i personally think taylor lautner is sexier than robert pattinson i the movie they are both kinda equal i enjoyed the movie i hope they keep making more goodluck to all the cast and crew may God bless you have a nice day

The whole time I was looking at these picture, I was thinking about the song, "Sex Bomb"

LOL

too hot.I have burnt myself.lol

Have you guys noticed how everyone in The Twilight Saga is now wearing the same type of Raybans.... Robert started it.... He has set a trend.... I love him <3

i am all the way TEAM JACOB!!!!!! taylor lautner is so sexy! :) id tap that any day

Taylor is the Hottest guy alive itsa pity I live so far away from him, but I'l meet him one day fo sho LOL...

video of Taylor on Ellen. She's asked about kissing Taylor Lautner and answers very coyly

http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/10/80272/

no matter what i do i always end up coming back to this post...smh it's like it has me under a spell or something
*looks at butt pic then buttonfly pic then butt pic again then buttonfly pic again then 1st pic w/ his mouth hanging open hmmm*
i just want to devourer him *long sigh*

OMG! hes seriously wayyyy to friggen hot!
his skin is so perfect!!!

2 words: NICE JEANS

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-tayl...

wtf? um... boo!!! apparently a guy almost 18 can't show off hard work??!

i am sorry for posting this my fellow wolf sisters...its..its..its news ya know?
http://taylor-addiction.net/galeria/thumbnails....

omg how could u?! *looks betrayed* it can't be..it..i...just....friends? *runs & crys*

I have to tell KOG about this she owes me after i whooped Kellan's gf (Anna) a** today!

I KNOW IM SORRY!!!! I just read this article & they asked her what they were & she said "i don't know....um he is amazing....we are close...so yep" and than she said "well were in a movie together & I'm excited to see that" .....(I need 2 find that article but I've only read it once & the words are engraved in my head already) *sighs* I keep saying it's ok but yet it hurts! & w/ all the promo coming up..I'm pretty they're going 2 ask & I don't wanna hear it!!! I'm sorry I posted it! *offers a cookie*

*takes cookie* we r so pitiful. we are gonna have to get used to it b/c she'll probably show up at the premiere just gushing over him. I can hear her now "I so excited to see it, he's so great." then she'll giggle. *gag* ok i really have to learn to accept it but it's so hard...smh

LMAO!! It's ok! I understand it's sad bc i truly liked swift well I mean I still do haha it's just I'm never like this I'm never the drama fangirl. I'm never the fangirl i haven't been since BSB/Nick Carter days. & I've never been the over dramatic who gets upset but some how it hurts! & I'm trying 2 be nice about swift. It's not her fault I dunno what's wrong me! So I understand I've mocked her too...I gotta stop bc I truly like her. In due time we will be normal again.

OMG Taylor!!! Your soooo pretty!! xP
lmfao
OK ok ok
Either those jeans are freaking tight as shyt
OR..........! LOL

From Twitter:

@TheAlexMeraz catch me in PEOPLE MAGAZINE, hits stands today...I'm "the sexy man of the week." P.S. I'm shirtless in a pool like a wet dog!


*adds yet another People magazine to my ever growing collection*

Sexy man of the week? He should be of the year : )

hahahaha people should love us twifans..they have made the money off of us the past 2yrs

I know, we've all made them rich, richer and richest (SM) They should give us a personal thank you. I only want Rob though.

i know. you take rob. cuz all i really need is taylor!...well and the rest of the pack really but definitely taylor!

dear goodness...its a shame how this kid walks while holding his keys and i lose my breathing...its a crime...
btw: where was he going? (i sound like a stalker i know.)but he looks like he was going into a studio....photo shoot anyone? (nvm i creeped on the rest of the photos martial arts studio)
edit: the last photo and that random guy..haha he has the look like "uh...should i know this kid? bc ppl are following him around w/cameras")
i wonder if the residents of LA just become immune to papz....thats crazy.

Here have a dragon cookie!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3400/3639892622_...
Remember to share.
Sharing is caring!

Hahaha why thank you very much!!
*takes a dragon cookie & munch on it while gahing @ the Taylor photos*
oh yeah...*passes the tray of cookies on* see I can share....not so well with Taylor but I can:-)

*pats IRWTP on the head*
Good girl.

*hoowls* I'm trying 2 be!!! :-)

I'm Back!!! its official its just my work computer is just f*cking with me and won't let me post here but i'm finished my work day and i'm back home where i can oh yeah!!!!
Can i just say DAMN! that ONE button thank god he's legal here even if my heart belongs to Rob i can still look right???!!!

i just can't believe that a 17 year old has a body like that ,,, from the back he's like 23 or something but from the front 'cause of the innocence in his face u can tell he's so young ,,,,,,, aaaaah hoot ....

*SIGHS*

I guess I will have to go to jail!!! LOL!!

Oh, I found it! The kissing scene: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,2031588...

MmmmHmmm...

Mmm what a nice thing to look at first thing in the morning after my computer was screwing up all night... Hey, what happened to the kissing scene though? I was hoping to see it again! Haha

Well this is a significant improvement on last week's outfit. Dear Lord, that random red hat did nothing for him.... Hiding that sexy hair. What would he do next? Wear a mouth gaurd to cover his teeth? *shakes head* Oh well it seems it was just a momentary lapse in judgment. :P:P

First Rob with the hoody and buttonfly, now Tay....here's an idea, a vamp/wolf buttonfly photo shoot.......

*dazzled by the thought of all that sexiness*.......

Ahhhhh what nice way to wake up!! OWW OWW!

*hides from vampire girls, and runs back to our side of the fence*

http://music-mix.ew.com/2009/10/28/new-moon-tim...

NM Soundtrack outsells Michael Buble and Tim McGraw's latest installment, selling over 230,000 units in it's first ten days on shelves.

YES! This soundtrack deserves some recognition. It's incredible and I cant stop listening to it.

Hey CF... I see your avi is back! *wink*
Hey I have an idea... how do I submit it to nmm.org?

twitipline@gmail.com

:D

Thanks!

Hey CF... I see your avi is back! *wink*
Hey I have an idea... how do I submit it to nmm.org?

It's back by popular demand. Haha. Some missed it.

Hehe. I'm glad it's back!

He's a minor.......he's a minor...........HE. IS. A. MINOR>!

*must repeat mantra*

He's a very nice good looking young boy...BOY....that will one day make one VERY LUCKY girl VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY,VERY, (you get the point)........HAPPY!

(and I hope it's my daughter!)..........LMAO!!

;-)

LMAO...well if you cant have him then i guess your daughter can!! as long as his in the family..right!

what does a 22 yr old do in a situation like this...lol, i dont have a daughter and am 4yrs older than him!!...hmmmmm, maybe he likes older women, tayswift is 2yrs older than him!!..lol

FOR REAL!!!

Think....Just THINK of the things you could teach that young man.......

Go educate him Wolfi.....Make him a better man for someone else....or hell.....for YOU!!!!!!!

Ya know.......Edward rips pillows and headboards...............Wonder what Jacob could do?!?!?!????????????????????????

Phew!!!

;-)

you have motivated me...!!

i could teach a thing or two i have learned in my 22yrs of life!!....lol

well Jacob is a werewolf, he could rip my clothes of with his teeth...and he is as strong as Edward he could probly break the bed or heckk even the house Emmet style, if he's taught right!!..*wink*

LMAO!!!

"Emmet Style".....LOL!!!

Yeah...someone needs to Fan-Fic on what Jacob's style would look like!....LOL!!!!

Talk about: "It's gettin' hot in here...so take off all your clothes"....LOL!!!

I showed my daughter these pictures this morning and she's like...

MOM! How can you not be Team Jacob!

Edward is too pale and skinny....

and I said...Do you want to walk to school? LMAO!!

the first pic i saw his face
the second i saw his -(not a bad thing)
the third i saw him, and then some random guy in the back.

is it me or does it look like he is about to jerk or something?

Preview video of Taylor on Ellen. She's asked about kissing Taylor Lautner and answers very coyly

http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/10/80272/

hmmm... if your daughter goes missing dont blame me ok? hehehehe.

yeah. definitely sent her to school. whole day. hehehehe. kidding. ^_^

LOL is it just me or is Taylor starting to look more and more like our beloved Steven Strait. Every new picture he takes looks more identical to Steven.... but thats ok Steven Strait in my opinion is one of the sexiest men alive!!!

I LOVE Steven

I loved him since Ive seen the Convent (which was an awesome and hot movie)-if you havent seen it I recommend you see it and fast :)

How can you not think this is HOT

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/9015697718/54116566...

Yeah I can see what your saying... they do look a little alike..

*chokes on her hot dog* at mention of Steven Strait....LOL

LTCB!! Your daughter is genius!! Took the words right out of my mouth!! LMAO!

LOL!!

She's loves her Taylor!!

=o)

Can't say I blame her!

*LE GASP*

MEANIE! LMAO

He's just dressing up to meet TAY ....

LMAO! at your Le Gasp! She's my Twilight sidekick! =o)

yay! wish i had a sidekick. how old is she?

I know right!! LTCB Jr. needs to stay strong! (Your comment made me laugh so hard!)

*Cups hands and yells from the mountain tops* If you're out there LTCB Jr, you're not alone, we're here for you! Stay strong!!

Not like her mom never ventured over to the other side of the fence to take a peek.

:P

LOL!

I'm not gonna lie....I have peeked but haven't crossed.....

You should hear us at Hot Topic..I've caught the cashier laugh at our conversations about

Team Vamps and Team Wolves!

=o)

LOL oh my... hehe ;)

Just peeked? Wow. That does make you stronger than most of your fellow Vamp sisters. :P
Good for you!

Woo Hoo!!! I've ran away from the fence a couple of times! LMAO!

i know, right! *rolls eyes* hypocrite..

YEAH, JR! were here for you! :D

i made you laugh? weird...since i didn't put much thought to it lol.

I could just imagine how it would look. Like total shock and totally over dramatized. It was just good. I laughed. I loved the Le Gasp... I say le sigh all the time. :)

It's JUST the jeans, LCB! Just the jeans!

The button fly does for men what the little black dress did for women.

She doesn't really believe that...the button fly is hypnotizing her!

Little Love, your mom is right...it's all about Edward!

*waves hand in Jedi fashion*

"This is not the hotness you're looking for"

*looks at LCB in panic*

It's not working! What are we going to DO?!?!?

The children are the future! We can't allow them to be led astray!!

lol

Gawd!! Those button fly jeans are driving me loca!! I want to sing Danny Gokey love ballads to him!! LMAO!

ROTFLOL!!! You KNOW it!

Maybe " You are So Beautiful" ? LOL

I'll try the Jedi Mind Trick when she gets home...Search your feelings young one...the Twilight force is strong with this one...lol

Hahahahaa!

That's right momma! Put the smack down on that!!! LMAO!!!

"How can you not be Team Jacob...Edward is too pale and skinny?!?!?!".....

Ooohhhhh! how we could educate our young daughters in the ways of imagination and insight!!!!!

And has she SEEN Edward/Robert?!?!?!.....Ha!
LOL!!!!!

;-)

LMAO!!! and her little brother starting laughing at her...Good times! =o)

My neighbor's daughter is 14 and still can't decide between Robward or Taycob. I asked her why. She said, "they are two extremes of the spectrum" What a response from a 14 year old.

LMAO!! "do you want to walk to school"

Well I'm Team Edward because Jacob ( please forgive Team Jacob fans) has a tendency to be cocky and that's unattractive to me.

and thats whats so sexy about him, Rob is hot but not as gorgeous as Taylor, Taylor got the body and the looks!

I like i men tall and wirey. I don't like all that muscle.

WOW! LOL! My daughter is 13...She took back her comment about Edward.. =o)

"Do you want to walk to school?"

Bahahahahahahaha

Classic Team Edward fan answer.

LOL! Her response...Mom!!!!! I take it back! =o)

Why can't my 17 year old coworker look like this AHHHH!!!

He keeps putting out the merchandice I guess is not illegal 2 look at him : )

::STARING AT TAYLOR LAUTNER::
::CLEANING MY MOUTH::

When this kid hits his 20's watch out...

For crying outloud he was SHARKBOY I saw that movie in my early 20's!!!

OK guys...for anyone that missed the leaked break up scene and still wants to see it before the movie comes out...U STILL CAN...but you better go before they pull the video again. You can follow this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXGymEAwixA or just search on you tube by "lua nova rome film festival".

Wow that boy just looks better every single time new pics appear.
HOT HOT HOT HOT and HOT!

*minor drooling*

Taylor has stepped up in the world on the button flies. Hey Robbiekins, take some lessons from Taydog.

Only ONE button to undue ... hehe

LMAO!! The placement of that button fly is just *Laurent voice* mouthwatering!!

You know me. I had to make a comment about the one button fly. haha

Like Taylor did not know what he was doing when you got those pants.

Taylor, you naughty boy.

I know right? And that view from behind?! He was totally cocking the hips! Such a tease!
Maybe I should punish him? ; )

Get your mouth away from the button fly!

But why?! I haven't played with his tree and acorns in quite a while!!

You're right.....they are in need of a nibble!

And a suck!

don't forget a lick

And a stroke!

here. Have a dragon cookie
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3400/3639892622_...
just because!

Mmmmmm.... so hawt *drools*. How old is he? 17 or 18?

Pssst.....pssst.....Hey; in OUR world....he's 21......

*nodding my head*....It's okay.......he's 21 HERE!


;-)

Legal in my country too! God bless you Canada! :P

Amen. :)

hey didnt Edward wear those sunglasses in Twilight when he was walking across the car park with Bella?

Rob has the same Raybans..and Kristen too
I think almost everyone in the cast are wearing them now.lol

It's a Twi-Cast thing :P

It's a Twi-Cast thing :P

ahh that explains it

I just bought my tickets for the advanced greenhithe showing, but have no idea how to get there or where we're staying....OH WELL!!!!!

just what i need...after the little episode with KEllan..
.*.here's my sunshine!,
my only sunshine,
you make me happy when kellan is cheating,
you never know dear how much i want you,
please turn 18 soon...*

button fly jeans!!..holy ALPHA..what you doing to our poor souls!!.

Phwooaaar Yummmy Yummy 'D

Just what I needed this morning! Forgot coffee, give me some Taycob!
MAMA-SE MAMA-SA.

*thud*

*chanting*
17
17
17
17!

It's not working, I need a Rob post F.A.S.T!

just wait till February and wala his legal!!!

wait are you referring to Taylor's age????

Holly hell!!

*looks up age of consent in Ohio*

Need to make sure I am not breaking any laws.....HA! like that would stop me anyways. LOL

no that wouldn't stop you but you could fly over to jolly old england where it is legal!

Checked it already...illegal in all 50 states...and Puerto Rico...

BUT I hear that's not the case in England.

I for one am all over moving my happy butt in with Nicky!

muwhahaha sure is!

WRONG.

he's legal in texas, michigan, georgia, florida...or so i heard. ;)

except in california..where it counts. BAH!

Nope...not legal in Texas...I can tell you that for sure...Well...it's not
legal for LEGAL residents in Texas at least.

Hmmmm...I don't think Florida, but if that's true, hooray for ME! Come to momma, Taylor!
LOL!

yes, just wiki it! i live in florida so MOINE!

someone checked for me not long ago and its at 16 i believe. LOL

Figures! Florida is so backwoods! Okay...he's yours...*points to avi* my heart belongs to Rob!

LOL

yay! thank you. :) i'd share but you need to fill out a conversion application by nov. 19th 12:01 am.

LMAO! A conversion application! OMG! That's hilarious!
*pees self*

yes his Legal in England...if i see him on the streets of London with those button fly jeans...and it has ONE button!!..by the way!
i will not be responsible for my actions!

ROFL!!! I know plenty of people who'd like to stow away on your suitcase but I'll keep my happy butt happy here with ROB to entertain me! LOL

As long as you just look at the menu, very intently with drool running down your mouth, mind you ...

and you don't actually order and consume the meal ... you are fine.

LOL

But, everything on the menu looks delicious...and I amstarving...

*orders big heaping helping of everything on the menu*

I may need a doggie bag, the meal is just too big for me to eat in one serving...

HAHAHAHAHA!!
Get it? Doggie bag??? Too big????

..eh, nevermind. Not my best work. LOL

LMAO!!

....MOINE!

LOL .. Doggie bag ... haha ... Just don't touch Effing, you know you can do it.

Pfft ... like that would happen ... Taylor standing right in front of you and I'm telling you not to touch.

You'd be all over him like the frizzy haired skank on Rob. LOL

ROFL - and from a cop, no less!
WOOHOO! *grabs menu to examine more closely* :D

It's his own fault ... if you don't want 30 year old women to lust after you ... don't work out and gain 30 pounds of pure muscle and don't dress like that ... and don't be that hot.

Plain and simple. :P

LOL - "don't dress like that ... and don't be that hot" - yeah, look how well that worked for Rob, trying to be all sloppy and stuff... NOT! :D

my sentiments exactly!!! HE knows what he is doing and loving every minute.

*grabs menu to order*

I want a warm "hot dog" with the bun on the side and whip cream.

*needs to get mind out of gutter*

*snort* oh, effing - you always know how to make me laugh...
I'm gonna go cross-eyed, looking over between the button-fly and the rear view... *sigh* LOL

Thought I saw you here!

New avi! YAY! Now I can match the rest of mine!

*runs off to change AVI*

LOL!

How are you woman!?

*whips head around quickly* FL95?! Is that you?!?

*rubs fists into eyes* it IS you!!

I'm doing good, how are you doin' darlin'? :)

yeah, I changed it up for Halloween - and our costume party last Friday... *sniff* you weren't there, I was sad... :(

I'll change it back to our charming VF Rob after Halloween...

I'm so happy to see you! *MWAH* :D

*gasp* you have my VF Rob avi now? *sniffs* LOL
couldn't go to a better woman!
now what am I gonna do when Halloween is over?

*scratches head* it is WEIRD to see my VF Rob avi next to your name... ROFL

Awe crap, I thought you'd changed it permanently.... *sniff*.... well, since it's you... you can have it back if you want it.... there's bound to be new ones coming out soon.... right *makes puppy dog eyes*





________________________________

LOL - awww, now I feel bad... you can keep using it for now, I don't mind...LOL - we should hunt out some perfect ones together! ;)

You gotta watch her...she is like a thief in the night. LOL

*protects my avatar from FL95 and Snowy*

Dont even think about it!!!

LOL

*eyes FL95 warily* DAMN woman, I only changed it for Halloween!! LOL *whimpers*

HALE, who am I kidding, it was FL95 who GAVE me the VF Rob avi in the first place.

And I'm the genius who listened to hubby and decided Rob should dress as Cedric for Halloween... *HEADPALM*

and effing, I ADORE your avi, but that's always my biggest fear, that I'll steal someone else's... what am I gonna do after halloween? *scratches head in confusion*

EFFING!!!!!!

*twirls around the room singing & dancing*

Let the smut return!!!!

WwwWWWooOOOOoo!!!!

It's always a dirty post with you in it. =o)

Awe...Thanks hon!!

you know I try to bring the smut with me when I visit here...I am a bit out of practice though, so it may take me a bit to get back into the swing of things. Plus, I am intimidating myself with my gold star.

LOL

*Grabs stickers with Rob's pic on them to cover the star*

Please don't let the star bother you! It's nothing really. Just a little emphasis on the smut to come! Look at the others who have stars, Nicnixs, RIMR, CJean & I. We'll all promote smut with you!!!

"If you can't say something smutty or funny; say nothing at all!"

As if you...*stops and reads rest of Effing's comment* I knew it!! LMAO!

LMAO...apparently by saying it myself, nobody has reason to reply!!!

What does that say about me? What kind of perv do you people think i am?? Hmmm??

*hopes I am a good perv*

LOL

You're the best kind of perv!! You bring the perv out of others!

Err, not that I need any help for that dept, but still....LMAO!

O_o I was totally about to say "You're the BEST kind of perv!" and then you & patzy said it already!! *smh* great minds? LOL

And then I was gonna say it's the Twilight Zone and read that you said it!! Agh!! Scary LOL

I just noticed we have been saying the exact same thing to effing! *hugs ILW* Great minds and all that...

GAH!!! I JUST TYPED the "great minds" thing in a reply to ILW, scrolled down and BAM. You'd said it! This is getting to feel like the Twilight Zone!! LOL I mean... not that this isn't already a "Twilight Zone" but... yeah I'm done.

LOL! It IS the Twilight Zone! And welcome to Team Great Minds! *giggles*

LMAO!! Just noticed that too! *smooches Patzy*

You are the best kind of perv!

(whatever that is...)

LOL

Sorry, too early in the morning for me to think up a quick, snappy comment. Wait will later in the day. Heehee...I'm a night person!

I was gonna say...would that stop you...but you beat me to it!
LOL!

LOL...sorry, I will remember to leave something for other people nexttime. LOL

Yeah if you self-edit, how can I reply with a snappy come back?
That's how it works...remember?

Wooo no emails. Everyone loves NTJB just like everyone loves Taydog.

<hugs everyone tight>

Holy HALE!
That button is very...erm...strategically placed.
It's like a flashing neon arrow...
*look at THIS*
*look at THIS*
LOL!
*closes eyes until February*

xDD omg!! I thought exactly the same!! hahahahaha
Why is he 17!!! that's not fair!!! :(

*pervy eyes* I will see him shirtless in a few days bwahahahaha
November 18 will be the best day of my life *-*

where are his body guards? :O

Mostly everyone seems to be keeping their distance, I guess.
Not like bombarding him.

(By the looks of those muscles though, he can knock anyone out! Not that he would, of course.)

Okay, THAT fly?

Should be forbidden, for alpha's sake!

http://www.twilightimages.org/displayimage.php?...
Is that guy a fan?
Taylor shook hands with him.
So sweet.

(Look at the size of his hands! Compared to the other guy's at least. Not that I'm implying anything :P)

Oh no.... imply. PLEASE IMPLY!! lol

Hahahaa!



I will let your minds wonder :P ; )

Whoo!

*fans self*

Did it suddenly get HOT in here??

*runs to get ice bucket*

This kind of looks like Rob's outfit that one day on the Remember Me set when he was wearing the black V neck and the button flies. Aloha's avie?

Adorable, so cute.

Also, real quick, I have had two people at my work that are quite "whatever" about my Twi obsession, come up to me this morning and say "Did you see that wolf clip last night on the Scream Awards? That looked pretty sweet."

Where have they been? :) And these are menly men. haha

Ah! SWEET!......

I'll bet you wished you got THAT on camera to post on here!!!

I FINALLY found a male friend that actually liked the movie and ENJOYED the books....AND is looking forward to New Moon......

I just wanted to wrap him up and bring him home with me!!!

;-)

I know. Even my bf sits up at attention when that clip comes on tv.

It's like...I told you so, honey. LOL

We stand at attention to .... but for an entirely different reason. LOL

Oh no.. now we will be having our significant others gathering to the midnight showing.. LOL

My hubby also thought it was cool. He is reading Eclipse and says that he completely sides with Jacob. I have a wolf man on my hands. LOL

Most people roll their eyes at me too until they realize the cast, storyline, and actually put some effort into checking out the entire phenomenon.

I am sitting here with swine flu so I have been "catching up" on all the latest. ;-)

WHOA!

Did you say your husband is reading .....actually READING Eclipse?!?!?!?!

So tell me: what magic spell did you use on him???......or what arrangement do you two have???....This is a secret you NEED to divulge...

;-)

Yeah.. he just finished the tent scene and eagerly waiting to read BD. We had an entire conversation about the Edward/Jacob exchange.

I think my constant banter got him to finally decide to read it. LOL

And the realization that activities in the bedroom have been heightened every since last Nov. ;-)

I SO understand!!!

Bedroom activities have gone up ten fold in my home...LOL!!!

;-)

I won't EVEN go into the advancement of those "activities" since having read some Fan-Fic...LOL!!!!

;-)

Yeah.. fanfic truly has been an aphrodisiac ;-)

Ick, swine flu. Been there done that... Do you need to borrow Maskward? http://twitpic.com/n9uio

LOL!!! As long as the occupant is available to sooth and comfort me..



sidenote: wearing the mask is one of the worse parts besides not being able to go anywhere and not being able to sit up much due to the headaches

aww!
*applies hand sanitizer*
*puts on hazmat suit*
*grabs unicorn cookie*
*hugs DD & offers cellophane-wrapped baked goodness*
*exits*
*removes suit & applies hand sanitizer*
LOL!

RFLMAO!!

*gladly takes cookies*
*dreams of appetence and unicorns*

Just what i needed to ease the headaches..... ;-)

(= glad I could help! I hope your headaches get better honey!

LOL.. as long as the occupant is there to soothe and comfort me..

I hate the mask part and not being able to sit up without getting a headache.

)= Sowwies hun! It'll get better, just don't try to do too much too soon. You'll start to feel better and try to get up; next thing you know you're on the ground, bewildered, wondering what the hale happened to your leg stability!

Why do all the men like the wolf boys? I don't get it.

Are vamps not cool anymore?

They must want the six pack abs and be able to take care of business with their chicks without fear of "hurting" them. LOL

I've not seen you lately and your Gary Oldman self. I was wondering where you were. Feeling better?

Oh the fact the wolves tend to be a little more "masculine" in appearance and not "pretty" as Bella says... although I have pointed out that Bella did say Jacob was "beautiful".. LOL

Men need to understand we don't mind being "hurt" just alittle in the bedroom..

I am getting better.. work is crazy.. and getting my masters is another entire story.. then the family... actually liking being able to "catch up" and rest this week..

I swear everyone has been sick on here lately. Sorry you don't feel good.

But at least you have all of these clips to look at and keep you entertained.

Swine flu is getting everyone. My mother, my neighbor, my cousin, my neighbor's daughter, and about 100 other people have it and we all live in various states. My husband works at the hospital and said they were full and had to start turning people to other facilities. I live in the DC area.

Thank you!!!

I did swear off clips until today.... now I am just more eager than ever.. DA*N IT!!!

LMAO!!!!!

See what some guys are missing out on. They are missing the good stuff lol.

LMAO!!! yeah, I quite enjoyed that whole CGI thing - the nerd in me, I guess...

and I TOTALLY picked up on the outfit thing - wait for someone to photoshop that one...

*snort* MANLY men... ROFL

They act they are too good for Twilight. Oh, but now it is cool because of the wolf action. Pleeeeaaasseee, this is wrong time to be coming out of the Twi Closet. haha

"twi-closet* LOL

hubby has been half-in/half-out of the "closet" for some time.... *looks back at comment* wow. That just looks... wrong... ROFLMAO

*ahem* hubby has been half-in/half-out of the "TWI-closet" for some time... I read him Twilight over the summer, have been reading him New Moon. He wasn't too sure at first, but humoured me... when he asked if I'd be bringing the book along for a drive, I knew I had him hooked... LOL

LOL.

I have known for YEARS wolves were awesome.

(I have had my tat *points to avi* longer than the books have been around. clearly I is smaaaaaaat!)

*winks*

We are just so much smarter than everyone else. Everyone should take a page from our books. Pun intended all the way baby. :P

Tongue in cheek is always fun too!!!!


(snickers as disco stick is heard on co-workers radio)

Talking about Avi's... I'm so upset.. :(
I got this Avi as soon as this pic came out and now there is 4 girls that have it.... I'm sad... I need a new Avi...

Talk to them. If you have had it longer and they are regulars on the site, then they should know when we see that picture we think of you.

(Or you could add a Twitter logo to the bottom of it. Then it is still ur pic with an update?)

I stand by you keeping it!

I told one of them and she ignored me.... I don't have Twitter... My husband is againts Twitter and My space...
Oh, I was thinking of changing it but I had it first... So I'm keeping it...

Ummm, No changes showing....

You should be able to see it now.. Disquis is acting up like always...

OK. But please keep the Avy - It is part of you!

(I can take it and lemons or whatever if you want. I have twitter...)

Copying is the highest form of flattery.

Just let me know if you want me to say something too - because I will (I guess several peeps have said I am quite scary when I do that...)

I'm sure you can be scary.. LOL
It's ok.. I don't want any haters or anything.. I'll just do something to my Avi to make it diferent. Thanks!!!

I would be happy to voice my opinion to her as well. Even offer to her my Twitter suggestion since you can't use it.

It is not oK for someone to do that.

It is hard enough keeping the gray face straight...

There I'm done.. Your my witness... LMAO

Thanks LWNV your the best...

I will come up with something to put on my Avi.. I like to be orginal... I don't know why people can't come up with things on their own...

http://twicrackaddict.blogspot.com/2009/10/uk-f...

New moon special screenings this saturday in london?? if it´s true then some people are very very lucky!!:)

DO NOT BUY TICKETS PEOPLE!!!!!!! It's Twilight showing NOT New Moon. I just got done, and on calling them for a refund they've told me i cannot refund over the phone, only in person.

So i have to travel 40 miles to get my money back. I can't imagine what people are thinking if they have to travel further than that just for a refund!!

i don´t live in the UK, but what a way to trick people by saying it´s NM. shame on them..good that people who want can get their money back

Calling all UK peeps:

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/10/uk-fa...

IT is TWILIGHT they're showing, NOT New Moon!

Don't fly to London!

dammit, I'm not in London this Saturday.

Yay!!!! I'm going!

now i read from twitter that it´s a twilight screening. that they just messed something up on the cinema site? i´m so confused.. but it would be cool if they show NM

here is some more info http://showmastersonline.com/forums/index.php?s.....

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/10/uk-fa...

it's TWILIGHT.

Twilight showing seems more plausible. Seemed strange that they would show New Moon 3 weeks early.

Some mistake! Bet somoine's in trouble now. Probably sold a lot of tickets already.

Well it's already practically sold out, but all the information still says New Moon. I have bought tickets so looks like there's gonna be a lot of refunds for Showcase to pay out if this is really Twilight.

i know it's hard....no thats not the right word...impossible! but nmm.org, i can't visit you until November 20th...i'm too tempted to watch scenes, and they would be in eenlgish too!

Just saw this on twitter.
Is it true?

OH God, there's gunna be some leakage on the internet after that!
Argh!

i just searched from that cinema site and if you look there is a New moon special screening so this must be true!! omg, i can´t belive it... I´ll have a huge problem resisting it when it leaks :S
(it shows october 28 on the site but if you change it to ocotber 31 then there it is)

http://www.movietickets.com/house_detail.asp?ho...

What the hell is this ???-- No offense UK I love you guys and I'll be moving on over there in 2011--But how the hell is this Happening? How is the UK getting first dibs on the advanced screening?? I mean what the Hell, that's before the Hollywood premier even. Is it because of Rob? Rob and Michael S.? Rob, Michael S., and Charlie? I wanna cry!

*Bangs head on office desk and wails in agony*

I'm so jealous and sad. It's going to leak and I don't know if I'm gonna be strong enough to resist. HELP!

everyone on twitter are going nuts discussing if it´s a twilight or NM screening. know one knows the truth.haha

But when you go to the site and click on the 31st it says "Advance Screening the Twilight saga NEW MOON"

Waaahhhhhhhh!!!! lol

exactly :) and the run time is longer than twilight (not that i'm a nerd or anything) me and three friends r going, so it had BETTER BE the film or there will be carnage. The thing is, it says ADVANCED SCREENING rather than new clips, so it must be the film *prays*

yeah, i don´t know what to think anymore. but i´m starting to think it´s a twilight screening..
from twitter:
NewMoon_Gossip @ROBsessedBlog Ur right i spoke to them Myself & What there screening is Twilight featuring two exclusive footage from NM not The NM Movie.

Whewww. Thanks Twi-Gods for that! I was panicking !

*wipes sweat from forehead*

I'm going to put a voodoo hex on this f*kery! No leakage please. I'm going to put a giant shamantie on the premier! It must not leak.
*grabs wifey's shoulders and shakes her violently*
You will be strong.
You will not cave
You will wait until you go to the theater.
Stay with me, focus!

Wait a min "f*kery" ? Are you Caribbean?? LOL. I know they say it there and I guess in Europe too. LMAO I HEART YOU TSO!!! I will stay with you. You must be my support person. I claim you my support TSO

*Subscribes to TSO page* I can do this, we will do this.

I heart you too!

Yes! Yes we can. It's you, me and EC_luvr! We're in this together! *sings to wifey same song she sang to luvr*
Lean on me, when you're not strong, and i'll be your friend. I'll help you carry on.

:O
OMG!
I might have to not come on my laptop for at least a day if that's real.
I don't know.
I have no self-control and if scenes get leaked, I will cave and there is no way that I want to. D;

same here.
i probably can´t resist it when this happens...

WHY do i have to live 3 hours away. I can't afford £50 on train tickets *sobs* pleaaaaase someone sneak in a video camera!

Apparently, it's two new clips.
That's what everywhere is reporting...

i read that some people called to the cinema and they were told that they are showing Twilight and only the NM trailer. i don´t know how true this is, but if it´s true then they have a serious problem with taking money from people saying it´s nm..

SH*T, i just bought tickets. no idea how i'm going to get there or anything, or where i'm gonna stay, but i've got the mother f-ing tickets!

I know!
I live in the North West! Dl
Unfair!

WOW!

*Wistles*** Hey Taylor HOW YOU DOOIN?

How is Kellan?

Is the chick still alive?

im waiting on punchy so we can double team them! **smiles wickedly at double meaning*

May the force be with you.

Careful you both will be!

Taylor looking as hot as usual. i just love love love those jeans on him...
*scrolls back up to look again...again...again*
yummy.

BUTT shot!!!! love it! ^_^

hmm... button fly jeans.. hmm...

i should be looking up not down. damn me! ^_^

Everyone's complaining that he's too young yet still thinking 'these things.' ; )
What are you going to be like when he's 18?
Dear God, help us all.

When's his birthday?

Feb. 11th... yep.. we are counting down.. ;-)

Looking gorgeous as always, I have to admit.
Can he ever look bad? I think not!

He can drive!
(For some reason that's very sexy to me, wtf? xD)

Damn Taylor, I'm loving the "back" shot! Nice!!!!!! Probably could crack walnuts with that. hahahaha

chants *too young, too young, too damn young*

LMAO

Starts a new one... *February February February*


hehe

LMAO!! I heard nuts!! Where?!

ROFLMAO! Look again....1st, 2nd & 3rd pic. hahhahahaha

*mouth watering* Dem, that makes me ravenous!! Nuts never looked so appetizing!!

*mouth watering* Dem, that makes me ravenous!! Nuts never looked so appetizing!!

*looks at the pics again*

oh yeah. there it is! it's kinda big huh? *wink*

hehehehe ^_^

*sigh* *wink*

*giggles*

hehehe ^_^

mmm-mmm good. Oh. My. Jacob. Yep, lovin' Tay in them button-fly's. Dammit, boy, when are you gonna be 18?!!!!!!!!

THANKS FOR THE BUTT SHOT , by the way!!!! **wipes drool off her face**
What a great way to start off the morning!!!!!

Finest rear-end in the land.

NICE avy!

Yep, totally agree with you!

are those....

button fly jeans?!?!

Yes, Miranda there is a GOD, those are button fly jeans, whoo hoo!

my fellow Team Death Stare memeber! awesome!

go glad you could confirm that detail for me!

my fellow Team Death Stare memeber! awesome!

go glad you could confirm that detail for me!

Who's that sexy wolf with my favourite RayBans? Team Jacob! XP

*Long moan* *Panting* *Thud*

But he's not just a sinfully delicious body in a GREAT pair of jeans!! He's soooo much more!

I'll tell you after I have changed my panties!!

(In announcers voice)
I have here new and improved shamanties!
To help even the wet-est wolf girl stay dry!
Only $9.99
Order now for guaranteed delivery date of 11/18!

*Monograming in Volturi Red, Cullen silver, or Wolf Gold additional....*

I'll take one Wolf Gold...
and could you give it my own special saying..
"save a motorcycle, Ride a werewolf"


Actually, now that i think about it i should probably get two..
so i'd like my second one to say
"wolf boys make me HOWL"

The O in HOWL cut be a cut out for easy access when you wanna... uh... pee, yeah, pee that's what I was gonna say.

2nd one no problem. BUT we have a strict no using the 'Werewolf' word on our product.

The La Push wolves are wolves not werewolves.

It can say "Save a motorcycle, ride a WOLF"

Approved! Get on it right away!

DONE! Here. Once RTW pays you they are good to go....

Perfect!

Don't you know I have my own design I like to add to my special order shamanties!!??

They say:
"Werewolves are ALWAYS Hungry!!"

hahahaha.
oh u would know right my twirly???
*wink*
hehehehe ^_^

im lovin this! tons of creative input are now being shared. awesome! keep it up! TSO will be proud! ^_^

LOL..you should expand..I come up with all kinds of nasty sayings to put on shamanties!! LMAO!

i cant! i dont want to get mod. *pouts*

i'll try next time.. dont worry my twirly, i'll make u proud! *grins* hmmm.. nasty eh? care to share? *wink* hehehehe ^_^

I am indeed proud. My shamantie empire is growing. My "Opinions are like armpits" motto is spreading like wildfire. I could not be prouder.
I feel like a mom who's kid is graduating from college and discovered a cure for all diseases.

wow. thats a visual. hehehehe.

i know right? it's ur marketing strategy that really works u know? love it!

im so proud of u my TSO! *hugs* ^_^

im thinking of wearing my "got finger" one but i dont want to mess with my marble pole one. ugh!

decisions, decisions... *sigh*

Maybe you can make it a marble finger!

*gasp*
OMG!!! i so love u right now! thats soo brilliant TSO! i'll add something to my name ow! so awesome! *giggles*

*runs to change her name*

^_^

(Points up)

She sees. LOL

she did? awesome! way to promote our shamanties! or shall i say shampanties now? hehehe. i love the marketing strategy here. it's really working right?

hmm... i think i should wear one too. but i dont want to mess my marble pole name! what to do, what to do... *sigh*

Good plan! Let me know when it is ready!

Or maybe just 'shamanties' across the bottom of our avy's....

i just told her about the plan. im waiting for her answer about it then i'll let u know. *squee* cant wait! ^_^

damn it! cant change my name! i guess it's too long now. i wanted to add the word "finger" there. *sigh*

Hmmm, you know how twitter did the New Moon logo and the lemons? Maybe TSO could make a shamantie one on there and we could do it up on our avy's that way. That is where my lemons came from...

oooh... i like that! maybe we should ask for TSO's copy of her avi right? then make it a tinsy one? like the shape of ur lemons! so awesome! i shall ask her then! thats so brilliant LMNV!

hey so TSO just gave an idea about my name. i'll go and change it now. *giggles* ^_^

Today is a good day!

We will gladly put "WOLVES are always HUNGRY" But we will not print the hideous word Werewolf. 'Cause honey, none of the wolf pack are werewolves (there is a werewolf in Harry Potter but SHAPE-SHIFTERS in the Twi series...)

(BIG SMILE)
We thank you for your business...
We will let you know when the special order is ready...
And what the price will be...
have a nice day

LMAO!! I was wondering if you would say something! I was testing you!!
*places large bulk order with expedited shipping*

As if I would allow that foul word to be on anything I endorse LOL

LMAO!! I was wondering if you would say something! I was testing you!!
*places large bulk order with expedited shipping*

I looked at all this and almost said, "what did I say?" LOL

Thanks for the cookies!!!!!!

U are really good. I might put you as head of marketing for this one. *hugs LWNV*

Why thank you!

You are great too!

Tell Gaby thanks!!!!

Oh she said White chocolate mocha!

Starts sing Staying alive hip hop...

Love this version!

Oh wow! you are talented!

*Puts on roller skates*

Stayin' Alive
ah-ah-ah-ah stayin allllllliiiiiveeeeeee......


LMAO!

Can you tell Gaby Hello from me? Disgustus won't give me a reply option on her comment....

*Twirls arms*
*does John Travolta squat thingie*

As much fun as a gutter party!!!

(Does Spiderman 3 finger pointing...)

Oooh oooh oooh! you are my LeTuaCantante!

BTW... great set of lungs you got there. You sound just like the Begees. Just like them.

No problem..
*bust out with disco ball and afro wig*

mashed potato!

Napoleon Dynamite!

Hustle!!!!!!!

Great! Now I have "Do the Hustle" playing in my head.
*does a bunch of 70's moves*

LMAO@ Napoleon Dynamite!

Good morning to you, lady !

Hey Gaby how are you this beautiful dance filled morning?... LWNV asked me to tell you hi for her. Disqusting wont let her reply to you.

Sure ,Thanks Could you past some White chocolate mocha for her too, and one for yourself : )
* whisper *
And I'm not here,LOL others wise I'm great!! you ? my, most beutiful yellowwy Shamantie I've ever seen,LOL

LWNV said thanks for the white chocolate mocha!

sure ,hun

*sigh*
I totally LeMelt when you talk to me like that!

* whisper in TSO ear *
Then Le your' re welcome ! * grins *

Pee-Wee Herman followed by MOONWALK!

This is so much fun.
*LeHydrollics*

(lawn mower then sprinkler)

LOL

(fishes)

*pencil sharpener followed by choir sway left to right followed by the worm*

SQUEEE!!!!

WHO NEEDS A STAR? I got a promotion!!!!!

(running man)


LOL

*Joins LWNV and does cabbage patch*

Hey TSO, super busy day at work so I don't have time to read through all your comments right now. But I have to ask you, did you watch the new spoilers? Like the extended breakup scene?? I haven't yet, but other members of Team Spoiler Free (ahem, CF911....) caved and watched. Did you?? Rumor is that there is a moan involved in it...

I heard about the moan. But no I can't cave in, I won't cave in. I took a vow! I can't let my team down. TeamDownWithSpoilers. Stay strong with me, please! We can do it.

Yay!! I am happy to hear that. I almost caved, but then decided to stick to my previous vow. I think I made an oath with someone... I cannot remember who off the top of my head. Maybe Chel or Milly..... I cannot break that!!

*looks around for CF911* She is being all smug about watching it.... KMF to all spoilers, my arse. Can I say arse??

Ok! At lease we have each other right? You lean on me
*cue song*
Lean on me when you're not strong and I'll help you carry on. For it won't be long til I'm gonna need somebody to lean on.

Just call on me brother.. no, scratch that... Just call on me sister when you need a hand, 'cuz we all need somebody to lean on..... :)

Yes!
*does choir sway again*
c'mon join m....
uh do whatever cheesy song dance you wanna do. It's all good. We have each other.
*keeps singing*
lean on me....

yes you can. Arse! Arse! Arse! Arse! Arse! Arse! Arse!

Oh honey, where do I send you the money? (ha-ha) Wolf Gold please!

Points down to TSO....

Give her some cookies.

Dragons, Unicorns or wolves.

She may even accept buttercream cupcakes.

Jusk ask...

I'm going to jail for thinking what I'm thinking ;) This little boy is going to be one handsome young man, when he grows up! Love TayTay

Looks like the "leBulge" has been getting a workout too.
*snickers*
Please don't mod

Oh yes... it would apear his hot dog is more along the lines of a...footlong.
I give you full permission to mod that because it was over the line. But i had to say it lol
Footlong hot dog...tee hee =]

I like you raccoon! I think I'm going to subscribe to your account now! Teehee

Just wait till you see my "prayer" futher down lol

I can't find it! Where is it?

Its would appear i mislead you, the prayer is above... quick look up!!

LMAO!!! Just read it. Muahahaha. Until he cometh of age!
*snickers @ cometh*

You can turn every word into something dirty, can't you?!? Not that it is a bad thing :) Like have you seen that Friends where they say that Joey can make any phrase sound dirty? LOL!

OME!! Yes! I'm like the female Joey.
So... How you doin?
Oh remember the hand twin episode?
You and I can be like mind twins! Because you too can turn a lot of words and make them dirty. Woot woot.

Yes, mind twins!! I like the sound of it. I can make things dirty with the best of 'em, so we will make a good team!

TeamMakeAnyWordDirty

Oh... ok. I thought I was going crazy.
*runs to look*

LOOK HARDER!!!

hehe of all the words to say on THIS post i said harder...
*mind drifts to gutter*

Reads the word harder
*mind drifts to gutter along side raccoon*

*runs to check out prayer*

My thoughts exactly.
'Le Bulge' has been getting a workout only TayTay can do. He's the master.

I heard he's looking for volunteer LeBulge trainers. You interested?!

I'm second! Dang it!
Can I pls be someone? I'll kill to be a lowly assistant!
Anything for Taylor's Le Bulge trainers!

certainly my dear dork. You could totally be the towel girl... You know... The one that wipes off all the sweat after all the hard training.
*snickers @ hard*

I would gladly do that if it's Taylor who is training--hard. And I will wave the towel in your face! *laughs diabolically*

Muahahahah!

Well, you won't be laughing much longer when I get my hands on jars full of Tay's sweat! Or maybe his urine. XP
Ooh, I'm bad. Cross your heart and spank me now!

*pulls out paddle*
Come her!
*bends Dork over on lap*
*spank*
*spank*

*squeals instead of crying* heeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeee
Am I forgiven now? *sticks out tongue*

yes you are forgiven my adorkable little love.

Good to know LOL
On the other hand, Taylor's parts below the belt are remarkable. Whether it's Le Bulge or Le Bread Loaves, they are always a sight to see.

LMAO @ LeBreadLoaves.... Muahahaha. That was awesome, and yes they are indeed remarkable.

And thanks to moi, I have this sudden urge to dig into sum bread. :9
As Dora's backpack would say, "Delicioso!"

LMAO ... I Need Dora's map to show me the way to the bread&bulge.

My Lovely TSO,

My how I have missed you! Tis' why I come bearing a gift.

WARNING: this gift will cause heart palpitations and extreme moisture at the location between the thighs. Be responsible and put on a pair of shamanties!

OME!!!! I found heaven and died, twice!!!

Check out the new Volvo commercial with Robward and all his flawlessness.... My fav part is the last 5 seconds of watching that Adonis stroll across the screen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBOULhL55OQ

*changed into new pair of shamanties*
*clicks link again*
*Thud*

Flatline_______________________________________________

*put defibrillator on TSO's chest*

Clear..... someone get Daddy C. on the line for me, I got a fan down! I repeat fan down! lol

holy forks... That was another close one. Thanks for saving me.

Anytime babycakes!

You called me babycakes?!
*thud*

LOL...

you're so silly. ;-)

Hi, recovered from the party yet!!!!!!!!
Why you were sure having fun. What a brilliant costume, you are sooooo clever missy.
Claire and I looked at your cast list and we recon you had it spot on for each one - hey said you should be the Casting Director, when are you applying???????
Just popped on to say all this and yes you look very normal (for a Twilight fan)to me, but then I am biased!!!!!!!!LOL
Speak to you soon.

*fills out application for casting director and mails it to SM*
thanks for the compliments BTW. *squee*
oh, and now you know what I look like when i'm talking to you on here. (I don't look like a pair of panties, do I?) lol

Oooh ooooooh! ME ME ME! i call it i caaaalll it!! lol

You were the first to respond! The job is yours. Now, go LeTrain that thing.

Bow-chicka-wow-wow...
I had to lol

HiFives Raccoon

He I am making sales (points to lower responses)

How do people pay???

They can pay in any form. I'll take unicorns, dragons... whatever. Just gimme some love and I'll ship you a pair. It's not about getting rich anymore. it's about Twi-hards knowing how much I love them.

LeBulge....hahahahaa...You always bring Pepe into this. Luv it! LMAO! (At least that's who I think of everytime you use "le" with anything)

I have too. Pepe is an icon. Everything sounds better with a Le in front of it.
Oh, idea.
LeShamantie for the sophisticated LeTwi-lady

LeWolfette's

My pretties....

Some sweet LeShampanties in LeGold stitching....


LMAO!

Limited time offer - Buy one LeShampantie and get a LeHanky for free! (to wipe away tears during break up scenes....)

LeGenius! That's what you are my starless wonder. Pure LeGenius!

I will touch you allright (Twirls 'little stachie' and grins)

On a serious note, Jenny I am with the vamps is upset. It seems several 'people'' have taken her avy and are using it.

I am going to ask nicely that they consider changing their avy's. If I am put on restrictions for this then I will send my love through others.

Awe... how sad. That's like unspoken law around here. Don't be snatching peoples avi's
*snickers*
I said snatching...
*serious face again*
Yeah so like I was saying... they really should ask.
Me on the other hand... I'm honored when people use my stuff because It's stuff I create and I love to share my creativity with others.

*LeHugs*


LeThanks! (I like the 'le' game!)


LOL

OME!!! I... I....
I am going to cry... You, you added my shamanties to your name.
I'm so touched.
I... I..
*snickers*
I said "I'm touched"

When will I learn to stop looking at your comments at work?!? The "I said I'm touched" got me rolling!

Whoopsie! LOL.

hahahahaha...."'LeShamantie for the sophisticated LeTwi-lady"....I'm gonna make that into a bumper sticker. LOL

Hale yeah! Send me a complimentary one.

Of course. U didnt even have 2 ask. :)

Thanks LeIndie

oh my computer is so darn slow..

My,my,my look @ that butt!!! Hallejuah!!!!

*puts her Sunday church hat on* Preach it sister!!

LMAO

Please DON'T deliver me from temptation!! LOL

....amen. ;)

lol
I can't believe he's making us catch the spirit early this morning smh
*looks @ pic again* ok i lied i CAN believe it!!!
whoo...*jumps up & down*

I see the light!! Heaven is right before me in the form of button fly jeans!! *Raises hands to the heavens*

Amen!! I never knew "The Promised Lands" would come in the form of a 17yr old boy wearing button fly jeans but i'm glad i know NOW!!!!

(may the lord forgive me for my sinful thoughts because boy they r full of SIN)

We are saved!! LMAO!!

Oh father who art in heavan, Hallowed be thy name.
For thou hast brought unto us and our unworthy souls the great tushy of Taylor lautner.
And we thank you dear lord, for blessing us with such a fine behind.
And also lord, we thank thee for dressing him in button fly jeans, which show off what a..... well dressed..... hot dog he doth posses.
And dear lord we ask that thee may provide us with many more pictures of Taylor Lautner for many years to come, and dear lord we also ask that thy may grant unto us, and our humbled souls, the strength to resist attacking him until he doth come of age making him legal for such acts of naughtyness.
Amen.

And Lord? I don't think it's too much to ask that skinny twig B not be blessed more than what you have given already. She has so much, does she have to take our holy beloved Taycob as well? We've been such proud and dedicated wolfgirls Father! Is it too much to ask to allow him to remain single so that our happily Ever After fantasies of Taycob can live forever more? Please Lord?

yes ma'am!!!

*starts shouting*
*Taylor touches my hand & i faint*
"Oh yea this has got to be heaven!"

*Beyonce's Halo starts playing in the bckground*

Wait a sec!! *unbuttons button fly with her teeth* NOW we're in heaven!! I can hear the angels singing..Oh, wait, that's just you and I having dragons!! ; )

(lol i'm really am...hahaha
if we keep talking like this we r going to Hell w/ gasoline drawers on. haha omg 2 funny)

*as u open the button fly the choir sings "Ha-lle-lujah! Hallelujah Hallelujah Hal-le-lujahhhhhh!" & all we see are unicorns & dragons floating around* I cant breathe
-thud!
oh wait a min we're already in heaven so i can't die *grabs Tay & lays him on a cloud....* hmm...i think it's gonna rain today *wink*

Have you seen my past commentary woman?! I am surely going to hale but I am having a good time before I get there!

*looks at Taycob's position on the cloud and open button flies* Yum, I feel like having a hot dog!

lol hot dogs too? it must be my birthday haha

You can't have heaven without big hot dogs with and toppings! ; )

AH!! *FACE/KEYBOARD*.. I HATE NOT BEING ABL;E TO SEE!!!

*watches tooth fly by* Why can't you see?

WORK, said no way jose... ok, i gotta work anyway... my love is getting after me...

I try not to let work interfere with my online activities...LOL

I'll be sure to run that by my boss... lol.. i'm sure once I do that, she'll give me all the free time I will need

yummyyyyyyy

Someone needs to take the Ray-Bans (or maybe something more?) off of him. I would love to be a volunteer. ;D
Hey, his birthday is 6 days before mine. I'm born in 17th February, he's born in 11th February. Yowza!

*dies* so gorgeous! Is it weird that I absolutley love his a** in those jeans?

No not @ all that was the 1st thing I noticed on this post lol I just want to bite it.

you read my mind. *chest bump*

lol Did u 4get we (wolfgirls) can hear each others thoughts when it comes to talking about the Alpha that is Taylo...i mean jake? *sigh*

edit: oh wait he's taylor in this post

looking good!

yep button fly!!!

just sayin' wolf gals! im just sayin'
*giggles*

Nice :]

Lokk! 4 wolves in the first 4 slots!!!

hehe indeed ^^

Hi-5!!!

It seems I've logged on at just the right time...

Oh Taylor...I wish I could wake up to you EVERY morning. I thought today was gonna be crap but maybe it'll be a good day after all...I see teeth! Before you, I never knew teeth could be so sexy!

Amen to that. Here we go with teeth porn..........

WOLVES!

Black is his color!

TSH - WHO THE HALE DOESN'T LOVE BUTTON - FLY???

My eyes just zoomed in at the point.....what does that say about me?

Sorta difficult not to look right at those "button flies"

*blushes*

Just what I needed while sitting here with the swine flu and not allowed to go into work. *cough cough*

*looks back at pic*
Yep, can't avert eyes from that spot.

I know I was drawn to post this first thing in the morning!

well, now - if they hadn't, I'd be concerned! :D

miss you snowy!!! Taylor seems to be growing in all the right places no?

aww, I miss you, too, darlin'!

yup.... he's a growing boy... :D

oh the way you torture me!!!

*scrolls back up to gaze*
*pant-pant-gasp*
*passes out*

Wakes up to drool on keyboard and taylor picture still there
Oh for the love!!!!

*pant pant*
*gasp*
Not fair!!!
*passes out again*

That we should have a 3some with him?

LOL

I love you for this post! My 1st day back from restrictions and you give me this!

my place or yours?

We do have to christen your US apartment!!

We do have to christen your US apartment!!

hahaha oh yes we do!!!

LMAO...that your like me...**clears throat**..i zoomed too its really okay....

Um that we are normal hot blooded wolves???

*attacks 8-pack*
I've missed you!!!!

sneaky posting ....last one...I'm gone till this evening now :((

*sniffles*

you leave when I get here...

*cries*

...are you trying to ignore me?!

LOL

*taps foot*..... *rolls eyes*..... you are such a drama queen....

LMFAO

LOL

...You are just jealous because I dont care if YOU ignore me...

*watches FL95 walk away*

WAIT!! I was just joking...PLEASE!!! Talk to me... I am so lonely...

*hangs on FL95's leg, resisting the urge to hump*

There. How is THAT for drama?!?!

LOL

And YOU are just jealous that I hump better than you.

I think... *humps Effing's leg a little* oh yeah... right there... that's the stuff....

yep, I'm better.

*laughs and runs away .... no, skips away....*




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Literally LOL @ work @ *humps Effing's leg a little* oh yeah... right there... that's the stuff....

Did you just say... no, I cannot even repeat it!!

Yeah! I did... FL95 was telling that to effing. I could not stop laughing

no I just have a super strict boss!! And I'm not 'working from home' like normal so I really do have to work :(

See you tonight...

MWA!

*winks* tonight!! LOL

OH NO!!!!

NKOTB "tonight" song stuck in head!!!!

Whooo
look at that Gorgeous MAN! people Man, not boy, get it right!
i love his style!!! man can do no wrong

Um, Is he 18 yet???

LOL - nope, still jail bait! I must say, however, the rearview is definitely worth taking a second look... :D

im still staring...LOL

*waves hand over nutter's eyes* uhoh, she's a goner... WOMAN DOWN! WOMAN DOWN!

*runs off to get some Rob-i-flu*

take a deep breath, it'll be OK! :D

LMAO!!

thanks! i needed that. whats a robiflu?

*gasp* you haven't heard about Rob-i-flu?! When Snappy had swine flu, I decided that Tamiflu wasn't doing a good enough job for her... so we developed Rob-i-flu... waaaay better for relieving most any symptoms you can think of... all you need is some Rob! :D

what i would need instead, according to KayPr, is some Tay-lenol. ;)

ROFL - I hadn't heard of Tay-lenol, that's AWESOME! I'd recommended TPR to someone else, can't remember who, sorry - Taylor Passionate Resuscitation... LMAO
*snort* - must add Tay-lenol to my medicine bag... :D

no but its ok hes still a man
trust me ;)
lmao

OK...

(runs and Jumps Taylor)

*SMMMMMMMOOOTCH*

(runs away)


LOL

Not 'til February I think.

You are correct. My friend is actually counting down the days til his birthday. lmao