For Team Jacob — Hilarious Fan Made Video and Song For Bella, You Belong With Me

by LMCullen on December 22, 2009 · View Comments

I laughed so hard watching this video! The fan made video and song uses the music from Taylor Swift’s You Belong With Me, changed the lyrics and made it from Jacob’s perspective.

Dreaming about the day that you’ll wake up and find .. you hate Vampires and Love Canines ..

LMAO!

[Thanks, Sonum!]

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1 I_Am_Happy 12.22.09 at 1:56 pm: 1st?! :O
2 Sparks_TeamPellan 12.22.09 at 1:56 pm
3 Hollywood2Brooklyn 12.22.09 at 1:57 pm: WTF
4 LMCullen 12.22.09 at 1:57 pm: Have you heard it yet?! OMG hun I laughed SO hard!
5 PeaceLoveTwilight(TeamTaycob) 12.22.09 at 2:02 pm: Looool
Thats really funny!
6 lutz_of_love 12.22.09 at 2:02 pm: Hes all pale and Im so tan…he's kinda b!tchy and Im Im all man.

That was hilarious!
7 TheHolyThief 12.22.09 at 2:03 pm: Haha, he's getting the recognition he deserves. This made me lol so hard.
8 lutz_of_love 12.22.09 at 2:03 pm: OMG that's the funniest s**t I've heard in forever!
9 JasperSaysRelax 12.22.09 at 2:04 pm: OME that has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time. LOL.
10 JasperSaysRelax 12.22.09 at 2:05 pm: Agreed
11 PlainTwilightDork 12.22.09 at 2:08 pm: Oh… my… God… I have never laughed this way! Ever!

It's a mix of giggling, laughing, snorting, barking, and grunting. Seriously, you guys don't wanna hear it. It's freaking weird and embarrassing, although out of this world (in a good way) at the same time.

*hides behind a tree*
12 Hollywood2Brooklyn 12.22.09 at 2:12 pm: *stomps foot*

NO!!! *sniff*

I have an appointment to visit a client in a bit. I, um, might have to leave early to get a “cup of coffee” at an internet café. Tee hee hee.
13 Hollywood2Brooklyn 12.22.09 at 2:15 pm: *jumps up and down*

I wanna know! I wanna know!!!

Would someone PLEASE write down the lyrics? I’ll send you a batch of my famous Frangelico Peanut Butter Fudge. I even gave a batch to the PA’s that worked for Rob during Remember Me. I, uh was trying to get them drunk enough to let me into Rob’s trailer lol.
14 Hollywood2Brooklyn 12.22.09 at 2:17 pm: *throws bear & Cullen crest confetti*

Congrats on first and thanks for sharing some of the lyrics!!! It sounds SUPER funny.
15 Lamia Pattinson 12.22.09 at 2:18 pm: Hahahahahahaah!!!! OMR!!! THAT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS!! Hahaha..!! HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING!! DANM THAT WAS FUNNY!!
16 Hollywood2Brooklyn 12.22.09 at 2:20 pm: LMFAO

Silly goose! Love the avi btw.
17 MaxineA 12.22.09 at 2:20 pm: *dances* Haha Yes! I've never lolled so much in my life.
My Taylor poster is raising his eyebrows at me and my Rob poster is just looking at me in disgust… Kristen… well shes just thinking “What the Eff”
18 IndiesR 12.22.09 at 2:23 pm: ROFLMFAO!!!!
19 CF/Say 'Ello 2 My Lil Friend 12.22.09 at 2:28 pm: *Beating fist on table, grabbing midsection, dying of laughter*

That was so freaking funny.

**** if Kristen is not hot in that EW photoshoot with Taylor.

*Imagining her in those snakeskin tight pants sitting on my shoulders*

Extra shamanties anyone?
20 lutz_of_love 12.22.09 at 2:29 pm: Ok this is for you and for everyone who cant see the video.

Your in the wood with you vampire Edward Cullen
He’s always whining and complaining he’s so sullen
Cause he doesn’t get your human like I do
I'm at the gym it’s a typical Tuesday night
Lifting the kind of weight that he doesn’t like
And he’ll never know your family like I do
But he sparkles and I’m so hairy
He’s so sexy and I’m so scary

Dreaming bout the day when you’ll wake up and find
That you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can’t you see
You belong with me

Hanging out in Forks whiles he’s in Italy
I can’t help thinking this is how it ought to be
Howling at the moon thinking to myself
Hey, isn’t Ed sleazy
And you’ve got a beauty that can light up this whole town
I haven’t seen it since he brought those bitters around
You say your fine I know you better than that
What are you doing with a sucker so whack?
He’s all pale and I’m so tan
He’s kinda b!tchy and I’m all man.

Dreaming bout the day when you’ll wake up and find
That you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can’t you see
You belong with me

If you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can’t you see
You belong with me

If you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
I’m down here on all fours
So why can’t you see
You belong with me

(Repeat Chorus 3 times)
21 CF/Say 'Ello 2 My Lil Friend 12.22.09 at 2:32 pm: I don't front. I am Team Edward, but looking at the lyrics. Umm .. are they not a bit true? hehe
22 snapcrakklepop~CW4BD 12.22.09 at 2:32 pm: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant!! But I have to say- when I first saw it, at 2:04 the light in the background makes it look like Taylor's nose is suuuuuper big LOL! If you pause it there the pic quality is kinda fuzzy so it looks like he's got a huge honkin schnozz!
23 JMtoCullen 12.22.09 at 2:33 pm: LMFAO!!!! This is sooooo funny!!
24 JMtoCullen 12.22.09 at 2:33 pm: LMFAO!!!! This is sooooo funny!!
25 CF/Say 'Ello 2 My Lil Friend 12.22.09 at 2:33 pm: “Lifting the kinda weight that he doesn't like”

OOOO Burn!!!!
26 BellasLoveFlippy TeamEmotional 12.22.09 at 2:33 pm: ROFLMAO!!

But he sparkles and I’m so hairy
He’s so sexy and I’m so scary.
27 PhoenixMP3 ~ Mrs. Cudmore 12.22.09 at 2:35 pm: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha
28 MythicalMonster 12.22.09 at 2:36 pm: If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you…

Aww, that song is brilliant!!! LMAO!!!
29 lutz_of_love 12.22.09 at 2:37 pm: They kinda are…
30 robfan1st 12.22.09 at 2:56 pm: Right? It's very funny! I'm glad someone is looking at the light side of this debate. It's just a book, people!

BTW Kristen and Taylor are adorable in that photo shoot video. Ultra cute.
31 Spectra 12.22.09 at 2:58 pm: Omg, that was hilarious!! Reminds me of Weird Al Yankovic. Totally loved it!
32 Spectra 12.22.09 at 3:00 pm: Yes, here I am getting ready for a big showdown lol, hopefully people stay light. I love that photo shoot video clips too, I've never seen it before.
33 LMCullen 12.22.09 at 3:01 pm: I'm still giggling over it!
34 lutz_of_love 12.22.09 at 3:01 pm: hahaha Weird Al Yankovic and all his parodies I loved them….for the most part.
35 eva6kora {THE LEG HITCH LOVER} 12.22.09 at 3:18 pm: L.M.A.O !!!

That's all I can say….

*bursts out laughing again*
36 Gaby 12.22.09 at 3:30 pm: LMAO! that Hilarious!!

Who would know? Jake is Taylor Swift fanS

**WINKS *** LOL
37 lutz_of_love 12.22.09 at 3:35 pm: I wish I could play this in front of her! I would love to see her reaction to this! LOL
38 MythicalMonster 12.22.09 at 3:36 pm: aww, I love that photo shoot clip as well!!!
39 pinktwilightlover 12.22.09 at 3:51 pm: I know, hilarious!
40 pinktwilightlover 12.22.09 at 3:52 pm: Haha, this was awesome, really funny!!! I love remixes like this. I am team Edward all the way, but i loved it anyway because I can see the humor and for me a bit irony, and some of the lyrics are quite right xD Great job for the one who made this!
41 Hollywood2Brooklyn 12.22.09 at 3:53 pm: *car starts to bounce & shake to hysterical laughter from the sole occupant*

O.M.F.G.

The song is so flipping hysterical!!! I still haven't seen it though. Lutz sent me the lyrics so I sang it in the car out loud.

This was a gem LMC!!! Good call on this one! Woot woot!
42 Hollywood2Brooklyn 12.22.09 at 3:56 pm: *holds onto sides to prevent from ripping and tries to keep control of car*

Oh My Goodness!!! I just sang this in the car & almost start to jump the light because my foot started to slip from the break from laughing!

I can not thank you enough for sending me the lyrics. I'm going to memorize them & sing that the next time the song comes on the radio!
43 claracitti 12.22.09 at 3:57 pm: hey who has done it:great job,well done!it is hilarious.:Dlol
44 lutz_of_love 12.22.09 at 3:58 pm: LMAO! Dont have an accident! Your welcome! I love love love this version I cant wait to show this to my kid she'll love it!
45 rosie_is_team_carlisle 12.22.09 at 4:03 pm: LMAO
46 wolfiexx 12.22.09 at 4:20 pm: LMFAO! so hilarious! i just couldn't stop laughin!

i think kristen and taylor are so cute together..not maybe the way like robsten but like best friends! so so cute
and it's funny that the song is taylor swifts..i mean taytay and swifty are dating or something and the whole package is just linked together.. lol
47 WolfGirl[BlackChristmas] 12.22.09 at 4:32 pm: That was forkin' hilarious! That just totally made my day
48 SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR 12.22.09 at 4:36 pm: Loved it, was very well done!
49 SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR 12.22.09 at 4:36 pm: Thanks so much for sharing, that was so worth it!
50 SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR 12.22.09 at 4:37 pm: LOL – it's true, yeah? “he's kinda b!tchy…” LMAO
51 Billie 12.22.09 at 4:45 pm: I love the one line Watcha doing with a sucker so whack? Love it so funny but why so techno?
52 30yearoldtwifan "Team Slade" 12.22.09 at 5:15 pm: They made Jacob sound like a Jock! LOL Nope Ill stick with my moody vamp man myself
53 AshleyAnne5 12.22.09 at 5:28 pm: hahahaha this was awesome!! I was laughing so hard!!!
54 SC~3rd_Wife(TeamSM) 12.22.09 at 5:31 pm: ….Dreaming about the day when you'll wake up and find that you hate vampires and love canines

Hope you get to hear it soon!
55 Riss<3Twilight-TeamBELLA 12.22.09 at 5:49 pm: IF you only look at the bad side of Edward and the good side of Jacob…
LOL
56 minkymink_TeamWhyCantIHaveBoth 12.22.09 at 5:51 pm: ummm….wow…. if bella were to see this… all i can say is poor Edward….
57 Riss<3Twilight-TeamBELLA 12.22.09 at 5:51 pm: This… was… hilarious.. I love that some people go out of their way to make videos like this for us. Great way to start the day! LMAO
58 Taycob_Wolfie 12.22.09 at 6:35 pm: haha hillarious!!! OMG this song is gonna stuck in my head now! lol
59 kerbear585 12.22.09 at 6:50 pm: lol that was great. i really enjoyed that. i love how they got Remember Me fight clips in there!! into that man
60 lutz_of_love 12.22.09 at 7:13 pm: Did you see they posted the Christmas card I sent on EM.org? People didn't like it though..oh well!
61 SnowyHedwig <3 NM, hate MR 12.22.09 at 8:25 pm: LOL – well, he was kinda scary looking… *pats Lutzy's shoulder* it's OK' darlin', I still love you!
62 Jake's Chew Toy 12.22.09 at 8:25 pm: those were the best PARTS!!! woo! TEAM JAKE!!! lmao!
63 obsessivecullengirl 12.22.09 at 8:28 pm: amazing who ever did that!! good job!! i loved it!! even though i am TEAM EDWARD!! i still loved it!! but hey i am TEAM TAYLOR!! LOVED the LYRICS!!
64 Renee Marie B 12.22.09 at 8:31 pm: that was amazing! hahaha!!
65 Ravinnnx 12.22.09 at 8:52 pm: I love this:D
~<3
66 twihard17 12.22.09 at 10:19 pm: haha this has been the ringtone on my phone for a while now! i also have one of someone singing a remix of heartless called “I want to be like Edward Cullen” amazing!
67 TeamRotation (Meg1) 12.22.09 at 10:22 pm: LOL That was pretty good! Loved the “he's kind of b*tchy” line. haha.

And some of the EW footage.. I don't recall seeing; they both looked so damn cute in those pics/video footage! Looked like they had a lot of fun doing it, which is nice.
68 TayRobLovin 12.22.09 at 10:22 pm: “he's kinda bitchy and i'm all man.”
true dat

haha i loved this. the clips from the photo shoot were really cute, too.
69 Ronnie5683 12.22.09 at 11:24 pm: THIS WAS SOOOOO FUNNY, IT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL LMFAO
70 McVampy 12.22.09 at 11:49 pm: LMAO HOW FUNNY IS IT !!
have you got it working yet or still relying on the lyrics??

so so funny !!!!!!!
71 RobLoverDownUnder♥wantRob4Xmas 12.23.09 at 12:13 am: ♫ ♪ He's so sexy and I'm so scary ♪ ♪ ♫

LOL Creative people with lots of time on their hands–I love them!
72 Chaskes_Lover (HeKnowsMe) 12.23.09 at 1:04 am: Edward is bitchy??? Who would've came to THAT conclusion? lol *snort* Song was GENIUS!
73 dRE-TeamCheeeerryBomb! 12.23.09 at 4:44 am: i loved that part!!! cant stop laughing right now!!LOL
74 NTJB-TeamNOtoMRforBD! 12.23.09 at 4:46 am: If the Cullens liked going bowling and had nicknames written on their shirts, EC would totally be called, “Sullen Cullen”!!

LM, that was brilliant! T4P!!

And I love how Cedric Diggory guest starred in this video lol.
75 dRE-TeamCheeeerryBomb! 12.23.09 at 4:50 am: THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN!!!
and it's all true!! well, some.:))
76 angeliclark 12.23.09 at 12:17 pm: This is awesome! hahah. Love it!
77 minkymink_TeamWhyCantIHaveBoth 12.23.09 at 4:39 pm: *points to PTDs avi* is that a unicorn i see?
78 PlainTwilightDork 12.24.09 at 4:48 am: Well, that depends on how you look at it.
In my eyes, I see 5 unicorns.
That, or the fact that I'm getting loony.
79 Jessica Madrigal 12.24.09 at 10:02 am: lmao this video is too funny but i love it
80 kelzs 12.24.09 at 2:33 pm: i love it . so funny