you people are retarded

HAHAHHAHAHAH Sure this is HILARIOUS.

LMAO!!

lol that video was hilarious.
"Let's go eat some people! WOO!"
Carlisle's voice was great(: and so was jasper's

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT !!

This is my first comment ever so hi,
it was worth the wait for new moon i think

rottentomatoes obviously has a old man doing the reviews because i think all the twilight fans enjoyed it otherwise the ratings for the opening weekend wouldnt have been so high!
id like to see them try to make a better movie

even guys in my year are going to see it again who arent even
fans of the series!

the ending lol n Jacob lol

OMG- i am laughing so hard, i am crying!

just too funny

will have to watch it again and listen for the bad singing

LMFAO!
Absolutely hilarious!

Soooooooo funny! I've already watched it 50 times and just noticed that at the end it is suppose to be Rob singing and it's , "mumble mumble, vampires, mumble, mumble, twilight..." LOL!!!!

it was funny, i have enjoyed it :)
I hate when they made fun of twilight with stupid acting but this one is ok.

edward was like lame ..haha...

alice is funny ...

carlisle speaks like a god father..lol

OK, for the most part I have no tolerance for any parodies or poking fun at Twilight. But this was freakin hilarious! awesome!

lol,,, that was hilarious "lets go eat sum people!!"
that is actually how it shud of ended. xx

well it was really awesome.

This. was. AWEsome!

bring on breaking dawn

That was FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!! ROLFLMAO!!

ROFLMFAO...Frickin BRILLIANT!!!! Alice and Jasper's lines = SUPER HILARIOUS.....and they even got Emmet down pat...just kinda stands there, hahaha Can't wait for their New Moon ending. l love this site.

LOL hahahhaaha that was hecka funny, carlise voice! the whole thing was sooo funny, and the music at the end!

That was fantastic.

Hilarious Video is RIGHT!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! My stomache hurts! :-)

Lol! Edward shushed Bella for soooo long! And their voices were pretty much close to the real thing. "I'm going to make the pain go away." "Too late!" lol!!!

so fun! and I love your name! EB & J! They're like a sandwich!

lol Thanks! I tried to be a little creative with my name. Jacob is definetely my favorite part of the sandwich with his "bazillion ab muscles"! :)

haha. that video was so funny

JACOB! Lol. "Check out my bazzillion abs." Oh yes.

This is freaking HILARIOUS!!! Let's go eat some people WOOOOO! LMFAO!!!

this is funny...

Their voices were hilarious! Especially Carlisle's.

They all looked really good for a cartoon! lol

this is awesome haha

hahahaha

'bazillion abs'

'LETS GO EAT SOME PEOPLE!!!'

aaah this is hilaaaaaaaarious :)

ROFL!!!!!!

hahahahahahaha

lets go eat some people!!!! hahahahahaha LOL

ROFL ..!!
GOSH!! .. this is amazinggg....!!
loved it ! ~

AHA!!
too funny, great post =)

this was truly funny :D

PPFFHHH!!!!
*LMFAO*
that was HILARIOUS!! "Too late...I'm already a vampire...lets go eat some people!!!!"
Whoever tried to mimic the closing song at the end...were they doing it with no teeth?!
And WTF is Blade doing there at the end?!!
XD

Ya know guys made that one....guys love them some Blade....there is a thread out there about Blade vs. Edward...it's pretty hilarious

Finally , this is the first day of New Moon in France....I won't gonna see it though because there is no available places:( ..I din't know that Twilight madnesswas huge in France..

I am going to see it on Monday at noon when everybody is having lunch ;) or i have to wait until I go back to my country to see it..

Bisous.

lol at the grandma teeth. This was hilarious

OME! That was too funny.."check out my bazillion abs" a million lols!!

That is so funny! Love it!

this made me laugh so hard...

"Let's go eat some people" LOL..

I wish i could dl it!

omg...how funny was that...seriously...I've watched spoofs before, but this is the only one who actually made me laugh...so freaking funny

Me too! This is my favorite one I've ever seen. :-) Couldn't help but LMAO.

LMFAO carlisles voice bahaha!

"not to mention really gross"

lol very funny :D
" too late I'm already vampire "

Oh my God, Carlisle's voice in it is hilarious! X

I LOVED!!!!! The Blade with Edward at the end.

OMG! Jake looks hot! :D

i couldn't stop laughing. that was great!

ROFL! omg that cracked me up.

"Check out my bazillion abs" hehe. Pretty sexy for an animation. ;P

Too funny!

Haha I totally cracked up at that part!

LMFAO!!!

Jacob Black = Top best friend in the world....*sigh*..

ok all i can say is NEW MOON IS FORKIN AWESOME!!! loved loved loved it soooo much better then twilight! im going again tomorrow w a friend that didnt make it last night,andmy kids want to go see it sometime which is fine w me.and CW for breaking dawn and remake of twilight lol

Wow, shis was amazing! Haha, and Jacob was funny... And Alice freaking rocks! This was brilliant, thanks for posting it and thanks to those who made it :D made my day!

hahaha JACOB black is HOTT!!...lool

*lets go eat some plp*.....

Could it be?

I'm starting to see less and less of the grey faces.

cuz they were only here for premiere day? or cuz they're getting avi's and becoming like us?

Maybe CH has carpel tunnel!

.....Edward? LOL I jk!

You read my mind! I am totally convinced she was grey-facing and typing all those "CH for BD" and "Twilight was better than NM" comments!

lol....... if i had the energy I'd be lmao..... but i keep staying up all night on this site.... and i saw nm three times in 48 hours...... oh.... and work

Yeah. She must have paid all those critics too!

LOL .. so what are you suggesting?

I think I went past suggesting last night when I said she had 10 PC's running and was typing like mad! A woman scorned!

That was awesome

QUALITY <3
i Loved It
Lol At Jasper "Er Guys I think We Set the Building On Fire" LMAO

LMFAOOOOO hahahahha that was sooo great!!! i can appreciate someone making fun of something i love if they do it in a great way =)

HAha! Hilarious!

"Let's go eat some people, whoooo!"

Bahahahahahah!!

where is my coment???hmmmmmm
here:(i dont know if i can post the link,but if its not allow i am really sorry)

BUT 80M $

http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/phenomenal-br...

ps sorry for my english:)

It is allowed *hugs* Thank you xxxx

you're welcome:))))

*hugs back*

PS that video is Hilarious.

this is awesome!!
and the movie comes out here and in some other countries on the 27th!!
so even more high numbers will come!!

So that includes the midnight showing numbers. I was confused on that earlier.

And we have an A- overall CinemaScore. Wow. I thought most critics panned this movie.

I've seen it twice so far and thought that it was pretty freaking good and did not deserve the bashing that it got on rottentomatoes.com.

I may have issues with a couple of things, being a Twilight fan, but for goodness sakes.

dude 29%????
well like i said before if you loved the books or at least the first movie you will love the other ones.. if not forget it
but seriously?
and i agree with you there were some things that made me say WTF out loud but it didn't matter!
and somebody wrote about being slow paced...
i felt like it was 30 min the whole freaking movie!
bahahaha

I would have actually preferred for it to be longer so that the last twenty minutes were not as rushed and it transitioned better at the end.

when i watched it for the third time tonight i became very worried that when they leave Italy during the screaming and she wakes up in her bed to the continued screaming that people who didn't read the books might think italy was a dream or something..... hopefully not......... they really needed that return plane ride in there

OK good now i know i'm not the only one that thought the last parts were pretty rushed.. and yeah i agree with you

No, you are not alone.

I didn't mind the way they ENDED the film on the cliffhanger. I actually liked the whole surprise aspect of it.

But I didn't like how everything after Italy was pieced together and rushed through. The Edward/Bella reunion is something epic in the book and lost that epicness when translated to film.

The Edward/Bella reunion is something epic in the book and lost that epicness when translated to film.

couldnt agree more (n)

yay!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy right now!!!

Edit: I need to go see it again, because my friend wouldn't shut up about wanting to kill Bella for not staying with Jacob, and not seeing what was right in front of her....my friend almost threw her phone at the screen...she was even ready to get up and and leave she was so mad...
I was beyond pissed at my friend, I mean Bella annoys me too, but she's perfect for Edward, and Jacob will get his happy ending soon....

Ah, your friend sounds smart! :D Tell her to join us here...the wolf pack will welcome her with open arms ;)

OMG! thats soooo awesome!!!

we're kicking some serious arse!! woohoo!!!

hail us, the twifans!!! im sooo proud to be one! ^_^

me too,and in Bulgaria the date for NM is nov 27
its not over yet

awesome!!! more for NM to gain then! love it!! eekkk!! ^_^

it's OUR proud moment my co-twifans!! their victory is bcoz of US! keep it up!!!

*waves twifan flag*

woohoo! ^_^

I know! I'm so excited that we're breaking records! But part of me is like where is my paycheck from Summit? Cuz I have been marketing their movie like crazy for months! Plus I saw it three times.....

NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! That is soooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!!!!

and I contributed.. twice.. I feel so accomplished!! :-D

Loved the baseball part!!

Ugh...this just reminds me of how bad Twilight was...and how AMAZING NEW MOON is!!! lol :)

No kidding. I went to a double feature. Comparing the two was like day and night.

Ugh...I know! The color difference alone between the two is phenomenal!

Hi CF911, how is your dad doing? Hope he's recovery is going smoothly! I have him in my prayers.

I have yet to see the movie, I'm going Monday morning with my co-workers, again on Wednesday nite and Friday evening with my hubby. I'm really starting to cave in and possibly go Sunday morning, what do you think?

He is doing fine. He made it through surgery, although I don't think the problem has been fixed. So good and bad for now.

And thanks for asking. I really appreciate it.

You are a wolf fan, so I would say go see it NOW. The wolf stuff was really great and the highlight of the film by far. The Volturi probably the second big highlight.

It is a great film. You will love it.

Haha i like the "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your injured" part LOL :)

I also didn't expect how it was like

"I'll make the pain go awa..."
"Too late"

LOL :)

This was kinda funny

really slow computer...

lol jacob and his abs...

OMG!!!!!!!!

Brilliant :) Are you afraid she's gonna play baseball better than you LMAO

hahahaha. i love that one too! and edward shusing bella. awesome!!! hehehe

oh and the last part! "let's go eat some people! whoo!!" and BLADE too! freaking brilliant! hehehee ^_^

wow.... omg! that was funny!

Let's go eats some people!! yeah!!

lmao! that was my favorite part! :D Saw this and died laughing so I sent it in. :)

So glad you sent it in.. the whole thing was just hilarious! I thought about it while I was at work tonight.. and it still made me laugh.. :-D

lmao about thinking about it at work and laughing! :D I love spoofs that are well done! And this one brings up some GOOD points. Like letting Bella change into a vampire right then would have solved a lot of problems :D No love triangle...no trip to Volterra..and issues with the Volturi.....BUT no Renesmee...

very true.. we wouldn't have these amazing other 3 books.. I'm sure we'd have a nice story about after.. but it just wouldn't be the same.. still.. FUNNY!! :-)

exactly :-) that would have been super lame if that really did happen in Twilight and then there was only one book :( *shudders at the thought*

8th?

EDIT: 10th!!!

oh god! i've watched this like hours ago and i was seriously LMAO!!!

one of my fave spoof ot whatever it is called about twilight!!!

my fave part? ---- when edward is carrying old bella on his back and her teeth just flew out her mouth!!! freaking awesome!!!

and jake's abs are too freaky... freaking funny! hahahahaha. i didnt have time to count them but WOW. talk about abs huh? hehehehe ^_^

brilliant!!! ^_^

my fave part? ---- when edward is carrying old bella on his back and her teeth just flew out her mouth!!! freaking awesome!!!


I was hysterical. so funny.

me too! the flying dentures just killed me! sooo freaking awesome!!! love this spoof! sooo awesome!!! ^_^

The flying dentures made me laugh so hard my laptop nearly landed on the floor! Bahahahahahahahahaha!

"Look at my gazillion abs..." Ummmm, yep, we're looking!

me too! it had me at flying dentures, shush, super duper abs and the lines. too freaking funny for me! hehehe. love this one! it's the best for me so far! ^_^

haha. this is funny! lol

slow computer LOL

wow wtf disqus?!?!
ok let me re-write what disqus erased LOL

OMGGGGGG
i watched new moon yesterday and
O.M.G!
i can't even believe it!
it was soo true to the book! loved it!
there were some parts with the CGI that i was with a WTF? face
but is alright...
loved the volturi.. and the wolves!
it was awesome!

ok got it out again xDD

AAAHHH i'm so so happy you saw it ma nerd!!! I'm seeing it again today! WOOP!
xoxoxo

OMG i knowwwwwwwwww!
i'm sooo excited!!
i loved the volturi! they were just how i picture them!
ahhhhhhhhh i'm so happy!
my life is complete!... for now LOL

i totally get you.. i put my hand in my heart and it was beating beating beating!!! ahh i'll never forget how i felt!!

I know eveything was WOW. Great!!!!!

i know i know i know!! ahhhh xDD
what disappointed me is that i didn't cry LOL
i was breathing hard and my heart was racing
in the break up scene.. but what did it was the screams!
omg my eyes got so watery... ahh!! LOL
loved the expression kristen had when the months passed!
it was just how i pictured bella to be!

I sent this in too! *sniff sniff* Oh well... I'm finally going to see New Moon TODAY!

YAY! Have lots of fun!!

LOL I think it would be impossible for me not to have fun today! (=
FYI, I LOVE your team hahaha! (;

Hahaha... go and see the awesomeness that is New Moon!!!
And thx... i love it too. LOL.

DAMN! i should have checked a minute earlier! Ahh well, still first 5, right?

lol
4th (:

3rd

i7yt
LMAO!!..."Check out my bazillion ab muscles" love it!!!

yayy congrats on second my cool nerd!

Lol
uh..nice? :)

i loved the bazillion ab muscles.

HAHA oh edward *head shake*

Good job getting first!!! *victory kazoo for you!*

*gasp* a victory kazoo?! how sweet! ;-)
lol just kinda realized it

Uh...congrats! LOL 8)
*gives Snicker*

...OH!! oh, thanks!! hahah i didnt even realize :P
*chows down on snicker* :)

haha! ENJOY!!