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Hilarious New Moon Spoof: Bella Channels Buffy and Sings Rock Ballad

by LMCullen on November 2, 2009 · Comments

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WARNING: Semi-saucy material in video below. Be warned!


Awesome and funny New Moon spoof entitled Unwanted: Dead or Alive. The video was made by MyUnwanted.com. They describe their video as -

This video is our TWILIGHT: NEW MOON fantasy: what if Bella was part Buffy and shredded an epic rock ballad?

Forkin’ awesome! I love how it goes to the tune of Wanted:Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi!

[Source: TwiFans.com]

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  • WARNING: Please do not watch if you are uptight.

    Even though that most partake in some pretty descriptive conversations on this site. Somehow, me not having a warning before my post, was a big "OH NO" to some.

    Pot + Kettle = Hypocrite.

    And some wonder why I've been MIA lately? Seriously.

    LOL
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *holding tummy*
    This was....
    LMFAO

    *shakes head with laughter*
    So wrong and yet F'ing hilarious... straw hat Jacksper!!!
  • It was pretty forkin funny!

    Glad you enjoyed :D
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    Haha...
    Forkin...
    hahaha....

    I personally loved the "thong" part and how it showed the tatt!!

    *chuckles*
  • RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)
    I have that SAME tattoo!

    sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    LMAO!

    I feel silly for asking, but what does Pot + Kettle = Hypocrite mean? I don't get it! L-O-L
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *facepalm*
    LOL

    I think its like a saying, ya know?!?! Not too sure haha!!
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Hello Mods :)
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *still giggling*
    *wiggles eyebrows*
    Hello to you too =P
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    LOL
    *wiggles eyebrows back*
    How YOU doin' ?
  • TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI
    *spanks Spanks*
    Wow that was weird... haha!!!

    Dork...
  • What Obsession?
    LMAO! Freakin' hilarious! Jasper, Jake, really! OMG, i'm going to watch it again.
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    "Please do not watch if you are uptight." LMAO.

    Bravo, LMC. Thanks for that.
  • breesmom
    Actually, I find Jimmy Fallon more annoying with his spoof--he goes after Rob, not Edward and the Twilight world. However, I take that with a grain of salt and just don't watch anymore, not really funny after the first one.

    All a matter of taste and your sense of humor, I suppose.
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    Yeah, the first couple were funny, but they are kind of getting old. But I still crack up at him always throwing Bella out of the tree. :)
  • Marce(Dead and Loving it )
    OMG!!!! hahahaha that was forkin' hilarious!!!! thanks for posting that, you rock!!!
  • breesmom
    Oh, no! Thanks for posting it. I was a little hesitant to clink at first because you always have to wonder about spoofs--people have all kinds of ideas about what's funny--but really, this is not offensive at all, in my opinion.

    True, some might not like it, but it is a matter of taste. I enjoyed it, myself.
  • Wow, Bella has big bOObs here and so has Jacob LOL
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    LOL.. I totally noticed that it looked like a baywatch commercial when bella was walking with the jake and paul
  • hahahahahahahaha good one!
  • megilegin
    LMFAO
    I loveeee how they made Jacob all fat here! Hahaha that was hilarious! xP
  • XeniaCullen
    This Jacob gained some pounds in the wrong places... ;)
  • snortsngiggles
    well he DID gain thirty pounds for the movie... and you know the camera adds ten pounds...


    HAHA i ♥ this spoof.
  • XeniaCullen
    I know. That's why I wrote it that way...
    Check out the myspace behind-the-scenes video from the volturi! http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vi...
  • megilegin
    LMFAO yeahhhh!!!
  • CC; MiamiCoven'sJane
    Lmao.

    That wolf pack was smokin hot !
    And the Volturi fight ....wow!... way better than the real thing !
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    ROTLMFAO
  • CC; MiamiCoven'sJane
    Lol.

    Poor Jacob.. he always gets the worst in spoofs! Haha
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Yeah, but seeing as I am Team Edward, I have very little sympathy for him...
    *watches video again*
    *rotflmao @ those horrific jorts*
    lol
  • CC; MiamiCoven'sJane
    LOL!
    What?! The jorts were the best part!

    I love "Jacob's" gaze.
  • lutz_of_love
    um jasper's wig looked better than the one the real jazz wears! LOL

    Wow that bella has a big personality and by that i mean boobs! lol
  • R.P.Crackward~MarblePoleDancer
    LMAOO!! Chunky wolf pack and Jasper's wig!!!! roflmao It looked like straw coming out of his head.
  • H2B ~ Twilight-Moon-ster
    Is Bella & Jake wearing the same pair of shorts? That would help to explain Jakes muffin top.

    *shivers*

    So not sexy.
  • xxTeamYouCanGoToHellxx
    That's some hawt Bella

    and Jake OMG brb dying lol
  • BreasCallEmbryCall
    oops.

    hahaha fat Wolf pack, that fight scene is sooo funny.hahaha LOL
  • breesmom
    Hilarious!

    Very well done. Really catchy phase" I'm a cowgirl, on a vampire I ride!"

    ...and it caught the spirit of the actual story, I think...except Jacob, of course--he was really a farce of his character. Bella was portrayed as quick the kick *** hero!
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    I will be singing that tune for the rest of the day, I don't mind saying. haha
  • *BLOOD&KIBBLES*
    hahaha, very funny!!!! LOL!!!
  • RobPattz_Wifey
    2nd wahooo!!!! LOL at this spoof.

    I was trying to post so fast I spelled it wrong.
  • H2B ~ Twilight-Moon-ster
    Spoof?
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Hey you!

    Hope that headache went away...
  • H2B ~ Twilight-Moon-ster
    Double posting... great
  • H2B ~ Twilight-Moon-ster
    For the most part. A new one is brewing. I'm about to jump on a conference call with my regional hearing about how we're all going to get fired or laid off in January again.

    *looks at Rob in VF outtakes*

    Um, what were we talking about?
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    LOL. I am getting one too. C gave me crap this morning I did not deserve... OH well, life goes on.
  • RobPattz_Wifey
    I never get in the top five. I'm hella happy about this opportunity. Now I must go and watch the rest of the video.
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Congrats!

    You reply so often on here - I am glad to see you so high up!

    Next time you'll be first!
  • RobPattz_Wifey
    LOL,... Thanks. Have u been first b4? I actually need to get the hale off this site I have a Debate to type an opening statement for for class tomorrow. Priorities priorities...
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Good lick with that!

    You are good at debate though so I am betting you win...

    Yes, I am often in the top 10. My work computer is fast.

    I should get back to work. LOL
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    *snort* good "lick" with that... aw, you always know how to make me laugh... :D
    morning, LWNV! ;)
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Rob looks cold in your avy!! What happened to Cederic?? I wuved him (sniffle)

    I love spelling things wrong and seeing as how I only jump on long enough to reply... You are lucky I talk text in here (which would drive me crazy!!!)

    I am glad I got someone to laugh today!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    aww, I WANTED a good lick! ;)

    Rob said his Hufflepuff robes were chafing him... and I really LOVE that pic... Rob looks cold but all snuggly, and I picture me snuggling him... :D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Haha oops. 6th! yay
    LMFBO at Jacob. CLASSY
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    PUNCHY!!!

    Happy Monday! So much news today!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    really? I've only seen this one.
    Scared to visit the site in case of spoilers :-S
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    There was a good interview and an enter to win thing... A couple of others over on EM.Org... I didn't see any spoilers...
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    oooh okay. I saw the enter to win thing..
    did you put your name in?
    I am weary of entering it..
    I wonder how the new chapter of nm will go?
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    I did not enter. Also I do not think I will reply on the chapter thing today, AS I have not re-read that chapter yet and I am trying to find a SM interview to give someone...

    All those candies gone yet?
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    haha nope. Only the mike ikes are gone.
    I am trying my darndest to not eat the chocolates before the premier.
    But all the Bellas are gone (will be) and same with Jakes.
    I have 6 candies set aside for my two friends, and they get the last bellas and jakes :(
    Just Edwards left. lol!
    And I haven't had much of the sweet tarts yet. Whipping those out on the Kellan day (to bribe the people around us and let us do "errands") haha

    Thanks so much for all of that!
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Anytime!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    lol. I will send something back.. just have to find something... there's not much *twilight* stuff in Canada...
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    PUNCHY!!!
    I haven't seen you around much...
    are you excited? Kellan & Ashley coming to WEM?! woohoo.... :D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    haha hi snowy.
    I haven't been on much.. homework and all.

    excited? that is a little of an understatement,
    you?

    My friend and I are lining up at 8 am :) we're bringing twilight candies and chilling in line all day. lmbo!
    you?
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    woohoohoo... we'll have to get together... is it bad to hope that they DON'T publicize this, so no one else knows? cougar & I were discussing it over the weekend... we could take Kellan & Ashley to Galaxyland, and the Waterpark - jut picture it, Kellan in a speedo... *eyes glaze over*... LMAO
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    haha its on the west edmonton mall website, and I am sure they will put it out there *sigh*
    just don't say the location on here in case there are other our city-ers.. *glares at crowd*
    I had a day dream that I met them in the mall and kellan and I went male undies shopping, and I was his personal "outfit agreer" so I had to see him in every choice.. *giggle* *sigh*
    haha it would be cool to meet up!
    My friend and I will be at the front of the line. lmfao
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    *snort* "personal outfit agreer" I'd be saying NO to every one, cuz he should go comamando!!! :D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    ah so you know where my mind was :-) lol! Yummy kellan! I will be in shock when i see him. S-h-o-c-k. I love that guy.
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    me too, and he's so frinedly and outgoing with the fans... I'm half-tempted to get him some gummy worms... LOL
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    lol. Gummy bears and jaw breakers. Lmbo. We should make them both signs that say "newmoonmovie.org loves you!" lol
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    *snort* I was thinking the same thing! :D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    *whispers* I will go into cardiac arrest.
    My man crush (omfg the things I would do to meet him one on one!)
    and the only woman crush I have EVER had.
    Yikes
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    *squee!* my biggest fear is that when I come face to face with him, Lutz of love's avi will super-impose itself over his body and I will explode. Literally. Right in front of my 11yo, you and cougar... LMAO
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    haha.. well lutz of love's avi isn't kellan.
    so no worries there!
    if you think of that then you won't be thinking of Kellan :) *giggle*
  • lutz_of_love
    no the real lutz is much better looking!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    exactly. The real lutz is mucho mucho finer. Lol! Only 12 days until i meet him and take pictures to show you!
  • lutz_of_love
    Punchy you are sooooo lucky! i hope he comes to the convention here in March. Have fun and take a pic for me....pleeeeeeease! LOL
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    trust i will be taking LOTS.
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    yeah, I'll try to remember that... *smirk* ;)
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    you could always cover your daughters ears and ask kellan to take his clothes off to show us his . . . .entire. . . Build. :-)
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    Uh... Punchy? Don't you mean show YOU his entire build? Us sounds like to many people when YOU are talking about Kellan.
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    well if she is asking then she has to be there. But i will jump on him to shield his glory from everyone else. Then take him to fantasy land hotel. Lol.
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    Muaahha! You do that.
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    *giggles* i will. :-)
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    **looks at mental image repeatedly* uummmm.... what were you saing??

    my only worry is just how LOUD the annoying screaming fan girls are going to be.. .you just KNOW it's gonna be obnoxious... especially since the acoustics right there are absolutely horrible... my 11yo wears hearing aids... I'll probably tell her to turn them off.. then they're instant earplugs... LOL
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    oh yeah. The girls will be annoying. But if any of them scream near me i will tell them off. And tell them what it makes them look like. No lie.
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    I wonder, do you think Hot Topic could ship us up the Wolf pack packing tape in time? great subsitute for duct tape to silence annoying fan girls... ;)
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    lol. They would ship it for an arm and a leg.
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    how 'bout we offer them the screaming fan girls arms & legs? ;)
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    screaming fan girls limbs have no monetary value.
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    SURE they do... they can be used in place of sandbags when preparing for flooding! ;)
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    snowy. The queen of multiple postings :-) lol. He one of the girls or boys in line behind me screams i will tell kellan and ashley. "man crush, woman crush. . Those brats were screaming at you and ruined the line up experience for everyone around them. They are not fans. They are stalkers."
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    LOL - me?!? it seems like every time someone replies to me today, I get like 7-8 email notifications of the same reply! :D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Oooh, maybe its just sending me multiple e-mails. now that I am online and see, it looks like only one post.
    My mistake. lol
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    LOL - don't feel bad, I was wondering why I was getting 5 and 6 duplicate notifications from different people... I think disqust had too much halloween candy... :D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    I am super excited for the 14th. only 12 days and a few hours!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    yup. yuppers. yup, yup, yup. *looks around innocently* what? I'm not excited. Nope. Not me! :D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    forgive me if i have already asked. . . . But what are you getting my man and ashley to sign?
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    *snort* your man... possessive much? ;)
    I'm thinking of picking up the New Moon calendar & having them each sign their pictures? I'd get them to sign a book, but mine are starting to look ragged & I can't afford to replace them before they come.
    I'll prolly get the same for my daughter to have them sign... that'll make her year... :D
    How about you?
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    possesive? Nope. Knowledgable about the truth. My man!
    i like your idea about the calendar. I bought the talk long one last month. I may bring that. Kellan is TO DIE FOR in that pic. Ashley looks good too. Maybe that. I have a silver marker too from vancouver. Thanks for that idea! We should all give them slips that say newmoonmovie.org. . . Lol! I cannot wait.
  • The Popper
    punchy!
  • The Popper
    have u seen me love?!?
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    hi popper popper. How are you on this tuesday morning?
  • The Popper
    ummm... bring on the val... entines... lol..
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    valentines? For what?
  • The Popper
    i was gonna say val..uim... but val.. entines seemed less irresponsible.. lol..

    weekend not so great, but its cool, i do have good news, i have a love now...
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    awww I am proud of you :)
    where did you find this love?
  • The Popper
    I'm pretty smitten about it... she found me ... I was looking for the wrong kind of love...
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    awww, well congrats :)
  • The Popper
    .. yeppers.. me love is TSO... she's great..
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    lol. aww well good for you and TSO.TSO is a hoot!
  • The Popper
    Yep.. and now, she's MY hoot!...lol...
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    A CONFIDANT girl, I like it! ;)
    ooooh... somewhwere I have a gold or a silver marker... FANTASTIC idea... :D

    LOL - slips, or t-shirts? Ashley's would have to be XS, Kellan's would have to be XXL... LMAO

    *looks at watch* OK, ummm... it's ALMOST the 3rd... 11 days & 20 minutes... woohoo!! ;D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    but i wonder if they would sign with our pens. They may have ones they like to sign with. I know taylor prefers to sign with a certain colour.don't remember if it was black or blue. Oh gosh. 12 dayS! This week will either fly or drag. Lol and the shirts? Imagine how offended they would be if we got the sizes too large. . . . Wowzers!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    LOL - with Ashley, that is a very real possibility... ;)

    the worse that could happen would be that they wouldn't use our pen, right? :D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    yup. Oh well. I am going to bring my calendar. And silveR pen. So i can frame the images like a true dork :-) lol
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    *snort - holds up "Team Dork" sign* I wuz thinking the same thing.... ROFL
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    lol. Even non twi fans would appreciate a signed image. Definitely. yay team dork!
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    Where are you?! New Kellan post!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    I have been ill :(
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    I have been ill :(
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    Awe! Are you ok?!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    somewhat. I slept for 1.5 hours. still not feeling top notch. but ..... better than before. lol THanks for caring :)
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    Why did you only sleep for 1.5 hours? Take something get some rest.
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    because I has homework :) lolI slept 9 hours last night, got up, went to class, SPED home, slept for 1.5 hours and now doing oh so grateful homework.By the way, I found out about your new lover ;) lol
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    It's no secret... Popper an I... we have this thing going on. No one can explain it. It's just perfect.
    Are you ok with this?
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    lmbo. good for you two!
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    snowy! Can you believe UNDER TEN DAYS! WE SEE KELLAN AND ASHLEY IN 9 DAYS! Oh wow.
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    *does the Jackson happy dance*

    uhuh, oh yeah, uhuh, oh yeah... :D
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    see. If we go fan girl now we will be cool calm and collected when we see them. :-) can you believe its less than ten? What time are you getting to the mall?
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    *SQUEEEEEE!!!!!* you read my mind... ;)

    I dunno what time I'll be there... I know you said 8:30, but dayum, that is early cuz it's the ONLY day I ever get to sleep in... what have you heard about other people going? They start everything at 3pm, right?
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Yeah. I talked to a few girls who have met people (in the US no doubt) but they all suggest going early. My friend and I may go at 9... but we don't want to be later then that, I don't think...

    Haha. Its the only day I get to sleep in as well. but.. KELLAN! I'll be daydreaming the whole time ;) Lmbo
  • The Popper
    aw, girl, ur in the UK.. no wonder...
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    No I'm not.
    I'm in Canada.
  • The Popper
    Oh yea... i member, i was talking to some1 else!.. i swear!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    this is true... may do 9am as well...
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    well, I'm tweeting cougar when I get there, if you want I could e-mail you/tweet you let you know about the line!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    oooh... that would be super-awesome... I was talking to someone at my 7yo's Brownies meeting tonight, who was telling me people would be lining up at 6am... seriously NOT happening, sorry! d'you have my email? lori_and_rebecca@hotmail.com... you could text me (yeah, epic fail with tweeting...) - email me & I'll let you know.
  • HugAVampire_PunchAWerewolf
    Okay, I e-mailed you :)
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    I can not wait to get home and see this!!
  • SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR
    me either... *looks at watch* in 10 hours... *sigh*
  • bookobsessed
    LMFAO!!!!! I'm loving the tatoo and thong..where do I get those?
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    I dunno but i want them... but i dont know if my husband would approve... lol
  • neev
    LMAO
    ok, that was awesome!
    "Bella" is pretty fierce
  • Sparks_TeamPellan
    ROTF!!!!! That's all I'm sayin'
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    Yes...my favorite part....something about a being in a "Volturi Sausage-fest" LOL
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM BAD@SS LEAH)♥ ♥
    LMAO...that was hilarious!!....
    if only bella was that tough!...and not the whimp that she is!!..

    that was not soo nice the way they made jacob!!..that hurt my feelings!!
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    Now I really can't wait to get home and see this!
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM BAD@SS LEAH)♥ ♥
    it is totally funny....
    asif Bella will even get the guts to wear something like that or even kick victoria's butt!!..

    but making jacob some fat guy with a wig and cut of tiny jean shorts, that was horrible..that was ewww!!
  • Vampyre_Wolf_Lover
    I know! That was the one thing I hated about the vid. Why does Jake always have to be the butt of jokes in these spoofs?
  • Spectra
    Because in real life he's super sweet, and the only thing they can make fun of is turning the 30 lb gain into a gain of fat. :/
  • Wolfi ♥(TEAM BAD@SS LEAH)♥ ♥
    i second what spectra said..... its the only thing they can use against him.... as if he is the only male species to ever gain 30lb of muscles, the kid looks Good get over it plp!!,
  • IndiesR
    ROFLMFAO!!!! *Bravo!!*
  • That Was Crap
  • iheartrobertpattinson
    id quite like one of those tatoos :)
  • breesmom
    The one across her (very) lower back?

    Now THAT would be a constant reminder to Jacob!
  • SarahCullen - TeamKeepthePeace
    LMAO. That was hilarious, I'm not gonna lie!

    Creative too!
  • IsabellasLoveRob -TeamNovember
    I have no comments... LOL
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    LMAO @ on a vampire I ride
    I can't believe they mad jake a fat guy. Muahahahaha
  • LWNV (ready to FURSPLODE!)
    TSO!!!!

    That funny hu?

    Wish I could watch videos at work...

    sigh
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    Yeah! Muahahah. The wolf pack...Hahahaha. It's too much
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    Could Kristen actually dress like this in the future films? Cuz I would not complain. LOL
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    Ditto!
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    If she did our husbands will instantly become twilight fans!!!
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    I wish. My blind husband thinks she's ugly. Everytime he says that a little piece of me dies inside.
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    My husband says she's hot... I luv it that he finds her hot..
    He can't tell me anything when I say Rob is a heart throb...

    Oh and he's in luv with Ashley.. he says that his baby. LOL
    poor hubby i got him into this saga too...
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    I'd love it if my hubby thought she was beautiful. :(
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    My husband has very particular taste...I don't think he thinks anyone is hot unless they are plastered in makeup, I don't think he really likes the natural beauty look. He thinks Kristen Stewart is ugly along with alot of other girls that I think are gorgeous in their own way.
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    What the hell is wrong with our husbands?!?!
  • Kassielovesthecullens
    I don't know...mine wants nothing to do with the series...he's not entertained at all by it all and thought Twilight the movie was retarded...he ruins all my fun...LOL. He saw some clips of New Moon...and just mae fun of it...he goes" how convenient that all the werewolfs walk around without their clothes on" and rolled his eyes when I explained the reason why.
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    Well, my hubby is a little open to the saga. He asks questions to genuinely try to understand. He says he's actually semi interested in New Moon. Hopefully by Eclipse the saga will own him. I know I will lose him again in BD but oh well. It will be good while it lasts.
  • Nov 2009 NEW VF Rob video http://bit.ly/1vWU2G <<<< Check it out!
  • TeamKristen(L)RumpyPumpy
    I'm glad it's not just me that thinks Jacob is a bit Muffin topped. That 30lbs has gone to his head... or his boobs... LOL

    Joke wolf girls, joke.
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    I can totally see the wolf girls growling at this video..

    It's okay wolf girls we wont mention this to anyone. Its okay that Jake stopped working out and his 30 lbs went to his boob and belly.....

    *hides from wolf girls*
  • TeamKristen(L)RumpyPumpy
    He obviously put a lot more then 30lbs on. LOL.

    I love spoof videos! Theres on of Edward dressed up as Santa freakin' hilarious!
  • ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny)
    Really I have too see it now.... It's on youtube???
  • TeamKristen(L)RumpyPumpy
    Yeh, i got you the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUba0WtH-SY

    There so funny, i've decided to do a Twilight and New Moon spoof for my Media coursework at school
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    I don't think Edward or Bella are put in a very good light either. It's all good.
  • TeamKristen(L)RumpyPumpy
    Well that dude compared to the real Edward Cullen... of course is gunna look bad.

    But and knowing you, i really wouldn't mind seeing Kstew all cowgirl...
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    Well, she doesn't quite have the rack that girl has, but I would pay to see her in the white tank, blue jean shorts rocking the guitar get up. Yee hi!!!
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    *mental picture*
    *kaThud*
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    hahaahah ... exactly.
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    You feed my Kristen obsession like no one else. You are a genius!
  • CF911 Team Tyler!
    Well, I don't know about the genius part. More so my hormones are on overdrive. Between this and the VF photos, geez, I can't take anymore. :P
  • TSO☠222Days4Eclipse☠
    I'm with you. It's not enough that the photos are posted... everyone's avi has gone to a new level of hotness. I can't take it. it's everywhere I look. I have no clothes left. They've all been ruined by jizzplosions.
  • Kimberlina Dirty Pirate Hooker
    Crud, I can't see this till I get home!

    *stomps foot*
  • H2B ~ Twilight-Moon-ster
    Don't stress! The video will still be here when you get back home. I don't think Scumit will remove it due to privacy laws or what ever they say when the make someone remove a video.

    (I wish they kept the Kiss Me/Edward MOANING clip sniff sniff)

    It is a bit funny though.
  • eva6kora
    LMAO!!!

    Jacob is the best! Soooo sexy...

    Lol
  • IRunWithTheVampires
    OMG i saw the first new moon poster in my city today! It was on a bus, i squealed with delight! It was of the wolf pack... i was so excited to see a MASSIVE taylor lautner staring at me!
  • o1o1jacobparty
    Lucky ; )
  • IRunWithTheVampires
    i no! my mouth was watering! he was looking fine... everyone on my bus looked at me like im crazy! haaa but only people on here would understand ;)
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    Ponytails and Flying Dreadlocks!
    I'm sorry but Laurent With Dreadlocks is one of those things that'll stay with me to the grave. And it wasn't even Edi's own dreadlocks...
    My God, how I'd have loved to be there when they decided on dreads.
  • SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME<
    OMFG what have they done to JACOB???!!!!!
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!
    *picks self up off the floor*
    *Watches video again*
    AAAAAHHHHHH, JASPER'S WIG!!!!!!!!!!
    *ROTFLMAOWTFDMC*

    PS. Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @ss Off With Tears Falling Down My Cheeks :D
  • o1o1jacobparty
    lmfao poor guy that plays fat jacob! really i do feel bad but that was hilarious. i want this to be my theme song =)
  • Wolves_Ask_Alice
    That was EPIC! So funny! Loved the "Ms. Taken" gift. And how Bella takes a big swig of her drink after she slays Victoria. Looks like these guys had a great time making this - not taking themselves too seriously (heee, heee, plus sized Jake!)
  • R.P.Crackward~MarblePoleDancer
    What happened to re-reading chapter seven?
  • LMAO!!! Absolutely hilarious! I want to see them at a Twi Con! :)
  • WannaStayInForks
    Hilarious! What was with Jacob and the lotion-y handshake, tho? LOL!
  • R.P.Crackward~MarblePoleDancer
    So...This is what will happen to Taylor when he quits working out but continues to eat...?




    >:p
  • laj_teambreakmyheadboard
    freakin hilarious! i get a kick out of these spoofs! did time slow down bc i, beginning to think nov 20th will never get here.thank goodness for this website i would be insane by now if not for this place
  • TeamEdward(THE_BIG_DAY!<3)
    That was soooo bad! :)
  • NTJB-TeamNOtoMRforBD!
    This was hilarious.

    But why is it when Faux Robward got his first close-up, I was deeply disappointed? Why are there literally no guys who exist on this planet who remotely resemble Rob? It's depressing. :(

    Even faux Taylor looked like Taylor. :(

    j/k
  • cutesweetiezzz
    That was hilarious!

    It looked like something died on Jasper's head.
  • claracitti
    OMG.That was really entertaining.Jasper and poor Jackob was the funniest..lol
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