forgot *blow*
is that don't wait 'UP' or 'DOWN'…….
do I need to look 'UP' or 'DOWN'…….
SAY IT ……..SAY IT OUT LOUD!!!!
Whoo-hoo!!! That's the spirit!!! lol
I knew that would bring you back!!!!
Your lover is fine! She liked the sex move I taught Tay. But if she thinks I'm done with him she's poorly mistaken. I've heard rumors that Paulex might swing by to NYC to shag some time with me too.
*walks away seductively and goes back to ravishing Rob's entire body*
Yes, please I'm feeling all hot and bothered and could use a drink!
You came!! LMAO!
Ha!!! You tell me…on second thought…I'll be back!!!!
hello from heaven MG!!! and yeah Im welcoming the unicors!!! Come on all of them!!! LOL
Go find him! I think I saw him hanging out in my bedroom…..sans shirt. *looks innocently at you*
ROTF!!!!!
So true. This is Robward we're talking about. I should prefer popsicles…
Paulex going to NYC……well *get the whip* he'll need some punishing tonight!!!
If I had a vibrating Jackson doll it would be called The Rathboner….
yeaaah sure sure!!! you want me to believe that huh..
I still see this http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser...
you won't trick me with those brainwashing techniques
NO H2B – I love you and all but you can not borrow my wolf teeth or claws. Sorry. I would have to disinfect adfterwards…. Eeeeeewwwww!
(runs away to listen and watch more Chaske)
OMG I like my salami!!!!!!!
Some parts of it are harder than others…
She's up!!
*pushes TSH against the wall and ravishes her mouth*
Whew! Thanks for pulling me back from the edge!
Good idea…..I'm thinking Taycob half-naked….Taycob completely naked…..in my bed……showing me what those gorgeous muscles can do! *DRAGON*
Oh yeah!!! Rob who?
home sweet home……
I missed this so much!! Such a nice send off for me too!
That's EXACTLY what I said. Like the photographer interrupted Rob and his rendezvous with his Playboy.
*pushes way to the front of the queue*
This is the succulent type too!! I know how much you like juicy meat!
Btw, if anyone comes on here saying we are a bunch of sexually frustrated women who have nothing better to do but swoon at Rob…this may be true…but we don't care!!!
You would have to be blind NOT to see how SEXY he is!!
LMAO!
I was wondering were everyone was…. and then I see the new pics of Rob and that answered my question…. So whats the head count on fainting women???
LMAO
Where's Shamanties when we need her and her shamwow panties???
yes there were too many people on this side of the reservation now
*grabs pointy booty and starts kicking'
'GO ON Shove off!!!!'
LMAO
Oh he is not for you! (cracks whip)
Do I need to punish you again? Are you being a bad girl trying to steal my WOLF? (cracks whip)
Don't make me put you in the crate! You will sign my contract!!!!
LOL
Somehow I think you all like it hard
Just a feeling I get.
Nah, I've regained my sanity. Taylor is plenty hard for me!
LMFAO
A lollipop you want to suck or lick….or maybe even both???
Sign here and here.
I will ship tomorrow and include a lovely athena catalog…
nothing like the juicy stuff!!!
And what about you….what are you enjoying??
WET TAYCOB……*sighs*
Thats just does it for me!
LMAO!!! I need some stat!! lol
HALE YEAH!!!!
I've been waiting weeks for this!!!! Now this is what I call a send off!!!
haha Naughty indeed….*remembers Rob saying naughty on Twi dvd*
I CAN'T GET THAT LIL WAYNE SONG OUT OF MY HEAD NOW!!!
DAMN you Spunk Ransom!! LOL
TSH – BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO!! WHY THE F is Stephen 17? I mean, damn yo. At least Rob could pull off 17. This dude has James Van Der Beek syndrome. He looks 30. Do these vamps happen to look older as time passes or something?
Yesterday was the third time I tried with this show and I just can't take it. It's supra-lame. There's nothing and no one to root for and the cast is weak.
Ian's OK but not enough to hold my interest.
Oh darn! No worries Jacksper is here!
Like a diamond, no? I wonder if THIS diamond sparkles…
OMG the Rathboner strikes again!!!!
I'll get you Jasper doll and put a battery pack on it!
Oooh… thank you…. I can't wait for Robby to come climbing down my chimney!
We're sharing love!! *places her lips next to TSH's and starts nibbling*
What are we waiting for???
*grabs Wolfie by the hand*
Taylor! Come out, come out, wherever you are!
*tugs shirt down to show more cleavage*
We'll find him. I'm sure he'll soon appear when he realizes that two hot and sexy women are on his trail, ready to give him the ride of his life!
Alright…but remember, there is always a place here in the gutter..I mean…on this side of the fence! lol
*smirks*
I heard that my dear! lol
How many times I have wanted to say that to Rob! *sigh*
*thinks of unicorns*
Oh bloody hell. The sugar high is fading! I think I need to eat before I get ready for Paulex LOL.
Seriously, thanks love for the smut. It's been far too long.
RFLMAO … see what I mean? One track mind.
Ivy u took the words right out of my mouth. When I first saw the 2nd pic my heart was pounding so hard I thought is was going to come right out of my chest. He looks look so ffen hot.
Congrats on first Bean!!
Smut Wagon toot toot!!
So many thoughts so many thoughts!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Sexy is Back!!!!!!!
TO ROBERT
you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you
help me
i broke apart my insides
help me
i've got no soul to sell
help me
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself
i want to f*** you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to f*** you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything
help me
tear down my reason
help me
it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me
think of somebody else
i want to f*** you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to f*** you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you
get
me closer to god
through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
from inide your hive
you are the reason i stay alive
=) oh im soo going to be modded
Well, don't want you to doubt my love and devotion to you! *sucks TSH's earlobe and nibbles gently on it* Don't want you to forget me!
The Rob-bit??
*runs out calling Taycob's name*
LOL
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if Rob's what's coming on Christmas to my house then…..
*begins to take out of closet “I've been a naughty, naughty, naughty girl” Christmas socks*
Me too!!! She promised me some purple ones, Emmett flavored!!!
LMAO
Well…. if want to look…. you'll wanna look up an down….LMAO
Me neither…make sure you leave THESES cookies for this santa! lol
*big smile*
I know, right?
LMAO you girls are awesome!
Yelling at Rob…
TAKE IT OFF!!!
Heheha!!!!
Wanna swap?
oh no no .. I've got more than one track!
; )
LOL…**GASP**
NOOO!… hmm, evil Kay, you're HER!… you're starting to be in denial too…8)
*giggles and links fingers with Jamy* Can't wait to find him! I've been practicing my seat!! *looks down at Jamy's cleavage and runs a finger provocatively on the cami's edge, glancing up to see her love with parted lips* You look very sexy tonight, whatever shall I do with you? ; )
I'm waiting for Ceci to see these pics so she can jump back to the vamp side LOL
*sits and waits for Ceci*
send off???? Are you leaving???? What have I missed?
oh please. i was around way before you came along. and we've shared before. remember our pack motto: sharing is caring.
and its not like its the 1st time he'd come to me for another round of pleasure.
he's very: open-minded.
LTCB!!! Smut PARTAY!!!! LMAO!
My, my…that popsicle must've tasted REAL good!!
Some parts are larger than others…!
This is fun!! Like the olden days! LOL
You're still talking about the VD? James Van Der Beek. Yep. Dawson and Stefan irritate the sh*t out of me in equal measure.
*high five*
we sure dont!!!! I wonder how many comments will get reported on this post… LMAO
What the hale did you say?!!!? LMAO! To Twitter…
LOL..you're right..we have shared before, but remember he comes back home with me!
Yeah, where is she?!!? I'll text her…
I wrote to you on twitter. Read it.
minus the clothes it most certainly does!
LMAO! That made me think of us all lined up together, arms crossed over our chests, with bad @ss looks on our faces…wearing sexy lingerie!! LMAO!
Or a Tootsie Pop…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2xMGI-QpZw
just look at Robert's face. YES THE FIRST PIC
what do you think???
think hard & naughty
=)
you'll have your answer
somehow, I think I may well be DRIVIN' the forking smut wagon!
aww, thx for dedicating it to us…
woohoo!
Wet Taycob plays a large role in my fantasies!!!!!
So does sweaty Taycob, I'm sure you can figure out WHY he's sweating
yes work commitments….I'll be gone and not around as much till about christmas
(
lol, ummm… Just 10 more minutes, I promise. Keep Daddy C busy for me and we can happily swap.
Oh I'm always in the gutter! And thanks for the offer, it's nice to know I have a spot if I decide to come over.
oh we so need a uniform…..I think going alittle dominatrix would be cool….to scare all the people that can't handle this!
He doesn't answer…apparently he's exhausted…and has fallen asleep.
photography for twipornography for sure!
*keeps ROTFLOL*
how come u missed that comment! LOL!
yes all off!!!
can you imagine…Edward not Rob all nekkid….
I wonder if he would sparkle in all the right places?? You think the tip would have like a HUGE diamond on it?!
ROFL
COULD CARE LESS!!!! LMAO!
yup!! It's a dirty job, BUT I WILL DO IT! hell, I would pay to do it. hahhahahaha. The pics would not turn out so well I'm afraid.
**stares at leydy's avatar…**
holy SPIT you got that together just beautifully… I think I may be lusting after it!
LMAO!
Woot woot for sexy arse Rob!
Smut party!!! Just like old times!!!
Thought you would like my dictionary but I should warn you that it says here in the fine print that all parts of Rob are H2B's personal property… So there may be a complication in your plan…
Runs away screaming H2B they are trying to “hug” Rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think we would go blind.
I'm pissed about a lot of sh** right now. It feels good to verbally abuse VD regularly.
**snort** we're pulling them over to our side TSH – NO ONE can resist the influence of Rob-i-flu…
LOL – when are you NOT imagining Paulex?!
sugar…..here have a HOT DOG!!! Get some protein down ya!!!
yup… cuz vampires are always hard…
LMAO!
Disco stick!!!!!
You are the naughty one, Leydy! lol Love you!
Of course you do! I have a spot on the wolf side, right?!!?
wooooooooooo
good ole Fed ex and it'll be here in 2-3 days!
I knew you would…..GREEDY!!!!
Every time I post a new comment…it takes me back to the top of the post…it's several minutes before I can scroll down again. lol
Exactly!! I love it!!
ah yeah! I don't DO things half heartily….
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
baaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
The End.
I did exhaust him last night, we played Chase the Dragon ALL night!!
What are you pissed about? What did I miss?
Love the avi!!!
Heck yes!!!
LMFAO! Did you?? in my room? that's rude. haha
that just never happens…. I must stop feeling people up on the bus….everytime I close my eyes and think of Paulex I grab people…I'm giving myself a bad name…..!!
well he has to get work out and nothing like extra curricular activities to get it!!
doesnt it make you think of the old days??? LOL
LOL – either that, or you have an audience of people just waiting for their daily entertainment…
well he sure could take your eye out with the size of that thing!
Hold it, dance with it…..play with it!!!!
well, darlin', if you're the one modding, I wonder how long it will be before you take them down?
**memories of the virgin post float through my head**
LMAO
Yep, we are bringing it back! Whoo-hoo!!!
Don't worry, I changed your sheets…it got a little messy, eating hot dogs and whatnot…LMAO!
Funny how Lil Wayne never served much of a musical purpose for me … until NOW that is. *wink*
*Goes off to download song to MP3*
I saw her on Twitter and i tweeted her that we were waiting for her, and she just disappeared
I think the vibrating rob doll was the worst!! I never mod her by the way….someone got to it before I did!
amen – even our wolf-girls agree that Rob's looking DAMN good up there…
have to try it on the nice people next time!!!
the goal is to sit next to the drop-dead gorgeous guys that are on the train…
**looks around wildly** are there any?!
It's ice cold… (shivers)
lol
Snowy!!! I know, they can not resist him in all his sexiness!
No answer form Text either. :(
Ok, chick. Explain to me tomorrow or email me. Not work one though. Going to bed for now. Cya later.
LOL – yeah, I was having fun seeing just how long that comment stayed up there… so much for your 10 minutes, bb…
I think you were just laughing too hard to manipulate the mouse…
oh HALE, i just distracted myself…..
**mind drifts off to pervy thoughts**
yes I miss the old days!!
Now I just wish Darcy was here!!!
who COULD?!
ANOUNCEMENT!!! Chapter 9 of our chain-fic Now What? has been updated!!!
Authored by our very own Bean!!!!
Wheeee!!!!
I know …we're all ready on two pages!!! I think its a record!!!
Thank goodness there are no mods on twitter…lol
reported??? what about removed?? LOL!
Did you just blow your horn! lol!
Do it again, do it again!!!!
**gasps**
you… you had GQ Taylor on your avi?!!?
I'm utterly (no, not really) shocked!
and a little jealous?
yup. of COURSE it felt wrong. Rob. Has to be Rob.
LOL – oh TSH, are you forgetting something? Rob is MINE, Paulex is YOURS… step AWAY from the Rob-i-flu…
so true!!! But are we any worse on there?!
LMAO!!! Alright, if I must….I suppose I won't mind doing it again…;)
yes I was…I just wanted other people to have tears of laughter!
We were at 400 at the hour mark too! It's crazy!!! Yeah for us and smut! lol
**searches frantically for my paddle**
no safe words around HERE, Rob darlin'!
for which we are eternally grateful!
rarely!!!
(
dang!
well then we;d have to mod to remove them!
I'll take my Pumping Paulex over your Rampant Rob-it anyday!!
who knew the old crew had it in them!!! I've had a blast!….AM having a blast!
Rampant Rob-it… LMAO…
muuuuuuuch better than that vamp!
but, we both know, if either of our boys got sand in our beds, we wouldn't kick them out… LOL
he reeks of sexy!
Rawr! You're so hot, love! I know what you should do, come join me at the party and I'll tell you…..
LOL…I'm coming!!
Enjoy (snicker) they are very absorbent…
Me too!!! This is th NMM I came to love! Still do, but nice to have the old times back!
Absolutely saturated in it!! lol
No problem here…I'll just fight TSH for Paulex, hehe
*deep in thought*
what exactly are you congratulating her on>?>???? ;]
'cause if your talking about unicorns…you're going to have to congratulate everyone on this site!…
ROB…i can't even….come up with a sentence…that makes enough sense for you to understand just how you made us all feel with this pics…
*cleaning off drool*
yeah i can't even breath right
*fans self*
ok yep i know what to do now
*goes to look for some unicorns*
*in wilmer valderrama's voice*
ooooooooh WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
She's the awesomeness that is Effing!! I was just happy to see her…that's all!! *clears throat and darts eyes around* LOL
Hey TSH!!!! Look at Brooklyn2376's avi. She took that pic herself when Rob was filming Remember Me. I'm not the only one who stalked him in NYC! LOL
HOLY SH**!!!!!
***FAINTS ***
Precisely! I give him the BEST workouts!
good to know…lmao…is just..i'm sorry you can't blame with this pictures in front of my face!..haha
wait.. it's just a lie.. is it???
say..it.. jus say it.. out loud..
Lol
BAHAHAHAHA!!! love it!
Sorry Mods!! Slip of the tongue! Thanks for the reminder!
then i get jacob. it'll be like musical chairs!
Speaking of tongue……..
I mean. Can you IMAGINE taking photo after photo after photo of Rob?
For like an hour???????
No words.
Love your avi! <3
What no adult content on a smut post?
NOW WHAT do we do?
For a bit, but he must be home in my bed later!
lol there is only bedroom in those eyes for me hahahaha i can see somethin else………….
)
Lizzie
damn rite hahaha u sed it sister!!!
Lizzie
mmmm, NO i couldn't imagine that!!!
because i would literally die!!
serioulsy… taking pics of Rob on a FURRY RUG for like an HOUR…
*scrolls back up to pictures*
nope, my brain just can't handle that much imagination!!
hehe…you are clever
Yes Rob please do Playgirl and show us “Big Ben” *wink*
taylor or jacob? cos you know he's not yours or mine's. we gotta share now. especially with all the rest of the other girls. but after nov.19 12:01 am were not letting in any more newcomers. as per jimh's orders! i've already told scarlett and the rest to make up their minds for team swiss or team wolf.
i meant as in we'll be exchanging for a long time. lol. like musical chairs. a fun never ending game.
NOW WHAT did I do?
*wink*
I hope you can come to NYC too! OH isn't that far away.
I don't want newcomers either!! But he is mine..I love him..LOL…I'm his Mrs!!
But I know, sharing is caring, blah blah blah LOL
Me too! I could maybe come for a weekend! It would be amazing!
girl, we ALL love him!! LOL.
you think i want new comers? eff that!! your his mrs but im the mistress! LOL its a twofer!
hey you share with jimmy. but i know: soulmate, blah blah blah
I am RIGHT there with ya, Bean!!!
HO to the LY to the COW!!!
What would it be like to wake up next to THAT!?!?!?!?
My pants would NEVER be dry!!!!
Well look who the eff it is!
Easy on those wet dreams, sweetie…they're running out of sheets at Linens and Things.
Hehe..just caught this!!
*rob commentary voice*
Saucy!!
LOL..blah blah blah
Oh
My
EFFIN'
GOD!!!
Forget the booty shot!
Freakin' happy trail!
Boxer Brief Shot!
and the partial V shot!!!!
And here I thought purchasing the New Moon Soundtrack was going to be the HIGHLIGHT of my day.
BOY WAS I WRONG!! ON SO MANY LEVELS!!
*tightens Sham Wow bib so as to catch ALL the drool*
Hummina Hummina!
LMAO
I saw what u did there….hahaha
LMFAO!!! BEAN!!
Okay, I was waiting to write something dirty, but this ^^ cracked me up!! Pun intended!!
To effing funny woman!
LMFAO!!
WTH did you say? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
ROFL!! Good job, madam!
Congratulations!! What a first! I have to ask though- what's the “bean” for? Is it like, Vanilla Bean? Mexican Jumping Bean? Rob-flavored Jelly Belly Jelly Bean? I'm jealous that your comment is forever the closest one to Rob and all his glorioushnbbrlpzzdlcxhjk…. *trails off in an incoherent puddle of goo*
lol at twipornography
*facepalm*
oh my….
He does! and then he wonders why girls go crazy for him?!
Emmet FLAVORED!?? LMAO!
This post = Rob-i-flu concentrate!!
Sign me up!! “Just one more take Rob, no one more”
lol – I think it was up for only 24 hours.
It just felt wrong. But Taylor does look very nice in those GQ pics….I can't deny him.
By hot dog…..I'm inferring you mean what I think you mean. *throws mattress out window* lol
HAHAHAHAH! That's absolutely PERFECT!!!!
Rob-i-flu concentrate… LMAO… we could run with this… we already have liquid form, we could add Rob-i-flu Ultra, (how much more could you get than this post, that didn't involve a playgirl shoot, right?)
**mind drifts off again**
DAMMIT!!
HAHAHAHAH! That's absolutely PERFECT!!!!
Rob-i-flu concentrate… LMAO… we could run with this… we already have liquid form, we could add Rob-i-flu Ultra, (how much more could you get than this post, that didn't involve a playgirl shoot, right?)
**mind drifts off again**
DAMMIT!!
an hour???? I'd have to stretch that sh*t out for like 12 hours!! Rob-sex-ward would be EXHAUSTED by the time I got done with him!!
Oh yes, this man is definitely sex-on-a-stick! YUM!
ahhhh-hahahahaha!!! LMFAO *breathe* LMFAO!
I know! I watch it b/c I'm in need of a vampire fix, what with True Blood done for a while and waiting on NM…….and it's ok so far, but I gotta admit, it's getting pretty stupid with the Twilight rip-offs. 'specially when they had the book on there and Damon made the snide remark about “what's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's whipped.” GRRRRRRR! back the f**K off!!
Y'know, in that second pic even I can see what all the drooling is about!
I need to think of Charlie, I neeed tp think of Charlie, I need to think of Ro…Charlie!
TSH – why were you posting at 3am (UKtime)?
Or were these pics enough to keep you awake half the night too?
PS – Missed you girls – it's good to be back…so many posts to catch up..where to start? Oh yes…with bRob and bedroom eyes…MUST THINK OF CHARLIE!
Eh… you couldn't warn my last night, could you… I missed this freaking post by 15 minutes!!! But congrats on first, my lady…
So… let me see what do we have here…
That lazy grin… that sexy stare…. effing unbelievable!
Oh… I am looking …and looking ….and looking at this pic…. so wishing it will suddenly turn three dimensional…
I love to trail my fingers under that shirt….
I want to crawl inside this picture…
I have to admit this pic is the best Rob pic I have seen so far… it just says it all… come-hither, lay down beside me, on top of me, share this rug with me, lick me, trail your fingers down my happy trail, f-ck me!
I am sorry I am keeping my mouth shut now…
Hey Saxon!! Don't you just love to wake up to a view like this???
Hey, being a huge fan of the saga like me, I thought you may like to see some of my own designs.
I've recently created my own New Moon/ Eclipse Poster Graphics, and would greatly appreciate it, if you checked them out on my Youtube channel.
All, Layouts, effects and modifications are created by me, even Edward's shine effect.
I'm pleased with the outcome.
As I have no clue of how this will look in the movie, this effect is purely my interpretation of the image, I dipict from reading the book.
PLEASE RATE & COMMENT HOWEVER YOU FEEL.
I really want to see what all you wonderful fans think, positive and negative.
I may even post an email to this site, and see if I can get a selection of them uploaded, so that they may feature them on this homepage.
That would make me so proud.
Here are the links to my designs, hope you like them….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4kMC-ScRR8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOnWbJErVAg
Also, you can check out my additional Twilight/ New Moon videos by exploring my channel.
For those of you who do take the time to check out my designs & rate and comment on them, thank you so much, it really does me a lot.
My name is Simon btw, I'm 22 and I live in the UK.
Have a nice day.
Love your avi.
Hey, being a huge fan of the saga like me, I thought you may like to see some of my own designs.
I've recently created my own New Moon/ Eclipse Poster Graphics, and would greatly appreciate it, if you checked them out on my Youtube channel.
All, Layouts, effects and modifications are created by me, even Edward's shine effect.
I'm pleased with the outcome.
As I have no clue of how this will look in the movie, this effect is purely my interpretation of the image, I dipict from reading the book.
PLEASE RATE & COMMENT HOWEVER YOU FEEL.
I really want to see what all you wonderful fans think, positive and negative.
I may even post an email to this site, and see if I can get a selection of them uploaded, so that they may feature them on this homepage.
That would make me so proud.
Here are the links to my designs, hope you like them….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4kMC-ScRR8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOnWbJErVAg
Also, you can check out my additional Twilight/ New Moon videos by exploring my channel.
For those of you who do take the time to check out my designs & rate and comment on them, thank you so much, it really does me a lot.
My name is Simon btw, I'm 22 and I live in the UK.
Have a nice day.
Hey, being a huge fan of the saga like me, I thought you may like to see some of my own designs.
I've recently created my own New Moon/ Eclipse Poster Graphics, and would greatly appreciate it, if you checked them out on my Youtube channel.
All, Layouts, effects and modifications are created by me, even Edward's shine effect.
I'm pleased with the outcome.
As I have no clue of how this will look in the movie, this effect is purely my interpretation of the image, I dipict from reading the book.
PLEASE RATE & COMMENT HOWEVER YOU FEEL.
I really want to see what all you wonderful fans think, positive and negative.
I may even post an email to this site, and see if I can get a selection of them uploaded, so that they may feature them on this homepage.
That would make me so proud.
Here are the links to my designs, hope you like them….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4kMC-ScRR8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOnWbJErVAg
Also, you can check out my additional Twilight/ New Moon videos by exploring my channel.
For those of you who do take the time to check out my designs & rate and comment on them, thank you so much, it really does me a lot.
My name is Simon btw, I'm 22 and I live in the UK.
Have a nice day.
Hey, being a huge fan of the saga like me, I thought you may like to see some of my own designs.
I've recently created my own New Moon/ Eclipse Poster Graphics, and would greatly appreciate it, if you checked them out on my Youtube channel.
All, Layouts, effects and modifications are created by me, even Edward's shine effect.
I'm pleased with the outcome.
As I have no clue of how this will look in the movie, this effect is purely my interpretation of the image, I dipict from reading the book.
PLEASE RATE & COMMENT HOWEVER YOU FEEL.
I really want to see what all you wonderful fans think, positive and negative.
I may even post an email to this site, and see if I can get a selection of them uploaded, so that they may feature them on this homepage.
That would make me so proud.
Here are the links to my designs, hope you like them….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4kMC-ScRR8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOnWbJErVAg
Also, you can check out my additional Twilight/ New Moon videos by exploring my channel.
For those of you who do take the time to check out my designs & rate and comment on them, thank you so much, it really does me a lot.
My name is Simon btw, I'm 22 and I live in the UK.
Have a nice day.
I totally agree with you CJ!
Gosh there are no legal words for describing that delicious man!
that piece of belly is just………………..
I think that;s going to me MORE than we all can manage to see. But if that's what it takes, too see that as the last thing before I go blind.. I wouldn't uhm mind
OMC!!!!
My pants would never be ON what do you think of that
“big halo above her head”
ROBsicles!!
LMAO!!
We need some sexy photo shoots of Charlie like this…. Hale, we haven't even seen a shirtess pic of him yet!
I wish I had some really funny and interesting story behind it… but I don't. It's just a nickname, just bean.
A whole lot of spunk is in that picture!
Love your name! ^^
And agree with you on everything!
OMR! LMAO
I'm in!! Would hate to miss it lol
“brings towels to mop the floor because of drool and other body fluids”
For those kind of pics you would have to raid my personal collection….goes off to drool again!
I'm definitely in the wrong line of work.
Uh, can I suggest Rob-zac?
Perks you right up and out of your funky mood quicker than the real thing.
F'ing awesome snap. Get me some of that, stat!! It's freezing in NY.
“Bangin inside a tent.” It's funny how that is the only thing I remember from your comment.
Now you are speaking my language. And that's a capital offense, because we all know that he premediated that sh*t.
Hahahahha
JP: Alright <comes down from her throbbing immaculate unicorn and hands CF her camera> That's enough for today.
Rob: <still on his back, lighting up his cig> You sure about that, sweetie? I think your assistant wants more of me.
JP: <turns to CF, whispering> Oh will you wipe that drool off your chin, you're getting it all over the camera!
Rob: <takes a deep drag, his full lips widening to a grin>
CF: <knees weaken, imagining she's the cig> Uh… uh… uh <whimpers>
Rob: <sighs, twirling the tips of his bouffant> Luckily, I came prepared this time. This should shock you straight. <pulls out a stack of cards with this photo on them>
http://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/09...
I think most of people don't hate Kristen, they envy her.
Again, Where is your avi from???
BTW Kristen rarely shows emotion LOL.
See: http://novelasymas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/...
And: http://thetwilightfansite.net/wp-content/upload...
And: http://image.take40.com/300×400/new_moon_movie_...
The only time she doesn't look incredibly bored is (surprise, surprise) when she's around Rob.
See: http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c2eHHmBm_pY/SqVbsNkSyuI/A...
And: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3453/3908363790_...
Not a hater. Everyone knows this. But it's IMO.
I got it here: http://twilightgossipgirlnews.com/gallery/thumb...
Check the second picture. Stunning!
Who is the blond taking pics with her?
*drags lawn chair over to gutter*
*grabs cooler of Cokes and bottle of JD*
*mutters under breath about missing post due to “date night”
Yeah, I'll be here for a while…
*narrows eyes at ILW*
Get your wolfie teeth away from Rob's round bottom!
I might be super duper late to this post…but that tushy is MINE!
LOL!
AMEN!
Mmm, now THAT's a good idea.
New Moon WOULD be an experience s***faced. Bella won't be the only one hallucinating superhot Robward…
Ill never get my head around the hate… i suspect its serious jealousy.
KStew is amazing. End of.
LOL, no ideia. Problably one of those male models with no brain LOL
Hahaha!!!! So true.
I just can´t understand why is everybody so obsessed over him. I mean, he´s definetely not the sexiest guy in the world. In fact, I think he´s a bit ugly. I just look at those pics and try to understand what everybody see in Rob.
P.S. I know I´ll be getting answers like: ” F*ck you bi*ch! Rob´s hot!!!”. But I don´t care, save ur breath.
Well, since you brought it up:
F^&k you bi&ch! Rob's hot!!
Hey you said it I didn't.
It's called an opinion, everyone has one, you don't understand that? It's your d*mn problem, beauty is subjective, it's a matter of taste,and clearly you don't have the same taste millions of women around the world, too bad…not.
I don't find the likes of Taylor,Kellan hot, but there are women who do, and so what? They're entitled to their opinion.
Why did you even bother going to Rob's thread if you think that way? Save your time next time and skip the post.
Yup. Absolutely. I agree.
Without the bouffant, Rob looks like a diseased derelict.
Respect.
And i'm so going to put that poster on my wall o_0 *bought the magazine*
Oooh… I LIKE that one!
Rob-zac for depression, Rob-i-flu for feel-like-crap…
**grabs pen to add to list**
thanks, bb – Snappy & I appreciate it… would you like to join in our venture?
LOL.
thanks for my daily dose of laughter… i was beginning to think it was a lost cause
Yeah, it's called opinion and everyone has a one. Including me.
Rob's a nice guy and a great actor and your right, beauty is subjective. But reading millions of comments like: “OMG, just licked the screen” makes me sick.
Hey, no offense,,,,
Then don't read it, ignore it, simple.
People are just having fun, why take it so seriously?
Absolutely! I am handing in my patent application for Le Bouffant wig.
Now that ish cures all that ails ya. It's like ambrosia. Just ask snap. I lent her mine and the next day, she started to feel better. I swear!!
couldn't agree more!
Wow, that was an amazing video.
I love Kristen, and like you guys, have never understood the hate.
oh, I'm sure it did… LOL, between Le Bouffant wig and Rob-i-flu, Snappy was back and vibrant as ever… I had to tell her to tone it down a bit, she was gonna hurt someone!
lol aww!!! Well you just be “just bean”, darlin! And we'll love you for it. (=
This is the best Rob smut I have ever seen. If only the camera would drop down a little more to the junk in his pants…perfection!
“Bangin' inside a tent…going late i hear”
LMAO! They must be filming Isle Esme early and inside a tent. I don't get this but whatever it is, i'm all for it. LOL.
*hands NTJB a bottle* Here's a few doses that should warm you up a bit!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/daniurbim/3254286867/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sweetsophia/359236...
and a “concentrated” dose just to make it all go down smoothly (;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xipyuII_6YE
It's only fair I share since you let me borrow the miraculous bouffant! LOL!
lol see i thought so
i know you cant name a Rated R fanfic
im suprise they have allow someone post the name here
i rememeber i received an email looooong time ago about
can you please not post the name of the ff due to adult content…
Oh, GQ Rob. I just wanted to swallow him ROTF.
GQ should've done the wardrobe for Rob in NM. Ain't no way he'd wear those old man shoes then.
Ohh man.
Ive had about a million ovarie explosions because of Rob, but never one like the I had after seeing these pictures.
Now I can die a happy woman.
I know just what you mean OMC.
I had to run and get a new computer monitor and keyboard after hours and hours of drooling and licking.
The man is a tease…. and I'm a sucker for teasers! Lol
These have to be THE hottest pictures of Rob thus far.
You missed it by 15 minutes!
I missed it by 16 hours!
Rotten cold – keeping me from this. It's a miracle – I'm cured. Nothing like a little but crack and treasure trail to knock the virus on it's @$$.
**waves Team Rob on a Rug sign**
LOL – love that you added that to your name, bb, it's so perfect! I'm glad that you started our new team…
Is it wrong that I'm actually happy there are no new posts, so that everytime I look here I see Rob on a rug?
**sigh** he was beautiful last night, still totally blows me away this morning… I need to snuggle with him on that rug, dammit!!
*gasps*
OhE, I was wondering where you were last night!!
LOL – for a moment I thought you were refering to drugs… O.O
me & Snappy call it Rob-i-flu – good for what ails you!
Here, OhE, you can be one of the firsts for this… I sent it in, but don't know when it'll be posted… check out the link:
http://www.spunk-ransom.com/2009/10/17/entertai...
New footage, and it's Bella slapping Paul… oh, TSH's gonna have a heart attack!!!
**squeees like a little girl, runs to watch again…**
He girl! I'm a bit late to the party I see
I can't decide which pic I like better.. The top one has the @ss cr.. and the last one has the treasure trail.. Arrggh why does he makes it so difficult?! He is such a meanie.. Lol 
lmbo.
I take it booty is shoe?
LOL. Don't worry, TSH. You'll never have to worry about me crossing sides. lol
Sorry I missed all the action. I was a whiney, little mess last night. I went to bed early. All I had for dinner was a ginger ale and box of Animal Crackers.
But yes, waking up to this today – makes everything a little brighter.
Thanks. Oooh that Bella, she is so fiesty! She's gonna get in trouououououououble!
I can't wait to see the movies. Yipes!
oh yeah, trouble with a capital T… and damn, TSH sure picks her obsessions well, doesn't she? Cuz Paulex is lookin' FIERCE…
Aww, you poor thing! Flu? Snappy didn't infect you, did she?! LOL
**giggles** the only way it could be better, would be waking up to the real thing, yeah?
I love animal crackers…
No flu! Got tested on Thursday, just to be sure! Turns out to be a crappy little cold.
Does coughing for 12 straight hours constitute an ab workout? I'm so sore, it must. LOL
Hey, do you read the collaborative fan fic that we've been doing. I can't remember if you do. In case you didn't know about it, here is the link.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2039648/
I'm waaaay behind on it… been reading an FF contest so I can vote before it's over… dur…
I say, YES, it does count. keep doing it, you just might get abs like our Taylor… but that seems an awfully painful way to go about it!
I plan on seeing it like that at least once! LMAO! I'm pretty sure my husband would appreciate that even more since it's usually a “sure-thing” when I've had a few umm beverages!! Add Rob into the mix and whammo! be a fun night! *wicked grin*
Keep going on it! I'm chapter 7 and chapter 9 was just posted.
I meant to say I went to bed at 2.15 AM and this post came up at 2.30 AM, so if I'd just waited that damn 15 minutes I would have been first to jump on Rob!! Eh… on this Rob post I mean…
But I feel so sorry that you got a cold… Rob is the ultimate medicine!! Why can't we have Rob every day… laying next to us in bed preferably…
Why thanx!! Rob is the ultimate seducer… I don't know how he does it but every time I am totally captured by his brooding stare or his magic smile….
*sighs*
Thanx Snowy!! I think I keep this team name for a while…
That's exactly how I feel!! Ever since I saw this pic yesterday my mind is full of Rob and all the things I want to do to him on that rug… god… this man is going to be the death of me…
He is definitely a major tease!! Looking at us like that and at the same time saying things like I can't get a date… Really Rob??? There are like millions of girls wanting to just talk with him… let alone date him…
*shakes head*
hey, I just saw thay you're from Holland too..
I'm from Houten, that's near Utrecht ;P
Are you going to watch New Moon in Pathé ArenA too on friday the 20th?
Hey!!! Another Dutch girl! That's awesome. I haven't seen you commenting before. Are you new?
I know just one other Dutch girl on here I always talk to, her nickname is Isobel.
I know Houten, I am from Zoetermeer, that's near The Hague. I haven't heard about a screening in the Pathé ArenA, is that where all the Dutch Twi-fans go to?? New Moon comes out on the 19th in Holland so why not on Thursday?
hehe, I have commented before actually.. But I guess you didn't notice
Well, when you go to the Pathé site (I'll send the link: http://www.pathe.nl/arena/film/6137/the-twiligh... )
and you look for New Moon.. the only date and time they're giving is november 20th.. it's an all girls night..
I was also quite confused because they also say that NM is expected on the 19th, but it isn't there.. :S
Well, I already bought my ticket just in case
OMG, love, love, LOVE your avi!
LOL…err, I left his bottom and grabbed the one I REALLY wanted hours ago!! LMAO!
*watches mattress being tossed out and grins* Ah, it's ok, sometimes we are so hungry we can't wait so we like eating on the floor too!
Haha. Or a fun month.
I'm sure your hubby will purchase a monthly movie pass for you after that first night.
*spits out diet dr. pepper* LMAO…………..wouldn't that be nice! hmmmm, maybe I could bribe him after I see it the first time (“hey honey, remember that night………..make ya a deal……..”)
lmao – whoa. *shakes head* that could be messy.
Haha. Sounds like the perfect deal to me. Do it!
seriously considering it!
Oh.. I am sorry I didn't notice you before… But you haven't been on here for a long time yet, have you?
Thanx for the link! I checked it out and I think it's actually a great idea to go to a 'girls only' night!! Except I am a little afraid of all the screaming and squealing… girls can be so loud!! Not to mention drooling… we might as well bring a truck load of shamwows to the theatre!!
But I might very well go to this screening… I am checking with my friends how they feel about it.
Then I am going to see it twice in a row. First on Thursday in my own theatre and Friday in Amsterdam… woohoo… Twilight overload!!
Not exactly, I mean I've been on this site for months, but I didn't have a disqus account so I almost never commented.. But then I made one in the summer holidays and I check it almost everyday
So I'm kinda new
You're right about the screaming and the squealing, but I think I'm going to be crying and squealing all the time too.. So it's good that I'm not gonna be the only one
But I'm going to keep checking belbios.nl to see when if I can also go on the 19th (if my parents allow me to go, because it's a school night ¬¬)..
look at his smile …. so inviting hahahah …
second pic makes me wanna get on top of him & u know …. 
and he LIKES IT 
Rob KNOWS he's giving thousands of people thousands of unicorns
I know what you mean! I have been on this site since February but never commented. I started commenting as a grey face in April I guess and registered in May. I am on here almost every day since then. It's quite addictive!! LOL
I'm still checking the site of my own theatre to see if I can order my tickets for the 19th, but no luck so far.
So… you're a student then?? What are you studying and where?
My studying days are long gone… haha I can't even remember when I finished.
Yeah, I study in Utrecht.. I'm in 5VWO
just one more year, then I hope that my grades are good enough for me to study medicine
Dang it, between these pics and your dirty thoughts (mixed with my own), I need a cold shower now.
He is just…so sexy!!! lol
Jeez… you are still in college? That makes me feel really old, I graduated the Gymnasium ages ago…. I am ‘stuck’ at 29 so to speak… LOL!!
I hope you get to study Medicine! I studied German language and literature in Leiden, but just for a few months… I didn’t really like it so I switched studies and went to Hogeschool Rotterdam to study SPH. Went there for two years but didn’t finish that one either. At some point I decided just to start working and I have been working for 10 years now.
hahaha thnx love it 2
those 2 just fit together perfect
Totally! I am Team Robsten all the way
damn!!!!! thats all i can say especially the 1at and not even his face if u know what im saying
OMG!!!!He Rob is so HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!He Rob is so HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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