OMMMGGG!

Ashley looks HOT! I have an even bigger girl crush on her!

*joining a gym...practicing vamp workouts with fight training by jasper*

Girl Crush alert!!!!!

How AMAZING does Ashley look in these photos they make me wanna eat nothing but lettuce leaves and carrot sticks and go for a run right now *contemplates* Nah its raining outside think i'll stay right here wit you guys *grins*

Sultry and sexy is right. And stunning, gorgeous, amazing, etc. etc. etc. :)

Ashley Greene is so pretty! (:
Usually when I see these magazines, they are really slutty, but she just looks hot. ^.^
I love her shorts too. (:

Ashley loves to show us her nipples :D
I like her more than nikki. In fact, I do not care for nikki at all! LOL
I just feel some ppl are unfair in treatment to Kristen, like saying she doesn't wear bra, but does she showed her nipples, no ... lol... honestly she can go without bra ... without being slutty.

Am I the only one who doesn't find her all that pretty? She can't pull off the 'sexy' look. She just doesn't do it for me. :/

Yup

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She looks like she's trying too hard, & it is not working.

okay :)

She is so gorgeous. Girl crush.

ok. i know i am a girl and everything, BUT DAMMMMNNN SHE IS FINE!!! that girl is gorgeous.

Here's hoping that she won't do PLAYBOY.

Here's hoping that she won't do PLAYBOY.

Whoa! Ashley is Miss Provocative!

Dude........

IF I played for "the other team"........I would SO be having this chics pictures up in my room instead of Rob's.........

Look at her lips!....Her EYES!.....Those legs!!!!.....OMW!!!!

(hey...I could be down with the rainbow!).....LMAO!!

;-)

*Huffs*

Ok, first Taylor, now Ashley.

Why, for the love of all that is sparkly, can we not get Rob or Kristen on a beach?

*Stalks off of post*

*Peeks head back in momentarily* She is very hot. Bye.

LOL

I know right!!!! I wanna see Rob or Kristen taking them Hot pics at the beach too!!!!!! Someone email maxim!!! LOL

Dude, I have dreams about Kristen being on the cover of Maxim, scantilly clad, giving that come hither stare.

I would so be going to the bathroom about every hour on the hour to relieve myself. LOL

Ahhhhhhhh!!! I know right!!! Soo many people will finally realize she IS SEXY! LOL

It's the tomboys that you have to watch out for. They are the ones that clean up the best and are the sexiest.

If this is how close rob is in a wet photo shoot

You wont have no complaints from me whatsoever

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2...

hmm, somehow this pic doesn't do it for me but the one where Rob is laying down soaking wet in white shirt is really hot. Though I am not sure it's not a manip

*dumps hot chocolate in the sink and pulls out weights* MAYBE i'll be able to look like her by next christmas...maybe.

MUST SEE THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbcAnHfJ6Ok

ROTFLMAO

HA! That was CLASSIC!!!!

And now.........that little diddy will be in my head the rest of the morning!!!!! FANTASTIC!.........."La, la, la, la, la,la,la"......

Do,do,do,do.....
;-)

RFLMAO. That was awesome. I love her, freaking hilarious. Thanks for that.

"Hey, Taylor." haha

Au...she looks hot...our Ashley has grown

*whispers* My ego just took a massive punch to the face. *sob*

LOL.

Did you hear that?
Yes. That was infact the sound of my ego taking one hell of a punch.
She's stunning.

Disqus blocked me from this site just now! Screw you <<

Hi Alice Whitlcock 111,

Lali has the same avi. She started using it before she submitted the story to NMM. Would you please be so kind as to change your avi? Many here reply by looking at the avi's and it will cause confusion.

Thank you so very much.

oh H2B i know your just trying to keep the peace but silly, Lali's is different she has the one where they are kissing. LOL

She changed it already. She did have the kissing avi. I hate to tell her that someone else has that one too *sigh*

BTW make sure you bring comfy shoes and extra money when you see TSH later this month. My legs are killing me & it wasn't from the walking. The girl can shop! LOL

oh! well good looking out! Im sure Lali appreciates it. Ummm I'm not meeting TSH next month i wish i was though. where is she going?

I'm sorry. I keep getting you & KOG mixed up. Never mind! LOL

i see where the confussion comes in. We're both Kellan girls! this is totally off subject but i noticed on your emails that we have the same last name!

Wow she looks so hot, just as hot as it’s been today in Melbourne man I’m not ready for the summer, but on the plus side it might be a nice balmy night for watching new moon in ooo say 10 days

Hi there Miss_Heather. A fellow Melbournian here. *rushes over to give big hugs* I love finding other Aussies here, & one from Melbourne is a bonus!! Yey for 10 days. LOL XX.

*jumps up and down and returns hug* very cool that your form Melbourne. Were are you seeing it for the first time (sorry late reply I was watching bones and disqus chuck a hissy fit and I couldn’t do it till morning )

Heh. Disqus went into melt down for most of us yesterday. So annoying!! I am going witha group of work friends to the cinemas in Yarraville. Nice old cinems with comfy leather seats....though I think I could be sitting on nails & I just wouldn't notice (Lol). Only 9 days to go for us. Yippy!! Hope to talk to you again. Gotta get my kids to school now. Enjoy the wonderful day & stay cool!! LOL XX.

Were heading to the werribee mansion for an out side viewing and if the weather is like it is this week it should be a good night, told my hubby that he has to work from home on the Thursday so I can get a bit of a sleep in, lol, I know that cinema I went with all my girl friends to see sex and the city, what a great place to see it.9 days yippy,

Were heading to the werribee mansion for an out side viewing and if the weather is like it is this week it should be a good night, told my hubby that he has to work from home on the Thursday so I can get a bit of a sleep in, lol, I know that cinema I went with all my girl friends to see sex and the city, what a great place to see it.9 days yippy,

That should be a great night, especially like you said if the weather is anything like ATM. I didn't know that the Mansion was doing a midnight screening until after Yarraville was organised. 10 minutes from home for me. I'm sure we will both have a Fantastic experience, and we are fortunate enough to see it before a lot of other countries too! Nice for a change. LOL XX.

Well funny thing was that I didn’t really want to do a midnight movie, with two little one on 3 and on just 1 I like to me asleep at 12am but I book them by accident thinking they were a normal movie time, big whoops but now I’m looking forward to it. were are you that the mansion is 10 mins away? we could be neighbors and not no it

I think there will be many tired mums on the morning of the 20th. At least mine are school age so i can pack them off to school then go back to bed for some catch up sleep *dreams*. I live in Tarneit (near Hoppers Crossing). Where are you? Wouldn't it be funny if we were neighbours. LOL XX.

I know tarniet I have a friend who lives around there, I’m in wyndham vale in a new estate up the back, what a shame not neighbors

Wyndham Vale is almost neighbours, compared to the location of some of our frllow Twifriends on this site! My brother in law lives near that way in Manor Lakes. I think that it is fgreat that we are from the same area. XXX

I know right, I meet some one else who happened to me my daughters play group teacher, we had a good laugh about it, I’m in bluestone which I off greens, I have a sister who lives in manor lakes. We should so see who else is in the Melbourne area and all see it together just because (I’m looking for more reasons to tell the hubby on why I need to see it again, so far I’m up to 3 lol)

Wow! What a small world. Yes for sure. I would love another excuse to see NM. And how wonderful to find some more like minded individuals (& mums) in our area who don't think that we have lost the plot. I have a difficult time explaining my obsession with friends who are not into Twilight. XX

whoa! shes HOT!!!!


see Ashley, THIS is the kind of mag where its OK to not wear a bra! Lol

LMAO!!!... Yep, where its ok to sing...

" Shake it dont break it!!.. work it, work it!!"

So, now that we have 11 days till NM, can we please think of a new name for all us fans. I think it's time we honor Chris for the great job he's done and "Twihard" reminds me of bad bleached blond hair, a voice that grates on your nerves, and, oh yeah, blue vampires.

Anyone have any ideas? Or am I the only one feels this way LOL?

I totally agree. I can't think of any good names right now, but I will try. I have thought of some, but none of them sound right; ex. Mooners, TNM (Team New Moon), NMies, New Moonies.

Maybe after I get some sleep I can come up with something better

Ashley just loves leaving her undergarments at home doesn't she LOL. Oh, and another Twicastmember at the beach! Don't think she'll do back flips though LOL.

i hope jackson's gettin that.

ome! she looks f'n hot! wow.. very gorgeous! looove her! :]

Wow she is so hot, I feel guilty now lol.

*starts working out and eats fruits and veggies*

My girl crush, in a post of my dear Jaypat and with my name in lights!!

*happy dance*

She is...too gorgeous to be true!!!!

OMA! (Oh my Ashley LOL)
I just went lesbian for a moment!!! LOL

ROFL!!!! WTH Lali hahahhahahaha "lesbian for a moment" hahahahaha

ROFL!!!! WTH Lali hahahhahahaha "lesbian for a moment" hahahahaha

ROFL!!!! WTH Lali hahahhahahaha "lesbian for a moment" hahahahaha

Wow she looks gorgeous!

oh Holy Hale.. I can NOW post.. I literally had a breakdown, thinking I was banned from NMM.org.. Do you know how devistating that was??!! My gosh. lol

Ashley looks Absolutley gorgeous..So sexy!! Wowzers..I'm a girl, and I'm not in any way into girls.. but she's definetly girl crush #2. Hahaha.

i was too!!!!! all i could think was... "what the heck did i do wrong!?!?!?!"

PANIC ATTACK!

Omg !!! I'm back in the saddle again!!' I got modded, shame on
me, then got blocked for 2 hours...

Jaypat, congrats!'n

Ashley looking good...

Take a look at ROBsessed for new Rob photos... You will DIE!'

watching family stone & just realized elizabeth reaser is in it!

Those pictures are exquisite...such a variety of expressions...
*sigh*

Holy efff I was blocked for a second there... I thought I did something wrong. I almost DIED... I made a NMM.org cookie!!!!!!!!!!! Who wants ta see?! :)

Me!! :)

Cookie!

http://es.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=250sak7&s=4

ur so funny.. off to make brownies...

where you attt

im here, running around...

Youre running around, typing?! Im so impressed.

IM A GENIUS!.. NEVER FORGET!

I KNOW! ITS INCREDIBLE! :) *confetti*

whoo hoo!.. confetti..!!

ihihihihihiihi

holaholahola...

AHHHH yayayayaya :) How ya doin

*BLAH*

Blah to me too... I just got a mountain dew. I need caffeine! I need to read tonight!

*hehe*.. i ate those brownies.. lol.. oops!.. my bad..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l56V1NMXNUA

LOL

lmao!... not those kind of brownies.. geeze!!

LOL i knowwww but the song is hilarious.

gonna get me in trouble.. lol..

haha noooooo I Just liked the cartoony song!!!! I didnt mean you eat reef brownies... :0)

well what a relief.. lol..

I ate my cookies!!!!!

lmao!.. butr i didnt take a pic 1st.. plus i was gonna add pecans.. and i ate all of those before i even started making them.. lol.. good thing twi is not made out of brownies.. it wouldn't really have a fighting chance against me.. lol..

So much talk about brownies, Im going to have to make some tomorrow now.

yeppers.. lol..

okay lady lady Im going to read. <3 hugs, see ya lata

out!

AH! me 2, my sis just bought me the book,. b/c she lost it!...i was decasted.. but now.. im happy again. lol!..

EEk danger danger

I'm saying... death threats were currently coming to order!...

Death threats?! Oh my oh my oh my

Awwww!!!  I love it!!!  :)

Thanks! It was a work of art. I send it in to Will & family, hopefully it brings a laugh to their day at least lol

I laughed!  It's great!  :)

Cookie!

http://es.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=250sak7&s=4

Oh my these... and now I just finished reading chapters 18 of WA.

I need a cold shower.

Btw, really glad I'm not really banned from commenting on here.
I almost had a minor Bella like breakdown.

ME TOO it said that to me just now and I was like "I know I'm bad, but I'm not THAT bad... and I never hate on the cast, and I never swear without astriks"... I had a whole speech ready.

Holy mother of Hale, it keeps doing it. Disqus is not playing nice tonight.

wanna see my NMM cookie? "yes" okay!

LMAO, that is amazing! I know you said you don't read fan fiction but you should totally check out Wide Awake! I finally know what cookies and flowers are all about!

Really! Ahhh but I cant even keep up with community read lol

I know, its gotten me behind too, but its just so juicy and I can't stop now!

I had wine :)

LoL, no fair... so should we expect some drunk commenting from you tonight? *evil grin*

Maybe! I mean 5 glasses... heheheheheh... sooo yumy but bitter at the end. It looks like I missed alot again! *sigh*

sorry if you get this 5 times, my disqus is wacked out.

5! You should be tipsy! I didn't watch the behind the scenes clip of the birthday party, but I won't be mad at you if you do. =P

Aww I am thinking I wont. It would make you proud!!!

Tee-hee, I would be pretty d*mn proud! We can wait till November 21st to see it!

disqus does not want me to reply.. I have tryinggg and trying...

I think Im giving up.

It is being very stubborn tonight... not cool at all. I don't think it understands the severity of its actions. They just better not post something amazingly wonderful or I will loose it if I can't comment right away. I'm almost afraid to refresh the page!

Maybe! I mean 5 glasses... heheheheheh... sooo yumy but bitter at the end. It looks like I missed alot again! *sigh*

sorry if you get this 5 times, my disqus is wacked out.

She is absolutely GORGEOUS!! I love her!! And her boobs are fabulous in these pics, no fair!! lol

She's so pretty! I think men around the world have found their latest obsession

WHOA!!

Love Ashley but hate her all at the same time...it's a girl thing! haha

taylor did a very funny skit on snl it was about TWILIGHT
it was hillarious

yea I just saw it.. and she did a cute lil shout out to Taylor LOL

Congrats Jaypat!! :)

Thank you!!

shesssssss gorgeousss

yeah i just got blocked too! it has been saying all day that i am blocked, but then right now it let me log in, and it is not saying that anymore!

It's a disqust issue. Sorry about that.

Really, I even sent an e-mail to the tips address asking them to forgive me but as much as i remember i never use foul language or insult the rest...i thought it was because i posted a photographs that later were removed...but it comforts me because now i´m back!

dayummmm

Yes! I was blocked! NTJB was blocked earlier too. I came over here from twitter when I saw this posted and it wouldn't let me in! I haven't been on here all day so I don't know why it would block me.

same hereeeeeeeee
Bageesus its still blocking me:S
but everytime i logout and come back it works
but still very annoying

That's what I had to do. Refreshed nmm page several times before it would work. :( Fail.

What just happened????????????

Did you get blocked out the site too? I got blocked TWICE!



I wonder if I'm just jinxing myself by saying that?

same ! but t if you logout and login again it will work
sadly i keep getting blocked
friken annoying

Thanks for tell me! Hopefully I won't need to use that info anyime soon LOL

did u see, im back.. ok now i have to go look around..* runs to seach all post*...

Yes I was! Miranda said it would happen again, just wait. :(

Disqus is having issues. Yeah, what fun lol.

Correction: Disqust.

LMAO

What do you mean what just happened?

*looks around the room and sees everything looks fine*

Gorgeous.. as always. I never expect anything less from her.



OT: Taylor Swift on SNL. She did funny "SNL Monologue" ... she sang about how people think her and Taylor are together and then stopped to mouth "Hi Taylor" blew him a kiss and then winked. lmao


I love how BOTH of them are handling this. Ok, gotta go:)

*runs back to watchign SNL*

EDIT: SNL did hilarious Twilight spoof.
and I just turned a Michael Jackson reference into a WA reference... unicorns. LMAO

wow shes so hot ( in a good way) but i like her so much that i love shes so beautiful !!!!!!!!!!

yep.. she has me totally convinced that she will be the 1st 4rm the twi cast to go all nude one day....

*covers mouth*

... oops, my bad!!... that was Rob...

HAHAHA I vote Nikki Reed...but maybe I'm just stereo-typing her, lol...it can always be Kellan...I wouldn't mind.

LMBO!!... Actually I don't think I'd mind much if it was any of the guys from twi.. lol.. except mr. clearwater... he had a lil something in Free Willy... but times, they have a changed.. lol...!...

Ooops..ok I forgot the vamps were all old, technically...so we'll just count the age when they were turned :-P

lol.. agreed...

lol ok, not counting the guys over 35, hahaha. That takes out the father figures because that would just be wrong for some reason, lol.

Oh dear Ashley.
You are simply breathtaking.
Gorgeous.

Hey Punchy!!! Congrats on being second!

*looks up at pictures*

Yep, Ashley is one hot looking lady up there. If I had a body like hers, I'd pose for this magazine as well.

thanks, h2!!!

Ashley is definitely a definition of beauty. lol

HOT!

EDIT:

Oh my Edward... I'M FIRST!!!!

*runs around the room tossing unicorn cookies to everyone*

I WANTED TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY CONGRATS TO JAYPAT FOR BECOMING THE NEW BLOGGER. IT COULD NOT HAVE GONE TO A BETTER PERSON. SHE'S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I KNOW AND IS ALSO PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST DIE HARD REASEARCHERS FOR ALL THINGS TWI ON THE INTERNET. IT'S ONLY FITTING THAT SHE NOW POSTS ALL OF THE JUICY YUMMINESS CALLED ROB ON NMM.

THANKS WILL FOR ADDING JAYPAT TO THE POSTING TEAM!!!!!!!!

she is so pretty :)

Congrats girl!!!

And hooray for Jay being a blogger!! I love it!!! :)

Jay is one of the best news finders ever!

I agree, she's great. Looking forward to more of her posts.

Hey, look! I can apparently comment again, CJean!

WooHoo!!!

Yeah!  DIQUS jail has let you out!  lol

*takes unicorn cookie, passes over unicorn cupcake*
happy first, darlin'!
I agree, it's awesome that Jaypat's a blogger now... woohoo! :D

Keep passing those cookies over here!!

*looks at Ashley's cover pic*

Shoot, I'm going to pass.

Thanks woman!!!

ROFL - I give it up as a lost cause... maybe we should have low-fat cupcakes & cookies? with her picture as our motivation? :D
*sigh* apparently this will be the only way I can comment now, replying to others... DISQUST has banned me yet again. :(

Dear Disqust,

You SUCK.

That is all.

SnowyHedwig

agreed

Yes, lowfat, gym, blah blah blah.

Disqus blocked me last night! Boo

Nighty. XXOO

;) hope you had pleasant dreams! apparently disqust had a good night's rest... :D

I know!! My 1st official day of blogging and disqus does this.

DISQUS!! *shakes fist* CURSES!!

I can FINALLY comment & congratulate you....

*throws NMM confetti in air*

woohoo! Congrats Jaypat!! You're gonna do great!!! :D

Stoopid disqust. :(

I know!!! =(

IF YOU ARE HAVING ISSUES COMMENTING ON NMM OR EM, DISQUST IS HAVING ISSUES. IF IT SAYS YOU WERE BLOCKED FROM THE SITE, SORRY. IT WASN'T US NEW MODS GOING POWER TRIPPY!

*facepalm*

LOL

hi alicia, how u being?congrats on first
thanks for saying it, i haven't comment in a month that i thought that someone has block me for that reason.

Hey Marie!

Welcome back to your NMM home.

thank u, i missed u girls

oh... and i'm gonna say "oh, that explains it!"
.....

then ur gonna say...

"well actually, in every1 else's case but yours..!"... ;p

LOL!

THANK YOU!!!! Aw, you're so sweet. Are you drunk? HA!

Yes, I have no life. LMFAO!

Thanks sweetie and congrats on 1st!!!

Congrats, Jaypat!!
How long have you been blogging for? are you enjoying it?

Congrats, jaypat! You have a life... and I'm glad to see you're blogging now... :D

I'm not drunk! Well maybe a little off of the best darn steak I think I've ever eaten in my entire life & a bit high off of the sugar from the yummylishious carrot cake from the Cheesecake Factory.

I didn't say you had no life! I said you were dedicated!! You know I love you!!!

*gasp*
when did Jaypat start posting?

CONGRATS JAYPAT!
and to you, h2, on first.

Thank you Punchy!!!

Congrats Jaypat! Im glad your a blogger! Remember i posted that you should be one since you send in so much stuff! I will always be thankful to you for introducing me to FF!