*Kanye voice*

"I'm real happy for you Taybert, & imma let you finish, but PELLAN had the BEST bromance of ALL TIME!"

Team Pellan. :)

Lmao. WIN.


All I could say when I first saw this was, " YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!"

Taybert- My new favorite couple.

Hahaha Taybert! Lovee it! This is every girls fantasy..lmfao. Though I'd prefer to be kissing Rob <3

I'd slap any woman who wouldn't prefer that! Lol

I'd prefer to kiss Taylor.

OMG

Well Played. My first belly laugh of the morning!

PELLAN!!!!!! <33333

lmao

Bahahahahaha!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Hi5 Sparks!!

;0)

ROTFLMAO

*holding tummy*
Oh BFF.. this is HILARIOUS.. didnt I tell you guys on Twitter that Team Roblor DID exist!?!? LMFAO Ohhh this is worth a MILLION WORDS... LOL

Oooh.. so funny!!

Yaaayy TEAM PELLAN!!

LMAO..hahahahahahaahahha!!...

okay ill be Pellan rep:

Pellan: Taybert please come up and take your moment of glory. We had our moment to shine and so should you!

Give it up Taybert everybody!

:D This has nothing to do with the hilarious post but I noticed your icon & I saw that picture a while ago & then saw this: http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=3749 IT'S FAKE!!!! :O

Who cares HE'S HOT!!! :P Just kidding. :P Yah, we know... it was posted on this site a while ago. I swear we get everything on here!!
<3 NMM.org. <3 Chris Weitz.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You made me choke on my cocoa!

ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you :)

LMAO!

That was hilarious:)

LMAO

i just spilled my cherry coke.

nothing will beat PELLAN.

Kanye's phrase is epic LOL suitable in every situation hehe.

LMAO!!!

Frekkin Kanye!!!

He's got his nose into everything. Gotta agree, tho. PELLAN forever!

ROTF!!!

LMAO!!!! oh Kanye will never live that down...rightfully so!



Taybert...And the FF writers go crazy!!!

lol - Taybert: Illegal until February. ;-)

FREE PELLAN!

:o)

love it!
goes to click *like*

That is too damn good!

Nice!

LMAO excellent

Quick someone call OK Magazine and let them know...they haven't made up anything new in months. LMAO!!!!!

And for the luv of Pete grey faces chill out neither man is pitching for the same team its a joke.

haha you called them grey faces.

I got a kick out of that.. just so ya know.

Hey Banana, I love your avi...I've been meaning to mention it but always get caught up in the moment. :)

lol well thanks :) It's cool to get caught up in the
moment. I need to turn my filter up half of the time
because im so in the moment. lol



On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:52:22 -0000

Yah that filter thing is difficult to keep...hmm...whats the word I need here....adjusted?...Its always slipping. LOL

haha. no shame in it. be proud!

LMAO ... I love you, kitty.

Ok, I just thought of CW&IA. Not good. Now I am going to be inundated in "What is CW&IA?" replies. :(

what is CW&IA?????...

LMAO!!... tatward is my ultimate fantasy!!..
Tiger kitten GRRRRRR!!!

did i tell you about the Eclipse tattoo and percing place in London!... they even have a cafe opposite it... i went to look for tatward he was no where to be found..:(

Ahhh ... dude, that's awesome.

Oh my, Tattward.

And that's pretty much all I can say without getting modded. LOL

Oh... I know! My little Tiger Kitten!

Don't forget TK2. LOL

I've never been a cat person but after reading that FF... I'm considering it. Heck I got a freaking Industrial after I saw Inkella get one in the story!

*jumps into post*
Hell what am i missing out on are we talking about Tattward again or am i just seeing things again??

Oh no Chel! your eyes do not deceive you! We are most definitly talking Tattward again. Do you not see that pic of a little TK2 up there?!

*looks at blank screen*
No i can't see anything damn you work *curses under breath*

One of the girls has a wet kitty for her avi.
*snicker @ wet kitty*

*puts down cup trying not to laugh*
Oh yeah i've seen it hee hee
excuse me while i step back into the gutter....
Ah who am i kidding i'm in the gutter already LMAO!!!

We sink deeper and deeper into this thing everyday! Pretty soon it will be all we know.

When/If we ever manage to crawl out of this gutter its gonna be a sad sad day,
I thought it was all we knew LOL

I think you're right! Why do I bother even trying to fool myself into thinking otherwise?!
I'm so pitiful!
*bows head in shame*

*takes TSO'S chin in hand*
You my dear TSO hold your head high we all live in this lovely gutter together
*starts singing new words to Yellow submarine*

We all live in this lovely gutter of filth, this lovely gutter of filth, this lovely gutter of filth!!!

LMFAO!! That made my day!
*Sings along*
We all live in this lovely gutter of filth, this lovely gutter of filth, this lovely gutter of filth!!!
My hubby sings Yellow submarine at the most random times. This is excellent. I'll never hear it the same again.

That's what i'm here for!!
The worst thing is once i imagined that the rest just followed suit and i couldn't stop i need to be put down for crimes against music!!

No! No! I won't let it happen! You can't be put down for crimes against music. You should be put up on a float in a parade for your genius music improvements!!

LMAO i wish!!

*strolls into post with sparkly crown, floaty dress & can of Heineken*
Ok wheres my float???

LMAO!
*runs to construct a (Rob laying on his back on a rug) float with marble pole to hold on to for balance*

*taps foot* ok now i'm impatient a Rob laying on his back on a rug with marble pole to hold onto for balance
THIS IS THE BEST FLOAT EVER!!!!!

I know! Marble pole in one hand and Heiny in the other!
*hands Chel her new float*
*throws confetti*

*steps onto Float and postions herslf comfortably* this is gonna be one hell of a ride LMAO!!!

Can I get on this float?! I won't touch the marble pole I'll just sit on the abdominal mole!

HA i was jsut about to ask if you wanted to join me theres enough room for both of us
*holds out hand to TSO*

EDIT: oh i forgot heres your crown (it sparkles) and your inaugural can of Heino)

*takes Chel's hand*
Thanks love.
Wow! This thing is bigger than I thought!

*stretches arms out* It's HUGE *winks*

*looks from marble pole to TSO* ooh Marble pole exploding with unicorn confetti when touched NICE FEATURE!!!! *winks*

Oi! Glad you found it! *Strokes marble pole*
It's so pretty!

I know i'm so behind sometimes i was engrossed in the VF pics and giving the haters on ew a piece of my mind
Ooh look its sparkling *reaches out to touch marble pole*

HATERS?! Where?! Point me in their direction!!! I'll tear them apart and burn the pieces.
GGGGGGRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*in Sam' voice* EASYYY!!!!
did you not see it over on ew.com Chris Weitz even replied to them we're not sure if its him but it could be go look!! its under the interview with him you'll see most of us have been over there!!

Shamantie seller this post is yours !
need a pair here !

LMAO.
Here you go my mclovely!
*hands Mcullen a case of shamanties*
is it wrong that I wanna be sandwiched in that action?

hey ! no ! definitely not wrong :p not If you ask Kris first lol

Damn....you had to mention it...its gonna be stuck in my head all day now..*shrugs*...I guess it could be worse...it could be "Its a small world after all"...LOL

Don't sell us short. Anyone who is anyone knows CW&IA. Tattward and Inkella pwn me.

No offense. :)

Some of the grey faces are fine, but most, especially the band wagon ones here lately are little unfriendly and not nice.

You need an avie, man!!!! LOL

Ok you've officially moved up to a "grey face prime" because you know CW&IA and have a name but you really need to get an avi to move all the way up to NMMer. :D

OMG you think you have it bad there is a tattoo place around the corner to my house and i pass it every time i go anywhere and i have to restrain myself from laughing or a stupid grin on my face and people think i'm crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gets down on one knee*
Will you marry me you beautiful, peace-making, stranger???? LOL

Sorry luv....but I will let you pet me...:D

Damn! LOL

I'm prob married to 500 ppl on here anyways and forgot....
I'm a NMM veteran!

I'm sorry I can't pet you...I only pet a cat who's addicted to crack that is NEVER on here anymore! hehe

Hmmm what happened to Crack Kitty? I never see her anymore. I can't even remember when I saw her tweet last....damn that real life crap....I'm so sorry. I do recognize you I've been here a while myself. Just a new avi.

God, there's so many ppl MIA I feel like I should file a report or something!
What happened? :(

what's TEAM PSYCHWARD?

LMAO!! The image is a bit disturbing in my mind but hilarious nonetheless!
Now, please hand me the acid brain wash to get that image out of my head... quick!
Rob's lips should only ever be on Kristen!!!
(or me)

or me.

i told you this is about to happen! ahahhaha,!
i told you so! i told you so!
:)

SO true. This is how US Weekly and OK Magazine get their proof.

I predicted this months ago!

Let the TRUE love triangle begin!

LOL

I wanna a fight ... in a mud pit ... with Stewy in a bikini and shirtless men .... and maybe some baby oil ....

But dangit, Rob's hair would get messed up. LOL

I think I'd rather it be a chocolate pit.

*licks lips*

The clean-up presents many desirable possibilities.

Hahaha that's great ...grey faces. The picture is hilarious - Next thing Taylor will be pregs with Rob's baby - Vamp/wolf love spawn. LOL

OK, clearly there are some newbies on here. Please remember to be nice and that a lot that goes on here is not just news and pictures, we also joke around a lot.

So, remember to be nice!!! If you think a post is stupid then move on, please.

All of the mods work really hard for us and sometimes it's good to have a laugh.

Peace, Love, Twilight. :)

people have a serious case of "I don't know how to joke around"

I know. It's called a sense of humor and people need to find one.

*high fives CF*
Nicely put you tell 'em!!!

These new gf's are being quite mean lately whats the appeal of coming on here and having a go?
if they don't appreciate what we talk about then they can leave!!
Sorry i didn't start out ready to rant oops!!

you just made me laugh so much I spilled beer over Taybert.... whos gunna help me lick it off....

woops.....

TAYBERT LIVES!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: is it bad that i kinda like this?

No, it's not bad. It leaves Kristen all to me. :)

um...CF i didn't know you rolled like that. i thought you were married! LOL

*sigh* oh, Miranda... darlin', you need to remember that Kristen is CF911's ulitmate girl-crush... and step back before she hurts you in a rush to comfort the poor, lonely, sad Kristen... :D

right. ok. whew. i was just_wondering. lol

well, either way, if i saw this going down, i don't think i'd stop it.

WHY DO I LIKE THIS SO MUCH?!?!?!

*pats seat next to me* sit down, darlin'. You belong in the gutter with us. Cuz... yeah. Now, siddown, you're blocking the view! :D

"ultimate girl crush"

That is such a sweet innocent pretty way of putting it. LOL

well, now, I was trying to think of all the innocent, virign eyes around us... *glances around* ah, who the HALE am I kidding?! :D

I'm like Bella and Alice. I only fly Virgin America. LOL

ROFLMAO... I SO started choking on my popcorn when I saw that.... glad I'm not the only one who saw the irony.... :D

Yep.. these eyes are innocent as can be.. I don't know about the rest of me... but the lights are always off!...

...hehe..

*snort*... "the lights are not all on, upstairs..." QUICK, name the movie! :D

there's like 5 movies w/ that line!!... this is my favoirite game!!.. give me another!!

OK, I'll give you a clue... (aside from the fact that it is my hubby's all-time favourite) - it's a Disney movie...

lion king?!

DING, DING!! *hand popper a stuffed Simba* ;)

oooo.. i love simba!!.. *hehe*

LOL - my 11yo has a Kiara stuffy - she got it when she was 3 weeks old, from hubby... our house is lit'rally FILLED with TLK memorabilia... so you can guess what our wedding song was... I put my foot down at having a Simba & Nala cake topper, though... :D

i knew remember.. ur husnad wanted to name ur kids simba & nala.. lol..

Dude, my hubby already knows the low down. He would be so thrown to the curb if Stewy ever came into my life. LOL

a-ha. so you have one of those "i'd cheat on you with..." lists, huh?

yeah i created one of those too...

Oh, yes. His is Jessica Biel. So, it's all good. :)

I pick on him all the time. "At least mine can act." LOL

ooooo....burn.

Who DOESN’T have one of these lists?!?!?! Isn’t it like…a prerequisite?

i had to think about it when i saw the episode of (get ready for it)...

FRIENDS!

such an epic show.

"You're suppose to just COUNT to three!"

"Mississippiously?!?!?!?"

Epic.

Ummm, who says that Kristen would be left out?

Gives a whole new meaning to TRIO! lol

**running away from CF**

Nah........

thanks... :)

I love it :)

But i prefer Rob and Jackson :) lOL

Omg i don't think I could take that.

There must be something wrong with my hormones today because I find all this to be amazingly hot.

oh don't worry all of us find this hot....

oh oh oh Kellan and Jackson. Now that's HOT! LOL

LMAO!!!

Looks great, if you ask me:D

I know right?!

The hotness factor has just been compounded.

tayrob >>>>>>>>>> robsten

I have just had a scary thought. Rob's going to get arrested cz Taylor isn't legal yet!

Hahaha.

LMAO!!

I didn't think about that!!! CH only warned Rob about Kristen she forgot about Taylor!!!

;0)

oh this cracked me up ch didn't warn him about taylor...haha

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Noooooooooooooo!!! WTF!!!!!

My eyes!!! My eyes!!!!!

(shivering!!)

Taylor!!!! You don't want to see me UPSET!!!!

Grrrrrrr!!!!

lol

Hehe!! It's not fair! Even Taylor gets to kiss Rob!

Lol!

such is life. haha

*facepalm*
LOL
*facepalm*
LOL
*facepalm*

NOW you know how I feel about ROBSTEN.. buahaha... GO TEAM ROBLOR!!

Ew! No Team RobLor.. It doesn't exist..

Tell me Kristen wouldn't laugh her a$$ off if she saw this...

Lol!

Next cover of Star Magazine... The love triangle thickens..

Did Rob leave Kristen for another cast member? No not Nikki.. Taylor!!!

Lol!

LMFAO
*dances around BFF chanting*
Team Robeci... Team Roblor... Team Robeci.. Team Roblor... muahaha!!

LOL Hi4 Gabby... good one.. you get a like from me.. LOL That will be the day to celebrate NOT Robsten... haha

Team ROBBY!!!! That's me!!!

Buahhhhhhh!!!

Lol

*sticks tongue out*
Nuh huh BFF... lero lero its all about ROBECI!!

Ha ha!! lero lero!!! Robby!!! (taps ceci's back and put Team Robby sticker on her back) lol!

BFF!!
*hugs*
I've missed you.. youve been MIA =(
I saw New Moon again today and I thought of YOU when Jared came on and said THAT line.. tee hee!

I think it's OK to laugh at it cz they probably would. And if anyone is so homphobic that they can't even handle a JOKE about men kissing, you are in totally the wrong place!

Fo sho!
Can we throw poop at them!

Not the poop again!!!! Geez, what is it with you and excrement.

These are grey faces.

They probably don't even know what "unicorn" and "dragon" means.

LOL ... we could have fun with this. *evil thoughts*

All right.. I have to admit.. I do not know what those things mean either.. but I blame it on the fact that I am a banana.


but I can only imagine what they mean. ;)

you mean to tell me you haven't read WA?

you should be peeled for that! LOL

I don't even know what WA stands for. I read a lot of
books so chances are i may have, I just don't do this new
trendy thing called "acronyms"


On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:40:02 -0000

What's your email address? I will send you the link. It is one of the best FF out there!

MeggieV@netins.net

I can't wait to read it!!!


On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:21:50 -0000

okay i just emailed you link! Enjoy

You have been on here long enough, you should know this. LOL

I'm sure that you get it by now. haha

haha. that is what I figured.

please don't beat me.


not again.
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:54:36 -0000

don't worry i don't know what they mean either i imagine too but have no idea :/

LMAO but Ewwwww!

LMAO!!

Ewwwww!!!!!!!

Of course. I'll empty the cat's litter tray.

I clearly have no problems with batting for the other team.

*wink*

We all know that! Ha!
Rob had sex scenes with another man in Little Ashes and I'm sure Taylor could handle that in an adult way if he had to do it for a movie too.
So why would anyone have a problem?
Have you seen Conan's spoof of Paul and Jake's fight? I nearly had an aneurysm!

*Wipes Forehead*

Oh, good. I wasn't sure if I was being clear about it. *wink*

I didn't know if I had to like hump her in public or something to hammer the message home. LOL

(And yes, there was double meaning to that, but it is a joke) LOL

You can if you want but I'd be careful cz the photographers will be totally in the way! She gave you a hint when she said "We are, we aren't, I'm a lesbian."

I was the only one NOT offended by that comment. LOL

I bet you did a touch down dance!

What's this spoof??

It's on youtube. Was on the Conan show.

OMG........well, Hello, Alice! Are you able to *gasp* see the future?!?! LMAO!

Hahahahahah. As long as I don't have to wear that molehair poncho.

Are you seriously up at this hour? How did I miss this? :/

Oh come-on! It was.....er......kinda sexy! LOL! btw, did you figure out who "befriended" you on LiveJouirnal last night?? (you know I'm kind of 'wicked' sometimes!) X-P

Awesome. Epic win!

wow, that was impressive!

toppers? Alright! toppers!
*giggles* will, I love that you did this!
I declare this post is the proof of Taybert!

ROFLMAO.... first Pellan, now Taybert! :D

PELLAN PELLAN PELLAN!
I would watch
LOL jokes.. Or am I?

Taybert is cute together, no?

Yup. And I KNOW you're not jokin', darlin'... ;)

*bows head in shame*
Pellan would be a beautiful sight to see... You gotta admit

"a thing of beauty".... lift your head up, darlin'... we're all proud of our gutter residence! :D

LOL!
Ohhhh yes I am.
*brushes off spot in gutter, sits down in it*
Love it.

punchy!!!!!!!!... *blinks* so early in the morning too!

LOL! I skipped class and came on here. thats why ;) LOL!

AHMMMM!!!.. Naughty!.. lol.. now u sound like me!.. hehe..

well seriously.
I didn't want to go and I am tired
what good would it be if I had gone and fell sleep. huh?

we don't have school this week b/c of thanksgiving!... all of a sudden, & ITS BEEN A LONG TIME!, i'm very proud to be an american!.. LMAO!

LOL!!! Jealous *pouts* I have school AND will miss my fav shows because of you americans. *glares at border* UNCOOL!
Lol
eat some turkey for me, k?

oh geeze.. give me ur email!

LMBO!

why e-mail?

*looks around.... whisp[ers*

****DELETED e-Mail******

AWWW!!.. I LOVE IT!!... u can delete now!

Y!>!.. B/c i love u.. and i hate whiners!

Lol whiners? I not whining...
*beams with happiness*
just.. got spammed before ... possibly from this site!

oh.. so sorry.. nope none of that.. promise...

oh..
my..
god.
is this what i think it is

YES. IT. IS!....

NOW. Who do you love!?!

well it won't load
so I guess i love me? *looks in mirror*
LOL!
I love the popper.

...blah.. blah...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe if I leave it up?

............blah.........

nope... you;re just too awesome

erase that comment.. what r u trying to do.. this is top secret .. hush hush!

Now read it ..
<3

I always knew something was up

would that something be rob.. or tay?

haha. I hadn't thought that far :D

LOL! I think Rob.
Tay looks like the subordinate, whereas Rob looks like the dominant.
Tay is too macho to be the top

That is true. I could definitely see him in an apron
cooking things. Which is sexy. Taylor hardly curses during
interviews where Rob... well... he's a dirty birdy.

lol


On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:02:39 -0000

exactly.
Rob is the mans man ... Tay is the "look at my body" man.
Tay would definitely be taking.
*giggles* oh gosh.

haha. well we have now uncovered the secrets of their
relationship. The tabloids got nothin' on us! oh yeah...
(says like the kool-aid guy)
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:12:26 -0000

*giggles*
I know, I know.
we should sell our story to the 'bloids






JOKES
never,

F that. I'm makin' my own magazine!

I need a title. You can be my co-editor.

On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:29:21 -0000

Deal.
I can be your designer.
I design, you know.
Lets call it. Truthlight

thats funny because im a graphic designer! wooo!!!

we will be awesome.

Truthlight... sounds good!
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:50:54 -0000

FOR REALZ?????

*does the graphic design handshake*

I knew you were cool peoples.
we designers gotta stick together.
Truthlight. that what we want?

I just didn't find this banana on google! lol he's my
baby! (if i ever get to really free lance and have my own
business, he's the logo!!!) lol

Truthlight: Sparkling revelations about the cast,
directors, and other useless information.

haha
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:58:44 -0000

I love your naner. I want to pinch its little top nub!

Yes. that sounds like a great mag

My banana is thinking of getting a restraining order
against you.

But I told him that you were just being friendly. lol
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:06:44 -0000

what? a restraining order? why? for watching to pinch his nub?

well yes.. yes that is it.

The banana is just sensitive towards those things...

After talking with him he has calmed down. lol
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:58:20 -0000

*offers chocolate sauce*
peace offering?

Hahahah @ Dirty Birdy that what my 2 yr calls birds thanks to her big brother! I love it!

haha. It's actually my favorite quote from the movie
"Misery".... if you have seen it... lol She's like "Oh...
you're a dirty birdy!!!!" haha. I love Kathy Bates....



On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:25:01 -0000

I haven't seen it but I'll make sure I see it now! LOL

WHAT?! That movie is like, a movie legend. It's the
ultimate stalker horror movie.

Basically this guy is a novelist and get into a car wreck.
This woman (kathy bates) saves him and takes care of him..
but he soon finds out that she's a super creepy fan and
has no plans of letting him leave.


It's amazing!


On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:33:40 -0000

Brilliant punchy!!
Just brilliant!
Now that is something I wanna be in the middle of! Pellan & Taybert sandwich!!

you bring the video camera.. i'll be too mesmerized by it..
*daydreams*

Wait... I'll need a tripod to set the camera on because I'm getting in on that! If I don't die from the shear awesomeness first!

LMFBO
okay okay.
You can have them after me

PUNCHY!!!!!!! Not fair!! I mentioned the sandwich first!! Oh... you can take Kellan. I'll be sure to keep him out of this dream!

LOL! you can have Peter then. But not sure how Pellan will feel about being broken up in the middle of a hot session?
Oh well.
*grabs kellans hair, drags like a cavewoman* come on big boy

LMFAO!! I totally pictured that! Muahahahah!
*hands Punchy a club*
Here! You forgot this cavewoman!

*grunts* thanks.
where cave?
Punchy need find cave with Kellan.
LOL!
ROLL PLAYING! *jumps on Kellan*

LMAO!
*points @ cave*
der go cave. take man. do bad things.

Punchy go cave. Drag Kellan cave.
Caveman style.

TSO you are Trouble! LOL!

That's what your phone said! LMAO!

yup yup!
I laughed at that one.
http://twitpic.com/qrg61
look! my fishys!

Awe! That is a humongous tank!!
I used to have a little 10 gal.

I have one of those too!

right now its sitting beside my big tank. its where my fish had a sleepover.
I just cleaned and moved the tank. it used to be on other side of room.
OMFG is it heavy!
its a 60 gallon. 4' long, 1' deep and 2' tall. its xtremely understocked right now.
going to buy more fish. 9 more to be exact. LOL!

Awesome! Any names in mind! I had one fish and I named him Mr. Bionic.

Lol.
well I have 2 angels, Roslyn and Graclyn
my rubber is Nappy (short for Napoleon the 2nd)
and my tetras.. too many of them and too hard to differentiate. well not really...... *runs to tank*
eh.. there are 8 of them. soon to be 10... not sure if I can name them all and remember the names/differentiate between them.
The betta will have a name that means feirce though :)

Oooh! Name the tatas after your nmm friends!

the tatas?
the skirted tetras? my old ones (RIP) were named Edna and Lucy awww!
lol
"This ones TSO, and that ones RFM, and that ones JMNP and that ones Marce and that ones Popper and that ones Snowy..."
oh gosh.
that would be too much.
I should call them the girls
and wiggle my breasts when I do it

Hahahha! Oops! I meant tetras!

LOL! tata's.. tetras...
I know where your mind is.

That's US Weekly get's there "proof"

uh...... Us Weekly?
That magazine *points up* is Entertainment Weekly

I was talking more of the tabloid type magazines like: US Weekly and OK Magazine and STAR

Entertainment Weekly isn't much of a tabloid type magazine.

OOOOOOOOOH.
I get what you are saying now.
They will take this story, manip the picture so it looks like they are on the street, and run with it
Gotcha *wink*

Exactly..Some how Taybert has been together from the beginning using Kristen as distraction!

*cringes*

Those magazines are shameless...I would be embarrassed to work for them.

I knw I know.
Taybert has been sharing a hotel room since the beginning!

Honestly I can't believe I'm still surprised by what tabloids come up with... as soon as I think the can't more shameless - they paste parts of photos together & make a story.

Obviously people actually purchase these magazines and not just glance at them.

I know I know.
I always laugh at the HORRID photo manip.
I can always see so many flaws and people say "punchy, look at this story" instead of looking at story, I tell them everything wrong with the pic. LOL

I know! I want to slap ppl with the rolled up magazine.

do it..
do it.
Please?

WOW I feel dirty looking at that pic........ Im not sure if its in a good or bad way! LOL

Whenever you're not sure.......... it means it's in a good way....but you just don't want to admit it ROTF :)

I know right who am I kidding! Im coming out in the open


I THINK THIS PIC IS HAWT!

I knew something was up with them! Always eying one another.....

Gawd, it's so obvious ... people are so blind. LOL

When people really hate each other from the get-go it usually does mean they are attracted to each other. It explains a lot.

Well huh.... I hate a lot of people and I don't get ANY
action.


On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:21:39 -0000

Aw, that's a shame. Find someone you do like, force yourself to see their faults, pretend you really hate them and then you'll have lots of hot action!

Man the only twiguys that still left for us is Jasper!

Kellan & Pfach

Robert & Taylor

Quick lets go find Jasper and hide him before he kisses another twi guys! LOL

There's always Daddy Swan for Jasper...
Lol!

NOOOO! wait um maybe! so whats their name Jaslie?

Go team Jaslie!

Go Team Jaslie!!!!

Lol!

hahaha ..... lol

Go Team JASLIE!!.. lol that sounds like Jashley!!...or JAlice

billy and jackson... bickson!... jacilly... jacksilly...LOL

yaay GO TEAM JACKSILLY!!
..

Love Jacksilly! Jacksilly it is! lol

LMAO!

And man, I wish I knew which one of them was the better kisser. But I'm guessing Rob. Coz, you know.. the LIPS.

Yeah this was what i was winting to see. Robert coming out of the closet... how i wish it was true cos i dont want going aroun with any girl.
How I wish Robert PAttinson was GAY!!!

How dare you cut Kris outta the picture. HOW DARE YOU!!! ;)

I HAVE been saying that they have the best chemistry. Better than Tay and Kris or Rob and Kris ;)

i want this on my wall!

LMAO at the pic.. my mom's gonna love it (she's convinced that if there would be a book after Breaking Dawn it would be about how 'the wolfguy' and 'the gay vampire' (I'm just quoting her) then it would be about them coming out of 'the closet'.. LOL


ps. my dad came with a very good question today: what would I do if Robert just knocked of our door and came in.. I honestly don't know what I would do.. probably faint.. LOL

That is... hilariously wrong!
I may be having some pretty crazy dreams tonight thanks to that little picture! Gay men everywhere are now jumping on the Twilight Saga bandwagon!

Oh the homemade shirts we will be seeing for Eclipse! I can picture it now...

"I'd like to be the creamy center of a TayBert cookie."

if kristen saw this, she is going to tease rob ... lol

That's special.

EDIT: Hey, my 1st 1st. LOLZ

um..yea.... hmm...

LMAO!!..

Love it Will, are those your hands, did you do that, this might end up in the news, ROb cheating on kristen with taylor!..LOL

We might get the whole Kristen running over Rob in her mini cooper a lot sooner than we thought. LOL

LOL - excellent, just a little motivation... ;)

I can see Rob now post run over.

"You b****!"

*Runs Hand through hair*

"You messed up my hair."

LOL

ROFLMAO....

and Kristen's response, "stoopid mofo... I told them your ego was bigger..."

by the way, love the new name addition... ;)

I had to. You know I'm not a big Twitter fan, same as Kristen, so that made me LOL.

Oh, I know what you mean... *giggles* just one more way that you & Kristen are made for each other... ;)

Haha, no I can't claim credit for this discovery--not my pic. =)

lol i thought the same thing! i was gonna say if those are your hands, you should be a hand model. get your start in the biz just like rob did. ;)

haha... lol cool!!
yes i was gonna say you should be hand model too!..
well whoever that is they have nice hands!...

hahahahaha

ladies(..and gentlemen?) I present to you the newest Twi couple!

Omg! LOL How on earth did they notice that! Lol
Is that Will in the pic? So THATS what he's been up to.... ;)

I might dig out some of my old mags, see what else, or who else I can play around with.. LOL

Omg can I be in between facing Robert??

there is a line....

that is stuped i hate it it is so rong

thank you - at least im not the only one - just wonding who figure that out lolike really what the hell was on there mind (laugh)

yes i know it is so stuped i hate it what were they thinking

I always say: some people just don't have lives LOL

LMAO

2nd, 3rd, ???? somebody is bored since New Moon has come out, thats gross!!!!

ok, so 6th its all good it isnt a race for me, lol. but honestly some one was super bored. Dont worry Eclipse will be here before we know it.

good thing its not real then huh.

rite, but it is still funny.... i was lol when i got the tweet on my phn :D

Haha! Very funny.

LOVE IT!!!

LMAO

hihi! What do we call them now? Roblor? Taybert?

ummmmmmmmm Ok??????
not funny
at all
maybe to someone with probelms
haha

wow... joke around much?

geeesh.

I know...Looks like someone doesn't get NMM.org's humor.

Obviously...

like... OOOOMMMMGGGGGGGG that is SSSSOOOOOoooo
grrrrooooosssssssss eeewwwww.

That is my interpretation of the grey face....

haha.
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:35:03 -0000

square banana... its a grey face, they dont do humor!!

lol

I like to think there is one grey face out there that can
do humor.. we just need to find one. I'd hate to support a
prejudice against them... although they do look pretty non
emotional..
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:35:55 -0000

lollll your avi always makes me laugh. idk why haha

Interesting!!! Not really an image i want to see though... but to whoever that gets off on this.. all i can say is to each his own... But for the record... THIS PICTURE IS AN ABSOLUTE DISTORTION OF REALITY!!!

LMAO! When I read the title of this post I was so planning on kicking Taylor's a$$! I had to do a re-read, cause all i saw was "Taylor & Rob kissing"! LOL


Hey...dont forget to go over to people's choice and vote for our peeps. :)
http://www.peopleschoice.com/pca/vote/

LOL THATS SO FUNNY

Bella is sooooo 2005.

*wink*

lmfao!!!! thats brill!!!!

Hey guys Ashley Green sent out a tweet

AshleyMGreene Found out some really exciting news!! Details soon to come
6 minutes ago from web

could this be a Breaking Dawn announcement?????
I am praying.

I have been wondering the exact same thing, what a tease...

I was thinking of the same thing ! im praying here too!!!
<gets on her knees and pray> ;o)

Rob and Taylor are preggers! DUH!

LMAO.

LOL, rite ashley is gonna tweet...the stories are tru Rob is preggers,not by kstew like everyone thought....but by non other than Taylor Lautner....baby shower announcement coming soon. LOL!!!

woah, thats EXACTLY what i thought when i saw that tweet! then i thought to myself
*nahh* hahah

Thats pretty damn clever & funny :D

LMAO!

I've been waiting for this moment between these two...not what do I have to look forward too??? *Sobs*

LMAO!

them hand in hand boarding a plane...

romantic meals.......

I'm sure we will see them out and about.. :)

LMAO!

Prob sharing clothes, going to concerts, and maybe *gasp* sitting next to each other!!!

God...I wish there would be an outtake in Eclipse where J/E just admit they have that CERTAIN tension between them! LOL

haha. You never know. Actually if CH directed BD we might
get that because she's crazy enough to actually do it...
lol


On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:39:20 -0000

We don't know what went on in that tent when Bella was sleeping.

..... ROFLMAO!!!....

now ..*eyes bug out*.. all i see is brokeback mountain!!

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Yeah, but sexier. Way less boring. And way, way sexier.

LMAO!!.. YEP... but then i start laughing.... lol!!...

superbad... " i'm ready to see some man on man action!"

WTH Will is hialrious! hahahahaaaaa umm actually rob and tay dont look have bad!

not half bad at all! LMAO!

this is HOT! wish it was true though... ;)

LOL....but I'll take that threesome any day *wink*

im sure Bella would be all over that!!! lol i know i would....

<badthoughts> need to clear my head now lol

wow. i thought someone was being serious. but this is funny. i love joking around on this site

:O Can some1 please give me the link of the actual photo, I cant find it :L

i think its funny a little creepy but funny....and kinda confuseing

omg i was like wtf?
aw don't they make a cute couple!!!

go team jedward!

Ok, we all know it's not real. Have a sense of humor! That said - I think it's hilarious!

Check out this article & video I found. Apparently bands are already lining up for Breaking Dawn's soundtrack - one has even made a TL/BD inspired video.

http://www.examiner.com/x-4908-Twilight-Examine...

I have one thing to say about future soundtracks for Eclipse and BD:


KINGS OF EFFING LEON!!!!!!!

i second that!

Agree......Agree..........Agree!

LOL!!!
This is creeptastic. Gooo Jakeward!
Ah 1 ah 2..ah 1 2 3.... Robbie and TayTay sittin' with Kristen. K-i-s-s-i-n-g.

lol, cute!

I wonder how this person figured this out in the first place...*thinking hard*... *staring at picture*.. alrighty, maybe not so difficult...
*looks at picture again*.. ya know, this could work really well... *drool*..

Oh lawd, I think I need some help to get my head out of the gutter!! xD

Totally not going to lie... that is HOT, lol. I've always had a thing for boy kissing though, maybe it's just me... :P

Nah it's not just you LOL

As long as they are hot :)

I just got home from my New Moon weekend... and I LOVED the movie. Old news to most, I guess. :)

Turns out not watching any spoilers really payed off in my case.

i find it kinda creppy but funny @ the same time..idk :/

who thinks of these things?!! very creative!!! lol

Alright is it just me or is this wrong on so many levels. I have no sense of humour when you mess with Rob!!!

LOL!

They both have the cutest puckered lips!

I never would have thought to do that. Someone is very clever! LOL

Lol. And go figure that it would be a guy that figured that out. =]

LOLLLLLL ! Tayward, Pellan, whos next ? anyone whos mad about this, really needs to rethink their lives haha. the only thing upsetting about this picture is that i wasnt in between them in it ;] hahha!

LMAO

LMAO!!!!

They are so in love *sighs*

;D

Heck yeah! They had awesome chemistry in Twilight and New Moon, so it's no doubt that they'll hook up!

I have to admit, for a second, I thought that picture was real. *blush*

LMAO!

the original photoe is much more better..:(they are so cute,the triangle:ROB,KRISTEN,TAYLOR....(L)

I think their adorable!!!!! Gives a whole new meaning to TRIO!!!

Hoo baby, that would be hot!

I totally remember the Mad Magazine back cover mashups. You fold here, then fold there, put the folds together, voila!!! They were classic.

And now this is too. Well done!!!

=))....WTF!!?...And then I sow the title=))

RobLor?
TayBert?

haha!
i like it!
:o)

lol

you've just made roblor my new fav word :D

lol!

thanks! :o)
glad i could help!

Oh my...

The children that would come out of that couple...

Uhmmmmm....

:P

Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

It certainly made my evevning here, in Russia!!!
that's sooooo hilarious)))
Team Jacward)))))

Long live Taybert!!

LOL.

Rob's probably somewhere giggling like mad over this. And Taylor's probably shaking his head and blushing. hehe.

LMAO

This is my new favourite picture :D

And to think i just made a facebook group for this! :D

thank god i finally found a picture to use for it!

<3

LMAO then this comes to my head *O_o*

I hope this link works, I'm having a nightmare getting this organised. I have posted my letter to Summit on the subjects of NM, BD and MR. If you want to sigh, follow the link. If the link doesn't work, I'll cry!

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/nmmpet/petition.html

Oh god, oh god.
NO, NO. Just. No.

Why is this a post again?

OMJ!!!
I almost died when I saw the headline...

GO TAYBERT! LMAO!

You notice it's a GUY'S arms and hands there in the pic. Good Lord! is there no end to their immaturity?!?! This is why I'm currently having a war on facebook at MEN that can't get over how "gay" the twilight saga is. here's my recent post on facebook. Tell me what ya girls think! LOL!

Honestly, why can't MEN get over 'Twilight'?? OMG..........it's sooooooooooo f**king GAY!! Dude, seriously, grab a beer.....scratch your balls........fart a few times and sit your fat beer gut ass on the couch and watch some football..........oh and SHUT THE F**K UP already!!!!!!!

I was like WTF and when I saw "by Folding Entertainment Weekly Magazine", I had a long *sigh*

This is ridiculous.
Disturbing.
How can people find this hilarious? ( I know, you're just in this for the ~LOLZ)
..

lol it's just people being silly and having fun.

all i have to say is DAMNNN! lol thats kinda hot...in a weird way
TEAM TAYBERT ALL THE WAY!

this is BEYOND hot!

This is just WRONG, WRONG ,WRONG on so many levels!!! lol Poor Krisen left out ..lol She better out her and Robert as a couple already.... EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THEY ARE MOST DEFINETLY A COUPLE , RED HOT COUPLE..... She had to dump Michael to be with Robert.. They couldn't deny their mutual attraction and growing affection for each other very long... After all Rob said himself Kristen was the ONLY reason he took the job to get to know and be near her.....

I love the twilight saga soooo much and I love paramore new moon was soooo good I loved every partit is the best movie and book ever!!! :-)

haha so very very funny...spunk and tay tay

YAY!! BREAKING DAWN IS BEING FILMED IN FALL 2010!!! IM SO HAPPY

Hmmm. This is my all time dream.. I though Rob was hot in Little Ashes this takes the cake. Team Taybert!!!

Hmmm. This is my all time dream.. I though Rob was hot in Little Ashes this takes the cake. Team Taybert!!!