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Robert Pattinson’s New Vanity Fair Shoot

by TeamSpaceHeaters on October 30, 2009 · Comments

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These are new pictures of Robert Pattinson from the upcoming December issue of Vanity Fair.

Can this man get any sexier?!!

[Source: Thinking Of Rob. Thanks Aleksandra, Wolfnat07, Natalie!]

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  • cutesweetiezzz
    Seriously, S** Driven People?! Honestly, are they TRYING to remind us how much we want to have s** with Rob????
  • GottaLoveRob
    These VF photographs are getting to me. Oooh just what I need before bed time. Sexy RP and sweet dreams. All I can say is that I would love to be that book in his hand.

    Robert you got it all!
  • Endedw
    robert before twilight. a clip of his audition for "how to be": http://www.accesshollywood.com/the-twilight-sag...

    he is such a great actor!!!!!!!
  • Isobelle (Team VF outtakes!)
    HALLELUJAH!!!
  • LovelyRedhead
    Awwwww what a beautiful man!
  • IdTapThat_Edward
    Just give me a minute to compose myself....ok, times up!
    OMEOMEOMEOMEOMEOMEOMEOMEOMEOMEOMEOMEOME....:)
  • decode
    Ou my god. just loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove these pictures. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S SO HOT!!!!!!
    love YOU robert pattinson, I LOVE YOU!
    xoxo
  • CindysGotOCD
    I am buying this magazine and Framing every pictures and nailing it to the ceiling above my bed.

    Do you think my husband will mind???.....

    The pictures of him with him and the piano...lets just say wonderful dream of those fingers to come...
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH &TOMBAH)
    hes playing the Efiing piano.... how s3xual is that!!...

    arghhh....i hate him, his making it difficult for me to get a good guy, i have to compare them with him....and none of them come even close to THAT!!...
  • team flippy
    OMFG
    He is the most gorgeous man in the world!!!!!!!
    I hope people put these pics in a mag poster size!!!!
    Those pictures look beautiful!!!! Especially the one with him on the piano and the papers flying away!! And the one with him reading a book tittled sex driven people! HA! *sigh* MARRY ME ROB!!!!!!! PLEASSEEEEEEEE..xP
  • snuffiesnoop
    Ok, really? Rob reading a sex book? *THUD*

    Truly what I needed to *pep* me up this Saturday Morning. Totally wish I could have had THAT last night at the club.

    *fans self*

    Holy he is hotter than any of those mugs I was dancing with last night LOL
  • Sparks
    One of his best photoshoots of ALL time.

    For anyone who's Rob obsession was starting to fade...(as if)...these will make you fall in love all over again!!!!!

    F**king hot.
  • Ash4Rob
    : 0.................................................................................................... first pic......: 0

    OMFG.............this is gna BE AS HAWT as the GQ photoshoot....
  • 30yearoldtwifan ☠Team SLADE ☠
    This SUCKS ! I hate wanting someone I know I can never have!!!


    "goes back to my nighttime fantasy's"
  • Well hello there Mr. Hotti McHottinhymer.

    Dang'it all!! Are you TRYING to make me switch to team Edward?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    http://www.fanpop.com/external/8868172

    Kristen Stewart leaving for Brazil. She is wearing her Runaways tshirt and is all smily and happy looking. Lovin it.

    http://img691.imageshack.us/i/kstewartfans009.jpg/

    My favorite. I want this outfit to wear for Halloween.
  • tina39
    Kristen looks fresh and very pretty. She must have a good sleep. Yellow for Brazil.... Poor Kristen, it's a long 12 hours flight from LA to Brazil.... Can't wait to see what she's going to wear.
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    I know. As much as a love Kristen's laid back style, I really look forward to her all dressed up. She can look like she doesn't care most of the time, but she cleans up beautifully.
  • MillyPattinson - Flippy (L)
    haha, i seriously conemplated going as kristen stewart for halloween, but then i realised id just be wearing my normal clothes :/
    I thought what she's wearing there ^ is really cool :B
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    I'm going as her, but I haven't quite figured out my entire outfit yet. I have the hoodie and chucks, but I may take black electrical tape and put "I date Robert Pattinson" or "I love Joan Jett" or someting on my tshirt. IDK, I'll figure it out.
  • Michelle
    Kristen wears yellow for Brazil :))
  • rpattzgirl
    It's so nice to see her smiling!
  • Becki_Cullen
    It sure is!

    : )
    It's been too long rofl

    Is it bad that now I've seen her smiling, I can't stop smiling myself?
    What is wrong with me!? *shaking head*
  • rpattzgirl
    Nothing wrong with that. We're just so invested in these people..they feel like family....ahem, wish I was married to one of them!
  • Kim
    Kristen's pictures leaving for Brazil:

    http://community.livejournal.com/kstewartfans/1...
  • VickyLRob-*<3 Jacob Jankowski*
    *jaw drops down*
    OMG.
  • pale_cold1
    yeah! this is the painting by Raphael i was talking about! see? my avi is...is....Rob! from the 1500's. Timeless beauty.
  • pale_cold1
    damn hotflashes...god he looks like a Raphael painting. ("the Beautiful Banker") can't get over how he could've stepped out of a Renaissance painting! imagine him with long wild hair....damn hotflashes.
    well at least i don't feel so sick today after looking at these. WOW.
    but, i'll leave the heavy-breathing-sex-talk to you younger chicks...and just say that all i'd want is a quiet place with him to listen privately to him play that piano (or guitar) and just let him sing or play or even read to me his favorite book or poetry....i really don't need more than that i guess. he's too intimidating to ask for more.
  • TeamKristen(L)RumpyPumpy
    Good way of promoting sex Rob. LOL.

    You know before today, i didn't believe in God, but after seeing this picture, how can you not? I want to straddle his arse on that piano and make sweet sweet... MUSIC to, i mean with him.

    He obviously is a bit lonely if he just cuddles himself? Don't worry Rob i'm hear, i'll cuddle you and then unwrap you like it's christmas. You my gorgeous, little sexy main guy will be the death of me and a lot of kids. You really are too pretty for your own good.

    Doesn't get any better knowing i am going to buy THIS magazine with harpers Bazaar in a couple of months. Bring on the change of Avitar!
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    If we could just get the HB photos leaked now, we would be in high heaven. I think me and you will be the happiest beeotches on here.
  • TeamKristen(L)RumpyPumpy
    I don't think anyone would understand how happy i would be if they were leaked! I wanna see Robsten on a motorbike and Robsten on a rose petal bed and Robsten doing descrite Rumpy Pumpy. I wanna be stunned.

    all i gotta say though is that Taylor has nothing on Rob with these photos... You can't beat the best.
  • That's why Taylor has to do all those flips Rumpy LOL.
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    Just hearing about the photoshoot gives me goosebumps. Can't wait to see it.

    I heard that they are gonna be on the cover of EW too. Did you hear about that?
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    I think I am more excited for the Red Velvet dress than Rob..

    it sounds so niiiice!
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    Well obviously cuz you double posted ... haha.

    Oh yes, I am calling dibbs on Kristen in red velvet. I will not be able to contain myself. Oh my the unicornage. :P
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    I think I am more excited for the Red Velvet dress than Rob..

    it sounds so niiiice!
  • AAAAHHHHH!!!! OMROB!!!
    I JUST DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN!!!!!
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    Happy Halloween everyone!!! 19 more days until I get to see my beautiful Kristen on the big screen, and Rob's fine as hale a$$ with her. And I cannot forget my shirtless wonder Chaske.

    I had a very lackluster evening last night, surrounded by Twi haters, so it makes me feel good to wake up this morning and see gorgeous Rob.

    I could go on and on about all of these pictures, but let's be honest, the man could have a tshirt and jeans on, preferably his buttonflies, sitting in the middle of the road eating some roadkill and we would still think he's hot.

    Twilight Effing Rules and the Haters Can Suck on a SM Sour Apple!!! KMF to them all.

    *Popping my Shirt, Dusting myself Off* I feel better now.
  • They'll just never understand.

    Now, imagine the behind the scenes video that VF would release of this photoshoot if VF knew what was good for them...

    Better?
  • rpattzgirl
    Well said bb...

    Everyone have a safe and happy Halloween....
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    NIce avie. I am still holding out for HB .... *drumming fingers* any day now people. LOL
  • rpattzgirl
    Whens that coming out? I haven't seen any leaked photos, are there any yet?
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    Unfortunately no. I am still waiting ...
  • rpattzgirl
    Dang...I'm so greedy!
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Happy Halloween 911!
    Twi-haters?? Why are some people so blind? Oh well, their loss....

    I've been logging on and off this post for hours and my response is still this: No-one eye-f*cks like RPattz! LOL The man is amazing... *sigh*

    *glances at clock*

    OMG, I just realised--in 54mins it will officially be November here in Australia--YES! YES! YES!
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    54 minutes? I still have to wait all day. But I have a busy day ahead of me, so it will not be long.
  • CathyCullen(RIP Orange Pants)
    No.....words

    *jaw drops to floor*
  • JMtoCullen
    OMFG!!!! SO HOT!!!! I cant wait 4 this to come out!!!

    I prob going to be drooling over these pics

    *thinks rob eating lobster, playing sexy music on piano* :)
  • GottaLoveRob
    VF is going to make so much revenue from this hot man on the cover of their mag with exclusive interview inside with all those wild and utterly sexy pictures. Oh December have up and come already. Just when I think it could not get any better, it does..."He's so mouthwatering"
  • sasha76
    So imagine what record the actual movie is gonna set...

    http://www.examiner.com/x-27897-Toronto-Enterta...

    Kristen is flying to my neighboring country.....so close, yet so far away......
  • xxTeamTywardxx
  • Ugh, it's disgusting how fine this man is.

    His hair is making me w-. Ahem.
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    "the patz"....eww, that sounds so corny...like "the fonz" LOL
  • CF Mullet Mofo/Tyler Hawkins
    He has the sexiest name on the planet: Robert Pattinson. Why do they feel the need to abbreviate it.

    I think he's parents knew that his name would be in lights when they named him.

    Like William Bradley Pitt.
  • Becki_Cullen
    Hot! Hot! :P

    Ok, how many days is it till New Moon?
    19? Surely, that's not right though. November 1st is 20 days away. So how is October 31st 19 days away? >.< Am I the only one not getting this?
    Stupid brain! *smacks head*
  • >.< LOL.

    I say 19 cause Thursday 11/19 is the day I go to the theater for the screening of Twilight.

    Don't make me add a day LOL. We're in the teens! The teens!!
  • Becki_Cullen
    Damn, double post.
  • Becki_Cullen
    Argh!
    The teens! The teens!!
    It's so close... I could scream.. and then cry.. With JOY!

    Ahh, can you imagine when it gets to like.. 10? 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. you get the picture :D
  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Being an intelligent being will be optional. I don't know how I'll function over the next three weeks!!
  • Becki_Cullen
    Ha, yeah.

    I'm just gunna be in this like... my own little Twilight bubble over the next few weeks.

    I won't be paying attention AT all.

    xD
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Awww...don't be so hard on your poor brain--it's all these effing hot Rob pics turning our brains to mush! LOL
  • Becki_Cullen
    Haha, brain to mush.

    It would seem so.

    I'm having such trouble concentrating lately....
  • God (or devil?) blessed us with this perfect human being...

    It makes me pass out on my bed and wish that I could:
    Sit on him while he reads that book...
    Undo his shirt myself...
    Be in his embrace forever...
    Lie on top of that piano while he plays...

    Yep, Im right there....
  • agava [04/09]
    This man makes me speechless... ME! Who has always something to say!! I mean a LOT to say.... lol


    So I come here, see the 1st pic and...
    *jaw drops down*
    *switches into staring mode*
    *drools*
    *remains speechless*

    gah! LOL!
  • neev
    *lick lick lick*

    help me, my tongue hurts. But I just can't stop.
    Too delicious.

    Oh Rob... The things I would do...
  • TheHoneyBear
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    :-(
    I logged in but can't see it--it's a protected entry...... but I wanna knoooowwwwwwww!!!
  • TheHoneyBear
    Vanity Fair Clue Numbah Four

    http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2009/10/...

    For some reason, that new clue made my eyes water.
  • LOL I knew that'd be the next clue. Haha. But really, after the hair, there was no doubt.
  • Well_Good_Morning_Rob
    Judging by the incoherent jumping, clapping, and squealing, I believe I just reduced by about 10 years in age. And I'm pretty sure an "O-M-G" came out, followed by a blush.

    *grabs tattered copy of Eclipse and scratchy Twilight DVD*
  • YouAreDumbAss
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
    *death*
  • twigirl09
    dunno if anyone posted it, but Rob, Kristen and Taylor in a LA studio on friday (before KStew flew to Brazil), where they supposedly watched New Moon!!

    http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/6066...
  • Guest
    ome! taylor swift was on ellen and it was a great interview. they talk about taylor dating taulor. :]
  • claracitti
    He charmed me...
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I would just like to thank Rob, Vanity Fair, the photographer for making me stay up all night again. It's been a pleasure and my husband says F U to sleeping alone again.
  • Alright. I'm nodding off.

    Have a good one!
  • Minschen(neverforgeT)
    There's no better way to wake up on a saturday morning! The first picture and the piano picture are just raawwwrrr ^^ well.... they all are ^^ :D
  • Er88
    Yes the Piano picture! omg!! :D
  • Bellas<3SpiderFlippy -TeamJune
    totally! hehe
  • MillyPattinson - Flippy (L)
    You know, this is why i hate sleeping. Really, who needs to sleep when you could just stare at this all night?
    i need this magazine. NOW! or the day it comes out, whatever.
    Kristen stewart is one lucky lucky girl.

    Oh and guys im worried. Justread this article about new moon, and it says that Jacob and Bella actually kiss in new moon!!! Like not a 'near-kiss', a kiss. Or as the magazine puts it a "snog" but i hate that word. Damn i hope they are wrong.
  • twigirl09
    WHAT? they can´t kiss!! they just can´t!
    ahhhhh. i seriously hope this article is wrong
  • MillyPattinson - Flippy (L)
    i know! me too.
    Bella and Jacob is just wrong. Sick and wrong.
  • twigirl09
    yeah, it´s wrong to have the kiss in NM. then the eclipse kiss would be kinda pointless with the slap in my opinion (although i didn´t like the eclipse kiss too, since i´m team edward :D)..
    i read an article where chris weitz said about the kissing that they stayed very very close to the book.
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    Just this:

    mmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    uhhh, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    yes
    YES
    Y E S!
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    unicorn?
    UNICORN?
    U N I C O R N ?

    LOL
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    multiple unicorns, let me tell ya. ;)
  • LMAO!

    I don't think she was capable of spelling unicorn after watching these pics haha.
  • twigirl09
    Oh my
    i don´t have words
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    I'm just going to keep staring at Pic #2 until it's burned into my retinas.....jaw porn...*sigh*
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Just thought I'd come back and check on HIS ROYAL S*XINESS....yep, he's still giving everyone a good eye-f*cking!! LMAO!
  • What Obsession?
    HOLY MOTHER OF PATTINSON! I think i just had a mild heart attack!
    The book
    The suit
    His chin
    THE PIANOOOOO!!!!!!!
    THE PATTINSON!
    No way am I tired now.
  • keila22
    ho my dear god ..the piano one its my favorite...
  • arwen
    Oh for five six!!!!!!! You have got to be kidding me right now!!!!!! It is too much to handle, seriously!!! I do not believe there will ever be a bad picture of this man! I don't even think they need to prep him for pictures, because honestly, let's face it, this is one perfect specimen of a man! I think that the entertainment world has finally found a secret weapon of mass destruction of panties!!! Woman all over the world are drooling as we speak!!! God I love technology and everything that makes it possible to look at Robert Pattinson! Why could'nt he just be the guy down the street? Just my luck that the man of my dreams would materialise as a 23 year old actor!! That just sucks! God, he is beautiful!!! Thank you Mr&Mrs Pattinson for getting your freak on and producing Rob and for sharing him with the world!!! I think that should do it.yes!
  • Description of Sex Driven People (If this doesn't scream Edward Cullen, I don't know what does)

    The cases presented in this book are among the most unusual and interesting ever encountered and are unparalleled in sexological literature. With rare insight that strikes at the heart of truth, R.E.L. Masters makes a decisive contribution to the better understanding of human and animal sexuality. To be sex-driven is to have an active obsession with erotic release, the gratification of which is not to be denied. Such extravagant behavior may be an appeasement of emotional loneliness, an inability to gain a meaningful satisfaction from one sex partner, an alternative to suicide because of emotional and physical frustration, or a psychopathological sexual imbalance such as is popularly called being over sexed. These honest first-person studies demonstrate that the "world of sex" wherein dwell the sex-driven people is not one to be envied and is not one that any responsible individual would wish to glamorize or make to seem desirable. The sex-driven person's communion with the other residents of the "world of sex" is at best a temporary vehicle for his emergence from a dark and painful singularity. In Sex-Driven People, R.E. L. Masters offers an inestimable service to humanity and broadens the scope of man's understanding in the light of scientific sensibility of the human sexual experience.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Have you seen this picture: http://www.twitpic.com/nfq66


    You already ordered that book didn't you?!
  • Nah, not buying it LOL.

    Here's what I'm buying in merch this year:

    Vanity Fair
    Harper's Bazaar

    I gotta eat and pay bills LOL. Unless Summit can help me out in that department haha.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LOL I forgot about those things they call bills. pfffffftt. That puts a dent in my twi-fund. Summit has made more than enough money, they can share the wealth.
  • You'd think they would at this point. Then again, maybe all their profit goes to feeding Taylor LOL.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LMAO! Good one. We wouldn't want his muscles to shrink and shrivel from lack of nourishment. What would Swifty think?
  • Hahahahah!!!!

    See, I'm not gonna go there with those kids. For Robsten, I'll be smutty but not cutie patootie Tay-Tay.

    Next year though...
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Next year, my comments will get modded because I won't be able to control myself. I may have to go to twitter and let out steam. T-squared doesn't cut it for me. Too sugary and sweet the way Taylena were.
  • I actually liked Taylena. They looked cuter together IMO but whatever.

    And I like how sugary and sweet Tay2rd are. I'm just glad Taylor is so carefree. It's refreshing to see. I hope he's like this for a long time.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I'm not saying Taylena was bad but they looked more like brother-sister than a couple. Hey, if she makes him happy I'm cool with that. He's only 17 though, he should just roll with it and have fun.
  • Yeah. He'll play the field and move on to the next.

    I like how we're all like yeah, Taylor's young. He's not gonna settle down any time soon and yet Rob is only 23 and we're like he'll be with Kristen forever LOL.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Lol It's like the ideal relationship, if you overlook all the annoying paps in your face 24/7... How could she even consider some other guy after Rob? Impossible. They're mirror images of each other.
  • Yes.

    But she's 19.

    And he's 23 LOL.

    They don't know what they want either, I don't think. The reason why we think they belong together, myself included, is because they're so serious and intense so much of the time. That's IMO though.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I'm glad they don't flaunt their relaysh in the public eye like other celeb couples. That would be their downfall I think. If they can survive the upcoming NM press around the world and still find time for each other, I'm all for it.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Did I see on an earlier post you said that Robsten or Taysten will will be on EW in December?? I subscribe to that mag, so if it's true I can't frigging wait.
  • I thought that was the case. I heard that from someone earlier this month. I'll google it and let you know.
  • ROTF. What is Rob's hair doing? Yo, CW really f***** up with the bouffant. I'm so not happy about that.

    I saw a bit of this clip, yeah, but not the whole thing. Still trying not to see the spoilers... key word, trying LOL.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Hey! I liked Rob's hair in that picture! *ducks* I've only seen clips like everyone else. I don't want to see the whole thing.



    Our countdown is in the teens now!! We're so close I can smell the doggie food and hear our hearts break as Edward takes his leave.
  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Doggie food? You mean for the Twikiddies?
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Nope, they get scooby snacks.



    My doggie food was in reference to Edward calling Jake 'pup' and Rosalie serving him food out of a doggie dish in BD.
  • LOL. I know you meant Jake.

    Oh, it's gonna be a BLAST to see Robward beat Jacob every. single. time.

    It's the little things that make Eclipse so darn good and my fave of the saga.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    "I never said I would fight fair" It pissed me off that Bella was mad over that in the tent. Then she whined that she had to go after Jake. When Edward was there for her and willing to put up with anything for her. Open your eyes woman!!!!!! This man was willing to die, than know you no longer existed. FOOL!!!
  • Bella in Eclipse is still far better than Bella in BD LOL.

    She's like pea soup in Eclipse: green and murky and not appealing to the eye but tasty enough so you can look past the slimy look of it.

    In BD, she's just plain gruel. That's all. Gruel. And MFS a lump of charcoal in the gruel LMAO.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I like your analogy. LOL but when I think of pea soup I think of that scene from the exorcist. ick. Anyway, LMAO @ gruel. BD might be a tough one to watch. The second half of the book anyway.
  • Ewww. Exorcist. <shivers> MFs <vomits> LOL.

    Yeah, Exorcist is synonymous with MFS at this point LOL.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LMAO why do I always think of sick, twisted movies at three a.m. when I should be sleeping? First The Shining, now this creep-show. I'm spooked.


    This is just a BETA version. I might revise it again and again until it's just right. http://www.twitpic.com/nnf8j
  • I like simplicity. You know me. I'm probably not the person to ask LOL.
  • What is that pic of Robsten? Can you blow that up please?
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Here it is, just had to upload it first. I couldn't believe I found something like this. http://www.twitpic.com/nnfsj
  • Dude!!!

    Is that for real? That's not a manip??

    NTJB has seen the light!
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I found it under Google image search - robsten manips. I don't know for sure if it's real or fake. I don't care though, it's freaking hot.
  • It's hilarious!!!!!!!! WIN!
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Lol I hope they look like that in BD. I've got so many more Robsten pics I haven't uploaded. I don't want anyone to steal them. I don't own them but I feel like I do.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    DAMN YOU NTJB!!!!!!! I thought about copying that but I said nah. @#$%@#$@




    EDIT: I mean DAMN in the nicest way possible. Not literal, in case someone is watching.
  • LOL. You're my dawg. I know you weren't serious haha.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Sniff. I'm feeling the love. haha
  • kiara935
    Sex Driven People LOL! Damn youre fine Rob!
  • ElleEstFou
    I've NEVER before felt physical pain at seeing anyone so utterly beautiful and knowing that I'd never have a chance on God's green Earth of so much as getting within 20 feet of them. Rob instigates pure torture with his gorgeous photos. If People Magazine doesn't declare him Hottest Man Alive I will wonder what they've been putting in their CRACK PIPES!!
  • Dear Robert Pattinson:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x9rtEHtubI

    xoxoxoxoxo,

    NTJB
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Oh, yeah......... me too!! :-)
  • LOL!
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I just noticed your new avi. Nice!
  • LOLz. I'm so glad I logged on so early. I cannot wait for the HQs to come out.

    <dies all over again>
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I am so buying that book from Amazon. First Harry Potter got kids reading books again. Then Twilight got girls to stop texting and read a book or two or four. Now Rob is going to have every woman get that book. I will be certifiably be broke when it's all said and done.


    LOL that's my new t-shirt slogan. oh *gets to work*
  • Hahahahahah! Yes, new ECC T-shirt! Woo!! I can't imagine the Twimoms' faces the night of the premiere when you arrive with this shirt on ROTF.

    Although KMF smack dab in the middle was no better LOL.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    My husband was almost a dead man tonight. I had set up to record the MTV special and some stupid show of his (ESPN or car building macho man BS) interrupted my show and it didn't take! Talk about PISSSSSSSSSSSSSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    You don't mess with Rob or Twi-footage. That warrants a death sentence.
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    LMAOO! so i live in that house w/the 80girls & we only have 2 tvs w/ cable bc if we had it in our rooms it would "prevent sisterly bonding"ANYWAYS! i couldnt watch it @ the time so i tvoed it..UH it took me another 2hrs to watch it bc some of my sisters (who i thought were all going out bc its Halloween eve so ya know everyone is all in their slut outfits) NO. 2 more hours!!! i was not a happy camper!
    and than "rewarded" w/ mtv's so called "twilight special" w/ and awkward trio reading some lines & all of them (except kstew) acting slightly uncomfortable in a studio..(which makes me nervous they seem that uncomfortable when they're about to meet the fans...) but than again the way their lives has been for 2yrs i would act crazy too. OK this is a rant sorry! point is=i understand ur pain HAHA ok im done!
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LOL I'm glad we're in the same boat when it comes to sharing TV rights. It's so damned annoying. Just wait till November when all those TV appearances are back-to-back. I won't let him near the TV/DVR then.

    I was actually wondering how they are going to be on Late Night TV. I don't think I've seen them do an interview style like that before. Should be interesting.
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    Um yeah! I already left a note & told all my sisters don't touch the DVR. Their greys, private practice, gossip girl & all that great jazz has 2 get put on hold! Bc NO! (expect for the office haha I'm biases!:-)
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    You tell 'em! Grey's is a good show, that's a must on my list.
  • Don't fret. It's on youtube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbJFmZuTgw
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Thanks for the link chick. I knew you wouldn't let me down. HA!
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LOL! I might have to order all three. I found that cafepress lets you make custom shirt and they are a bit cheaper.

    I plan on going to see the movie multiple times, so I'll just do a shirt-rotation. lmao I'll get some strange looks for sure.
  • Hahahahah! Shirt rotation. Awesome!!

    And I'm sure you'll see zanier costumes on the kiddies LOL.

    Wow, it keeps hitting me like a wave that November is only a day away.

    November!!!
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I saw some weird a$$ costumes at work today. I should've taken pictures. Some woman was dressed all out in a witch getup. Crooked green nose and everything.

    ONE MORE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to see Rob's BOOTAY!!!!!!!!!


    cheesy but I feel like screaming now.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    *knocks on door*

    "Trick or Treat*

    I say TREAT!

    I *bleeping* love these!!
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Brilliant ECC!! LMAO

    No-one eye-f*cks like RPattz...
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Hey! I was driving to work earlier and the car in front of me was a Chevy Equinox and that MMOTE was playing on the radio. I thought of you LOL Don't get weirded out, I was just connecting the 3.
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    *jumps up and down, clapping hands*

    Squeee! My very own stalker! I feel so KStew!! LMAO!!

    That's pretty cool though.....
    :-D
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LOL if you hear a camera clicking in the bushes outside your house, don't be alarmed. :x
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    LOL You crack me up ECC!
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LOL I love that quote!! I feel like I'm floating higher than a kite right now. I'm going to burn these images in my memory bank for future.....amusement?
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Yes....."amusement"...that's a polite word for what my mind will do with these images, LOL
  • TheHoneyBear
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I think a lot of us will have rotating-avi syndrome in November-December.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    *shouts* NTJB! Hello how are you? I'm finally able to get online. I saw everyone tweeting about these new pictures on twitter while I was at work all afternoon and I was dying because I couldn't see them. Now I've died and gone to heaven.

    I second what CJ said. These pictures just made my night. &hearts Rob!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Wooo!! Wondering when you'd get on. If the magazine industry were any kind of smart, they'd pay Rob like a couple hundred thousand to do features on him because this issue will sell out faster than NM tickets LOL.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LOL No kidding! I would have to buy more than one copy. I've always liked reading books but "sex driven people" ???????????? I'm going to have to hunt that down. I really want to take piano lessons now too.

    Is he eating pizza in the last picture? I'm going to dl all of these and ogle them all day, husband be damned. lol
  • He has a lobster bib, so I'm thinking lobster LOL.

    Why they'd take a pic of him eating is just weird LOL.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Oh! I totally didn't notice the bib. I was um distracted?! lol It's weirdly hot is what I think. Does that make me weird?
  • Oh, like I told CF, we're all sad and we're all weird. But we're sad and weird together LOL.

    I just love when he smiles, though. It's great. It's like the sky opening after a storm. And it's good that he smiles more in Eclipse. YAY!!
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Awwwwww! Group hug! LOL Twilight therapy. If I didn't have you chicks to talk to, I would literally lose my mind. My RL friends are not a tenth obsessed like me. So they can't relate. :( FAIL.


    I love his smile too. I catch myself smiling when I see his pearly whites. I'm SO SO SO glad Eclipse has Bellward back together before being "tied" down. I can't wait to see Slade's vision on film.
  • <sigh>

    Heaven. I'm in Heaven... Nothing can bring me down these days. Gosh. So loving you guys as well.

    <sigh>
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I know, I'm on cloud 1000 right now. Not even my husband can kill my buzz I've got going.
    Him: are you almost ready for bed?
    Me: *muted shocked look on face* NOOOO
    Him: Sigh. I lose to fictional characters again.
    Me: *snickers*
  • LOL. Oh, he'll just have to deal with cold fall nights until NM. He's a man. He'll deal LOL.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LMAO He went to bed with the dog!!! ahahahaha I'm a mean wifey.
  • Hahahah. I'm sure he won't be damned to a corner for long. Not after you look at these all day LOL...
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LOL He's too busy watching some rock concert on TV. yippee I say. I'll stay over here in my Robbie bubble.
  • TSC <3 Flying Ninja Rob (8/09)
    omg.. I am totally diggin the piano photo.... *gawk* wow.. I shouldn't look at these with my husband in the room...

    I need to go to bed...
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Lucky for me, my husband is zoned out on the TV, so I'm safe. For now.
  • Dear Vanity Fair editors,

    May I make one request? Please, for the safety of all Twihards around the world, please make sure your December Robert Pattinson issue will be wrapped in tar-black cellophane.

    Because neither your nor I wish for there to be squealing Twihards running around the streets with their faces pressed against Rob's glorious face, licking it till each page gets soggy. They will walk right into cars, telephone poles, and other pedestrians if my request is not made.

    Kindest Regards,

    NTJB
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Ah hahahahahahahahhahahahhah

    I LOVE IT!

    The mental image is just....HYSTERICAL!

    Very nice!

    Though I have to admit...I want it in black cellophane so that the fair-weather fans don't pick them up while their standing in line to buy milk, toilet paper, and toothpaste.

    And for those of you who Rob is just the current flavor of the month, could you please stick with purchasing BOP, People, and OK! and leave the VF's, HB's, and RS's to those who have been dying in anticipation for months!!

    Thank you. :D
  • Hahaha!! Only those who've been salivating for Robert Pattinson and his various characters over the years deserve the VF magazine. Love it.
  • .TF09. Team I'm Freaking Out!
    *dies again*


    effffffffffffffffffffffffff. *tries to get naughty thoughts out of head* *fails* effffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

    lol.
  • Oh boy. Someone's got your avi already LOL.

    Oh, November will just be rife with VF Robert Pattinson LOL.
  • .TF09. Team I'm Freaking Out!
    Noooooooo. Damn it. :/ I like this one the best. :( Gahhhhh.
  • Yes, I know, it sucks. Too many Twihards, not enough pics.

    Who's in your avi?? Kellan?
  • .TF09. Team I'm Freaking Out!
    No. Sonny Bill Williams. Ex-rugby player. Now a boxer, I think. Idk. I just think he's hot. And he has a hottttt accent. lol. From New Zealand.
  • Mmm. Rugby player huh? Good choice. He's definitely hot.
  • .TF09. Team I'm Freaking Out!
    I know. *fans self*

    I've decided to keep my avi's nontwilight-related because i keep switching from taylor and rob. hahah. so i'll just stick with my hot rugby player. :) yay. all mine.
  • ♥is-it-june-yet?.♥
    I am loving his expression in the first picture.Robert Pattinson is a very gorgeous man.:)
  • sexiest-jaw-ever!
    The Most Sexiest Man On EARTH ....IS.....Robert Pattinson.

    Starting from: The just finished having sex hair.

    Next: Those Gorgeous "F*me" Eyes. The perfect Jaw.. His lips..(And most perfect smile that is so Contagious)..His Just right (not to tall not to short.Not to bulky not to thin... Just Perfect Framed Body) .....His Amazing Hands (His hands people that alone does it for Me)
    And Lets not forget His Voice!!( His Sexy English Voice and His American Edward voice is just as Hot) And.....(Thud)
  • .TF09. Team I'm Freaking Out!
    jaw porn. jaw porn. jaw porn. jaw porn. jaw porn. jaw porn. jaw porn. jaw porn.

    *dies*
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Hello Sonny Bill Williams porn! :-D
  • .TF09. Team I'm Freaking Out!
    lol. :D

    He's gorgeous!!! Hahaha.
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    LMAO! the lobster eating one! yaaaay im happy for all the vamp girls! u guys got enough photos on this VF shot to last until well..hopefully 2days! haha *claps & throws robfetti* u girls have fun!
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Hey, I'm so happy to see this post finally. I heard these pictures went up hours ago but just now was able to get to a computer. I cannot wait to get my hands on this magazine.
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    Hahaha oooh I understand! I am waiting for the rolling stone & GQ mag w Taylor. When these are all finally released we will be drooling more than before! *throws robfetti on u* enjoy ur post!!!:-)
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Thank you. I was ogling Rob, looking over my shoulder at my husband to make sure he didn't see what I was doing. Then back to Rob. haha Thanks for the robfetti. Now I need a robrink and I'm set. lol





    robrink = Rob/drink
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    LMAO! No I totally understood ur new name & loved it! I'll need a taydrink!:-)
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LOL What flavor would it be? ;) hahahaha
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    LOL!!! I could take that in a naughty way....hmmm
    *pounders* something sweet bc he is sweet....tropical Taythunder...yeah...i think I like that.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    That's cute! I won't even mention what's in my Robrink. Only that it has Stoli vodka in it.
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    Lmao! I think that's the way he would like it!
  • TheHoneyBear
    Awww. Thanks.
    I should do the same thing for a Taylor post.

    I think I'm too mean and harsh on the wolves.
    So... yeah.
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    lol u said it not me.
    but ur welcome!
  • withthevampsofcourse
    THE PIANO PICTURE<3
  • Now, I like reading as much as the next gal but I've never wanted to read a book more in my life than right now

    Although, I'd much rather an autobiography of a sex-driven Pattinson than some no-named guy who loves initials.

    And then I'd love to see the movie...
  • Well im outta here guys! Cya! sweet dreams 4 me 2nite!
  • TheHoneyBear
    Goodnight :)
  • TheHoneyBear
    WHAT KIND OF F*CKERY IS THIS SH*T

    http://community.livejournal.com/kstewartfans/1...

    Kristen is ALREADY LEAVING FOR BRAZIL!!!
    And look. She has to promote NM with... guess who... rhymes with Failor.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    What's happening in Brazil? Why can't she get a break? I read she and Rob were shacked up at the Chateau Marmont and then she's off flying around the world without him?? BS.


    EDIT: silly me of course it's NM promoting but it sucks she's with Failor. I'd rather see her in Japan.
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    whoa! i cant wait until this girl can get a much needed break! she looks content though
  • TheHoneyBear
    She just got out of LAX and then suddenly one night sleep isn't enough?

    Oh the price of fame.
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    yeah i dont think she even got that bc there are photos of her, tay, & rob coming from the studio today after viewing NM for the 1st time.
  • WHAT!!! Robward will be so depressed, unless..... **goes and sneaks into Robs room, and puts Do not Disturb sign on door**
  • TheHoneyBear
    Brazil is November 1 -- Kris and Taylor
    Mexico is November 2 -- Kris and Taylor

    Japan is November 3 -- Rob and Chris Weitz


    And we will all see the 4 of them together in Paris, France -- November 10
  • Oh, this surprises you, really?

    From November - January, Taysten could share suitcases if they wanted.

    But come April/May, we'll get so much Robsten, we'll forget Taysten's interviews existed LOL.

    Don't fret. Only good things from here on out. Sunday's NOVEMBER baby!
  • TheHoneyBear
    I'm just gonna be soooo pissed about all the Taylor and Kristen photos we're gonna have this week. (I can't even say the word, "Taysten", fyi)


    EDIT: I know I ask for too much.
  • LOL. Don't be pissed. Robsten will have some interviews coming, right before the premiere, right?

    And did I hear right? Weren't Robstenlor supposed to be on the December issue of EW? More goodies.

    I'm sorry. I'm on cloud Rob right now. Nothing pisses me off anymore LOL.
  • whywhy! why always kstwe and tay together?! what the heck.. it shud be rob and kstwe! hmpf.
  • TheHoneyBear
    HARPER'S BAZAAR
    HARPER'S BAZAAR
    HARPER'S BAZAAR
    HARPER'S BAZAAR
    HARPER'S BAZAAR
    HARPER'S BAZAAR
  • There ya go!! Think Rob-itive LOL.
  • haha! in the 3rd pic, the buk his holding is entitled "s*x driven people"
    haha! yea! he is one. ;)
  • TheHoneyBear
    Yell it! Yell it! SEXXXXX!

    omg lol.
  • wooo! s****x!

    haha! *use innocent face* what? xD
  • TheHoneyBear
    HAHHAHA :)
    I guess I'm just a perverted freak .
  • haha! no.. thats just fine, when it come to rob, all silliness comes to the mind of every twilighters! haha! ur not alone! xD
  • I just did, and now peoplethink i am crazy. Why do they not listen when I try to explain how hot rob is...ahh there poor minds, not being exposed to the hotness of rob! Sweet dreams for me tonight! and since when is it omg, i always thought hat it was ome!
  • and so am i...he and i were made to be togeather!! lol!
  • OME!!!!!!!!! that is the my certified definition of HOTNESS!
    whew! its getting hot! haAha! xD love the first pic! haaaaii!
    my gosh.. his f'n gorgeous! oh rob marry me!!!!
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    Well if you want to marry rob... it depends what you look like... and how old you are...and it depends on alot of other things... and he doesnt like children.. at all..

    ;-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCXACehp1jo
  • haha! yah i know.. but thats just fine, i dont have any.. da prob is im just 17.. but dats ok.. i wont give up hoping! hahaha!
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    oh geeze i would love to be 17 lol
  • damm him, such a ruke-making, sexy hot sutff, (goes off mumbling AGAIN!)
  • nah, hes with kirsten....damm her (starts making plans to kill her so that I can have rob!!)
  • haha! maybe i can be a 2nd party or mistress.. haha!
  • Although, I dont think a lot of twilight fans will like me if I kill kirsten and rob goes off to the Voltuir!! LMFAO!!!
  • awwww liquid..thats so cute!!! and mean! Hasnt Kirsten ever heard of sharing!
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    LOL you know you can reply to people right???
  • Found the reply button!! Thanks!!
  • TheHoneyBear
    LMAO forever.
    i thought you were doing that on purpose-- not replying to people.
  • no, im just new here!! and loving it!
  • TheHoneyBear
    It's fine...
    I warn you. NMM.org's comment section is addicting and DISTRACTS you, unless you can control yourself.

    Welcome :)
  • Thank you! Also-beware, my keyboard is retarded!
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    No problem.. that way people get ur messages...

    And if you go to disqus.com you can reply SUPER fast..

    if that matters to you? lol...

    If not, dont do it, youll become addicted and unable to move away from the computer like me :)
  • TIME -- #TNV to the rescue!
    yeah question about that.... when u reply on disqus... i'm just confused. i dont know what i'm replying to?

    does this even make sense? i've tried going to disqus to do my replies etc... i just cant make sense of it.

    help!
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    You are replying to someone, like for instance right now I am replying to you, so you will have this in your "Replies" section on the disqus "My Acrivity" page.
  • TIME -- #TNV to the rescue!
    i just get confused as to which comment of MINE they are replying to... cuz it'll just be like "yeah so true" and i'm like... "what did i say that was so true?!"
    ya know?
    or am i still missing something
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    Yeah that is the downfall. You have to actually go back sometimes and look to see what they were replying to otherwise it doesnt make sense so you have to go back to the website and look lol
  • TIME -- #TNV to the rescue!
    k, well now i at least know that i'm not just stupid and can't figure it out. lol
  • too late!!!
  • yep cullen....yep!
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    I just read all these crazy reports about how Rob is in LA and Kristen is staying at her "house" but she goes to Robs hotel at night and leaves early in the AM so no one sees....

    I mean, its believeable but I need evidence lol
  • That is SOO cute!!!
  • TheHoneyBear
    In Chateau Marmont, they say.

    Aww. Remember back in August when we kept seeing so many Rob/Kris moments. Like those 3 miraculous days before the Teen Choice Awards.
    It started with Rob's Porsche... then Chateau Marmont, then all the Bobby Long/Marcus Foster/Sam Bradley concerts they both attended... *Sigh*
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    Awww helloo memory lane, how sweet you are :)
  • liquid gold...that is really werid!! BUT AWESOME!!! are the rob pics liefsize too (insetd of this shruck down crap!!), cause if they are im going ova 2 ur house tonight!!
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    LOL no his arent lifesize.....

    maybe I can think of a way to make that happen lol, but youre more than welcome to come over!

    Bring ur shamwowpanties!
  • ;)
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    I just have one thing to say, and one thing only :



    TEAM SEX DRIVEN PEOPLE!
  • .TF09. Team I'm Freaking Out!
    gah! YOU! i thought no one else had the same avi, and turns out i was too late :( ahahaha. *will reluctantly change avi once i find another picture* *grumbles* daaaaaamn. you're fast, woman.
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    Lol sorry!

    The minute I saw that picture I just had to run and make it mine! ... If I cant have HIM, I might as well go for a picture.
  • .TF09. Team I'm Freaking Out!
    I know. Haha. It's alright. lol. That is my favorite picture of him from the shoot, though. Good choice :)
  • Uh huh.

    Started that team once I laid eyes on this book.

    If he could just take whatever philosophy and present it to us Twihards sometime in the near future...
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I can guarantee you... sales for that book are going to skyrocket now that this picture has been released. I'm seeing the future, like Alice!
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    Hale yeah!
    I am going to run to every book store and look for that book today! I will not stop until I find it!
    *breathes heavily*
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *follows CC*
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    Dang!
    Well, I can still join the team, can't I ?! *pouts*

    I don't think I've ever felt more at place in another team!
  • Of course you can join. I'm not God or Robert Pattinson LOL.
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    Lmao. Good one.

    In that case, when can we throw the initiation party?!
  • Hmm.

    Materials for TeamSexDrivenPeople initiation party"

    200 copies of VF
    Scissors
    Hard Liquor

    Rules of initiation party:

    1. You can roll around on pictures but not bite or tear at Mr. Pattinson's beauty.
    2. Pornographic use of piano picture is strictly prohibited.
    3. Uh, I forgot the third rule hypnotized by my avi.

    Carry on, Team!
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    " 2. Pornographic use of piano picture is strictly prohibited. "


    WHATT?!?!?! Ahhh, come on!
    Can we please forget that rule?!
    *pouts and cries*
  • Haha. You know that we have to keep this party PG. Can you imagine the clean-up otherwise LOL?
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    amen! love ur avi :)

    jawlicious...

    Jaw porn mmm
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    .....How about just Rob Porn?

    I think we are going to have to rename the man. Rob doesnt seem to do it anymore. Porn seems to do the job.
  • TheHoneyBear
    finger porn...
  • TheHoneyBear
    i came when i took a glance at your icon.


    and it's not helping when everytime i refresh i see like 10 UNF photos of rob.
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    LOL!

    Im glad my avi had that reaction on you hun.
    Its there for you to look at whenever you like !

    Ugh. Stupid disqus isnt letting me edit my name and represent my new team.
  • Pssssssst!!

    CC TeamS**DrivenPeople??

    LOL
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    Woah. That avi of yours is just too tempting for its own good. I need to
    go get me that damn book, asap!

    I think Team S*x Driven People is the best team as of yet.
  • TeamS*xDrivenPeople are the happiest team in the world, possibly happier than TeamLegHitch, whodathunk that LOL?
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    :O
    Wow. I think you're right NTJB.
    Just when I thought Team LegHitch was the best team around... there
    comes Rob and proves me wrong.

    A man holding a s*x book has never been more of a turn on than it is
    now.
  • YES YES YES!!!!!

    Rob just loves to drive us girls crazy. That's what he does on his downtime: think of new ways to drive us crazy.
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    *pictures Rob laying in bed..... in his birthday suit...... thinking of ways to drive women crazy*

    *THUD.*
  • Haha! Nice.

    Grr, now I won't be able to concentrate for the rest of the day LOL.
  • nice honey!!! i wanna read it (and replace you with me!!) lol!
  • Guest
    HOW DARE U

    ROB AND I ARE IN OUR HAPPY PLACE

    HOW DARE U TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US!!!









    jk :) lmao
  • TheHoneyBear
    that was me.

    i'm not a guest. how dare u disqus.

    i have a name, you know.
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    dont you hate it when disqus takes away your identity?

    Its a shame, really.
  • TheHoneyBear
    I know. It hurts.

    It's like someone punched a hole through my chest...
    It's my identity we're talking about , damn it.
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    breathe honeybear breathe... your identity will be back!
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    Whoaaa my disqus looks really weird...

    Everyones avi is like... lifesize! Its cool lol
  • Ronnie
    In the name of the lord, why is this guy so fcken hott!!!???!
    my eyes are popping out of my sockets!
    iloveeeeeeee you rob.<33333
  • TheHoneyBear
    I'll go and write a fanfic about how me and Rob met in a lobster restaurant.

    We fall in love at first sight. And I have a 'Bella' moment by clumsily dropping a bottle of wine/beer. And he helps me clean up the mess I made. Then I look up and we stare into each other's eyes, finding... looking for something. It was like we were gazing into each other' souls.

    And then we walk near the beach and he plays the piano on top of a lush, green hill. And after that, he tells me a story about sex-driven people. And we go get our freak on, on top of that wooden chair.

    PERFECT.
  • TheHoneyBear
    Outtakes of my fanfic:



    An explicit, steamy scene of Rob slowly unbuttoning his black suit jacket and white undershirt. Very, very slowlyyy.
  • i hate it when someone says oh my edward when im thinking about the start of breaking dawn...actully who am I kidding!! I LOVE IT!! (my brain has SO turned to mush!)
  • im wondering if anyone can say anything remotley in english now thaks to rob....rob......rob...( starts muttering again about me and rob)
  • TheHoneyBear
    I have ran out of witty things to say in here.
    Thanks to some dude named Rob.
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    Yeah I pretty much just died. I need to go to bed before I say something that will get me in trouble....
  • wooh!! hate it when comments come out at wrong time!
  • lol!!! but robs already been claimed....:(
  • xxxMsJacobBlackxxx
    i know one way put taylor lautner beside him!!!!
  • TheHoneyBear
    that'll mess up my fantasies though.
    but sure, why the hell not?
  • xxxMsJacobBlackxxx
    haha well it make mine even better!!! hehehehe we can just through him in there and make them double fantasies fantastic hahaa
  • well guys, im dead......rob....rob....rob......(mumbles about rob and me)
  • NOOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROB!!! DONT BITE THE CORN!! BITE ME!! in places no one will ever guess!! :) lol
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Oh, I think we could guess..........LOL
  • so would i, dani, so would i...*goes off into rob and me fantisies*
  • Dani<3'sVampires:]
    Oh I'd do ANYTHING to be that piece of corn!
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Oh, is that what that is?? LOL
  • good idea, my brains turned to mush by now....
  • TheHoneyBear
    I'm just gonna keep spamming until my brain returns to NORMAL mode.
  • well im dead by my parents now......
  • TheHoneyBear
    There's a chance.


    True story.

    We're already expecting our 20th child.
  • hmmm, is there any chance that you can get preggers just looking at pics of him, cause if there is theres about to be a MAJOR population burst!!
  • TheHoneyBear
    I WANT TO BE THAT WOODEN CHAIR.


    RIGHT.

    NOW.

    im as serious as my avatar.
  • TE101_FingerprintsNeverFade <3
    God! I love how he is just sipping on a beer, i think, minding his own bussiness
  • TeamOhMyFreakingEdward
    His entire being is the "f me sign". My goodness, and I'm not the only one who noticed the Sex Driven book in his hand right? Ohhhh my!

    *passes out*
  • lolalove
    I think that was the 1st thing that got my attention!
  • TeamOhMyFreakingEdward
    Mine too. I pratically lost it right then. Oh wait, I did loose it. Ha.
  • team__lutz
    HE IS SO HOT ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHERE HE'S READING SEX-DRIVIN PPL I'M IN LOVE <3
  • yup!! still dont like that last one though....
  • TheHoneyBear
    Somewhere, KStew is crying tears of ecstasy and pure bliss...

    Mhmm.
  • lolalove
    Guess another letter to Santa is in order.. Dear Santa, Its me again! I love how you refused my request last xmas. but here we go again!!! I want this man under my tree with a big @ss smile and we all know he will prob need a really big bow by 7am xmas morning. You will get the Raindeer back as soon as the exchange is made!! Remember what happend last year? Dont make the same mistake again!!!
  • TheHoneyBear
    He's just SO beautiful. I can't even believe you exist, Rob!
    The effect you have on women and men is just indescribable. I can't even put it into words... let alone, have it in one complete paragraph.
    Look at what you're making me do! You're making me type comments in single, consecutive intervals!

    GOD BLESS YOU ROB GOD BLESS YOU
  • cookies_unicornsforRob(nessa_)
    You said it!
    there are no words to describe this man..Kstew is so damn lucky!
  • i hate the last one but the rest....... *thud*
  • TheHoneyBear
    blasphemyyy!
    the last one is hobolicious to the core...

    well not really since a hobo can't afford wine, corn, and an expensive lobster meal..
    but this is THEE rob. THEE hobo rob. so yeahh. i should stop now.
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Couldn't have said it better myself HB....is it a Heineken in his hand too??----Oh, that last pic is most definitely pure, unadulterated, vintage, hobo-licious Rob!
  • TheHoneyBear
    This Vanity Fair shoot and Harper's Bazaar will surely be the death of me.

    And might I say, it will be untimely?
  • TheHoneyBear
    Don't hold back, Rob. Open your arms, stop engulfing your body with it, and flaunt your chest. You're a grown man..
    my, my.
  • yup!! does anyone not agree with that!
  • TheHoneyBear
    I want to share a lobster meal with Rob. *wink*
  • TheHoneyBear
    Rob is the original SEX ON FIREEE.
  • team edward, i cant get this in my country...im going to die.......
  • TheHoneyBear
    KStew is the luckiest girl in the world.
  • TheHoneyBear
    I will continue to spam this post with my irrelevant rambling.
    UNF = Rob
  • FTW - Mrs. Tyler Hawkins
    ---flatline---

    I need this magazine!
  • same, i feel exactly the same way
  • TheHoneyBear
    I feel like I'm on cocaine right now.
    I think I'm high from seeing these photos.

    Take me now, lord.
  • BridgetrunswithVampires
    Sweet Lord above. I can't even speak. I literally think my neighbors think I am nuts. I am always yelling, squealing or jumping around. This time I just screamed "you are SOOOOOO FREAKIN HOTTTTT!!" Sweet dreams are definitely in order tonight! All I can say is.....I need December so NM will already be in theatres and I can buy this mag as well as Harpers Bazaar which we all know is going to be sexyyyy. Anything with R/K is hot. The piano pic....oh be still my beating heart!
  • *thud* wow..............
  • TeamSwitzcob (TRotation/Meg)
    Sexy sexy sexy.... ::sigh:: Damn, I miss playing the piano! haha. Though now I want to play it with Rob. ;)
  • Bella_Luna
    Ohhhh Rob, you're even sexy when you wear a lobster bib.
  • rofl!
  • TheHoneyBear
    I have never wanted to be a bottle of wine... 'til now...
  • I think I want to be a lobster too...
  • Team Ty-Rob-ward ((ORD))
    god life is so unfair ... this man was put on earth to haunt our fantasies .. why?!?!? why?!?!?!
  • TheHoneyBear
    MOTHERFFFUUUUUUUUUU------------
  • pennynicole
    NoWMOw I can have sweet dreams as I sleep of my margaritas. Great way to end the night.
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    This is the last time any of you will ever see me. It will be as if I never existed.
    *looks up at pictures*
    *spontaneously combusts into thin air*
  • I wish I could see your reaction when you actually watch the movie!!
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *shows spectra a little visual of the premier night*
    TSO gets dressed and ready to go.
    Makes line 6 hours before premiere.
    Bounces up and down in line the whole time.
    Finally gets seated in auditorium.
    Movie starts.
    Rob comes on screen.
    TSO dies
  • ROFL!! Ah yeah. You know I think the theatres all over the world will have to have ambulances parked outside for the fainting Twilight fans.
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    You could be right. Maybe we should send out a letter to nearby hospitals and warn them.
  • No TSO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dear Robert Pattinson,

    You've caused millions of Twihards across the world to spontaneously combust at the sight of you. You should be ashamed of yourself and your perfection.

    Regrettably,

    NTJB
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    *falls to her knees and screams*
    Noooooooooooo !

    TSO !!! Don't leave me !!!
    I will go into a "Bella depression" without you!
    Who will be there to wake me up from my fainting episodes now!?
    *sobs* Come backkk !!


    Dang, Rob.. You're killing us!
    This is torture! Slow, sweet, heavenly torture!
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *medical team working on TSO*
    *priests praying*
    *voodoo doctors doing voodoo stuff*
    Medical team: She's not looking too good
    Priests: She needs a miracle
    Voodoo doctor: I can't find anything in my spell book for this.

    *TSO still no hear beat*
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    Lmao wow, never mind, I like NTJB's method better.
  • LMFAO!!!!

    Respect the power of the bouffant. :p
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    Lmao. That dang bouffant always gets me!


    .. Why isnt disqus letting me edit my name?! Whyyy!?
    *cries out of frustration* I.Must.Represent.Team.S*x.Driven.People!
  • Hahaha!!!!!

    Are you still spelling out CullenChick? Cause then it's just too long LOL.
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    TSO!? Can you hear me?!
    Come back, pleasee. Come back!
    We need you! ....Rob needs you!

    *calls Rob's agent*
    Bob! I need Rob! NOW! Its an emergency!
    ....No, I swear this time its serious!
    He's the only way poor TSO will come back to life!

    Hang in there love!
    Robward is on his way!
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *starts to come to*
    *looks around confused*
    How long was I out for?
    Wait?.... Was I dead? All I remember was... I saw Rob in all his glory and then, everything went black and then I saw this bright light and then I saw a million angels surrounding me. I knew they were angels because they all had Rob's face and they were riding unicorns. They all smiled at me and held me and kissed me.
    *starts to get upset*
    Why did you girls bring me back? It was so beautiful there.
    *starts to sob*
    I'm sorry, thank you for saving me.... I need you girls as much as I needed that little piece of heaven that I got to experience.

    Wow... that was really a close one huh? I... I almost didn't make it. Rob needs to learn to tone down that deadly hotness. Someone needs to tell him.
  • NTJB: <bursts in hospital room> I have just the thing. Stand back!

    <Voodoo doctors and Medical Team amazed at NTJB's swift and effective technique as TSO arises, albeit a bit groggy>

    TSO: What happened? Where am I?

    NTJB: <strokes TSO's sweaty forehead with the Bouffant wig> Everything's fine. You just suffered a Rob-eurysm. But everything will be fine.

    Yes, the bouffant cures all that ails you.
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    WOW! You, you saved me. How can I ever..
    *spots the pix from the corner of her eye*
    beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • Did... did you just flatline on me?!?!

    Did you just quit after all the work I put in trying to save your life TSO!!!!!!

    <slaps the wig across TSO's face>

    Wake up!!
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *starts to come to*
    *looks around confused*
    How long was I out for?
    Wait?.... Was I dead? All I remember was... I saw Rob in all his glory and then, everything went black and then I saw this bright light and then I saw a million angels surrounding me. I knew they were angels because they all had Rob's face and they were riding unicorns. They all smiled at me and held me and kissed me.
    *starts to get upset*
    Why did you girls bring me back? It was so beautiful there.
    *starts to sob*
    I'm sorry, thank you for saving me.... I need you girls as much as I needed that little piece of heaven that I got to experience.

    Wow... that was really a close one huh? I... I almost didn't make it. Rob needs to learn to tone down that deadly hotness. Someone needs to tell him.
  • Hahhahahha.

    Wait, Rob's VF pics weren't of angels riding unicorns? I swear that's all I saw last night.
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    LMAO! You died too?
  • Hahahah!

    If that's what you wanna call it. I call it entering the Rob-light zone.
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    yeah.... So that's what they mean when they say you see a bright light when you die.... The Rob-light.... *LeDrool* can I go die again please, or shall I say... Can I enter the Rob-light zone?
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Thank you for sending me back to heaven. You really are a good friend.
  • CantHelpIt (I <3 Beardward)
    Sweet Jesus!

    What book is he reading?!

    *thump as I fall to the floor*
  • pennynicole
    What the poop man!!! He is so flippin gorgeous.
  • I love your avatar LOL.
  • pennynicole
    Thanks. I'm thinking I should change it so I can fit in better around here. :)
  • LOL. I had an icon of a winking Jesus and there are squirrels, winking greyfaces, green cotton cacti. It's all good LOL.
  • He keeps getting Hotter each passing day I hope it never ends
  • rpattzgirl
    It won't ... Men get better with age ...

    He's just going to get better& better, and hotter!
  • Holy mother of God!! -- This man will impregnate with his eyes and kill with his smile.

    I am so getting this magazine!
  • ROFL!!! Love that line!
  • CC; Team Rob's Freckled Back
    I welcome the impregnation and the death then!

    Oh Rob...
    I am left speechless once again due to your beauty.
    I swear I died when I read the tittle of the book he's holding!
  • rpattzgirl
    I just bit into my Edward chocolate bar and it's filled with thick white cream filling...

    Oh sweet jesus....you know where my head went..
  • oh_my_cullen
    Where is my cougar!?

    *runs around screaming*

    RANDOM!!!! WHERE ARE YOU????

    ROB...PIANO....TIE MESSED UP.....BUTTONS UNDONE!!!!!!!

    THIS IS OUR DREAM RIGHT HERE SWEETIE!!!!!!

    *THUD*
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)I<3myTwisters
    *runs up at cougar speed*
    *screeches to a halt*
    *looks at piano picture*
    *thud*

    *slowly opens eyes*
    Cookie!! This is the best damn fantasy I ever had!! *swoons*
  • oh_my_cullen
    *jumps up and down*

    I know, right? LOL

    *hands unicorn cookies over*

    These may make it even better! lol
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)I<3myTwisters
    *eyes glaze over*

    *Imagines self sitting on bench with Rob*

    *takes cookie and munches*

    Thanks Cookie!! That indeed make it much better!! LOL
  • Marce-TEAM KSTEW!
    LOL HOW CUTE DOES HE LOOKS WITH HIS babero??? hahahahaha Love It!!! hahaha last pic is now my fave!! hahahaha

    EDIT: seriously? $ex-driven people? hahaha ok is oficiall they want us going insane! nice book huh?
  • Marce-TEAM KSTEW!
    OK NOW I CAN FINALLY POST, even my internet connection fainted at the pics!!! hahahaha
    and these pics just show why we are sooo obsessed with him! hehehe the guy is HANDSOME!!! personaly my fave is the Piano one! i had a heart attack at that one hehehe
  • Computer meltdown from the release of VF pics? Why does that not surprise me LOL?

    What's up, Marce?
  • Marce-TEAM KSTEW!
    hehehe i'm serious! my computer died!! well my internet actuallly! i was soooo mad! hahahaha. hmmm i'm good i just saw the most hilarious movie i have ever seen! Dracula: DEath and loving it! its freaking funny!!! hahahaha and now i'm writing a story hehe. how about you? ohhh i see you liked Rob's book huh? hahahaha LOL
  • Hahahahah, This book is some serious literature. Nearly as thought-provoking as Hamlet LOL.

    So glad your internet's back!!
  • Marce-TEAM KSTEW!
    HAHAHAHAHA LOL sure sure hehehe. yeah i'm glad too hehe. hey gotta go to bed! talk to you soon! mwah!! take care and don't read too much ok? hahahah
  • Hahahahah!! Night Marce.
  • my alter eggo♥Tyler & Caroline
    That piano pic ♥ LUV IT!!!!!
    Oh how I wish he would write a score for me
    ............Goodness gracious, your H-O-T Rob!
  • I'm torn between the piano pic and the one with him eating and drinking. Either way, I want him. That is all.
  • 5ctBauble
    Did you not see pic 3 and the title of his book!!

    I mean come on!!!!

    The mans holding a sign for himself saying "take me now!!!!!!!!!!"
  • true. But at the piano he is already partially undressed and his lap is open. And then with the food...well eating is 'fun'. His lips are pursed around the bottle and can you imagine the jaw movement?
  • 5ctBauble
    wow!! i thought i analyzed the pic.....

    *goes back to look again*
  • lol I overanalyze everything.
  • 5ctBauble
    In this case that is MORE then OK!!!
  • RobPattinsonDazzles
    and what i always find amazing about rob is the effortless way he poses for the camera and with even layers of clothes in him, he manages to radiate so much oozing sexiness and makes you think of things and stuff to do with this gorgeous guy !!!!!!!!!
  • Mmk, those are hotter than last year's :D ♥♥♥
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Dear Mr. and Mrs. Pattinson,

    THANK YOU!

    Always,
    Patzy
  • ElianaNoelle
    sweet mother of...I cannot speak of the beauty that radiates from this man. They and by they I mean Vanity Fair needs to blow these pictures up to be big posters so I can buy them and put them on the ceiling above my bed.
  • TeamGreyT-Shirt
    Now there is a treat I want in my Halloween goody bag.
  • sasha76
    Now that I've had my visual bedtime story, I'm off to bed with a smile and the promise of sweet dreams :)......g'nite my fellow twifans.......g'nite Rob......
  • RobPattinsonDazzles
    every time rob pattinson comes out, there should be a very very bold huge big massive warning.....total SEX PERSONIFIED is in the house, so better brace yourself ladies and hold on to your sanity !!!!!

    omg, even at a very young age of 23, rob simply exudes pure unadulterated sex appeal !!! gaaahhh, can't wait to see rob in NM, Remember Me, Bel Ami and Unbound Captives where i'm so totally sure he'll make us all happily drown in his uber hotness !!!!!!!!!
  • rpattzgirl
    So true ! In remember me we have "agressive love making" unbound he's in a breech cloth and bel ami sex against the wall, on the floor, every surface!!!
  • I bought Bel Ami book so I get to know how much sexy that movie will be LOL

    I´m thinking he should be named now Robert Sex on legs Pattinson

    honestly any new photo shoot is better than the last
  • rpattzgirl
    The book bored the heck out of me but I loved the script
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    My blasted mother-in-law *shudders* arrives in an hour for a week.....
    ......but these pics have made my day--nothing, NOTHING she says will be able to wipe the stupid grin off my face :-D
  • babydaisy1221
    i want to like him... that is okay right?
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Have a read through the comments here--of course it's ok to like him!!! Most of us freakin LOVE him, hahahahahahahaha!!
  • babydaisy1221
    yeah okay... like is a little bit of an understatement. like i would so jump his bones. so the real question is... does it get odd and out of control if i say i want to lick him? odd requests i know... but it leads to so many dirty (fun) places
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    You sound like you're in the right place honey....welcome!! Get yourself an avi and join in!
    But be warned....there are young people who also use this site so keep your fantasies (reasonably) PG rated or you'll get modded..
    Have fun!! :-D
  • iramos113
    OMG! Little bit off topic but....I don't know if anyone else read OK's magazine article on ROBSTEN splitting up but seriously Kristen! Apparantly she is breaking it off because Rob is talking marriage, he is 23 and ready to settle down, is real laid back , homebody, doesn't like to go out much with big groups and wants a quiet life in London where he can just be himself. According to the article she is only 19 and wants to live in LA and be near her friends and family (which is understandable but....) Rob you need to move on and find you a girl that wants what you want!! I swear if i wasnt in a committed relationship already...Rob you can move me to London anytime and I will gladly sit in the house with you all day, cuddle and watch movies and order take out!!!!
  • 30yearoldtwifan ☠Team SLADE ☠
    OK Mag is a RAG mag.... piece of crap mag who lies all the time. I wouldnt believe them if they said the sky was blue. Enough said. I hope people dont buy this CRAP RAG.
  • ElleEstFou
    Please don't feed the trolls by buying... or buying into these rags. OK is the biggest of them all!
  • FTW - Mrs. Tyler Hawkins
    OK! is the new National Enquirer. Don't believe a word they say. They're the same ones who printed "Inside our Love Nest" and "Robsten Engaged"

    They appear to have a fanfic of their own, and a new chapter hits the shelves every week.
  • rpattzgirl
    Please don't read, buy or belive the garbage.. They are the same piece of crap who reported their love nest the week before.

    By repeating this garbage you are helping to spread thier garbage .

    Gossip Cop already de-bunked this,
  • Agreed!
  • this is beyond amazing
    i mean..just take a look at this men
    he's pure sex for sure
    and that picture of him
    sitting in a bench in front of the piano
    is to die for!
    OMG! ♥
    this is one of the best days i have ever had :)
  • RobismySL_ TeamPatzzandStewy
    Rob..Piano.. Oh my Lord.
    They say Edward ruined it for mortal men..
    Rob ruined it for Human men.. :)
    Yumm..He's just so...... "Mouthwatering"
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    Rob.. Piano...

    I hope that man goes for the music career, so I can go look at him for 2 hours straight in concert, fingering the piano.. the guitar.. the mic... mmmhhhh.
  • fingering the piano.. the guitar.. the mic...

    I'm assuming you'll be imagining him fingering other... equipment during the two hours as well.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I'm sorry, what are you fingering? I think my eyes are tired, they are playing tricks on me.
  • Haha, I'm not gonna go there LOL.

    But why am I wide awake still? It's almost 5 in the morning LOL.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Ok NTJB, I think I'm done for the night. I can't even focus my eyes on the words I'm reading. Talk to you tomorrow sometime.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    I'm starting to sway a little and my eyes are dancing in their sockets. I had to get up early too. Damn. I'll hear about this in the morning.
  • Haha, I'm not gonna go there LOL.

    But why am I wide awake still? It's almost 5 in the morning LOL.
  • fingering the piano.. the guitar.. the mic...

    I'm assuming you'll be imagining him fingering other... equipment during the two hours as well.
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    EXACTLY. Melon banjos and fountain ukuleles and things. MINE.
  • Oh. Fountain ukuleles are so hard to play. But I have a feeling Rob's an aficionado after all that practice he had in his hotel room this year.
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    let me tell ya, it takes a PROFESSIONAL to carve the pumpkin.
  • Wait, Rob knows how to play all these instruments and carve a pumpkin??

    Can I fall more in love with this man? What's the level of love after love?
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    LOL Your name kicks a$$.
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    *almost chokes on a Hot Pocket while reading ECC's*

    OMG, so does your's! Never noticed it before.

    That is one seriously sexy screen name.
  • YES!!!!!!!! TVSDP sn for the WIN!!!!

    Now, I may ask.

    What do SexDrivenPants look like?
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    May I just say: BULGING.
  • Crackward Team Tyler Hawkins
    Thank you. I got the idea from Lainey when she was talking about Rob, a closed set? and Kristen working the marble pole. *struck by lightning-a new name is born* I love it. I won't be changing it like I did every other week.
  • IndiesR
    OMG! I'm so calling out "Rob" tonight....I hope my husband doesnt caught on to it....besides, he needs to thank Rob!!!!
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    I think I'm having a stroke
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Put your head between your legs and take slow deep breaths...you'll be fine.

    Just don't look at the pictures again until it passes.

    LOL!
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Put my head between whose legs???? Oh, mine......darn.........LOL
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    LMAO!

    Oh that would have been much funnier!

    What I meant to say is...

    Put you head between....wait a minute...I don't want to get modded...*wink*
  • Why doesn't he just wear a big sign that says, "Please F*** me"!?
  • Psylocke
    Because people, like me, would take that as an invitation and try to jump his bones ;)
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *covers mouth to keep giggles in*
    Im telling yo' momma!!
    LOL

    *shakes head*
    Because if he DID wear that sign.. ANY girl... or guy... would take advantage of that.. and that means that EVEN a frizzy-hair crazy would do it... ahhhh!! To HALE with that... why cant he wear one that says ROBECI... errrr. yea that one's for me!
  • Hahaha!!!  I love it, go Robeci!!!  lol
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Tehehe... I love your un-dying support CJ baby!!!
  • Michelle
    LOL! That's funny because I could definitely hear him being polite about it!
  • In his lovely British accent of course. hehe
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    your avi makes me moan.
  • Me too!!! I heart it!
  • mrsMcullen
    "please f*** me " ! are you serious ?? have you thought about wether "please" is really necessery or not???
  • LMAO!!! You are so right!! There is no pleading from him...just me. lol
  • therunner
    Hes hot...i understand that

    Hes sexy...i understand that

    But do you notice that some of his facials are pretty funii....i just crak up when i see a random ugly shot of him then i realise that this is the person people drool,slober,fantasize,dream about...haha

    Anyway cant wait until movie release , booked my tickets for the 19/10/09
    (New Zealand haha suckers)
  • SOme of his facials are pretty bizarre, but I know there is a sexy someone in there somewhere. lol

    ANd yeah for New Zealand! lol
  • HAHAHAHAHA major HAHAHAHA ohhh Cj!!!!! hahahaha ROFL!!!! Im in tears!

    You are soooo right! hahahahahaha
  • I am so glad I got a laugh out of you. lol

    It's just so true, he is s*x. lol
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    AMEN.
  • AMen, Amen!!! I love your screen name!
  • ROBPATTZ_WIFEY...Jake WHO??
    Yes Robert, just replace the lobster bib with the sign already...(swoon)
    As a matter of fact, I would love to be the lobster bib right about now, yum!
  • I would love to be his anything right now. ;)
  • The "Please F**k me" sign is laying on my bedroom floor....
  • Ha!!! I so wish I had a life-size poster of him right now...
  • Nice new avi ;-)
  • Thank you...**sigh**  I love it.  :)
  • EdwardsVenom/RobsBoxerBriefs
    They have him holding a book on Sex Driven People for God's sake!

    Well F*** ME!!! HARD!

    I would just like to thank Rob Pattinson's Parents and GOD, first and foremost, for coming together and creating the gorgeous creature before us!
    Second, I want to thank TV, Film, Magazine, Internet Access...anything that brings this gorgeous man's face and body into view!
    Third, I would like to thank all the wonderful people who pluck, brush, paint, scrub, rub, wipe, dress, exfoliate and just overall ENHANCE the vision before us! This includes the talented photographers, Camera operators, lighting specialists, Casting Directors...etc.
    Fourth, I would like to thank my friends at nmm.org/em.org/twitter...etc. who continually keep me updated and in view of such a FINE piece of....*clears throat*....@$$. Without you I would come home from working swing shift and have nothing but ff to read (definitely NOT complaining), but we ALL know we would drop that crap in a heartbeat to stare at any new pics or enhanced OLD pics (if we're really being honest here) of the MAN before us now.
    And lastly, I would like to thank the makers of many articles of clothing that this Man puts on his body.......but a SPECIAL THANKS to the makers of Boxer Briefs and Button-Fly jeans! These people have made my day brighter and my breathing heavier, more times than i would like to admit!
    THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
    Good night and God bless!
    *fade to black*
    Crap, after all that I forgot to say "I LOVE Rob Pattinson!"
    I'm sure you got the point.
    *wink*
  • Oh my!!! Everything you said is perfect! lol
  • LuvEC
    You go girl !! Could you have written that any better? I don't think so!
  • crazyTwiMom
    ok so I check out this site EVERYDAY which is kinda crazy cuz I'm a 41 year old twi-mom. Gotta say I love the site though! This will be the first time I have been moved to comment. What's wrong with me when a "kid" gets me so dang hot. Can't imagine what this beautiful creature will mature into. WOW!!!!
  • laurennicolecullen
    thank u for taking the time to thank everyone
    cause i was to busy drooling
    having inapporiate thoughts
    and feeling all warm and fuzy inside
    god i love you for this man!
  • Bravo!!!!!!

    That's all! :D
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    the BEST thank you I've ever read! You said it all... I said in another post that I'm sure SnowyHedwig is written in that book he's reading... LOL
  • Shannonsparkles-Teambreakrecs!
    couldn't have said it better!
  • he doesnt need to.. the look says it all


    where can i find that book!!!! lol
  • It's the next #1 NYT best seller!!! lol
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    LMFAOOOO!!! There have never been truer words.
  • He is the definition of sexiness!!
  • IndiesR
    I thought he was already wearing it...look, see it?!. LMAO
  • He is!!! **facepalm**

    LMAO!
  • Ivy_Pattinson Team Happy Trail
    There's no need. Then he wonders why he is being attacked by all these bloody newborns, lol. I know a lot of us are going to bed really happy tonight.
  • You know, I don't mind going to bed early tonight. lol
  • Ivy_Pattinson Team Happy Trail
    Lol, that's where I'm headed now that have the pics imprinted in my mind. Goodnight!
  • Night Ivy! :)
  • RobPattinsonDazzles
    oh yeah !!! coz rob totally redefined sexiness !!!!
  • He did!!! I officially find pale men hot! lol
  • 5ctBauble
    What do u think the cover of that book in Pic 3 says!!???
  • He is trying to kill us!
  • The book says "S*X DRIVEN PEOPLE"
  • 5ctBauble
    It was a rhetorical question....

    i meant that his book was a subtle sign saying "F**k me NOW!"
  • Curtiecue
    lol!! the only weird things are the sex crazed people book he is reading in one pic and the lobster bib in the other. although i admit he is extremely orgasmic! lol
  • I need a unicorn cookie!! lol
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    *hands CJean a unicorn cookie*

    Nice avi by the way...where ever did you get it?

    LOL!
  • HA!!!
    Thanks for the cookie!

    Mhmmmm....
  • rpattzgirl
    Lmao!!!

    I know, he's a big tease'
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Dayum Girl, you don't waste any time with that Avi.

    *hands rpattzgirl the "Speedy Gonzalez Award" for fastest avi change*

    LOL
  • rpattzgirl
    Gotta be fast!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    And you are!

    *high fives*
  • **sigh**

    I want him...lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    pssssssst - he said he wants you too and to meet him at Chateau Marmont in L.A. Can you make it?


    LMFAO - can you make it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Of course I can!!!!!!!!!!!

    I haven't been working-out my legs lately for nothing! LMAO! ;)
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Just make sure you shave those rockin' legs and spritz on a little perfume so you smell all purty!
  • Done!!!

    ANything else? lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Nope! You're good! Do us proud.
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    Oh yeah, he is truly king of the eye f*ck...... *wipes drool*
  • He is..**thud**
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    He doesn't need to....it's all right there in those beautiful eff me eyes...
  • mesopotemian_Twilightfan
    Could't agree more...
  • And the hair...and the jaw...and he is s*x on legs!! lol
  • ROBPATTZ_WIFEY...Jake WHO??
    You know what, as I think about it F the bib, how about you just play me Rob like the piano...I am exactly like a piano...when you touch my keys I make beautiful music.... be my pianist Rob! Play me...use me to compose a score! Ahhhh I am music to you're ears Mr. Pattinson!
  • LMAO!!!
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I am crying...
    I mean literally crying, from the ridiculously unbelievable sheer awesome unrealness of this man's beauty!
    *kathud*
  • i know what you mean it hurts to watch this man and knowing i can't fck him..i mean meet him!...really that jaw..wow i'm forking drooling and another wow at the picture with the sex book!...omc!...
    *fez's voice*
    oooooooh weeeeeeeeee!
    and i can't even explain what the picture with the piano does to me!..omg really i'm crying and fanning my self at the same time..
    FCKING WOW!!!!!!!!!
    i can't wait for this to get out!...ah!
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *hugs my fezulous*
    *sobbing*
    One day. One day we will hold him in our arms and then we will spontaneously combust into thin air and die very happy women.
  • i hear ya sister!..
    indeed i pray for that day to approach soon...
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    oooooh... not just a thud, but a KAthud... LMAO

    so, I have no self-control... and where I live, no MTV, either... but I found the Ulalume MTV New Moon stuff in a great-quality video on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hGJfVCHx2w
    lost of cast talking & a 30-second clip the b-day party - it's at the end, so you can skip it you feel the need...

    Having absolutely no self-control, I did NOT skip it, of course... ;)
  • Lu :) SPIDERFLIPPY = LOVE.
    LOL at emmett in that clip.
    I love him.
    Also, bit worried about them saying eclipse is going to be more of an action film....
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    yup, Emmett was hilarious... ;)
    I understand what you're saying about the "action film" comments, but then again, having seen shots like Bella & Edward in the meadow, it reassures me that David is paying attention to that side as well... we'll just have to wait and see... *sigh* how many days until Eclipse comes out? LMAO
  • Lu :) SPIDERFLIPPY = LOVE.
    LOL.
    you joke, but i bet you there are loads of people on here who actually know!
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    OH, i KNOW, believe me, I do... I just wish we could skip to November 19th, then have a week or two to watch it multiple times, then skip to June 2010... ;)
  • Lu :) SPIDERFLIPPY = LOVE.
    LOL. i agree.
    I haven't even got my tickets yet..
    I am shocked at myslef!
    hahaa
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    and you call yourself a fan?! shame on you! ;)
  • Lu :) SPIDERFLIPPY = LOVE.
    I know, I knoww!
    i will do it this weekend.
    i'm fairly sure it hasnt sold out yet.....
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I won't watch it. I said no more. I can't take it.
    I.
    Must.
    Be.
    Strong.
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    *sigh* It's not fair... why can't I be strong?! *whimpers*
    You're so amazing, I wish I could be like you! I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy! LOL
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *in edwards voice*
    I could always make you.
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    *THUD* dammit, you know how to turn me to mush.... ;)
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    *blushes*
  • ROBPATTZ_WIFEY...Jake WHO??
    I'd really like to be a strand of his hair....he'd touches me so frequently....run those long fingers up and down my body

    *thud* I am so In LOVE
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Ahhh, yes. To be a strand of his hair....
    *looks at photos*
    *starts to think*
    What do you think happens to the people who photograph him? Do they die every time they take one picture and have a medical team standing by to revive them so they can take one more?
  • ROBPATTZ_WIFEY...Jake WHO??
    I think they do.....they have to have them take breaks in between. lol. Too much eye candy....they have diabetes of the eyes! Breaks are the insulin. Gaahh! I wanna stroke his hair and use my finger tips as a paint brush. Edible paint anyone?
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    And Bean awarded me those legs...they're officially MINE!
    Won them fair and square!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Hey! What the........??????????????

    *Makes mental note to confront Bean on her award selection*

    Pfffffft - I get her a signed, DNA encrusted 100 Monkeys shirt and she gives Rob's legs to Patzy?

    Heads are gonna roll!

    LOL
  • lolalove
    you should call the hands.. Wonderful things can happen with um!!!
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    *looks around and whistles*
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Oh! uh-huh!

    That's what I thought!

    *Needs new keyboard after pounding out that last few posts*
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    No she really did...go to the Rob's Closet post...I have proof.
    *runs to bedroom and grabs Rob's legs*
    See!?
  • Fine! But I get the...hair/jaw!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Crumbs - is that all that's left?

    No actually - I get his man parts.

    OK, I can live with that. LOL
  • Snowy 05/09 Remember Rob!
    OhE, you lucky girl! I wouldn't mind his hands.... or his chest... and no one's taken his LIPS...
  • What?!!? Then I also get his @ss! lol
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Wait! Then what am I supposed to grip if you've got your hands all over it, my hands grabbing your hands, grabbing his butt? This is getting very complicated.
  • <RobLoverDownUnder>I♥Duroy
    OH DEAR GOD JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Great God Almighty!

    We knew it was coming and here it is!

    In a suit!

    Playing Piano

    Reading a sex book

    Eating Lobster

    We are meant for each other. This proves it without a shadow of doubt.

    LOL
  • TeamVampiresWearModestyPatches
    LMFAO!
  • IndiesR
    ROFLMAO!

    Seriously though, after looking at all these pics of him, I didnt know it was possible for my body to produce so much fluid.....good gawd! Shamanties!!!
  • AlohaSD "Robso-Freakin-Lutely"
    Holding a corncob!!!

    Geeez, don't they know? Or do they? *rubbing chin*

    lol
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    They might as well have him eating the lobster with butter sauce running down his chin...

    Um...I'm going to have to excuse myself for a little bit.

    LOL!
  • AlohaSD "Robso-Freakin-Lutely"
    Are these photos blurry or is it because I'm crying???
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Yeah! Tears of utter joy!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    Thanks! Thanks for that.........................

    Be right back.................

    LMAO
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Nothing like a visual to go with your visual...
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    They don't...................

    but we do...............................
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    And it's better than we ever dreamed!!!!

    OME he's just....just....

    *swoon*

    *thud*
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    *tries to pick up Patzy and thuds next to her*

    flatline -----------------------------------------------------------
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    Dr.C where are you??? Bring the defibrillator!!!
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    *In Edward's frantic voice while Bella is bleeding out and the venom is spreading*

    CARLISLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • its_R_Pattz_baby
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    LMAO
  • doggoneluvable
    he doesn't need that book to tell us what he wants =)
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    I like how you think...
    *wink*
  • doggoneluvable
    y thank you... just thinking about it gives me the chills
  • AshleyAnne5
    hhmmm he is reading "Sex- Driven People".... interesting... and the suit and tie.... very nice!
  • Rob's Lova
    Wow. Im lovin' it!!!!
  • melt in my seat:]
    lmao. the book hes reading HAHAH
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    WOW it appears everyone is fainting or dying tonight lol
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I'm asking my hubby for a divorce before I go to bed. I'm going hunting for Rob in the morning!
  • ROFL!!! AHAHA! Make sure to get it on video, priceless! :)
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I will try my best. I promise.
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    Oh good, well since there are pictures of him in LA, now we know where to go :)
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    Let's go! Now!
  • IndiesR
    That we are! I'm so buying this issue of Vanity Fair, even if I have to rob the bank to do it...at least I'll have these pics to help me pass the time in jail. LOL
  • doggoneluvable
    or maybe not going to sleep at all and just stare at them ALL night
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    thats definitely an option
  • doggoneluvable
    i would take that option but its HALLOWEEN tmrw!!! WOOT WOOT!
  • roflmao
  • RobismySL_ TeamPatzzandStewy
    Can you say...Yummy???!!! My God I..... *Falls off of chair*
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Yes I can and yes he is...yummy!
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    *Picks up RobismySL * R u crazy.. you just can't fall on the floor like that.. what if you had a concussion and can't see New Moon in 3 weeks...
    LOL
  • RobismySL_ TeamPatzzandStewy
    Haha.. Very Good point!!
    Oh Gosh, you just reminded me..I can't wait much longer, I'm counting down the days, minutes, and seconds.... :)
  • Robert made my day
    Can Rob get any hotter? No. he has more than 100% pure good looks.
    The guy is amazing!
    My favorite.

    Mr. Pattinson, may I please dine with you?
    Mr. Pattinson, will you please play me a song on your piano?

    Sincerely,
    Team Rob.
  • Died...
  • ♥Love...Pattinson♥ (LTCB)
    Rob and the piano........... Thud!!!
  • 5ctBauble
    I can explain all the pics!

    Pic 1: He's opening his coat to let us know there is MORE then enough room for BOTH of us to be in there

    Pic 2: Trying to redress....but a few buttons were erm....torn off in our haste...hence the concerned face

    Pic 3:We're reading our biographies ;)

    Pic 4: His pouty 'come give me love' face

    Pic 5: crooked shirt, unstable stance....omc had it right...hes been messing around on the piano ;)

    Pic 6: Asking if we can do it against the side of molded old shed which we would prolly knowck down...

    Pic 7: Having a feed to re-energize ;)
  • oh_my_cullen
    Umm...don't you mean Rob and I were messing around with the piano! *winks*
  • 5ctBauble
    i didnt specify.....maybe we were BOTH on there at some point....??

    U first ofc....see i share!
  • oh_my_cullen
    *kisses baubles*

    Which is why I love you of course! You must have taken him for lobster and then went to the piano bench! How could I have forgotten? lol
  • 5ctBauble
    LMAO yes....had to let him recuperate a bit first...
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    I want you now
    Tomorrow won't do
    There's a yearning inside
    And it's showing through
    Reach out your hand
    And accept my love
    We've waiting for too long
    Enough is enough
    I want you now...
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I swear I'm literally aching places I should never ache.
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    It's ridiculous how sexy that man is...I mean....just....look at him!
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)I<3myTwisters
    I've been just looking at him ALL day!! I think i used an industrial sized case of shamwows already today!! LMAO!!
  • ☠Scruffward+TSOkitty=Unicorns☠
    I can't. If I do... I will die.
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    *thud*
  • KathyFeelsFireandIce
    "Sex driven people"

    Hmmmmm I guess Rob was trying to give us some hints haha ;]
  • rpattzgirl
    HI BABY!!! LOOKING GORGEOUS AND SEXY AS EVER!
  • Since you have my first choice, do you like my second choice?

    Not like it matters, you can't go wrong with Rob! lol
  • 5ctBauble
    gee u avi wh*res are fast! LOL
  • I really want the piano one, but that's not a good avi pic.
  • 5ctBauble
    OK...i LOVE this zoomed and cropped avi much more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Oh, why thank you!!! I brightened it up a little. I'm a twin for now, but we'll see...
  • 5ctBauble
    yeah it looks better brighter too
  • Thanks! But I'll prob go back to my other one at some point.

    NOTICE: If anyone takes my old jaw porn avi...well, I am a mod and there will be consequences if the avi is taken! lol ;)
  • 5ctBauble
    yeah u cant capture the whole thing...but use it as ur BG!!!

    omg! *drools at the thought*
  • rpattzgirl
    Love it! Love them all!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *looks at pics*
    *waits for twitter to empty out as all the vamp girls get sucked into the black hole that is the VF pics*

    Okay, I guess I can't entirely blame you, that pic at the piano is pretty darn good.....and the jaw porn.......and the s#x hair.

    *shrugs*
    What? Just cause I'm a wolf girl doesn't mean I'm blind!

    *runs off to call Daddy C.*
    We're gonna need some medical attention on this post....
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    *leans agains fence, dusting off an apple, and revealing an evil smirk*

    Hmmmm....fancy meeting you here.

    So, Hero, what cha doin' on this side of the fence?

    *glances at Hero's dumbfounded expression and chuckles*

    Ya... That's what I thought. Enjoy, love.

    *takes a deep bite of the crisp apple and saunters away*

    Please remember to close the gate when you're done.
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *looks around guiltily*

    Um...where am I? I must have sleepwalked over here! LMAO

    Thanks for your blessing, sweets! ;)

    *dashes through the gate, shutting it behind her*
  • ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
    Hey...You scratch my back. I scratch yours. That's how this works.

    LOL
  • oh_my_cullen
    *stares blankly at computer screen for ten minutes*

    ........

    *another ten minutes*

    ........

    *takes deep breath*

    D@mn!!!!!

    *dies happy*
  • laurennicolecullen
    gutter buddie i have missed u

    (*runs and hugs oh my cullen*)

    never again will i leave the gutter especially with these pics!

    *drools*
  • oh_my_cullen
    *hands over shamwow*
     
    I have missed you too! Just one thing stop drooling on me! LOL
     
    The gutter has been rather lonely without you! So I take it you want your spot back?
  • laurennicolecullen
    *hangs head* sorry my drooling is completely over hand!

    i know i know school sucks but i think ill need the gutter so im back*smiles to oh my cullen*

    im back and ready to be in the deepest darkest corners of the gutter with you my friend

    *pulls omc into emmett like hug*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Uh-oh.

    *calls over shoulder*
    Daddy C, we need you over here!!!

    *begins resuscitation*
  • oh_my_cullen
    *head toward the light*

    *hears wilfy calling for Daddy C*

    Cr@p!!

    LMFAO
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Whew! That was a close one!

    Don't go into the light, love! You must stay here with me and be my partner in crime!
  • oh_my_cullen
    *facepalm*

    but...but.....but.....

    I couldn't help it! Rob is just s*x on legs in those pics! I want it so bad!

    I'll always be your partner in crime! lol
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Yay, I'm glad!

    And that's all the more reason to stay here!

    Rob is here on earth, my darling! If you stay out of the light, you still have a chance to potentially meet him someday....
  • oh_my_cullen
    *thinks about someday meeting Rob*

    Sweetie you will have to be there if I ever meet Rob personally because I would surely head towards the light.

    *sigh*
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    We are dropping like flies on here!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Yup. It was bound to happen.

    For being tough as stone, you vamp girls sure go down easily at the sight of Rob pics!
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Yay! I found a wolf girl!
    I was watching something on TV and they called Taylor....get this...

    MANBEEF!

    LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
  • Team Swirl RWTP
    MANBEEF?! alex called him the chimp the other day...*sighs* ppl..hahaha these names. they're killing our poor wolf boy!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    ROFLMFAO!

    Okay, while I do find that pretty darn funny, comments like that are probably why he doesn't want to do any more shirtless roles after the saga. Can't say that I blame him! What show was it?
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    *cough* TMZ *cough cough*
    *hides face in shame*
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    *facepalm*
    Yeah, the shame might be warranted on that.
    LOL
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Yeah, I'm not proud...
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    It's ok, we all have our guilty pleasures.
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    I thought mine was Vampire Diaries...
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Maybe you have more than one? LOL
  • Kay
    ROTF Manbeef?? LOL!!!!!!
    i wonder what he'll say about being called manbeef
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    I'm sure he doesn't watch the show I was watching...it's utter trash.
  • Kay
    yeah well what can u say about TMZ?
    but i guess that word will get to other people and ask him about it. it's very proper for him even thought he's still a teenager.
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    YES! Isn't that hilarious?

    Love it!!!
  • 5ctBauble
    :O is my wilfy drooling for a vamp???

    or you gonna try and pass it off as 'moral support' for ur soulmate....?
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Moral support, um, yeah, that's exactly what it is!!!!

    *nods enthusiastically*
  • 5ctBauble
    So long as that moral support comes in the form of a very sexy Doc named Ewdward???
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Whatever you want, my love! *kisses*
  • 5ctBauble
    ur my sexy nurse remember!!!
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Oh I remember! Don't worry, I'm just gathering up my team of hot docs to attend to your ailments, baby! ;)
  • 5ctBauble
    very good!!! =D
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    LMAO at the last pic of him eating...


    ahahahahahahaha

    *looks at piano picture.....*

    *faints, dies.*
  • TLG_CANTreadSAGAon_POTTY
    AHHHH new posts always wake everyone up :)


    SOOOO hawt. Want to touch teh hineyyy
  • Kay
    *sees rob and piano*
    *stares*
    *dies*

    Those VF pics keep getting better and hotter. those are without doubt the best photoshoots ever made of the TwiCast especially Rob's
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)I<3myTwisters
    This could well be the hottest photo shoot of all time!!! *swoons*
  • 5ctBauble
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *THUD*

    are they FORKIN TRYING TO KILL US WITH PIC 3????????
  • Aren't you glad I kept to US time?! You'd be waiting till the morning to get this otherwise!
  • IndiesR
    Hey Girl, how r u enjoying the usa, so far? I hope we get a chance to meet up. :)
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    I
    LOVE
    YOU...

    *whispers*
    And so does my husband, but he doesn't know why...

    LOL!
  • 5ctBauble
    *covers TSH in kisses*

    awww...i know u knew i just logged on and thought u would spoil me!!

    Im so excited by this post...i think i passed out and saw stars!!!

    Wait......no.........it was just all the new mods descending on me :S
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    I don't descend - I walk with, alongside, and party with all the pals who have nothing better to do on Friday night than drool over new pictures of Robert Pattinson. LOL
  • 5ctBauble
    ok!! LOL....

    cos im one of those...
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    My kid keeps wanting me to come sit with her and watch Disney channel shows - WHILE THERE ARE NEW PICTURES OF ROB TO TALK ABOUT!

    Lawdy - there is no justice! LOL
  • OhEdward (mouthy since 04/09)
    *singing*

    Did you ever know that you're my hero????????????????????????

    You are the wind beneath my wings..................

    LOL
  • Team banana <3 June
    Fan down I repeat Fan down

    page Dr. Carlisle
  • laurennicolecullen
    i LOVE your avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Team banana <3 June
    hahaha

    Thanks doll :)

    I love yours too
  • laurennicolecullen
    thank you

    *hugs*
  • 5ctBauble
    Id rather take Dr E Cullen from ff =D

    but yes.... fan down!!!

    in need of mouth to mouth ;)
  • JacobIsMyHeroin-Team Sure,Sure
    Mouth to mouth, hmmmmm?

    I could help with that, baby ;)
    I'll bring Edward along too, of course!
  • indiehearts6/30/10
    orr i have no idea top 5
  • LinzLou
    I need this mag stat! Love ALL of the pics!!!
  • Hello there beutiful

    You are a greek god =]
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    Yummy!!!!
  • indiehearts6/30/10
    ahhh 3rd
  • i think i just Robgasmed to death
  • I. AM. DIED.

    *fanning self*
  • indiehearts6/30/10
    2nd
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)I<3myTwisters
    *THUD*
  • Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy)
    Now I don't what I want more...New Moon or this damn magazine!!!

    *drool*
  • EFC(TeamSexHair)I<3myTwisters
    Oh I still want the movie more, but this magazine is definitely a close second!! Holy Cannoli!! Thats all I have to say!!!
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    We want the movie.. of course we want new pics of Rob too.. Damn.. can we get both at once..
  • doggoneluvable
    i guess i was second?
  • cookies_unicornsforRob(nessa_)
    omg rob is just gorgeous..
  • doggoneluvable
    wow amazing!!!
  • Team banana <3 June
    first

    OH MY DEAR LORD

    I need this mag NOW

    ROB IS SEX ON LEGS

    No question about that
  • Wow, first on leaked the Rob VF post. Amazing!!!
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