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are what this hunk of british love gives me ;)

if we could bottle this man's laugh up and sell it to the world, there would be peace...
*stops creepiness* :)

I would buy his laugh in a bottle. And I don't even feel bad about saying it...!!

*phew* lol i would pay as much money as I own and I would give up my twilight poster to feel that mans hair and hear his laugh in person............and yes, i have now passed creepy and become stalkerish ;-D

That is a GREAT idea!
Love it!

That's not creepy! I would SO buy his laugh...

Ok, maybe it is a little creepy...

*nervous laugh* heh heh... yeah....um....

lol oh forget it, im not ashamed to admit my creepy a$$ love of this man. LOL the hair! did u see the hair!!??

its the hair of a god ;-)

the f**king b**ch of an interviewer needs to forking back off my man! only i'm allowed to run my hands through him...a mean his hair...

*starts taking earings and bracelets off..hands down her purse*
hold my earings! hold my earings!...hold my purse too!

*holds hair on a ponytail and starts craking knuckels*
wtf..forking b**ch your going to regret doing that

Hey Fabby..I got your purse for you.....& I'll hold her down for you too!!

thanks chika...and it would make my job easier you holding her down...FCKING B*TCH!..
*deep in thought*
i thought she was paid to interview my husband not to freaking feeling him up...poor rob!...i'll have to clean him from her germs!..

*fez's voice*
ooooh weeeee!

Oooow...I can help with the cleaning too if you like...?!

mmhm..dude idk...see i'm kinda selfish...i'm gonna have to get back at ya..i know i'm freaking mean...mmhm..you can wash his feet???0.o..hehehe

LOL, the hair is *speechless* I have no words to describe how perfect it is!

I wish I was that interviewer...I would have run my hands through it far longer than she did!

im sure they cut out the part where she tackled him and proceeded to lick his hair...LMFAO.

least, thats what I wouldve done ;-)

Someone would have to pull me off of him and escort me off the set, because their is no way I would voluntarily remove my hands from his hair! I would make a bad interviewer...

Does Shawn even remotely realize how flipping lucky she is?

What wouldn't we give to touch that HAIR??!!!

I am losing my mind at the thought of it.

*thud*

ugh! that lucky b*tch! F you Shaun, F you!

*jessica's voice*
i know right!
that fcking bith was like
*squeeke and nails on chalkboard kinda voice*
ooooh rob can i touch your hair??
ugh!..even rob's expression is like WTF b*tch!..only fabby can touch me!..haha

me too !!! love the hairporn to death :))

She touched his hair !!!!
The interviewer was flirting with my husband !!
I'm cold ...
Let me touch you hair ..
Did she really expect him to give her his jacket ??

NEVER ever say creepy and Rob in the same sentence/paragraph/whatever!!

LOL I would SO buy that.. I swear.. my cheeks hurt from SMILING throughout the ENTIRE interview!! Seeing HIM smile/laugh just makes my little heart sing and flip around just like Taylor!!
*sighs*

hehe, true, my heart was flipping like taylor when he was 9 :)


so its OKAY to say i want to keep rob in my room and never let him escape.....??? :O hehehehe

Umm.. its OKAY to SAY you WANT to keep Rob in your room BUT it's a big NO NO about you keeping him there... LOL
Hes *points up to adorkable, British, sexy dude up there* is MOINE!!

LOL

*pouty face* fine. ill share. i guess.
but only because i dont want rob "im too sexy for you" pattinson getting the swine flu from me :) deal?

Awww hunny you have the swine flu!!?
No way...
*runs to protect Rob*
Umm.. I mean.. sorry.... tee hee!! Poor girl.. are you getting better or did you just start feeling like crap!?!?

Deal... Mine mine mine!! I mean... share share share!!

*coughs* hahah yeah, ive got the swine flu. ive had it for like.... 4 days now? lol, dont worry, all these rob-induced unicorns are clearing me up :D

...hey! no need to torture me even more by takin away rob!! :)

4 days!?!? Buahaha... oh girl... Im sure you'll be fine if your here sweating out the junkness inside... LOL Thank RPattz for it all...

;-)

LOL yeah, i panicked when my doc told me it was swine flu, but clearly im back and ready to worship rob again like that! ;-D

LOL you took the words out of my mouth!!! I love it when he is happy and smiley, I don't know why? i even feel a little weird, but when I see him smiling I feel like clapping and dancing! he he he!

ROFL - bottle up the laugh... LOVE IT!! ;)

now if only we could clone him............... *ponders* imagine little sexy robs running around all over the world!! :D

*KATHUD*

i call rob clone #2!!!! :)

----flatlines----

LOL - you take the clone, I'll take the real thing... :D

well you know I'm studying Bio-genetic medicine and I had this class where they were teaching us about being able to clone someone from the dead skin that falls off whenever we take showers, isn't that something?!!!

Now all we need is someone to get into robs shower.... I volunteer myself!!!!!!! :)

Where do I horder this bottle full of unicorns?


lol he can ALWAYS put the biggest smile on my face. I can't even fight it:D

LMFAO! i know, im starting to think us twi-gals would be physically harmed from all the robward laughter :D hes just so british!!!! :)

That my friend is a definite possibility.
I'm just waiting for an *rgy of Rob laughter clips to be put together.

*hoping someone answers her prayers*
;)

lol, if only i was good at computer technology.... rofl :0)

lol his laugh is like angels rushing down from heaven....... xD

exactly.. only much, much better. lol

Yes,yes. I can't believe I didn't think of that!! How utterly delicious! An *rgy of Rob laughter. Do it, do it, someone PLEASE!!!!! For the love of all that is Holy!!

Bottle 'o Laughs??
do they come with a free unicorn with purchase? like a BOGO? Lol

Hahahaha looks like you wanna make business with rob girl :pl

*breathing a sigh of relief*

It seems.....he has not really changed much at all since his Twilight interviews :) just as funny and adorkable :)

Thank god........i was having nightmares about him turning into some cheesy media savvy clone :)

I Heart him :)

*packs away Rob Whup @ss kit* LOL

Hmm.

http://www.gooogIe.co.uk/?gid=475839&hl=en&meta...

ROFLMAO... seriously, wiping the tears away.... TOO funny! :D

ROFLMAO = seriously, I am wiping the tears away. Priceless. I don't know where you find this stuff, but thank you SO much for sharing! :D

LOL. Please use it often. I love that site.

LOL What! was! that!

you've got to go to that site. It's the best!!

http://www.gooogie.co.uk/

laughing my a$$ off at that one! how in the hale did u find that?!

http://www.gooogie.co.uk/

Hahahahahha. Works every time LOL.

lol okay, im so forwarding all the rob ones i make to my friends ;0)

Haaaa!!!!!

Too funny :) lol

LOLz. I love that site.

I know!!! I love him even more! If that's even possible!!

Definitely, Jaypat. Our beautiful boy is back! His humor, his wonderful voice, his laugh, and he looks better than ever!

aah! I'm SO relieved too! :)

the second I heard him laugh I was like YES!!!!!
It's really him! it's Rob! it's adorkable Rob! it's him! he's the same! he didn't change! its really Rob! it's him! it's him! it's him!

hey Nic did you notice that it's ROB!? LMAO

um........*looks back at interview*

He looks like the dork i used to watch on youtube ALL the time...

God i missed him LMAO

*joins club of old school dork rob with nic*

good times...good times!

oh, so you did notice...just_checking! :)

LMAO

I know, he's still the same!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Ok...I need to calm down or I'm going to go run down the block screaming "I LOVE ROB"!

This is such a relief...I am looking forward to his other interviews this month!

Me too!!!! So excited for more interviews now :)

I must have been REALLY worried about it to be this happy ROTF!!!

I can just imagine that!

LOL

Your husband will have to hide in the house until the month is over!

I was a little nervous...and then she brought out the blanket and he laughed and it was the most beautiful sound!!!!

Well if this past year hasn't changed him...nothing will!

I can't wait for Ellen!!!!

*high five Patzy*

We want our Rob adorkable....

That is all ;) LOL

Yes!
We love our Rob goofy, adorkable, awkward, self-effacing, and smoking on fire unicorn inducing SEXY!

Ooooohh... I've been really looking forward to the Ellen interview, and you're right Patzy, now that our happy, smiling, laughing Rob is back, I can't WAIT! It's gonna be epic! ;)

You doubted him? What?

Yeah, me, too--just a little bit. Thought he had grown so tired of the whole ride it was no longer fun at all.

Nice to see the "old" Rob back.

LOL

Looking forward to more fun addition to my faves on Youtube!

Oh yeah....i was having major doubts :)

I keep my more cynical thoughts off this site tho in case i get lynched LOL

I would hate to see him morph into a hollywood product :)

Yep, I hear you.

Sometimes my expectations are so high for people, I am easily disillusioned. I suppose that I can give Rob, as he is only human (and young and inexperienced in all of this) a break.

Nice to see them all so enthusiastic and smiling in this promotion. They all look so good...especially Rob!

OME
*jumps up & down like Bronson*
LMFAO
Have I told you guys lately just HOW much I LOVE him!?!?
No!?
Well I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON!!

LMAO @ how he makes fun of the wolf pack in his adorkable accent...
Hi4 Rob.. Hi4...
"Dork.. it's like driving a fancy car, you're insecure about something"
*snort*
I HEART HIM!!

I love him too!!!!

LMFAO!!! This ^^ is why I f*cking love him!!

LMAO
I know, Jay!! Im SO happy to see him back...
I just want to scream to the world how happy I am to FINALLY hear him laugh and see him smile..
*breathes sigh of relief*
He's THE best... so adorkable!!!

oh YES... SMILE ROB, SMILE! And the laugh... I was SO missing those two things...
It's like Christmas came early... :D

Squeeee I KNOW, cowie!!
Xmas has arrived a month earlier!!!

He IS the perfect Xmas gift.. seeing him smile makes my day =)

*snort* "cowie" still makes me laugh when I see it... ;)

LOL
I swear if I would have called that to somebody else, I probably would have offended them.. heck, "I" would have been offended! Thank JEEBUS you knew why I was saying it tee hee =P

ROFL... I'll laugh if people start jumping in to "defend my honour" :D

LOL I'll cringe and hide from ppl... I dont like confrontations... muahaha!!

Don't worry, darlin', COWIE will protect you! ;)

Uh....
Ceci? Have you been drinking?
Um. I'm Jaypat!!

*facepalm*
*turns beet red*
LMFAO
Im SO sorry.. Jay, Kay.. ya know...
LOL
*facepalm*

I understand. Watching this Rob interview will do that to us. LOL!

*hugs*
Thx.. dude I cant stop laughing... Im so stupid.. Yea I'll blame it on Rob.. he's so powerful!!

=P

ROFL - I saw that and was like, "kay? who the HALE is kay?" :D

Oh Jaypat!
He hasn't changed a bit!!!
Isn't it wonderful?!!!

It is wonderful!!!

I love him in these press junkits.

I can't wait to see the rest...record the rest...memorize the rest...

there Jaypat....I gave in an watched the video!!

See you don't have to watch what you post....and Rob was the only one I didnt....but I gave in!

See? You SHOULD watch the video. I watch all the wolf-pack videos, you hafta watch my Rob videos. ;)

OME!!!!! adorkable Rob said the word "dork"!!!! ahh! I almost died!! *swoon*



btw at first I thought you said "jumps up & down ON Bronson"
I was like uh, whoa! Lol

I KNOW!!!
I mean dork is like my word... LOL and hearing him call himself what he truly is.. a dork... an adorkable dork... ahhhh I heart hiim!!

LMAO umm yea Jelly Bean ya gotta read carefully.... tee hee!!

YAY! 6th!

He is so ADORKABLE! I just want to knock his boots already and keep him forever and ever!

His laugh...his facial expressions, his hair, his answers, the way he babbles incoherently, that accent...he is the man of my dreams, I swear!

Yes, the babbling. I forkin love it!!

*knocks into kimberlina* get out of MY dreams, darlin'! :D

yeah, that adorkableness gets me every time... ;)

*shoves snowy* No you get out of MY dreams! Go get your own! ;-)

*puts on glittery pajamas* I'm all ready for you Adorkable Rob, come to mama!

WHY I OUGHTA.... love you to pieces because we are so adorkably obsessed with the most glorious man ever? ummm... OK, we'll go with that...
hey, d'you like my Rob Blankie? ;)

LOL, if it looks like Shawns (the interviewers) then I LOVE IT!!

LOL - silly girl... my AVI!!! It's Blankie Rob!! ;) waaaaay better than Shawn's... :D

don't you just_love glittery pjs??

Mine match my PINK sleeping bag!! Lol

LOL, sorry yes your blankie Rob is hot stuff! It's the weekend, my mind has decided to take a vacation...or maybe Rob's turning me into mush!

LOL - I think your mind is vacationing with Rob... ;)

JEEZUZ-LORD..............could he get any more mother******* ADORABLE?!?!?! I'm thinkin' not!
Alright, I've figured out how I feel about the different accents. When he's talking normally in his (effin' sexy) British accent, he's absolutely adorable and goofy and funny as hale. Then when he's using the (again, effin' sexy) American accent, it seems more dark, deeper-voice, a little angsty and (I can't even stress this enough) f**k'n SMOLDERING HAWWWWTTTTT!!

lmao....."I actually just got rid of my dandruff"..........*smacks him on the shoulder* Oh, Rob! You're so silly. Here, let me check to make sure your dandruff is completely gone, did you use that shampoo I gave you the othernight? What? Whadya mean 'What shampoo' dammit, Robert, I told you to use that and it would go away! Just get over here.......just....ju...*snaps fingers* now *growling.......smirking, he takes a baby-step* Rob! *eye-roll* do not make me do what I did the other night! *his smirk bursts wide open into a toothy grin* Alright, fine! *RMEA glides her hands through his hair grabbing a handful and pulling his head toward her...........* "ok, let me s---" *he crushes his lips to hers at the same time, running his hand down her side, cupping under her knee and hitches her leg around his hip*

You see where my mind goes when he simply talks about DANDRUFF!?!?!? I need therapy!

your reading waayyyyy to much fanfic woman............LMAO...





but dont we all........ :)

LOL! When the men in white coats come to get me........I'm throwing fanfic under the bus!! It's all fanfic's fault!

Daaaayyyyyyuuuummmm.

Dandruff to leg-hitch? Win!

I think Rob said he had dandruff because he didn't want Shaun to touch his hair. He clearly underestimates the power of his hair, poor dude.

<watches the video for the 100th time lost in the Forbidden Forest> What the heck is Rob talking about in this video, darn it?

LMAO! I.....like you, NTJB, am not right in the head!!

Oh, and

I don't know what he was talking about...........my wheels started turning after I heard "dandruff" come out of that beautiful mouth!

Hahah.

<Clicks like>

Yes!! I can click Like again. I was a nonentity for the last thirty minutes.

SWEET! Mama like when you click 'like'!

so, yeah, guess disqus has been actin' all stupid today......glad I didn't have any trouble, I might have had a nervous break down! LOL!

Still blocked. Still motha(+@#*?,- blocked!!!

c&ck blocked?! :x Hi.

LMAO!!!...

what in the sam uley is goin' on???? I empathize, darlin! try being blocked for more than a week!!! I'm never gonna be the same!

It made me remember why I love this man... :)

Hmm.

Shaun Robinson: Why are vamps better than werewolves?

Rob: <Dave Chappelle impersonation> I'm Edward Cullen, b****!</Dave Chappelle impersonation>

HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG......you're killin' me *holding side* Only you, NTJB, would think of Dave Chappelle! (actually I'm kinda pi**ed at myself for not thinking of it! *clears throat* if I may........
"show Edward Cullen ya t***ies! "

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

OMG Wow

<hands RobsMyEdible her bouffant wig> Win!

OH! MAH! GAWD! I GOT A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGG!! *squeals* Thank you! Muah! Muah! *hugs bouffant, strokes bouffant, nuzzles nose into bouffant* "who's a sexy little bouffant.....hmmm......you are.....you're a sexy, sexy little bouffant, aren't you. and now your mine, all mine"

ITS THE KEEPER OR THE UNICORNS!!!

his laugh *sigh*

lol @the keeper of the unicorns!

Ok so after posting this on the Taylor thread, I looked down and realized I should've put this on the Rob thread. At the Jimmy Kimmel taping, a fan asked Rob about his famous improperly buttoned shirts! (Btw, he's wearing a suit on the show)

Here are the tweets:

Q's screened btw RT @tragicx01 some girl had the balls to ask if he intentionally buttons his shirts all askew. He looked shocked & giggled

Rob's answer! RT @AnaDeLaHoya Yes,the button thing! Why he tends 2 misbutton shirt? Says bcuz equilibrium is all off. So cute

only rob can give us this funny unpredictable came from nowhere answers !!

love him more for his spontaneity :)))

LMAO.... "I don't run around with my shirt off all the time like a dork".... this man is too forkin hilarious. Oh my gosh I cannot sit through a single interview of his without laughing hysterically. Rob my friend you are hilarious dude. I love it. He always makes my day. Ditto on bottling his laughter and anytime you're in a bad mood just open it up... =D
Hey Snowy should we add bottled Patz' laughs in our Survival Pack?

oohh.. ur the first one i know saying.. 'rob my friend' lol!!!

I'm so Team Edward and I love Rob to death AND those Harper's Bazaar photos are freakin HOTTTTT. But he just seems like more best friend material for me =D. He makes me laugh all the time. Although I did have a dream once that I was his gf and visited the set in Vancouver LOL (which wasn't all that bad of a dream, maybe I should reconsider)

ohh.. i had a dream to.. kind of weird.. i let him tasted my blood.. i still feel it how he sink his teeth on my finger.. It felt So damn good..*wink* the we took a ride just like the pic of him and kristen in HB.. i hold him and he hold my hand..i put my cheek on his back.. OH MY GOD.. it feels so real..*goosebump* what could i expect about good dream anymore? my best dream ever..

btw..i'm with u.. Rob my friend..i love u..lol!

someone tweeted ~~

@AnaDeLaHoya: Rob was wearing a suit 4 Kimmel taping. He changed in2 plaid shirt & leather jacket 4 HT intro. Looks hot in anything!......

gosh, we'll be sweating in rob's hotness before NM hits the big screen :)))

LOL
But we can prep for the movie that way!!! ;D

He's still the SAME!!!
He's still our Rob!!!

*hugs*

i just said EXACT same thing!!!

*throws party streamers* lol

What an epic relief!!! Oh Nicky! *bear hug*

*hugs*

Honestly.....

I am so happy!!! I would jump up and down and shout hooray..... if i wasn't in bed and it wasn't 3 am LOL

I know...I have my earbuds in and I'm laughing like a crazy person. My cheeks are all hot and red and I can't get this smile off my face.

My husband is just staring at me.

yayyyy!!!

*does happy dance*

I can't stop smiling either! Good thing I watched this BEFORE I went to my boyfriend's.
Although he is completely Team Edward I could show him this.... nahhh I'll save this one for myself:)

Your boyfriend is Team Edward? LOL!
I wish I could get hubby to read the books, but it's a no go!

OME.. he is even more Team Edward than I am. (I straddle Team Edward/Switz line lol) He finally, SECRETLY caved in after constantly giving me crap for being all into it. Really likes it too!

Even for that little part in Twilight when Jacob and Bella hang out he was like... " Eff that, I know wtf Jacob is up to. He needs to back the eff off of Bella. Edward was first and he'll beat the sh*t out of him."

When he sees people who are Team Jacob he gets all defensive and can't understand why. His exact words.. "Edward is bad @ss" It's wonderful that we share this now. Although, he thinks the movie was corny. He won't see NM but he says he's buying it on DVD. LOL

I just want to lick his hair. Is that bad?

I bet his hair tastes like sex.

LOL. When I say "hair," I hope people did not think I meant the hair on the top of his head...

Oh honey, we know you better than that!!!

I love it. My reputation precedes me. May I forever be bouffant girl until Rob is bald with age spots on his head and cataracts in his eyes LOL.

Coming from you...no way!
LMAO!

Hahahahahahah

OK, I actually did mean the top of his head.

Honest to God, I don't even remember the interview because I was hynotized by how shiny and clean it was.

<goes to watch the interviews again>

Darn it, still don't know what the hale Rob said LMAO.

*whispers*
I know that's what you meant..just didn't want to mess with your reputation! LOL!
(I've watched the interview 5 times already) *blush*

Hahahaha.

I'm afraid to watch it too many times. The last time they had a press junket, I considered cashing all of my CDs and stalk him indefinitely LOL.

That would make a hilarious premise for a movie!

GAWD, NTJB, you're soooo sick! *eye roll* What's the matter with you!?!? LMAO!! *wink-wink*

Hahah. Very little is right with me LOL.

I would never, never, ever, ever even think of doing somethe like tha--*looks at addition to screen name involving dandruff*--er, gah! nevermind! (dammit!)

I bet it would be delicious.

Yes!!!

You might end up with a fur ball LOL

It would probably be worth it. :)

Exactamundo LOL.

Well.......

it would be fun getting it....

And it would sell for mega bucks on Ebay ROTF

Hmm, that's not the worst thing to choke on...

LMAO!

*SNORT!* that's what SHE said...

How I've missed giggly, funny, dorky, relaxed Rob!

He's so cute when he's relaxed like this & you can see his personality shine through.

I've been waiting to see our old Rob back!!

So nice to see our Rob this way!

For a minute there I was afraid this part of him had been scared away.

I know. I feel like I've gotten so used to seeing him one dimensionally (just photographs) that it's such a breath of fresh air to be reminded why we love him so much. Of course he's a pretty face but our real admiration for him is his dorky/witty personality. Without that, pretty faces can be replaced when a new one comes around.

Not our Rob. He has something to back up that gorgeous face.

So true!

He has the whole package--looks, brains, heart, and so adorable!

I could listen to him talk all day (and night) long.

I love the eyebrow raises, the eye rolls, the way his nose kind of scrunches up when he's talking about something serious. I find myself sitting and just watching open mouthed at every little nuance of his face. The man is just to die for!

As for that vampire/werewolf thing? Just give me a few extra blankets. I would still much rather lay myself down next to Edward Cullen any day!!

that's the only place DISQUS let's me comment LOL

coincident? hehe.

i'm speechless after the press junket. access interv, extra or e!online etc etc.

Stew is my fierce queen.

being herself. thank u.

& Rob in plaid/leather. aw man.

you own me. like OWN me. both of u.

Rob could giggle & talk for me 24/7.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6127/011atg.jpg her eyes kill me.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/10/1251ka.jpg THE ONE AND ONLY so cute.

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6688/050fs.jpg always smile.

Thank you. I couldn't really see Kristen's dress that well before. It's really cool and edgy looking.

Part 2 is my absolute favorite!
DORKY ROB HAS ARRIVED, Ladies!!
The way he said 'dork' just made me LOL! :P

12 FREAKIN' DAYS, LADIES!

I love Rob a little more, if that's even possible.

12 FREAKIN' DAYS!

*jessica's voice*
i know right!

OME!!!!!!!!!
i can't believe it...it's actually 12 days away!...this is forking torture!...AH!

*laught*
it was a great interview,Rob is hotter than ever.luvhim

*sighs*
this man! this man!

I seriously can not stop smiling after watching this! :D

same here everytime he smiles i smile it's just so darn contagious!...he's adorable!...

no seriously! my cheeks hurt, I've been laughing & grinning so much! :D

another great info from rob !!!!! Unbound Captives and Bel Ami is coming our way, i hope pretty soon !!!

http://www.fearnet.com/blogs/new_moon/b17265_ro...

Gosh i love Rob !!!! he's so real :quote" i just rid of all my dandruff" LMAFO!!!!

its gross but i love it !!!!

and pt. 2 halarious!!! a six pack is all the wolves have. love rob!!! so silly :DD

An Hour after the wolf pack and Tay video is posted I finally get around to watching Robs.
Yep.
Me= Wolf Girl.
I love rob though lol the dandruff thing was hilarious

He is so gorgeous. I can't even concentrate. And why do I like vamps better than werewolves? Because Edward Cullen is a vamp and where he goes I follow.

LOL.

Ha! I will follow him too! Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqp89bkFe8k

lol

rob, kristen & co. are in a hot topic event !!
follow them here ---

http://twitter.com/letter2twilight

http://twitpic.com/okism

As we can see here, you can't put Robstenlor in a room together without becoming blinded by their brilliance LOL.

HEY..HEY.. ASK ME.. HOW MANY DAYS LEFT????

13??? *rolling eyes*

4 MONTHHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO..do u think i dont have good reason to die now?????

4 months???

oh yeahh...
can u do me a pavor???

kill me please...

What do you mean 4 months?? I'm so confused LOL.

let tell me u..
there's no any theatre nearby..
so i have to wait for the DVD's release..
and i dont know exactly when it comes here...

PERFECT!!!
i cant tell u how much i envy u guys..

Where are you? What country?

i'm in indonesia.. well if i'm living in the capital town "jakarta" it woud be fine.. coz it's 21 november there..just because i'm living the small town in the small island and it's soo far away form jakarta.

HUH!!!! *teary eyed*
what would u do if u were me???

Aw man damn.

Honestly, because you have this situation, and only because you have this situation, I would watch it online. I don't think it would be possible to be a Twifan and not watch NM for four months. It's ridiculous.

It's not like you won't buy the DVD or other merchandise or go to the theater. I know this is really wrong to say but your case is so special. 4 months, my God. :(

u know..it'si'l kind of dillema 4 me.. i want to wacth it soon sooooooooooo bad..in other hand i wanna wacth in in high quality.. i'm not sure i can wacth it without being annoyed by the internet connection..it use to very bad connection here..
:(

well..special 4 my case..:(

Ah... I see.

Hmm I think you should still try it. Can you leave your computer on for a long period of time LOL?

i will..
if it 's he charge i have to paid.. i'm more than ok..
what else i can do??lol

i'm kind of very suffer every time i see the hype here.. "oh..13 day more..oh..12 day more.."
and i'm kind of ..No..No.. i bite my nail..
it feels like something punched on my chest..;(

Oh God, now I feel bad about my countdown. Wow. I will never complain about waiting again. :( I'm sorry I got no ideas for you. I'm sure you'll think of something soon. Or you'll find something soon!

oh no.. i'm ok.. *liar*

just enyjoy the hype:) i love to see the madness here..lol
*in esme's voice*
it's very consider of u..:)
Thanks..

This is my kind of "adult entertainment".

1st!!

YESSSS!! First on a Rob post. On the frickin Rob interviews!! This has got to be the greatest day EVER!!!

I am shaking you guys, I am actually shaking!

Ok, focus. *takes a deep beath* There was so much greatness in this interview. First off, when she says "Can you imagine sleeping with yourself?" when talking about the blanket. My mind went to all of the wrong places. I am sure all of yours did too :)

Second, I cannot get over the "mmmmm" in the second interview when he is trying to answer the question. Did you see his lips purse up?!?

How am I ever going to sleep tonight?

YOU GOT 1ST ON A FREAKING ROB POST
LUCKY!!!
what ever i got 10th *sticks out tongue*
haha congrats

10th on the Rob interview post is pretty freakin awesome too!!

6514561432016515th place on a rob post is AWESOME!!!
lol

I SLEEP w/ROBWARD EVERY night..
*winks*
LOL
I have the Robward blanket... GUILTY as charged.. GUILTY of pleasure
*winks*

LOL, congrats! This is a big first...Rob and an interview! WHOO HOO!

Thanks!!! This is a big day :)

*shuns ec_luver* way to get first on a rob post..... :*(

LMFAO! jk, congrats u lucky chica :D

You're shaking & my heart is in speed mode right now!

I cannot seem to pull myself together after that interview!!

Woooo!!!!!!! Partay!!!!! Congrats!

ROFL - that is EXACTLY where my mind went!! *wipes brow with relief* I'm glad I'm not the only one...

and congrats on first! *passes over unicorn cupcakes* enjoy ;D

*takes cupcake and shoves whole thing in my mouth* Thanks, it is delicious!!

I had to pause the interview for a second to pull myself together after she said that!!

*snort* me too! ummm... you gotta little... something... right up there... *points to luvr's nose* :D

oh my!
that "mmmm...well...hmm" was sooo HOT! then followed by his laugh! *swoon*

Aww, good old Rob!

OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I NEED LIKE A WHOLE TRUCK LOADED WITH SHAMWOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make that double for me

Unicorns, unicorns, Multiple unicorns....I have nothing else to say!! Mmmmm....

and who ever says hes wierd or ugly or creepy
HAS ISSSUES.

hes f*kin sexy , that laugh ohhhh my i can listen to it all day and i wont get bored nor tiered.

Lmao hes so honest but seriously who admits they took out their dandruff b-4 coming to an interview , besides rob ?no one
hes toooo funny

So laid back, such dry, self-depreciating humor. Hope he never changes.

Classic Rob at his best!

We love him so!

http://www.gooogie.co.uk/?gid=475843&hl=en&meta...

; )

lmao..... that is so funny.....and so obvious...

:)

that's AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

LOLz. Nice.

LOL

Priceless!

I had to click the link twice to "get It!" So true.

I wonder if the new Webster's dictionary will have the same definition?

2nd

4th

7th!!!

MY GOD, he is the most adorable man ever!!!

His voice...**melts**
His humor, so witty...
the hair porn, so hot...

**swoon** ;)


LMAO at "dork" and "insecure" werewolves! lol

I know...it's old, funny Rob...BACK IN ACTION!

Kimmie!!!!!

We haven't seen his old self in ages. I missed him! All summer we saw poor Rob in NY and then crazy CC. Now he is back! lol

Love it!

*runs around living room shouting "HE'S BACK, HE'S BACK"!* Yeah, my husband is so going to kick me out soon if I keep having these sporatic outbursts!

But guess what?!?!??! Rob's back!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!

Our husbands are getting sooooo lucky tonight!
*grins*

I LOVE ROB!!!!!!

Say it...out loud...say it!!!! ... .... Enough of that crap, bring on NM!!! lol

csdf

OMG!!!!!
Finally a new interview...I'm so excited!!!!

Same ol adorkable Rob! ♥ him

yay! OMG Rob is soo funny! I could watch and listen to his interviews all day! LMAO!! Oh and it helps that he is hoooooot!!! Agh that lady got to run her fingers through his hair!! asghaighashgbkbfglakkbg!!!!!

Sorry...channelling Ferni... ☺

He just makes my heart sing!

That accent!.....What a wonderful voice he has :)

EDIT: Disqus.....go to hell:P

OMG ive been waiting for something like this to come out for so long! AND HES INTERVIEWS ARE LIKE DEJA VU :D I missed ya rob! <3 And LOL at the interview, he always makes me smile!

LMFAO!!! I love him!!!

"insecure about something." Hahahahahaha!!

Yay! Happy Rob...me likie:) So glad I have my NM tix! Woohoo baby!

Oh I just Love his interveiw, sucks that the patr2 was only a min long...But anyways I sooo flippin heart Rob

So..I'm thinking about starting "Team Rob Interviews" LOL

He is just an absolute riot and I could watch him on them all day long. ;o)

YES! ill take it, if thats as close to team rob as you'll ever be!! :D *fispump at victory*

Wow..so like you and me on the same team? HOW COOL!! Aww..you know I like Rob..LOL Edward? Now...that's a different story. J/K!!

My saying is "I'm not against Edward...I'm just for Jacob." LOL

Lovin' the fist pump! LOL

YES! finally, same teams!! hehe ;-) *another fistpump*

jus' watch yo mouth bout ma man edward!! rofl :D

Edward? Wait...was he the one that left? ;o) Oh RMLS..how I've missed teasing you! LOL

ha. ur funny.

psyche......


LOL *pats JMNP on the head* id be on here more, but the stupid swine flu's got me down :)

My time on here has been sooo hit and miss, but things have finally started to settle down a bit.

No! Oh man...I am so sorry to hear that! How long has it had you down? :-(

Lol i keep on forgetting no one here knows!!! hehe, um ive had it i THINK like 4 days? lol i blame all the drugs im on right now, theyve got me uber confused ROFL thanks for ur concern tho JMNP! u thoughtful girl ;-D

Well you're completely welcome, but there's no need for thanks. ;o)

So how long does it normally take to run its course? So they've got you pretty drugged up, huh? *sigh* How awful...all of it!

meh, its not that bad i guess *begins to hallucinate due to rob and drugs combo*

lmfao :) idk, i think its usually around a week, but who knows because i felt like sh!t the past few days, but much better today :)

so as long as im good by new moon, i's all good :D

That's what I was wondering..if you'd be over it by the time of the movie. I sure hope so! Get plenty of rest, read NM, dream lovely Edward dreams, and get better!! I don't want to hear that you had to miss out on the opening! :o)

He does the best interviews...have them all...watched them a bazillion times.

I would like to be team mascot!

*sets 'Team Rob Interviews' ballcap atop FNC's head*
I mean, if it is a Team with Rob then a ballcap of some sort should be included, right? ;o)

Well...of COURSE you should be a team mascot. Geesh.....you should even be team PRESIDENT, knowing all those Rob interviews like the back of your hand now. LOL

Well I didn't want to overstep boundaries. I figured YOU'd be president!
LOL!

You're probably not even here anymore....I'm sure you're over at the Taylor post right now.

LOL!! Surprisingly enough I haven't made my way there yet. LOL Now that I've been a twitterin' seems like I'm never as quick on the posts as I used to be. LOL

Me..President of a Rob team? A wolf gal? I love the irony of it all, don't you?

Somehow it might be best if I'm just the Beta in this one and you take Alpha role..HA!! Yes..had to throw in the wolf talk on that one. ;o)

*proudly takes Team Rob Interview hat and puts it on*
Done then...I'm mascot, president *looks around* and apparently the only member as well! YAY!

LOL!! Actually there's one other member..RMLS..she's so excited I'm on some sort of Team Rob that she's fist pumping like crazy! LOL ;o)

YAY! 3 is a great number! I'm sure if Cougar was here she'd join too.
Where the eff is that Cat?!

Oh man..she would TOTALLY join!! LOL!! Did you see the Taycob video she did? Absolutely AWESOME!!

Good question of where she is. She was on earlier, and this is kind of her normal time. Hopefully she'll show up soon...she's great!! :o)

well, aren't you just the sweetest person ever??? *blushes*

LOL..nope..not the sweetest ever..that honor would go to someone by the name of Taycob.. ;o)

Glad to see you made it to this post. FNC was asking about you.."Team Rob Interviews" and all... ;o)

LOL I stalked the comments!! If it wasn't for my subscriptions I would never know what is going on in here!! LOL And I would never find anyone either!! =)

LOL..that's kind of what I do at times too when I don't want to go to the post to comment because there are too many spoiler comments.

Um, does better late than never count??? Had to spend some time with the bf!! And of course I am joining!! *throws on hat*

*waves Team Rob Interviews flag*

can I be the #1 member of yet ANOTHER team?? Lol

Ooo...better talk to FNC about that one..I appointed her in charge of the team. Might not seem right having a wolf gal in charge of the team. LOL ;o)

Love him though!! He's great!! :o)

yeah!!.. rob does do wonderful interviews...*hehe*... hey i have something wonderful to tell u..

Where have I been? Well I've been right here.. LOL
School has had me staying pretty busy. Grading, conferences coming up...all
of that fun stuff. Plus I'm laying low on the posts because of so many
spoilers coming out. I've seen all I want to see and have read all I want to
read, so I'm keeping a safe distance from many of the posts.

Something wonderful to tell me? Hmmmm.....sounds interesting. :o)

yea, i totally understand... too much, well kinda.. i cant stay away!!...*hehe*..

I found a love.. well she found me.. so very happy and she's smart and hilarious and very spicy... TSO... she wanted to have a wedding.. umm, not sure when yet... lol!!

Popper, that's great that you found a love! I'm so happy for you! :o)

See...I told you that you would just know when it's the right one, didn't I? ;o) I've never spoken to her, but it sounds like you two are very meant-to-be and get along wonderfully well!

Just goes to show that you hold out long enough and the right one will come along. LOL I wouldn't trade my ILA for the world--I love her to death! We are so much alike in many ways and I'm lucky to have met her.

Congratulations to you and TSO! :o)

thank ya!.. i still fully expect to see more of u 2!...

ILA has been extremely busy with her college work lately and hasn't been able to be on here for awhile. Once things settle down for her I know she can't wait to be back.

We text constantly though, so that keeps us in contact with one another. What used to be late nights on here are now late nights on there. ;o)

ooo... starts singing..

"secret lovers...".. lol..

LOL--funny! :o)

I'm in!

Yeah! I love Rob interviews.

*happy sigh* Oh Robperson... he's so adorkable! And that interviewer's such a flirt LOL!

so classic witty rob !!!!!! gosh, i missed hearing that gorgeous voice and seeing the hottest smile there is :)))

he's so cute being kind of shy & dorky & sexy :) & geez, shaun got the chance to touch his hair...i'm so jealous !!

haha, love love his analogy on the wolf/fancy car....so true !!

I felt I could almost feel his soft, luscious hair when she ran her fingers thru it, that lucky girl! He blushed! How adorable.

I ADORE THAT MAN!!!!!! ..........his voice, his smile... the way he stares.....the way he raises his eyebrows......touches his hair.........thud.............

oh noo..noo... i cant see it.

what did he say..what did he say..

*running panickly*

HELP ME..HELP ME...

THE YOUTUBE VERSION PLESAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

LOL " I actually just got rid of my dandruff which is great"
I Love Rob!!!!

I just truly do not understand how people do not love him. Some people don't find him attractive and I seriously do not get it. Are they forking blind? He is gorgeous. Those lips. That jaw. That hair. His fingers.

I gotta lie down.....

I agree with you--he is gorgeous, truly adorable. Guess everyone has different tastes, though.

I absolutely adore this guy. His interviews are a riot. I've missed him and that sexy accent of his. :)

You guys know Rob confirmed they are making Breaking Dawn! quote "I think the tentative time for Breaking Dawn is fall of next year," Pattinson said, adding that Summit "may well change that."

Every time Breaking Dawn comes up in an interview, every since February at the Oscars, Rob has said that he was looking forward to Breaking Dawn and that he believed it would be made.

His interest in the project is one reason I think they will do it. (one in many, of course--money being another)

You heard it from Robert, wolves are dorks!! LOL God I love him!

OMG YES FINALLY I GET TO HEAR ROBS VOICE AGAIN AND HE IS SO ADORABLE I LOVE THE PART OF WHY VAMPIRES ARE COOOLER THAN WAREWOLVES NICE ROB THATS WHY I ROLL WITH THE VAMPIRES LOVE YA

Rob confirms they are making Breaking Dawn!!!! His quote "I think the tentative time for Breaking Dawn is fall of next year," Pattinson said, adding that Summit "may well change that."

missing this site :(

#%@$&@^I@Y@O@Y@P@U%@!&$@+?><*((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i stiil cant see it..

ok..let me die now!!!

I am so happy....have been eagerley awaiting this particular interview.

I think Shaun is fantastic with them both and really knows how to relaxe them and talk with young people.

Rob is so fantastic!! Only he could get away with bringing up his dandruff!!

Only thing is interview seemed a little short...anyone think there is more too it and they just haven't released the full thing yet??

YAY!!!!

breesmom -- where are you?!?! weren't we just talking about this?!

he's back! he's back! we didn't lose him!!!

ps-- the "why are vamps better than wolves" answer is going down in my "rob's famous quotes" memory bank.

Hi, Miranda! Just stopped in here for a minute...yes, I've been watching the interviews, the press junket tweets...I'm overwhelmed at all the press coverage. I would never have thought it would come to this...Summit has gone all out. Everyone has risen to the occasion.

...our beautiful boy!!! Yes! He definitely still has it! Even when he's dead tired from traveling and promoting...just naturally witty and so sweet.

I can't wait to see the Kimmel show,,,and the other shows they'll do in the next few weeks. This is truly awesome. Our Rob is in rare form.

there you are! i knew you'd answer my call for you! lol

i'm so excited for another season of interviews! it's just as good/ enjoyable/ replayable/ quotable as the movie! =D

Any tome, Miranda!

Yes, very true. The interviews, promotions with Rob--a big part of the whole Twilight saga movie experience!

*snickers at "risen to the occasion"*

Sorry, my mind hasn't left the gutter since I heard the interviewer ask Rob "Imagine what it would be like sleeping with yourself?"

LOL

Yep, another classic quote! These reporters underestimate us fans, I'm afraid--for one, they underestimate our average age (as if there were one!) and for another, they must not know about our fanfiction which fuels our minds!

HOW MANY MORE DAYS YOU GUYS?

*Smiles*

Too B%@@#% many!!!

Truer words have never been written LOL.

13 days and 57 minutes!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Does the 13 more days dance*

Want to join?

lol

Sure! Will this make the 13 days go by faster....like a rain dance?

Sure it will

Cool!
*joins TNKA in dance*

13 MORE DAYS UNTIL NEW MOON!!!!

I love these Access Hollywood interview! The interviewer is hilarious! My stomach hurts from laughing!

I think she's kind of fake..but maybe that's because I SO want to be her.

She doesn't seem fake to me. I guess me and you just have different perspective on her.

This is the funniest sets of Rob videos I have seen in a long, long time.

It's amazing how he still manages to crack up jokes with all the media and the hysteria surrounding him.


LOL. And I love how his facial expressions just kept changing the whole time.

Seriously. Sound off, go frame by frame and it's a different expression in each frame. Big eyes, eye roll, smiling eyes, etc. etc.

I was seriously laughing out loud and my husband calls and I was trying to tell him what was so funny but it didn't translate Oh well he loves me for who I am inspite of twilight
More Rob interviews please

Yup. But even my 7 year old calls me a freak for Twilight.

Someone pls tell me what a unicorn is?!

"A very pretty, white, majestic, non existent mythical creature that everyone talks about, but you never actually see first hand." DUH! Lol

OMFG! LMAO! That is priceless, I can't stop laughing.

It's the happy place a woman goes when she's "snuggling" with her honey. Cute huh.

ROFLMAO!! Excellent explaination :)

yah, rob is officially the keeper of the unicorn....the proud owner of the happy trail that leads to the happy place that ladies are all dying to go to :)))))

Oh, is that what YOU call it?? LMAO!

Oh, now I'm jealous.

Rob's dandruff?

<dies> LOL

You have to know your HOT when people want to touch your Dandruff!!!

oohhhhhhhh..thanks God i'm not alone..

everytime i read that word things go wild here..

and i'm kind of.. what the f*****g hell that means????

i want to ask but my pride dont let me do that..teheheheh

hehe. we can't say what it is without being modded.

*makes an attempt*
It rhymes with war spasm.
kinda lol.
one word

LOL @ Rhymes with war spasm!!!

lol. i had to get creative

*whisper*
i promise u wouldnt being modded.. i have plenty of money..
u know what i mean??

just tell me... *wink*

hehe...
6 letter dirty word. starts with an o and ends with an m

and as mentioned earlier, rhymes with war spasm

haha. I think my clues are pretty good, no?

O.....M

*thinking*

ovarium??

no??

*Thinking*

Organism???

no???

What????
*innocent face*

oohh.. 6 six words...??

OMG.. I know that..

*jump up and down*

O..1
R..2
G..3
A..4
S..5
M..6

SIX...SIX Wordss......!!!
let me clear it..
ORGASM??????
finally..i know what unicorns' means..

*teary eyed of happines*

hahaha YAY!!!!! welcome to the club of flowers, cookies, and unicorns! :-)

thank u..thank u..thank u..

* look at my mom's angry face*
c'mon moooooooooooooooooomm...i'm a big girl now...

Am i being modded now???

*looking arround suspiciously*

Oh Rob.. you and your dandruff and dorky werewolves.. LOL.

I love how he said "dork!" he kinda spazzed out there for a sec. Made me laugh with it's randomness :)

LOL Yeah I noticed that! Spazzy Rob = me laughing. hehe.

Is it just me, or is Taylor standing right next to him?? Am I going crazy!?!?!! Is that a cardboard cut out of Taylor or is it really him??????

Also....Rob is amazing, and still his dorky hot self. I love how, for once, he was a little bit positive about himself and his performance. I still feel bad that he has to hide from fans, I wish people would chill out.

it is a cut out Taylor turns it around in his interview

Hmm... the basic and albeit selfish reason to choose a Vampire over a Shapeshifter... Umm.. the Vampire can make you immortal... the shapeshifter will drool over your shoulder as you grow older.. and then death... tt

Shapeshifters can age again. They just have to stop phasing for a while.

I know this.. what I'm saying is.. there's no advantage to being with a shapeshifter... I'd rather live forever with the one I love instead of a guaranteed death....

i can wact it now..Hurrayyy!!!

all i wanna say is..

DONT TOUCH HIM..DOUNT TOUCH HIS HAIR..EVEN A PIECE OF HIS DANDRUF!!! JUST DONT!!!!

WHAT?!!! Can you even believe all she said was "it feels so clean and silky" ....what she really wanted to say was........O, NO!! That is the sexiest thing i have ever touched in my entire life and if it weren't for these stupid cameras i would (edit)...and..(edit).. you right now!!!!! ;) Ohhhh, and yes..... DON'T TOUCH HIM!!!!

Lol!! ur comment just make me wanna shoot that woman more..
*
waves "Dont touch him's flag"*

Why would a girl want a vampire instead of a werewolf?.....uhhhh....because that vampire is f***en Edward Cullen!! DUH!!!!

whaha! amen to that! xD

Awwww RobbyKins!!!! He's adorkable =)

But I have to say I'd REALLY rather have the warm guy walking around shirtless, showing off his exquisite abs and other muscular perfections. Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyy....

DONT TOUCH HIM...DONT TOUCH HIM..

*bella's voice in phone*

Oh holy heart.

He is divine.

Sooo cute and lovely and amazing and he was so surprised he said something positive. Humbleness. Wasn't that cute?

I hate her!!! She's touching his hair and I really really want to do that!
God hes just so perfect!

OMG ROB!!!! ahhhh how I missed seeing him like this.. I just love him!!!!

The way he talks..., his expresions... and the way he touches his hair...

Just heaven to watch...

Ahww he is so cute! That interviewer needs to stay away from his hair though and stop being so flirty! Grrr..

The part where he says "That's BS." I want that uncensored and as my ring tone.

Aaaaaah. God I love him. His voice and his accent and his hair and his laugh.....
I could go on about it forever.

Hes so unbelievably hawt! And hilarious!!! I love the bit where she asks him why vamps are better than wolves and he starts going, hmmm... hmm. I was laughing to bits!

I love this interview...And the last one he did with Access Hollywood...He is just so himself around this lady...And she is different than the other ones...

haha i love how he makes fun of Vampires not having to be in a pack or going shirtless. hahah. he is too funny! i love all of his interviews that he does. there is just something about his intelligence that gets me!

Oh Robert, you and your dandruff and your dorks (ROTFL)...this interview was soo funny! Gosh this man is one of a kind, thank goodness he doesn't have a publicist. Robrt don't ever change!

That's why I love his interviews, he is so down to earth, funny, humble, honest and just real without any pretense or fakeness.

Only you Robert...only you... so refreshing and entertaining with his charismatic and charming presence. And I so agree those werewolves are "dorks" lol

And our Robward should know that the focus is on him in the movie, if it weren't on him, and on Bella and him the movie wouldn't be half the success it could be.

Rob's such a dork, LOL

I HAVE HEARD HIS LAUGH! IN PERSON! he is even more beautiful when he is in touching distance..... and i shook his frickin hand and he touched my stupid back for a picture!!! iv never washed that cardigan since...... :DDDDDDDD

OME i freaking LOVE this man!!!

Is it really stalkerish of me to say i wanted to punch the screen when that interviewer ran her fingers through his hair i felt like going all Edward on her a$$ *runs and hides from shame*

EDIT: So loving the "It's like drving a car" quote HILARIOUS!!!!!

*goes to find Chel*

Don't hide, we all felt the same rage and jealousy when the beeotch started running her fingers through his hair. Nothing to be ashamed of!!

*crawls out of hiding place* aww *hugs* thanks Luvr

*hugs Chel back*

Anytime you feel ashamed about your obsession, you come and find me!!

*emmett bear hugs Luvr* you are just awesome i feel so much more normal now LMAO

TSO and I were just having a discussion about what normal was!! We have decided that we are the normal ones and it is the rest of the world (meaning outside of nmm.org!) are the abnormal ones!

Oh i so agree with you both everyone else is nuts we're the normal ones *runs off to hug her Rob calendar*

Speaking of abnormal i'm getting dragged to the cinema now to see some skeevy horror film and i don't wanna go i wanna stay here where i don't feel odd *sobs*