VAMPAX :) ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't be the only person who wondered about this!!!!!!!!!

It must have been especially bad for Jasper :)

LMCullen...you are crude but we love you LOL

*** picks herself off the floor ***

LMFAO! VAMPAX!!! That is hilarious!!

I never thought about that until Breaking Dawn when she remembers about her period when she sees the tampons in her suitcase....& I thought, Hey now...wait a minute....how the hell do they tolerate being around her at "that time of month"!!

I guess he just didn't breathe for 5 days LMAO!!!!!!!!

Or maybe since it's not outta of a freshly opened artery...it's kinda like 2 week old bread to us LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok...i'll shut up now LOL

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ 2 week old bread!

LMAO :) *shrugs* I guess it wouldn't be all that appealing...but if they were starving it would be enough...

Now i am wondering about Buffy!!!! Jeez...my whole fictional universe is under threat LOL

ROFL
Ohhh dude I'm laughing SO hard right now.... LMFAO

LMFAO
Oohh I ALWAYS wondered how this worked but Stephenie said that it was "dirty blood" LMFAO and so Edward was not attracted to that.. so therefore, no need for VAMPAX... LMFAO

My "visitor" is haunting me right now so this cracked me up... LMFAO

*looks around*
Errmm TMI!? Sorry...

*runs along*

I hate when Aunt Flo comes for a visit. hahah
I also wondered about this when I was reading the books.

LMAO!
Definitely TMI!! Dear God, woman!!! Do you let rip a dirty burp at the dinnertable too?!
*pauses*
Actually, I do that...
*lets out a humongous burp*
*walks away, leaving Ceci with the aftersmell*
LOL :)

ROFL
*slaps knees*
Omg you seriously made me LMFAO.. that was hilarious and NO I dont rip a dirty burp at the dinnertable.. LOL Hale no.. I've got manners... LOL

ROFL
*slaps knees*
Omg you seriously made me LMFAO.. that was hilarious and NO I dont rip a dirty burp at the dinnertable.. LOL Hale no.. I've got manners... LOL

I always wondered that to

No you are not the only person!!! LOL

I just try to avoid thinking that.. I try to just focus on Robward strutting across a parking lot to "Monsters"

*THUD*

OH dear lord..... i thought i might have to remove myself from the cinema at that point........um...the bit at the start where he comes out of the forest too :)

Twilight Edward = Meh...........New Moon Edward = THUD

LOL

I couldn not agree with you more!!!

I was immediately sent back to being 12, giggling blushing the whole time. I was like "OH great I'm becoming one of those squealing girls I've threatened to beat up for making noises during this movie!"
LOL

Although i managed to keep it inside....me too...

I knew roughly what Rob looked like as Edward in the movie....but still......my jaw really dropped....and i've never understood that phrase till now LOL

Ain't that the truth!! LOL

no kiddin' My friend and I were hanging off each others arms whispering and giggling. The preview reaction videos had nothin' on us that night!

AMEN SISTER! I think my heart is still thudding from that......

He is totally stunning at that point :)

A real breath hitching moment :)

I love how the critics went crazy bashing that part

yea i was salivating! That strut mmmm mmmm good! He has never looked more like the Edward I pictured in my head then at that moment

Love the bad@ss edward that takes up four parking spaces. Nice for FF visuals :)

I love the angsty Edward strut to the volturi too with his clothes all ripped up *thud*

Oh yes, bad@ss Edward.. *flutter* I love it! I was kinda sad I didn't get him at the end during the vote scene. A loud crashing noise from the other room would have sufficed!!

The first time I saw NM I really missed the p*ssed off Edward throwing sh*t around but i gotta say the vote scene probably one of my fav scenes in the movie. Everything each person says is so true to character. Rosalie made me tear up and then Carlisle moving past Bella to talk to Edward *sniff* loved it! Edward's reaction "Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means." Perfect.

It was perfect. Maybe I'll get my angry Edward on a deleted scene or something :D!

me too, but I couldn't complain it was so good.

actually the only one part of the movie that will bother me no matter how much I watch it, was at the end when Bella ask Edward to read Jacob's thoughts to see if he will hurt her. that is soooo not anything Bella would ever have said. In fact she was constantly saying the opposite.

OH YES!!!!!

The walk to the volturi!!!! I'm sure i'll have pleasant dreams for years about that :) lol

I will never get over how edward he looked in this film....finally a visual that is as good as the book :)

So glad they toned down the bouffant and decided against the Maybelline cherry red lips this time around!

Oh fabulous visuals! So many possibilities! NM Edward finally gave the character justice!

So you're Team Sheen uh so I think its safe for me to admit to you that I have seen the movie 3 times and every time the scene with him in those yellow pants I cannot take my eyes away from his certain area below the belt. He starts walking up to the chair and I swear things are moving and *thud* I just cant help myself! Please say you noticed that part too!

*chokes* i'm not sure i'm comfortable having other people looking at Sheen that way!!!!!!! The man is a god :) But really nothing can beat the below the belt are in leathers in rise of the Lycans LOL

*chokes* i'm not sure i'm comfortable having other people looking at Sheen that way!!!!!!! The man is a god :) But really nothing can beat the below the belt are in leathers in rise of the Lycans LOL

I just couldnt resist! Those pants were enough to make me switch teams for a few minutes :)

Oh boy I have a movie to rent this weekend :)

I swear, everyone in that theater gasped and started laughing that "are you kidding me that is so hot!" laugh. My favorite song on that soundtrack and they stick it at such an awesome part!

I know me too!! That song and shooting the moon. I love associating that one with the pizza that turned into a wrench. I don't why.. but I just LOVE that scene. LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

*SIGHS*....

Gez that would be seriously embarrassing...and gross!!



side note: That "edward" was ewww!!. Nasty!!

hahahaha i totally wanted to know about this too!!! that was so funny!!!! that must be one of my favorite twilight parodies! nice work!1 hahahaha that was the bestt!

to be honest ... I was wondering as well....lol

shall we ask SM?

hahhah HugAVampire said below that SM said that period blood is dead so it doesnt bother the cullens
but i would really like to see someone ask her because i bet her reaction would be so funny to watch!

and a little creepy.....

actually that was my thoughts from the beginning. without being really crude, let's face it is a completely different blood, even our dull human senses could tell the difference!

haha yes very true

*sings in Michael Jackson voice*
You are not alone... I am here with you LOL
I so thought about that all the time. Poor Jasper...

*grinning*

I could hug you....i thought only i had the sickness of mind that makes me think about and question these kinda of things LOL

*does sick mind dance with Nic* That is nothing to be ashamed of LOL =D

http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/11/24/new-moon-twil...

CW actually replying to some of the haters. Trying to get people to reply to him and tell him how much we love the film. Just look, I swear it's him.

Why do you think it's the real Chris :)

Wow...
Some of those comments are so vicious!
LOL one girl was like "Otherwise, go see the latest disney film and be done with it. (I promise it will be much easier to understand)." Feisty!

Yes they are. Especially Dave. I'd like to hunt him down and taze his tail. Ugh.

That was what's her face from Superbad... Becca. lol interesting turn her career has made...

So it is!
I kept trying to work it out! Hahaa x

Oh I have thought about this MANY times! LOL so funny

Omg I always wondered about this! lol But imagine how akward it would be.
Edward just sniffs the air and is able to go n"Oh Bella you got your period!!" lol

I Thought about that too lol ! hhhhh
vampax hhh very funny

'He'll never guess its your bleeding vagina' ....' and it sparkles' LMFAO!!!!

I hope this link works, I'm having a nightmare getting this organised. I have posted my letter to Summit on the subjects of NM, BD and MR. If you want to sigh, follow the link. If the link doesn't work, I'll cry!

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/nmmpet/petition.html

signed!

Signed :)

signed!:)

signed!

Signed, good job btw

Thanx.

signed :D

Drace, Stephenie Meyer said in an interview that it IS uncomfortable with it, but he's too much of a gentleman to bring it up. Plus, it's dead blood, so it's not like if she was cut or something.

Where is this interview?

Really? I didn't know about that interview. I will attempt to find it. Thanks. :)

I'm pretty sure Twilight Lexicon has it posted somewhere under Stephenie Correspondence.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/11/24/new-moon-twil...

OMG you guys. Seriously, I am not kidding.

CHRIS WEITZ just REPLIED to a hater on this post. And I freaking replied to him without realizing it. Please just look, I am so not kidding. You guys please get on there and tell him how much you guys love this movie. I love this guy, he just replied to the haters. YES!!!

The guy is a legend.

uh .. which one is him

Chris Weitz, that is his screen name. Granted it could be an imposter, but read his comments. I really think it is him. He called out a hater and basically told him to go screw himself for calling CW's interview crap.

how come I can't find that post?

http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/11/24/new-moon-twil...

See if this works.

ah.
yes.
you had sent us to the wrong article before.

Dude, sorry. I was all excited. :)

Uh, I can't find it either.

What page is it on?!

i hoped straight over and commented ha stupid hater i hope it really was Chris Weitz wonder if theres a way we can find out for sure?

if the link doesn't work , go to ew.com and then click on "New Moon, CW Interview, "The movie is for the fans, if you don't get it, then you don't get it."

Scroll down, it's in the center.

I commented to the haters too.... what the h&ll do they know???

Dude, even if it isn't him, the person pretending to be him is awesome. And your comment so totally pwns :)

Wow. I am speechless.
I'm so sick of all the cr*p people give the saga.

If you don't like the books or the movies then move the f--- along.

Thats why I avoid going to those type of sites and reading what people have to say.
Chris Weitz doesn't deserve the horrible things that are being said about him.


That kind of sh*t really pisses me off.

I don't get it......what did that people say???
What did CW say???
where?? i can't find his comment....Pleasseeee help me..

Go to the link CF911 posted up there ^

Then go down to the comments and look for Chris Weitz.

Some people are just basically talking cr*p about the series like always.

Whose talking crap?! I'll get my Twilight colored sparkling boxing gloves out!
"Put'em up Put'em up!"

*points at haters* Them PB!
All of them! Teach them a lesson before I phase, please!


Btw, you got another pair of those sparkling boxing gloves?!

*hands CC a pair of sparkling onyx and ruby colored boxing gloves*
I had your initials bedazzled on them... I hope you like Edward font! tee-hee.
This is the only way I know how to share a picture with someone whose not on FB, haha but here you go...
http://www5.snapfish.com/slideshow/AlbumID=6167...

Oh my goodness!
*squeeeeee*

I love them PB! How can I ever repay you?!

Aw, don't mention it! You're special hello's everyday are thanks enough love. =)
Use them with Twi-Love in your heart! Tee-Hee

Aw *sniff*
I'll be sure to deliver those special hello's every day from now on!
Heh

OME, Have you seen Ashley's new tweet? Or whatever its called..?! Lol

I haven't! What was it?

CF911 thank you for being on-the-ball enough to see and respond to (in a very articulate and representitive fashion) something we are all sick of seeing online.

my hat is off to you my lady...... (I cant draw a pic sorry hun!!!)

I told him about NMM.org!

Happy? :)

Wait was that you Heather2????? Hahahaha thank you!! :))

No Heather2 was me. :)

Ohh my bad...;P
Im sorry...but n e ways Thank You!! Good Job :))

If it is him, I wanted to let him know what we thought. I don't want his only opinion to be that of the critics and the haters.

I think it is him..i mean he said himself that he goes online and reads stuff about him!!..but yeahh im soo glad soo many people told him he did a great job...poor CW and his ego.. ;(
Those haters are soo annoying!! Can't they just leave us alone?...we don't go around talking about things we hate that they love...i bet they would feel hurt if we did that!! Can't they try to atleast underf***ingstand?...;(

I knew it! I sounded just like you!

I guess my sparkling personality shines through. LOL

No actually.....sorry what a let down! I was the crazy fan girl nicknamed
Dani. :)

LOL thats okayy. ;)

Woah! That's awesome! :D Go CW! Kick some ass

:O


ahhh!!! okay, okay, ill breathe i hope he somehow seessss! thank you! :D

OMG am i really 1st?!?!?!
aaawww it's been a while since i wasn'r 1st *-* *does happy dance*
*goes watch vid*

EDIT:
That was the freakiest, weirdest, creepiest vid i've ever seen!
but i ROFLMAO'd real hard hahahaha xD

congrats! :D

thanks! ^-^

Congrats!!! 8)

Thanks!

toppers? 2nd!

drink up your rum, yo ho yo ho! a pirates life for me!!!

S.Meyer explained this in an interview once. She said that period blood is dead blood. therefore, the cullens have no issue with it... its like raw meat to us.

Wow.. I honestly never heard that one. Thanks:D

oh wow! thanks for that ive never heard some1 ask that question...thats hilarious!

3rd!

Not bad. I've had two 1sts today already, so I guess that's alright!

5th... haha sdjbksjnsc :(

Stupid Disqus always signing me out and forcing me to miss the big time.


hehe "first comment" that is.. LOL.
I can only imagine the spoofs that will come when BD gets made!!!

EDIT: LMAO

..."AND IT GLITTERS!!" well... now we know how it's possible. ;)

ha ha , always questioned, " er well this is never going to come out, Hair was matted with feathers." umm say what? ;p

Ah feathers.. how I love feathers SO much more because of BD. ;)

Did you read that we now know why it's possible for the Cullen's to be around human females?

yess. lol read on my dearie (what are you doing on this lovely rainy night? wanna chillax hubby has phone just show up if you want to.)

I'm actually about to go leave and help michele with some homework. When are you off again and when is the hubs? We should get the boys together so we can sit around the computer and giggle some more together. LMAO

i really hate garlic. ha ha now i hate it more.

mmm I love garlic.. just not in VAMPAX!


LOL
I gotta go though, I'll be back later. Text me and let me know when your off again!

Ummm...

Don't know what to say...

**snickers** Heehee

http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/11/24/new-moon-twil...

CW actually replying to some of the haters on this article. Go tell him how much we love the movie.

Nice article. Chris just "gets" us, too!

Gotta love a man who loves books!

He sure did! Go Chris...althought I feel bad for him he is actually concerned with the haters and critics at this time when ge should be basking in glory for a job well done..

Okay, I replied for the first time there. I don't want him to think that guy speaks for anyone who really matters! The fans love Chris and we appreciate his vision of our beloved book.

YES!! I freaking LOVE Kristen's comment "Twitted, tweeted dunno (:" She is one of my favorite people (: I love how they are all tweeting now. Or however the f it is.

hahah this is so random but very funny, it reminds me of when i first read twilight and in the chapter at the meadow i was wondering how she went the entire day without having to pee.

im sure its was like a really good movie that you dont want to miss a scene and just hold it, where every inch of you is about to explode. but cant stop watching i would take that pain for pleasure anytime. lol.

LMAO!!!! You know I always thought about that. I guess Bella stays away from the Cullen house when it's "that time." LOL
*slaps knee*
Sparkly Vampire tampons too funny

well i guess he wouldnt have to put up with pms or as above as someone else said its like raw meat, ew gross. but jasper could just help her feel like not killing people. lol

LOL yeah I could definitely use a Jasper in my life sometimes =D .... ok maybe all the time haha

yeah, fits of rage are not good. lol.

u6tr
LOL.
*no comment*

VAMPAX LMAO!!!!! It was only a matter of time hahahah

Come on who hasnt wondered about this? Its gotta be an issue!

I was thinking about it the other day!

hahahahahahaa
omg that was fricken hilarious!
wayy too funny:)!!!!!!!!

ROFL that's one of the funniest things I've seen in ages!

awesome avi! make me think of the beginning of the movie and that epic intro!

she may avoid the house, but even Charlies not so awkward she avoids school.
school, the other girls may not smell so good to Edward and Emmett, but what about poor Jasper....
Its Fiction JI... FICTION.... sigh... I keep having to remember......

"He'll never guess its my bleeding vag*na."


Lmao PRICELESS.

I am a sucker for twilight paradies!

LOL. Me too. I love 'em all!!

HOLY CRAP hahahahahaha, laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

I would laugh if I wasn't on it :(((((((((((((((((((((((

LMAO

look out for new borns they cant controll them selves.

LOL

Stay away from the New Moon movie then because Jasper will sniff you out in the theater!

darn his weakness. lol. but its cute. =)

If its Jasper I wouldnt mind one bit

lol

ROFL

On a side note, we named our lab puppy Jasper Hale :D I convinced my mom by saying "yeah mom, when he does something bad we can yell and say HALE NO"....I think that's what sold her on it ;)

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6599409&l... (Jasper Hale)
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=7063940&l... (Him a few months ago)

Isn't he adorable? :D

OME

I love it

Where do you live so I can pick him up lol

I have a pup too And I called her Nessie :))))))

LOL I live in Guatemala =) Sorry, it's a long drive ;)

I love that, Nessie too cute :D

LMCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!! Muahahahahahahhahaha excellent sense of humour can't stop laughing lol

These are real actors, that's crazy. The girl was in Last House on the Left and Superbad. She's from P.E.I Canada, Eastcoast like myself! :)

Hilarious though ahaha, and of course we all thought about this at one time or another while reading.. hahaa

OMG I knew I recognized her! But I couldn't quite place the face. Superbad was such an awesome movie!!

She is from PEI?!?! I didn't know that either! I live in New Brunswick. I'm only a few hours away from PEI and have family over there : )

Hey, LMC. I didn't know if you wanted to get the word out another way.

CW is replying to some of the haters on the following article on ew.com. I was trying to spread the word so that we could all go on there and tell him how much we loved the movie. :)

We have absolutely no way of knowing that is CW. Anyone can log in and post that. And considering the amount of typos in the first post "CW" made, I'm honestly not sure it is him.

Plus I personally think he is above defending himself. He knows he doesn't need to. The numbers speak for themselves.

I agree that we don't really know that it's him.

Just in case it was, I didn't think it would hurt to tell him how much we loved the film.

:)

True, no way to tell...but just in case.. I think it's nice to be told you're appreciated.

If it was him now he's definitely heard of nmm.org now, although maybe, he's been aware of it for some time...I sure hope so!

Yeah, I agree with LMC, there is no way to know, but just in case it is I wanted him to know that they fans support and adore the film. Cuz the haters tick me off. :)

Hahah no way! I'm from P.E.I, thats why I recognized her so fact. Not often to see one of our own out there. Way to make an Islander proud haha.

You're right, Superbad was amazng !

Hilarious! But I've always wondered about that, ever since I read Twilight. How WOULD Edward deal with Bella's cycle? I mean, she IS a girl who WOULD go through that kind of stuff. Vampax aside, how would Edward stand being around her?

WOW! That was amazing LMCullen!

I did wonder how Edward could stand that..............

(obviously I meant he not it)

while i was watching this, i was like, "this guy looks awfully like superman in 'superman returns'"
and then i read the description below the video... "ohhhhhh"

Bwahahahha they finally made the whole period comercial ... xD

hahahahahahahaha...whomp whomp...im sure jasper tries to kill her once a month

LOL! I loved this! Haha he'll never guess..

sick

Omg! That was hilarious. That is quite a good point though. I wonder how Edward really felt when Bella was on her period. Something to ponder.

lol
garlic in the middle & it glitters, talk about a deal!!!

HAHA.
It's Superman!

This is the winningest win of all time. XD Vampax.

Brandon Routh, dude! When is the new Superman coming out?!?!?! I need to see YOU, in tight blue spandex sooon. lolololol

i always thought about that when i was reading the saga. esspecially when Bella loses her virginity on Isle Esme. Edward really is stronger than he thought.

But you know what?! im fine not knowing XD

haha omg that was HILARIOUS...

"Is something wrong, Edward?"

"No... nothing. It must be a dead bird."

ROFLLLLLL

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA LMAO OHHHH GAAWDD!!!
VAMPAX!!!!!
This video is SICK.
but hilarious xDDD

Okay, thank goodness I'm not the only one who has wondered about this.

But here's another thing I've wondered about: Stephenie tells us over and over again that Edward has no body fluids. He has no blood, he cannot cry, etc. So how does he get her pregnant??

Sorry to be so graphic, but really, I've taken biology. How does this work??

Ummm, good question! I've been thinking of that too. I've been learning reproduction in Biology last year, a bit after I read BD. Living things reproduce to carry on offspring, but technically Edward isn't living. So why would he want sex...?

This is what Stephenie told us about this particular, much discussed issue: "Vampires are physically similar enough to their human origins to pass as humans under some circumstances (like cloudy days). There are many basic differences. They appear to have skin like ours, albeit very fair skin. The skin serves the same general purpose of protecting the body. However, the cells that make up their skin are not pliant like our cells, they are hard and reflective like crystal. A fluid similar to the venom in their mouths works as a lubricant between the cells, which makes movement possible (note: this fluid is very flammable). A fluid similar to the same venom lubricates their eyes so that their eyes can move easily in their sockets. (However, they don't produce tears because tears exist to protect the eye from damage, and nothing is going to be able to scratch a vampire's eye.) The lubricant-venom in the eyes and skin is not able to infect a human the way saliva-venom can. Similarly, throughout the vampire's body are many versions of venom-based fluids that retain a marked resemblance to the fluid that was replaced, and function in much the same way and toward the same purpose. Though there is no venom replacement that works precisely like blood, many of the functions of blood are carried on in some form. Also, the nervous system runs in a slightly different but heightened way. Some involuntary reactions, like breathing, continue (in that specific example because vampires use the scents in the air much more than we do, rather than out of a need for oxygen). Other involuntary reactions, like blinking, don't exist because there is no purpose for them. The normal reactions of arousal are still present in vampires, made possible by venom-related fluids that cause tissues to react similarly as they do to an influx of blood. Like with vampire skin—which looks similar to human skin and has the same basic function—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum. This was not a known fact in the vampire world (outside of Joham's personal experimenting) before Nessie, because it's nearly impossible for a vampire to be that near a human and not kill her."

Made. Of. Win. :)

you know, i always wondered about that.

it's quite funny. :)
It also set questions about bella's situation during period time ... how vampires works? lol

WTF!!....This is gross...I mean, u can't even enjoy the funny parts

They didn't say crude for nothing. Lol, it's kind of a gross subject, but that's kind of what makes it funny.

I saw some panties with Edward's face on it and...well, u get the picture...It was kind of the same message...why do people think of stuff lime that?:-s...

So funny, Im glad someone else thought of that.

I held it together until the end - "and it glitters!!!" just had me in hysterics...!

OME!! Dying of laughter!!! Superman as Edward!?! Hot as brandon was in Superman...he dose no justice 2 Edward cullen!! Hes soo ugly lol!! Id take Rpats anyday!!! WAAAAYYYY hotter than our mr superman!!! lol!!!

*Watches vid again n falls out of computer chair 4 lack of edward hotness n really funny crude humor!!!!*

Jus wanna say that rpats takes my breath away every time he pops on the screen!!!! I was dying in that theater!! He looks a billion times betta as edward and i couldnt help but squele everytime he came onscreen!!! (Promised i wouldnt do it a secound time n failed miserably!) Even wen the Remeber Me tralor poped up i screemed!! Couldnt ask 4 a betta Edward Cullen!! U give him justice in everyway that is possible!!! Luv u Robert!!!

so disgusting.Iwas eating while warching it...bloah

"Now you can get back to doing the things you normally do with your vampire boyfriend!!"

Love it!

two seconds in. the birds remind me of new moon, what is with the birds in new moon. Every scene has so many bird sounds. ok, now I am going to watch the rest.

"he'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina".

LOLLLLL!

"and he'll never guess it was my bleeding vagina" that is soooo gross but so funny:D