Yes, first AGAIN today.

LMFAO, LMCullen at "It is an actual school in the UK! Its a College specializing in Sexiness Language, Hotness Science, ShamWows Mathematics!"

I only want to go if I can be punished by the Head Master-Robert Pattinson, himself!

*packs backpack with ShamWow undies, Hotness Science Book, Sexiness Language Book and Under the bleachers Gym guide*

HALE yeah... you know, they say learning is a life-long process... heheheh, loving my dual citizenship more & more...
**calls cousin** hey! can I come stay with you? at least, until I get settled in my campus housing... CO-ED campus housing... LOL

I want the Under the bleachers gym guide with Rpatz as my personal coach!

I only want to go if I can be punished by the Head Master-Robert Pattinson, himself!

Can I get an AMEN??

<Catholic School: Father Rob's office>

Father Rob: You've been a naughty naughty girl. You need to learn to play nice for Father Rob. <in that sexy-as-hale british accent>

NTJB: <whimpers> Father Rob, Father Rob, don't do it! Don't take out the whip, it hurts so bad. <thinks: in all the right places>

Father Rob: <cracks whip on his desk> Get down on your knees girl! It's time for your spanking!

NTJB: Father! Father! No! I didn't mean to throw out the Bouffant wig. Please! I don't deserve this!

Where the hale is that application?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHA
AMEN!
i was in catholic school but damn we didn't had any HOT teachers!! hahaha
i want to go back to school there if Rob will be my teacher! haha i don't care wich subject *blushes* i have one in mind but whatever hahaha
damn u NTJB and your ideas!!! hahahaha LOL

I was never a bad girl growing up but let's just say I'll be pulling the fire alarm and giving classmates wedgies daily if Rob was Headmaster LMAO.

HAHAHAHAH yeah i wasn't a bad girl either bUUUT if my classmate was Rob forget it! hahaha kidding. LOL
hehehe you would like to go to the principal's office huh? hahahah

I'd go to the principal's office more than I'd go to my locker if I absolutely had to LOL.

HAHAhahHHAHAHAH good plan! hehehehe. but yeah right with you on that hheheh,

SHAMWOWS!! LMAO

naught-ey, naught-ey.

Wasn't there just a quiz the other day and kids voted that they wanted Rob to be their literature teacher...?!

Oh yes. Teach me some Shakespeare, Rob!

you're on a roll today girl ! congrats

i was just wondering what do they teach in that school

but LMC washed away all my questions LOL

i want to go back to school *sobs*

LOL, if that's what they're teaching, sign me up!

I fear, the next generation will be a bunch of pervs.

Oh wait, this generation already is.

if this generation is already so pervy

i don't want to think what will happen in the next

LOL

I'll Just move to linconshire, only an hour away from me now, for half a year of school!!!! yes!!!

LOL *jealous*

oh shamwow mathematics interesting LMAO!

I go to this school!!! But unfortunately it's nothing to do with HOT Robert Pattinson :(

So yea, today at my college (sadly feel so old going back to school with the new 18 yr olds) and I almost had a heart attack, we have a Rob look alike, I am going to try to postion my phone to look like I am lifting it up for service and i am SOOO snapping a picture of him. Even though he's not the real thing, lol I can compromise :) I almost fell down the stairs when I saw him, same type of hair, very chisled face....omg, omg, please please please let him be single!!! LOL...all of the sudden getting ready on Tuesday mornings is going to be very pleasant. Damnit, why did I take the rest of my courses online?! lol

Looking forward to you posting this picture! Which college? I just might register!

Minnesota School Of Business :D Going for IT..who knows lol maybe someday some how be the one to fix Robs computer :P wow...totally having a daydream about that!

I am SOOO excited for next Tuesday, cannot wait to sneak a pic :P I am seriously wondering if he knows he looks like him, because who wouldn't say something!! Pretty sure with my luck, hes gay lol

*crosses fingers for Crazed*
I hope he's not gay, and I hope he falls madly in love with you and becomes your love slave!

OMG, as a newly divorced mom, lol I think I fear for the poor boy what will happen. lol I just keep saying to myself..do not call him Rob or Edward, I repeat, do not call him Rob or Edward lol. However, if he comes to my home and sees my office has twilight stuff everywhere..he might run! lol ok note to self, if I get lucky hide it all in the closet! LOL
I hope he likes spunky looks like Alice ( I have been rocking that spiky do for awhile now) I will be wearing the lucky underoos next week :D hahah omg, I am sad

*ships Crazed a case of Shamanties*
Here you won't want any embarrassing leaks in front of said look alike!
*wink*

LOL thank you! I sooo need some of those just for this website alone! har har

I cross my fingers I don't say something stupid in front of this guy, the hot thing..he has to be atleast 26...WOOT!! Maybe I should carry notes so I don't blank out or drool in front of him. LOL Would hate to be like "hi, so, um, do you sparkle too"?

LMAO!!! Or what if you ask him if you can play with his "Sparkler"

You are one lucky girl.
I look for Robert look-alikes at my college all the time! Lol

Take a picture!
I want to see ! :)

damn i always look for look-alikes!! But then they open their ugly American mouth and I'm like... nope. no hot british accent! Lol

lol hilarious!

AH!........ may i be the next to say how FRIGGING LUCKY YOU ARE

sometimes when im bored at a restaurant, ill look for movie star lookalikes. but i ahvent found a rob one yet! rofl, girl, pounce on him before its too late!! lol

Thanks girls! I will so be posting a pic next Tuesday! I am so saying something to him, I don't care if I ask if he has the time lol he was sitting all by himself too the second time I saw him today but all I could do was smile and keep walking lol dumb me. I wanted to get a picture today but thought he would know for sure what I was doing!! lol I was all nervous excited like I actually saw the real thing!! LOL

rofl, i ALWAYS do that with hot guys, scratch my nose while holding my phone and somehow take a pic of him....LOL

i commend you for actaully staying strong and NOT fainting....lol, next time be like, hey guy! u dropped ur pencil! then when hes picking it up, u snap a pic of him LOL :o)

OMG you are BRILLANT!!! I am going to totally act like I am scratching my nose and taking a pic!! I owe your for that one! lol

I did everything in my power today to not make a ass out of myself when I smiled at him, and quickly made sure I wasn't staring, though all I did was want to fall at his feet and say " I am yours, take me now!" I am glad I can talk to strangers ( used to be a hairstylist) so I was thinking I would try to be clever and ask where he gets his hair cut and say it looks like "so and so's work" or something like that...idk lol I am drawing a blank on what to say! lol

okay, clearly there is one thing to do. dress up like kristen and walk up to senor hottie and stare him in the eye and say


"I want you."

and ull live happily ever after!!!!! <3 rofl xD

hahahahahah LOL dress up like Kristen hahaha, ok today is really funny!! hahaa everyone jokes are on fire! haha

I AM EL FUEGO!!!!

rofl ;-) i think I could so pull off the kristen look, but i couldnt
get rpattz *sighs* oh well, theres still my dreams to have all the
robward time i want :D

*gasp* you.... you.... OMG! you talked in español!!!!!!!
wohooooo
*starts jumping like crazy*
*siging we are the champions*
hahahah LOL

hehehehehehe ohh yeah we still have our dreams LOL, don't forget i'm gonna send you the out takes LOL hahahaha
guess what? no classes today either!!!!!!!!!! hahahah i love my city!! hahaha

.....but....but...but....

AH, u caught me marce....DAMMIT! lol, here i was trying to not speak
spanish, and i call myself "the fire"



lol, well enjoy this while it lasts....and urgh! lucky u gettin outta
school ;-)

ps... i will wait patiently for those outtakes plz :D

hahahahha ohh yeah score baby!! i knew you would speak it sooner or later hehehehehe.
ohh yeah i'm really enjoying it! c'mon you said it right!!
hehehehe yeah yeah i'm lucky!! heheehe
don't worry i'm just making sure we.. i mean he got the right look heheheh ;D

ROFL, im sure you...he... got the right look! lol,

one time spanish speaking only :D consider it a one-month-till-new-
moon gift :)

HAHAHAHA ok, ok that was enough to make me happy hehehe.
i told my sister i meet a few people here that are learning spanish and she told me:
Are they crazy? they shoud have picked a esier language! LOL so don't worry i know it's tricky and kind of hard, but not impossible,
yay!! great gift heheh

LOL ur sister seems like a real charm. lol im feeling gracious so...

HOLA MARCE! lol, there ya go, another spanish word. woah, i really am
el fuego today... :-)

hahahahaha LOL
yay!!!!!!!!*sings chicken little version of we are the champions)* heheh
hehehehe yeah i'm noticing that! hahaha
you just change your nickname from yoshi to El FUEGO hahaha

how bout el fuego yoshi...?


lol,el fuego, i like it ;-) LOL :)

haha maybe if u play ur cards right ill say some spanish soon, and
yep, i take bribes hahahah

hmm el fugo yoshi! i like it!! hehehehe sounds like a super hero or something heheheh,
yeah! *evil smile* BUAHAHHA i'm soo making you talk in spanish hehehe.
*super hero's music*
it's not a plane, it's not a bird IT'S EL FUEGO YOSHI!!!!!
*crowd talking*
Police man: ohh don't worry guys El Fuego YOSHI is here!
*people cheering*
hahahha LOL

*outs on mask* fear me villians for i am,

EL FUEGO YOSHIIIIII! rofl,oh, i am soooo changin my screename :D

hehehehehehehe LOL yay!!!! you changed your name!!! hahahah. LOL sorry for my late reply my friend kidnapped my laptop and i'm here just to tell you i'll be back later! take care EL FUEGO YOSHI !!!!

goodbye marce! Nos vemos! YESS SPANISH....i think its right?! lol :D

yay!!! ya regrese!! hehehe love it!!!
yes it is!! hehehe well you know El fuego YOSHI its an spanglish name (not really i think yoshi is japanese or something LOL) so El Fuego Yoshi has to tal both!! hehehe

OMG Can El Fuego Yoshi wear tights and have a superhuman bouffant too??

hahhaha well you have to ask her, but i think she'll like it,hey i'll be back, my friend is using my laptop so i came to my sis coputer to tel you guys that. i'll be back later , take care

OMG you should totally go on a date with him!!!! Hahahaa xP
Or at least be friends :))
And tell him he reminds you of the HOTES MAN IN THE WORLD!! LMFAO

I am supposed to be hosting a halloween bash..maybe this might be my chance? LOL I can just picture me now...after a few bevs....
hi there ( insert hotties name)
Ever heard of "unicorns"? No..well...let me show you all that sparkles with them :p, follow me.....

OH boy.....lol I will settle for one night of a rob look alike! :D Trick or Treat takes on a WHOLE new meaning now!

I'd turn tricks for that treat! LMAO! Get yours!

HAHAHHAHAHAH thank u for that, I needed a great laugh today! I am SO going to get mine if I have my way! WOOT WOOT, my fantasys might finally happen!!

Ooooo yeahhh!!!
Tell him to come as your date!!! :D
OMG it would be soooo funny if you accidentally call him Rob while you show him what "unicorns" is! Bwahahhahaa

confused?

What are you confused about hun?

I thought it was a real school named after RP! LOL

Glad to hear its not! He would really be off the Rocker then!

OMG! For a second I thought my dreams have come true and all my fantasies were about to pay off. LMAO!

YUP.. I was getting ready to sell my house.. pack up the kid Just to move to England !

here! here! LOL

LMC, I like your subjects waaaaay better... ;)
hmmm... I have dual citizenship.. I can just see my girls begging me to let them go to RP college! LMAO

So my kids are dual citizens, lol think they teach preschool? If Rob was really there, omg I would think of all kinds of excuses to come check on my kids ROFL. HELL maybe I should change my degree to teaching LOL

yeah, mine too... I think I'd need LOOOOOTS of parent-teacher interviews! ;)

I'm thinking of going into acting! I've been considering it for a while but never had the guts! Rob is all the incentive I need to at least give it a shot! maybe he and I can have a hot scene together and he can fall madly in love with me and we can live happily ever after.

confuzzled!?!

LOL I'm guessing it's named after another person called Robert Pattinson who started it up or something?

Yeah it is LOL

In a way Im glad! Rob would be so embarrassed! Though ,eventually there prob will be a school named after him! Gotta love him LOL

Why?

calls mom: "mom I'm staying after school for detention with Mr. Pattinson again!!"

Assignment
Write 500 times
I WILL NEVER INSULT THE TEACHER AGAIN JUST TO GET DETENTION
I WILL NEVER INSULT THE TEACHER AGAIN JUST TO GET DETENTION

What?!
Does that mean Robward is teaching there?!!?


*imagines Rob as a teacher*

*starts packing bags*

I've waited so long for this fantasy to come true!

Robert Pattinson, the perfect Sexuality teacher. Whooooo! YEEEESS!

Exemplify with me Rob LOL

LOL.
could you imagine how awkward he would be teaching a sex ed lesson?!
which is one of the many reasons why i loove him so much :)

Rob should definitely have a school for hair. Le Bouffant.

Rule # 1 Don't wash your hair for 2 weeks.
Rule # 2 Run fingers through hair repeatedly.
Rule # 3 Use hair gel or mousse sparingly.
Rule # 4 Finally allowed to clean hair, repeat rule # 2.

The Robert Pattinson School moto - Teaching young men how to be sexy, talk with a English accent & have their hair perfectly done so it looks like they have done nothing to it!!!! Also to drive women crazy with lust by running fingers through said hair!!!!! I now know where to send future siutors to refine their SEXYNESS!! LOL!!! :-)

lawl... hmm what will Rob say about this? If I know him I'll never let him get any peace over this... lmao. Oh yeah Ashley said that she likes making fun of rob... wonder if she'll use this XDD

its my town, i go to the school down the road :D
i only realised a couple of months ago that it was called that, we just call it RP.:D
its in north hyekham :D

Yeaaaa :),
Me and my sister go there.
Moor Laneee (L)
No one calls it that, it's just RP :L
Do you go to NK?

No, haha, i got to city :D

well ... its priory city of lincoln academy now haha.

Lmaoooo who is the less hotter Robert Pattinson in charge of this school?

Lol!

I dont know, but he sure has a sexy *ss name!
And I bet he gets a lot of women just for that reason.

Haha I'm sure he's like

"Hey I'm Robert Pattinson wanna see my Twilight"

Lmaoooooo

Lmao !

Hale yeah. I bet he's also like, "It sparkles too."
Hahah

Lmaooo I'm sure he has sooo many new pick up lines now!

"You know you can be my Bella, I hope to someday make a Renesmee with you"

lol!

I bet he does! Lol

"Hey babe. I can be your lion and you can be my lamb."

Or, "Hey, I'm Robert Pattinson. Want some feathers in your hair?"

Lmaooooo I'm sure girls are constantly pounding on his door now lol

Lol. Watch him be an old man!
The crazies will sleep with him just to say "I had s*x with Robert Pattinson."

All Rob has to do is just look at me, no line needed and the pants drop! lol

Oh yes.
One of his "I will leave you gasping for air" stares and my pants drop.

*hands CullenChick a belt*
Here you might be needing this!
*wink*

Thanks TSO.

You got a whip I can borrow?
Maybe some shackles?

Whip - Check
Shackles- Check
Feathers - Check
Blindfold - Check

Now your talking!

hale yeah!

Too
Many
Naughty
Thoughts

Mind
Going
Crazy

*gasp*

I
Need
Air

There's an interview where Rob said this school site used to come up first when he googled himself. Now the name Pattinson only means one thing.. RPATTZ!

OMG!!!!

*Gets hubbys credit card out*

Where do I sign up??????

*Raids closet for old school skirt*

Woooohoooo!!!!

hahahahahahaha

I think Rob would get a kick out of teaching something random like:

How to tie your shoe laces properly
or
How to make the perfect ham & cheese sandwich

Nothing serious or sexy the goofier the better.

I would so go back to school for that lol

Absolutely! I would stay there forever. LOL

LOL what about when he retires......

didn't think about that one did you???

LOL

*confused* But he cant..he's a vamp..will be forever right? Is that not real ? :( LOL!

Okay, well, his 'essence' will still linger for a long time after...LOL
Or I could relocate to his house...look after him....... :)

errrr ..... we are all in La La land so I guess you can carry on with your fantasy

as you were............... LMAO

Hahaa! Thanks ;)

who am I to tell you about reality I live in my own little world all the time .....

Oh me too! I live in a bubble with Rob about 85% of the time...LOL! (I'm not kidding)

LOL I'm thinking I need to find a job that allows me to live in a bubble all the time and for it to be acceptable ...... what though......

Dog walker?
Um...lottery winner?

scoop the poop ..... not a bad idea though i like animals..... lottery though would be better I could just do nothing for 6 months then think about a new career ..... i wish

Yup that would be great! Of course I've been trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up for quite some time now...wonder if I'll ever figure it out.

How old are you? if you don't mind me asking

Trust that you will figure it out and try to follow your dreams they may
not happen but at least you've tried instead of wondering what if....

xxx

LMAO! I'm 37...and what I really want to do is write novels...now I just
have to get the discipline to sit down and finish something. I have about a
billion starts...I'll get there, I'm sure!

same age as me. I did write something, tried to get it published, failed. will try again when I get back into it ... little out of it at present

lol

Or how to eat a cheeseburger properly....

I just would just sit in his classroom and stare at his mouth talking, not hearing anything he says... daydreaming all day long... Oh professor Pattinson!

hahahahahaha

Mr Pattinson could you please show us again how you chomp on your burger please sir???

Can I have a nibble please Mr Pattinson sir?? LOL!!

you dirty girl you can't nibble on a teacher in class ................ you'll have to wait until class is dismissed and you can meet him behind the wood lab

Pssst.... under his desk I can...

not really they can see your feet sticking out ..... do you wanna get caught???

discretion is the name of the game..............

No... it's a closed desk and I can make myself really small... no one would notice except for the facial expressions of Mr Pattinson sir... and an occasional muffled groan...

you perv you like to do it in public!!! lol

I'm off to bed sweety I'm exhausted speak tomorrow

Mwaah xxx

OK, sweetie... I am off too... me and my pervy thoughts are taking a little break. Talk to you later!!
Muwah muwah!!

2nd!
LMC you're awesome with all these updates!Keep them coming!:)

THIRD! Looks up at Saxon!

Hey you! Haven't bumped into you over here in a while!!

LOL!!

Yep, Im back on form...having spent two days catching up on fanfic - don't ya just love the school holidays!

Haha
I remember Rob mentioning this place in an interview - I'm sure he said the school hated him when HP came out cos they got all these random comments on their web page!

OMG...so is he the principle?! Cause if so I have been bad and need some good lessons :P WOW...my mind is in the gutter today!! Sorry girls lol

Lmao

Naughty things in my head right now

professor Robert can you train me how to .......


=]

Maybe they will have a naked "sculpting" class...hopefully Rob would be the model :P
WOW just the thought of that, I am having some serious hot flashes, lol quick cold shower!!

can you imagine Rob with a meter ruler hitting the palm of his hand??
*goes into daydreaming*

Oh right there professor Pattinson

I bend over

Spank me really good lmao

Oh god

Need cold shower!!!

Why can't I be at home Sent from my iPhone

WHOA lady lmao.

This is going to a whole new place!

I DON'T LIKE JACOB's NEW WOLF VERSION.........



DO YOU???????

Yes, I do.
I appreciate everything Chris Weitz has done and though I think the wolves could've been bigger and a bit scarier, I am happy with what they have given us. I can't wait to see them on Nov. 20th.

This isnt the post to discuss that though ;)

I like it, but like the other one better!

Wonder how many Twi-hards have enrolled their future children already? LOL

I've enrolled myself..... Half a year at a Rpatz school YES!!!!

I will go to your parent teacher meetings to ensure the staff is hot, I mean good enough for you...

Wow! lol

LOL! I wish that was real in the way we all want! Can I get a private session Mr. Pattinson? I will do anything for an A!

ok wtf? lol

this is weird.

what next? kristen stewart academy for girls?

lol

LMAO LMC!!! love the description of the school!!!

Specializing in ShamWows.... hahahahah <3

LMFAO.

That is so weird!

LMAO that description is priceless!! I can't even imagine how many new students they've been getting over the past few years, espacially now!

this is too funny! robert pattinson school? what do they teach? how to wear ray ban and flanell-shirts?

How to style the perfect bouffant!

LOL at everyone's comments so far. I'm hereby becoming a UK Citizen so my future kids can go to this school.

LMAO
*facepalm*
NO!!
*laughing*
NO please tell me they Di-INT!!! LOL
*goes off to enroll future babies*
I want them looking EXACTLY like Robert Pattinson.. yes sir!!

I actually saw this in an interview with him! He mentioned there was a Robert Pattinson school in England! I'll find it!

So did that THING change s.n??

I believe so. ;)

That school was #1 on google search before Rob got famous and I'm talking about last year, not too long ago :)

I hope that school offers photography and piano lessons. Professor Rob. RFLMAO
*packing bags, buys plane ticket*

EDIT: I almost forgot I have no passport. *runs to post office, be quick about it*

LOL what?!?!?!?!

I have seriously seen it all today.

WHOOOAAA! No way!
ahaaa, Robert Pattinson Schoool!
Ooooh, in the UK? Where, where?! LOL
LMCulllen; loving the "Its a College specializing in Sexiness Language, Hotness Science, ShamWows Mathematics!"
Ahaaaaa :)
Its just a shame Rpattz dont teach there or anything... his subject could be sex eduacation ;)
*gets lost in dirty thoughts* LOL

Its in Lincolnshire, England , in north hyekham.
its exactly opposite north kesteven school for performing arts. It is such an awesome school ;)

IM JUST LUCKY TO LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN!! MWAHAHHAHA :D

LOL I live in Bexhill... I think its ages away.. NOOOOOOO!!!
I just love the UK for inventing crazy things like this :D
Robert Pattinson Schoool... classic.. ;D

I'm laughing at the "Its a College specializing in Sexiness, Hotness , and ShamWows!" sometimes I feel like I'm currently sending my daughter to that college and that is here in the states.

Wonder IF they have BAND CAMP?

hahahahahahaha

I demand that you take me to this school of sex! I mean of Robsexness

Lmao!

Here you go hun.
*hands TSO plane tickets*

Meet you there ;)

We MUST meet this Robert Pattinson person!

Let's go CullenChick
*starts packing lingerie*

Don't forget to pack your "How To Be A Naughty Student" book.

We must get spanked!
Lmao

Yeah! I want a bare handed spanking. No paddles. I need that hard core skin contact!

Lol! I want the same treatment.
Hale, he can whip me too while making me say I've been a bad girl.

I'll take anything from Mr. Pattinson!

I'd say
Oh yes professor Patz, I've been real naughty!

Oh yeah!
And he can make me stand in a corner for hours.

MWAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA !!!

I LIVE IN THIS TOWN , WITH THIS SCHOOL ON MY DORRSTEP.

A LITTLE PLACE CALLED LINCOLN IN ENGLAND :D
AHAHAHA, I AM ACTUALLY VERY LUCKY. uNFORTUNATLEY I DONT GO HERE, I GO TO THE PRIORY ;)

lol i knew about this school..when i was looking for colleges to go to!!...
but then the name didnt mean anything so it was out of my list for potential colleges...lol
but if i had known...i would have a certificate saying i went to a robert pattinson school...lol

Sorry, but this is a bit over the edge, isn't it? I mean, this guy has not done anything for education yet, nor has he done something other special...like donated to a library or something like that. Or did I miss something?

Schools should be named after people that really moved something... like Astrid Lindgren, for example....

EDIT: Oh okay, the school isnt actually named after RPatz?

it isnt named after him, it has been there for over 50 years :D

Uhhh, okay, I apollogoze. *flushes*

nah its been in my town for yearss... way before he was born :D

Um, no. It isnt. Lol.

This is funny! How could Rob's parents not send him to the Robert Pattinson school when he was growing up?! lol

How hilarious would it be if he went to a school with his own name?! I think people would look at him weird though because they'd think he owned the school haha.

haha...so funny...that's defintely a joke, i'd say! or who's called robert pattinson too? xD and i don't think, this school is named after our rpattz... this school exists since...1990? and rob wasn't famous at this time...so defintely no! xD

you are the most fun person in the f*****g earth lol
robert can teach us whatever he want xD

LOL:D

Seriously!!! Concerned where the heck is Mr_Darcy?! Nothing in 3 weeks. Has something happened?! Is Darcy on vacation?!

JUST SAW THIS on TWITTER

REGIS AND KELLY Show!

EXCLUSIVE!New Moon's Kristen Stewart,Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner on our show Nov18,19,&20!

omg, am I going to have to give in to twitter now? LOL I swore to myself I will never sign up but now I am thinking I am SOO missing out!

I pretty much use ir for my Twi updates! ;) Get them real quick on there! and to Twi stalk the cast LOL

ohh, thats plain insane :c
who else is called 'robert pattinson' in the world?
haha, treasureee hunt!

oh god, this is annoying. when i click on te little box where i wrie my reply, all my typing goes. it sure is annoying
anyway,
i say RIP bouffant... it kind died
and you're gonna have to change my screenname for me, it wont work on my cputor.. gay this it is :L
but yeah,
bye :L

Actually this is some GREAT Fan Fic material FF writers! ;)

this is quite funny really. i saw the header and was like whaaaa??? then read it and was like ok *whips sweat from brow* still funny all the same i would so go back to school for this tho.

oh how i love me some rob...*sign*

this just gets bettarrr :3
lmaoooo

-sits back to chillaxx-

Ahhhh, my good friend VCV!
Well, I think I take the credit. I told you bout the Robert Pattinson School :L
Its'a shame Rpattz dont teach there... *gets lost in wild fantasys* LOL
See ya tmoro to laugh about Phil, ahhaa!

BTW, do you like my avi!? :L

Seriously, he shouldn't do that...-shudders-
he'd end up giving lessons on how to get you're bouffant right or have dudes with guns!


The Twilight Audio Commentry is recommended, btw!

ahaha.

Seriously, he should to that..
Ahhh, how I love that bouffant.. it kinda died in NM though :(
And, oh yeah, dudes, with GUNS! YAY
Oh and.. *puts on rpattz funny voice*
"Come on guys, lets keep it simple" :L
ahaa, that was ledge!
and.. i was thinking more than bouffants and dudes with guns... ;)
:L

Gottaa watch/listen to Audio Commentry.

PROUD TO BE ENGLISH.
-starts marching up and down with sign-
Okay, I'm done.

Ahhhh.. noo you cant watch it without me!
*Runs to VCV's house to grab Twilight Audio Commentary*
Muahhaaa LOL
Yeah, LOL
*starts chanting*
ME AND VCV ARE PROUND TO BE ENGLISH
Done :D
And TEAM PEA COAT!

WHY. PERSON. WHY. must you ruin my tottaly insane moment.
-steals sign and bolts house-
:c
JOKINGG.
-drags back-
Haha. I need to make a petition.

ALL THOSE WHO ARE... PROUD TO BE ENGLISH REPLY. >D

*GASPS*
*slinks away, upset* LOL
YAY, ive signed youre petition :D btw, im leaving school tmoro to go to Robert Pattinson School, in hope that Rpattz will be there to teach me ;)
LOL
AND, btw, what are we gonna do bout watching NM in cinemas!? the lines are gonna be HUGE!

EDIT: HALE down to my avi!
and only a month left!
Squeeee!

We're gonna book?
I 'spose, anyway

Hmmm.. the lines are still gonna be long, i reckon,
and my avi is awesome!

Ok...I was about to comment with a 'WTF!!' until I read it has nothing to do with Rob. LOL!

That school is about 5 minutes away from where I live :) I was going to go there, but it's a complete hole! The total opposite to the human Robert Pattinson :)
People call it RP as well haha, oh my I can't believe this school is on this major website!

Ohh HAHAHA i saw this like few months ago!! xP
Its sooo totally COOL! I wonder why its named after Rob????
LOL

screw oxford, RPATTZ SCHOOL is where its at!! ;-)

EXCLUSIVE! New Moons Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson & Taylor Lautner on our show Nov 18,19,&20!

http://twitter.com/Regis_and_Kelly

OMG! this is perfect,i can tell regis and kelly will MAKE rob and kristen admit their undying love to one another! YESSS! lol

but who in hell would watch it Nov 20th?! thats when new moon comes out!!!!

MOTHERF#$&(@$(#!

Why in the world did I take my vacation last July? WTH was I thinking? Clearly, we all need to take an NM sabbatical.

OK, calm.

Then again, Regis and Kelly ask the worst questions in the history of talk shows.

Then again, that means ROBERT PATTINSON WILL BE IN NYC AGAIN!?

#*@)(!@

<sigh>

LOL

This is the real deal isn't it? A Robert Pattinson School. Well, guess where I'm sending my kids to school now? Robert Pattinson School!

I wonder if RPattz is going to be one of the teachers there. Hmmmm...

LOL, my friend goes there now. I almost cried when I realized I could have gone there instead of my crummy school.... :(
Just to burst a lot of bubbles, it's like one of the worst schools in the county. Sorry! x

Are you kidding?! Your friend goes there?! Lucky!

Yup, can confirm it as a real school, not only do I live near it, one of my friends still goes there. Could have told you all about this years ago LOL... We've been screaming about it since Rob got cast ha ha xx

Well I guess I am the biggest perv...I kinda expected...you know...pervy comments, I guess I have filthy mind LOL

I'm skeptical in thinking this is mere coincidence...The same name, exactly the same...And why haven't we heard of this before?...I think they are taking advantage of the situation

I think the school was probably around first :)
In the write up, it says the school was the top google result when Robert Pattinson was searched. Before 'our' Robert Pattinson was famous. :)

I know what it says...but can we trust that information?...that is my ?

It became a self governing school in 1992. :)

Indeed...I found intel that the school was named after Sir Robert Pattinson who was chairman of Kesteven County Council (traditional subdivision of Lincolnshire, England, wiki says)...Could it be that the name Pattinson is originary? Lets say Robert P is too much of a coincidence but if we take into consideration only P, it is possible, isn't it? It's also british...He died in 1954, so it can be...There are names that go far more behind this...He was definitely an intelectual and both Rob's parents had good, stable important jobs...with the technology evolving we can't compare it by the same scale...What do u think?

Pattinson is a common name and so is the christian name Robert. Why would you think it wasn't...

Its not like his name is Chervil Higgintworpe...

There is no connection... Stop being so silly.

Not if you're referring to a plant it isn't...But I guess u know "allaboutEdward":)))))...I just thought it was interesting...I love a mistery...Silly is not the word I would describe someone I don't even know...It's quite offending

The schools been around aaaaaaaaaages! Probably longer than our Mr Pattinson has even been born!!! :)

ROFL!
Tehehehe this is too funny!!

WHAT AN INVESTMENT !
haven't thought about that lol !

This school is actually just down the road from me :)
And i may be gong there to do A-Levels :D

Good for you Katrina..... Are you from Lincoln too? Same here :)

wonder wat rob is gonna say when i tell him bout this...

Also ask him what he thinks of your username....I bet he loves random girls calling themselves his 'luver' on fansites....

LOL

I remember way back when I first heard about this school. I looked up that other Pattinson guy. He's dead.

I had a dream about him last night. The one we all love. Not the one the school is named after.

Brilliant! I had totally forgotten this school existed! I'm from Lincoln and this is the school my friends mum teaches at..... It's Robert Patt to us locals and for some reason I didnt put 2 and 2 together......... hehe...... It's a good school too :)

The place to send your sons to teach them how to run their fingers through their messy hair & make the girls swoon with lust!!!! LMAO!! :-)

ha ha - i go to this school!!!!!!! i live just outside lincoln :d its not that great tbh - no r-patz in sight im afraid :L:L

OMG That girl in the picture is me!!!
wow OMG OMG OMG i can prove it tooooooo
i almost fainted when i saw this!!!!

Search 'Robert Pattinson School' in Wikipedia, it has timeline there, a guy named 'Sir Robert Pattinson' is a chairman of some council, and he has a grandson named 'Stewart Pattinson'

BWAHAHA

OMG!!! Thats my school!!!
da girl in da pic paintin da horse is ma sister!!!:D