Wow - this cast is dividing and conquering the world.

I would like Rob to come conquer ME now.

Not just conquer...you want him to divide you, and then conquer you.

yeah! that's what i said!!!

I've got lots of other things in mind too.

Why stop there?

Ditto!

I'm afraid my thoughts are not very original - everyone would like Rob the Conqueror to get a little "saucy" with them. LOL

saucy? You need some shammies.

Naughty! I like it. ;)

I find that naughty suits me nicely. LOL

Here! Here! LOL

There, there - you're next!

*calling a little too quietly so he can't quite hear me*

Robbbbbbbbb, Indies is next.

"What, darling?"

Pfffft - nothing. C'mon let's get busy.

LOL

LMAO! I'm definately NEXT......ready and waiting. hahahahaha

Who wouldn' like that??? lol :)

I think everyone would like that.

Maybe even the wolf girls..............................

LOL

Hm, but they probably wouldn't admit it... :)

what about the dividing part?

ohhhh....nevermind. ;P

I'm all for the dividing part too!!

Miranda!

We've been through this!

I'll share - but only after I'm too tired to continue. LOL

*not amused*

come on! can't i get him when he's fresh and ready at least ONCE?!?!

cuhhhhhhhh!

Fine!

You can have him when he gets out of the shower.

Happy now?! LOL

Oooh Pick ME... Pick ME Rob... conquer ME... lol
Sorry OE... all is fair in love and war...

I LOVE teddy bear & girl crush.. gorgeous!

Ceci - don't make me hurt you!

We've got to get to L.A. for one of these crazy things so we need to stay united - then we can be divided and conquered!

LOL

*facepalm*
LOL
Fine.. fine.. dont hurt me now!!!

YES WE DO woman!! We'll conquer L.A. AND Rob!!!

OMG i was there and i have to say..when i met Kellan i was speechless..we could talk to them but i couldnt find myself to say anything
He was so smiley and happy and wow his eyes..his body..i fell in love with Kellan last night lol

and Ashley is just adorable!! she told me she loved my necklace and i nearly died lol but it was so much fun! I wish i could one day meet Rob and K..

anyway what i did notice was that they were very..VERY close. They talked about how they are bff's and Kellan said Ashley is beautiful and how she's a great cook...but i love those two!

You are so lucky! i wish i could have been to see Kellan! one day i tell you one day ill meet him! LOL

haha i hope one day you do meet him!...actually i dont because when you do see him upclose and in person you'll probably die from just staring at him! lol

i almost fainted and im more of a rob girl...jeez just thinking about Kellan is giving me goosebumbs..

ill take my chances at least ill die happy! LOL

They are a couple that definitely need to get together and have children they'd be gorgeous... ashamed they are such good friends, but that is great too. Glad they have each other to keep the other company.

They should have children!! Wow they would be beautiful..

btw we have like the same avi lol no worries i'll change mine:)

I like your new avi... Kristen looked very pretty in that dress, but I don't think they put that pic on the site here to share yet. I saw it somewhere else.

Thanks for sharing your cool story.

It's so nice to know that they are kind in public and I'm glad you got to have the "wow" moment with Ashley!

Goddammit!
Robert Pattinson & all the men....
THEY conquer US!
and we don't really mind..
getting taken advantage off ;)

OHH BABBY!

Peoplesss!
9 more beauty sleeps 'till we rise!
and see half-naked men!
WATERPROOF MAKE-UP AND SCENTED KLEENEX HAS ALREADY BEEN BOUGHT! :)

Ok! I read what you had to say and I only have one response.
*Ka thud*

Well,
a recent survey showed that Twilight women are more likely to
'ka-thud' and bring back to life again. :)

*holds up hands to thy body*
*your body comes to life again* ;)

Awesome! You have resurrecting powers in your hands. I must keep you close at all times!

Awesome! You have resurrecting powers in your hands. I must keep you close at all times!

Thy hands cannot work without Thy Twilight Men around ;)
You too also have the ability to do thatt!
i just found out... no SALTWATERPROOF MASCARA AVAILABLE! :O

I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO GO AT THE NIGHT....
HOBBO-STYLE! :|

LMAO!

It's not attractive, looking like a hobbo.

It depends on what your image of a hobbo is.

Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner gay together, :O

see...
horrible, ain't it?

The end of the mother lovin world!!!

exactly.... :)

aarrgghh! i have to live with that image in my head forever now.

Now the New Moon confrontation scene is forever ruined... Lmao.

*hands DEC acid brain wash fluid*
Here use this. It will get rid of the image. You might loose some other memories but it's worth it.

THANK YOU!
*uses brain wash fluid*

asks MCO: What is this Twilight you speak of?
:O

AHHH! ;)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You used too much here take this
*hands DEC a bottle of know-all-things-twilight pills*
Take 50 in a row and you will be fine. Minus the image you don't want to remember.

*GULP*
*chokes on the last pill*

'i'm dying!'
*Carslile suddenly pops out*
Carslile: 'You have to save her!'
It's the only choice'
*edward also pops out*
Edward: 'I don't know if i can do it!'
Carslile: 'Then find the will to stop'
'You've got to act fast.. she losing too much saliva!'
You've got to suck out the last pill'
Edward:' I'm allergic to them pills'
Carslile: Find the will not to itch'
Edward: * NOM NOM NOM'

i wake up the next morning in the hospital. :)
thank you MCO!

ROTFLMAO!!!

YOU ARE GOING TO GET ME FIRED!!!
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!
MY SIDE HURTS!

SORRY!!! :)
so you're at work, ey?

LMAO.

I'LL GET YOU SOME ASPIRIN FOR THE PAIN!

Thanks but that won't help me keep my useless job that allows me to do nothing but look like I'm doing everything while I'm on NMM.org all day. LMAO

I WANT THAT JOB! :)
haha.

Everyone does. But, it's mine. I won't let it go. LOL

We'll see about that....
*CHUCKLES DARKLY*

Nooooooooooooo!!! Please don't take my job! Please!

i like your AVI!
:) !!! LMAOOO! :)

Thank you my dear TLG!

Thank you my dear TLG!

Awe crap! It's 4:00 I have to go home now. I think I'm the only person who looks forward to being at work so I can actually be on NMM.org. I will talk to you tomorrow my little job stealing friend!
*hugs*

BYEE!
i'll see you tomorrow then, my pill friend!

*hugss*

have a nice night/day wherever you are!

NOM NOM NOM that funny! lol

*NOM*

well... :D hahaha!

*NOM*

well... :D hahaha!

I already know the break up scene is ruined for me...
do you want to hear the story?
ok...

Once upon a time i was reading a book called New
Moon, i got to the break up scene.
And i start to break down as holy hotness of heaven left...
as the last sentence ended ' I did not resurface.'

it was a real stinkhole,love.
aka, my cat pooped at the corner of my bedroom. :/

and i had to get the cat poop scooper right where Bella 'Wakes Up'

RUINED. :)

LMFAO!!!
Holy shiznit! That is why I don't have cats. I have two dogs that know I will murder them i they pull that stunt.

Well....
cats are cool... until you have them litter trained! :P

Lucky Dogs.
:) Even dogs make mistakes you know...like people.

Break up scene... goodbye. :)

DOGGIEE!

The last time my chihuahua had an accident my hubby literally threw him out the front door and slammed it shut. Poor little guys was so terrified. He just stood there and shook.

Bless!
i could just imagine..
Chihuahua 1: oh Goddard! what did i do now?!
Chihuahua 2: i know. they complain about us having squeaky voices then, and now this! it's not our fault them dog food has some hormonal pills!

:) Bless.

LOL only 9 days wow I can’t wait. I was going to tape Twilight and New Moon pictures to my KLEENEX box! :-D

OH YES!
You can tape thy holy pictures on your Kleenex.
But Me and my Bestiee are off to paint
our SCENTED KLEENEX .... with our tears!
:) Wake me up from my beauty sleep in 9 days,
will you? ;)

*sets alarm clock* 9 days got it! I’ll see you in 9 days than lol *Starts taping on cut out pictures of Edward and Alice and Bella* :-)

Thank you! Where did you buy your alarm clock,lovee?
i MUST have it. 9 DAYS ALARM CLOCK.
that's practically the future in your hands. :O

see you in 9 days CAS!
*goes and slides into thy coffin with Edward cardboard cut-out
in her hands, putting it on top of her when she closes the coffin*

:)

*sets magic 9 day alarm clock on side table next to coffin* night, night, don’t let the…um…Edward bit! Lol

But i want him to bitee! ;)

I thought about that after I posted it lol night, night, let the Edward bite! :-D

thank you!

Thank you for the people who liked this. :)

Ahhh! They're everywhere lol.

Ahhhh, these two are really close. How comes no one's saying they are in a relationship, they have to be, look how close they are standing to each other and they are hugging! That's proof right there!!! LOL

I know it's SOOO obvious... ;)

I want Robsten to happen as much as the next person. But until they come out both saying it's a go, I'm fine oogling at Kellan and Ashley :)

Lets wait and see..... ;-)

maybe.... they ARE! ~ LOL

Maybe....lets ship this! hahahahaha

LOL, nice Indies! It's ok, only we know Rob is really ours! Err...yours on most days, and I steal him when you're not paying attention!

Hahahahaha. Yep, he's definately ours no matter what they say and no one can take him away from our clutches. LOL

OMG! 1st?

This has seriously never happened before! :-D

Congrats on first!
*throws robsession confetti*
*Grabs ARG by the shoulders and does dance of joy*

Oh wow! My own little confetti celebration!! I feel so loved! *blushes*

CONGRATSS!!!

congrats on 1st!!!

Congrats on the first!!

2nd!

You got second!!!! Yayyy!!!!!

I did! I did!
I said I'd be on top again soon and look! So close.

Wow, you are all about being on top today aren't you.... :)

I am! I am! I just like it that way. I'm a leo and you know what they say about leo's...
They like to be the center of attention. In a room full of hot Twi-men and all their glory fully nekked and reaching in the dark accidentally grazing...
uh.. what? I didn't.. I wasn't talking! I don't know who that freak was.

*looks around to see what freak TSO is talking about*

Nope, all I can see is you rambling about naked Twi-men in one room... *starts daydreaming about naked Twi-men*

Focus *snaps out of it* No, no reason for you to be ashamed!

Seriously, TSO, I love you!! You freakin' crack me up!!!

Awe. I love you too luvr! Thanks for not thinking I'm a freak.
*hug attacks luvr*

I would never think you are a freak!! Which reminds me, I have a super funny story that I need to share later about me and my freaky self!! Gotta go do some work first though :)

ok! I'll be on the look out for it later. I better get some work done today too!

Here is what I posted, but I will reply to you in case you don't see it :)

Funny story for all of you....

So, last night I went to a Pure Romance party. For those of you that haven't heard of them before, it is a party that sells, erm... adult toys. The lady is doing her show and showing us all of the merchandise and then starts explaining this one. It was a.... ummmm, I am not sure how to explain it to keep it clean but still get my point across.... Ok, it was a "toy" (yes that kind of adult toy that a woman would use when her man was away!!) that you could put in the freezer so that when you used it, it was cold. The first words out of my mouth were: "Wait, so you are telling me that I could have a hard, cold, frozen "thing" (my original word was different, but too naughty to say here). It would be like having s*x with Edward freaking Cullen!!" At which point 10 pairs of eyes fell on me and looked at me like WTF??? I got all uncomfortable and was like "You know, like his marble pole??" No one laughed or said anything, just looked at me like I was nuts!!! All I could think was "whatever, my fellow nmm.org'ers would understand and half of them probably would have thought the same thing".

Right? Right?!?! *gets uncomfortable that maybe it was just me*

Please tell me at least some of you would have thought that!!

Buahhahahaha! I so would have said the same thing. LMAO!!
Our minds are forever lost.
BTW...
*looks around nervously*
Can you please point me in the direction of this marble pole seller?

I am too busy starring at Kristens London dress to get in the top anything. WHAT is that?! I like it, but what is it?! lol

You are confusing the farts right out of me. I'm going to ink myself like the squid in finding nemo.

*Abort conversation* lol.. lets start over... Hi.. I am TLG lmao

WTF!? I'm still confused.!
Whatever...
Hi TLG! I'm TSO, *in Jasper voice* Pleasure to meet you.

LMAO... where did we go WRONG!

Stop it! I'm so confused! My head is going to pop right off of my neck and it's just going to roll right back into the gutter where it belongs.

Sowweee

*walks away with head down*

*runs after TLG*
*grabs her by the shoulder and turns her around*
*gently lifts her chin*
*looks into her eyes lovingly*
It's ok. I will pretend like none of this ever happened. You are too awesome for me too just let you walk away like that.
*wipes away single tear from TLG's face*
*plants gentle kiss on her forehead*

Oh boy! That was like graphic romance novelish... I liked it.. *kisses back*

*starts dancing* Normally at this point I would send you a ridiculous youtube video, showcasing a sample of my dancing but since you are at work, I will spare you lol

Thank you! I don't need to get fired today.
*dances with TLG*
So you liked my romance thingy back there huh?

Yes it felt oh so personal! I may need shammies

Awe crap! It's 4:00 I have to go home now. I think I'm the only person who looks forward to being at work so I can actually be on NMM.org. Time sure flies when you are romancing an NMM-er.
*hug attack*

aww bye bye lady!!! See ya soon!!! *hugs*

yea, how about gettin some work done! :-P

*in Bella's hospital voice*
Wait...
What?!
No!
Why would you even...
Uh.. I.. wha.. you..
You can't say that to me.
You just can't...
Promise me you'll never tell me to get work done again..
I can't even.. you...

magandang umaga mahal ko! ^_^

awesome performance of bella's voice dear! what a way to start my DQ night... *grins* ^_^

Salamat! And in your case I guess I should be saying magandang gabi mahal ko.

tee hee.. maraming salamat mahal ko! *giggles* ^_^

how are ya? busy at work? ^_^

rofl...fine fine, I promise :-P I need you around for entertainment anyways

OK. Just remember that you... you just can't tell me those kinds of things.

I won't ever again, I promise
xoxoxox

What is WHAT?!

wha whaaa whaaaaa

congrats on first:)
they are so cute
and3rd

Thanks! Now if only it could happen on a Rob post it would be a dream come true, lol

Chicago!! Getting closer to me LOL!!! I love both of them so much.. Congrats on Being 1st "anotherRobsessdgirl"

5thhhh!!!!!!
I really wanted to be 1st first since missing 18 hours since the Robsten post
*pouts*
But Kellen and Ashley look divine!!!

You beat me... that's ok. Never been this close befor. LOL XX.

lool...i know i was like WHAT i swear i was 5th ....lool

And GOOD MORNING TO U ...even though its 8pm here...lool xx

5th. Good Morning all. 6 days, 6 Days!!!

You are here OWE!
Congrats on making top 10! Woohoo!
How's your FF reading coming along?!

Good morning to you TSO. Sorry for late reply, had to dispose of the kids! Finished Ch 33 last night, 'Macadamia Unicorns'. WOW!! What can I say! That was a triple Shamantie episode. I am making myself a Unicorn T-shirt. No one here will understand, but who cares. And I loved the take on The Meadow. Will not be able to watch The Meadow scene in NM without squirming in my seat!! Off to finish much over due housework so that I can fit in a few more Chapters before school pick ups. LOL XX.

LMAO @ triple shamantie episode! I know exactly what you mean. The meadow will never look the same again!!! I love WA for that!! Hahah!

you guys are quick!!!

I'm both studying maths and checking NMM.org and you are better than me LOL

congrats!!!!!

Pshhh. Responsibilities? *throws textbook out the window*

I can't concentrate anymore with all this movement around here. I'll need a maths teacher as good as Edward is with Bella... Wait, I couldn't concentrate either with those hypnotic goldenbrown eyes.

*Sighs*

I could concentrate. Just not on anything school related ;)

Sooo true.....missed the Robsten post cuz of it

I said my peace and left. Too many opinions flying around... I got all twitterpated. :)

Hw ruins EVERYTHING. I'm trying to finish my re-read of NM and stupid chem hw is making it impossible. And coming here all the time might be part of it...

Nahhhh :)

For the past 6 months..
I've come to work, sat at my desk and worked. By worked I mean been on nmm.org all day long.
I've managed to get absolutely nothing done and somehow manage to not get fired.
I have no clue how I've done it. I just have.

I'm so helpless.

I LOVE your BOOTS Ashley! actually all her clothes! LOVE her style!

LOL shes like Alice!

Hey, I have to tell u I wont be able to do TwiCon in August, so I'm doing one in July that's not in Jersey. My son b-day is on the 23rd and his party is on the Saturday (thanks to grandma)...but i'll be doing the one in B Town! :)

That's ok hun.. There all based the same anyway.. I am hoping for some Vamp action this time though in NJ LOL The WP are awesome but.... need Vamps!

PLEASE VAMP MEN come to NJ creations entertainment.. August. :)

do I seem desperate ? Oh whats B-town?

hahahaha...you are not desperate, I had both the Vamps and the Wolves in Texas....Awesome!!

Boston :)

LOL yeah Im a dumba**

Have fun! Take pics!

B-TOWN, B-TOWN, B-TOWN!!! Did you get your ticket yet?

No...I'm definately going though, I'm holding out for "i love rob" but she wont know for sure until after the holidays....maybe I should go ahead and get my ticket now?! I'm planning on driving with H2B so i just need to get my ticket and hotel. hehehee

I guess you can get your ticket now but if i love rob decides to come later then she won't be sitting by you...unless you could get someone to pull some strings.

Well if i get it now, i will be all alone, I wont be next to you guys either...so i guess i'll wait for her, i need the company. LOL

B-TOWN, B-TOWN, B-TOWN!!!

Crap, I guess I'm so excited it I hit it twice!

LOL

i want those boots!

and that top. of course i'd cut off the bottom part, but still--the top part looks festive and holiday party-ready! :D

http://s730.photobucket.com/albums/ww310/lionla...

Kristen, rob and taytay LONDON

Hey, if you gonna post a link make sure it works...It didnt work for me, but i'm slow. LOL

Nope didnt work for me either

Not for me either...I was looking forward to it too...

*in news anchor voice*
This just in...
Paparazzi cameras in London are catching fire, melting in the hands of photographers.
What could be causing this spontaneous camera combustion you ask?
None other than the hottness oozing out of Rob Stewy and Sharkboy!
Stay tuned for the latest updates.

ROFLMAO!

Sharkboy...awesome!!

all i got was:
PAGE NOT FOUND BUT YOU CAN SEARCH FOR BILLIONS OF OTHER IMAGES.
:/

chicago?! what about london!!!!!!! lmao

I love Chicago! Everyone is so lucky to be at these events! **jealous**

Was necessary?! LOL ",." What is that?! hahahahaha

LOL!
I had to save my spot, and that is what came up. haha
Thank goodness for the edit button! :)

LOL. Yep! thanks goodness for the edit button! hahahaha

Man!!!
=(
I love my TwiCast... when will it be MY time to meet them?!? When!?!?!
I heart these two... so much!!

EDIT: OME we're FAMOUS... tee hee!!

:( look for some fan events... there a ton of them around now.. Thats your best bet to meet them, and its a ton of fun! ;)

=(
I know... I just cant bring myself to tell you about the horrible experience I had last Fri...
*shakes head*
Rob, KStew and Taylor AND the rest of the cast showed up at the LA Hot Topic event...
*sobs*
I was like an hour away...
*wails*

I adore these two! They are both so gorgeous, Kellan has a hot bod, and they both seem so sweet! If it weren't for me wanting to see Ashley with Jackson Rathbone, I would want to see her with Kellan, hell I'd be fine with either.

Just look at them, they fit so well. And surprisingly, I haven't heard any rumors of these two. I have of everyone else but these two together, nope. Odd.

*yawn*
where's jackson & peter? i miss them.

& WTF is wrong w/ this page? it looks weird.
& i see a gigantic picture of someone laying on a bed from twitter reactions *points under me*
is it just my computer or what?

edit: it's was just my computer sorry 4 the outburst. lol.

Can someone please post a twitter or some other kind of link to the new EW cover? I am trying to get it as my new avie, but the email I was sent is not working.

Please, help a chick out.

Dam girl! you change Avis more than anyone I have seen on here! LOL

I know. I am actually getting tired of this one and am wanting to change it, but I cannot find the right one to stick with for a while.

Hey! Thats my avi LOL

CRAP!!! Dangit, that's what I was trying to avoid. Oh well, I will change mine.

You should snag a picture of kristen from the london red carpet.. she was FEIRCE!

Do you have a link? Someone got the one of her yesterday. I am trying to get one of her recent, but they keep getting snagged.

Kinda like the HB ones. :(

yes yes I have a many links... here check this out there are alot of them http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...

Yeah if anyone takes mine, I am going to be throwing punches today. I let the motorcycle one slide... like 5 people had it so I changed it to this.. trying to be unique... maybe I will color it differently... like RED.. as a warning lol

LOL. Rob has to bow his head down because Taylor is small.

truuu.

Agree with 30 year old! You have a new avi every day...I wish I could change mind sometimes.

But Oscar Rob owns me!!

Oscar Rob is so you though. LOL

I know he is...but sometimes I just see these really pretty pictures of Rob and I imagine them as my avi...and then I wake up and realize I can't change Oscar Rob!

*sigh* Where is Jackson and why is he never involved in promotion?! :-(
Anyway, it's great to see two cast members as best friends. Seriously, this cast couldn't be any more perfect. Ashley's jacket is nice.

One number, one word.

100 Monkeys.

I knowwww :( But he can bring them along, we won't mind! :)

ROBEARRR???

COME BACK ROBEARRR???

*chases after him with sheet drapped across my body*

I would like to share mine and MCO'S adventure. :)

*MCO hands me acid brain wash pills*


*GULP*
*chokes on the last pill*

'i'm dying!'
*Carslile suddenly pops out*
Carslile: 'You have to save her!'
It's the only choice'
*edward also pops out*
Edward: 'I don't know if i can do it!'
Carslile: 'Then find the will to stop'
'You've got to act fast.. she losing too much saliva!'
You've got to suck out the last pill'
Edward:' I'm allergic to them pills'
Carslile: Find the will not to itch'
Edward: * NOM NOM NOM*

i wake up the next morning in the hospital. :)
thank you MCO!

Where has Jackson been lately?!

Kellan is stealing your girl, man!

Stop chilling with your band and get your wifey back!

lol Joking

I think that is the whole plan Ashley is safer traveling with her BFF Kellan because nothing will happen.

I mean her and Jackson have crushes on each other and supposedly would like to date whenever they're not working together on films... SO I don't think that would be a good idea to have them traveling alone together everywhere. I mean there is only so much restraint a person can have before you cave. Know what I mean.

So this is a smart move on Ashley's part.. Kellan is just there keeping her grounded for now.

I wish they were coming to Minnesota! C'mon! The mall of America is the BIGGEST mall in America, and the best! They're not even coming! It's Edi and Jamie!

I would really like to see Jackson and Ashley go around together. Then Kellana nd Nikki.

But Kellan and Ashley really have good chemistry. (:

I was at the signing yesterday too! Kellan is always a sweetheart.. and Ashley..wow.. i totally had a fan girl moment after meeting her. They are just amazing! although i could do without the scream... i think i lost part of my hearing last night too

<strike> How the heck does Ashley manage to </strike> Why is it so effortless for Ashley to look pretty all the time?