*Off Topic*

Okay so WTF is Miley frig'in Cyrus' problem?!
I have NEVER been a fan, she sings through her frig'in nose (seriously do it, hold your nose and try singing "Party In The USA"), but who is she to talk badly about Twihard fans?!
It's a little hypocritical if you ask me... seeing how her fans are highly obsessed as well and are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on her "silly little" concerts.
I smell jealousy... pure and simple.

Calling us a Cult?! Seriously?!

I wonder if she will loose any fans over her comments?

i really hate it when people try to classify a group of ppl as stupid or cultish when they themselves have either 1.a cult-like fanbase or 2. cant read more than 200 pages in one sitting...
my obsession required reading and understanding the subtleties of depth in relationships
my obsession required thought and countless hours studying pages with no pictures or cheesy lyrics
my obsession is based on the fabulous mind of a woman who wrote prose that gave each of us a visceral reaction
my obsession has no hooks, lines gimmicks...not even a front cover to give u a picture of what you should see
my obsession required me to have enough imagination and commitment to settle in for almost 2000 pages and follow a timeline that spans generations historical eras and sensitive moral dilemmas...
so really...im sorry miley...that u dont get it...cuz this cult phenomenon (that you use as a way to garner attention when your being ignored) actually pulled me out of a very frightening and difficult time in my adult life by allowing me to relive what it felt like to be in love in conflict and connected to something that touched the lives of so many other ppl just like myself dealing with pain...

personally as obsessions go...
there are worse things
reading is fundamental...
try reading something other than a script or a teleprompter...and maybe u'll remember why...

Once again... we share something else in common (the saga helping me get past the harsh realities of my life currently.)

I think I love you my twi-twin.

The end.

i would like to thank-s-giving for u and all the twi family...haters give me energy...i mean really miley...can u read?...i would love nothing more than to see her digest hamlet...it'd be like watching a cat stuck on a rat trap...just flicking it all around trying to get loose...lol

LMAO, that was a fabulous mental picture!

i kno! its the first thing i pictured...and i sat here for like 5 minutes giggling...they just keep pawing at it ...and 5 minutes later...no progress...hahaha

someone needs to make an epic fail video with miley's face plastered all over it and her making stupid comments and then falling on her face or something then we will make it the next viral video hahahaha that will get our point across to tell her to shut the eff up

i wish i could like this 1000000 times.

really.

Thank God Miley is such a Disney robot b/c I really couldn't stand her tweets about her personal life. I didn't follow her but I read the stuff she said. Barf-o-Rama

Thank goodness she can't make a decision for herself and let her b/f decide that she needed to delete her twitter account.

Because he soooooooo loves you right, Miley? Controlling your actions and what you do is not love sweetie. It's creepy and wrong.

I think because her family is like christian, they do not like vampires, werewolves...but then again shes what 16 and hanging on a stripper pole? .... that's the only reason I can think of that she would say such a thing! Im not happy with her right now, and my daughter loves her, might have to stop that real quick.

No 16 year old should be allowed to leave the house in the skimpy outfits she wears.

If I ever have a daughter, she would know better than to wh*re herself out in public like that.

Miley's parents were sitting in the front row when she was grinding away on that ice cream truck/stripper pole.

Seriously, how disgusting is that to dance that way in front of your Dad?! He looked like a proud papa when the camera panned over to him.

*Puke* He should be ashamed.

Im a christain and im a die hard twerd so it cant be that. it must be a plublicity thing...u never know

LMAO @ Barf-o-Rama. *like*


I obviously agree with you.
The girl is complete robot who does whatever they tell her to do.


*orders Miley to go jump off a cliff*

LOL If she doesn't go willingly, we will just have to push her. hahaha

That won't be a problem! Lol

I look at your name and immediately the image that comes to mind while talking about Whiney Cyrus is of her dancing on the "ice cream cart" pole at... was it the VMA's? Tee-Hee. She's just jealous that she hasn't gotten a piece of the Marble Pole... we all know it.

I'd die laughing if she ever tried and Kristen got wind of it.

Kristen would chew her up and spit her nasty butt out for breakfast.

LMAO omg you know she got to hug and kiss Rob on the cheek!! It was at the teens choice awards i think?...After that she said she understood why soo many girls like Rob..Pfft!! ;P

Letting Billy Ray Cyrus procreate was the first mistake.

*like* :)

Lmao
Oh boy, you are going to be *liking* everyone's comments now that you figured out how huh?!

You know it! I've got months to go back through though! I'm going to start tomorrow, haha.

Oh Jesus! Hahaha

Jay Leno's show is @ hulu, the entire episodes of this week including the one with Kellan :) anyways the day when they showed the Miley Airhead video was tuesday or episode 52.

"like"

LOL, I read your comment above and Disqus has really been giving me some trouble lately so I thought I would give you a double like! One by clicking and one by typing to show my support for your cause!

BTW, Miley is being immature. It seems to me like someone who has millions of children brainwashed into the Hannah Montana, bubble gum pop revolution, with her face and name plastered on everything from t-shirts to CD's, lanyards, pencil cases and yes, even TV sets (sad but true) should be the last one to talk.

Grow up Miley!

Grow up? She is grown up, instead of being a fan of twilight she'd rather train on her next gig which involves dancing on a stripper pole.
.

My point exactly. i simply thinks it's a bit immature for her to call Twilight a cult when she has fans that are just as crazed for her and Hannah Montana. I am aware of her age... and her recent activity with poles, I just think she should look around at her own success and fans before she makes fun of others.

Hope I didn't offend.

Cupcake?

*extends peace offering of unicorn cupcake to JC*

Oh my word! I'm even more annoyed now with disqus because I went to their little question discussion site and it let me "like" those stupid comments! What the Hale?! Thank you for your "like" support! I of course agree 100% with what you said about Whiney Cyrus.
*hits "like" pointlessly*
*sigh*

OMG! OMG! I just discovered if I hit "like" from my iPhone it works!
*hug attacks Leg Hitch*
sorry sorry I know we just met but I am just overly thrilled right now!
Please excuse me... I have a lot of comments to go like now, teehee.

Well I don't mind the hug!

*bear hugs PB back*

Enjoy! "Like" you too!

We agree on something yet again, my darling.


That Miley Cyrus is really pissing me off lately.
I seriously think its all just jealousy. Pathetic, unhealthy, jealousy.
In my opinion, the girl is just freaking out about something else grabbing people's attentions.

Its funny you should mention it. I was reading about that at Lainey Gossip earlier today. Though I don't like what that Lainey creature often says, I agree with her on this:

http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_hates_T...

Miley just needs to get over herself.

She's obviously having an "end of career crisis".

She has to be in order to be talking out of her *ss about something that the majority of hollywood loves.


"I don't believe in it. I don't like vampires. ... I don't like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I'm watching my TV at night. I don't like it. I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts. I don't like any of it. I feel really lame because everyone's, like, so excited (and) I'm like, 'Don't even talk about it.'"

What kind of idiotic explanation is that?
She sounds pathetic.

I think that in Jay Leno last monday they show the interview with her, counting how many times she said "like"
such an airhead she cant express herself correctly

Lmao. No way. Where can I see that?!

I'm in the mood for a good laugh.

there was a comment at the end of that article about Taylor not wanting anything to do with Jailbait....
that caught me on two levels,
1) taylor is the ULTIMATE jailbait (I'd do the time.........)
2) makes it sound like he may have (politely obviously, this is our Taylor we're talking about here) kicked her to the curb...... which explains everything...
or nothing and I just need sleep.... either or

Lmbo.
You make perfect sense darling.

I also agree with the article on how it says that Miley might be jealous of Taylor Swift, who is a obviously a way better singer and person overall. Makes perfect sense.

I think Miley has actually bumped Paris Hilton for me for my most hated celebrity.

She irks me to no end. She is a talentless hack that can't sing or act and tries way too hard to be like Britney Spears.

Another example of why I adore people like Kristen and Rob for being genuine and down to earth and not giving a sh*t what others think.

I know that I am going to lose some serious sleep over Miley not liking Twilight. I just don't know how I will cope.

*Thinking* I will just go watch NM again. That should solve it. LOL

I know Twilight is not made out of gold for everyone to like but "It's not my thing" would had been more acceptable, she just showing her true colors. The girl is green with envy.

Gawd i hate her!!!! I don't understand why she doesn't try to act like a better example for her fans!!! Her fans are like 12 year olds and love her to death....(i dont get why)...but danm she is under Disney channel and acts like a who*e......now shes hating on us twihards?...She. Is. Going. Down!!!!!! >:S

We should take her DOWN!!

Yesss!!!! Go and get all the little kids you know and teach them to hate on her!! lfmao
xD

Thankfully I work with kids... I will start planting the dislike seeds on Monday. (I hate the word hate when working with my little ones, haha)

She's a wh*re nough said. Never liked her never will yuk.

LOL I remember when that interview came out, my first thought was "Pot meet kettle"

Wow where did she say that?
I don't doubt it for a minute though, she craves attention..

It was on Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight... One of those shows tonight...

Here it is rite here! She called twilight a Cult!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3UvZrFKAmw

Here it is rite here! She called twilight a Cult!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3UvZrFKAmw

Wow!
What a ******* *****! Lol
She's just jealous.

i love twilight but you guys ruin it for the normal fans by being obsessive panting fan girls.. these blogs are the most pathetic thing i've ever read.
i thought this was a movie information site not a kindergarten

*Points to gray face*
I think we found a Miley Cyrus fan!

Oh, no. I think we found Miley herself, PB!

Miley?!
Is that you!?


LMAO

Could it be?! LoL!
Miley is so going to do a video blog about this "kindergarten" place...
"Like oh my god you guys... I didn't mean to like make you guys mad... like... really... all I was saying is like... It's not like fair... I've worked my butt off for like 5 years for Disney and like none of you even remember me anymore. Rob Pattinson is like so yuck, but if Zac Effron was Edward I would like totally be a total like Twifreak... totally."

ROFL

I think you forgot to add one more "like".


"Like seriously ya'll... I'm THE Miley Cyrus... THE Hannah Montana.. Do you like, know who my father is?"

Oh I was totally missing a "Ya'll" too!!! LoL

*snort*
*hi5s PB*

Man, that girl better not ever cross our paths. We'll destroy her.

1. anytime you see a comments list you should not be expecting facts or other such information. The comment feature is meant for opinions and discussions.

2. We ARE the normal fans.

3. Obviously someone struck a cord with you, as you felt so compelled to leave your own snarky comment as if you believe you are superior to rest of us.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you are not superior in any way, we prefer to called passionate not obsessive, and as pathetic as you see this blog to be, you still read it.

geez...stop ur whining...its so pointless...if i wanna be a giggly little girl after i finish paying my bills, taking care of the house, and helping put food on the table...i will...if ur that offended stop visiting...nmm.org is a place for release...keep away gray-hater-face...ur so unnecessary right now.

wow. i've been spoiled.

for so long we've had agreeable GF's around here. at least for the most part...

btw--i tried to comment above but disqust timed out or something. blah.

but what i WAS going to say was...

i would "like" that comment of yours 1000000 times if i could.

really. :)

EDIT: what do ya know??? it DID show up! :D

Its called joking around, hun.
Some of us know how to. Apparently not all of us though.

Lighten up a little bit ;)

??? lol

I dont get people who go to the trouble of making statements like that, you're obviously just as "bad" as us, your reading it ffs!!!!

Na na na na na-ners!!! :P

Gawd, I wish I could go back to kindergarten for a day!!

Thanks, Sarah, for the comedy.

then why are you posting??
why would she even say that??!she should've kept her mouth shut.
that's all
thank you.:)
PS: not all of us are panting fan girls and some of us are normal too.
i mean we are normal.

haha you are so right! I totally think she's jealous they didn't cast her as bella or something stupid like that lol!

what an ignorant comment. I smell jealousy too.

omg i hate her saying that!!!

she can hate on us as much as she wants but at the end of the day if summit came up 2 her an asked her to be an extra in BD she wouldnt hesitate

Oh, Edward!
Forget Bella!

You can have my babies any time!

Did you call me?

LOL

Lmao
Whoops.

I mean, yes. Yes, I did.

Oh wait!

I get it now!

I get so confused............ when people yell out passionately in that way, it's hard to hear that they aren't really calling ME. They are calling out FOR HIM!

Silly me. LOL

Hahah

No worries hun.
I would feel proud if I had your name and people were constantly calling it out "passionately".

*wink*

D*mnit! It's comments like these that really make me angry that my "Like" button doesn't work. Frig'in evilllllll flip'in button.

ROFL, you and buttons!


Hmm.. Your "like" button doesnt work? Did you piss off disqus or what?

It's never ever worked from the day I set up my account. I sent them a email and everything about it but have never heard anything back. It really makes me sad because I love so many comments and can never give credit where credit is due. It's just not right! I'm about ready to just start commenting "like" on a regular basis but people might think I'm a little slow or something, lol

LOL!

Aw. Poor PB. You want me to help you sue them sweety?

I would tell you to create a new account with the same name and just stop using the one you have now but you would lose your points and all that.

LOL Im soo glad mines work!

That is the funniest Doggone (no pun intended) spoof!! Muahahahah

Lol, it is! I love it.

Did you see "Edward's" face in the after pictures?
Lmao.

Omg this is Hilarious! The baby wolves were soooo cutee!

Makes you want to have s*x with a wolf doesn't it?

LMAO.

LLS. YEAA!!

euh
u can have mine too

"These violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph, die .. like fire and powder. And as they kiss .. consume."

*Thud* I love it.

Not that I am currently watching this movie illegally or anything. LOL

Muahahahahahahahhahhahaah

Just what I'd expect a rotten copper to do, pass on contraband to the measly commoners.

<off to watch said contraband>

Hey, I resent that. We are not all bad.

And dude, I am still human ... I have Kristen and Rob right there just a click away. I only have so much restraint. LOL

Haha just joshin with ya.

You know the best way to watch this film is when you're in bed first thing in the morning and EC's face is like inches away...

Summit should consider releasing Eclipse online and in the theater simultaneously. I'd pay ten bucks to watch this at home at midnight lol.

Hahahaha. There's just something about him sauntering towards the camera at the beginning. MMMMMMM ....

I have that Monsters song on replay all the time now. :P

Hahah. When I hear this Monsters song, I think of John Cusack and wool coats with rolled up sleeves lol. Funny how the lyrics "deep into the darkness" plays right before Edward "the black hole of despair" Cullen does his diva strut lol. Dang, Rob seriously sucked the life out of certain scenes, like the vote scene. It hurt to look at him.

Possibility and Thom York's song are stuck in my head lol.

I just finished watching it. Fourth time. It had to watch the reunion scene twice just to get that hole filled up. And it is really really long come to think of it lol. My favorite part is still the beginning. It's awesome. And every time I watch it, I love the wolf pack more.

My favorite shot of Rob is definitely the proposal, as I told RPcrackward, especially when he says he has one condition and does the little smile.

And Taylor's so abrasive at the end. Yum! Oooh, can't wait for Eclipse!

"The black hole of despair" LOL Nice description. Perfect actually.

Yeah Possibility and Hearing Damage are also songs that really get to me now because of the scenes that they correspond with.

The reunion scene has grown on me. I actually really like it. No music either, which was nice, sense there is music in literally every other scene. And I do like the ending more. Rob has some "interesting" looks in this movie. He really makes an impact considering the lack of him in the film.

So you are up to four. I watched it last night on here, so that would make six officially. And I am going Saturday night with some peeps to see it in the theatre.

As much as I love being able to see it on here, the theatre experience is SO much better.

And BTW, I like the diva strut. I see it now as more of an inside joke from CW. Plus, he is ****ing hot walking like that, especially when he lowers his head and kind of giggles, probably thinking how ridiculous it is that CW is making him do the diva strut. LOL

I remember you hating that strut the first time!!! I'm glad you've come to your senses lol.

That little smile he does is so +@#*ing HOT! And I think he enjoyed it. Remember in the commentary how he loved when Peter got one lol. I'm sure a big part of him thought he looked like an idiot but I think another part of him really enjoyed it lol.

I have officially been converted to loving the EC Diva Strut.

I can't wait for the commentary. Oh the hilarity. CW and Kristen and Taylor will be cracking on him for sure.

And Rob will have some type of witty remark in his British accent.

"I look like a p*ssy, a ****ing hot p*ssy, but a p*ssy none the less." LOL

*cough* where might one stumble upon this treasure you might or might not have uncovered? *cough*

Modded. LOL

Did you get it?

Um, I want it!! I want to see if what you have is better quality than the one I found.

Modded. Hope you guys got it.

I did... trying to figure it out now, lol. Thanks so much! I am forever in your debt! ;)

*gasp*

*raises hand* I didn't get it!

*gives CF puppy eyes*

Dude, I hope you got it. I had to delete.

I did, I did! :D

Thanks a million!
Ah, I cant believe they have it!

i didn't get it :( :(

Don't get weirded out but I love you now. LOL Woooooooooooooooooo!

You're welcome. It's not the best quality but serves it's purpose. :)

It's actually better than the one I found. :) Thanks again.

Venuses for Kristen?

Unicorns are for Rob.

Dragons are for Taylor.

Venuses are for Kristen.

:P

LOL! got it. hahaha

Arg... All I see are squares and japanese or chinese... some foreign language. It's probably my computer, its ancient. =(

Really? That's weird. It's a US version. Are you sure you are going to the right place?

Lmao! I left out the first 2 letters! Do the address with only the numbers you gave, lol

umm can I have that info? I won't tell.

Hope you got it.

Umm Can can can I get it too!! Pleaseee pleasee pleasee ;)))

OH, geez, people you are killing me. Don't reply to this.

Getting this shiz from a cop. Tsk, tsk. LOL

Did you get it?

YESSS!! OMG THANK YOU!!! :DDD

No problem.

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you
You are my Hero!!!!!!!!!
Eeeeeee so excited!!!!!

No problem .. that's what I am here for. To encourage criminal activity. LOL

can i have it please plase plaease :D see i can't even spell right i'm to nervous(not the right word lol)

i didnt do that last night or the night before..
and am not doing it right now..at all

its very shamefull!..

"Sure, sure." LOL

There wasn't any room to reply below, but thank you! No, really...THANK YOU! I needed a little fix before my fourth showing on Saturday. I was going to beg for the link last night, but I didn't want you getting into trouble. ;)

I understand if you don't want to, but...
could you maybe share this information with me? If you get arrested, I'll bail you out.
I've only found crappy versions.
*Get's on hands an knees, begging.*

CF911 won't get arrested, she does the arresting LOL.

That's right and don't you forget it.

I really want to abuse my authority in so many smutty ways with some of this cast, it's not even funny.

Cops are such wh*res. LOL

See, this is why CFsten would never work. You and Kristen are both "tops" LMAO.

Dude, your right. We have such domineering, commanding, **** the world personalities. It would never work for the long term.

But could you imagine the s*x. Good Gawd.

She probably makes Rob beg for mercy. LOL

Poor Rob can't handle that like I could. :P

I don't think I'll see more hair pulling and wrestling ever between two women than you two LOL. Yet another situation when I'd have to call the paramedics for you. <sigh> There'd be more bruises between you than Bella's in BD. SMH

BTW, Rob clearly enjoys the begging to cease the pain, the masochist. See: Little Ashes, Twilight, New Moon, The Haunted Airman...

It hurts so good. LOL

Yeah, Rob is definitely the M to the S&M thing they probably have going on. LOL

could you also send it to me please??? Im completely addicted to it now.

ch ..... 131 ..... dot .... com.

Subtle lol.

lol......oh, watching it online...? illegal..right...

*goes to click out of internet tab with new moon movie* ....

ah, getting arrested is so worth it to just be able to replay all the scenes i love ;-)

ZOMG you are such a bad influence on me... hehe..

Don't worry I have a bootleg copy of NM myself. I will be watching it again later on today. Want to join? *holds out a Cullen cookie to CF*

ooh look bella had a litter....guess that tent scene was a lil more significant than we thought...

OMGOSH...! xD That's true though... :I
If that ever really happened I would HATE BELLA. Edward/Robert are GORGEOUS. Spoof Bella is a snank. xD

hahahhahahaha "spoof bella is a skank"....WIN!

i just been told that tomorrow is thanksgiving in the US..

Well HAPPY THANKS GIVING EVERYBOdy from the US

i dont really know what you do on that day apart from what i have seen in the movies!!..but have LOADS of FUN..and don't choke on the TURKEY!!...

woohoo!!..give thanks to SM for making Twilight world!..lol

I don't care how much I get picked on, I am taking my laptop with me dangit. LOL

Lol.. haha

tell them its a twilight thing they wouldn't understand!..

i see Venuses for kristen!!.. hmmmm... so you didnt like BULLETs

let me try it out!
woo hello kristen...ohh well hello bullets!

woo hello Kristen... ohhh well hello venuses!! <<<<ya WIN

I have to give all the credit to My Brand of Leg Hitch. She thought of it for me.

But don't worry, I always think of bullets when I think of Kristen as well.

It's like Rob and cupcakes. LOL

Me too;)

LOL

I wish I had your "guts"!

I am having everyone over for dinner at my house but I don't have the guts to open my laptop while they're here! It was gutsy enough that I hounded them all about seeing New Moon (My sis, her friend and my brother actually went to see it with me on Sunday...as well as my son. I enticed them with brunch first.)

Well, I may have to retract that comment. My husband made me see the light, so I guess I won't be taking it. :(

I would imagine it's for the best...might save you a confrontation or a possible attempt at an intervention to "save you from your dangerous obsession!"

LOL

Pffftt ... danger is my middle name. LOL

We stuff ourselves with food, yak, and act thankful for our incredibly bloated stomachs by nighttime. LOL.

And thanks. :)

your welcome!!..

that actually sounds like fun!....lool

well dont eat too much... i dont want you passing out, i would miss you guys too much and i will be lonely here in twi world..lol..

It's only fun until your stomach hurts. Then you go to the bathroom and it's all good again. LOL! Sorry, that was probably TMI. ::grins::

Oh, I'll be around.. probably sleepy, probably a little full, but I have an addiction you know! hehe.

I should be home right now watching this.
Instead I am sitting at stupid work computer sneezing all over my screen.
:P

*gasp* Patzy?! You have swine flu? I declare you unift to work. GO HOME!! *points toward door* quick, now! And dose yourself with Rob-i-flu & Taylenol and all things nmm.org ;)

He's not 18 yet, Its STILL "Children" Taylenol!!

Lol

ROFLMAO - very true! Although, he's legal up here.... ;)

LOL! I'm home now...
No, I don't have swine flu...just a stupid cold driving me crazy!

*grabs Rob-i-flu and Taylenol*

You know...just in case...

LOL - we should always be prepared, right? ;)

You allergic to the wolf puppies?????

*sends over NM tissue*

There, There!!!!!

No. I....*SNEEZE*...have....*cough*...a cold!
I feel like Rob watching that commercial...
"Do you feel stuffed up?"
*nods sobbing* Yes, yes I do!

LOL
You poor thing, wicked peps keeping you at work when you should be at home!!!!!!!

Well someone has to pay for all those darn movie tickets and magazines I keep buying!

LOL
Getting near the Nicnix target yet?????

I'd have to go three times in one day in order to catch up with her! No...round #4 is on Friday. And I can't freaking wait!

just thought id point out that you have, BY FAR, the sexiest shot of rob.. on this site.

*blushes*
Why thank you...I'm very partial to it myself!

That was possibly the most adorkable thing Rob has ever said!!!
LMAO

Oh poor baby youre feeling stuffed up too?? Its been one hell of a week it was bound to catch up with us eventually

Rob and his Robisms. His nodding his head, fake sobbing. Awwwww.... That was so funny and so adorkable at the same time.

lol me too only I'm in a library and people are looking at me like i am crazy but it soooo funy I had to laugh

Im at work watching it too!
I should be marking exam papers. Nahh...this is more fun.

Which "baby" is Renesmee? LOL

Ahh. Epic!!!

Uh, the one that starts chanting the Satanic verses and whose head spins around?

Oooh, burn. I'm going to hell for that one LOL.

Okay... I'm sorry but... my Team Edward pride is just fuming right now... that... just... was NOT right!

=P

I know right!!! It was messed up!!! I felt hurt watching it...xP but lauging ...idk...still it was effed up!

*pats PB on the back*

It's okay love. That's just a fake Edward.
Just look at that ridiculous wig.

I feel bad for Jacob though. They always pick the worse looking "things" to play him in spoofs. LOL

Aww Poor Edward

:(

This was one of the BEST spoofs i've seen. I can't even quote all my favorite parts because there are soooooooooo many :)
like Jedward (should be Edcoab or Edwarake.........uh nah never mind LOL let's stick with Jacward like Peter said (even though Edward should be 1st hmph! haha :)

I LOVE when Peter said "Ackwarrrrddd" haha (i loved all his lines)

and "Edward"'s reaction when he saw all those puppies and said "oh COME ON this is RIDICULOUS!!" and how his voice cracked. LOL
And when Peter said "We know how it happened" and "Jacob" was like "Not like this you don't"


This was just too funny. I'm going to watch it again

Gr8 job Peter!! :)

Edit: Nevermind i watched it again and saw that Edward's name is longer in Jedward all jacob got was the "j" haha jk :)

LMFAO
Hi4 I love it when you guys save me from ranting... that sh*t was hilarious.. damn blondie.. I heart him!!

"Awkwarddddddddd" LMAO gotta love Peter...

I don't understand...it doesn't even look like me...no...it's skin is warm and NOT sparkly...

Oh my word...I think I just peed my pants!

Did you finally get to see it? Ok, stupid question. Sorry.

LMAO!

Nope...I'm psychic and just really had to pee bad!

Robward, you should start taking your shirt off more ....

Just saying ....

"Keep your shirt on" was the best line!!! PFach is great!

LMAO!!!

I just noticed Bella has chucks on. LOL!

Ha! You're right! LOL!

Now... as I read the title of your post I got a little excited... because I had just finished reading this less than an hour before:

"He pulled my face to his with a sudden fierceness, a low moan in his throat. The sound sent the electric current running through my body into a near-frenzy, like I couldn't get close to him fast enough.

I heard the fabric tearing under our hands, and I was glad my clothes, at least, were already destroyed. It was too late for his. It almost felt rude to ignore the pretty white bed, but we just weren't going to make it that far."

*thud*

WHERE OH WHERE IS THE GREENLIGHT FOR BD?

Daayyyyyuuuuummmmmm girl! That was in BD, wasn't it?

Oh to see Robsten tear each other's clothes off on the 20 ft screen...

Super-strength Shamanties anyone?

Ugh. You said the R word.

And I really need to read BD again. I forgot about stuff like this.

Dude.

Robert + Kristen = Robsten.

And if people don't like it, they could shove it LOL.

I prefer CFsten!!! LOL

Hahahhahahaahah

As much as that pairing sounds, for lack of a better phrase, "visually dynamic," you know I can't write as many jokes based on CFsten.

You're nowhere near as hi-friggin-larious as Rob, sweetie.

Dangit ... you are so right. He is Rob.

"Always getting in the way." LOL

Oh please.

Three's a party baby!

If it involves Kristen, three's a crowd. I already had this discussion with my husband. LOL

CFstenert!!!

THANK you! I think I need a 2 pack...!
*blushes*

That's strange, I was thinking of that 'we just weren't going to make it that far' line earlier. That would be something to see. Oooh, imagine Edward and Bella bouncing each other off the walls like Rob does in the Remember Me trailer. But the walls crack!

Ahhhhhhhh!

OK, seriously? Who need the Volturi and a CGI Baby and uh, anything else in BD when you have Bellward cracking walls and spitting feathers out of their mouths??

Literally, that needs to be the first hour of the film doggone it!

I want the porn version, Breaking D*ng. Maybe if I start a petition.....

Oooh thus starts the cheesy porn titles game:

Breaking Diaphragms.

New Moan. Tw*tlight. Bonking Dawn. Midnight Sin.

Ooooh Bella does Forks.

Meadow Delights

Total Eclipse of the C***

La Push it in. New Mooning. Breaking Cherries. Wolf Packing.

Who's eating Bella Swan?

Fursplosion!

Stroking the Lion

Petting the lamb

Loins and Lamb. Queerute. Jasper Says Lie Back. Dr Cullen's Couch.

ROFL @ Total Eclipse of the C***.

IS THERE A DIRECTOR AROUND HERE!? We need to make this thing happen!

ROTF. Uh hello! Peter Facinelli!

Well then lets get this baby started! We need a rated R Breaking Dawn! Summit won't give it to us like we want it, so we have no other choice!

Oh yeah!!!!!!! Jackpot!!!! Don't you love how he sorta smiles before he proposes lol?

How many times have you seen it now?

Today makes the third viewing. I took quite a bit of pictures. Some turned out better than others. I loved how his eyes looked when he asked her. What about you?

Of course! That entire scene was mahvelous! Yet another point in the film where I wanted to strangle CW for making this scene so short. What is it two minutes?

I know, at the very least I wanted to see them really KISS after being apart for seven long months.

<Sigh>

Now you're making me want to watch it again! All the happy moments are coming back to me. I'm still stuck on that break up scene.

Do you feel like you have to watch the movie from beginning to end? Like, I can't watch the reunion scene alone or the breakup scenes alone. It all has to go one after another. I did not feel like this when I watched Twilight. That film had so many easily fwd filler moments lol.

I need to watch everything in sequence or I don't feel good about it. Dude, the breakup scene always tears me up but I found on seeing it for the 3rd time I really cried when Rachelle was onscreen. IDK why but I heart her.

How many times are you going to see it total?

I know I'll definitely go tomorrow morning, maybe friday. I thought I'd be able to watch it tonight but that's not happening.

I can't wait to watch it again lol. It's gonna be four days.

Awww that sucks! I knew I couldn't watch it tomorrow or Friday. I needed to get my NM fix again before the holiday. It gets better each time I watch it.

This one turned out the best. http://www.twitpic.com/qxq3m

Nah, proposal's the best lol. He's purty again.

Lol I meant my picture quality, the camera on my cell sucks. I agree, the proposal is the best because he finally looks happy.

Ah, yes, you can see more of his facial expression, true. How many pics did you take?

And which is your wallpaper on you celly lol!

I took 12 pictures in all plus I tried to record the fight between Edward and Felix but I can't send the vid to my email. :(

Why, the proposal is my wallpaper now. lol Pretty obvious why, I wish that picture had turned out better though.

I love the colors of the proposal scene. The rest of the film is yellow and brown but the final scene with the trio, especially the proposal is so lush with green, like everything is alive again, it's beautiful.

Did B and E match shirts in the final scene? Were they both wearing blue? I know Edward had a jacket on but the shirt underneath?

Agreed, the cinematography is so perfect, I wouldn't change a thing about it.

Nope, Edward's wearing a gray sweater.

Oh, well he still looked damn good and very happy to be with Bella again. I liked how it ended with a close up of Bella's face when he asks her.

If he would've dropped down to one knee, I would've thudded all the way down the stairs in the theater.

I took one of him as he was stepping out into the sun and his chest is glowing. lol

Link please! Link please lol!

http://twitpic.com/qxpir

It's slightly blurred but I was trying to hurry and take it before Bella slammed into him.

<Tears>

Awwwwww Edward! :(

I know, suicidal Edward made me cry! :(

I'm really pissed. My laptop's wireless is acting up, has been since yesterday. I can't get online. So I haven't seen any of the videos.

Dude that really blows. The BD spoof was damn funny. I'm sorry. :(

thanks. :(

How soon can you get it fixed?

I don't think I can lol. It's a wait and see game right now.

So you can't even watch a certain movie illegally now? :( I need to find a way to burn this thing off and watch it on my LCD HD.

OH MY GOD. MY AVI HAS BEEN CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um nope. scratch that. disqust can bite me.

Oh I always imagined them to be the slow, soft, smoldering, desperately but lovingly groping kind of couple....

Erm... right... back to the gutter I go!

Maybe they are sometimes but it's good to think of them as the downright dirty, perverted kind of couple on occasion. Bella does wonder if she hurt him at one point so I don't think they were being too gentle!

OH, you're right, I forgot about that. Wonder what kind of sound effects Rob will be providing for THAT portion of the scene...

Every time I hear about smashing houses I think of Emmett and Rosalie, and although I'd like to think of Emmett smashing a room to smitherines, I always picture Rosalie saying that "monkey man" line from Twilight and it makes me cringe!

Well, they can't let Rosalie and Emmett outdo them. Funny how I have all the dirty sections memorised! I bet he makes a lot of noise. Bet he's an absolute screamer.

Not if MR gets her hands on the script. UGH, someone please find the person who did The Notebook or Mr. & Mrs. Smith to do BD! We want screaming, moaning, passionate Isle Esme and cottage floor!

OK, if anyone who knew me actually read that I think I would die of embarassment! *facpalm* But I just can't seem to help it...

*crawls back into gutter with Eclipse and BD to re-read leg-hitch, compromise, Isle Esme and cottage floor scenes and hide from gasping, mortified mods and innocent young-uns!*

Anyone who knows me and read what I write on here would think I'd toned it down! A friend of mine texted me once when he was bored and I e-mailed him my erotica. He never could discuss it with me afterwards!

ROFLLMFAO!

I tend to be a little less extroverted in person, but I'm so comfortable with people on here... I just type what I want and think later!

I would have loved to have seen your friend's face! LOL!

We were on Skype when he received it, it was priceless. He went the deepest shade of scarlet. I'm not very extroverted but once I get to know people I'll say anything. Someone described a conversation between me and my best friend as like, 'Listening to people read a Carry On film script.'

You sound like my kind of gal!

Hi5 for ya! I LOVE getting my guy friends with things like that. For me, it doesn't take much. One sublte dirty comment and they're staring at me like "Uh, damn was that you?"

Hahahahaha! Men...

I've never tried subtle. People who don't know me too well always judge me on my innocent appearance and they have a moment of shock when I say something vile in front of them for the first time. It's great fun. I'm much more comfortable around guys. I'm too blunt with female friends and I'm rubbish at being girly.
I love that moment when someone tries to work out if you really said what they think you said!

Love it! I used to be a bit more like that, but I'm chaging a little with age (being *cough* 30 with a husband and toddler does that to some people)

I'm 32 to but without the responsibilities, I tend to have free rein! I was painfully shy as a kid, it was like an illness. When I came out of my shell, I did it in style! My sister is always trying to embarrass me like she did when I was a kid and she never learns that it doesn't work anymore. I end up humiliating her.
I really need to get off this site and get to bed if I have any hope of going to see NM again tomorrow.
It's been fun. Laters.

NICE idea!!!

Listening MR?? hmmmm

Why have all the discussions on here always decended into the gutter by this point of the day? I guess it's a talent we all have. A raunchy BD would be perfect. I'd forgive the bloody frolic through the forest in NM if there was enough action in BD.

UGH! Don't remind us!!! I WANT BREAKING DAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They better announce it SOON!!!

Did you see my new screen name? I give you all the credit.

*Hi Five*

LOL

Yes, and it ROCKS! She is the hottest chick out there, and although I don't have a girl crush, if I did, she might be it.

Any woman who can cast a love spell on Rob MUST have supernatural s3xy powers!

I think she's cast a love spell over more than just Rob. *wink*

*winks back*

nuff said

I replied to your movie recommendation comment on the other post. I hope it helps. Tell me if you want more.

Just replied back, and thanks! Will hopefully be having a Venus and Unicorn filled recovery watching KStew and RPatz films while laid up on the couch!

*runs and grabs BD*

I need to read that dang book again.
I forgot how... uh, action packed.... it was!

Mmmmm.... "action-packed" is right!

"On the way, he shrugged out of his shirt, dropping it on the floor, then slipped through the door into the moonlit night. The sultry, salty air swirled into the room behind him.

Did my skin burst into flames? I had to look down to check. Nope, nothing was burning. At least, not visibly."

Each time I read this book I appreciate it more and more... gotten over the shock of the plot twists and just enjoying the, erm, marital union so to speak!

"His lips brushed against my throat, just below my ear. He chuckled once and his cool breath tickled my overheated skin.
"Don't take too long, Mrs. Cullen."
I Jumped a little at the sound of my new name. His lips brushed down my neck to the tip of my shoulder. "I'll wait for you in the water."



Can you say shaa-thud ?!

You have no idea how much more I, too, appreciate the book.

GREEN LIGHT BD ALREADY DAMMIT!

waves GREEN LIGHT FOR BD ALREADY DAMMIT! flag..

whew, I need to go cool down

*runs to freezer to eat some Roben Daas ice cream*

"Do you want to swim with the dolphins this afternoon-- burn off the calories?" he asked.
"Maybe later. I had another idea for burning calories."
"And what was that?"
"Well, there's an awful lot of headboard left--"
But I couldn't finish. He'd already swept me up into his arms, and his lips silenced mine as he carried me with inhuman speed to the blue room.


Hope that helps you cool down a bit. Lmao.

I never even notice how intense BD really gets, I'm too caught up in "OMG IT'S ABOUT EFFIN TIME!!!"

LMAO

LOL! Without the actual s*x between J/B (booo hehe) it's quite accurate!

"That time we had sweet, awesome, filty s*x" And PFach "Yeah, we know how it works." Too funny! lol.

DADDY C!!... hahahahahahaha

Ackwwwarrrrrrrd!!!..

TEAM JEDWARD!!..lol i can soo see bella doing that!

yay no CGI Baby!!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOCxegQupMU

NO CGI BABY!!!!

Hybrid doggies over hybrid vamps any day!

LMAO..lol

tatatattatatatatata!!..

No CGi baby...

yes to Hybrid doggies..!
No to hybrid sparkly vamps who get imprinted on!!

Muahahahahhahahahha. Yes!

TeamMFS till the end Wolfi! LOL. Till death!

PFach should direct Breaking Dawn. period lol

And Rob should write!!

What is scene is this from?

http://twitpic.com/qnmtz

I'm willing to guess it's when they are back from Italy. Look at their clothes but what are they doing exactly?

I don't remember seeing this in the movie....it has to be a deleted scene picture that was leaked....imagine that!! it does look like it would be after they got back from Italy like you said tho.

Um, love Rob's feet in the pic...

This picture doesn't make sense. Alice was wearing the molehair poncho in Eclipse. This was the raincoat she wore when she came back the first time. OTOH, those are the exact clothes Rob's wearing when they return from Forks. Grr, whatever it is, it would've been nice if this were in the film. At least a montage darn it!

It looks like when they bring Bella back from Italy and she is passed out from exhaustion.

But then again when did Rob change? I am so confused. And didn't Alice have on that ugly grey thing that needs to be burned in the same pit with the peacoat.

I hope that deleted scene is shown or explained on the dvd but I'm still confused by it. Did they maybe stop at the Cullen's house before going over to Charlie's place? IDK. Just guessing here.

ROFLMAO!!!

The face of Edward...hilarious!!

HAHAHA!!!!

OK Grey Faces,
Beep, beep, beep.......... This is a joke, and only a joke, had this been actual footage you would be warned and given instructions on how to handle hyperventalation.

Hey woman! It's so great to see you again!!!!

*looks up to read comment to gray face. Looks around and sees nothing*

What happened? Did we have another angry gray face again? *sigh*

BTW 30yroldtwifan wants us to try & get tickets to see Taylor on SNL. Do I really want to do this? *yawn* I'm still tired from Regis! LOL Um, do you need to work in NYC again? *wink*

1st?

Edit: Oh CF911 you got it posted, well done!!!!!!!

I had to send this in. Me and 30 were all over this. Hilarious.

"awkwarrrrrrrrrrd"

pfach steals the show because he doesn't overact. it's truly brilliant the way he can make fun of something he still loves so much.

and come on edward! you left her in september! you gotta know bella and jake were gonna hook up SOMETIME!

keep your shirt on! and you stop looking at him like that!

Hey this raven thingy us darn good, you want to share??????

pssst--it's called twitter updates sent to my phone....hehe

Oh, you burst my bubble. Hahahaha

well, you asked me to share, so there it is! LOL

OK I forgive you, yeh I'll share with you my running partner!!!!!!! Going out on patrol now. LOL (doing the washing up really)

I loooooove Peter for doing this!!!! Ah, the puppies....hilarious. Plus, seeing Peter in a doctor gear is always good times!

i'm starting to believe he's really a doctor, he does one so well. LOL

she shoulda been on ER. they could've gone another 5 or 6 seasons!!!!

lmao @ another 5 or 6 seasons.

I love when Peter says "Puppy!!!" then Edward says "His skin is warm and not sparkly." LMAO :D

she's such an underworld h*e.

i love her anyway!

completely agree. I was watching it and all of a sudden I saw Pfatch I was like ".. wait.. what? They weren't kidding before he really is in it!!"


Then I proceeded to watch him steal the show like you said! LOL I love it!

I can not wait to get home and see this!

Dude, you are so missing out. This is the funniest spoof I think I have seen.

Other than the one where Edward goes to fly out the window with Bella and he runs into the actual window. Bahahahahha.

What? What spoof is that???

I would have to do some research on youtube to find it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA

that's it... it's hilarious. LOL

This was so funny! Peter is hysterical for doing this!

toppers?
yeah.
fifth.
LOL!
"and I will kill you with my teeth."
"What are you going to do about it bat boy? STYLE MY HAIR?"
LOL!!!

LMAOxD

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! ooh PFach!!

Edward seeing 2nd pup: "This is ridiculous!!haha

This is so funny LMFAO I love PFach

Oh so funny. I was watching it secretly at work and busted out laughing. oops!

OMG! This is my 1st Top 10! Holy Crow!

"Innerspecies Relations" just cracks me up! I can't wait to show this hubby when I get home. He laughed at the Vampax commerical/spoof.

"when we had filthy s*x?" "Yes, we all know how it happened." "Not like this you don't!" LOL I can't stop laughing!

OMG!! That was sooo FUNNY .... I am still LMFAO

Hilarious!

Team Jedward! LMAO!!

eugh.. Jedward....

is jedward jacob/edward?
i'm sorry my bad.
i just think of the twins on x-factor hahaa

I thought of jedward from xfactor too when he sed it :/ hahahaha

wouldn't it just be Team Switzerland? LOL


Oh G4TV... how I <3 you.

LMFAO! PFach is too much. This is great!! Hahahh

*runs over to TSO, jumps on her, and licks her face*

LMAO!!! I can just picture that is so funny...

*runs over to HK, jumps on her and licks her face too*

Ha!
Now you have pictured it and experienced it!

Lmbo

Oh my! Dr C play Doctor with me!!!


LMAO hilarious video!

lmao this is too funny....love Peter Facinelli!!

fantastic..... Pfach is so Coop here its hilarious!!!!
I wanna puppy!!!! does this mean they did it d........... I'm going to stop right there......

LMAO! *In Jacob's voice imitating snoop* 'You don't love me you just love my do...'

You...keep your shirt on! And you stop looking at him like that...

That's just the two characteristics of Jakeward totally exaggerated!

Freaking hilarious!!

Got to love Pfach!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude. thats hilarious. "awkwaaard."

then when she keeps popping out those puupies out of her i started laughing harder.

Gotta love PFach!

LOL

suashaushausahsua
i laughed a lot

hahaha
best spoof ever
Peter doing it makes it 100 times funnier

'keep your shirt on' lol

Love u PFach

LOL.

Take YOURS off PFach!

my computer is being slow like molasses *growls*

LMAO

"Awkward..."

i love how bella was giving birth in Converses. haha
those were some cute puppies too.

This has got to be the BEST Twilight Spoof out there! Peter Facinelli is the absolute BEST! LOVE HIM!!!

LMFAO tha't's hilarious.

I love PFach!!

owh, scared me :( thought it was for real .. hahaha, but absolutly the best spoof ever... peter F. . just as great as always!

I dont know whats funnier the video or the fact you really thought it was real hahaha oh goodness

haha, but when it says "breaking dawn footage" it just becomes :O and then you see the video(a) .. haha(a)

LMFAO !
PFach is hilarious, gotta love him!

"Are you the father?"
"What?"
"ARE YOU THE FATHER?!?!"
"Uhh, yeah I am."
"GET IN HERE!"
"Oh, okay. Sorry, I ran here as fast as I could."

;D

"He looks nothing like me!!!"

Ahahaha! Gotta love Daddy C!!!

This is too funny!!!!!

haha, that was awesome!

PETER!!! PETER!!

ok all what actor do we know who would take the time to make something like this for us? I almost peed myself when I first saw it!! PUPPIES!!! noooooooooooooo! LOL

Me and you ROCK. I saw this with Peter and thought it was a riot. Having Peter in it made it that much more hilarious.

:)

yes we do and your quick girl! LOL what a awesome guy our daddy C is!

No kidding. I just clicked on the video, unaware that he was in it.

Then it showed him. I was like "Daddy C!"

LOL

Awkward..................... ROTFLMAO!!!!

I love PFACH!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now THAT's how the story should have ended!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LMAO ... why does edward have black hair ... lol ...
those puppies are so adorable !!!!
Jake's face ... yikes .. runs away .. haha ...
So Peter was the doc and not edward's dad? LOL

God, i hope they decide on breaking dawn .... I am dying to see the film starts production. I want to see pictures and the new casts.

I was wondering about Edward's hair too.

I can't watch this vid cause I'm at work but ROTFLMAO at teen wolf and wolf puppies on "Bella's" (who looks like Stephenie Meyer) belly.

Oh my God this is SO hilarious! I loved it! Peter is just awesome, he rules! And judging by this video, he must be able to do extremely well in comedy! I would love to see him with Jim Carrey (who is my favorite comedian) in some movie! It would be at the top of my list!

SMH.

WTF is on faux Edward's head, man? Come on! If you're gonna do a parody of Twilight, get a good bouffant wig.

I'm just sayin!

they needed to go out to the halloween sale bins and get the night time romeo wig!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

oh, for anyone who wasn't around/forgot:

http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/09/now-you-can...

LMFAO. I bet Peter tried but they were sold out everywhere he went.

This year, everyone wore bouffant wigs for Halloween and next year, they'll paint ab muscles on their bellies and wear torn jean shorts LOL.

maybe next year after eclipse comes out they'll split themselves down the middle.

wait. how would you do that??

Oooh, wait, you wouldn't need to split them in half.

Just airbrush a really buff guy white and put a bouffant wig on his head. Then, throw some cut-off shorts on him and he'll be... oh, wait that concoction was already in a movie wasn't it...

http://images.wolfgangsvault.com/images/catalog...

LOL!!!!!! so true!!!!

we need a "Team Bouffant Jorts" or something.

and i think we need a master list of our teams. it's out of control now.

Tell me about it! There are friggin categories too. Team[insert favorite moment in the saga here i.e. Leg hitch]

Team [insert random witty comment TwiCast makes in an interview that we love to itty bitty pieces i.e. "flippy"]

Team [insert favorite director for BD]

Team [insert favorite Twicast member]

Team [insert favorite imaginary couple i.e. Pellan]

Team [insert favorite body part on Twicast's body i.e. aforementined Bouffant]

It'll be like a NMM Team Lexicon LOL.

Hey, at least he doesn't look like teen wolf.

Hey, I see a wolf in a Varsity jacket and I think Michael J. Fox in kitschy 80's flick LOL.

LMAOOOOOxD
edward's wig is......i need burn that thingXP
bella is wearing chucks!!

lmao, this is why we love Peter, he love a good laugh, on a nother note it just started pissing down with rain, window open and i got wet, not a good combination

Pfach is the daddy of all daddies.

you gotta love the man. hilarious

Not sparkling ?!?

*pictures a sparkling wolf*

hihihihihihihihihi...scary

ROTFLMFAO!!!

LMFAO!!!!! That was so funny. I needed a laugh while sitting hear bored to death at work.

WOW! Like the first spoof that I've actually liked. Peter was seriously great in it! "This isn't stopping!" And when Jacob entered, I almost died of laughter! Wow, Peter I love you <3!

"Okay okay, keep your shirt on!" Team Jedward! :D "I may be seething with bruiting sexual energy...!" Love that line!

Hilarious!

OMFG I was freaked out about the title, I was like WTH BD has not filmed yet or are scumsh*t trying to hide crap from us but guys check out this article, well weird but the girl sort of deserved it, I hope this happens to some creepy fan who asks Rob to "bite" them.

Who wants rabies from a human being? I don't think so, who wants to be bit by anyone, only a freak would want that, it's just so animalistic, it's alright if there was real vampires who must bite to feed but come on, don't ask Rob or any other vampire actors/actresses to bite them, it's a job for crying out load, stop freaking them out, they would bite you without permission if they were a real vampire so don't go asking!

Stupid freaks and guess what at the opening of new moon in my cinema, a whole queue of people waiting for hours for new moon to start including me who waited for half an hour, all got in for free because I think the staff were freaked out by the number of people, so was I, everyone was walking in!

But, me and my mate pre-booked the tickets so we paid and even though I was a bit pissed off that the rest got in for free but thought about it afterwards about it and thought it was good I paid since it will go towards Breaking Dawn and help break box office records!

Sorry about the rant but here's the link to the article:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/cele...

By the way, I got pissed because people were screaming for the heck of it, even before the movie started during advertisements which you see on TV, like do these girls scream for no reason and I am a 15 year old girl but I don't scream my head off or gossip and chat for absolutely no reason, although I don't blame teens getting stereotyped, most are to be honest so disturbing and I feel like saying "Shut the hell up, it's not like you never seen a shirtless guy!" because they screamed and clapped and cheered for Taylor in every scene for no reason especially when he's shirtless!

Plus, people were laughing when Bella and Edward were hunting in Alice's vision, it wasn't funny, I wanted to see that aswell and Bella sparkling was a great effect and the end was so rushed and incorrect, they made Jake look like the bad guy, when he turned down the phone on Edward before he was going to kill himself because they never showed or gave any indication about Edward impersonating Dr. Carlisle Cullen so people will never understand and they should have included the phone call with Rosalie and Edward, also including Alice.

They should have extended the Volterra scenes by adding the airport scenes etc and the proposal was at the wrong part, extend and add it to the bedroom scene, not completely at the end after discussing the treaty with Jacob and we needed the Victoria scene where she is on her way to Seattle so we know what is happening in the sub-plot because it is needed/linked to eclipse as many people who haven't read the book, thinks Victoria gets revenge in new moon instead of clips.

The movie was great, much better than twilight, which is a fine book and movie but I like the new moon book and movie a whole lot better but eclipse is my favourite so it should be at least 2 hours 30 minutes because I felt twilight and new moon was rushed, imagine eclipse being 2 hours and Breaking Dawn for 3 movies, it will split well and make more money but if not 2 movies atleast or a really long movie!

I wanted new moon to be at least half an hour longer, since everything would fit and it wouldn't be overly long, it just felt too short, like twilight, the flow was too fast because in both adaptions after 15-20 minutes, you're on chapter 3, like wth happened, they skipped most of the vampire stuff and focused on wolf stuff, which I don't blame because they will have more time later in the series but still, balance it like the book!

OMG!!! I've never laughed so hard in my life, people are starting to stare LOL, I'm crying right now!!!

Love this. And Bella wearing the chucks is a riot.

And Jacob looking like teen wolf.

And Edward looking majorly gay.

"Awwwwkwwwarrrrdddd."

And then she keeps spitting out the puppies.

Peter you are awesome for doing this. We can all have a sense of humor.

Ok your scaring me LOL

LQQK what I just said below about who Jacobs reminds me of in this video! Teen WOlf! You must be in your 30's also LOL

I saw that film in the cinema! It was awful but Michael J Fox was in it!

I thought that was rather obvious. LOL But I do have to remember what age I am. haha

You. are. not. the. only. one. who. is. scared.

http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/11/breaking-da...

Ha!

Don't have to be in your thirties to remember Teen Wolf!

LOL

...I wish!

Ok Im sitting here drinkig out of my NM cup from burger king.. trying to figure out who "Jacob" reminds me of in this video, and it came to me HEs TEEN WOLF! LOL who remebers that movie? yeah Im showimg my age now. BUT total Teen Wolf rip off here! LOL

"Drinking out of your NM cup from Burger King."

Ok, it's time for an intervention. I am concerned.

*Drinking out of my Mullet Mofo/Runaways cup*

LOL

OMFG I think we spend to much time on here LOL

That's nothing!

LOL

I've had my coffee every day this week out of my "Edward's Meteor speech" cup! Love that cup...and I read the speech written on the cup every time I fill it up with coffee!

Second favorite cup? My "How to Be" cup...priceless...adorkable Rob on it! Ceci would be proud!

I know...I'm hopeless!

aWWWWWW I want a How to be cup dam it LOL where did u get that?

Cafe Press. Someone on here told me about it. It's the picture from the DVD and soundtrack cover...talk about adorkable! Dear, sweet Art!

Yes, yes!! I thought of Teen Wolf too. LOL It's ok babe...You're not alone in the age thing....bet i have a few years on you though. But Rob just makes me feel 21 again......*goes off into dreamland...* ! LOL XX

Oh yeah! Tean wolf...Michael J. Fox...good movie!

Yep--that's it!

My husband thought I was joking when I told him not to throw that cup away... it now sits on display in our China Cabinet...
There's nothing wrong with that right?

no my dear nothing at all......

LOL

This is so funny
Poor Edward...
But his hair xD
and
The wolfs aren't sparkling
lol

omg, that was so funny. And, i can't beileve they got peter to be involved that was the perfect touch.

ROTFL!!!
Peter you're awesome!

Dont forget our beloved PF is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight!

http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0ASoonMjM2zOfZ...

Found this @ A Twilight Kiss site, when another user or poster posted it.

Not sure who wrote it. After reading it, it really feel like love letters from Kristen to Rob and Rob to Kristen :D

Worth a read especially for Robsten lovers. :)

Love your avi, what is it from?

Don't know who wrote that, but holy sh*t. That is totally how I imagine their relationship to actually be! Beautifully written by whoever that was.

LOL

TOM CRUISE AUDITIONING FOR EDWARD CULLEN in newmoon..

http://www.take180.com/s/1brajg?autoplay=true

Hilarious..MUST watch!... hahahahahahhaaaa

Edward with a big cheesy grin, weird!

Sh*T that kid had TC down!! NOW that was scary LOL

I guess it's only a matter of time before The Scary Movie peeps get ahold of Twilight and do a spoof. The first couple were hilarious, but the rest sucked. So, when they do it, I hope it's good and that some of the cast do cameos.

Hey CF. Been trying to track down our LJ story. Ineedluv gave me a dodgy link that went no where. Could you please post me a link. I am DYING to read all about Copward. Your comments here crack me up, so I can only imagine what your uninhibited version would be like. My email is : disvals1@bigpond.com.
LOL XX.

I just sent it.

You are a champion CF. Thank you. Cant wait to read what is in your smutty imagination...I'm sure it will be all good & have me begging for MORE!!! LOL XX

What can I say? Copward loves him some Stewy. LOL

LMAO puppies

so many girls at my school have mentioned that one of rob's nipple looked funny or hairy! :|
jeez why did chris weitz or whoever have to put that stupid scar on his left nipple -_-
wen ppl told me, in me head i was like JEEEZ HE HAS PERFECT NIPPLES lmao
but i did tell them it was for the movie
but it friken pointless and stupid it just made rob look bad 8-)

and if your reading this and thinking WTF is she talking bout
well they put a scar on robs right or left nipple for the movie( AND IT LOOKED ROTTEN)
but he doesn't really have one in real life..
yes i read an article about it on robsessedpattinson. com hehe :)

LMAO! This is the funniest Breaking Dawn parody I've seen so far. :]

...Still covering my eyes from your avi...

looooooooooovvvvve your avi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

Watching this reminded me of the twilight spoof Taylor Swift did for SNL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VhD4-lW0pc

"i said stop it" lol

BTW .. I completely agree with your screen name.

LOL!!!!!!
She had converse on. LOL!!! The puppies were CUUUUUUUUTE!

hahahah that spoof was gresat!!! love you pfach! lmao!

Awkwaaaaaaaaard.. love it! Fair play to Peter Facinelli. Do you think the 'Jedward' is used because of the Irish twins on X factor in England? An interviewer in England asked Robert Pattinson did he see Jedward because he used to like X Factor but he didn't know them because he obviously hasn't watched it this season!

Happy Thanksgiving for you guys in U.S. tomorrow :-)

20 new The Pattz and Megan Fox backstage and onstage photos from the Teen Choice Awards

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http://i47.tinypic.com/vwyg7d.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/xqltoy.jpg

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http://i48.tinypic.com/sdejvn.jpg

Goddamn they look heavenly together, and I'm speaking as a Robsten fan lol

UGH, Megan Fox. Ugh.

HA, the body language here is hilarious! Rob is like "Help me, I don't know what she's on!'" And Megan's like, "Oh Rob, shut up or I'll bite you. (ugh)

Rob step away from Weirdo and go back to her

http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads...

Cause I sure would :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Oh, don't worry. Rob was just being a gentleman and gracious.

He only has eyes for the Stewster.

Megan only WISHED she could touch her hotness with a ten foot pole.

wow um yeah.. MF is a bit scary also.. she looks like a porn star in those pics! really, all posing poughty and all.

Im not jealous. I swear LOL

I bet she could do quite well in the porn industry

Since she CANT act :))))))

hahahah love it!
team jacob all the way (:

That was funny.
I was smiling through the whole thing.
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery, right?
Peter Facinell is great. I love that he did this.

I can only say this after watching that clip....


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

lmao "can this day get any better" ahahahaha yeeeah this was hella funny!

omg husky puppies!
the one that was born first looks just like mine! :)
omggg this is funny.
i love that peter took the time to do this haha

So I decided to change my avi but disqust won't let the new picture save? Come on!!!

HAHA!! tht was funny.
the baby husky pups r sooo cute!! i want 1!!! :)

"Dude, that is enough! I may be seething with brooding sexual energies but I'd like to remind you all that I'm still a vampire and I will kill you with my teeth!"

I love this guy's voice when he said that line. Borderline squeaking.

that was a total crack up. i think that it is awesome that peter is getting involved in spoofs.... LOVE IT

What's wrong with Disqus...it won't change my avi. :(


Ok now maybe it worked. It's Proposal Edward. It's a little dark but I took the picture with my phone in the theater today.

lol@ edward's face in the pictures! that is SO emo vampire. and jacob! XD too funny. awesome.

Team jedward.....that was hilarious!!!

Entertainment Weekly gave New Moon a B+

They even had the yummy picture of Edward and Bella kissing in the parking lot.

a B+?????????????????/

Are they FREAKIN kidding me???????

That movie deserves an A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Maybe I should become a critic since these LOSERS cant do their job right

It was a woman reviewing the movie. I don't know what the f--- she was thinking, a B+?!?!

She calls Taylor/Jake "as one tasty chunk of vealcake"

LOL That's one I hadn't heard of before.

She praises Dakota Fanning and Michael Sheen as the Volturi stand-outs.

I agree with you, it deserves an A+ times a million +

"as one tasty chunk of vealcake"?????????????

Um one question

Why on earth would she call him that ?

LOL

She was under the influence when she wrote her review.

The is no other explanation to the veal, beef, meat in general-cake statement.

Why did she call Edward "a smoldering, inscrutable, broody, and otherwise identifiable teen-throb vampire"

?????????

Well, I like that she gave it a B+, but why? She just gave a synopsis of the movie. No review or explanation as to why the letter grade. It's almost as if she didn't watch the movie. Which I think is the overall problem with most of the critics reviews.

I can read into one paragraph with some and already tell they didn't watch the movie or didn't pay attention. Ugh.

I bet she wrote that review based on the trailers alone. It didn't sound like she watched the entire movie. :/

That's one reason why I don't read what critics have to say; 9 times out of 10 they are wrong and I don't want their opinion in my head when I see go see it.

These critics kill me. If you give a bad review, fine, but at least give logical, legitimate reasons why you hate other than the cliche phrases of "all the shirtless men" and "all the overly angsty teenage depression."

Ugh. Ok, I'm done. I'll get all fired up again like I was last night.

*Envisioning Kristen's legs* Ok, I'm better now. :)

LOL I'm glad to see all it takes to let your anger go is to see her legs.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/kristen%20st...



Even my local paper had a headline that screamed "Not another TEEN movie" Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Some old fart of a guy was reviewing it. Sure, like he would even like New Moon. Come on.

My page was slow to load so I thought your comment read "Kristen's eggs"

I was like WTF...coughfreakcough. :P Yes my mind is in the gutter tonight. Always is.

This is so true in all 50 states. LMAO

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5xv6om&s=6

Bahahahahahahaha. OMG ... I am dying.

I am so glad Kristen and Rob are of age. LOL

Does Taylor have a happy trail? Doesn't he wax? LOL

LMAO I'm so glad Rob being the undead vampire gets to have chest hair and a happy trail while the furry wolves are w/o a stitch of body hair in human form.

hahahahahaha I can't stop laughing.

Kristen might only be 19 but she is fair game. lol

Hale effing yeah she is .... I don't care how great Rob is ... he better back off if I ever get my hands on her. LOL

"Things are gonna get VERY ugly."

Don't worry..I'll distract Rob so you can have Kristen to yourself.

He won't remember her when I'm through with him. If I decide to "be through" that is. Highly unlikely.

OMG I love that line in the movie, I was pissing myself
He sounded like some old, bitter granny...But I luv Taylor, he's adorable.

Check out this FUN video 4 Breast Cancer Awareness.When they hit 1 mil views a huge donation will be made. http://tinyurl.com/ygs4bvh

PFach posted on his Twitter, in case you might want to view....

Omg this is hilarious! and those wolves adorable.

http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/robert_patt...

Rob out last night. Can anyone tell me if that is Kristen in front of the line after the hotel scene? It sounds like the paparazzi is saying "Kristen" when taking the picture but I can't tell. Also, if it is, why would she hide by the wall and not go into the hotel?

The video is from November...2008. lol ;)

I know, I figured that out on speaking with someone else - thank God!!!!!! freaked me out..... I was coming over here to delete it cause it's sooooo embarrassing.. :)

Aw, don't feel embarrassed! I would have thought the same, but I remember seeing that video before. ;) There's no delete button on this site, btw. Booo. :)

Poor Rob - http://twitpic.com/qxsqt


LOL someone needs a nap.

LOL @ the caption.

http://twitpic.com/q2fqp


BTW, where did everyone go, it's so quiet here.

I know I was wondering the same thing. Isn't it still early? maybe everyone is baking pies or something.

It's only 10pm here, way too early for me to call it a night. Thank goodness I don't have to cook anything for tomorrow either.

yeah I switched holidays this year with my sister-in-law. It's only 9 here.

More like cupcakes and cookies... it is after all a 4 day weekend. Teehee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcESELJ7wvE

Ya'll may have already seen this but here is news about Breaking Dawn!

Wow, 3 movies? No way would they do that. Can see two maybe, but not three.

I agree!!

BHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOVE THIS!!

This was the most amusing parody I think I've seen and I love the fact that PFach was in it.

What the HALE is up with Miley Cyrus... why does she keep making statements about Twilight fans!? You don't like the series, we get it. now you're attacking the fans... the LARGEST fanbase in America right now.... GREAT career move.

P.S. Heres what I also don't get, she doesn't like the saga yet she states she's never read it or seen the movies. She also goes on to say that its unhealthy for girls to think there are guys out there like Edward, if she hasnt read the books or seen the movie how in the world does she know ANYTHING about Edward? Seriously? I think someone is fibbing about something, that or she is purely talking out of her arse.
Thats right, I'm calling Whiney Cyrus a LIAR. I said it.

LoL, my TLG! You are so late tonight where have you been?!
*points to earlier comment above and new name*
I've been ranting all night!

AWW your new name!!!! I love it. I am in a turkey coma!!!

Teehee thanks! I'm ready to start an anti-fan club!
I feel like a veteran now with my initialed name, lol. I think I'm about to die from turkey n fix'ins over load!

YOURE HERE youre here and so am I... I am getting up tomorrow to brave the shopping!!! AHHHHHHH

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/new-r...

Short interview of Rob while he was in Japan...

Hi everyone,

Look what i found. That video of rob out last night is a old one. That is X17s dirty trick to make rob look bad. I saw the photos of them in another video on youtube. Its more clear that they did not ask anything about newmoon and kristen. they only asked about twilight.

Check out the link to the old video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUCoArs9Z4g or serch"tom sturridge and robert pattinson." watch it carefully.

Hey I just realised that if you click the link for rob out last night and check the comments you will see those were made in November 2008.

Dont have go any further. Rob was not out!!!!!! that guest made us fools

I love it!! PFach is hilarious! I was laughing so hard my husband had to come see what the big deal was and he even chuckled! Mr. "I think my wife is crazy cause she's so obsessed, and I'm gonna roll my eyes whenever she mentions anything or anyone that has to do with twilight." LoL!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING to everyone on this wonderful site, you all make me feel a little less insane! (even if you're not American, happy DAY to you too!!) =) (I may have busted into the thanksgiving wine a little early...oops!) =)

Thanks...I don't celebrate it but you're so excited it's contagious

@yelyahwilliams RPattz! Omgzzz
about 6 hours ago from Echofon

http://twitter.com/yelyahwilliams

This was a funny video. I love PF for his sense of humor. hehehe

OMG...THIS IS AWESOME...SO FUNNY...I can't stop laughing...team Jedword=)))))))))))))))))

anyone from the UK that watches x factor... did you not become hysterical when he said JEDWARD!? as if i haven't heard enough of that name recently!!!

obviously, i'm more than happy to dream/ talk/ think about this particular jedward... hehe :D

CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....

The best part about the spoof.... THE PUPPIES!!! So cute, I want one!!!!

God it was the best Twilight parody ever.I 'm still laughing.My stomach is hurting..:Dsoo good.greeat.

Jacob I want to have your puppies!!!

no im going to have his puppies

If i am able to get my best friend into twilight, i think we are able to get miley into twilight...just with a little teamwork.

LOLLLLLL. I proper love this video :D.

LOL!!!
Team Jedward????? lol!!!!

Omg, that was hilarious when puppies kept on coming out of Bella!

I was thinking, "When is it going to stop?!"

Haha! I was laughing so freakin hard! Esp. when Peter's like, "What do you say. Team... Jedward?!" Hilarious. He made my day. ^^

lol Jacob fuk#d Bella!!!!................wolf babiessssssssssssss!!!!!!! lol

This was hilarious, I was laughing the whole time. Peter is so funny in this one lol. Favorite part is whe she gives birth to a puppy instead of vampire/human n Edward just looks at it... lol. Who could of thought of this spoof. :DDDD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdOAD3znZLQ
this video is cooler:)

watch it!

LOL THIS WAS EPICCC
laughed sooo hard haha

... awkwaaaaard.

LOL. (:
i love this video.

pfach peter facinelli pornosuper doctor

I don't know what's funnier - the fact that Bella is wearing her chucks, the fact that Peter Facinelli is in the spoof, or when he says, '....it's.......a puppy. Awwwwkkkkkwarrrrrd.'

LOL

I'm sharing this with everyone I know who has read BD!

Love this!! Especially the way he turns the puppy towards 'Edward'. Just great!

It's Awesome x)
Peter Is So Funny
Team JEDWARD ^^
x

OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOL THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.

LOVED IT