I couldn't help but notice how Rob draped his arm over Kristen's shoulder. I think it's really sweet.

KISS her Rob KISS HER!NOW!I wanna see it:Dtoo

KISS him Kristen KISS HIM!NOW!I wanna see it:D

Scummit is preparing a surprise

@Twilight Thanks for getting us over 200k followers! Stay tuned...we are preparing a very special Twilight Saga surprise for you!

oooh yay i hope its a good one! i've been disappointed by the last few 100 "suprises" i've been told to wait for regarding all this shiz. GIMME BD NEWS NOWWWWW!!!! plz :)

I kinda miss them... *tears*

Oh where art thou Robsten?

God I miss our Robsten!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Where are they ....


Do we have to wait till Sundance to have a peek at Kristen :(

I know. It's bad enough that we aren't getting any updates as far as Eclipse and BD are concerned.


We gotta have something. lol

Ooooohhh, ROBSTEN!!!! =DDDDDD Aren't these from a long time ago though? Why is Empire releasing them now? Lol...

RRRRROOOOBBBBBBBSSSSSTTTTEEEEENNNNNN LOL
I love those two together :)
I see a lot of people in many places on the internet saying "She's so lucky to have him", and I say the exactly opposite "He's so lucky to have her" LOL

For some reason Disqus isn't letting me reply to comments UGH...Anyway Rob is so lovable...it makes no sense. I've stopped trying to make sense of it. I'm so looking forward to Eclipse now because I love Taylor too...but I gotta say I'm nervous about Breaking Dawn...after the wedding and honey moon...the minute Bella gets preggers, I'm gonna close my eyes....plug my ears...I can't watch the rest...what an abomination.

lol Rob's hair looks awesome in this photo shoot. He really looks so shy, innocent...sexy......everything beautiful in these pictures...ohhhh Rob....

he should get insurance for his hair!!...seriously it has its own zip code!!...

oh heck yeah!

it could run a whole freaking country if it wants to.. ^_^

i vote bouffant for president!!!

i second that vote!!...

*starts campaign the Bouffant for president *

chanting!!
*president Bouffant*
*president Bouffant*

LMFAO!!
Thanks! Now I caught myself chanting that ish at work. Out loud.
I swear they are going totally institutionalize me one day.

LMAO!!..

haha dont worry when you get put in a stray jacket, i'll visit you with Unicorn cookies every weekend!..

*president Bouffant*..

*mental picture*
Me in a straight jacket
in a padded cell
bouncing around from wall to wall
my hair all matted
drooling
chanting "Bouffant for President Mother F*ck3rs, Bouffant for President"

tee hee.. awesome!!! we should make it official then!

we're the official campaign managers of the bouffant!!! ^_^

*throws fist in the air with Wolfi*

President Bouffant! President Bouffant! ^_^

It's a British bouffant, it would have to be Prime Minister!

*facepalm*
oh yes! of course! of course! i totally forot that.. *shakes head*

Prime Minister it is! ^_^

Prime Minister's questions would be interesting.
The Right Honourable Bouffant. That's really funny.

"Right Honourable Bouffant ---- bahahahaha. love it!!! ^_^

oh god. how i love the buoffant. the hair alone could do wonders for me. *sigh* ^_^

Something to grab hold of! Oh, no then his *$$ would be neglected. OK, one hand on each.

oh no.. his @ss wouldnt be neglected. i wont allow that. *shakes head*

*thinks to self*
but then again... there's that, that, that and that of course.... hmmmmm...

*runs fingers in her lips*
decision, decisions, decisions... ^_^

There's so much of him. It would take hours, no days, to give every part of him the attention they deserve.
The Right Honourable Bouffant, MEMBER of Parliment!

hahahahaha. well said cara! soo freaking perfect! love it! *giggles* ^_^

oh yes. we need to be very thorough when it comes to rob. definitely. *wiggles eyebrows* ^_^

We really can make anything sound filthy. Makes you proud to be a Twihard.
I will now laugh every time there's stuff on the news from Westminster and will probably keel over when I hear those words.

hahahaha. yeah. sooo proud to be a twihard indeed! we're just bunch of crazy and fun people arent we? literally anything goes into our twilight-inspired brains... hehehe.

well mainly rob does that to us. that man can really do wonders! *smirks* ^_^

The smutty fun is so much better than taking it all too seriously.
I bet Rob works wonders in many ways. He does in my imagination anyway!
The way his hips move during the strut is my happy thought, it cheers me up no end. My face is getting sore from smirking at that!

hahahaha. me too! my imagination and me are like a team when it come to smutty fun and rob. oh wow. i just said those word in one sentence.. *giggles* oh god. yes! the strut! it's the sexiest strut EVER! my heart would just stop beating everytime i watched that part in NM. MY. GOD. he didnt even have to say a word. just strut would be enough for me. tee hee... ^_^ and i am now listening to KOL's S3x on fire. PERFECT! ^_^

Marie, you are a genius for giving me that idea. Watch NTJB's gif of the strut while listening to S*x On Fire.
Hot-diggidy-damn, I nearly disappeared in a puff of shuddering smoke!!

tee hee.. im glad u like it cara! yeah. she gave me that gif too. told her she just killed right then and there. my god. could The Strut be any hotter?? *fans self* ^_^

No, it could not. Unless it was naked. That would be OK.

OH. MY. GOD.

u're a genius cara! *giggles*
hmmmm.... im thinking...

Rob - clothes x Strut = Unicorns galore

this is my fave equation now.. definitely.. *smirks* ^_^

It's amazing how easy it is to imagine that. We must spend way too much time thinking of his nuddy body. We should be disgusted with ourselves!!
I need to stop this smut and go watch Wolverine. Oh wait, Hugh Jackman. More smut!

hahahaha. no way! i wont/couldnt stop thinking about rob that includes his hair, lips, jaw, body, strut, smile, laugh, eh.. i think i need to stop. i might say something i might get mod'd. *wink* tee hee.. he's pratically everything to me now.. ^_^

*stares into rob's pic*
"u are my life now..."
*giggles* ^_^

oh yes.. Hugh Jackman.. my god. i dont mind being slashed by those claws.. those sexy metallic claws.. hehehe ^_^

I thought the strut was good enough with Monsters playing but now I'll have to go watch it with S*x On Fire playing!!
The strut is a legend now. In the space of a fortnight it has become iconic.
The Strut has to be honoured with capital letters now; it's earned them!

hahaha. agree!!! it has to be put like this now "The Strut". so respectable.. love it! tee hee.. ^_^

Yeah, it's taken on a life of it's own.
The Strut, starring Robert Pattinson. Soundtrack by Kings of Leon, S*x on Fire.

oh hale yeah!!! now u're talking!!!

eeeekkkk!!! that totally made my day! love, love, love it! *claps hands* then critics would say something like:

"Amazing!"
"Stunning!"
"A masterpiece!"
"Definitely a Must-see!"

hehehe. damn! i'd totally go and see that! probably triple than when i watched NM! *giggles* ^_^

WOW. wish i could grab rob like that.

kristen... such a lucky girl.. ^_^

kristen: "he's mine b*tches!!!!" *fierce, sexy face*

^_^

Awwww...it's younger Rob and Kristen. I can tell that they've aged a little since this photo shoot!

It's funny how Rob is barely touching Kristen here...yeah, he doesn't hold back now!

I'm so glad they let his eyebrows go a little wilder now. That definitely helps!

They have aged a bit. These photos look so sweet & young.

That's why they better get on with shooting BD! time is ticking!
tick tick tick tick tick

i love how she is like clawing into his chest and he has that s*** eating grin and loving every second of it!

i know right, they have been MIA since before Thanksgiving. no pictures or nothing, must just be staying close to family and having some time to themselves. which i don't blame for them :)

rob looking tall and lean is so hot !!!

I love everything about Rob....no matter what, he always looks good to me...my only peeve is someone else hanging onto to him in the photos, as usual. *hmmp*

He's very photogenic. hehe. But hell, they all are! ;)

I love Rob when he has that big, dopey grin... he looks so damn adorable (and like he's up to something). haha.

Yeah, one day it will be you...I'm sure! And then I'll kick you out and it'll be me and him!

ROFLMAO!

loves kristen's hair in this...rob's? not so much.

Rob: I want to be a young dad... *sigh*..........

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/12/new-r...

*sighs for about 10 mins*

My goodness..

Rob makes me love him more and more after each interview.

I love the little comment after the first video..
"I think my uterus skipped a beat when he talked about Kids" LOL


Yay for Robsten babies. ;P
They'd be some glorious children of the Gods. lmao

Lmao
You bet.

They would make gorgeous babies!

thx for sharing:) this interview is so bloody cool. it's sweet, genuine, and sincere.

oh *rob*

*sigh* I think I love him more now, if that's possible...

That was a sweet interview :)

OMG.

Is it possible for me to love this man any more?

If you want to be a young dad, hurry up and finish negotiating the BD contract. You'll be a 17 year old dad, or, wait, a 108 year old dad. hmmm.

Our uteruses are lining up for you, Rob. Don't be shy. Maybe you want a lot of children?

Oh Em Gee!!
I thought he didn't like kids!! Now he wants to be a young dad....
I'm ready and willing to be his baby momma.
My uterus is ready too
C'mon Rob! Come to momma!!

Hey get in line.. the line starts behind me.. lol

I am in line... see
*points to self at front of line*

F*%$...he's done it now.

*stands in line...taps her pelvis...get ready down there*

Haha you talk to your pelvis? I sing to mine and make it thrust back and forth like Elvis!

What is with the 2nd pic? Is that KStews sexy face??

She is all like: Grr...I am a sexy b*tch...

Pattinson: *chuckles* te-he....that is my nipple you are grabbing, watch it, we will need that for later...

LOL

IDK, I kinda read the second pic like:

Kristen: RARW. *makes sexy face* Remember that unicorn from yesterday? That was cool.
Rob: *British accent* Indeed it was. *looks sheepish* Let's go find some more.

LMAO!!!

Good interpretation....I think it can go either way.... depends on how kinky your mind is....I look at the pic and only think of his nipple and other parts of his anatomy... LOL

;)

I see your point. Hey, maybe he got his Eclipse nipple scar from this photo shoot? LOL. She does look like she's capable of inflicting damage there.

Miss Kristen's hair that color and that length! Rob has really lovely hands...he's just beautiful all over isn't he? Sigh. Every time he smiled in New Moon I nudged my friend's elbow...lol...in that scene when he walks towards Bella in the parking lot...we were just freaking out lol...and his smile...man.

he killed me with this smile..this is the only scene I remember clearly ....actually I am writing in my grave

The Strut!!! The STRUT!!!!!

http://i46.tinypic.com/344tc0j.gif

Walking s*x.

<dies>

*watches link*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


*dies*

Everyone has to listen to Kings of Leon, S*x on Fire while watching this. Trust me, it's an experience!!

soooooooooooo true!

*sigh*...the walk, the sexy smirk....

Hewwo!!

The hair!!!!!

<topples over>

oh, yes, and the hair!!!!!

DIVA STRUT! I listened to Monsters 3 times on repeat in the car yesterday imagining this the whole time...

I think his s3xiness has become a road hazard for many of us!

*drool*

EDIT:

OME!!!! I just watched the Diva Strut again with my 2 year old daughter here and, no word of a lie, she said: "Mommy, I wanna give a hug and kiss!" I just about DIED and thought, well at least she's got great taste and YEAH, so would I!!!! (we are trying to teach her greetings and goodbyes for Christmas, but still...)

I keep changing my walk when I listen to it. That's fine in the house but walking along the street past a building site, that strut gets you some funny looks!

I can't believe people drive while listening to the theme to the event that sells out shamanties everywhere, aka the strut?

You ladies have far stronger minds than I lol.

NTJB would just made my freaking day i'm gonna watch this over and over THANK YOU!!!!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a Twilight night lol.

You should add that as an audiobook to your twixmas album!!! lol

Noooooooooo!!! WTF?! It's too early for dying!!
*Screams in Edwards desperate Twilight voice*
Carlisle......

But, but, but...

Walking... s*x... bashful... smile... Bouffant...blowing...wind...

Golden...eyes

<dead>

Saved it. Rob kills me in these movies...and everywhere else in every other way...I'm team Jacob in the books but totally Switz in the movies...

OMG did you noticed the itty bitty shyness that came through at the end when he's about to ask her ot marry him...I SWEAR I saw shyness...oh and then in that first scene in the parking lot, the way he says "your birthday is definitely something to celebrate"..and then the smile...oh lord.

Dude, I always feel like I'm ovulating when the strutmiester makes that little "mmmm" sound right before he kisses her! Then, the first peck. The sound of that... SMH. I literally go insane for those three seconds. Those three seconds are like better than Twilight lol. And it's mainly because EC is happy. He's so darn gloomy for the rest of it.

Until the proposal scene. I've definitely noticed how he does that little smile again. You could see the wheels turning in his head as he realizes he's hit the jackpot in preventing Bella from becoming a vampire. It's such a yummy five to ten seconds.

But it's not fair how Robward's little smiles make me feel all gooey inside. I'm a grown woman, he doesn't even exist, and I go gaga over his smiles. WTF lol?

*shakes NTJB violently*
Carlisle.....
Just turn her.... I can't have her dying every 5 minutes.

<Bella in the truck at the end of NM> But I want Edward to do it. </Bella in the truck at the end of NM>

I love when Kristen says "do it," as if she's asking him to +@#* her lol.

That Kristen with her double entendres lol.

I love it. The best scene though was during the break up when she looks at him and says "I'm coming" then he says "Bella, I don't want you to come"
LMAO!! I almost peed in my pants!!

LMAO OMG I thought I was the only one who notices that!!!!!! "IM COMING!" "Bella, I don't want you to come"

"But whyyyy your pole is so sparklyyyy :)"


I mean seriously, how do they not notice these things?! It could have been fixed so easily if she would have just said "Im COMING with you" and Edward could have said "I won't let you" or "I don't want you" or something else!!!!! ugh lol

We would have twisted it anyway!! Especially those of us familiar with Tattward. He wants Bella to come before he does.

You and CF911 with that darn line. Darn it! I'm always about to cry and when that line comes on, I see the nmm homepage, CF's avi, and bahahahahahahaha.

Totally not cool for the breakup scene lol.

It was perfect!! Totally ruined the sadness of the moment forever!!
WTG MR!! WTG!
*mutters under breath*
That dumb b!tch f*k'd it all up!

Oh, dammit, stop posting that or I'll never be able to stand up again!
No, keep posting it, it's worth it!

Bahahahahahhahha.

Cara it's been ages!! What's up?

Well, after watching the strut again, I'm definately 'up'! hehe.
I was thinking it's a shame that no one thought to record the strut from behind. That would have been a nice extra on the DVD.
How are you? Still perverted?!

Oh. Kay.

Strut from behind.

NTJB officially dead.

NTJB's ghost: Always and forever perverted baby. I'm trying to memorize the hairs on his happy trail lol.

Oh, I know, the thought of his sweet cheeks undulating away is drool-worthy. Wouldn't want to miss the smile though so a split-screen would be perfect. EC-coming and going!
I think I've counted the hairs on the happy trail. And Felix holding him by the throat gets more erotic with every viewing.
I love Edward and I love Rob.

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Rob my Rob! You look so young here! He has totally matured in his looks since Twilight. Still Yummy!

I'm with NTJB!! Gimme Eclipse today and BD tomorrow!
I wanna see these 2 on Isle Esme and broken headboards and feathers and full body bruising already!!
C'mon Scummit!!

i would like to order a robifloat...i also need a 10 pack of shamanties and a 2 dozen unicorn cupcakes...how long will it take to fill that order...because ive got 2 months til remember me and i need a rental contract that will get me to opening night...happy holidays...lol

*yawn* mornin' gutter meadow darlin'!

I'm with you... bring it on! :D

Good morning gutter meadow love. Our lay-z-boy has been UP since the CRACK of dawn. You should probably try to put him DOWN to rest soon.

well, I know he's been up... fairly certain it's HIS fault I slept in this morning!!

*sigh* welcome to winter... it was a high of -10C yesterday without the windchill, about 2-3 inches of snow this morning, still snowing heavily, with expected temperatures of -25C on Saturday...

Do you KNOW how glad I am that our meadow is heated? ;)

Where are you from?

Northern Alberta, Canada - between 25-30cm of snow over night, and it's STILL FALLING!! LOL - It's absolutely beautiful, but I'm not happy I have to go out driving in it later today... at least the temperature isn't too bad - it's only -10C, but getting colder, which is not the usual way things work... :D

Damn thats cold. I've been complaining about 40F but atleast it will be in the 70's again on Monday. Louisiana weather is crazy.




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*does math in head....* ummm. 40F is like what? ROFLMAO - that is SHORTS weather, darlin'! That's when we wear shorts cuz it feels nice and warm! (I'd say I was kidding, but that would be a lie)
Monday we'll be at -25C, now that's starting to get cold... I can handle that without a big problem, but when they start throwing in wind chills? ME NO LIKEY!!
I used to be in Southern Alberta, where they have a lot of chinooks throughout winter. Imagine going from -30C one day to +15C the next day?! You end up with rivers of melted snow & ice going down the streets, just in time for it to freeze overnight!

Damn thats crazy weather is a weird thing. If i lived up there I would be stuck inside. No way in hell I could handle that. It's like the cryogenics lab temp up there.




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nah, you get used to it... I have to be honest, I prefer it to extreme warmth... I don't have air conditioning in our home, and just HATE being too hot... but I can come in from the cold and snuggle up with a blankie and be all warm & cozy... it's not so bad if you have the right gear... a good winter coat & boots, hat, scarf & warm mitts make all the difference in the world! :D
LOL - cryogenics lab... ;)

Could you imagine if it wasn't. As cold as our Lay-z-boy is... We'd be popsicles right now.

Well, exactly! our lay-z-boy is our air condition, darlin'! ;)

The temperature is just right!
*snuggles with snowy DEEPER into the lay-z-boy*

*snuggles right back* I love snuggling with you in our lay-z-boy... *sigh* I wish I didn't have to be here at work... :(

Ditto!
You know what would be awesome snowy???
If one day we actually had the chance to meet in person and then we went to a furniture store and found a lay-z-boy and grabbed a blankie and snuggled for a little bit. That would be a true Kodak moment.

ROFLMAO - that would be truly EPIC! It would have to be a soft, plaid blanket, of course...

The only way it could be better? Yeah, I think you know... ;)

BTW... Waiting on a new post. My bestie wrote a christmas song for our album and I wanna post it.

Here it is:

You better watch out
You better not bark
better hide the muts
I'm telling you why
Edward Cullen is coming to town

He's getting a room
during breaking dawn;
He's gonna bruise you up and break your headboard!
Edward Cullen is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for your souls sake!

O! You better watch out
You better not bark
better hide the muts
I'm telling you why
Edward Cullen is coming to town
Edward Cullen is coming to town

THAT is beautiful... my favourite bit is what he's gonna do in the room... ;)

Hale's yeah!

Oh God yes!!!

Oooh, does he GO DOWN easily?

Not at all. He's a feisty 'ol thing!

Excellent. Who doesn't enjoy a challenge?!
I think I'm going to have to write some erotica after the conversations I've been having on here!

Oooohh!!! Do it! Go write an FF!! Keep all our minds in the gutter forever!!

I've been writing a YA novel lately and it's not hitting the spot after all the filth on here!!
I wonder what I should write about....too much material!

Have you seen the movie Crank?! Maybe you should have your characters get freaky naughty in a very public place... like in the middle of Disney! Oh no... never mind we don't need to corrupt children.

Ha, I can imagine who would be involved in that!
Honestly, the last freaky thing I wrote involved vampire prostitution and I made myself blush!
That's it, my sick mind is going to have free rein this weekend.

Do it cara!! Gimme something to smile and drool about!

Hey, watch NTJB's gif of the strut while listening to KOL, S*x on Fire.
Smiling and drooling guaranteed!
One of your wives gave me the idea and it's just mind-blowing!

Let me guess.... Marie? LOL.

Who else?! It's tremendous. I had to put my hand over my mouth in case I was making weird noises!

Yeah then it looks like you are having hand mouth sex with all the muffled moaning. LMAO!! That's so much better then just moaning at a computer screen right?!

I was trying to pass it off as a cough but I'm fooling no one!

Muahahah! Last time I moaned at something on the site and snapped my teeth at the computer I tried to play it off as a cough too but the snapping teeth thing turned that excuse into an epic fail!!.

Oooooo, body bruising has never sounded so good!

TSO!!!! How are you? Are you already overloaded with Shamantie orders for Eclipse? You've been gone for a while...

*runs and tackles TSO*

Good to see you!

I have been gone but I've been busy. You missed my 2 songs?! I have 3 wives and Chel and I created the ROBIFLOAT and NTJB is helping me promote "Now that's what I call Twilight Music Vol.1" Oh my... so much to catch up on.

BTW, are you technologically inclined? I have this idea for an avi, but am too computer illiterate to make it work. And since yours is so FABULOUS I thought you might be able to help me...

*unicorn cupcake*?

Ok! Let me know what you want. I'll see if I can muster something up for you tonight when I have photoshop access.

*shakes head*

Wow! I can't believe I missed SO much! I've been getting a hardware update to my Bella-esque computer so I've only been on sparingly.

Maybe we need to get away together and catch up...

Let's bring Edward too... I heard of this great island with feathered pillows and not-so sturdy headboards....

Here is the other one you missed. Read it quick before they delete it again.

(oo) What you want
(oo) The bouffant got it
(oo) What you need
(oo) The Marble Pole got it?
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little respect when you use a comb (just a little bit)
Hey Robie (just a little bit) when you get home
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)

I’ll do you all night long
I’m gonna do you strong (oo) 'cause I do wanna (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for a little respect when you use a comb (just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when you use your pole (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

I'm about to give you all of my kitty
And all I'm askin' in return, Robie
Is to give me unicorns
With your pole (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
With your marble pole (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

------ instrumental break ------

Ooo, your kisses (oo)
Sweeter than honey (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
So is my kitty (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, EMC

Oh (suckin’ on me, suckin’ on me,
suckin’ on me, suckin’ on me)
A little respect (suckin’ on me, suckin’ on me,
suckin’ on me, suckin’ on me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
You're runnin' out of fluids (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'spect
When you come home (re, re, re ,re)
Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit)
And find out I've jizzed (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)

OH My Freakin' Edward!!!!! TSO you are too funny! Ahahahahahah! Respect the kitty Mr. Pattinson!

Hahahah! You just gave me a new name...
*points to name*
Look!

LOVE it!!!

Meeeeooooooow!

*wipes tears*
u had me at "suckin on me.."

*sighs longingly* ^_^

*Thud*

*gaps*
*in bella's voice*
noo wifey dont!!! ^_^

*In Edwards cheesy MR written line*
Heaven!
*in Edward's smooth SM's genius writing voice*
Carlisle was right.

bahahahahaha. are we gonna start dissing MR's doings again?? oh heck yeah! im in!!!

*clears throat*
*holds wifey close*
"ur my only reason to stay alive... if thats what i am.. but it's my job to protect u.." ^_^

From everyone except.... my popper!

oh yes... popper is a no-no. we dont mess with our popper. she's for u. period. hmmmm.... "it's time! it's time!" ^_^

Alice is a criminal!!
First she went through Bella's purse and took her camera
Then she breaks into her house
Then she steals a car
Oh and how could I forget... Later on she's going to kidnap Bella!! LMAO! I love Alice!!

It's a good thing Bella didn't have anything super secret in there... like a syringe of venom, or a pregnancy test....




Ah, hale. Alice would "see" it anyways.

LMAO!! So true!!

hahahaha. love it! i love how u just call alice out. awesome! hehehe. but thats why we love alice right??? such a little sneaky minx.. she can kidnap me anytime she wants! we'd steal a car, paint our nails, go shopping and all that fun stuff! eeekkk! *claps hands, bounces in her seat* ^_^

You'd go shopping or should you be saying... shop lifting?!
Gah... Alice is totally BFF material!!

im hoping it would be shopping. i'd leave the carnapping to alice. i'd probably set the alarm of the car and be caught for it. *shakes head* hehehe. heck yeah! i'd love to be BFF's with alice and kristen. tee hee.. ^_^

Oh no. Alice = BFF
Kristen = Secret lover

*facepalm*
oh thats right! *sigh* she has my heart to u know.. i'll always be waiting in the wings for her.. *giggles* ^_^

so yeah. i agree with u my wifey. *nods* good to know im not the only one here... ^_^

here is one of my songs you missed:

MR got run over by a Cullen
Walking home from Bell’s house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Vampires,
But as for me an' Twihards, we believe.

She'd been writing too much nonsense,
And we begged to please go.
So she packed her medication,
And she staggered out the door into Forks snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
Outside near the front porch deck
She had tire prints on her forehead,
And incriminating bite marks on her neck.

You should send that one to Scummit! Perhaps they can send out Christmas cards with this greeting on it!

How 'bout this one?
(Tune of Frosty)
Ed-ward's a vampire,
and he's gorgeous don't you know,
With his big bouffant and his sparkly skin,
And his eyes that shine with gold.

He's brill-iant and brooding,
and from human blood abstains,
He jaw is strong and his fingers long,
He can touch me any day!

OOOOOOhhhhhhh, Rumpity, pump, rump,
Rumpity, pump, rump,
watch the feathers float.
Rumpity, pump, rump, rumpity, pump, rump,
There, the headboard goes!

December is certainly going to be a fun month!

*Reindeer/unirorn cupcakes anyone?*

OME!! You forking genius!! I loooove it!!!
*takes whole batch of unikies and unicakes*
What?!
I'm an emotional eater... Right now my emotions are happy.

By the way *points to avi* Rob is an emotional eater too... see he's eating: and I'm, erm, emotional. (What I wouldn't give to be that man's fork!)

Ditto!!

*with mouthful of cupcake*
You gonna finish that?

Rock paper scissors for the last cupcake!

*wiping mouth with back of hand*
Too late. I already ate it.
Sowwy.

Oh! We should go there.... NOW!

It's too dang early for this ish LOL.

Now I'm gonna be thinking about Bella getting lost in The Promised Land, slipping and sliding on the Marble Pole, and watching dozens of unicorns frolicking all day.

Thanks TSO. :/

LOL.

You are very welcome! LMAO!

For god's sakes man, just grab your woman! SMH.

BD cannot come fast enough.

Ah, they look so young in those pics... but cute!

Cute?! Really?!
More like fatally hawt!
*fans self*
Too late
*spontaneously combusts into flames*

lol, fatally hawt? hmm, I don't know...
he looks fatally hawt in those VF pics... but in these pics, he's just cute and you just want to protect him...

but when you look at him in those VF pics.... woo hoo... *fans self*

Edit: FIRST!!! Yeah my second time first and that on a Robsten thread and at my birthday wohooo

HAPPY BDay!!!!!!!! Congrats!

*throws Robfetti*

Happy Birthday:D


*gives unicorn cupcake*

congrats on 1st jaypat!!!

and happy, happy, happy birthday to u!!! ^_^

Happy birthday!

Yay! Happy birthday and happy first!

thank youuuuuu ;)

Congratulations!! On being first and on your Birthday!!
*Puts ILWEC on the ROBIFLOAT*
*Dances on the 6 ft sparkly marble pole*
*unicorn confetti flies everywhere*

thank you so much :D

Congrats on 1st! And Happy Birthday!!! *throws confetti*

thank youuu :-*