The paparazzi could have zoomed in a bit more the a certain picture, and you guys know which one I'm talking about.

lol wut's up with your jacket , rob ?

With so much Rob activity happenening ATM I don't know how we are managing to survive...lack of sleep, food, work.....We are sure gonna miss it when it dies down again.

Woowoo looking mighty HOT ROB!!! Seriously who's that girl next to him?? Does she work for him or somethin...

who is that guy in a wig standing next to him!!!!!!LOL
oh wait it's a chick i just noticed her beak:) LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't see any of them, or any of the pictures on the website for that matter.
THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

oh God it's so annoying that I can't see any of the pictures..

Where is he going now?

I sent it in but I didn't see it was already posted...Well...what I wouldn't give to have a camera like that

I'm 100% sure if I could see the pics I would be writing something smutty right about now. ;)

Ahhaa, yes, you sure would :D

How do U guys change the name in the top?

I cant do it

HELPPPPP

Like, your name? xhellokitty99x?

yeah i want to add more things 2 it

Click on the disqus comments logo at the bottom of the comments and go to my settings and change it :) x

I been doing it all day Lozza and nothing...

::crying::

YESS! I can see them! Oh my... YUM

Holy Sh1t that third pic *thud*

Next Question.. where are the interviews with Rob from Japan? any floating around the internet yet?

nope cant see these pics either :( I had to go right to the site to see them.

hobolicious as always! Going back to LA right?

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Do we have to mod the image description? Cause that sounds so dirty LOL.

A RP post! I can't see any of the pics!!!

*bursts into hysterical tears*

ME EITHER! :(

*hands gem a tissue then takes one for self**sniff*

*takes tissue, takes a deep calming breath, and gently pats lozza on back*

Thanks! Maybe we will be able to see it later.

I can't see them either, thought it was me but guess not.
*sobbing softly*

Who's talking about too small jackets?

I didn't even notice with that sexy jaw porn and angelic face with a quick peep at his croct..kes quick peek at the persons crocks. Yeh you rock lady in the manky coloured crocks.

LOL

LOL That jacket! I was thinking maybe he grabbed his manager Nick's jacket by mistake--"Oh, well.."

I agree! Who cares how he dresses. I'm more interested in undressing him...
with my eyes that is, lol

Yeah I can finally comment Rob is looking tired but very sexy but the baseball cap is back nooo Rob it has to be the beanie or no hat at all so we can see your gorgeous hair.

Lol the money shot the papz are learning about the fans fantasies!

But it's not the New York cap. I got to thinking he wore it whenever he was away from Kristen, like a secret signal between them or something. Guess not.

I love his hair!

The baseball caps okay, I guess, if he doesn't feel up to fixing his hair. It's the hoodie with the hood up that I'm not fond of--can't see his hair at all with that!

Why is there a picture of his legs? ... Oooh....Dirty dirty dirty!
*goes back to look again* :P

The paps are finally coming around and giving us what we really want. Who cares about his face? It's the crotch for us all the way. LOL

I think you're right...sort of. His face is nice, too.

His eyes--it's a sin he so often covers his eyes with those Raybans. His eyes are so incredible! His stare alone is worth so much...

You're right, I guess. But I love his face. <3 :P Also, I blush every time I look at that third picture, I keep looking though! :P

His backpack if full of Hello Kitty stuff for me!!!

He so wants me 2 be Team Edward...

LOL

That would be hilarious ...if they checked in his luggage at customs...and there was all this Hello Kitty stuff in there--I can just see it now, very little clothes, lots of Hello Kitty!

I would pay to see a picture of that...or of his face when it happened!

Thanks for the mental pic... I love it : )

: (

wish i could see it.

donde estan los button fly jeans?

i think it's this :

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/...

i make wishes come true LOL me wish.

OH! now i can see something!

thanks!

LOL

well a lot isn't shown. too bad.

Kasiii!
how are ya? ^_^

oh wow. thanks for that! ^_^
*sings*
"i can see clearly now..."

hehehehe ^_^

Mariiie.

been better LOL and u ?

ps ; the pants should be invisible. hehe.

i havent talked to u for like weeks? hmm.. see, i dont even remember the last time we talked. *sigh*

i heard u moved? where? why? im missing out tons of news.. =|

i've been worse and now better. family thing. dad gets hospitalize. stress, stress, stress. but yeah, we're doing good now. I'M doing good now. ^_^

hmm... dont u mean transparent? *wink* ^_^

weeks and weeks.

moved to brussels. work experience in the UE department. two days now. it's just getting started.

i hope everything will turn out for the better for u M. u deserve it :* and i am really glad u'r better.

ps; transparent. yes. where did i get invisible from LOL

i know right? weeks and weeks and weeks.. *sigh* i cant believe this... =(

oh wow. thats soo cool! are u with ur family? good luck with ur new work! im pretty confident u'll pull it off. *grins* ^_^

aww.. thanks Kasiii.. means a lot to me. he's getting better, i think, so i guess we'll get better too. ^_^

and yes, where did the invisible came from? hehehe. good thing we think alike! ^_^

i ain't that confident but ain't showing it LOL

but the people are great. it's just been two days.

let's wait a week. to compare hehe.

i hope everything will go back to happiness for u.

and that your dad will overcome what is happening to him.

so much has already happend in these past few months for u.

now it's only time for better.

big hugs.

aww.. thats good then. just keep it up! u'll do great for sure. ^_^

yeah.. maybe a week or two would make u decide it's fun there or not. hehehe.

aww.. thanks again. ^_^ yeah. we've through a lot this year huh? and the year's not even finished yet. yikes! hehehe.

*hugs back Kasiii* ^_^

No button fly. Just zip. I looked and looked for ages, inspectated and then looked at other photos JUST in case he has worn these before. He has and they are not button fly jeans.

I don't mind looking again... LOL

well unfortunately i can't see them at all so i was just_guessing. lol

I don't think those are button flies. But not sure. Wait, I will inspect further.


*Gets microscope and prints picture out*

This may take some time, be back MUCH later. LOL

well thanks for telling me cause i can't see anything. haha

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he looks soooo much better when he isn't dressed like a homeless guy.

is it me or is the jacket too small for him??

but seriously, why am i staring at the jacket when i can just stare at the most important of him....

his face! duh?! hehehe. ^_^

but of course u guys know what im talking about. *wink*

*continues staring*

*sigh*

what a crotch.. er.. sight! i meant sight! ^_^

Jacket is small !
looks like Rob can't find his size




*wink*

or maybe thats not his? *wink* hehehe ^_^

Dirty devil! I've caught you YET again! **facepalm** Have you been hanging out in the gutter lately? =P

*gasp*
didnt know u're still here! dang it!

but yes, i said! u caught me and i dont care! bcoz it's true! muahahahaha. i love hanging out in the gutter. makes me all giddy inside. hehehe. ^_^

*wink* You're lucky I have to go soon anyway!
I don't blame you for hanging out in the gutter...**shrug** I LIVE there...lol ;)

really? how come i dont see u there when im hanging out and staring at rob pics? huh. thats weird... ^_^

because I'm in the darker part of course ;)

hahahaha. for sure! *grins widely*

well at least now my conscience is clear.

u're dirtier than me. period. ^_^

**snicker** Everyone here is lucky I don't type out some of the things I think of...lol

oh well i guess u have to spit it out now huh? tell us whats on ur mind so we can judge that for ourselves...

*in rob's voice*
say it! out loud!

^_^

=O

^_^

LOL what a crotch...er...sight!!!!!

that's too funny!

*wiggles eyebrows*
Hallelujiah!! The wonders of errr... yea.. what a sight!!

*innocent look*
what? i didnt mean to! honestly!

*wink* hehehe ^_^

I really have to stop opening NNM.org at work or people are gonna start thinking I'm crazy. That last pic almost made me fall outta my chair, lol.

Hmm, so he's leaving Japan... wonder where he'll being heading to next?

i cant see anything...!! Nmm.org was down for 5mins..i couldnt log on
i was going insane!!!..

I cant see the Crotch Porn either!!.. Disqus WHYYY!!..

Edit: i can see the LIGHT!!...i wonder he is off to!!....all i know is he has to be in paris Nov 10 then UK nov 11..and i cannot WAIT!!

*changes into Vicky's Secret lacy underwear and trench coat*
*hops in limo to go meet Rob at airport*

Yeah I know I live in Miami...it's a fantasy..okay?

Coming Rob!!!

LOL.
Us Miami girls are stuck with our fantasies for a while.

I am dieing for him to come here!

no shame in living the fantasy.

been there. done that. still am.

LOL

atleast he will be closer too you then me. hehe

ps; i love how japan works on rob.
everytime he is there
a wide smile
and workin the suits.

I live in a Rob bubble about 86% of the time.

it's a happy place bubble to live in.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2233/1593516...

...

*sigh*
i love him.

*sobbing*

I can't see these pics either!

Why, oh why is this happening to me?

sniff sniff.....I can't see the pics

I CAN"T SEE ANYTHING!!!!!!

*bangs head against monitor!!

Poor MG!! I can't watch any of the videos if it makes you feel better...and I'm sure that one with Rob and KStew for HB is super hot...and I can't see it for another 5 hours.

*whispers* OMG, I bought my photo last night, and I'm SO STINKIN EXCITED!!!

My tummy is still flutterin...have to decide on the "extras" to get myself for Christmas!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

LOL! Right now the photo is my only extra...I think I need to go shopping instead! ;-)

Yummy.. And my day gets 100 times better. Oh Rob, there you are...
And pic #3 ..*falls out of chair*

Is it just me or am I the only one who cannot see any images on the site anymore?

I can't see them either!

Why does my computer hate me so?!
I can't see the crotch porn!
*tear*

I know! ahhh!
I can't see it either!!!

Him and Kristen have matching jackets.

He is hot, no matter what he wears, seriously. And he is wearing a black yellow ball cap. Reminds me of my alma mater. hehe

Rob, can you take all of the layers off and just wear the v neck white tshirt. Please.

I agree with him taking off all the layers..but since there is so little skin showing it's just making me want to lick his neck! GRRR!

And the man has the sexiest neck ever. I'm sure that it's chilly, but show some love to the Twilight fans, Rob. Lose the layers!!! LOL

OMG! Pic #3 is sooooo crotch porn!!!!!

Yes! Our favorite type of porn!

HOLY CRAP. i seriously thought he was wearing croqs for a second there. i was about to stop being in any way, shape or form a part of the fandom.

I've never been in the first 10, if that's so I'm soooo happy and in a Robert post wow!

Isnt it exciting!! Congrats to you!!! LOL

it is! LOL I've never been close to the 10 top LOL, I'm always distracted by the post or by the funny and witty comments you guys make and once I start reading I can't stop, with the exception of the HP post,in that one I was totally distracted by the pics that I would have been happy if i could of make it into the top 100th LOL! : )

I love your avie. Love the way he holds a microphone. :)

Thank you soo much *in Kristen's voice at the mtv awards* : ) hugs!!

Crocs?! Really?? **facepalm** I would NEVER wear those in Rob's presence!
Hehe, look at his jacket! It's so small!

I have a pair of crocs that I only wear around the house, cuz I'm embarrassed to wear them out. haha But they are comfy.

LOL they ARE, and I can see why you wouldn't wear them outside the house! **looks back up at lady and shakes head**

I'm losing so many cool points for that I know. LOL

Nope, I'm so unfashionable, I run around in nursing clogs! Very comfy, functional, but Oh! so uncool.

In the house, just barefoot--bet Rob's barefoot inside, too, now that I think about it.

LOL--the things that randomly run thru my mind when I'm on here.

I wished they were cool. Because dang if they are not the most comfortable shoes on the planet. hehe

**eyeroll** Nah, it's fine ;)

It looks like he's laughing at them!

Yeah what is he looking at ??!! shoes ??lol it's so Rob laughing at everything :D

I know. I love him.
It's that smile that mad me go numb and ...
my what lovely weather we are having today!

Probably is!!
Girl **flirty voice** : Hey sexy; like my shoes?
Rob: **laughing**

lol

Poor girl... probably cut her feet off when she went home! I would, just to prevent that atrocity from ever happening again!

Probably...you never know with some twifans...
**shudders at remembering bleeding fans**

LMAO!! beeding fans = Epic Fail!

BEYOND epic!! LOL

I KNOW. I KNOW.

LOL!!!!! Nice avi!

OMG! There's "my precious" looking tired, but still damn sexy! Rrrrrrr

"My precious" LOL

I can hear you whispering that to your computer screen everytime you see him.

I do do that, really....everytime. LOL

He looks so tired but I´m glad he is smiling, I love his smile, I hope he can get a little time off out of the public eye before start filming again

wow am i top 10th?

Quick! Where's he landing?!

Lol

PS- I can't see the pics! I'm freaking out, maaaaaaaan!

LAX I think, I heard that he, KStew, and Taylor are going back to LA to do more promos this week!

Thank you DPH! I have been slacking on my Rob Stalker skills! :-D

LOL, I'm usually not good at being a stalker-pirate hooker but I read it earlier today or yesterday...or maybe I dreamed it? Nah, surely not...LAX it is!

I thought I 'heard' Robby was flying to Texas.. *winks*

Tell your hubby to go away for the weekend! LMAO

T-t-t-exas??!?!??! Holy COW! Let me call the hubby's best friend to distract him! LOL

TEHE!

I may or may not have made that up.. but wishful thinking could make it happen!

Japan seems to agree with him. He always looks so happy there.

Now the world--wide promotion gets into full swing--on to meet up with Kristen and Taylor!

I agree. I think he is more relaxed there, they are definitely a VERY respectful Country, he prob feels safe there. It shows.

Love your avi! Wow, look at that sultry expression! Mmmm!

*runs off to put new pair of shamanties on*

I agree, the last time he was in Japan I nearly exploded from all the hot friggin photos he was in!

Me, too! He always looks so relaxed there, smiling...and he does look so, so nice in a suit.

Of course, his travel attire is always casual. Oh, well...15 hrs on a plane...I guess I travel casual, too (but of course, there's no one to notice me)

Yeah those plane flights have got to be hard on him. Hopefully he has some good entertainment since I'm stuck at work and not on his lap.

LOL

I can just see the flight attendant now, "Umm, miss, the gentleman will be needing to put his seatbelt on now, we've experiencing turbulent weather." You--"Noooo!"

(Then suddenly, you wake up, at home, in your own bed...)

LOL!! Yeah, boo for that being just a dream, but that makes me start singing "CrushCrushCrush" by paramore...

"I'd rather waste my life pretending than have to forget you for one whole minute..."

Probably because the fans and the paps seem more respectful.

6th, hehe

I think I farted.
Picture #3 made me go numb!

WTF!?!?
LMFAO
*facepalm*

I cant see the pictures... ahhhh... going crazy over here!!!
ROB!! Oh where are thou.. sexy!?!?!

Oh no! You must see the pic. Squeeze your cheeks together. You don't want to get embarrassed like me.

LMAO
*blushes*
Oh Jeebus... you are so crazy today!

Lmao.

Oh, TSO. You need to learn to control your gas my dear.
What would Rob think!?

For some reason I pictured the little octopus from Finding Nemo when I read about your farting.

LMAO! Exactly what I felt like!
I inked myself!

Lmao. That's going to be my new description of what happens to me
because Rob.

Only Rob.
Only he can make a 20-something year old woman INK herself !

LMAO!!!
Rob makes us ink ourselves. Muahhahahah.

It took me like 10 minutes to realize what they were talking about.

Geesh. I'm slow today. And I just wanted to say hi :)

It's ok banana. Hi! How are you? Well, this sux for me. I have to actually try to do some work now, before I get fired. I hope to catch you on here later.

Hahaha, it sounds so dirty... I like it!

*in tv guy's deep voice*
Robert Pattinson: causing inking all over the world.

LOL *evil laugh*
muahahaha
Muahahaahh

hahahaha. awesome! now i can totally picture TSO now!

hahahaha ^_^

Did your trusty shamanties help keep the smell to a minimum?

Yeah! Thank God I was wearing the flavored/scented ones!

LOL! Good thinking!

This place would not be the same without you! Truly!

Awe *tear* I'm so touched @ the fact that I made peoples day... simply by letting loose and *whispers* farting!

OMG.. u just made my day! im loving u more and more... hahahaha. ^_^

ROFLMAO!!!
no more Rob-i-flu for YOU! :D
*snorts* seriously, I am laughing out loud... and getting weird looks from my co-workers... *clicks like"

ROFLMAO!!

RFLMAO ... only you.

Who else? Now that's what I call making me lose control!

ROFLMAO! I hope you didnt put a hole in your shamanties, can they withstand that kind of pressure? LMAO!

*takes quick peek at shamanties*
Oh God! No. How embarrassing!
*runs to change*

hmmm... we may need to retune production to prepare for such "outbursts"... LMAO

Definitely! Good thinking! I can't sell these things like this.
*runs to retune production*

asbestos would account for the impact & possible combustion issue... but not so comfortable on the tush... *puts on thinking cap* hmmmm....

Hmmmm *keeps thinking*
*whispers to snowy*
I'm so forking embarrassed... everyone laughed at my gas thingy that happened.
No one should have to go through this ever again.
*keeps thinking*

oh darlin', don't be embarassed... I have a medical condition that causes excessive gas anytime I drink citric acid-based beverages (ie, almost any juice you can think of), so you can imagine what pop does to me as well - it also kicks in with tomato based foods or drinks... so I only drink water & milk if at all possible...

and you ain't been embarassed until you start belching & farting in public in the middle of the mall... and your 2yo yells out, "Oh mommy, THAT one was STINKY!!"

yeah, true story...

hmmm... go with the asbestos but add a moisturizer? *keeps thinking*

Oh... sorry to hear that!
*keeps thinking*
How about a soft form of adementium? You know? The stuff wolverine is made of.

hhmmmmm.... adamantium... wolvie... *drifts off in thoughts of Hugh Jackman*

dammit, you distracted me!

But.. it'll work. Right?

*shakes head* huh?!

OH! yeah, sorry... ;)

I think it would work... perhaps we could also distill Rob-i-flu into a lotion, and sell them together? make sure there's no issues with chafing, ya know? :D

*snickers @ chafing*
Yeah, I know.
*gets to work right away*

ROFLMAO!!!

ROFL

Am I the only person experiencing problems seeing pics on nmm.org today? I can see video...but none of the pics posted today...very weird.

and very annoying...being in the dark I might add.

AHH!

Same here!

*sigh*

I can see the pics now!

Thank you!

Hope the rest can see them too!

Nope. Still can't see them.

You are so lucky!!

No, I can't see them either! I was sincerely hoping it wasn't my computer1

*looks closer* TSH?! is that you!?

yes my sweet it is!!!

*rubs eyes* I thought I was seeing things!

Good to see you, darlin'! Are you still State-side, or have you returned to the motherland? ;)

Careful. Laughing can also lead to farting!

Come back to us Rob! Come back!!!! We are eagerly waiting....

Oh, and happy to be in the top 5...yay!

Alright! 4th on a Robbie post.
um.. that last picture?
Uh.. okay.

2nd! YAY for him heading back to LA for more promos, at least he'll be back on my continent again!

Look everyone, his shirt is buttoned correctly! W-O-W!

**Gasp** You're RIGHT! It's a miracle!!!

His stylist must have helped him this morning!

LOL or maybe he just wasn't in a rush

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woot woot first again! and apperently second ...welll just ignore that other one my computer was being stupid but anyway i would love to be on that plane with him .. i would hate to be him though on a plane stuck with like a thousand ppl and they all proli want an autograph

Yay!!! Congrats on first, woman!!!!!!! **throws confetti**

thnx mucho *rolls around in confetti*

LOL!

Congrats on the first! I'll take your 2nd! ;-)

no problemo thanks and congrats on 2nd=]]]