May I be the mother? <crosses fingers>

"it's in my armpits. i'm hiding it from everyone."

aaaaand THAT'S the rob i know! always gotta leave em wanting more!

Hahahaha, that line had me laughing for a while...I have no idea where his randomness comes from but i absolutely love it...he never says what you expect of him in interviews and thats why they are such a joy to watch...

As soon as that line came out i was like "There you are!! Where have you been?" Its great to see him back and carefree again...i hope he stays like that....

i know!!! i never saw this at all during the summer when he was dodging frizz fans, speeding cabs, and crumbling buildings!

*sigh* interviews = golden!

I have something to confess...

It's mine....


Rob is having my baby.

After reading everyone comments claiming they are carrying Rob's baby.....

* Imagine Rob sitting on the sofa on Maury Show waiting for result of parternity test *

Robert ....You are the Father!!!!

LOL

The rest are only hoping...I'm stating with confidence.

I have the cravings to prove it.


hahahhaah

LMAO!!!

Is the True Blood beverages are available @ where you live , it might comes in handy.
Since the baby would be cravings for it, LOL

Naaa.....I'm counting on him breastfeeding too.

ROFLMAO!

I'm speechless!!

WHAT?!?!?!

It tastes great and it's less carbs...


hAHAHAHhHhahahahahHahaha

Hmmm!!! less carb!!! I'm down!!!

I bet it taste like chocolate !!! LOL

Edit:
Ps. Wonder what else he hides under his armpits!! LOL

God Rob is the perfect husband !
He's even willing to carry our children
aaaaa :D

i knew it..i suspected you!!....the baby likes to sleep with the peacoat!!..it had to be yours!..lol

it even turns scarlet when its showing any kind of emotion..!!

Ya...we're trying to keep it under wraps though...until BD is released...


ooops....guess I messed that up.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

He's back!!! The old Rob is back--smiling, joking, unpretentious & just UTTERLY ADORKABLE...

love so much rob's quirky sense of humor !!! its just so much amazingly fun to watch rob in interviews.

he is in his element in one on one interviews. his wit and dorkiness is such a breath of fresh air !!!!!

you've got to read this ladies...the transcript of rob's press conference !!! he is such an intelligent, insightful young man. such a treat to read his answers !!!

http://iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&vi...

Women love a man that can make them laugh....

Reason number 1,345,800 why we love Rob

Ok so yeah I don't like KStew, but this is what I LOVE about Rob.

KStew gets so bent out of shape over being asked personal questions and Rob just cracks stupid jokes! I love it! It's so Australian for him to do that...I think we should adopt him as an honorary Aussie!!

KStew should take some lessons from Rob, have a laugh and mellow out!! Lol

YES! Let's adopt him--then we can take it in turns to have him for 'sleepovers', LOL!

LMFAO can I trade my sleepover night and have Jackson instead?! lol

LOL Sure! More Rob for me! (Though....I wouldn't mind giving Jackson a little of my time....*wink wink*

ROFL I just want Jackson!! LOL

Why dont you like KStew?
I understand it your opinion, but you can hardly dislike someone for not wanting to divulge every detail of their life. If i was her, im pretty sure id have smacked one of the press.

That's not my reason for disliking her. I just think that this sort of interest comes with the territory and if you don't like it there are other jobs or professions out there where there isn't that high level of scrutiny.

My reasons for not liking her are...I don't believe she's a very good actress, I find her irritating to watch in interviews, she interrupts people which for me is a HUGE negative personality trait and there's just nothing about her that makes me the slightest bit interested in her. But that's just me.

i feel protective towards our kristen ...
i respect that u don't like her for your reasons and not due to jealousy .. a little? LOL
anyway .. i disagree with ya ... have you actually saw all of her movies to state the fact she is not a good actress ... in panic room at that tender age, she rocked ... as for her behaviours in interviews etc ... i really don't find it in any negative ways .. of course she could have dealt with it with more professionalism if anyone can speak like tay tay all the time .. lol ..
i find her real and her little faults that some of you sees, are just plus sides to me .. she's adorable for being herself..

You can be as protective of her as you like and disagree with me all you like...we're never going to share the same opinion of her.

I'm not jealous of her in any way...and I find no reason why I would be...ever! I haven't seen all of her work but I have seen enough to say with conviction that if I never have to see her again in another film I would be beyond happy. I saw Panic Room...and wasn't that impressed. Her 1 scene in Jumper...awfully similar to her performance as Bella. I find her to be wooden and unexpressive. She plays the same role over and over again...even when it calls for something different. That's not the mark of a great actress.

But I'm not here to try and sway you...nor do I hope that was your intention.

I do not like her. I doubt I will ever like her. She destroyed Bella for me...no joke! I find myself cringing whenever Bella comes on screen and holding out for the times when ANY other cast member joins her. I tried giving her a chance before I saw Twilight...hell I even got excited when I saw she was in Jumper! But...she let me down and I feel that she let Bella down too. She lost my respect, however, at ComiCon when she kept interrupting Rob...that was just plain rude!

But like I said...my opinion, you don't have to agree to it, like I don't agree with yours, but it is what it is.

*sigh* I heart this man. Gosh I swear he can't talk for 30 seconds without cracking me up.. lol
*laughs hysterically*

WOW 3rd not bad =D

he is sucha dork LOL

love u.

' yea i am pregnant '

and only Rob could come up with that armpit sh*t

LOL

Wow. I'm sorry but hearing that RPattz is pregnant is hilarious. What the hell will these people come up with next?

Seriously, one of the most infectious laughs and SMILES I've ever seen. Must be great to be his friend.

LMAO
So cute.
Love that laugh.

*in paradise*

LMAO! It's in his armpit, he is hiding it from everyone! Classic Rob.

Rob is just a darling. I am so proud, to finally be British thanks to Rob.

Number 1234567890 why i love Rob. He is funny. LOL

Yes I would be proud to be British right now too.
Anything but a god damn Australian after this!! LOL
Ah the shame and embarrassment.

Yes First and on a Rob post

Someone pinch me I m in Rob heaven lol

First on a Rob is pregant post LOL

Brilliant :)

What?

Oh I didnt get a chance to read the post hehehehehe

WHAT? Rob pregnant?

I M THE FATHER

Oh wait I mean the mother

I m confused now

A Rob post is a Rob post LOL

it's all good :)

No complaints here :)

LMFAO!!!

hahahaha. awesome! congrats on 1st! ^_^

Thanks :)

sure thing! so in line with this post, instead of confetti, i'd throw pills instead. u know.. THE pill. *wink*

*throws a bottle around TNKA*

woohoo! ^_^

Oh no no pills

That man I would give a football team amount of kids lol

*gasp*

oh ok.. i'll stop throwing these then.

*starts picking up the pills that were thrown*

hehehehe ^_^

We are all confused but if it comes out looking like him then damn two Robs. Oh yes Clone him please.

*pinches Kicks A* did ya feel that? lol

I said to pinch me not to give me a purple nurple lol

LMAO.... oh my gosh I have not heard that in at least 10 years HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that just made my day lol
congrats on First on a Rob post btw =D

Thanks Doll :p

Congrats on first! :)

Thanks

CONGRATS! and I love your name!! come NM!

Well.....the baby would be a cutie :)

And he'd rock the single parents coffee morning LMAO

Sign me up for that :)

*pretends husband doesn't exist* lol

I'm more interested in rocking the single parent.


he he he

Well......i'd make sure parent coffee mornings became...leave the baby with a sitter and be N@ked mornings LOL

Oh...N@ked Tuesdays are GREAT!

But unfortunately...that's what's put Roblet in this current predicament.

LOL, that's pretty funny that he Google's himself

He is a masochist....i bet he's a commentator on this site......probably a wolf LMAO

LOL! 'probably a wolf' LOL

Or an Emmett fan LMAO

But you can bet he'll make comments like Edwards a pasty sparkly moron LOL

Ha ha ha! I know it took me forever to reply to your comment *freaking finals, ruining my perfect month* but got to tell you your comments always make me smile! ; )

maybe a GF?

god i hope not.. *bites nails*

^_^

LOL What username do you reckon he'd use?...... hmmm....

*goes to think for a bit*

Um....

To be honest i'm i little suspicious of 911....

All that Kristen stuff!!!! Maybe she is Rob LOL

LOL Yes...... I do believe you could be onto something there, nicnixs..... 911 has had many heated 'discussions', furiously defending Kristen, LMAO!

oooH!!! Interesting!!!

LMAO!

I have though it for a while *wink* LMAO

LOL!!!!!!!!

Rob's so cutely adorkable...

i call to be the mommy of his baby first! woohoo! ^_^

Lol!!! I love robs sense of humor!! And tht laugh always brings a smile to my face!! :)

this is so funny i like his face when he is so ironic!

LOL! So if he goes on google images, he must have seen himself in the red y-fronts.. Ha!

And the dress LOL

LOL!! He probably likes that one..

I love it when he's happy!!!!

Yes! He's back!

His smile lights my life!

Hiding it in his armpits. Hahahaha.

Oh, Rob.

Twilight Stars At Jimmy Kimmel Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3K0MTS-DBM

the screaming, oh the screaming...

Get off the fence, get off the fence.
laughed at that part
lol

LOL!
Oh Rob, you do make me smile.

i loveeee listen to him he is always soooo honest ithink so :D

LMFAO
"Yes i am pregnant"
Rob!!!! Hahahaha he is hilarious!!!! <3333333

hahaha..HE's with CHILD...
and its hididng under his armpits...loool
hilarious ROB..u slay me!!!...

now thats how you answer RObsten RUMORS with HUMOR!!!

His laugh is soo infectious!...♥ it! :D

Thank you MTV for another video I can't see booooooo

I cant watch it! It says that it cant be viewed outside the US for copyright reasons. =s
Is there anyone else with the same prob?
Im so annoyed, sounds as if the video is hilarious~is there any other place I can watch it?

Woohoo so many interviews today!

Oh wow, just when I think Robert couldn't get any funnier, I read this interview snippet, and I'm laughing my head off.

Oh Robert...you and your armpit pregnancies, ROTFL...But honestly I can't believe that a magazine printed that, lol

*sigh* I just love, LOVE reading this man's interviews. He is such a breath of fresh air.

Oh yay! Found it on Youtube!
He is hilarious!
A man...Perfect, brilliant voice, hair, eyes, accent and with a great sense of humour!
Could he get any better?

Aww LOL... there's my funny Rob again...loooove it!.. I was 8D in during the vid. lol

Want more interviews pleaseeee

hahaha...rob is so cutely hilarious..i love it.."it's in my armpit because i'm HIDING it from everybody!"..hahaha..so classicly rob...

Haha.. that is probably the best one yet.. lol.. He's freaking hilarious, just in those 36 seconds..

Now we know the solution to the one picture-quizz... Remember? The one from the "Remember Me"-set, where he was sitting on the beach, checking on his elbow ;)

Its so great to have Rob back! He's so dorky and silly in interveiws.

CAN NOT WAIT TILL ROB"S ON THE ELLEN SHOW!!!!! love them both!!!
id love to see what ellens gunna ask him :DD

I am so embarrassed to be an Australian right now... Sorry Rob!!

lmao, that is THE most ridiculous rumor in the history of ridiculous rumors. Rob's such a doosh, and that's why I love him <3

I spit my iced tea out when he said he was hiding it in his arm-pit!! WTF?!?!?! God, I love you Robward!

The baby will be from me.:D

Hahaha the guy has amazing humor! Absolutely loved this interview :)

THAT LAUGH OF HIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL I HAVE EVER SEEN ON A MAN! GOD!
Have you guys noticed he is wearing the same outfit from the fabulous photo shoot after this interview? who cares he could hear a clown outfit and I would still do him... hahaha...

The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there's a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!

LOLL

So how impregnated Rob?