WARNING: Please do not watch if you are uptight.

Even though that most partake in some pretty descriptive conversations on this site. Somehow, me not having a warning before my post, was a big "OH NO" to some.

Pot + Kettle = Hypocrite.

And some wonder why I've been MIA lately? Seriously.

LOL

*holding tummy*
This was....
LMFAO

*shakes head with laughter*
So wrong and yet F'ing hilarious... straw hat Jacksper!!!

It was pretty forkin funny!

Glad you enjoyed :D

Haha...
Forkin...
hahaha....

I personally loved the "thong" part and how it showed the tatt!!

*chuckles*

I have that SAME tattoo!

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

LMAO!

I feel silly for asking, but what does Pot + Kettle = Hypocrite mean? I don't get it! L-O-L

*facepalm*
LOL

I think its like a saying, ya know?!?! Not too sure haha!!

Hello Mods :)

*still giggling*
*wiggles eyebrows*
Hello to you too =P

LOL
*wiggles eyebrows back*
How YOU doin' ?

*spanks Spanks*
Wow that was weird... haha!!!

Dork...

LMAO! Freakin' hilarious! Jasper, Jake, really! OMG, i'm going to watch it again.

"Please do not watch if you are uptight." LMAO.

Bravo, LMC. Thanks for that.

Actually, I find Jimmy Fallon more annoying with his spoof--he goes after Rob, not Edward and the Twilight world. However, I take that with a grain of salt and just don't watch anymore, not really funny after the first one.

All a matter of taste and your sense of humor, I suppose.

Yeah, the first couple were funny, but they are kind of getting old. But I still crack up at him always throwing Bella out of the tree. :)

OMG!!!! hahahaha that was forkin' hilarious!!!! thanks for posting that, you rock!!!

Oh, no! Thanks for posting it. I was a little hesitant to clink at first because you always have to wonder about spoofs--people have all kinds of ideas about what's funny--but really, this is not offensive at all, in my opinion.

True, some might not like it, but it is a matter of taste. I enjoyed it, myself.

Wow, Bella has big bOObs here and so has Jacob LOL

LOL.. I totally noticed that it looked like a baywatch commercial when bella was walking with the jake and paul

hahahahahahahaha good one!

LMFAO
I loveeee how they made Jacob all fat here! Hahaha that was hilarious! xP

This Jacob gained some pounds in the wrong places... ;)

well he DID gain thirty pounds for the movie... and you know the camera adds ten pounds...


HAHA i ♥ this spoof.

I know. That's why I wrote it that way...
Check out the myspace behind-the-scenes video from the volturi! http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vi...

LMFAO yeahhhh!!!

Lmao.

That wolf pack was smokin hot !
And the Volturi fight ....wow!... way better than the real thing !

ROTLMFAO

Lol.

Poor Jacob.. he always gets the worst in spoofs! Haha

Yeah, but seeing as I am Team Edward, I have very little sympathy for him...
*watches video again*
*rotflmao @ those horrific jorts*
lol

LOL!
What?! The jorts were the best part!

I love "Jacob's" gaze.

um jasper's wig looked better than the one the real jazz wears! LOL

Wow that bella has a big personality and by that i mean boobs! lol

LMAOO!! Chunky wolf pack and Jasper's wig!!!! roflmao It looked like straw coming out of his head.

Is Bella & Jake wearing the same pair of shorts? That would help to explain Jakes muffin top.

*shivers*

So not sexy.

That's some hawt Bella

and Jake OMG brb dying lol

oops.

hahaha fat Wolf pack, that fight scene is sooo funny.hahaha LOL

Hilarious!

Very well done. Really catchy phase" I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride!"

...and it caught the spirit of the actual story, I think...except Jacob, of course--he was really a farce of his character. Bella was portrayed as quick the kick *** hero!

I will be singing that tune for the rest of the day, I don't mind saying. haha

hahaha, very funny!!!! LOL!!!

2nd wahooo!!!! LOL at this spoof.

I was trying to post so fast I spelled it wrong.

Spoof?

Hey you!

Hope that headache went away...

Double posting... great

For the most part. A new one is brewing. I'm about to jump on a conference call with my regional hearing about how we're all going to get fired or laid off in January again.

*looks at Rob in VF outtakes*

Um, what were we talking about?

LOL. I am getting one too. C gave me crap this morning I did not deserve... OH well, life goes on.

I never get in the top five. I'm hella happy about this opportunity. Now I must go and watch the rest of the video.

Congrats!

You reply so often on here - I am glad to see you so high up!

Next time you'll be first!

LOL,... Thanks. Have u been first b4? I actually need to get the hale off this site I have a Debate to type an opening statement for for class tomorrow. Priorities priorities...

Good lick with that!

You are good at debate though so I am betting you win...

Yes, I am often in the top 10. My work computer is fast.

I should get back to work. LOL

*snort* good "lick" with that... aw, you always know how to make me laugh... :D
morning, LWNV! ;)

Rob looks cold in your avy!! What happened to Cederic?? I wuved him (sniffle)

I love spelling things wrong and seeing as how I only jump on long enough to reply... You are lucky I talk text in here (which would drive me crazy!!!)

I am glad I got someone to laugh today!

aww, I WANTED a good lick! ;)

Rob said his Hufflepuff robes were chafing him... and I really LOVE that pic... Rob looks cold but all snuggly, and I picture me snuggling him... :D

Haha oops. 6th! yay
LMFBO at Jacob. CLASSY

PUNCHY!!!

Happy Monday! So much news today!

really? I've only seen this one.
Scared to visit the site in case of spoilers :-S

There was a good interview and an enter to win thing... A couple of others over on EM.Org... I didn't see any spoilers...

oooh okay. I saw the enter to win thing..
did you put your name in?
I am weary of entering it..
I wonder how the new chapter of nm will go?

I did not enter. Also I do not think I will reply on the chapter thing today, AS I have not re-read that chapter yet and I am trying to find a SM interview to give someone...

All those candies gone yet?

haha nope. Only the mike ikes are gone.
I am trying my darndest to not eat the chocolates before the premier.
But all the Bellas are gone (will be) and same with Jakes.
I have 6 candies set aside for my two friends, and they get the last bellas and jakes :(
Just Edwards left. lol!
And I haven't had much of the sweet tarts yet. Whipping those out on the Kellan day (to bribe the people around us and let us do "errands") haha

Thanks so much for all of that!

Anytime!

lol. I will send something back.. just have to find something... there's not much *twilight* stuff in Canada...

PUNCHY!!!
I haven't seen you around much...
are you excited? Kellan & Ashley coming to WEM?! woohoo.... :D

haha hi snowy.
I haven't been on much.. homework and all.

excited? that is a little of an understatement,
you?

My friend and I are lining up at 8 am :) we're bringing twilight candies and chilling in line all day. lmbo!
you?

woohoohoo... we'll have to get together... is it bad to hope that they DON'T publicize this, so no one else knows? cougar & I were discussing it over the weekend... we could take Kellan & Ashley to Galaxyland, and the Waterpark - jut picture it, Kellan in a speedo... *eyes glaze over*... LMAO

haha its on the west edmonton mall website, and I am sure they will put it out there *sigh*
just don't say the location on here in case there are other our city-ers.. *glares at crowd*
I had a day dream that I met them in the mall and kellan and I went male undies shopping, and I was his personal "outfit agreer" so I had to see him in every choice.. *giggle* *sigh*
haha it would be cool to meet up!
My friend and I will be at the front of the line. lmfao

*snort* "personal outfit agreer" I'd be saying NO to every one, cuz he should go comamando!!! :D

ah so you know where my mind was :-) lol! Yummy kellan! I will be in shock when i see him. S-h-o-c-k. I love that guy.

me too, and he's so frinedly and outgoing with the fans... I'm half-tempted to get him some gummy worms... LOL

lol. Gummy bears and jaw breakers. Lmbo. We should make them both signs that say "newmoonmovie.org loves you!" lol

*snort* I was thinking the same thing! :D

*whispers* I will go into cardiac arrest.
My man crush (omfg the things I would do to meet him one on one!)
and the only woman crush I have EVER had.
Yikes

*squee!* my biggest fear is that when I come face to face with him, Lutz of love's avi will super-impose itself over his body and I will explode. Literally. Right in front of my 11yo, you and cougar... LMAO

haha.. well lutz of love's avi isn't kellan.
so no worries there!
if you think of that then you won't be thinking of Kellan :) *giggle*

no the real lutz is much better looking!

exactly. The real lutz is mucho mucho finer. Lol! Only 12 days until i meet him and take pictures to show you!

Punchy you are sooooo lucky! i hope he comes to the convention here in March. Have fun and take a pic for me....pleeeeeeease! LOL

trust i will be taking LOTS.

yeah, I'll try to remember that... *smirk* ;)

you could always cover your daughters ears and ask kellan to take his clothes off to show us his . . . .entire. . . Build. :-)

Uh... Punchy? Don't you mean show YOU his entire build? Us sounds like to many people when YOU are talking about Kellan.

well if she is asking then she has to be there. But i will jump on him to shield his glory from everyone else. Then take him to fantasy land hotel. Lol.

Muaahha! You do that.

*giggles* i will. :-)

**looks at mental image repeatedly* uummmm.... what were you saing??

my only worry is just how LOUD the annoying screaming fan girls are going to be.. .you just KNOW it's gonna be obnoxious... especially since the acoustics right there are absolutely horrible... my 11yo wears hearing aids... I'll probably tell her to turn them off.. then they're instant earplugs... LOL

oh yeah. The girls will be annoying. But if any of them scream near me i will tell them off. And tell them what it makes them look like. No lie.

I wonder, do you think Hot Topic could ship us up the Wolf pack packing tape in time? great subsitute for duct tape to silence annoying fan girls... ;)

lol. They would ship it for an arm and a leg.

how 'bout we offer them the screaming fan girls arms & legs? ;)

screaming fan girls limbs have no monetary value.

SURE they do... they can be used in place of sandbags when preparing for flooding! ;)

snowy. The queen of multiple postings :-) lol. He one of the girls or boys in line behind me screams i will tell kellan and ashley. "man crush, woman crush. . Those brats were screaming at you and ruined the line up experience for everyone around them. They are not fans. They are stalkers."

LOL - me?!? it seems like every time someone replies to me today, I get like 7-8 email notifications of the same reply! :D

Oooh, maybe its just sending me multiple e-mails. now that I am online and see, it looks like only one post.
My mistake. lol

LOL - don't feel bad, I was wondering why I was getting 5 and 6 duplicate notifications from different people... I think disqust had too much halloween candy... :D

I am super excited for the 14th. only 12 days and a few hours!

yup. yuppers. yup, yup, yup. *looks around innocently* what? I'm not excited. Nope. Not me! :D

forgive me if i have already asked. . . . But what are you getting my man and ashley to sign?

*snort* your man... possessive much? ;)
I'm thinking of picking up the New Moon calendar & having them each sign their pictures? I'd get them to sign a book, but mine are starting to look ragged & I can't afford to replace them before they come.
I'll prolly get the same for my daughter to have them sign... that'll make her year... :D
How about you?

possesive? Nope. Knowledgable about the truth. My man!
i like your idea about the calendar. I bought the talk long one last month. I may bring that. Kellan is TO DIE FOR in that pic. Ashley looks good too. Maybe that. I have a silver marker too from vancouver. Thanks for that idea! We should all give them slips that say newmoonmovie.org. . . Lol! I cannot wait.

punchy!

have u seen me love?!?

hi popper popper. How are you on this tuesday morning?

ummm... bring on the val... entines... lol..

valentines? For what?

i was gonna say val..uim... but val.. entines seemed less irresponsible.. lol..

weekend not so great, but its cool, i do have good news, i have a love now...

awww I am proud of you :)
where did you find this love?

I'm pretty smitten about it... she found me ... I was looking for the wrong kind of love...

awww, well congrats :)

.. yeppers.. me love is TSO... she's great..

lol. aww well good for you and TSO.TSO is a hoot!

Yep.. and now, she's MY hoot!...lol...

A CONFIDANT girl, I like it! ;)
ooooh... somewhwere I have a gold or a silver marker... FANTASTIC idea... :D

LOL - slips, or t-shirts? Ashley's would have to be XS, Kellan's would have to be XXL... LMAO

*looks at watch* OK, ummm... it's ALMOST the 3rd... 11 days & 20 minutes... woohoo!! ;D

but i wonder if they would sign with our pens. They may have ones they like to sign with. I know taylor prefers to sign with a certain colour.don't remember if it was black or blue. Oh gosh. 12 dayS! This week will either fly or drag. Lol and the shirts? Imagine how offended they would be if we got the sizes too large. . . . Wowzers!

LOL - with Ashley, that is a very real possibility... ;)

the worse that could happen would be that they wouldn't use our pen, right? :D

yup. Oh well. I am going to bring my calendar. And silveR pen. So i can frame the images like a true dork :-) lol

*snort - holds up "Team Dork" sign* I wuz thinking the same thing.... ROFL

lol. Even non twi fans would appreciate a signed image. Definitely. yay team dork!

Where are you?! New Kellan post!

I have been ill :(

I have been ill :(

Awe! Are you ok?!

somewhat. I slept for 1.5 hours. still not feeling top notch. but ..... better than before. lol THanks for caring :)

Why did you only sleep for 1.5 hours? Take something get some rest.

because I has homework :) lolI slept 9 hours last night, got up, went to class, SPED home, slept for 1.5 hours and now doing oh so grateful homework.By the way, I found out about your new lover ;) lol

It's no secret... Popper an I... we have this thing going on. No one can explain it. It's just perfect.
Are you ok with this?

lmbo. good for you two!

snowy! Can you believe UNDER TEN DAYS! WE SEE KELLAN AND ASHLEY IN 9 DAYS! Oh wow.

*does the Jackson happy dance*

uhuh, oh yeah, uhuh, oh yeah... :D

see. If we go fan girl now we will be cool calm and collected when we see them. :-) can you believe its less than ten? What time are you getting to the mall?

*SQUEEEEEE!!!!!* you read my mind... ;)

I dunno what time I'll be there... I know you said 8:30, but dayum, that is early cuz it's the ONLY day I ever get to sleep in... what have you heard about other people going? They start everything at 3pm, right?

Yeah. I talked to a few girls who have met people (in the US no doubt) but they all suggest going early. My friend and I may go at 9... but we don't want to be later then that, I don't think...

Haha. Its the only day I get to sleep in as well. but.. KELLAN! I'll be daydreaming the whole time ;) Lmbo

aw, girl, ur in the UK.. no wonder...

No I'm not.
I'm in Canada.

Oh yea... i member, i was talking to some1 else!.. i swear!

this is true... may do 9am as well...

well, I'm tweeting cougar when I get there, if you want I could e-mail you/tweet you let you know about the line!

oooh... that would be super-awesome... I was talking to someone at my 7yo's Brownies meeting tonight, who was telling me people would be lining up at 6am... seriously NOT happening, sorry! d'you have my email? lori_and_rebecca@hotmail.com... you could text me (yeah, epic fail with tweeting...) - email me & I'll let you know.

Okay, I e-mailed you :)

I can not wait to get home and see this!!

me either... *looks at watch* in 10 hours... *sigh*

LMFAO!!!!! I'm loving the tatoo and thong..where do I get those?

I dunno but i want them... but i dont know if my husband would approve... lol

LMAO
ok, that was awesome!
"Bella" is pretty fierce

ROTF!!!!! That's all I'm sayin'

Yes...my favorite part....something about a being in a "Volturi Sausage-fest" LOL

LMAO...that was hilarious!!....
if only bella was that tough!...and not the whimp that she is!!..

that was not soo nice the way they made jacob!!..that hurt my feelings!!

Now I really can't wait to get home and see this!

it is totally funny....
asif Bella will even get the guts to wear something like that or even kick victoria's butt!!..

but making jacob some fat guy with a wig and cut of tiny jean shorts, that was horrible..that was ewww!!

I know! That was the one thing I hated about the vid. Why does Jake always have to be the butt of jokes in these spoofs?

Because in real life he's super sweet, and the only thing they can make fun of is turning the 30 lb gain into a gain of fat. :/

i second what spectra said..... its the only thing they can use against him.... as if he is the only male species to ever gain 30lb of muscles, the kid looks Good get over it plp!!,

ROFLMFAO!!!! *Bravo!!*

That Was Crap

id quite like one of those tatoos :)

The one across her (very) lower back?

Now THAT would be a constant reminder to Jacob!

LMAO. That was hilarious, I'm not gonna lie!

Creative too!

I have no comments... LOL

LMAO @ on a vampire I ride
I can't believe they mad jake a fat guy. Muahahahaha

TSO!!!!

That funny hu?

Wish I could watch videos at work...

sigh

Yeah! Muahahah. The wolf pack...Hahahaha. It's too much

Could Kristen actually dress like this in the future films? Cuz I would not complain. LOL

Ditto!

If she did our husbands will instantly become twilight fans!!!

I wish. My blind husband thinks she's ugly. Everytime he says that a little piece of me dies inside.

My husband says she's hot... I luv it that he finds her hot..
He can't tell me anything when I say Rob is a heart throb...

Oh and he's in luv with Ashley.. he says that his baby. LOL
poor hubby i got him into this saga too...

I'd love it if my hubby thought she was beautiful. :(

My husband has very particular taste...I don't think he thinks anyone is hot unless they are plastered in makeup, I don't think he really likes the natural beauty look. He thinks Kristen Stewart is ugly along with alot of other girls that I think are gorgeous in their own way.

What the hell is wrong with our husbands?!?!

I don't know...mine wants nothing to do with the series...he's not entertained at all by it all and thought Twilight the movie was retarded...he ruins all my fun...LOL. He saw some clips of New Moon...and just mae fun of it...he goes" how convenient that all the werewolfs walk around without their clothes on" and rolled his eyes when I explained the reason why.

Well, my hubby is a little open to the saga. He asks questions to genuinely try to understand. He says he's actually semi interested in New Moon. Hopefully by Eclipse the saga will own him. I know I will lose him again in BD but oh well. It will be good while it lasts.

Nov 2009 NEW VF Rob video http://bit.ly/1vWU2G <<<< Check it out!

I'm glad it's not just me that thinks Jacob is a bit Muffin topped. That 30lbs has gone to his head... or his boobs... LOL

Joke wolf girls, joke.

I can totally see the wolf girls growling at this video..

It's okay wolf girls we wont mention this to anyone. Its okay that Jake stopped working out and his 30 lbs went to his boob and belly.....

*hides from wolf girls*

He obviously put a lot more then 30lbs on. LOL.

I love spoof videos! Theres on of Edward dressed up as Santa freakin' hilarious!

Really I have too see it now.... It's on youtube???

Yeh, i got you the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUba0WtH-SY

There so funny, i've decided to do a Twilight and New Moon spoof for my Media coursework at school

I don't think Edward or Bella are put in a very good light either. It's all good.

Well that dude compared to the real Edward Cullen... of course is gunna look bad.

But and knowing you, i really wouldn't mind seeing Kstew all cowgirl...

Well, she doesn't quite have the rack that girl has, but I would pay to see her in the white tank, blue jean shorts rocking the guitar get up. Yee hi!!!

*mental picture*
*kaThud*

hahaahah ... exactly.

You feed my Kristen obsession like no one else. You are a genius!

Well, I don't know about the genius part. More so my hormones are on overdrive. Between this and the VF photos, geez, I can't take anymore. :P

I'm with you. It's not enough that the photos are posted... everyone's avi has gone to a new level of hotness. I can't take it. it's everywhere I look. I have no clothes left. They've all been ruined by jizzplosions.

Crud, I can't see this till I get home!

*stomps foot*

Don't stress! The video will still be here when you get back home. I don't think Scumit will remove it due to privacy laws or what ever they say when the make someone remove a video.

(I wish they kept the Kiss Me/Edward MOANING clip sniff sniff)

It is a bit funny though.

LMAO!!!

Jacob is the best! Soooo sexy...

Lol

OMG i saw the first new moon poster in my city today! It was on a bus, i squealed with delight! It was of the wolf pack... i was so excited to see a MASSIVE taylor lautner staring at me!

Lucky ; )

i no! my mouth was watering! he was looking fine... everyone on my bus looked at me like im crazy! haaa but only people on here would understand ;)

Ponytails and Flying Dreadlocks!
I'm sorry but Laurent With Dreadlocks is one of those things that'll stay with me to the grave. And it wasn't even Edi's own dreadlocks...
My God, how I'd have loved to be there when they decided on dreads.

OMFG what have they done to JACOB???!!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!
*picks self up off the floor*
*Watches video again*
AAAAAHHHHHH, JASPER'S WIG!!!!!!!!!!
*ROTFLMAOWTFDMC*

PS. Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @ss Off With Tears Falling Down My Cheeks :D

lmfao poor guy that plays fat jacob! really i do feel bad but that was hilarious. i want this to be my theme song =)

That was EPIC! So funny! Loved the "Ms. Taken" gift. And how Bella takes a big swig of her drink after she slays Victoria. Looks like these guys had a great time making this - not taking themselves too seriously (heee, heee, plus sized Jake!)

What happened to re-reading chapter seven?

LMAO!!! Absolutely hilarious! I want to see them at a Twi Con! :)

Hilarious! What was with Jacob and the lotion-y handshake, tho? LOL!

So...This is what will happen to Taylor when he quits working out but continues to eat...?




>:p

freakin hilarious! i get a kick out of these spoofs! did time slow down bc i, beginning to think nov 20th will never get here.thank goodness for this website i would be insane by now if not for this place

That was soooo bad! :)

This was hilarious.

But why is it when Faux Robward got his first close-up, I was deeply disappointed? Why are there literally no guys who exist on this planet who remotely resemble Rob? It's depressing. :(

Even faux Taylor looked like Taylor. :(

j/k

That was hilarious!

It looked like something died on Jasper's head.

OMG.That was really entertaining.Jasper and poor Jackob was the funniest..lol