I got the December Vanity Fair issue they dont show as many pictures as I have seen here...
Anyways they are all gorgeous pictures. He will always be beautiful no matter what he does.
Also I am pretty sure Rob knows what those pictures do to all of us and he loves it.... He knows he is beautiful and woman hearts skip just at the sound of his name... LOL
He plays innocent...

be still my beating heart!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dear Rob,

For the sake of your fans' health, please take a bad picture once in a while.

Thank you so much.

Love your fan who almost had a heart attack from these gorgeous picture

This is the BEST photoshoot!!!!!!!!!! It keeps on giving!!!! :-)

Stay out of my meadow, Rob. Ok I'll be fair. I want to play in the grass with you.
And he wears plaid peacoat. Plaid has never looked so better. Finally I have alas seen Robert Pattinson in a plaid coat!! And sitting with plaid throw. Make room for me!
Ready for you to walk my dreams now...

Roblicious you are going to give me sweet dreams again. I have the New Moon throw which I slept under it the first night. I had a dream of Robert Pattinson. These throws really are magic. Now if I can find a replica of the Jacob's Dreamcatcher in New Moon.

He looks so handsome in these outtakes. *shivers* and *winks*
Dreamy ROB

One Word... YUMMY!

I CANNOT.........I repeat........CANNOT BELIEVE I EFFING MISSED THIS POST LAST NIGHT.....WHAT.THE.F**k!

Oh, holy........Jesus.....Christ........I don't even................gah!.............what........what.............have nothing............UNICORNS! I think I just might become religious thanks to Robert sexy-motherf****r Pattinson...........
Sweet Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***passes RMEA new shamanties**

thought you mind need them...for later...next rob post...

oh f**k i'll just give you the box.....jeezuz....

:)

*snatched box of shamanties* Oh Thank you, Thank You, I heart you!! I don't think I could physically stand a new Rob post right now! holy shiz!

I.....just.....i.....cant.....i....he's........just....

moderated by self.....

:)

DUDE! I'm pretty sure you just said it............right there!

why helloooo....oh look my comment was totally R rated couldnt possibly put on here..i did myself a favour.

and check out my avi...ive had that for over a week now..hale yeh..i picked a good one...

and yes edward is my vilf..hehehe

I just read the cutest interview with Rob....
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1627134...

ahhhh...oh Rob, can you possibly be any cuter??? :)

O, ROB, "You're so mouthwatering"............ that first pic.........thud................; D

HA!!!!

I knew there were more!! And guess what I sense this is not the end either!!!

He's so...

Alluring
Beautiful
Cute
Devine
Extraordinary
Fantastic
Gorgeous
Handsome
Incredible
Kinky ;)
Lovely
Mouthwatering
Not from this world :)
OMG!!!
Perfect
Quaint
R-rated LOL
Sexy
Tempting
Unusual
Veeeeerrrryyyyyyyyyy scrumptious
Wonderful
Yummy

LOL!

Drooling over Rob's newest VF pics, i have my ipod on shuffle and 'Welcome To The Pleasuredome' just started playing!!!
Is that fricking fate or what LOL!!!!!!

Um, Robert Pattinson is going to be the death of me. A hot burning, fire, inferno of a death.. that i welcome! God, he is perfection.

oh god.So cute soooo cute.I anna eat HIM righ now!!!!!!!!

*jaw smacks to ground* DAMN!!!!!

*picks Chel's jaw up off the ground.....pushes her mouth shut* There ya go, Honey! *hands her a fresh pair of shamanties* I knew I got these just in time! *catches a glimpse of the pictures* OH GOD....OH GOD......feeling.............faint..............where's CF911?!?! I need some oxygen!

*takes shamanties* Thanks love! oww *rubs jaw* dude those pictures hurt!!
*shakes RMEA* come back to us we can't lose you jsut take some deep breaths and try looking at the pics again
*points at VF POST* look at those blue eyes.....oh ..holy....crap....*thud*

*blinking furiously* whoa! head-rush.......that was a close one! *diverts eyes from pictures* I can't do that again tonight! LMAO!

*takes off boxing gloves* sorry i was missing for a bit was fighting over on ew, *looks around* so did i miss anything while i was away??

Geez, better late than never on my reply I s'pose! Sorry, Woman....I was moving all last weekend and have been putting a house together up until last night....then I had to start class again tonight...GRRR! Sooo whatcha fightin' about....maybe I want in!

I was fighting all the haterz on Ew.com gos theres some venomous people out there but enough about them my dear..... you moved house ooh CONGRATULATIONS have a free rental of our Robifloat as celebration from us!!!

Oooh! *jumps on Robifloat* yay! Thanks! *pagent-girl waving and blowng kisses*

You should check out the rest of our floats (myself and TSO) we went a bit mad and made quite a few hee hee, let me know if you can't find them and i'll send them on to you *winks*

Oh, please do send! I currently cannot tear my eyes off the beautiful man in these pictures....I just might go blind. LOL!

I'll find them again and post them over to you *wink*

Oh, please do, my dear, please do! ;-P

The others:

The Kell-a-Float. This one comes with a mega marble pole 8 ft. high and it shoots out teddy bear confetti and a booming laughter when str0k3d.

Also the Floatsonboner! That one is Jackson and his marble pole releases mood confetti that changes colors depending on how the person stroking feels.

The all new Packfloat features a bus sized wolf pack (all bare and lying face up)
The Packfloat comes complete with fuzzy poles? that howl and explode dragon confetti when you stroke them.

We still haven't come up with a final concept for Dr.C or Charlie but they'll be available soon *winks*

In our lovely fantasy world here they're all available to buy now except the Robifloat that's strictly Rental. Myself and TSO realised that if we made multiple robifloats then our original wouldn't be special anymore so we made a few rentals but are keeping our original to ourselves but we have been known to loan it out to friends *winks*

OH.MY.GOD That's really all I can say about that!! LMAO! *grabs wallet* uhhh....h-how much did you say for the Robifloat rental??

Well we always need ladies to help test the new batches produced...... are you up for it???

OK my dear i trawled through all the posts and found the original sales pitches for the floats i hope your prepared *grins*
First Up the ROB-i-FLOAT!!

New item on the market...
Brought to you courtesy of Chell and TSO

*in announcers voice*

Do you sometimes feel down?
Feel like you need a little pick me up??
If you've answered YES to any of these questions then look no further!

The fabulous ROBIFLOAT is here!

What is a ROBIFLOAT you say?
A ROBIFLOAT is a bus sized Rob lying bare on a carpet facing up.
ROBIFLOAT comes complete with built in Crown, abdominal mole and a special feature

a 6 ft. Marble Pole that explodes unicorn confetti when you dance on it!!! Yes you heard that right AN Exploding Marble Pole.

You too can have a ROBIFLOAT for the low, low, rental price of €49.99

To Rent yours call Us now 555-853189

Don't miss out on this special offer. ROBIFLOAT rentals are booking fast.

And ladies... "if the floats a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

I read in some interview that just a couple of years ago Rob was unemployable and his own mom Claire forwarded him an e-mail from some Twi-fan telling how revolting he was and how they hated that he had been cast as Edward.
So I gotta say - SEE THESE PHOTOS AND DIE, Rob haters! Poor guy totally deserves all this fame and worldwide love and (hopefully) money he's getting, God bless you Rob, be happy and have someone to take care of you, we'll always love you just as much!

wow.it's not like this man is only HOT and SEXY,he actually have a personality.no pun intended.couldn't enter a taylor post cuz i don't know..they are pushing him way to hard with those muscles.he is cute but abs doesn't work for me.

and thank you God for making Rob Pattinson. or i should thank his parents. lol

How do you not find that sexy?

I swear it's like going to an art museum and seeing a masterpiece!

To me, he's perfection!! *sigh*

I know, right?? My cousin actually told me she thinks he looks like an alien...........a what???? WTF? I'm like......are you and I looking at the same person here?

This picc is my avi atm,
but this is the full pic!

*DROOLS.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Robert-Pattinson/...

I just wanna go ahead and help him get the rest of his shirt unbuttoned............good.....GOD!

phew! -- this picture is totally EDWARD!

LMAO-- luv "TeamCornOnCob" --- HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*clicks like*
Your name is rather absurd, as i know we all are Vampires already.
I meant, that's why we're not in heaven yet, (;
jokess. I Actually Love your name!



CornOnCob,- lots of different meanings to people, eh?
;)

uh....soooooo many different meanings!!!! luv it!

i'm gonna call you ' GirlWhoRunsWithVamps' ;)

I'm pretty sure that ou own interpretations are in the
same wave-length! ;)

Can't run with vampires, "they are too fast!" ha! (channeling Bella) :)

I'm absolutely positive that we are totally, 100% on the SAME wavelength!

ahhhhh....Edward ...

You guys are my online Family. :)
You heard me. Family.

*sings sweetly for a bit*
*stops singing*

Now, back off sisters!
HE'S MINE. :P

These pictures did it.
Being under 18 and all. GRRR.
misunderstood teen.

I went to bliology class today,
my best friend sitting next to me.
She told me she had a dream that Robert climb in my bedroom,
and was on my bedroom floor.
I imagined him like that, with all these pictures.

Guess what happened next?
My bra strap snaps.
an audible sound.
then breaks.
GRRR.
my teacher had to lend me some string.

:'(

Damn you Robert.

What a day...lol

And the teacher was a man.
Old enogh to have grey sideburns. :O

The man is absloute utterly perfect.
Not in precisely perfect,
but his own imperfections make his actual perfection,.

Damn him.

I guess i could call everyone in this site a masochist
and screw all the lamb stuff! :)

Little imperfections make perfection ...
CAN T FIND ANY !

i LOVE his pinky finger Ring!!

its soo sexy!..*sigh*

His pinky finger ring!!!

His pinky finger ring!!!

WTF, Wolfi??

LOL

LOL.. cant you see it... its really cute!!

dont you like it..

i know out of everything thats what i noticed first!! hehehe

i think he should wear it often... am guessing it was only for this shoot..

I'm kidding ... I saw the pinky ring .. and it is rather cute.

You left that one wide open ... I couldn't resist. :)

Rob looks amazing in these photos! I agree with most of the rest of you- it should be against the LAW...!!! DANG. It's just to torture us!

Jord~
www.jordandeen.com

Like I said Bruce...hand over the camera, and no one gets hurt...

speechless...

he does this on purpose..

just wakes up one morning and says..am gonna torture the fans!!

am gona purposely look good enough to lick so they can spontaniously combust!!

Right-O, my Dear, Right-O! It's even more killer when he's like "sexy? what? I have no idea what you mean?" grrr.....in his sexy british innocent-sounding accent!

I wonder what it's like for him to wake up every morning ... give Stewy a peck .... maybe more than a peck (sorry had to add that in there, hehe) ... and think to himself how millions of women want to lick him from head to toe?

Cuz by now, let's be honest, he has to know his effect on us. Mofo!!

LOL

I want you to know, CF, that recently, I've been using the phrase 'MOFO' quite often........hmmmmm, I wonder where I got that from! LOL! I'm having fun with it.........everyone's a mofo to me anymore!

yah MOFO!!..

am sure him and Mullet sit on the laptop reading our comments and laugh at the riot Rob causes with his sexyness!!

yes i know your probs reading this flippy, well congratulation your in my every dream and beautiful nightmares!!
i went shopping today and your face is on every single bus, bus stop and store window!!.. YOUR EVERYWHERE!!...

Really? Well, at least he is finally getting some love in London. 'Bout time.

"You big freaking movie star." LOL

Hey, I HOPE that they read MY comments. Cuz if the relash goes south, I am available for either one. I am not picky. *wink*

LOL

BTW, My husband was on his facebook page this morning and all of his friends, girls, were sending him messages about how much they are Team Jacob now.

This being after they have been picking on him for months of being a Twilight fan.

Freaking band wagoners. LOL

lol So they haven't read the books, that explains a lot

i know finally!!... we have a Rob patz day here.. am not sure if its gonna be tradition tho!... its on Edwards birthday.. all the small theaters across England show robs movies all day!..

haha they wanna join the Inn crowd now.. they want to be part of the clique!!...
is your hubby Team Jake..does he Run With the Pack!!??... if yes then you have a cool hubby!!

Yesterday before I went to bed, I randomly thought about VF & went there to see if round 4 was up.........nada

but today I wake up & behold.....round 4.... I think I'm channeling Alice...hehe :)

Do you see Breaking Dawn movie news being released, Alice??? Do you see BD movie with Edward&Bella in bedroom scenes???

please say, YES! :)

YES!!!!!....lol......I've come to this conclusion. When u don't think about it, it happens

GO ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!

Look at those hands and the smile in the last picture!
OMG! He's just more than hot!
What's the word for a man that is hotter than hot??
I guess he's just...... ROB!

Random Thoughts of an Obssessed TwiHard

Yesterday I woke up to my radio alarm clock announcing:

"There is a deer running loose on Edward street in Toronto." (no joke)

Then I travel to another school (I teach) and see their mascot sign:

"Home of the Mountain Lions"

I come home, wearing my new sweater dress and smelling of my fave perfume and my hubby announces that I look and smell:

"Good enough to eat."

Is my Twilight obsession stalking ME now?!

OMG! that's the best! the best of all 'effed up, crazy, I'm losing my mind' kinda days! Did you hear the 'Twilight-Zone' music in your head too??? LMAO!

No, but I am now! LOL!

What an odd day. What are the chances of a deer running loose in one of Canada's largest cities on EDWARD street... really!

To top it all off, there was a bible reading on the announcements this morning that talked about lambs getting eaten by wolves and lions protecting the lambs from the wolves...

I think I'm really losing it over here! COuld this stuff actually be happening

Oh Good Grief!! That's completely outta control! LMAO!

Well, I'd died after seeing these new pics (*fans herself*), and then I started laughing with your comments, but now I feel somewhat paranoid, seeing Twilight hints here and there...

Heaven!

There's a pub close to where I live called the lamb&lion.
that gets me hahaa

LOL
*shrugs*
Twilight owns us...

ROB IS SO HOTT IN THESE !

I think I need a tatoo... something to the effect of:

"If lost in daydream or stuttering/babbling Edward please return to NMM.org"

Haha... make sure to get a second for me
*winks*

I kid you not ... on Thursday about an hour before I was getting off of work, they gave out a careless and reckless driver over the police radio ....

No joke: "A black Volvo was seen running off the road and took out a mailbox ...blah, blah, blah."

Yeah didn't hear anything else after that. Bahahahahaha. I am going insane.

Dispatch: "uhhh, yeah, witnesses say there was a strange irridescent sparkling coming off of the driver as he flew past him at speeds in excess of 150 mph............extreme caution advised"
LMAO!

Was the surname on the mailbox Black?

That is AWESOME! Too funny!!!

LMAO... i have those days often!!

actually almost everyday!.. its like its torturing us... stalking and seeing how far we can go with the obsession before we crack...i personally think i have already cracked!!

Here is when I enter the group called "Demi Moore understanding" God...I like this man, this young man his appeals are within him and not only because of transformation or nothing like that...I repeat myself again as Edward he disarms me like few characters have done, but when it comes to other characters played by him there´s always a subtle tender vulnerability that is like a charm...his lucky charm actually.

No words, just

Ah Rob...

BEAUTIFUL MAN! inside & out

Thank goodness we're the same age :)

Lucky you.
:') happy tears for you.
! OME, i just realized i never heard Robert/Edward say 'You're wounding my ego,Bella!'
:o

OME!!!! *eyes pop open* :O.... U R so right!
that's one of my fav lines & I wanted to hear his velvety voice say it!!!!
Raises fist at MR.....I'm so heated right now I need Edward to cool me down...lol

Bright side, I am fortunate to be his age
oh, the joy :)))))

OME! stop making me so jealous! i have to put up with Sir 'Grey Sideburns' ! Once, the New Moon DvD comes out, we can record Robert saying 'Marry me' to our phones! :) HAPPINESS ONCE AGAIN.

Rugged Handsome Beautiful Perfection.

And he has a great personality too.

And a sense of humor.

And is a talented musician and actor.

Damn Him.

He's not human. it's impossible for a human man to have all these traits at once.

What is the bouffant, chopped liver?

*swoon*
Hi4 woman.. you said it...

Damn him AND Bless the mofo...
*thud*
He either knows what he does to me or he's clueless...
What do I think: HE FORKIN KNOWS & HE LOVES IT!!!

*sigh* I so needed to look at these again this morning....

and yeah, what you said. ;)

Hey, Snowy. I know, doesn't he make you sick. That there is that perfect creature out there that we cannot touch with a ten foot pole.

:(

*sniff* we can see him, we can hear him, we can admire him, we can lust after him... but that is all... :( I know I'll never be able to touch him, that's for sure... *sigh*

and the fact he likes to take photos like these and rub it in our faces!

It's pure torture, i want to hold him and lick his jaw and feel his gorgeous body and wrestle with him nekkid. Why must Kristen be so god damn lucky?

Well, Kristen is pretty ****ing awesome herself. They deserve each other.

I know, "Awwwwwww ...."

They simultaneously make me gush and make me want to puke from their happiness. :)

*clicks like*

Why did God create this man?? to torture us?

*sigh*.......

The man is perfection! Bless him!

to torture us !
since we can't have him for ourselves :(
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I have been a very bad bad girl since becoming a Twilight fan.

So, it is only natural that I be tortured. But if this my penance, I am driving the bus straight to hale. LOL

Dude..........save me a seat on that bus.....mmmmkay?!?!

and i´m a forty-one fallen for a twenty-three, how do you see that? I´m completely torn..

PS: Read the R.S. Taylor interview--poor kid! They were really setting him up.

Oh why, why he must be sooo perfect it almost hurts?

I just love this man. Can people just stop comparing Rob and Taylor? They are two completely different people. Taylor is adorbs, and of course has a great bod, but he is still just a baby. And of course everyone loves Jacob in the movie--Edward barely gets a chance to redeem himself. Hopefully they make Eclipse more balanced so we get to see Jacob's less pleasant side, and bring back more of "Twilight" Edward, or else we're really in trouble team E girls! BD just won't work unless all of those new "Team Jacob" converts are won back!

How could you leave this man? Howwwww!!! His hotness is making me...not...breath....good.

I hear you!! And not for nothing, i personally believe that most people arent Team Jacob.. they are Team Abs!! :) Which is fine, but i dont really think anyone who read the story and understands the dynamics of the characters and the love story really wants Bella with Jacob, right? Bella and Edward are the ENDGAME!!! Kristen and Rob have such amazing blazing chemistry its not even like Jacob looks like a viable even second choice. Its always Edward and Bella. And am hoping that when Edward and Taylor have the same amount of screen time the balance will return. While i am at it, i hope that the "darkness" and fights they keep talking about dont overshadow the love story of Edward and Bella. I am sure that Kristen would never let that happen anyway.. she just "gets it" she knows and loves Bella as much as we do! I hope Eclipse shows the manipulative side of Jacob and showcases Edward's repentance for leaving and his undying love and devotion to Bella.

Oh, yeah, and these Rob outtakes are going to be the death of me. I may not even make it to see the outcome of Eclipse because he may actually kill me with his hot,I-am- sex stares one day!

Yes! I totally agree with you. Eclipse better bring it! By it I mean Edward!

I...

DO..

MISS..

THE...

BOUFFANT...

*THUD*

i just love your avi.

!!! ;)

i just love your avi.

!!! ;)

thank u... that porn tongue just tied me up.. i cant go anywhere..*chuckle*

I..

JUSTT..

CANT..

GET..

ENOUGH..

*THUD*

Oh my....

Don't wonder but you're not gonna see me commenting here again, because

I JUST DIED

lol

*talks to herself*

No no no, you can't die yet because there wil be a 5th set of VF outtakes released soon!!!! And you don't want to miss them, do you?

No, I definitely don't want to miss those!

Do you see that Rob? Looking at those pics makes me go insane... I even started talking to myself....
lol

I want to be his corn. More then anything in the world. LOL.

I want **** and ****** until he passes out then he can **** and ***** with **** to me. i can't wait.

* - insert your own imagination. LOL

whether you fancy the man or not...

You cannot fail to see his absolute beauty. He is a Genetical Miracle!!!

Once again I feel compelled to thank Mr&Mrs Pattinson for this superb creation ~ Thank you!

:)

ROTFLOL!

That is classic!

YES! Thank you! THANK YOU Mr. & Mrs. Pattinson!

:)

hahahaha

You agree though!!!

How are you Texas Hottie???

Heck yes I AGREE!!!

I DO have EYES ya know! hahahahah

You Brits to a darn fine job of making people!

Keep up the good work!!!

I have a murderous headache and a moutain of laundry...other than that...I'm all good!

You?

LOL I'm not a Brit I'm Italian.... and yes we do it better lmao!!!

I have a killer headache too.... job searching at the mo blech...should be
working really hey ho 25mins and I'm out of here... until tomorrow

...but I'm good :)
xxx

LOL...Ok...I'll edit...

All of you on the OTHER side of the pond!

hahahahhaha

ROTFLMAO

:D

I think the tortured brooding looks are like a tease... he KNOWS that is what we are ALL doing when we see these pics.... we're staring at our computers, making that face, drool dripping down our chins... unicorning.

THIS. MAN. IS. GORGEOUS.


And on the 8th day, God created Rob... and waited for this wonderful Saga to send him down to Earth so that women all over the world could properly appreciate His masterpiece.

HES SO FINE!

I go to bed and miss THIS! I am going to give up sleeping. Rob, honestly, you gotta stop these photos before someone dies for real.

Most everyone is a fan of Taylor and loves him because of his body.
Rob does not need abs he is so beautiful words can not explain.

It's sad to see tht the the second time I went to see the movie some girl sitting next to my friend was like whn he takes his shirt off I am going to puke. She is such a dumbass she can't see beauty whn its right in front of her!!!

First one. Nice.

That first pic, it's like he's inviting you to his bed. He's like, I dare you to come here LOL
Handsome, handsome man. I love that easy sexyiness without trying. I always found that very attractive and he does it well!
I hope they'll release a video of this photoshoot.

Oh hot damn I AM DEAD!!!

I am kind of getting bored with Taylors abs.

If you pay enough attention with a open mind those shirtless wolfs have become such a joke.

I thought Jacobs charactor was more than stuns and six packs.

Thats when Edward goes hunting.... when Bella gets period.

Robert Pattinson is the gift that keeps on giving....

I wish he'd be under my tree for Christmas and then he can keep giving and giving!!

Just think about all the things he can give you.... ehm... just thinking about that makes my breath hitch!!

Whew, is it hot in here?! Think of all the things I could give back...or we could give together!!!!

*runs to get a cold shower*

*starts taking all of her clothes off frantically*

There!! That should get his attention…

Okay-twilight from Edwards point of view is midnight sun right?

but could you IMAGINE! Imagine if she wrote newmoon over again, but from Jacobs point of view?They can call it full moon idk because he's a werewolf haha.

idc what they call it but could you imagine newmoon as a whole new book from Jacobs POV?

Can anyone else feel how hot it's getting in here...!!?? I think that i am going to self combust. These outtakes are getting steamier & steamier. Merry Forking Christmas girls.....*goes to find new Shamanties*!!

*sigh* I love this site!

That's what I call good-looking.

I just have one question (Okay, it's a bit weird but.. I just had to ask it); what happens with Edward when Bella... Uhm.. Has her period? I mean, it's like blood and everything. Can't vampires smell blood?

SM answered this once...she said that blood from her period is dead blood so not appealing to him. I just think it's gross...ICK! If I were a vampire I'd want nothing to do with that either!

That is pretty nasty to think about.. ack! so anyway...how bout them dodgers? lol

LMAO! Yeah, how bout them Dodgers? *gags* I can't go back and re read what I typed...I'm grossing myself out!

Ashley tweeted this...

AshleyMGreene Found out some really exciting news!! Details soon to come

Can we pray for some BD news?!

OH I hope sooooooooo!!!

Hopefully it's news that MR has been blasted into outerspace, never to be heard of again....!! Lets hope that BD is an MR free zone!!

ditto

what is that, a man sweater?

Okay you guys, don't ask me why I'm reading a Taylor Lautner interview...
Someone gave me a link
Whatever, just read my comment:

So I read the Rolling Stones interview... It's 2 pages, by the way...
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/30970585...

And I feel like the interviewer is making little snide hints here and there about Jacob. I can't help but feel sorry for Taylor, having someone diss your character like that in print, respectable, national magazine. He handled himself well, I think... But the LAST question?

What do you think of the whole part about Jacob's "brother" imprinting on a two-year-old and falling in love with her, then keeping her around until she's of proper age? Isn't that a little weird?
Yeah, yeah. Let's not go there.

Could have been a little subtle, eh.

That pisses me off. Poor kid probably isn't ready for BD promos yet. Unfortunately, this talk is going to start talking soon right? I mean, if they include the mention of imprinting in Eclipse?

Now THIS is when all the media training/coaching should go into high gear.
It's hard trying to promote a movie where your character is heavily criticized like that.... and people asking you VERY uncomfortable questions.

And he's just what? 17? That's kinda harsh.

edit: I mean... I'm his age. I can't even answer that question without being all awkward.

just finished my dinner and i think this is my desert, and it is so tasty mmmmmmm

Mmmm....Rob...Finger licken good!!!!!

This post needs this video so much.

Rob doing his "hot" face:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkMvWyBul-E

0:27 = Thigh-quivering goodness!

this is just toooo much!!! the hotness and sexiness of ROB PATTINSON is way toooo distracting !!! effortless gorgeousness from the sexiest man alive !!

hey guys, got to check out this video. here are 2 middleaged guys & respected movie critics endorsing new moon. love what they said about rob and kristen -

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpi...

Yea I saw that too. I was surprised by what they said because it's very clear that this wasn't a movie for them. Kudos to em though, for not letting that cloud their judgement.

and what's amazing is that these 2 guys totally gets the desperate longing of bella and edward in NM. and they hit the mark identifying rob and kris as the epicenter of NM and the saga. love it!

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp309/twilig...

Oh Bouffant. You so sexy. I think I wanna have your baby!

Dude, it's like it has it's own area code. It's ALIVE!!!!! LOL

I know. I love it. This picture almost rivals the cover. In fact, the bouffant needs its own Vanity Fair spread and interview. You know Rob's wit and charm comes from the bouffant!

Can you imagine what it has to say about the hottest and juiciest Hollywood love affair of the 21st Century? Pellan?

Sorry to change the subject, but I am currently watching How To Be. I am LMAO.

Love that film!

Lucky girl, you have today off. I wish I did too.

I seriously can't watch that movie though. It's physically hard to watch Rob when he doesn't have perfectly coifed hair, mascara, and tweezed eyebrows.

Mascara and tweezed eyebrows. Ugh, no.

It's .... ok. There are some really funny moments, but it was kind of like the Haunted Airman ... it kind of fell flat for me. But Rob was hilarioius as per usual.

You have to work, that sucks. I am on a little mini vacation. Woohooo!!!!

*sob* Oh Bouffant how I miss thee & thy days of bronzy glory!

It's alive and kicking in this photo, non? Do you see how voluptuous, thick, and high it is?

And how it's saying. It's literally brooding for Rob here.

I miss the bouffant so much.

But in this pic, it's like a crown on his head, it is very Twilight-like. And Bruce Weber shot it in its best angle, with the best light, and the best hair products.

<Sigh> Shaun was so lucky to have run her hands through the Forbidden Forest.

Rob is hot but without that bouffant... I'd be Team Taylor fer sure.

LOL j/k.

WTF. it's like everyone's going to the other side. and i mean that "OTHER"</>...

OK, chick. You are acting like me when I see Kristen's bare legs.

Calm yourself!!!!!!

*Rubbing your back* It's gonna be ok.

Can you imagine being in the same room with the bouffant? Its color, its texture, even its smell...

<dies>

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOLz. I'm this close to changing my avi.

Can I just say that those top pictures haven't been working! So to my surprise when I reopened nmm.org and those popped up.. my jaw dropped and I was silent for a good 2 minutes.

It never ceases to amaze me what this man can do to so many of us<3

Dear VF:

Are you doing Santa's job this year? :P

THANK YOU!!!!!!

Huh.
I don't think posting a comment on here is worthy enough for these pictures.
These are BEYOND "posting comments".
These are like benedictions from the gods.

I can't just post a comment on here saying that he's sexy. That's almost an insult!

I know.. nothing does these photos justice.

In literal English, it means comments aren't enough to describe these photographs.

hmmmm

this http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/3105...
or this
http://static.newmoonmovie.org/nmm/images/patti...
gah im so torn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idk theres just something about a guy in a sweater

does anyone have the first pic as their avi already? because i want it and im just double checking

Nice choice :) *wipes sweat from brow*

I actually think that first picture of Taylor is pretty good.
Better than those pictures of him showing his... abs.

*THUD*


Oh ... my.. sweater...
Can I squeeze in there with one of you? Please? 0:-)

Wow.

What a welcome back present. Stupid wireless not working all night and to see this is just golden. Thank you NMM bloggers for another night of good dreams.

BTW. BIG LOLz @ http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp309/twilig... Oh Rob, why so serious?

How can you manage to "LOL"... my jaw just dropped.

Hahah, that picture is jusy hilarious to me. He's like brooding out of his pores in that pic lol.

I know right?!:D
Hey you missed Chris Weitz firing back at the haters of his EW interview. It was so exciting, he was commenting while we were watching. I love him!

Back to Rob.. c'mon.. I know you have something to say that'll send me running to the bathroom. *motions with fingers* just give it to me already?

LOL, I got nothin tonight, sorry. I'm pissed about my laptop. It's been acting like a lazy shiftless good-for-nothin couch potato. Grrrrrrrr!

I actually heard about CW from CF earlier but I doubt it's him. The way he spoke in the interview, and in general, the way he speaks, doesn't match how the poster spoke... unless there was confirmation that I missed?

No there wasn't. Either way, there is a possibility that it was him. Some replies really did sound like him, while others, not so much. Maybe he'll tweet via Twilight's official Twitter, if it was him. Whoever it happened to be, though, really put them in their place. It was nice because they actually shut up. :)


I'll take what I can get.

.........speechless..........catching breath.........scrolling through all the pics.........slowly...........studying his face...........hyperventilating..........scrolling back to the top of page..........thinking to myself, boy, why couldn't I have been the photographer?

New Vanity Fair Outakes PLEASE!!! Why is it that everytime there is a Taylor pic post, yall gotta go dig up some pics of Rob. You guys are killing me Everybody loves Rob I get it but why can't Taylor just have a day to himself jeez. & where are the pics & outtakes of Kellan or Jackson or even Peter

I told another wolf girl you guys should start a riot and demand more taylor outtakes! lol I honestly think that's how we got so many rob pics. Back during the first VF shoot, VF said they got tons of emails constantly begging for more outtakes and footage from their shoot, so they released em by popular demand.

Taylor should shoot for VF too!

PS. Rumor has it Rolling Stone will be giving taylor outtakes :)

LOL!! I'm sure they will after we beat their website down LOL!! I know they did & I was one of them, I just thought it was funny how they release a couple new ones on the same day of Taylor's Cover pic does VF have a bef with RS LOL

one word.... HOT

mmmmmm...... ROBERT.........

*drooling too much to say anymore*

well, I just_came...er, home from work

Lol

So ?



LOL :D

best f**king comment ive ever seen on this site. ever. ever.

i would like this a million thousand effing times. lol *continues to laugh*

aww! Thank you!

*bows & curtsies*

I try :)

Lol

LMAO. Priceless.


And I just almost drowned in a puddle of drool.

Imprintee that was classic.

I love you sooooo much!

*giggles*
thanks mi amor!

Love you too! *kisses*

*covers mouth to keep giggles in*
LMAO
I'm telling yo' momma...

ugh! Why!?

I said NOTHING bad! MALA!!!

LMAO

*rolls eyes*
uh huh.. sure, sure.. whatever... the JELLY BEAN is outta the bag!!

haha

ROFL... well THERE you are! *giggles*

um, yeah I'm right here...*waves*...Hi :)

*giggles*

ROFLMAO ... nice.

lmao .. for real!



D*mn Rob could chow down on me any day ;)

oh my!
I work at an Asian restaurant...
I will never look at the words "chow" mien the same again! LMAO

hehehe.. lol my bad!

* giggles *

*innocent voice*

What? i HAD just_gotten home from work!

*giggles*

Exactly

* winks *

Ha!

Amen,... he looks so yummie... sighs...

You just know Kristin looks at these and just says.........

"That's mine.....all mine.......those eyes.....those mouthwatering lips........those hands.........All the women in the world can only look....But I get to touch...and taste...and feel.........and IT IS GOOD...."

MY fav.....The one with the Corona....Let us bless the lord for creating such a creature....Amen!

;-)

Yes. God Bless Kristen and what she gets to do to that man .... and vice versa.

thank the twi-gods...it never ends...*thud*
*gets up...l*cks the butter off his corn*
*thud again*
well what a lovely way to say goodnight...

well hello there Mr.Pattinson ;)

yeah!

"How you doin'???"

LOL!!!

there is nothing better than Rob pictures in the morning...;o)

Except for Taylor's RS pictures this past morning....yep, that was better :D

Dude, the Team Jacob girls at my office were having coronaries. He was looking good.

Different strokes for different folks.

And I meant that no pun intended ... I swear. LOL

You said strokes.

Hee hee...

hmmm well...yes for you maybe....

let's agree that we don't agree...lol

Thinking....

Thinking....more thinking........

Um...No...No there isn't..........

lol...

are you kidding? you need to think that long to figure out that!

*shocked*

are you kidding? you need to think that long to figure out that!

*shocked*

oooh! i check one last time bf heading to sleep...and look what i found....

HAPPY SWEET DREAMS TO ME! (and everyone else who's looking at this post)

my oh my! Robert Pattinson outtakes...
do we need to even say it??!!!

HOT HOT HOT!!!
BROODINGLY SEXY...
S*X ON LEGS!!!
MESMERIZING BEDROOM EYES...

PS: oh Rob? I can hold your corn on the cob ANYTIME...and provide a bib for you
:o)

edit: Oh that 2nd pic of him with THE book? hate to say a RR term, but 'YUMM-O!"
I must have worn Rob out hence his position...

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LOL

*Hands Gaby Mod star*

I think you need to take care of a few of my comments up top. I think they might be a bit too much. I just can't HELP IT! It's ROBERT FLIPPING PATTINSON!!!

it's time like these i'm glad i don't have one of those gold stars! ;)

*tries to think of an edit for the buttering up Rob's corn*

NOPE! Got nothing! I just keep having the visual of his teeth sinking into the corn as the sweet juices explode from being confined within its firm casing. As the juice dribbles down his chin mingled with the melted butter.

THUD

holy damn H2B! *fans self*

Uh, sowy. I'm a bit passionate about food.

*whispers*

And Rob too. Combine the two and there is NO possible way I can control myself.

Tee hee hee

goodness gracious woman!

do you WANT me to unicorn while typing?!?!

Wait till you Beta my ff once I get off my way to busy working, then come home to tweet tired a$$. A lemon right off the bat ba-by! You can thank Jaypat for that! LOL

ROFLMAO... like reading fanfic, darlin'...

*sigh* that one with him "sleeping" with the book on his chest? Looks like the poor boy got all tuckered out... ;)

Um, it wasn't too much was it?

I just can't help myself when it comes to this man. I turn into a construction worker with a potty mouth! LOL

LOL - oh, no, it was perfect... :)

* looks around nervously *

Meee! nah! I wouldn't last for a day, LOL

Lol, Nice!

I love your avi pic... :D That was one of my favorites from the new batch. lol

Thanks, I guess, LOL

Gah!!! He is SO sexy!!! Can you believe that people in my theater had the NERVE to say "Eww!" when Robward took his shirt off in Italy?!!? Grrrr....

I haven't been on NMM.org in ages! **hugs to all** I've been watching NM non-stop, so cut me some slack. hehe ;)

looks like most of the fickle tweens are dazzled only by the skin w/c unfortunately is also kind of shallow . luckily majority of rob's fans look beyond the skin. and there is a hell lot of more in rob :))

I think he is hot. Outward and inward. :)

Pffft ... morons.

I was SO mad!

People saying Rob is 'eww' are STUPID!

Agree!! Or blind...

ROTF!!!!!

Ditto to TSO LMAO.

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

LOL! Thank you..!

grrrrr... i'm sick of all the haters!

ps ; ROB is more than a piece of meat!

CW is a genius.
NM was perfect!
Rob is hotter than the flames of hell.
Haters need to STFU and die!
-The End

OME GIRL WHAT THEATER WERE YOU IN!! Everyone in my theater giggled and woo'ed at him.


I keep raving about it.. but that "monsters" strut in the beginning... *THUDTHUDTHUD*


I'm getting ansy just THINKING about it. Now I have this corn on the cob picture. WHAT DO THEY EXPECT ME TO DO WITH PICTURES LIKE THIS... other than possibly die or get modded!! What else is there to think of with Rob smiling devilishly at a cob of juicy corn!?

LMAO!! I saved that pic to my computer...it's just so subtly sexy! :)

I know:)... *right click "save as"*

Team Leader!!!! *big hug*

217 days!! woohoo!!!!!

*waves TLH flag*

Number 1 member!!!!!!!!!!

**hugs** I can't WAIT for Eclipse! It will be epic! :)

wooo!!

*waves TLH flag*

i can't wait!! *envisions leg hitch scene*...... aaah ;)

I can't belive I told my friend that I was excited for eclipse because of the Leg hitch scene, and she said 'what leg hitch?'
AAAGGGHHHH!!

CJ!! * hugs * me too, so busy with RL lately,

This is first day I commenting since the movie!!

aww!! good to see ya!!

Good to see you too! I have 130 NMM.org emails to catch up with. It's crazy! I have been so busy lately, but now I'll take some time out for NMM.org. :)

They "Ewwed" Robert???????????

W. T. F.????????????????

What kind of ignorant, mindless, uneducated species were these?????

I'd like to hunt them down like the dirty dogs they are and bang their heads into a light post until they are totally senseless.....But....then again...sounds like they already are....Idiots......

Seriously! It was terrible...and then then Ewwed KStew when she was in the rain scene. I thought..."what do you look like drenched in rain, I'm sure it's not pretty". :P

BFF!!!!!

i've missed you so much! since we talked...FRIDAY!

*hugs*

isn't he the best? like, the mother truckin best?!

BFF!!! Missed you too!

I want him IN the truck!!! lol

HALE yes!

i want him anywhere, in any way.

Dam whos a sexy beeatch?

All the twitter gals have already heard my complaints about this, so I won't share once again. Lol. I will simply say....


Nice pictures Rob. The jaw line is sexy, I'll admit it. :]

hmm... I'm curious! haha

*asks innocently*
what complaints?

Lol. Just that everytime Rob is in a magazine we get outtakes for the next twenty years and Taylor keeps getting covers and spreads but no outtakes except once. :[ I was informed I should hold out for Taylor Rolling Stone outtakes, so I decided to stop complaining. :]

I think it's Rob's team... God forbid Taylor have a good press day. They noticed it was about Taylor today & had to do something to keep peoples eyes on Rob so they sent out the few outtakes, it's sad really

Acutally Vanity Fair announced 5 part outtakes with Rob. This is number 4. They are releasing it on their site and people see that. That's why they're posted.
The sad thing is that you have to make it in to conspiracy and invent stories especially when you don't know what VF did all this time.

It's true people can be really mean to Taylor and to Rob also...but to make it seem that someone is trying to make it all about Rob just becase a MAGAZINE is releseing outtakes is a little strange. They announced it the day his cover came out, and Rob's fans are checking VF website really often it's really hard to miss anything that involves him because people are interested and informed. They know what to look for.

No not a conspiracy & Yes they announced it BUT they didn't give any release dates & all i'm saying is that it's funny how they decided to release them on the day Taylor has his R.S Cover released. No it's not Rob &Taylor competing but i do think V.F did it on purpose tho. You don't have to agree with me, just making an observation LOL!!

I really really really hope that's not the case. Although I am extremely upset about Taylor's Rolling Stone interview. Have you read it?

Yes & dude was RUDE!!! I don't think he even understands or cares to understand the books/movie. To be honest he was asking questions I hear all the time from my co wokers who are non fans. I could just see him looking at Tay the same way my co workers do me. Very unfortunate since Tay's gonna sell the hell outta RS for them

aww =[ Yea RS seems like they'll have plenty of outtakes! You wolf girls should start a riot lol. That's how we got spoiled with outtakes, everyone kept emailing VF begging for them back when they did the first VF shoot.

LOL! Definitely should. Or maybe they should put Taylor in VF, because apparently VF photographers take a billion photographs. Lol.

Taylor in VF!? Yes, please. I can only imagine how hot those pictures would be...

*SWOON* Lol.

(this is me being speechless)

I know... he makes me tongue-tied every time...

Oh hot damn doesn’t even cover it!! I am going to print off and laminate all of these!!

Thank you Bruce Weber, that's all I can say...

LOL @ laminated pics of VF Rob. Impervious to moisture!!! Ahem.

Did you see the quote from Bruce Weber? "If I had a kid brother, I would want him to be just like Robert. He's a stand-up gentleman with a firm handshake, and he writes good music too. I hope I bump into him again so we can go to a pub, have a few beers,and take some pictures."

Yeah, me too!!

LOL! You get it... I don't want to besmirch that gorgeous body, face, hair, those hands...

I read Bruce's quote! I think I am going to apply for a job as his right-hand woman. Maybe I can give Rob a right-hand job...eh?? ((-;

I concur.

I just sucked in all the oxygen in my living room with my sudden gasping inhale.

I like 3rd one, he looks so happy!

DITTO!

*closes jaw which dropped to the floor*

off to sleep with my VF mag!
night! :-)

THUD

ditto

We need a clean up on isle 4!

We have a shamantie malfunction.

what'd you say?

LOL

*reaches up to close Aloha's mouth*

OMFGR!!!
Thud

splat

drool

died

Oh GOD! His jaw line on the first picture is just... is just...

T.H.U.D.

Rob suits beige.

i want his corn on the cob.

me freakin too!

Did you notice the hotdog & pie there?? *giggles*

I want to be his corn !

LMAO!

I want to be his corn !

LMAO!

your computer got so excited at the sight of rob you said it twice!

I did!!!

* stare @ MB comments..

@first I thought you wrote The " size "

I completely agree, LOL

well, i'm pretty sure my computer would malfunction at the 'size' of rob also!

*faints*

ROTFLMAO!!!

* Double faints *

Yeah, I bet you do! LOL!
So do I, so do I.

it looks delicious.

and he's looking around like "yea, you want my corn on the cob. who doesn't?"

I'd like to butter up his cob any day!

buttered up corn on the cob FTW!!!

MORE DAMN!!

no bouffant

What's this?
He's wearing Sebastian!!!!

WHOO HOO!!.. I made it in the BIG TIME!!

I am a lobster!.... thats right ladies.. look @ me.. look @ me!

.. lower... no... lower!.. NO!.. even lower... yeahhhhhhhhhh.... thats right...

... *wiggles eyebrows*..... YOW-ZA'S..

LMAO!...

LMAO You must be so proud;)

*under the sea theme song plays*

Sebastian...ohhhhh

yay sebastian you made it out of the sea!!!
i think rob is about to 'butter' u up and ea--nevermind.

LMAO!.. *crosses fingers*

My!.. I hope so!!.. and soon!.. lol..

*singing*

butter up my biscuits.. yea.. make em good &... ummm

LMAO!

lol
great the gutter is getting more & more overcrowded.
& it's all taylor's and rob's fault!!!
*continues to push people out of the way*

dude.. the gutters been called home since before it was the gutter...

what?
i'm gonna let it marinate.
haha i'm sleepy.

i like marinating.. lol.. ok.. i need to stop!.. go to sleep!

good day popper!
i said good day!
<3
*goes to bed*

*tips hat*.. cheerio darling.. cheerio

You avi is my twitter avi. It really is a gorgeous picture of him, isn't it. :]

indeed it is!
i saw the other ones and was like yum..but when i got to this one, my heart stopped!!!
i had to have it!!!

It's my favorite of him too. I decided to keep the old one for on here but changed Twitter. He is just so drawdroppingly nice looking. Even with a shirt on.

You hear that Taylor? I said I love you even WITH A SHIRT ON! I'm not a crazy fangirl that only likes you for your body. LOL! Sorry. Had to get that in. ;]

oh yes!!!
i love him with his shirt on too. I love his eyes...hmm they make me melt...*goofy grin* oh & his perfect teeth...& his adorkable laugh....& his multi-task skills...& oh God--just 'him' in general.
i love me some taylor daniel!!! :D

EXACTLY. Lol. It's easier to just say, "I love everything about him." I also love his hair, btw. ;]

yes he usually always has it perfectly in place.
i want to run my fingers in his hair..just once! that's not asking for too much is it?

Oh no...not asking too much. I would like to as well, if anyone's going to figure out a way for me to do that. :]

5th

Wooo! Keep em coming!
Avi claimed! Don't know if you can see it yet, but it's the one where he fell asleep reading :)

oh that one was my fave.. grats on the claim..

he just looks too cute.. kinda reminds me of the moment in the movie when Bella finds Jacob asleep... except that it's Rob.. :-)

I know I couldn't resist. I had to ditch Kristen for a while and get that avi

OH! I love that one!!!!
It was hard to choose!!

*runs & kisses Jaypat*

The pic w/ him in the mocha blazer topped with the navy two tone coat is just... so...

OMFG IT'S GREAT!!!!

LOL!

I know! I know! I can't get enough of these pics!

I didn't even see that one on the link when it was tweeted. I couldn't get past the first picture you have up. HIS JAW LINE!!!!

OME!!!

THUD

It was! They're all so perfect

3rd AGAIN!!!!!

Oh Rob. What I wouldn't do to be in that bed with you. I don't think there's much I HAVEN'T done to get to you lol.

yaayyy 2nd ^-^ hehe today's my day LOL

hhhmm sorry Rob girls, but i don't like him..

*runs away to hide deeply on the woods*

Hmmm... I'm sorry but If you don't like him, why are you viewing his pics?

When I see a story about someone boring and lame I don't read it or look at the pics because I don't care...

Okay whatever....

Right on :))))

Yo! Number one for me baby! Too bad it wasn't the RS Taylor post. hehehe

I dedicate this to my twitter girls! You know who you are my lovelies :)

I love Rob eating corn and drinking beer...it would be so fun to hang out with him. It looks like it was taken while he was up in Vancouver, not too far from where I live. He should have called me ;)

Good job on first!!!!!!! (= *tosses dragon confetti!*

Congrats!!!

So much love! Thanks!

Ypu' re welcome! next time you can save the spot for me if you ever got first on Rob's post again * winks *

Alrighty...BUT only if you do the same for me on a Taycob post :D

Of course sweetie , girl scout honor, lol

Congrats!

Thanks! Your avi is tasty...

haha yeah i won't ever change it... don't u just wanna eat him? LOL

...that's one of many things I wouldn't mind doing ;)

hey girl watch ur thoughts! remember he's still a minor!
AND that he's mine =)

Oh! Um, I was being very innocent! *crosses fingers behind back* I was thinking I could spot him, help him out while lifting weights...yeah, that's it!

Yay BB!! :] Number one! Congrats. :]

Thanks girl :) I just edited to show my dedication to you guys!

Oh! Lol. I had to read it multiple times to catch the dedication. *facepalm*

That's right everyone. ILA, member of BB's twitter girls. ;]

Hahaha...I thought it was only proper since I was chatting w/ you guys when I saw the tweet for this post.

By the way, are you keeping football Taylor here?

Yep...sure am. I had planned to anyways, but then saw that someone already claimed my Twitter avi. Which is fine. I love football Tay too. ;]

Football Tay is great too! And in this sea of new "faces" it helps to recognize familiar ones.
Eventually whoever has it will let it go...esp. with all these gorgeous pictures available now.

True true...and if I decide to change in the future, you'll be used to it from Twitter. :] btw...love how we're having two different conversations on two different sites. ;]

I know! Hahaha... I'm totally confused about what I linked and read. What I thought I read was Tay as Jake was going to rip Edward's arm off when they fight. Is that not right? Did I read that correctly...seriously I'm laughing so hard because I can't figure it out.

Okay, I read it as Jake ripped Edward's off too. Lol. I have no idea. When I read it I thought he ACTUALLY ripped his arm OFF. Like...here's Edward, here's Jake standing with Edward's arm. But somehow I doubt that happens. I guess he means he ripped his hand off his shoulder. LOL! I'm dying laughing over here too.

Yes, exactly! I'm thinking Jake is carrying Edward's arm around too. Such a weird mental image. OK magazine's editor SUCKS, lol.

Lol. I'm glad you and I got the exact same mental image out of that.