Nurse:
She has shortness of breath, her face is flushed,
heart rate is accelerated and body temp is rising!
She can't form cohesive sentences...just keeps mumbling So Hot...So Freakin Hot...
I don't know what could be wrong with her!

Doctor:
Has she been on NMM.Org this week? Lot's of Rob posts...she might be suffering from Rob Overload!

Nurse:
What can we do for her?

Doctor:
*shakes head sadly* There is no cure. Poor girl.

There is one...

ROB IN YOUR BEDROOM!

I have been on this site more than I've been doing anything else recently. I hit a point where I thought it was overload and then I pushed through and past overload to a point of all consuming every thought immersion. mmmmmmmmm

I bathe in Rob pics!
LOL!

Why couldn't all morning start with a Rob update?

They both look great in their suits.

I've been asking myself a question similar to that one for quite some time... except mine is a little bit more like, "Why cant all mornings start with Rob laying down next to me?"


They look gorgeous. Simply gorgeous!
Suit-Rob is one of my favorite Robs. Lol.

Lmao! My husband wouldn't like that.

Your husband should understand.

Every man should understand that anything, ANYTHING is acceptable when it comes to Robert Pattinson!

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Have I TOLD you how much I love you today!?
You are my HERO, darlin'! :D

I'm glad you like.
*whispers to snowy*
Only you and I know how I got ALL the Rob measurements right.

*snort* and I'll keep that secret "under wraps" oh, LOOK, here's a handy blanket to assist with that... *snatch* oh HALE, here we go again... *KATHUD*

*drops to knees, throws fists in the air*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHYYYYYY?!
WHYYYYYY?!
Come back to me snowy, come back to me!
I can't live with out you!
WHYYYYYY?!

*sniff* OK... I just thought you forgot about me... *sniff*

TSOOOOOOOO!!!!! *runs into TSO's arms, spinning her wildly*

we good now? :D

YES we are.
Just, please stop spinning me I'm getting dizzy.
*giggles and blushes*

*giggles* sorry, my bad... you need an air-sick bag? I'll go check with Virgin blue if they have any... maybe they still have some back issues of their in-flight magazine... *gives innocent smile* ;)

No. No need for the bag. I'll be ok. Glad to have you back from the dead.

well, you know, only YOU and ROB could revive me... ;)

LOVE the new name, by the way... you & me are gonna be kajillion-aires, between shamanties & Rob-i-flu... :D

Yes! yes we are!
*rubs hands together like mad scientist*
Muahahaha
Muahahahaa

next stop: any charity auction where ROB is one of the "items" up for bid... muahahahahah! :D

O! M! E!
If they were to auction off a date with him (just a date)
I'd forking go into prostitution to make enough money to buy that date!

*looks around wildly* be careful! You have NO idea who could be stalking us in here... LMAO

did you see the link Kasii put up?
I tell you... I
*thud*

the harper's bazaar outtakes? yeah, I did... *kathud*

We are useless I tell you. Completely useless.

We are useless I tell you. Completely useless.

*F-ing dies just thinking about the possibilities*

Excuse me, you just KNOW I have to add this in...

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Sounds good.
*runs to edit and add on to special order*

well, yeah, you can't leave ME out!! *pouts in corner*

The unicorn cookies will taste like cheap vodka, I hope?

You know it!

Do you ship overseas?

forgot to say I don't mind the price... :D

Here's the video of Rob in Tokyo

http://robertpattinson-online.com/2009/11/03/vi...

Not fair!!

Restrictions at my job prevent yummy yummy Rob. :(

Thank u. I'll watch it as soon as I get home. Had to take my son to school ad bring my husband his lunch.

Thanks love!

Rob joking around with Chris is one of the cutest things I've ever seen.


I could barely understand what Rob said, but he sounded beautiful and professional. Ahh! I cant wait for his upcoming interviews!

Ditto! *sigh*

That was awesome!! Thanks for posting the link, it was for sure the highlight of my day. Well, that plus the pictures of Rob from Tokyo. I seriously do not understand how people do not find Rob attractive. I just do not get it. HELLO, look at him, people!! When I tell people how much I love Rob, some of them ask me how I can find him attractive. My response "how can you NOT find him attractive?" He has got to be the hottest man on the planet and people think he is gross. I don't get it....

Those people are what I like to call Robtards!
They just can't understand anything Rob related. It's like they go deaf dumb blind and mute when he is brought up. I don't get it either. I'm working on a cure for that.

Robtards, LOL!

Well, I don't mind them. It means less competence ;) !

I don't know. I don't understand THOSE people. I only understand us cuz Rob is undeniably attractive. I also don't understand non-fans. I mean, how is it possible that anyone could not love Twilight? Seriously? Don't get it

I think that they are wearing the same suit with a different shirt, does it look like that too you?

That's what I was thinking.

OME!

Rob in a suit!!!

Rob in an all black suit!!!

Rob with s*x hair!!!

Rob smiling, in a suit (a black suit) with s*x hair!!! And to see him run his fingers through his hair while laughing!!!

He is a gift from God...

You forgot Rob pouting: http://www.twilightimages.org/displayimage.php?...

And Rob giving us the s*x stare while drinking water: http://www.twilightimages.org/displayimage.php?...

AND Rob holding the microphone with his s*x fingers: http://www.twilightimages.org/displayimage.php?...

Look at the way he's holding that damn mic! He's such a tease.
*thudddd*

CC? Stop! Stop it now! You are going to kill us all!

*looks down at feet*

I'm... I'm sorry... I know I got a little out of hand there..
I just couldn't help it! I have no self-control! None whatsoever!

*sobs*

TSO.... I need Rob rehab!

*hugs CC*
*shakes head*
it's ok sweetheart, we all need a little Rob rehab at one point or another.
That's why we created
*pulls out Robdoll*
*says sales pitch again in announcer voice*

Lmao. Noo, dont tease me with that doll! I want the real thing!

It might as well be the real thing. Didn't you hear the commercial?
You'd have to be a rocket scientist to know the difference

OME, CC!
The one with the water....Good Lord in Heaven!
My knees actually buckled on that one...and I'm sitting down for pete's sake!

I....need a moment.

Good Lorn in Heaven is right!

Did you see that bottom lip sticking out?!
Did you see those "I will break you" eyes?!

*gulps*
I've... I've never wanted a man so bad before... is that completely crazy!?

No I feel the same way! In all my years (and I have a few) I've never lusted so much for anyone like I lust for Rob. If it weren't for all of you guys, I'd think there was something wrong with me!

lol... we must not be doing our job right... there IS something wrong w/ you... just YOU... the rest of us are perfectly SANE... *yells*.. PERFECTLY I SAID!!... lol

*looks around room*
So then it is just me?

lol... yes... just you.. *rolls eyes* ..
geeze.. the crazies are always the hardest to convience...

That's cause crazy people don't know they're crazy...are you sure you're not crazy too? How would you know?

i KNOW!... *Hides release forms from crazy house behind back*... trust me!.. I know what i'm talking about... lol...

*giggles*
Thaaat's what I thought!
*skips back to loony bin*

..*yells after f&c* Tell I said hi!!

What...you're not coming?

oh... *giggles*.. well, i do like the jello, y not!?!

*takes Popper's hand and skips off into the sunset*
*whispers* I hear they have lime today!

*giggles*.. ooo, yummy!...

That is why I thank the TwiGods that I have this site and you wonderful people who make me feel sane!

Exactly!
We have found kinship in our mutual insantity!
*hugs CC*

Lmao
*hugs Patzy*
Cheers for insanity!

I finally feel like I belong!

my personal favorite was #29 and #31... love that smirk lol

I love all of him!

WHOA BABY! That water bottle picture is magnificent!

You bet Rob's sweet *ss it is!

The man is an effing porn God!

LOL, I just want to spank Rob's sweet *ss too!

I mean *cough, cough* yeah...

*hands Kimberlina a paddle*
Spank away sweety. Trust me, he likes it ;)

no one has ever looked so sexy drinking water

Nope. No one.
Rob is the first. The man is making records.
He makes every little tiny thing look amazingly sexy!

I'm really not a celebrity crazy girl - I have never before cared about seeing pictures of any specific celebrity. I met Oprah in January and it was just like "oh, that's cool"...... but Rob just has a certain magnetism........ I'm obsessed.

I think my favourite part? is that he is LAUGHING... a SMILE... oh, how I've missed happy Rob! :D

I know! That laugh, that smile...the crinkled eyes...UH! I died and went to heaven!

"if this is hell, I'll take it"... :D

Oh good... you asterisked... LMAO!

LOL, I can't be having double standards now can I? *winks*

Oh for the love of everything that is glittery!!!

Rob...GOOD GRAVY!!! You pull off the Johnny Cash look WELL, my lover!

Just think....were there a way to clone these two men....

*passes out*

I LOVE both of them... they are both sexy.

I don't care if Chris is married, I am still allowed to think he's sexy, right? lol

"Oh for the love of everything that is glittery"

RFLMAO

Love men in black. Love me some Cash.

LMAO @ this video @ the very end... 3:54

is it weird that I instantly though of you???? lmaooooo

I think they made that just for you 911.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXAv9LWJRVU

I don't think that I could adore KStew anymore than I do right now. As much as Rob is absolutely gorgeous and hilarious and great guy, Kristen is just relatable on another level to me. And that is so difficult to find in a celebrity.

Respect her so much. And especially loved the slow mo ending. Unicorn. haha

I knew you would like that. there was someone on here totally hating on her last night. They were like "Oh look she actually washed her hair" But dont worry, I stood up for her. And so did a few others... not that I want to argue with people but I really feel that this is NOT the place for Kstew bashing. You might get sliced lol. Isnt there something like twilightsucks.com for that?!?!?

Ugh. And I am trying my best to be good. I have to ignor the Kristen bashers. They irritate me to no end. I guess it makes them feel better about themselves to make hateful comments towards her.

I guess so... I think it was a twimom too. I was like grow some maturity lady....



that doesnt even make sense.... you cant grow maturity like a plant lmao

*watering maturity plant*.. uh, what?!?.. u can't.. then what the hale is this?!!..

LOL aww thanks for watering my maturity plant :)

TeamDownWithKristenBashers!!

Hit 'em all with the tazer. *starts chanting* Tazer them, tazer them, tazer them!

I'm sorry, I shouldn't encourage you, especially when you said you were trying to be good. But I don't like the haters either. To be honest with you, I was not a KStew fan in the beginning. Something about her irritated me (jealousy, maybe!!). But I would never of said overly mean things about her. Anyways, I have come to love her as much as I love everyone else from Twilight! Now she is one of my faves.

Cash is, was, and will ALWAYS be the bees-knees!

LOL

Huge Johnny Cash fan. He was the effing MAN. Could not agree more.

:)

LMAO
Scar!!
*hi4s Scar*
HALE yea for the love of all that is glittery..
*chuckles*
DORK!!!

*thud*
Gimme that man in black PRONTO!!!
*thud*
Smiles... SMILES!!!!!

OooooOOooOhhhhh...if Rob ever played Cash....

*sigh*

*clears throat*
Dont kill me...
*backs away from Scar a good ways*
But... but... I think RobissomuchbetterlookingandsexierthanCash!!

*blows kisses*
I <3 you!

Oh yea...I agree...but Cash's "bad a" attitude combined with Rob's
lusciousness equals...90 plus minutes of cinematic Utopia!

LOL
Couldn't have said it better love!! Honestly, I dont think there has ever been a man to get my attention (& other things) like RPattz besides a little fling I had with Johnny Depp.. humina humina!

LOL

Good gravy indeed!!

Rob in suits... zomg!

If I am involuntarily moaning and whimpering just looking at photos of Rob, how am I going to be during this movie?

I hope the people surrounding me in the movie theatre are ok with me saying

"Oh my God,"

"Holy s&*^,"

"Uhhhh," and

"F&*% ME"

just randomly and sporadically during the movie.

Otherwise, this could get a little awkward.

I'll be right with you moaning all the same crap! If I don't pass out.

Hopefully there's not an uptight little prissy wench sitting next to me. She will not have a good time I can assure you.

I may even writhe just to irritate her more. My husband would get a good laugh.

Holy forks! Writhe?!?
Yeaozer!! I might have to do that one too. LMAO!
Great idea!

Iv been running this over my head a lot, and i have come to the conclusion that the people will have to suck it up, or get out, because despite my screaming, and crying, and screaming for rob, i refuse to move out of my seat, i will glue, nail, velcro, and tie my self to that seat just to be safe.

i think a lot of us are in the same position atm...

OMR. First.

<dies>

I just want to be Rob's pants in my next life. Is that too much to ask?

I want to be one of the buttons on his button fly jeans. *evil grin*

I'll be the very bottom button on those jeans please.

As if Rob ever touches that bottom button. You know he's always in a hurry to take his pants off LMAO.

Agh! You are so right. I wanna be the elastic band on his shamwear!

Right along the happy trail, NICE!

Oh yeah. And who knows? I might get lucky and Kristen might touch that waistband.

Ooooh, that would be amazing!!

Look at Chris in the top picture. The writing behind him makes it look like he has a yellow sword through his head! LOL

LOL, only you would notice that! ;-)

I know right .... LOL

Congrats!!

I want to be his cigarette... first he sets me on fire than he puts his lips on my body and makes me smoking hot!! I keep burning and my body is consumed by his love...

I like the way you think Dutchie!

Ding Ding Ding! Dutchie for the Win LOL!

Yaaay!! LOL!

Epic Win!!!

LOL new name? i can keep up!!! hahaha LOL how are u?

--

ummm what's that? hahaha HOW ARE U?!?!?!

Sorry, don't mind me LOL. I was confused haha.

HAHAHHA ok, i was like wow she's being super expressive or what hahahaha. how have u been?

Incredible!! It's NOVEMBER! You?

ohh yeah happy november!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. uhmm good but i'll be great after my test tonight hehehe no more study at least for 3 days hahahaha. did u saw the pannel of yesterday?

I can't watch youtube at work. :( Good luck on your test! You'll do great! And why do you have 3 days off?

ohh, well watch it when u gethome then, it was funny! haha kstew was really funny and nice. thanks! hehe i really hope so. noo i don't have 3 days off, i just won't have tests on those 3 days hehe but still have to go to class wich sucks! hehehe

http://twitpic.com/o5l75 & http://twitpic.com/o5m2k

No words!!

NMM needs to post this pronto. Right NOW

http://twitpic.com/o5mfe check it!!! i just died!!

http://twitpic.com/o5n7t correction i just died now!!!!!!

Marce!!! Chick I don't ever see you anymore. How have you been?

You know me. I'm always changing things. :)

i know! we have some catch up to do right? hehehe did u saw the pannel of yesterday? i watched live baby! hehe good thing i know spanish hehehe LOL. i've been pretty much absorbed by work and study ughh hahahahahah but i'm here now, well sort of, i have an hour before hitting the books again hehehe. yes u always changing hehehe i'm like wait her name today is..... hahahaha

check this out!! http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/rober... ohh wait i guess u alredy saw it LOL

http://twitpic.com/o5l75 & http://twitpic.com/o5m2k

http://twitpic.com/o5n7t i died!!!!!!

Why thank you!

DUTCHIE!!
LOL
Nicely put... EPIC WIN!!

*blushes*

Thanx Ceci!!

congrats! :D

http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/Robses...
I would give anything to be that bottle of water (a)

JEALOUS! Why didn't I think of that?

Then again, I'm all up on Rob all day baby!

WOOhoo...your first today! COngratS
i had the best day today!!...i met a twiguy on the train he was reading Newmoon and smiling!..soo many inappropriate thoughts crossed my mind!..but lucky my self control didnt let me down!!..and all the undergrounds are decorated with Newmoon posters!!..best journey ever its how i want to go home from work everyday!!..*sigh*

Wow. So Jealous Wolfi. Twiguy and blown-up posters of Rob and Taylor everywhere? Grrr. Nothin in NYC yet. :/

Congrats NTJB!!! Yay.. And wow Rob just made my day. ! Here I was taking a break at lunch and I come to NMM and Find his Sexy A** staring me in the face!

*Breaks out in happy dance*

Woo!! Thanks much!! Rob is plain gorgeous in black.

And white.

And blue.

And, well, nothing at all.

I like that shade nothing at all....it really brings out the color of the s*x eyes, don't you think?

You got first!!! *Throws Confetti*

Amazing time. It's November, baby. All flowers and cookies from here on out.

*throws unicorn confetti* HAPPY FIRST, DARLIN'!
LOL - you can be Rob's pants if I can be his underwear? :D

Alright, here's the list:

NTJB: Rob's pants
Snowy: Rob's underwear
CF: Rob's button flies

Come on ladies, we gotta clothe the boy! Keep him nice and warm LOL.

woohoo!! I got the undies! :D

Can I be his gloves...please, please, please..? Cos we all know the places his hands go.....!!!!!!!

There's a hammer coming out of Rob's left ear in the second picture down. LOL

HammerHead Rob?

*SNORT* oh, you KNOW where my mind just went... :D

Why no Snowy, I don't. Could you please elaborate?

*wide eyed and innocent face until evil grins spreads across mouth*

yeah, I KNEW you couldn't keep a straight face for long.... you evil, evil girl... *holds welcome sign for OhE* welcome to the club, darlin'! :D

*sings*

"If I had a hammer - I'd hammer in the morning - I'd hammer in the evening - all over this land............................"

LMFAO

what she said.... ;)

HAHAHHA underoos....omg...think he wears smexy boxer briefs...or MAYBE...GASP commando!!! I feel a faint coming on...

yeah, well I keep HOPING he's commando... but then we see the glimpse of his boxer briefs... which *thuds* me every time! :D

can I be the elastic on his boxer briefs? Cause then if I was, I would snap and let those puppies fall down!! OMG, I think my mind can never rebound out of the gutter...major thuds!

ROFLMAO... excellent... you want to be a FAULTY ELASTIC.... oh, Rob, what you have done to us! :D

Rob has fully twisted our minds into dirty little minx's! God, and he thinks he can't get a date! I bet he would have a line across many states of us waiting to be his lady!

maybe his thought is he can't get a date with a person who doesn't just want him for his body? *raises hand frantically* ME! ME!! :D

weird, won't let me reply to your last one! Yea, we don't just want his body! :0 that is just a fantastic dreamy perk!! omg...I can't even think of that or I will loose my train of thought and I am supposed to be doing my college work about now lol....fail

Congrats!!

Thanks!

YAYYYYYYYYYY FIRSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! *pops out sparkling grape juice*

What? I'm already intoxicated by Rob; any more inebriating substances and I'll end up keeling over and missing such awesome posts (and who gets first *on* those posts!) (=

intoxicated by Rob? Oh please. I'm effing high, flying like a kite, off him LOL.

I want to be his hair.... (he will be touching me in that very sexy way) ....:)

Oh no.

No, you did NOT just go there.

<lunges at robaddict> DO NOT TOUCH MY BOUFFANT!! IT'S MINE!!! MY PRECIOUS!!! LOL

LOL!! OMG, NTJB!!!! Please don't hurt me!!! Ok then I will be Rob's hands....is that ok? (I will be touching you bouffant!!)HAHAHA! :D

ROTF!!!!!

Somewhat acceptable. Just be gentle LOL.

I will treat it with the care and respect it deserves!!! I promise!! lol

Ok I'm sure this has been said before... but man Chris Weitz looks like Christopher Reeve..... makes me wonder if he has his superman outfit on under that suit

OMG! I thought that too before! He does look him!

I just love CW and that makes me love him even more. I just can't help it, everytime I look at him that is my first thought...
*pictures CW in spandex with cape*

HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HIMMM!!!OMG I thought I was the only one who was thinking these things. *sigh* if only those men in tights were real. *giggles*

I had no idea how tall he was! He makes Rob look downright average! In height, that is.

I'm pumped to listen to the commentary of those two on the dvd extras =D If Rob does commentary this time since he's only supporting... it is going to be quite interesting
*gets antsy with anticipation*

I sure hope Rob does at least some of the commentary...I mean he's hilarious, they have to let him talk, even when he's not on screen!

We will still see quite a bit of him though with all the apparitions and stuff =D
*crosses fingers for Robentary*

Yeah yeah I never saw the Twilight commentary till last Sunday... and I had to put it twice!! He's hilariously down-to-earth and so witty!! Gosh I <3 this man even more now

Yeah when I saw it the first time I watched it over and over... honestly I think its better than the actual movie in some parts lol

Yeah it totally is. I love how he and Kristin are so shy about their performance they're so humble!! They make fun of themselves!! I love it!! I would LOVE to watch BD part 1 with them!!! <3<3

I have no idea how many times I've watched the DVD with the commentary on, I can't get enough of Rob's hilarious jokes...or even some aren't jokes!

Yeah his whole thing with the eyebrows!! LOL He's so damn funny!!! He kept bringing it up like if that was the main thing that bothered him about the whole production of the movie. :))
He's so adorable. I want a mini-Rob so I could carry it around in my purse.

haha!! That sounded .

Oh Kimi!!!! Please oh please oh please oh please let Rob commentary on the NM DVD come true!!!!

Rob talked to me when I was home sick with the piggy. I want that special kind of healing for others who are inflicted with the lust for the man that we love to call Robward.

It MUST come true!!!!

I can't watch Twilight without his commentary anymore!! He's adorable and so funny:)

And has the most amazing voice!! And that accent... *swoon*

I have this horrible feeling that he won't do it...he's always more than happy to have Taylor take the spotlight. But I really hope I'm wrong!
Nothing against Taylor, but he's no Rob when it comes to humor.

Yeah I have a feeling that they'll either just have Chris, or have Taylor and Kristen. But we NEED MORE ROB!!

They'll definitely have Taylor...he's become the spokesperson for the movie...but I really really really really want Rob to do it. I can't even watch Twilight without the commentary!

I don't really see the resemblance? Maybe it's in the eyes? IDK

Either way they're both Super Duper Men in my book!

I'm not really sure what exactly it is that reminds me of Chris Reeve either... and its more the older Reeve than in his superman days...

Rob in all black. That smile. That hair.

Holy &^$&()^%$$&*()(&%$$$.

Oh, yeah, and CW looks great too.

I am not even sure what to say about the hotness that is Rob. He is just... no I cannot even find a word. It probably doesn't help that I cannot think about anything other the dirty things I want to do to Rob!! I think I need to take a break from work to pull myself together.

Fanfic has been by release. It is rather therapeutic.

Fanfic is a dear love of mine...is it sad to know that I can't go a couple of days without it? I might go crazy!

You know how people say that they don't know what they did with all their free time before having kids.

Well, I don't know what I did with all of mine before discovering nmm.org and fanfic. LOL

I do, I used to clean my house and cook more...I see the neglect daily, LOL!

I just started reading EP over my lunch break!

That will take you forever to read if we're talking about the same EP! The chapters are ridiculously long and there's so many of them...but it's SO good!

Yeah, I think we are talking the same one. I think it will take a long time, because I saw how many chapters there were! Luckily I have an hour lunch break, plus an hour bus ride to and from work, so I have plenty of time to read it! It is so great so far.

*snort*
what SHE said... *kathud*

I completely lose my eloquency when it comes to him. It all comes out in mush. LOL

LOL - but you were able to spell eloquency... I'm impressed! ;)

LMAO ... yes I was. How did that happen?

*ponders* I think I know the answer... are you usually able to spell it correctly? If not, then you were just overwhelmed into hitting the right keys.... ;)

What is up with your 17 days? Are you not going to see it until the 20th?

no, my computer HAAATES me at home... I couldn't see pictures or leave comments or ANYTHING last night... grrr... and the second business day of the month is uber-busy for me... so I just haven't gotten it updated yet. Epic fail on my part. Everytime I have a second to do it, I look at Rob's picture and forget what I was going to do.... :D

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMG

*drools*

they both look amazing!

Rob smiling aww how cute :)

why does rob look like an elf in these pictures? :-O LMAO

If he looks like an elf,
There are some incredibly s*xy elves where you live!

Yes, of course there are some s*xy elves her, but Rob is the s*xiest elf alive LOL :-P

MMmmmmmmm Rob...

I'm sorry what?
LOL

haha :-P

Is it just me, or does Rob's hair look redder in these pics?? Is it the lighting?? Let's hope it's the lighting...

Maybe he still has the Edward-bronze look going! Or...it could be the light too!

He HAS TO keep his bronze hair!!! He's letting us all think that there'll be no BD!!!!
Has that been confirmed yet, btw?

Nope, I don't think they're going to confirm BD until after New Moon's opening weekend. I think they want to prove a point that this movie has to do well before they'll start on the 4th.

*clasps hands and prays to Jesus*
I know there are more important things like curing cancer, but please let there be a Breaking Dawn movie... Amen

LMAO! I just said the same prayer, hopefully the two of us can get it answered!

agreed... hurry up 11/20... geeze, my grandma walks faster than you...

*facepalm*

LMFAO

"geeze, my grandma walks faster"

Ohhh that makes sense. *sigh*

All these months of waiting, and NM is finally here!! Doesn't it feel like such a long time ago that Twilight came out?? It was only a year ago!! Crazy. Can't friggin wait for Eclipse!!!! Thank goodness they're not making us wait a whole year for THAT one!!

I swear I just thought the same thing! Go Bronze! LOL

If I weren't a dirty pirate hooker I might be Team Bronze...but alas, I have chosen my fate!

*Imagines Rob as Legolas*

WOMAN! Are you trying to KILL ME?!??!

*passes out again*

LOL! I thought the same thing! Legolas was my favorite elf! 'till now! : )

the Harper's Bazaar pics!!!!!!!!!

http://twitpic.com/o5m2k

http://twitpic.com/o5l75

http://twitpic.com/o5mfe

Oh my gosh, delaney was right

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/rober...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

http://web1.twitpic.com/img/40574153-8ce1cb9078...

http://i34.tinypic.com/2hx3s6t.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/2nsct53.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/6nwp5t.jpg

http://i37.tinypic.com/15xpg0k.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/2kkilt.png

http://i38.tinypic.com/i5ubk3.png

http://i36.tinypic.com/o59ttg.png

I loveee her dress! And you know what? Looking at these pics, I wonder if it's the hair color instead of the mulllet people don't care for? Black is a little harsh for her pure complexion. She does look gorgeous though! Cannot wait for this mag to come out

ITS NOT WORKING!?1?!?!!!!!!! :'((((((

Jake whoooo?????

4th :)

Ok, I'm sooooo going to copy all these ( http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/rober... ) pics to my pc!
He is looking sooo sweet and hot with that smile on his face :D

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/rober...

there are videos too now.. he´s so cute

Thanks(:

That woman with them, wow those shoes are fierce lol

LOL, and she's still so much shorter than Rob with those shoes on!

I can't get over those shoes since this morning, when I first saw those pics!!

I mean how on earth do you walk on that??? lol

Off all the things that could be said about this situation, you choose the girl's shoes. Dude that made me laugh. Like as you're scrolling down the page it's like:
"Rob's hot"
"OME ROB!!"
"THUD"
"Lookin' good in the suite, Rob"
"Girl's shoes are fierce!"

LOL :P

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/rober...

When Rob looks at the fan and says thank you and does the eyebrow raise, holy effing shiznit!!! If he looked at me like that, being that close to him, I would faint.

Not right CF. I gotta wait until I go home tonight to watch this ish.

Darn restrictions!!!!!!!!!

OMG. Words cannot express. Some fan apparently said she loved him or something, and he looks straight at her and does that eyebrow thing he does and has the most genuine look on his face and says thank you.

*Thud*

NTJB: <screeching> I LOVE YOU ROB!!!!!!!!!
Rob: <looks right into NTJB's eyes> Thank you.
NTJB: http://images.indiainfo.com/web2images/news.ind...

LOL

ROTFLMAO!!!! You are such a blessing to my soul!
Quick someone fetch a pail of water! We got a combustion situation and all. Thank God Shamanties are flame retardant

You just did not just make my LIFE.

Shamanties are flame retardant?!?!?!

<dies>

That was priceless and exactly what I pictured would happen. lol

RFLMAO .... Exactly.

LOL.

And the way he hold the microphone. No words. Just imagining what else he could do with those hands.

LMAO. It's true.

_______________ *flatline* ________________

Holy connoli!... is that on vid.. i might pass out by just watching it... lol.. so, sad, but i dont care, bring it.. lol...

_______________ *flatline* ________________

Holy connoli!... is that on vid.. i might pass out by just watching it... lol.. so, sad, but i dont care, bring it.. lol...

Holy shiz. That whole part where he end his little speech and looks into the croud. That 10seconds had me hyperventilating, I seriously needed to slow down my breathing .

Are you getting anything done today?

Why'd you have to bring up my procrastination RP?? Come on LOL.

LOL Don't worry I think I will blow a lot of stuff off today for the sake of catching up with FF.

I'm waiting for the hubby to leave so I can type that stuff up.

I don't need his incessant questions like "wtf are you doing?" "are you writing something about twilight?!?!?!"

him: *mutters under breath - crazy beeyotch* lol

Can you believe the idiot said I should only need to see NM in the theater ONCE. One time?!??! What! a$$munch. Burn mothaf----.

*dies*

Did you just call your husband an a**munch?

<fans RPC with a bouffant wig> Calm down, girl LOL.

LOL *closes eyes, counts to ten and lets the smell of bouffant wash over me* Smells salty like the ocean.

*inhales deeply*


Now I feel better.

My husband told me the exact same thing!! He said I better decide now when and who I want to see it with, because I can only go once. I called him stupid for even thinking that. Good luck with getting me to only go once, honey, good luck. He thinks I am too involved, plus he is jealous of Rob. Maybe because I told him I would choose Rob over him anyday.

I'm in a similar boat. Hubby said 2 times. Once with the Twi's and once with him. I just laughed. I said... look here you handsome thing you (gotta butter him up a little) I work hard for my money (not really but I gotta make him think I do) I will do as I please with it. If that means I go to the theater 12 times to watch this movie in one week then so be it. I love you. The end.

I will try that butter thing you speak of...

Ohhhh. The way you said it... Sounds like a new butter thing I wanna try.

Maybe throwing in some naughty stuff will encourage my husband to let me go see NM as many times as I want in the theater without him complaining. Seriously, him saying I should only see it one time is an insult. Never gonna happen!

You should seriously bribe him with the naughties! Tell him that for each time you go to watch New Moon that you will" try something new" *wink*

Then he would be forcing me to go 3 or 4 times a day! Genius, genius genius!!

Thank you. I got my masters in male manipulation.

Perfect, I will just come to you for pointers when necessary.

Excellent! I will be right here...
*cue Brian Adams music*
I will be right here waiting for you

LOL! What did these fools hit their heads on? Seriously! This is 2009 not 1955, no man, married or not is going to tell me how to spend my free time. He tried laying down the law but I laughed hysterically at him. Which made him more mad, which kept me laughing even harder.

I can't stand being told what to do. I rebel in the worst way. We haven't been married that long but I have no qualms filing for divorce lol

just kidding. But I'm not putting up with that chit.

Don't get in my way when it comes to Robward and you won't get hurt.

LMAO!! I feel the same way. My husband couldn't actually have believed that I was only going to see the movie once!

When are they going to learn? If I have to sit through one more monster garage, OCC motorcycle show, ESPN, or some silly mecum car auction, I'm going to explode. He has no room to talk.

Thanks you for this. I have died! Jealous is an understatement!

*Here lies the body of RP_Wifey*

Oh, you a very welcome. Happy to oblige.

I keep fast forwarding to 34 seconds. I'm trying to find a way to slow it down, but of course at work, I have no programs to help me capture this porn inspriration.

geeze!... Your killing me Smalls!!!

Don't blame me, Blame Rob. He's sooooo baaadddd!!

ur so right!... *grabs paddle*... rob get over here!

Yes....spanking time! We don't do time-outs where I'm from. Bring dat Azz! LOL

LMAO... I LOVE WHERE YOUR FROM!!.. lol..
... *picks up paddle* ...
um, mind if we use mine... lol...

sure, we can use yours. All that matters is that I'm All about the Robward Cullinson spanking! muahhahahaha!

*skips to rpw happily* ...kay... *grins*

I'd just melt into a puddle.

i love a good pant crease.

I have a feeling I might be living in a New Moon induced coma for the next 2 weeks... barely eating, barely sleeping, afraid to miss something.

I may very well look like a vampire by the time this is all over lol

Is staying up all night one of the requirements? If so I can check that off the list. I swear I'm getting by on less sleep than a month ago. The closer we get to the premiere, the later I stay up searching for news about Rob/Kristen.

Yeah I havent been getting much sleep either. I sit back with my laptop and next thing you know 5 hours have gone by LOL

Lol that doesn't sound familiar at all. Nope.

ah, i think u have that covered.. lol...

There you are! lol. Did you get to talk to TSO?

yeppers, thank ya, she's commercializing for me now.. lol..

LOL what?!

the robdoll, check it out...

check out the videos too! :D http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/11/rober...

Now I really cant wait to see the WHOLE thing... and rob is just....no words....

I think unicorns happened around the world when this photo was released!!

Okay now I need this on youtube lol..

http://twiaddicts.ning.com/profiles/blog/show?i...

AWW..I luvs ya! Woot when he speaks I think the world stops revolving!

I love this Kris/Tay video...

http://twiaddicts.ning.com/profiles/blog/show?i...

http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/1...

http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/1...

i just want to kiss and eat him!

It's good to see that he has just as much of a fixation with his face then we do. hehe

I loved that pic. AND I an in love with your AVI...unicorns are happening!

Did anyone see this yet?

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth...

I read it. For once Ted C. is right on. Why would people think of Rob differently because of this interview? We haven't read the entire interview yet but if the teaser is any indication the interviewer clearly doesn't like him, doesn't get his self'-depreciating humor and is going for a controversial article, at the very least.

The quotes from Rob in the article are few and far between and don't really contradict anything already said before.

Must say that the photographer for the article did an amazing job and that particular magazine is worth the price just for the pictures. The article--not so much...skip it. Article might as well be in OK magaizine, i think.

Honestly, I would buy the magazine for the pictures alone. The article is usually an extra treat but this one not so much.

I subscribe to Vanity Fair so I will get the magazine and those wonderful pictures. I'm thinking I might just un-subscribe after I get this issue with a note about how much I disliked the article. (not that they would care but just so they know why)

Are they still doing the cover of EW next month? I heard it wasn't going to happen after all which is a bummer because I subscribe to it.

I subscribe to EW, too. I hope they are on it. I had heard that Rob, Kristen, and Taylor had posed for the cover for the magazine coming out the week before the movie premiere, I sure hope so. Would be a shame if they didn't have a New Moon cover.

EW would be stupid not to do a cover of them. They had several issues dedicated to Twilight last year. They've done a few this year too but I want to see Rob and Kristen on there again.

OMSE...That smile, that face, EVERYTHING...I think I know why they trusted to send Rob in Japan...The fans out there are so more civilized and everything organized...It's completely understandable

:))

EDIT:

2nd woot woot:)

They look fantastic both of them, like Yoda and Luke Skywalker ;D

*scratches forehead to find out where she got that idea from*

ahem... nevermind lol

Plus I'd like to say I still can't get over this woman's shoes... how the hale do you walk on that???!!!

LOL!!!

Woooo!!! Congrats on 2nd!

*throws confetti*

thanks you!!!

And congrats on 1st:) you beat me by 40 secs LOL

LOL. What'd you type? I think I typed "dsa" LOL.

LOL you typed "das" *wink*

I typed :)) I always do:) I have a thing for smiley faces ;D lol

Haha. Yes, "das." How poetic.

I like that smiley face idea. Spreading the happiness and cheer throughout NM!

ROTF:)

I thought you were German when you typed "das" LOL

Oh yeah I'm all for happiness and friendship I hate arguments and misunderstandings:)

Mmm hmm, I was German in my past life. I have many talents LOL.

LMAO!

Well that explains a lot:) But following that theory... I must have been a smiley face in my previous life!!!!! lol

LOL.

.. um, it's talent to be German.. I thought Germans came from other Germans that got BIZ-ZAY!

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________Edit__________
YAY! My two favorite men!! =D

LOL!!

I love your name ;)))

Thank you! LOL

7?
EDIT: Looking GOOD... and CW is certainly not shabby, either! ;)

Just looking good??? Looking f-ckin edible!!!

Girl...look at that black shirt and suit... the hair, the soft pouty lips curled up in that enchanting smile... No one can resist that man!!

And Chris looks dashing!

*shakes head* I am ashamed. My only excuse was I was too tongue-tied to make coherent sense... the drool has now short-circuited my keyboard... :D

Yes. Dashing is the prefet description for Chris. They make a MUCH better pair than say... CH? *shudders*

I know, he has that effect on me too...

Think I am in desperate need of a new keyboard and while I am at it maybe a clean pair of panties too...

*sigh*

What did you say... the C-word... it makes my skin crawl...

I say CW for BD!!

LOL - go see TSO for your shamanties... I put in a bulk order the other day, cuz it's only gonna get worse from here on out! :D

I know I've got it covered! I already ordered a truckload last week, so I'll be fine... I hope!!

LOL - TSO should do a public service announcement, we'd hate to see any accidents... ;)

Rob!!! * thuds *

How many times will this happening to me until Nov20?????

*rubs back of head*

I wonder if there's medical insurance that covers concussions caused by all the thuding caused by the pictures of Rob.

*looks up*

Oh MY! T H U D

LMAO!!!!

Hmmm!!! I think that might have something to do with AIG got Bankruptcy in the first place LOL

OOooohhhhh.
I love him in a suit:)

this is what i needed. that smile.

best wake up call ever, no? :D

for me a good relax after 8 hours of work. hehe.

I just noticed we kinda have the same avii. .:S

noticed that too....yesterday.

had mine when the outtakes just came out.

so.

but it doesn't bother me :)

nahh me neither :) ahaa. just let them be confused!

it was love at first sight hehe.

too right.. *sigh*

I stand corrected... I'd love to come home to that! ;)

now i stand corrected.

i'd love to wake up and come home to that hehe :))

*snort* oh, yeah... maybe a little less clothing? *erases little and replaces with LOT* :D

LMAO in this case less means better.

but we will deal with the clothing part later.

his bum bum isn't here yet *sobs*

*snort* "bum bum"... that totally made me laugh out loud... have you not looked under my blanket yet? LMAO

bum bum hihihi.

he is under your blanket?

i didn't want to be pervy and look

but if you say so.

LOL

LOL - you should check with TSO... she and I were working on that mystery together yesterday... :D

Lightens me up each time I see it ;)))

everytime a new sparkle lights up LOL

each smile brings diffrent feelings. or deeper feelings hehe.

I wonder how much deeper it can go.... the feeling I mean LOL!!!

that's what she said LOL

me and my naughty head. i need therapy.

yes!! that's what she said!! =D

LMAO! "that's what she said!!" I love Michael Scott from The Office...he's hilarious!

I've been waiting for that smile all day... it sets me on fire!!

Ehm... Is it strange that I am sort of distracted by his crotch area??

Hello Rob, how's it hanging...

ROFLMAO

OME....oh it's hanging. hehe. let's use our imagination haha.

no strange feelings when it comes to Rob himself. me understand.

been there too. i mean got distracted with that area LOL

but more with that genuine smile.

but after my first day of new work. this is a GOOD distraction.

Oh god... the smile is irresistible…

How was your first day??

DUTCHIE!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe you just said that! I might have been thinking it though.

See?? I knew I was not the only one...

I learnt that from my fellow Dirty Angel TSH... I miss her!!

*scratches head*

Yeah, about that. Um, I don't know if I should be proud of this or not but according to TSH, I set off the filthy alert several times when we hung out a week ago.

I'll ask her to post over the weekend so that she can go dirty birdie with y'all again. I miss here on this site too!

You should definitely be proud!! LOL!

So cool you girls got to meet... I bet you had a blast!! Are you seeing her again this weekend??

That's the plan! I and another are to take the train down to DE to visit her this weekend. I can't wait!

Oh awesome!! Please say hi to her from her fellow DA!!

Rob looks really tired. Of course that's understandable.

Even tired that man looks hot.. :)

20th?

It's an outright MIRACLE that I'm 20th on a ROB post. You Rob lovers gotta speed it up lol

Rob looks quite dashing...poor CW...being overshadowed by Rob. "Who's that guy next to Rob Pattinson???" Oh just the guy who directed the GREATEST MOVIE TO BE RELEASED IN 2009!!!!!

Woo Hoo ... we are so close I can taste it :)

Hey, my fellow Kristen fan. Just wanted to give you a heads up. I used to have that avie and was asked to change it by the mods. I know, it sucks. But wanted to help you out.

I'm all about KMF myself. :)

LOL. I was about to tell her the same thing.

I have that exact same picture strategically placed in my cubicle where only I can see it. :P

LMAO. That picture should be used every time someone f**** with us LOL. No need for words. Just link to that picture. They'll get the message.

That's ok ... this picture is sooo sexy!!! Now if she had her current doo during this photo shoot it would have been that much sexier but all I can say is .... YUMMY!!! GRRRR

Wow, what is that from?

2007 Interview Magazine Photo shoot ....... here's a link to the rest of the pics http://www.kstewart-fan.org/gallery/thumbnails....

Ooh, thanks! Yes, I think we're all waiting, biting our nails even, for Ms. Stewart's hair to grow back.

Holy shiznit. You have become my new best friend.

Thanks!!! I was wondering why you changed it, I knew you really liked it!! Oh well ..... I just found a new fav pic of her anyway ... hopefully it will fit :)

Sorry, chick. I didn't want you to get in trouble. Yeah, my favorite Kristen picture by far. :)

22nd?

Gorgeous!!
All black... Ahhhhh. YUMMY!
That smile is... unbelievable *melts*

CW looks good too!

everytime I see Newmoon poster on a bus, I can't calm down and I get kicked out from a driver every dayy.. I think it's ridiculous what should I do when this happens next time? :((

Video tape it and put it on youtube!

Oh my goodness!!!!! Can Rob possibly look ANY HOTTER!!!!

You know, every time I think that, he proves me wrong!

I tell myself that everyday, but somehow he DOES. He is a freak of nature.

Apparently he can everytime we see him, hotter and HOTTER !!! : )

Well at least we know who's responsible for the global warming *wink*

*fans self*

Man, it's hot in here...

HOLY HALE!!! Matching studlies in black!!!!! *Swoon* I don't know who to lick first!!!....Yum!

I think they look great. Very put together.

Now, I really want to hear what was said at the press conference - I love listening to that stuff or hearing about it, especially with Chris Weitz (vs Catherine Hardwicke) because he speaks more eloquently, and he knows more about what he is talking about.

Rob said that his favourite scene was any scene with the Volvo
Chris said that Rob's performance in Twilight was one of the reasons that made him take the job as NM director and that Rob's a wonderful actor even though he puts himself down constantly
That's all I know;p

Thank you!!!
Of course Rob would say something silly like that, lol. I am glad Chris is complimenting Rob's acting, and also mentioning the fact that he puts himself down a lot, because it does seem that in almost any interview, Rob insults himself somehow.

I love when this guy clean up!!!


::STILL FIGHTING THE DARK FORCES PULLING ME 2 JOIN TEAM PATTINSON::

Don't fight it!
It's lovely in here! LOL

am fighting them too..every second..!!
but i shall not go down without a fight!!..the wolf pack need us!!
We shall be strong together!!..

*taps Wolfi on the shoulder*

The pack has plenty of support from us vamp girls who have joined team Swiss. It's okay to like the man. We all do. Come one, you know you wanna like him.

*uses fingers in the come hither motion*

All the cool kids are doing it. Here's a team Swiss flag. It wont hurt... too much.

*walks out of the dark corner behind the wolf fence line!!*

you mean i can do them both..its the Vf photo shot..it did things to me!!.

*follows H2B to the team Swiss fence line!!...*
i hope Leah can understand me being civil to the vamps is a cool thing!..i mean she slept in their land!!..am still all Wolf girl..am just gonna be a friendly wolf girl!

*starts crying* my Wolfi girl has grown up *snif snif* Mama Wolf is so proud of you!

It's ok! Jake marries a half vamp. It's all good. We're all part of one hug dysfunctional family.

You can help me protect the fences so that they don't get completely destroyed.

BTW once you've eaten a unicorn cookie, it will just enhance the effect of the luscious dragon cookies! Trust Me!!!

you mean DRacorn cookies!!...Dragon+Unicorn!! Nice

i will be happy to protect the fence lines with you!

it is a very dysfunctional family...imagine Jake's future babies..Sparkly wolves!

Will Jakes kids have glitter fur then?I can see it being totally cool for the girls but IDK if they have a son. Maybe he'll be more vamp but with a hairy back?

Wait No! That can't happen!

Well I just 2 be all Team Robert (even have a poster of Edward in my room)... But once the wolves came out...

'I WAS A WOLF GONNER'

But you still have a vampire heart! You can't deny it!

Say it.

Out loud.

Say it!

::Putting hand over mouth and shaking head left and right::

Wolfi, Wolfi, Wolfi, what am I going to do with you! First, you sneek RP pictures in your suitcase when you go to Wolf camp, and now, we MUST remain strong, remember Mama Wolf is here to support you and all my wolf girls!!! *Chanting* Wolf Pack, Wolf Pack, Wolf Pack!

mama wolf...so happy to see you!!..am fighting very hard..am fighting the dark forces that is dragging us closer to the fence line!!, the vamp girls keep calling us in, with their talks!!
Wolf camp is helping, i burnt the Rob pic i swear!
chanting along with mama Wolf..*Wolf Pack, WOlf PAck!!

16 more days so we can see our hot sexy wolfs on the big screen and we will be like

'WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING!!!'

::WALKING OUT THE THEATER WITH SHAKIRA 'SHE WOLF' IN THE BACKGROUND'

HAHAHAH SHE WOLF? hahaha LOL
how are you?

I'm good here @ work a lil busy and you how have U been?

ohh ur working? excuse me hehehe
i'm good thanks, really happy that november is finally here!! hehe

Tell me about it Is like FINALLY... I have never looked so forward for November until this year... we are 16 days away WOOOHOOO!!!

hahaha i know! now Noverber is the coolest month huh? hhahaha. well 24 days to me! ughh hehehehehe.

Well my cuz in Colombia has 2 wait for January 1st POOR THING!!!

ohhh that's even worst! now i feel better hehe, i had to wait until february to watch twilighht, i was going insane hehehehe

Mi pobre prima... Nosotras no estamos cortando la venas por que faltan 16 dias a la pobre la conpadesco...

heheheh sip pobre,!!!

ya tengo mis entradas para las 12.... Tengo ancias para ver la pelicula!!!

yo tambien me estoy muriendo por verla!!! hey estas viendo las out takes de HB magazine? ya me dio algo!!! te juro estoy muerta!!! robsten se ve CUTE y HOT!!

Veo una sola.. Que lindo aunque lo negro del vestido parece bolsa de basura!!!

una sola?? http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/11/4-more...
hahahah sip, eso pense hahahaha

yeah la computadora de mi trabajo no me deja ver todo... Pero cuando esta en la xasa voy a ver mejor!!!

ok, te vas a desmayar!! solo eso te digo hahaha

Hahahaha, yep, that's whats gonna happen!

and i saw the poster of them all over London underground today!!..and they looked scrumptious!!..and delicious, now i cant wait to see them on the big screen, half nekked!

*..dances along with HK to Shakira.*She-Wolf!..Howwwlll!! ..while leaving the theaters...i know where across the pacific from each other but the wolf senses are strong!..*

We could Twitter!!!

yaay lets twitter!!..i swear i have you on twitter already!!..hmmmm.. do i?
anyway here is my twitter name..@shiloh2jo

Yeah you do... U broke my Twitter V : )

I havent seen nothing of them @ all in Miami... I'm waiting for Team Wolf poster 2 come out in Hot Topic!!!

Team Swiss

Team Swiss

Team Swiss

I'm an equal opportunist when it come to hotties. I'll admit, I'm more of a vamp girl at heart but according to TSH, I have an inner wolf. Don't be too upset! Hey, we're both still Team No Venom, right?

*extends hand*

*Gladly extends hand to H2B* right Team No Venom. Not upset honey, I know it's hard when there are sooooo many handsome men out there, it does get confusing. Love all my wolf and vamp girls :}

*exhales quickly*

Oh thank goodness you're not upset at me. You had me shaking in my heels there for a moment. I have loads of respect for you when we joined Team No Venom on the same day. We need strong figures such as yourself on here.

Um, so can I interest you in a lovely picture of Carlisle?

I just keep staring @ my desktop (pic of Sam) and slap my self

::KEEP FOCUS HELLOKITTY99::

Nah dont matter how hard they pull I will always be a wolf girl...

Unless they get Jay Hearnadez 2 play Eleazar and then I will be a lost case : )

if they get Ben Barnes as or Jonny Depp as Garret am a lost case too!!..lol
you can join the Team Swiss!!...WE are still Wolf at heart, mind and soul!!
but we can also enjoy a bit of Rob, Kellan, and JAckson while they are looking extremely delicious!!

DON'T do it! You must fight the dark forces, Mama Wolf is here to help you fight! *Chants* Wolf Pack, Wolf Pack, Wolf Pack!!

Sorry Mama Wolf but I think they've turned to the Swiss side. Don't worry, they're still pack girls but now they just have a bigger circle of friends.

Mwahahaha

Dont worry I'm still faithful... I just happend 2 get my moments with Robert P all cleaned up : )

No problem xhellokitty99x, Mama Wolf understands, we all have our weak moments! Still luv ya!

Luv you 2 mama wolf!!!

Is it weird that i cant help but notice his teeth? THEY ARE PERFECT TOO. okay so i know all famous people have pretty much amazing teeth, but his... they just exceed that...
okay, im going to stop talking about his teeth right about now.

he looks fan-fcuking-tastic.

Have you seen Taylor's?

They are the pure example of what everyone should have

They are so white that when he smiles it blinds me

lol

Damn! My man knows how to wear a suite....I've never seen one look so good. hehehehe

CW looks good but he shouldnt really stand next to Rob.

it's just... wrong.

Rob looks like a god while CW looks like a mere.. mortal.

to CW: next time ok? ^_^

but i love them both! especially Rob. of course! *giggles* ^_^

LMAO!!!!

As far as me is concerned they both look great ;D

*sticks her tongue out at Marie*
*runs off*

LOL

*rolls eyes*
u can run but u cant hide agava! muahahaha.

but yeah.. they both look great but u do know where my heart belongs to right? *gazes into agava's eyes hoping she'd understand her* ^_^

LOL

I know, I know I was just teasing you *wink*

*giggles*
oh i know that.. u always tease me actually. hehehe ^_^

I know its been said a million times but...

ISN'T HE JUST GORGEOUS???

HEY HAS ANYONE CHECKED OUT MYSPACE TODAY?! IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING BUT NEW MOON!!! ITS SO COOL!

Check this new video of Bella!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf025PNkqTk

Thank you! That was the BEST video of Bella I've have seen so far, it really captures the essence of the "break-up" scene and Bella's emmotional and numb state of mind.
"My Immortal" is one of my favorite Evanence songs! Wish they had used that in the soundtrack. Gonna watch it again!

Thanks!
I'm glad you like it!

I love that song too, it tells the emotions of Bella... ;-)

That's really well done!! Good job! It really does capture the mood.

Thank you!

Your avi, is it a shout out to EP?

Who?

I just want to take the audi for a test drive.
.... Or the owner. :P

Well, Edward drives a Volvo in Twilight but in the FF EP, they buy Bella an Audi that Edward drives while his hand is in a cast. That's why I asked if your avi was a nod to the FF EP.

ahhh. No that wasn't what I was referring to this time. I was thinking more along the line of:
http://www.jsyk.com/photos/taylor-lautner-and-s...

haha..love your new Avi..
yaay for TEam Sexy Audi Driver!!!..

Thanks :)

... It's like the wolf version of Stupid-Shiny-Volvo-Owner. :P

Aaaahhhh, Rob and Chris, such hadnsome men! Rob looks so gorgeous when he's all dressed up! Still not jumpin the fence, just admiring from the other side. :)

Rob+ChrisWeitz together in a photo = deathX2


and look at rob's hands......

PS.: Avi claimed!!

I see you changed your avie eventually:)

I love it, especially those lips and the jaw line.... ;) lol

yeah you kinda made me decide to change it LOL

don't forget how the fingers are holding the bottle LOL *swoon*

I may or may not change it to rob on bed :/ the way his lips are and the way he's looking in that pic is just irresistible.

aww I am flattered:) lol

hmm I need a larger pic:) Is there any chance you have a link to that pic? Pretty please? lol

yeah! i'll tweet it to you. =)

I just fell off my chair...

Thank god I was no that photographer... I would definitely drop the camera if I saw him like this...

I can't stop staring at him gah!!!!! lol

*sees Agava on the floor* LMAO are you okay?

those photographers surely know what we want to see!! mine would get damaged from all the drool for staring at the pic for so long LOL

ROTF:)

I'm OK, I kinda got used to it, happens all the time *wink*
I forgot about the drool:) Which brings me to the conclusion that neither of us would make a good photographer:) So I suggest we focus on what we're good at:)

*continues to fantasise about Rob*

:)

Arg, I want more fluffed, I just got done rolling around in bed, hair! These shots are nice (much more everyday, down to earth look) but you'll find me back at the VF shoot.
That jaw line is to die for. *swoon*

Rob looks a little boy-ish in these pics. Is it just me?
I wanna play school teacher all of a sudden... IDK why.

BTW.... Black on black on black.... *he's really trying to kill me*

We can show him what a good boy does :p
and yes the black thing..........ugh ..has anyone marketed a life like doll of him yet :p insert evil grin here. Can you imagine that one in all our homes?

Wow crazed... I would totally flip out! My hubby would kill me, but I'd tell him.... what am I supposed to do when you are out of town on business?

LOL its a good subsitute and atleast he would know its not like you were out at the bars hunting! :p think of the money possibilities on this one......:D

Crazed... You are a genius. Let's get on it.
*runs to create life sized Robdoll*
*makes sure it's anatomically correct*
Don't ask me how I know... I'd have to kill you.
*keeps working on doll*
*makes sure hair is correct*
*body hair is correct*
*musky beer smell is correct*
*fingers are correct*

Ok! I think he's ready for sales...
Uh... what? This doll does not need clothes. Don't look at me like I'm crazy... I am.

Oh dear, my Christmas list just keeps growing and growing and growing.

Order your Robdoll today and get a free case of Shamanties.
Call within the next ten minutes and we'll throw in a batch of unicorn cookies absolutely free.

Yea clothes..pft he needs no clothes!
So market idea would be-
" New! The Rob doll! Never sleeps just like the naughty Vampire he is." Sparkle explosions included"

I think I joined the crazy bus with you!

I love the built in sparkle explosion.
ok... so here's the pitch

*in salesman announcer voice*

Are you addicted to Robward?!

Do you ever wish you could wake up in the middle of the night and have that magnificent specimen of a man standing in your room staring at you (nekked)?

Well today is your lucky day.

Introducing the all new life sized Robdoll!
It's so realistic you'll have to be a rocket scientist to know it's not the real thing.

Real hair (on head and body)
Musty beer smell
Cold to the touch
Sparkles in the sun
Built in marble pole (sparkle explosion included)

Supplies are limited. Call now and get your Robdoll for
No, not 1 million dollars
not even 1 thousand dollars
but $136.49
Shipping is included.
Call within the next ten minutes and you will recieve a case of shamanties and a batch of unicorn cookies absolutely free.

You heard right! your very own Robdoll for $136.49 and a case of shamanties and a batch of unicorn cookies absolutely free.

Don't get left without a Robdoll. Call now, They are going fast.

Wow, $136.49, what a great deal!! I am going to call and order mine right now! :)

Good idea luvr! They are going fast.

TSO.... You can be the teacher. Do me a solid though and Send him to detention when you are done....I'm the head mistress and I have some riding (NOT writing) assignments for him to be doing!

LOL *Blushing a deep crimson*

Will do head mistress! Will do.

TSO, we need to patent this NOW!! We could make mint just off of us on here! LOL Quick, get your supplies and I will get mine! We need to create our Robfrankenstein!! MWAHHAA hA hAAA

Robkenstein! Mauahahah. Muahahahhaha.
*in Mike Newton's voice*
Your alive!

HAHAH Mike Voice...PERFECT!!!

Michelle Gutwein

.. be nice to TSO... she cant be the teacher.. me and her have plans for rob.. we just haven't discussed it yet.. lol...

.. be nice to TSO... she cant be the teacher.. me and her have plans for rob.. we just haven't discussed it yet.. lol...

Of course I'm being nice to TSO... So you are the bad influence, huh? STOP corrupting TSO. I'm gonna report you. Naughty Naughty Popper!

ROFLMBO!... I'm not corrupting her, I LOVE HER!! She's MINE!!...

.. But if you REALLY want me to stop...

*looks around*

.. a good spanking might convince me... *whispers*.. and no promises I won't like it...
lol...*covers mouth*.. oops...

If I am involuntarily moaning and whimpering just looking at photos of Rob, how am I going to be during this movie?

I hope the people surrounding me in the movie theatre are ok with me saying "Oh my God," "Holy crap," "Uhhhh," and "F&*k ME" just randomly and sporadically during the movie.

Or else, this could get a little awkward.

LOL

Just wear your uniform...look official......no?

Okay, maybe a private screening is in order?

I know when I see Rob on the screen I will just gasp. And the worst thing is that I won't be able to control the gasping and, like you said, moaning and whimpering. And I'm guessing I won't be able to sit still either.

I think I like Chris's hair longer. Like it was before. Just saying.

But who cares cause he's an awesome director.
*waves CW for BD! flag*

MUST.... GO... EAT...

BODY... WEAK...

stayed up waiting for Japan news....

MUST PULL AWAY FROM NMM.ORG....FOR 20 MINUTES...

lol...seriously. I forget to eat sometimes.

Did you sleep at all? I slept for four hours.

LOL yeah a got a wee lilal nappy.... But my body is like

Yes self, we love Rob too, but EAT SOMETHING Dammmit#*(&!@#*&#

Lol I just finished eating my lunch in front of the computer. Now back to looking at Rob pics all day.

Great idea. I should make oatmeal and bring it here lol... it needs time to cool off anyways..

excuses, excuses.

Multitasking is great.


Have you noticed DS is tweeting a whole lot more info in the past few days now that he's done filming.

YEAH I did notice that. Sorry for the slow response I am making dinner for my dad lol. My mom is out of town for 2 weeks and he is so lost LOL

I love David slade... I think I want CW for breaking dawn though because hes so mellow and romantic...

I'm so glad DS keeps giving us updates even after he's done filming. I really hope CW is named director of BD. I would be so happy. He would do a wonderful job.

That is an extra hour of sleep than what I usually get

By the time the movie comes out, I won't be sleeping at all.

You and me both

I think he looks very Edward-ish in these photos!

Ummm..just in case anyone is wondering- but I'm sure no one in here is....for CT peeps... 16 days....11 hours...33 minutes...and 30 sec...

sigh...can't wait..

DAMN!!!!!!! i've been drooling over these ALL DAY!!!!!!

These are totally multiple unicorn inducing photos!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!

Here they are!!! The M.I.B's
I ♥ M.I.B

oh Rob looks so good in brown! :o)

what am i saying? he'd look good in a sack cloth so it doesn't really matter...

Two pretty awesome people!! And they sorta match! lol

Rob looks so エロ可愛い

Well Chris is funny looking*****
Rob, well he is always gorgeous and breth taking on anything he puts on or off...

I saw these come hot off the presses of twitterdom early this morning. I'm glad to see it got posted here. Not that I doubt it wouldn't but it's nice seeing Rob in a suit again.

Things to do today:

1. Clean house
2. Walk the dog
3. Plan out dinner
4. Read a book other than New Moon
5. Go outdoors in the sun for fresh air
6. Or I could read fanfic and look at Japan Rob all day.
7. Stay logged into twitter so I don't miss breaking news.




I pick # 6 & 7

lol I always forget to put my screen name in my e-mails to the tip line. = Melanie :/ lol

I enjoyed the video. My Immortal is a favorite of mine, too. It is a very nice mix of Twilight and New Moon from Bella's perspective, I think.

Robert Pattinson look's like a dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This guy is not sexy!!!!!

YOU JUST DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

What

What

What did she say?

Horrible, mean things about Rob!

B**CH !!!

GASP

Oh no she didnt

Doesnt she know that this site is all about love :)

I take that back! It was her husband!
LOL!!!

Oh

*mutters* Those damn husbands
lol

Just jelaous ;-)

Aint that but the truth

So if you want to call some on a b**ch call him one,Cuz i did !!!LOL

Tell the hubby to stay away from the computer when you're on here. It's simply in his best interest to let you get all hot and bothered then he reaps the joy from it.

*points up*

Not to mention his comment was removed. Dang hubbies always causing problems for us Rob lovers. *sigh*
Now if we jumped onto a chat room where he's talking sports to his buddies and we did that to them!?!?! World War III would break out! So not fare. Hmff!

No i didn't !!!!! It was my jealous husband:):)LoL
He's just mad cuz there's another man in life LOL(Rob Pattinson )LOL!!!!!!!!

LOL! Oh ok very sorry to call you b**ch :-((( Tell your husband that it wasn't nice though :-(

It's cool :)

Pheww ;-D Love for Rob!!!

LOL! I thought it was weird, cause your avatar doesnt seem like you hate him :-D

Ya i know!!!LOL !!!!We gotta watch out for those jealous husband's out there!!!:)

@kathpt # is it Wednesday a.m. yet?
about 5 hours ago from web.

@harpersbazaarus SOON, so soon! (But we know, it can't come soon enough...)
about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck in reply to kathpt

Oh my! I go to class all day and miss THIS!?

Rob looks SO handsome in all black and smiling. AND his shirt is correctly buttoned. :)

Hahaha yeah I notice that too :)

Thank god there was no classes for me

Even if there was thank god for the internet on my phone :)

OMG ! Calling staring anonymous in urgency Please!!!! I cant breathe!!!

Friends i have a new avatar that has left me breathless, and i dont think i have the patience for disqus to show me....AAAAAHHHH!

Awww!!!! ....Rob's smile!!! ....He looks so sweet!!!

I LOVE HIM!!!! :D

FROM THE NEW PHOTOSHOOT WITH ROB AND KRISTEN

the cutest one :P

http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/Robses...

Oh dear Jebus................i have the sudden urge to sing "Sharp Dressed Man"

they look great !!! :D hot

Could Rob be anymore handsome?

Nope, I don't think so.

his smile is my Sunshine!

*singing*

"(Robward) you are my sunshine..
my only sunshine.......
you make me TWINGLE (in mah lady parts)
when skies are ...well.....anything.....
you'll never know dear (if you're lucky)
how much I (effing) WANT you......
please don't (ever, ever, ever, ever, ever) take...
my sex....er...I mean sunshine AWAY!!!!!!!"

SO THERE! xp

SO loving your song its awesome
*joins in singing*
"You are my sunshine......."

*blushing* AWWW, thanks, just a little something I thought of when I saw his irresistible smile! er, that was my version of the song! LMAO!

No need to blush it's better than the original i'm still singing it in my head constantly *starts singing again* LOL

Well, hale, in that case..............*joins Chel in singing it over & over! waving "Sexward is my Sunshine" flag*

*singing along waving SIMS Flag* "He is my sunshine my only sunshine, we get to see him in NM in 13 days........" hope you don't mind i added a line *grins sheepishly*

*continues where Chel left off*
....and we promise, that we'll be good fan-girls.....
and all the haters can go,
straight to hale!!!!

how 'bout that?!? *wink*

I freaking LOVE IT!!!!! god i've missed this site and all you girls the past few days i'm so happy i'm back!!!! *does jackson happy dance while throwing unicorn confetti*

*rushes to grab all the unicorn confetti* WOOHOO! *cupping hands around mouth and yelling* CHEL'S BACK AND SHE BROUGHT UNICORNS!!! YAY!

I sure am!!!! i'm never going away again (well not until after NM comes out anyway) a whole 2 days without any new posts thats scary *shivers*

Oh, well, if you do go, just bring the real unicorns next time! LMAO!

I can't get any real unicorns right now but i have unicorn cookies would you like one?? *holds out cookie*

*takes cookie and stares longingly at the beautiful unicorn before taking a big bite.....bliss* OH! thank you so much *num, num, num*
That was HEAVEN.......tastes like Rob!

mmm beer,grease and corn no better way to taste *thinks* ooh well maybe there is *winks naughtily* LOL

Wow......when ya put it that way! I swear, I'd savor every little morsel!
Alrighty....and now my mind is totally in the gutter....for the rest of the night!

*waves* welcome to the gutter my mind never leaves here *smirks*

Well, as Carlisle would say....I have a permanent residence there!!

*holds up Welcome To The Gutter Sign* after seeing Rob talking about his own brand of S^x toys i am gonna be in this gutter FOREVER!!!!

are you kidding me??? I just about stroked out...for real.....when I read that!! Oh, Jeezuz Christ, what have we all been talking about at one time or another...hmmmmmmm??? RP S*X toys...BRING 'EM!!

i know dude i know!!!! when he said the words 's^x toys' i nearly fell off the chair and then i watched it a few more times *smirks*
i loved how he mentioned them not having batteries so they wouldn't work eh it's Rob no batteries needed LOL

Oh Jeezuz Lord! Batteries Schmatteries! He totally makes me twingle w/o freakin' batteries!! LMAO!

LMAO thats exactly what i thought when i saw what he said and then i may have twingled slightly *wink*

They both look exhausted.

Rob's smiling face with his hair in a tuxedo..hmmm....