Here's a song for you all...
NTJB said something about bouffant and respect so here went my mind...


(oo) What you want
(oo) The bouffant got it
(oo) What you need
(oo) The Marble Pole got it?
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little respect when you use a comb (just a little bit)
Hey Robie (jizz a little bit) when you get home
(jizz a little bit) mister (jizz a little bit)

I’ll do you all night long
I’m gonna do you strong (oo) 'cause I do wanna (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for a little respect when you use a comb (jizz a little bit)
Baby (jizz a little bit) when you use your pole (jizz a little bit)
Yeah (jizz a little bit)

I'm about to give you all of my kitty
And all I'm askin' in return, Robie
Is to give me unicorns
With your pole (jizz a, jizz a, jizz a, jizz a)
Yeah baby (jizz a, jizz a, jizz a, jizz a)
With your marble pole (jizz a little bit)
Yeah (jizz a little bit)

------ instrumental break ------

Ooo, your kisses (oo)
Sweeter than honey (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
So is my kitty (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (respect, jizz a little bit)
When you get home, now (jizz a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, EMC

Oh (suckin’ on me, suckin’ on me,
suckin’ on me, suckin’ on me)
A little respect (suckin’ on me, suckin’ on me,
suckin’ on me, suckin’ on me)
Whoa, babe (jizza little bit)
A little respect (jizz a little bit)
I get tired (jizz a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (jizz a little bit)
You're runnin' out of fluids (jizz a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (jizz a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'spect
When you come home (re, re, re ,re)
Or you might walk in (respect, jizz a little bit)
And find out I've jizzed (jizz a little bit)
I got to have (jizz a little bit)
A little respect (jizz a little bit)

wow, it's awesome!!!!

Thanks MM!!

Noo your song disappeared :( it was hilarious though

what tretchery is this?! LMAO I figured it would get madded but it was fun while it lasted.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<dies>

I think it's cause you said j to da izz LMFAO!!! But, it's good to know it still exists in our little conversation pocket. (Although I just had to post it to my lj. It was too hilarious to keep it on one site LOL)

TSO, you rock my socks off! I'd wear my shamanties over my pants just for you, chicka!

Awe! That's so sweet of you NTJB... You'd wear your shamanties over your pants, for me?!
I can't believe you posted my song on you LJ.. I feel so honored, really I do.
*sobs tears of joy*

You've been sobbing tears of joy for like the last 36 hours or something LOL. I spoke to marie and I can't believe she was shocked that no one realized she was gone LOL.

I know... I should have grounded her for life for thinking like that.
I'm just glad she's back and safe and... just here again.

amazing. im giving you a standing ovation. u deserve a grammy

Thank you! LOL when I read what you wrote I thought it said you deserve a granny.

well...if you want one of those too...i guess we can find u a TwiGranny

I'll take 2 please. LOL

L-M-A-O!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Thank you, I just PEED!

(not literally)

LMAO! Yeah right! I know you actually peed!! Hhahah

*cough* I have no idea what you're talking about....

*changes shammies* ...

*points and laughs*

Its your fault... you wrote the song... and you also gave me the shammies :)

* Hands TSO Crown and points to float wit EXTRA sparkly Marble pole* Today my dear you earn them for SUCH AN AMAZING SONG!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!

*takes crown and mounts float holding on tight to the marble pole with one hand and waving at the crowd with the other*
*sobs*
*in Sally Field's voice*
They like my song, they really like it.
Do you think they'll use it in Eclipse soundtrack?!

As long as Rob sings it.

You genius, you!
*Starts a petition*

I know, it would kick *rse. I'll send you the link to the petition site!

Hale yeah they will we'll start a twitter campaign "annoy DS until he agrees to add the song" LOL

Oh Chel!! I love you!! I love the way you think!

*blushes* aww thanks lol

ROFLMAO... *waits for it to get modded*
between this and our lay-z-boy, I'm a happy girl! :D

Snowy... shhhhhhhhh!!!
Lay-z-boy is our little secret..
Could you imagine the amount of people that will try to steal it from us if they only knew of it's existance?!

Now you're assuming we'll ever get off.... *SNORT* oops, did I say that out loud? LMAO

You are so right! Let's make a vow. This lay-z-boy is never to be left unattended by at least one of us at a time.
*paper cuts finger*
Your turn!

*paper cuts finger* HALE, that hurts! Oh, speaking of Hale... HI Jasper! Darlin'! Sugar-pie! Gorgeous, way-out-of-my-league vampire... ummmm.... TSO? A little help here?

did you say Jasper?!
i'm feelinf lightheaded...
*kaThud*

ACK! ummm... Rob, darlin'? A little help? Oh, my bad, you can't do anything with TSO all passed out over you, huh.... *looks around wildly* Jasper, look over there! Bella's cut herself again!! *Jasper runs off, TSO comes round, Rob gets comfy again*
There. Aaaallll better! :D

Wow! You just can't say that name to me... not when we are already sitting on our lay-z-boy!! Phew... that was a close one.

LOL, glad I was able to save you, darlin'... now, where's that remote....

You might want to check between the cushions on the back side of the lay-z-boy. ;)

LOL - well, then, I'd best get started... it's important to be thorough, don't you agree? ;)

Totally! I might need to lend you a hand in this search.

*sigh* you are SO sacrificing... a true friend!! :D

I'll be there through "hard" times and when things are "tight"
I'll be there when you feel like you have your "back against the wall"....
I'll be there in the "wet" seasons and the sporadic "dry" seasons of your life.
*snickers*

and THAT is why I love you, darlin'... :D

So.. have you found that remote yet?! LMAO

I... um... *blushes* appear to have been... ummm.... distracted? *flutters eyelashes*

LMAO!! You A.D.D. child, you.

*snort* yup. it's the ADHD that runs in the family. Yup. That's what did it...

OCD runs in the family too... hmmm... I wonder what I'm obsessed with... :D

ADHD?
Doesn't that stand for AllDayHardD!x syndrome?! That would explain why this part of the lay-z-boy *points at lay-z-boys nethers* always feels like it's nudging my bottom.
And doesn't OCD stand for ObsessiveC*mmingDissorder?

*wipes down computer screen*

truly, YOU are the master... or, should I say mistress? ;)

Oi!! I feel like I deserve a spank... will the lay-z-boy do the honors?!

well, now, I do believe if you pull on that lever, you might get a kick in the @$$... that work? ;)

Isn't it nice that our lay-z-boy is leather? :D

LMAO @ kick in the @$$...
Yes! That;ll work just fine.
I love that our lay-z-boy is leather and that it has that been sitting in a bar smell.
mmmmmmmm. makes me wanna lick it. The whole lay-z-boy (lever included)

LOL *gets out shameenex* geez, girl, way to get it alllllll wet.... *drifts off in haze*

*takes shameenex and gives wet lay-z-boy one swift wipe*
Wow! These things never seize to amaze me.

LOL - the shameenex, or the lay-z-boy? ;)

Oi! Both!! LMAO!

*sigh* I love you, darlin'! :D

snowy!!! Quick! Go to the Kellan post!! Look at Chel and I's new idea

i see i see!!! that would make a great accent piece for our gutter home, don't you think? Put it right in front of the lay-z-boy... :D

Excellent!! I could create some gadget that will make explode every time the handle on the lay-z-boy get's yanked.

LOL - you sure that's not a built in feature already? ;)

Snowy! You didn't?!
You did!!
You are fast. How did you manage to sneak that feature in without me noticing?!

*shrugs* it's all about priorities, darlin'! I know what I want, and I make it happen!! :D

Snowy... you are making it even more impossible for me to get out of the gutter with every passing second. Gah... I love our lay-z-boy, our ROBIFLOAT, our meadow... I love you snowy. You, complete me.

You are the part that makes me whoe, TSO (wow, that kinda rhymed! LOL)

You don't wanna leave the gutter, darlin' - waaaaay too much fun! :D

Wait... WTH?! Why are you waiting for it to get modded?! it can't get modded....
*reads song again*
Ok... maybe it will get modded but I really hope not.
I don't typically toot my own horn but...It's perfect.
*snickers at toot my own horn*
Gah... this gutter sure is beautiful!

ROFL - you're most definitely on a roll today, darlin'!

I'm gonna copy & paste that one somewhere so it's safe forever! :D

LMAO!!!!

LMAO! Leave it you to turn this song into something hilarious and dirty!

Thanks my lutz!!

Lets submit this version for the Eclipse soundtrack it fits better than the Adam Lambert one Im sure!

Oi vey! Adam Lambert singing this song... all I picture is the Taybert kiss manip on that magazine the other day.

No no no not Adam Lambert singing this song I said this is better than the Adam Lambert song he want to put in Eclipse. Silly!

Oi!
*blushes*
I feel stupid now.
LMAO!
They can't put Adam Scambert in the track. They need to put 100 monkeys on the track.

Lets start a pettetion 100 monkey and TSO song for Eclipse soundtrack!

OME!! Lutz... I'm... .I'm speechless. I would die if I saw a petition like that.
*floats to heaven*

We also need to add tlg_HITCH-O-LICIOUS_potty's song:

I like BOUUFANTS and I cannot lie
Robert Pattinson can't denyyy

when he goes out
with his hair all about
he sticks the hair in someones face and gets SPRUNG

Wanna go up and touch but my fingers might get stuck
I'm down with the plaid he's wearin
Kristen can't stop starin
OH BABY
I wanna get hitched ya
I have a sparkly twitch yea!

Buahahahahh!
O!
M!
G!
That is genius at it's best!!
She and I are going to have to work on a Christmas album. It will be perfect!

LMAO!! That's awesome!!

Thanks my gabilicious wonder!

ROFL
*facepalm*
OH... MY... GOD!!!

Bravo.. Bravo.. ENCORE!!

What you want...
The bouffant's got it.
What you nee...
The marble pole's got it.
*shakes bootay and waves hands in the air*

*covers mouth to keep giggles in*
LOL
I feel like you're tickling me (yes I'm very ticklish)... I cant stop laughing!!!

LMAO! I see a Grammy in your future!

Really?! Me?!
*eyes brighten like a toddler on Christmas morning*

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.
absolutly freaking genius!
thankyou for that :)

You are very welcome Lu

I saw those pictures you posted in a comment a few days ago, when you were wearing the shamanties over your trousers, i actually spat my drink out hahaaa, t'was just TOOOO funny!

Oh My! I forgot to put up the warning sign on those. My bad. Did your computer survive the spillage?!

hahaa, yeah, no damage done! I salute you. Honestly, i would never be brave enough to do something like that! hahaaa

The funny thing is I totally forgot I was wearing them and then I'd see people pointing and laughing and I'm just walking around totally straight faced like... this is normal. LMAO

LOL. the burning question is, WAS it normal?
I mean, i've seen what people are like around here, you can never be too sure! hahaaa.

It totally was normal. I never thought I'd feel so comfortable wearing undies on the outside but to tell you the truth I kinda felt like a superhero. I'd just eyeball people and be like "Laugh b!tch3s but know who's keeping their seats dry" LMAO!

LMAO! Just give them the Robward glare, they'll soon back off hahaa.
And was your seat dry? ;)

uh...
*looks around*
Yeah, uh of course my seat was dr...
*freaked out voice talking really fast*
okFineDon'tTellAnyoneEvenMyShamantiesWereNoMatchForNMandAllIt'sHalfNekedGlory

hahaa, well, rest assured, your secrets safe with me ;)

*jumps up and down*

Ooo Ooo I want to see!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING EVERRRRRR!!

Lina...
*eyes well up with tears*
That's the greatest comment anyone can give one of my songs...
*hug attacks lina*
Thank you.

I honestly think I just fell in love with you about four and a half seconds ago. True story.

Hahha! You might have to take that up with popper. She's my cyber mutant spawn twin baby momma.

*thinks about it*

Well, I don't mind sharing. As long as I get weekends and holidays.

Ooohhh. Ok. Well, my baby momma needs to have July the 4th because she's coming to visit my to watch Eclipse. Other than that I think weekends and Holidays should be fine.
*bounces up and down in excitement*
I have one more love in my life.
How exciting.

Ok, she can have Independence Day. I'm not too big on that.

With this virtual ring I thee wed TSO as my online love.

Forever & ever. Till internet connection due us part.

HOLY FORKS!! Those vows were beautiful!!
*clears throat*
Ehem...
*places virtual ring on lina's pinky finger*
What?! That's how all pimps roll...
*clears throat again*
ehem....
With this virtual ring I thee wed lina as my online love. Forever & ever. Till internet connection due us part

Pinky rings. Classy. I like it.

*crowd cheers congratulations*
Or should they be cheering mozeltoff? If you're Jewish then Mozeltoff!

If not, Congratulations!

Congrats! Felizidadez!
*takes Lina's hand and frolics through the crowd*

Mabrook! (it's Arabic) lol

*dodges thrown rice*

are you Arab my love? I have cousins that are half Arab and they are exotic beauties.

I am fully Arab lol. I am Jordanian. Actually my family's the biggest Catholic family from/in Jordan lol.

Exotic beauty?

*blushes*

wow! Awesome. My cousins' father is Jordanian. You familiar with the last name Mansour?

Really? Well our car insurance agent is Eli Mansour lol. Other than that no lol.

Wow love, we are more connected than I thought! It was meant to be!

It really was meant to be my Jordanian princess!

Im being told that we should collaborate songs... I'm thinking an entire album?! lol

Omg!! It looks like Christmas is coming twice this year!! Woooo!

*runs to make bake more gingerbread men in the shape of Robwards gorgeous face*

OOO I want some Roberbreadmen!

*hands tlg a robwardbreadman*

Get them while they're hot ;)

hehe

YOWSA :-) *licks the cookie endlessly until it falls apart*

YOWSA

lmao! Priceless!

Oh... that would be nice. Let's do it TLG we can come out with a Christmas album.
*ponders endless possibilities of dirty Christmas songs about Rob and his many magical features*

Stoli ringsss
are you listenin??
In the meadowww
where skin is glistenin'
A beautiful sightt
Rob's shirtless tonighttt
Ridin on the marble pole againnnn


lmaooo

OMG!! We started the CD already?! This is excellent.

I really feel like we could get Robs attention with this lmao

I agree! Let's keep it up.

I feel bad, like I stole your moment or something :-(

But when I see improv song lyrics I just cant help myself lol

Oh no!! Don't feel bad. I love this... Sorry it took long for me to respond, I was getting married to someone else. I'm such a polygamist on this site.
Here's another song for our CD.

Oh Ho the marble pole
hung where you can't see;
Somebody feels for you;
Touch it once for me
Have a dirty Robie Christmas
and in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a dirty Robie Christmas this year

YES. *gets on knees and bows down to TSO*

Oh my! Great job I luv it!

Thanks penny!

Lmao!

Oh, TSO, what am I going to do with you?


I dare you to sing this song tomorrow before the movie starts on our second NM viewing together! Rofl.

OMG!! I can't remember the whole thing. I have to print it out and read sing. LMAO!

are you going to perform it?! Can we say youtubeeee

I will try to perform it. If I get to film it I will you tube it for certain.

You have to wear the shammies though lol

Do it, do it, do it! LOL


*snort* Remember that guy that came out in the back of our picture?!

Priceless.

You guys had the greatest pictures.... !!!!

*blushes*

Aww. Thanks doll.
I wish all nmm-ers could go on a huge NM viewing adventure. Imagine that!

I'm working on coming down! :-) for Eclipse

*gasp*
Really?!
Down here with us Miami Coven girls!?

Si senorita :-) Me and Tiffany wanna go to busch gardens... although I dont even know what that is, but she told me its a fun theme park lol

OME! *squeeeee*
I love this! You should def. come down here!

I've gone to all the other theme parks but I haven't been to busch gardens yet so I wouldn't know from personal experience, but Tiff is right! I've heard its fun!

You should add me on facebook... Monica Ricks... my pic is the one with a striped sweater and it looks like im about to kiss my best friend but i can assure you I was not lol

Uhm.... er...
*whispers* I don't have facebook.

Strange, I know. I get teased about it all the time. LOL.
I think I am the only person in the world who doesn't have one.

WHAT! You're fired. lmao

LMAO

*blushes*
I know, I know. I'm a weirdo. I just don't like it. It doesnt interest me.

yes Youtube!

* big hug attack *
shamantie seller u made my day !
hahahahahahahaha
Robiiiiie
hahahahahaha
And you are so talented..!!!
LOve You

Love you too my darling Mcullen!! Oi! I just got married to another NMM-er BTW... Lina. now I have 3 loves
#1- My cyber mutant spawn twin baby momma "Popper"
#2- My Marie (that was missing for 8 days and just about gave me a heart attack)
and now...
#3 Lina!! We said vows and everything. I even gave her a classy pimp pinky ring.

Ahem

And I told you the nmmers would love it. I heard them laughing. I heard them praise you. Because you are awesome LOL.

You know these NMM-ers so well.
*bows down to NTJB*
I'm not worthy
I'm not worthy

LMAO!!!

We're coming out with a christmas Cd... it's going to be epic.

Stoli ringsss
are you listenin??
In the meadowww
where skin is glistenin'
A beautiful sightt
Rob's shirtless tonighttt
Ridin on the marble pole againnnn

should we begin pre-ordering? LOL

Probably lmaooo.. let's be honest, this shiz is going to be on amazon first thing tomorrow lol

holy crap! i love that cd :) hahaha

how about.....

edward the gold eyed vampire,
his skin's really hard and cold
he was born in 1901
you could say he's very old

all of the other vampires
tried to hook him with a mate
but edward only loves bella
you can say it was his fate!

haha, not my finest work.

OMG!!!!!!!!! No No that was good! I'm going to show it to TSO right now lmao... we might have to have you as a guest artist

i would LOVE to be a guest artist lol!!!! we'll compile everything & put it on iTunes hahahaa :)

She said sign you right away! We wouldnt want to miss out on your talent! lmao

aw thanks!*starts brainstorming new songs*

You are so signed on to our CD!!

YAY!!!! thanks :)

literally anytime. Can't wait for u'r next track.

ROFLMAO ... ok that is so not fair. You cannot make something smutty out of Christmas songs. I will not be able to contain myself at family gatherings.

LMAO!! I see you busting out into random laughter when carolers come knockin at your door. Hahaha.

Bahahahahaha.

*911 singing along*

"Riding on the marble pole again ..."

*My little boy looking at my puzzled*

"Mommy, what did you just say about a marble pole?"

"No, buddy, I said North Pole."

LOL

See, I got this shiz down. haha

LMAO! You are a real pro.

i will definitely be humming "the marble pole" [tune] during this xmas season....

omg, that sounded dirtier than i intended.

It's too late my dear, much too late lmao. It's only a matter of time before we cut an entire album lol

Geez ... thanks. LOL

It's already bad enough going to see he movie and busting out in laughter at the most inappropriate moments.

haha.. what can I say. I am going to clap during the diva strut today :)

It deserves no less than a standing ovation every time. So, do us proud. hehe

lmao... I should just stand up and clap.... I might get some popcorn thrown at me... Okay now I have to rethink My outfit. I wouldnt want grease stains on my sexy edward tshirt :)

Your laugh is liquid...la, la, la, laaaaaaaaaaaaaa! hehe

"Dating an older woman, hot"
"What?"
...
"OPen Esme and Carlisle's next"
"You're looking a little pale"...
"Paper-cut"
**cue crazy Jasper**
Blood!

**sigh** I obviously need to see the movie again. lol

Wooo! We'll be reciting the whole movie soon!

Remember the very first trailer? I liked that music for Jasper's attack scene :( The score music used in the movie for the attack made it less dramatic. But MAN did Bella hit that table HARD!

LMBO! When Bella hit the table. I was DANG that HAD to hurt. I think I said it out loud actually and my bff laughed.

After seeing it in the trailer a million times, I really didn't think it would be that hard. It actually made me gasp and flinch the first time I saw it in the movie lol.

I know. Poor stunt double.

*And Action*
*Smacks Bella Stunt girl against the wall...drops on table...lands on floor*
*Pause*
*KStew walks in sits on floor w/ fake blood....puts terrified look on her eyes*
*Action again*
*Everyone stares at Bella*
*CUT..end scene*

I hope the stunt girl get's paid well.

Oh, the memory of the first trailer. lol
I just remember waiting and waiting for it to come out, and when it did...we loved, criticized, etc. And now we finally have NM!

And now, Eclipse is coming! :)

obiviosly! LOL

I know! I miss it! I can't wait to have the DVD in the spring. :)

OK so I'm actually deaf so please help..

Does Emmett say "hot" or "ha"?

I've been quarrelling with my friend ever since we saw the movie. She said that there was a mistake in the translation cos Emmett says "ha?"....

*confused*

*bounces in NMM*

He says Hawt LOL

HA!!!!

*jumps up and down and gives bff the finger*

I knew I was right!!! LOL!

You should know this....because Emmett is a dirty boy LOL :)

That's why we love him :)

I'm now convince more than ever that Em is a dirty boy with your double posts and all, lol

Did you finally get your sleep at all Nic ? :)

You should know this....because Emmett is a dirty boy LOL :)

That's why we love him :)

Yeah I would kinda know this even if you hadn't posted it twice LOL!!

Yeah I would kinda know this even if you hadn't posted it twice LOL!!

*** points at Avaga with her own double posts ****

LOL

** run away ***

oh shushhhhhh!!!!
hey you're Team weitz I'm team weitz, shouldn't we be like helping each other, huh???

lol

LOL, aww!! you know I love you with same team and all that, lol

**Eyes Avaga Adoringly ** lol

Now that's more like it:)

lol

He definitely says "Hot"!

Maybe you should make you bff watch it again....and again....

Yeah I think so:)

I think she didn't hear it cos before that there's a scene with Alice and Bella's camera which is quite funny:)

So basically everybody is laughing when Emmett says his hilarious line:)

Oh Emmett, there needs to be more Emmett lines in Eclipse and absolutely in BD.

Absolutely!

I am so looking forward to that scene in BD when Bella beats Emmett in arm wrestling!!

YES! I read that scene a few times over because I laughed so hard.

And CGI Baby Renesmee will laugh hopefully!

Yes he does he is so funny in the books and they need to put his lines in the movies too! *hits like*

I can't believe MR wrote more in for Victoria & Laurent. She better give Emmett proper representation in Eclipse.

I know he had more lines in Twilight than he did in NM and thats not saying alot!

Went from 2 lines to..3 lines...yeah

He says "hot", like " Oh, she's older so she is hot." lol

Aro "What shall we do with her now?"

Bored-a**-Marcus "You know already know what you're going to do..."

Cauis "She's a liability.."



*Sigh* Haven't seen it in a whole week....

LOL when I read "bored Marcus" I just see that scene when Edward visits the Volturi for the first time and Aro says "we would be delighted if you joined us" and I see Marcus's "delighted" face and just can't help laughing LOL

I know I love how he's just leaning to the side unamused.

Could you imagine years and years and years with Aro's "delight" for everything and Caius pessimism.

Me neither! I saw it ALL last week, and this week..nothing, I'm having withdrawals. lol

(BTW, I love that scene)

Okey, so off topic here.. But I just came home from seeing New moon (again) and I cant get Victoria out of my head! It's a real shame that Rachelle wont be playing Victoria in Eclipse .. In New Moon she looked really nasty - in a good way. Like really scary but still very sexy. But she said nothing in New moon which probably made it less personal and therefore Bryce will probably fill the role of Victoria quite unnoticed for those who aren't fans .. but must say that Rachelle really delivered, she had a look in her eyes that really made us see the Victoria we've learned to know through the books .. mmmm! Well - I'm going to Twitter to leave a message to Rachelle and tell her how good she was as our Victoria! She deserves to know:) - If you feel like doing the same thing - do it, I think It will make her really,really happy!

I like BOUUFANTS and I cannot lie
Robert Pattinson can't denyyy

when he goes out
with his hair all about
he sticks the hair in someones face and gets SPRUNG

Wanna go up and touch but my fingers might get stuck
I'm down with the plaid he's wearin
Kristen can't stop starin
OH BABY
I wanna get hitched ya
I have a sparkly twitch yea!

LMAO! i think we have another nominee for a NM grammy. that was hilarious. but now that music vid is playin my head

Oh lord. I'm sorry. That video is something that should be left in its era lol

LMFAO! That was effing hilarious you and TSO should start collaborating!

Maybe we should make an album...!

Ill buy it!

I would totally buy it too lol... I'm thinking this might need to happen. Except in that case, I would need to finish this song... *runs to get pen*

ROTFLMAO that is sooo gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day
*sings* i like Bouufants and i cannot lie........
LOVE IT!!!!!!

Oh man! They need you on the soundtrack, stat!

I know... crazy things happen when I come out during the day.

haha! You should come out in the daytime more often!

I know... wait, how are you here during the day and night? WHEN do you sleep FTW?!?!? WHEN??! lmao

haha! I'm in college. We're the closest things to vampires, students are always sleep deprived. :)

Really though I sleep late in general. All I need is 5 or 6 hours and I'm good to go.

Im in college too, but I'm at home now. I used to be away in a dorm or apartment..... heck I can imagine I would be clicking away on this thing all the time and I think my roommates would have gone nuts lol. I'm a loud typer hehe

You're in college too and you sleep?! Blasphemy!!! haha

I'm sure my mouse clicking drives my roommates crazy at night lol.

My lovely TLG I think this is the song I will perform in my shamanties!!

Look look look what Twilightinmyeyes wrote!

Edward the gold eyed vampire,
his skin's really hard and cold
he was born in 1901
you could say he's very old
all of the other vampires tried to hook him with a mate
but edward only loves bella
you can say it was his fate!

I think we might have to have a guest artist lmao

Sign her on quickly!! We can't miss out on this talent.

Dang... my time is up. I have to go actually work and practice for a play. I'll talk to you all tomorrow. Give everyone my love will you darlin.
*hug attacks TLG and our lay-z-boy, pulls lever one more time for fun*

Bye Bye love! See ya soon!

I would just like to point out that you are all absolutely crazy, and I LOVE coming here and listening to all the whacked out things that you say. You all have made the Twilight Series so much richer. You are all EXACTLY my brand of weird!!!
Thank you for making my life a brighter place.

awww :)

BELLA'S BDAY WOOOOO!!!!
hahahahah, yay i got it..... ;)

hrl , LOL ..

I mean first !!

I would like to dedicate this first to Marie as a welcome back present!!

We love you and really glads to see you back!!!

Marie !! Come and get it !!! Howlllllllllllllllllll!!!

LOL

missed it by this much!
but hey, congrats girl! :D

*throws confetti and puts <your favorite song from the soundtrack LOL> on*

Thanks hun, That would be The Meadow, LOL

*throws more confetti and puts The Meadow on*

that's also one of my favorites, I could listen to it all day.. :)

I love it too, I thimk I might get a score's CD.

yeah, Alexandre's a genius..
I listened to the score on iTunes and I loved it! There were a few that I didn't relate to very much, but there were others where I had tears in my eyes when I linked it to certain scenes..

I know!! and it is so much better after I saw the movie!!

I have to say I like Twilight ST a littlebit more but I love NM score more than Twilight.

Well, It just me...

I thought that the NM soundtrack was better than the Twilight one, but there are still songs from the Twilight ST that I listen to every now and then.. :)
And I don't know why, but the NM score just speaks more to me I guess.. :) I think it's mostly because the Meadow piece is woven in most of the songs of the score..

Well I think most of songs are in the same tone. ( as it should be for the moods of the movie)

Eventhough I like most of the songs but I remembered I couldn't put down Twilight ST. for a while,

The Meadow should have been Bella lullaby!!

OMG, it should totally be Bella's Lullaby! And it was a shame that she didn't get the cd with the lullaby from Edward in the movie.. But it would be damn hard for Robward to sing that Carter Burwell lullaby.. LOL

LOL, I think what we really missed is that Rob singing in the soundtrack.

I hope he consider sing in Eclipse;)

I didn't exactly mean that.. In the book Edward sings the lullaby for Bella.. But yeah, it was cool that Rob was on the Twilight ST! :)
I just think that he has so much going on now that him writing a song isn't in the schedule :(

U got it girl! LOL

Congrats!

Thanks Indie!!

So are you going to see Taylor on SNL with Ali???

Well, Have fun:)

Oh how sweet! All firsts should be posted in dedication to my Marie and her return.
*throws confetti and hands gaby a unicorn trophy*

Thanks TSO!!!

Wow!!! So many Unicorns today, LOL

I don't think I'm allow to drive or operate machine today!!!

LMAO!

Congrats! And welcome back Marie!!

Thanks Sweetie :)

OMG! i cant get over ur avi!!! it's too freaking funny!!!!

hehehehehe ^_^

btw, thanks for that! so glad to be back! ^_^

*looks at avi* It was meant to be, lol.
So glad to know you are okay, we were all worried. Punchy was telling me about you, because my job is wanting me to help start up a site in the Philippines.

meant to be? *looks at ivy's avi again*
oh yeah.. i can see it now... hehehehe.

oh wow. u too? yikes! im so sorry about that. didnt mean to really *facepalm*

really??? thats great! u should do it! cmon do it! do it! hehehehe. kidding. ooh.. i'd love to meet u here if ever. that would be really awesome!! ^_^

OMG!!
*hugs*
Yay you're safe and sound.. PHEW.. scared the crap outta us!!
So nice to have you back!!!

Ceci!!!!!
*hug attacks*
man! i've missed u! like u wouldnt believe. im sensine my arse is gonna be fried later in twitter huh? god i hope not.. *bites lips* hehehe. yeah! im here now. again. hehehe. so sorry about that. didnt mean to make u guys worry about me like that.. *facepalm* yikes! i wont do it again. i promise. ^_^ nice to be back here too! im home again! woohoo!!! ^_^

*spanks Marie*
Dont you ever.. EVER.. do that to us again!! You should have "seen" Punchy.. she was worrying to death and then she started freaking us ALL out!! Are you ok!? Oh no no.. I'll defend you from any of the booty whippings... its ok.. for THIS time.. but no more will be allowed =)

Yes hunny... our second home.. welcome back
*bear hugs*

*rubs butt*
man! that hurt! *sigh* but i guess i deserve that huh? so sorry... yeah... i just read all the emails, fb msgs and dms and WOW. i was shocked as hell. i just gotta come back bcoz people are really worried now. i could take the crappy days and getting sick anytime but i wont do that again. i just thought people wouldnt care so much but apparently, i was dead wrong. *sigh* i wont do that again. i promise. ^_^

yeah. im ok now.. im getting better. thanks Ceci! im counting on u later ok? *bites lips* hehehehe. yeah. it's good to be home. *hug attacks*

but *sigh* i gotta sleep for now. be back later and face the wrath that is our friends' reactions when they see me. yikes! scary... hehehe. bye for now Ceci! TTYL! love ya! mwah! ^_^

Oh no hun!! There wont be any wrath... we've all missed you.. we'll all rejoice to have you back in our Twitter World =)

Aww go get some sleepy time and I'm glad youre doing much better now!!

*bear hugs*
=)

*runs over and jumps on Marie*

MARIE!

*holds her tight*

How dare you disapper on us like that?!
Don't ever, ever do that young lady! We were all sick worried!

*facepalm*
awwww.... i feel oh so bad.. i am so sorry... really. i didnt mean to make u guys worry. *sigh* but i wont do that again. i promise. forgive me? *puppy eyes* ^_^

*hug attacks CC*
eeekkkk! i've missed u! but damn i gotta sleep now. but i'll be back later ok? i promise to get back here. so dont worry. i wont disappear again. love ya! mwah! ^_^

*sniff* Yes. Of course I forgive you!
*hug attacks marie and licks her face doggie style (lmao)*
I've missed you too! Go, go go!
Get some sleep and come back to me safe and sound later!
*kisses marie on the cheek* Love you!

congrats!

aaww and i like the dedicatory LOL
Welcome back Marie!! ^-^

Thank you, lol

She's back!!

thanks fefi!!! so glad to be back!

*cracks knuckles*

bring it on! bring it on!

hehehehe ^_^

*fight pose*

eehhmm.............................................. bring on what? LOL

hmmmm.... i have no idea actually.

*scratches head*

hehehehe. man! i need to get back into my game! hehehe ^_^

*wipes tears for face*

*blows nose hard*

*grabs chest with a pinch of boobies along with it*

awwwwwwww....... gaby!!!! u're the best!!!

i am melting like a cheese in the pizza. im super touched! eeeekkkk! ^_^

thanks gabs!!!! love u! *smooch attacks*

You're welcome!!!!!

Ouch!! take it easy there, I just got that H1N1 shot, lol

WTH? ** hugs attack **

Pizza!?? I'm hungry, lol

ooops... sorry gabs! got carried away... *blushes*

*rubs gaby's chest*

tee hee... ^_^

damn! me too! i want pizza too! and it's around 3am here so thats a no, no. no, no. *shakes head* hehehehe.

I'll make one for us both I hope you'll like barbecue chicken, yum!

really??? oh wow...

i like BBQ AND i like chicken!

combine them together and i'll go...

*drools*

^_^

MARIE!?!??!! IS THAT YOU?!?!? OME where the hell have you been loca?! lmao

hahahaha. jake? is that u? now where's my twirl hug? hehehehe.

yup! it's me! the one and only! hehehehe. i was sure u'd be sick of me but im soo glad thats not the case. tee hee... ^_^

What! I could never get sick of you! I was actually wondering where you've gone to lol

oh just here in my room, feeling crappy and all. *sigh* u know the month scene in NM? i was like that, only counting the days. really, really crappy. but im ok now. and im ready to kick some arse! hehehe. awww.... im so glad ur not sick of me. bcoz i'll be here now and it might bug u. hehehe ^_^

AWW were you sick? Did someone make you sad?? I will kick them :)

hehehe. yeah! go get them! hehehehe. yeah. life just p*ssed me off and it took longer than thought before u could make a come back. and yes, i was sick like earlier this week then my bad day just turned into days and before i knew it, it became a week. pfft. but whatever. im back now! woohoo! let's go celebrate in the potty! hehehehe ^_^

but before we could do that, i have to sleep first. 4am now here. but i'll be back later. that i can promise. ^_^ later TLG! cant wait for our potty celeb! hehehehe love ya! mwah! ^_^

HAHA okay love go sleepy :) Ill see ya later!! I will on this potty until I find out all the details on breaking dawn!

I love this song, it's one of my favourites. Besides Possibility and the-other-one-which-title-i-can't-remember-now LOL.

*sound on*
*starts dancing*
*tries to copy JLO's performance at AMA's*
*falls*

Ouuch LMAO.

I didn't see that part!

So she really did fall huh, I thought my hubby was kidding, lol

Urr...Are you OK?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae9mzg6UfzI ROFL

Apart from the bruises, i'm all right LOL.

Love love LOVE the soundtrack. My fav is Hearing Damage, I loved it before I watched the movie, but the scene it was used in made me love it even more! :)

Violet hour was used in the birthday party scene at the Cullens! :)

I agree I love Hearing Damage too and love where they used it in the movie.

Ooh ooh, the birthday scene. I love this song.

EKKK!!!...*waits for papercut and Jasper with his god awful wig to attack*

LMAO!!!!!

Have you seen Jasper Claus??? He has the Santa hat on and the granny wig is covered LOL!

Looks fab!

LMAO no way!?! Now I will have to imagine the santa hat every time hes on screen. Where were the prop people? They could have had party hats for the bday party at the very least to cover it up!

LOL

Imagine that wig with a party hat:)

O HALE NO!!!!!

:)

I'll try to find it and I'll tweet it to you:)

as long as its covered!!!!


please do!!!!

*clears throat*
Hey missy!!!
He looks hot as Jasper Claus!!! It will be my next avi LOL

Hey!!! *smacks Lali's butt*

I know, he's adorable! And no granny wig can be seen YEAY!!!

My little Flounder already has its Santa hat on twitter:)

I'm waiting for the Jasper Claus avie *wink*

aaww i thoght i could be first =( hahaha

i love this song !! it's one of my favs from the sountrack =D ♥
but idk this band hhmm

stupid computer! I was first and then it took aged to load so now I'm third..
Oh well.. who cares? LOL

I absolutely loove this song! :D
It's one of my favorites from the soundtrack.. although I love the Meadow song even more! :)

4? YAY ME!!
*throws up unicorn confetti and dances the Jackson happy dance*

"show me the love!" :D

LOL @ Jackson happy dance..

what can I say, it makes me happy! :D

when I saw that interview and he did the dance I LMAO..
*does Jackson happy dance together with Snowy*

I love this song.. it's so fun.. perfect for the party :-)

WTH?!!!! Top 10?

top 5?
and i love this song, its my fave on the soundtrack, along with new moon (the meadow), that song is just beutiful :)

Love this band! it's kind of like arcade fire, but with a cello instead of two squeky violins. This song is the cutest thing ever.

:)))

I can now see that scene when Edwards lifts his eyes from above Bella's head and says "From anyone except my sister" Then Alice runs in with her famous "It's time! it's time!" And this song starts:)

I absolutely love it! One of my favs from the soundtrack:)

LOOOOOVE when Edward says that and this song kicks in. One of the lighter moments in the movie, and it's nice to see he his jokester side haah :)

This song's awesome, one of my faves as well.

what scene is this from? i cant remember

the birthday scene!

I love this song!!
*flips ipod over and sticks song on*

Oh darn it not here!!!

urgh disqus....

EDIT:

Okay so as probably many of you have noticed my English is weak... so I kinda need your help LOL!

Is there a hidden meaning to this title????
*room gets confused*
*sighs*
I meant what does this title mean?? C'mon people!!

LOL

EDIT 2:
I mean this song's tittle "The Violet Hour"

:)

YES!!

And everyone knows except you :) But we aint telling :) lol

Why you little malicious squirrel you!!!!

*sobs*

I though you loved me!

LOL!

Well baby.....this is how i treat people i love :)

*wink*

What title? Im not sure what Title your asking about

LMAO!!!

Gah! is there some sort of a pact against Flounder on here tonight?!

Me feels isolated... LOL

No no I love flounder! I just wasn't sure what title you were asking about!

Tell her nothing LOL

LOL

sorry I thought you were teasing me:))
I mean this song's title:)

I looked the meaning up and this is what I found I might not be right but I tried:
The Violet Hour is a play by Richard Greenberg.The play is about a young publisher named John Pace Seavering who has enough money to publish one book. He is torn between publishing the gargantuan novel of his former college roommate, and perhaps more than friend, Denis McCleary. His other option is of publishing the memoirs of his mistress, Jessie Brewster. Denis needs the book published so that he can look good in front of the father of the woman that he is in love with. Jessie, however, needs her memoirs published because of her life expectancy running out. Then a mysterious, paper spewing machine enters. The papers are from books that have information about the lives of the characters and their futures. Gidger, Seavering's assistant, learns that he becomes a person of no importance and that his dog becomes famous. Seavering learns from these papers that he becomes a well-to-do publisher and no matter whose book he publishes, he will either lose his mistress or his friend.

Wow!

Thanks a lot:) Not sure how much this has to do with the song... I'm gonna check that later... but anyway thanks for trying:))) *hugs*

Your welcome like I said I might be wrong. The only thing that makes sense is that Bella has to choose between E and J and so does this guy. I dunno know just a thought!

*scratches head in confusion*
What the FORKS are you talking about!??!

LOL
Im seriously confussled!!

LOL I edited my comment:)

*agava you idiot be more specific next time*

LOL

LMFAO
I just saw your "Edit 2" LOL

*facepalm for Aga & myself for not getting it*

Hmm good question.. I have NO idea.. hope that helps ;-)

LOL no worries:)

I actually edited it after I got a few WTF are you talking about questions:)

OH it's okay:) I just though it may be some sort of an idiom I don't understand or something like that:)

And I'm in such a big need to know everything LOL!

LOL you are such a dork Aga.. but how I love thou!!

Ahh same here... I always wanna know EVERYTHING.. especially when it comes to the Saga.. hidden meanings behind the words of the songs... gah I'm like that w/Rob's songs =P

LOL!

believe it or not but I have a dictionary opened each time I come here:) Just in case:)
But I must say I've learnt (-ed?) so much since I started coming here, I mean the words:)

Well most of them need a bit of censorship but that still counts as learning the language, right? LOL!

LMFAO @ most of your words need a bit of censorship!!!

Oh thats right.. English is not your native tongue... what IS!!?
*curious, nosy eyes*

Wow.. really!? Dictionary!? That's cool AND smart.. my teachers have ALWAYS encouraged that up into college... lol... they help, dont they =)

ROTF:) I don't use it that often:) As I said it's here just in case:)

LMAO!!! You DID NOT think English was my native tongue, did you?!

My mother tongue is Polish:) I'm European and yes I'm staying up really late at night LOL

LMAO
*eyes go wide*
Why.. of course not.. I.. huh.. I mean.. I.. of course I knew English wasnt your native tongue.. DUH!

Lol I love my European girls.. I love ALL my girls haha! Tsk tsk... I shall not reprimand you for its for a good cause =)

How late is it over there!?

Well actually it's not that late... it's 9.20 pm so still afternoon for me:)
I'm more of a night person, I've always been like that:) I can stay up late but getting up early in the morning - so not my thing:) lol

Wow.. its only noon here in California!! The time differences never cease to surprise me... its crazy, isnt it?!

Yeah it is. I hate it that we live so far away from each other:( *hugs*

*bear hugs*
Our love is stronger though.. and I <3 that!

URGH!!!!

Curse you disqus!!!!

lol

*dances around Aga*
Neener Neener... LOL dont go trying to find what that means in the dictionay b/c I gurantee you its NOT there!!

Well actually... I found it ;P
Thanks a lot!! *jots new funny expression down* LOL
Oh FYI I only use the English-English dictionary :D

LMFAO
*facepalm*
Oh dear lord what have I started!!

What title are you referring to? I'll help, but I'm not sure which title.

I meant the song's tittle:)

Oooooooo...... Oh I see someone explained it. I didn't know. I'm glad a person with brain cells helped you.

did i miss something? i have no clue what ur talking about. so i guess im no help, but when u figure it out, tell me.

LOL

I'll note to myself to be more specific next time:)

I meant this song's title:)

Oh Aga!!! and you weren't drunk!!! LOL

But yes...I want to know too. This is my favorite song of the NM soundtrack and my english is weaker than yours... *sobs* LOL

LMAO!!!

I was sober, but not specific enough:)

Well lutz_of_love up there typed a very long comment about what she found on that matter:)

I actually wanted to know whether that was some sort of an idiom or something:) I thought it might have meant something more:)
Well I guess it doesn't:)

Nah, I don't think your English is weaker than mine at all silly *hugs*

I thought so... you are even more funny when you're drunk LOL

Well, I'm silly. I saw the explanation of lutz_of_love now...and well, it doesn't make sense to me LOL

Love you! *hugs*

LALI!!!!!

OMFG.....it been 2 months since we last spoke! I should spinning around bella's chair counting down the months!

TSH!!!!

OMFJ!! You are right!!! I haven't seen you in a while!!! And I freaking miss you!!! *hugs*

I hope everything is going well with you =)

yes its all good...stuck in the US and looking forward to heading back to tiny little England and getting my life back! I have missed blogging so it I'll be back with a vengeance!!

Wooohoo!!! I'm glad to hear that!!! We've missed you!! Without you, the lack of smuttnes it's turning nmm.org in the Vatican!!

And what can I say, I miss your avi!!! ;)

LMFAO .... the vatican!! Well we sure have to change that when I get back...I'll be hunting a post that can release our inner smuttiness!

I'm last!!! Woot woot!! Who wants to party down here?

Am I too late for the party???

LOL

Yay a party of four! I see you brought Jackson, he looks quite spiffy tonight. I know Rob looks a bit messy, but that's his thing.

Thanks for coming, love you Lali!!!

Love you too darling!!!

You and Robert look quite hot in your avi!! ;)

Birthday scene!!!!!

Now everytime I hear the soundtrack, I get the urge to watch the movie all over again. I have no clue how many times I've seen it, but I know I can count it on two hands haha.

Squeee... the FIASCO of the birthday scene!!!
All I see in my head is SpongeBob with a bad blonde wig coming to eat Bella and singing: I neeeeeeedddddddd itttttttt!!

Haaaa!!!

I got that flash in the cinema :) I will never see Jaspers face at that moment without hearing sponge bob LOL

Haaaa!!!

I got that flash in the cinema :) I will never see Jaspers face at that moment without hearing sponge bob LOL

LMFAO what Aga said!!
I'll never think of Jasper the same... EVER... freaken Sponge Bob!!

LOL have you seen this video!?!? ROFL never fails to crack me up.. PFach tweeted it once..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ

"Bloo-D.. NO FUNNY"

Pfach tweeted that??? LMAO!!!!

I can imagine LOL he's too funny :)

*still LMAO*

LOL
He DID.. I was like "Hmm let me click on this little unoffensive link" and voila... my life has never been the same!! LMAO

I love my blondie.. he's got a great sense of humor and he shares it w/us!!

LMAO Show it to Matt and make him perform the words.. LOL

LMAO!! BFF!!

No Funny!!! "BlooD...

Isnt it hilarious?!?
LMAO
I cant stop laughing every time I see it.. I had to show it to my entire family.. that's how much I love it =P

I emailed it to family too!! too funny!!!

BFF!! Where art thou.... LMAO!!! =o)

LMAO
"Where for art thou, Bella" LOL

I'm over at the ROB VF pics *fans self* But I'm heading out... again.. Lol stupid college paper!!

lmao!!

you got that flash TWICE?

*wink*

LMAO!!!!

*facepalm*

It's so embarrasing when you shoot comments out by accident like that *wink*

ROTF:)

I thought it was only me who saw SpongeBob on Jasper's head!!!

LOL Nope my Aga... I could hear that damn Sponge Bob song and see his face on Jackson's *facepalm*

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/12/01/breaking-d...

New article out there on BD.

1. Don't like that it states NM DVD out in May/June - what's up with that? Thought it was Feb?
2. Gross $300 mill? Isn't that low?

They don't know what they're talking about. The Twilight DVD came out in March last year, so I'm sure their pushing for Feb/March.

Idiots.

BIRTHDAY SCENE, SQUEE!!!

This is my fave FAVE song.. i blast this and 'friends' all the time.

Oh, who am I kidding. All songs are my favorite (even the one by the Editors)

:-)

My facebook status reads.. "you love all sailors, but hate the beach.."

EVEN the one by the editors?! The editors song is my favorite!!!

*clears throat in order to create deep voice*

"We can never go homeeeeee... we NO longgg-GER have oneeee!!!"

I like that song too..
*fake gasp*
I know what a big shocker since I'm not into those sorts of songs!! But you just gotta listen to the words.. its all in the words ppl... =)

hahaha.... Im not really into that type of song either, but I am into the soundtrack. The whole darn thing.... minus the bonus tracks... not sure whats going on with all that lol

me too. the bonus tracks are kinda weird for me too.

and yes, i dont really feel the editor's song too. like the bonus tracks, it's kinda off? hehehe ^_^

I dont listen to the bonus tracks, ever. They arent in the movie are they?? Also, where is white demon love song in the movie? i was trying to think of that the other day.

Lol yea I got MORE into the soundtrack after the movie... I used to like only a few BEFORE the movie.. Possibility & Satellite Heart being the faves *sobs*

BUT now.. Im digging the majority of them... Meet me on the equinox doesnt do much for me, but hey.. its all good =)

Yeah, that song was promoted too much lol... i like it but I dont listen to it anymore. I love Satellite heart, but after seeing anya marina streaming live from the premiere and how cracked out she was, it kinda ruined it for me lol

Hmm idk why.. but ever since it came out, I really didnt feel it! I mean, its ok but mehh!!

Aww I know a lot of the girls stopped liking the song just b/c of Anya's annoying a** BUT not me! Yea I find her annoying but I STILL love the song.. its not the song's fault to have such an annoying creator.. LOL Wow.. how many times did I say annoying!?!?

Possibility IS my fave song.. hands down!! Its been since before the movie and now even more =)

I know that song is just plain epic... my cousins were over for thanksgiving, and they're in high school and we went to walmart, and they were singing possibility with the wrong lyrics and I was like seriously?! i can't even be by you right now. I have this thing, where if I am around someone who just "likes" twilight, but doesnt know much about it, it annoys the crap out of me and I have to run away lol

haha... same here OR I just feel the need to sit them down, go up to the board and teach them Twilight Saga 101... geez!! I wouldnt be able to shut up.. matter fact.. I CANT shut up sometimes.. =P

LOL buttttt I... I.... I like loud people :)

=)

LMAO!

*in deeper, count dracula voice* HELP ME TO CARRY THE FI-IREEEE

I hated it at first, always skipped it. Now, I don't hate it :)

LMAOOOO count dracula.... omeee thats truly the funniest thing Ive read so far today lmaoooo... I need to change my shammies again.

LOL! That's what I thought about when I first heard the song. The count from Sesame Street.

Close your eyes and picture the little muppet singing. You know it's true! :)

IF I SAY SHUT YOUR EYESSSSSS lmaoooo




look, it's by the same guy! lmao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e7yYBDHOgg&feat...

oh my gosh, oh my gosh! laughing so hard I can't breathe!! It's so perfect!

1.... 2.... 3 AH AH AHHHH lmao

*stands up clapping*
LMFAO Jenny!!! Perfect impersonation!! I can hear him in my head just now!

ROBECI!!!!! <3

JENOWA!!!! <3

*hugs*
Man!! Its your fault if I end up cracking up in my next class b/c I CANT tune your comment outta my mind & Im the type to laugh at the wrong time when I remember something funny!! =P

Did anyone else hear Bonnie Hunt chatting with someone in the background as Sea Wolf was performing?

Love this whole soundtrack....except The Editors....still can't find any love for that song. LOL!

Yeah, I heard that too.

I did. At first I thought I had another video playing at the same time. A little rude of her.

I can't get into The Editors song either. I've listened to it a million times but nothing. It's the one song I have to skip over. Like that prom dance scene song from the Twilight soundtrack.

I like the little bit of the editors song they played in the movie, though.

i was a FAT.... HOUSE.... CAT!

lmao

lmao not THAT one, even though that line was always weird haha! I lurrvveeee that one. It's the song they play before that. With all that screaming and whatnot. Eeep. I'm pretty sure that's what my parents would've called "headache music" lol

This is my favorite song on the soundtrack! FAVORITE!!!!

IT FROM THE BIRTHDAY SCENE!!!

I AM SEEING NEW MOON AGAIN TODAY IN EXACTLY 3 HOURS :-) :-)

How many times have you seen it thus far?

Tonight will be my fifth... so I'm not doing to bad... I saw Twilight 12 times over a period of 3 months, so that puts me ahead for New Moon if I stay on track lmao

I'm up to eight, but I will have to go through a drought this weekend. :(

eight!!! Wow I have some catching up to do :)

I love today :-)

It reminds me of the weeks leading up to the new moon premiere when I used to sit on here day in and day out and loved it :-)

You guys need to see this. It's actually quite funny. Just want to say that i love Twilight, but found this guy on youtube and couldn't help myself. lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L253VLwH3w&feat...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Hwv1EbCkk&feat...

hahahaha, those are bad... bad and funny. hahahahahaha..... sorry twilight :(

I know right. It was just too cute. Can't wait for chapter 3 to come out xD

http://shelf-life.ew.com/2009/12/01/edward-bell...

Did any of you see this? WTF, dude? I am so sick of all this BS and people not actually reading the books. Geez.

OK, I have to post this now because I know by the time I get home you'll be gone and I want you to respond.

When I first read BD, I could not help but agree with the writer of the article. But before you throw punches, here me out. Over the past few decades, all we hear about is independent women who don't need men to get what we want. So to read BD and see Bella do all of these things that seemed so out of character with what her peers in modern day literature and pop culture (Buffy, namely) was doing was like a culture shock to me, especially the Nessie part. The way Stephenie describes that harrowing pregnancy was a recipe for "Rosemary's Baby: Part Deux." I just did not understand why everyone surrounding Bella would let her slowly die like this.

But after watching the films, and actually seeing these characters and fully experiencing how much they actually love each other, especially after NM, I got it. I get why Bella sacrificed herself for her child. I get why she didn't want to go to college. I get why Bella and Edward belong together.

It's a force that's greater than them; it's fate that dictates this entire saga. Bella had to sacrifice herself so that Jacob would have a happy ending and imprint on Renesmee. Bella couldn't go to college because she was supposed to be a vampire to have "Brunch with the Volturi" and protect the Cullens et al. Bella and Edward belong together, no matter their personal faults and bad habits, because of Nessie and because Bella had to fully realize herself as a vampire, amongst other things.

And the author needs to remember who the source of this material is. A happily married mother of three young children. Not that every mother would write this story in this way, but it isn't as if Stephenie's some Harvard professor with a Ph D. in Existentialism.

I have already read it....soon we will have "round tables" discussing the effects of Edward/Bella relationship based on the personal behaviour of the writer and her husband ( meaning that she got all of that from her personal experience)...."How to deal with the cult of a mormon preacher through her literature" and counseling in "abandoning Bella´s road to disaster" to all the feminine public in general but focused on teenagers...
With all the supernova success now comes the ones that are going to teach us because their minds are elevated....much more than ours...by atacking the saga how to deal with reading fiction books and loving them....but the main problem is that they had started a dozens sagas ago....there are many, right?

The people who write this stuff are guilty of what they are accusing the saga of doing- underestimating young women. It's fiction; the fans know that, even the youngest ones.
Should Edward have let Bella drive her truck after she cut her arm and should Jake have let her drive after she'd almost drowned? According to the rabid feminists, yes. She might have crashed and killed herself but she would have died a strong, independant woman.
I'm fairly sure Alice and Rose have as many degrees as the guys do and Bella was going to go to college until she got pregnant. The Cullen's are rich, it's not like she needed a job anyway, let's be practical!
So, Bella should have killed her baby even though things worked out OK in the end.
What kind of cynical, po-faced people write this rubbish!

The people who write this stuff are guilty of what they are accusing the saga of doing- underestimating young women. It's fiction; the fans know that, even the youngest ones.
Should Edward have let Bella drive her truck after she cut her arm and should Jake have let her drive after she'd almost drowned? According to the rabid feminists, yes. She might have crashed and killed herself but she would have died a strong, independant woman.
I'm fairly sure Alice and Rose have as many degrees as the guys do and Bella was going to go to college until she got pregnant. The Cullen's are rich, it's not like she needed a job anyway, let's be practical!
So, Bella should have killed her baby even though things worked out OK in the end.
What kind of cynical, po-faced people write this rubbish!

Exactly. Some women believe that it has to be one way or the other.

I have never seen Bella as having a weak character. She has issues sure. But weak? No. She stands up and fights for what she wants. Edward, her baby, and all of the Cullen family and the werewolves at the end of BD.

I think some women get offended by the fact that in these modern times, there is a popular fictional character that allows herself to be completely taken over by the love she feels for someone else.

I guess that makes her weak to them. But not to me.

I know, I think of myself as a feminist but not in the way that I think women have to act like men. The point is to have freedom of choice, not be forced into doing what other women think you should do. That's as bad as doing what men think we should do.
Bella chooses family, that's not wrong. The things she deals with, as a human surrounded by vampires, werewolves and half-breeds are frightening and she comes out of it stronger than any of them. Bella does some really brave things like going to Volterra to save Edward and going ahead with a pregnancy that could kill her. That's not weakness.

"with nary a word of higher education"

this woman has obviously NOT read twilight and should NOT be talking about it and writing this article. that kind of crap really p*sses me off.

her poor children. i hope people rip her apart with their comments @ the site.

Another woman putting down her own gender for the choices they make if they don't tally with her own ideas.
Edward was the one who wanted Bella to go to college so he's hardly subjugating her.
Bella should be thinking about college when she's marrying a vampire, carrying a half-breed child and in danger of being murdered by various mythical creature? Of course she should!
When will these crackpots stop intruding on our fantasy world with their dull, narrow-minded realities.

The actual columnist that wrote the article commented on the post and said that she was upset that Bella did not choose to abort the child so that she could go to college.

That was pretty much the last straw for me. I had to reply to her and say WTF?

I guess in this day and age it is a true tragedy to choose your family and your children over going to get a degree? What?

She is obviously a radical feminist that believes all women should be independent and strong willed and not let themselves be taken over by the love of someone else, including their unborn child. :(

"The actual columnist that wrote the article commented on the post and said that she was upset that Bella did not choose to abort the child so that she could go to college."

Eeeep! Talk about crossing the line! She is ridiculous. Bringing up subjects like that is just asking for an argument and making this story into something it's not. Besides, it's FICTION for pete's sake. Sheesh. Stuff like that annoys me. Just like when people say "real vampires don't sparkle"....really? Last time I checked, there's no such thing as REAL vampires.

Not really as serious as her statement, but still. I had to get that off my chest. :)

I know, these crazies think fans don't know the difference between fiction and reality, as if we're all little girls with no life experience. I've talked to a few of the younger girls on this site and they are smart and well informed. Most of the fans are.
As if anyone would base their real life choice on what happens in the books.
It really annoys me that women say stuff like this about other women though.

I dropped out of college when I was pregnant and not because I didn't have a choice, but because as soon as I knew I was pregant, I loved the baby. That was my choice and I would be fine with anyone who chose differently but I wouldn't want anyone dictating to me what I should have chosen.
To value an education over the life of a wanted and loved child is shallow and tragic.

Sorry to butt in, but your comment was beautiful. The writer of that article must have horrible relationships with her family. College truly isn't everything and it's ridiculous she thinks that way. Plus, schools are always there if anyone ever wants to go ya know? Life experience gets you more knowledge than textbooks.

Butt in all you want!
I know all about life experience!
I planned to go back to college to carry on where I left off when my kid was old enough to go to nursery but I lost her shortly after she was born and gave up that career path. I still think I made the right choice though and I would hate anyone to tell me it wasn't my choice to make.
I'm glad my mum was there to bring me up when I was a kid rather than just doing what she wanted. It's sad when people devalue family like that.

Oh my gosh, I'm sorry :( I want to hug you, you seem amazing. Yeah, I'm in college right now and I think if I ever had the situation you did I would leave school as well. I get that we're in the 21st century and all, but I think family values are just as important as our education if not more so. I didn't even read the article the columnist wrote, but judging by the comments here I can tell I won't want to.

Aw, don't get all emotional, I'm PMSing, you'll get me sobbing! I'm fine, it was a long time ago and I deal with it pretty well these days.
The article is such an insult to women and Twihards. I hate reading gumph like that. It's someone with an education who wants to ram her views down everyone elses' throats. Must be hurtful for her kids knowing that if she'd gotten pregnant with them while she was at college, she would have gotten rid of them.
All the other stuff she wrote just shows such a profound ignorance of the saga and the motivations of the characters. How anyone can spout stuff like that on a subject they don't understand is beyond me. I'm quite happy to express my views on here because I have the knowledge of the books to back them up. This woman totally misinterprets every aspect of the saga.

Ha! My zodiac sign is Cancer, emotional is my middle name!

The critics and bloggers shouldn't be allowed to judge the saga when they have absolutely no knowledge of it. That really irks me.

Piscean- I cry til I'm sick reading NM and I can't resist kittens but I'm also insensitive and mannish at times. Full of contradictions!
There are so many people making judgements on the saga based on the blurb on the back of the books or what other people have said about it.
I've read them 6 or 7 times each and notice new things every time. When I read stuff on her about the books I think, "I never thought of that before." There's a lot to it.
If people don't think they'll like it and don't read the books, they don't have the right to comment on what they THINK it's about. Inevitably, they get it totally wrong.
No one ever seems to comment on the fact that the books are actually fun. There are some good funny bits too. Why do they have to be so negative about something they don't understand? It's pretty pathetic if that's how they enjoy themselves.

You're preaching to the choir! haha I've only read NM twice because I simply can't read it without being emotional all day. And I only read it the second time because SM recommended we should lol.

I start feeling panicky when Edward gets distant after the party and actually feel relieved when he leaves because at least the really painful bit is over. It's hard going. I remember giving it to my mum to read and she said after a couple of days, "Edward leaves!" and I could see she was feeling it too!
I like Eclipse best, despite the end bit with Jake being really painful. The story is great and there are so many funny bits. I'm reading it for the 8th time now.
I keep wondering if I'll get round to reading all the other books I have. They're gathering dust on their shelves!

radical feminist is putting it NICELY. i personally have a few more nastier names i'd like to call her. its absolutely disgusting and disparaging that somebody would actually think that, let alone write an article about it so everyone in the world can read it.

What did you say to her? I would love to read it, You know I have your back and that shi* pisses me off. Who is this devil women?

This is what I put:

"Yeah, because killing the child growing inside her just so that she can go to college and get an education is such the better choice to make. WTF, Ms. Jordan? Are you kidding me? And this issue that I am having has nothing to do with Twilight. So your problem is that she did NOT abort the child all to be more of an independent woman and further her career? Again WTF?
I have my own career and consider myself very independent, but I also have a family that I put before anything.
I am so sick and tired of all this feminist BS.
Twilight is FICTION. It is meant to be taken that way. I guess they need to put a disclaimer on the front of the books that says HEY MORONS, JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION THIS STORY IS A WORK OF FICTION, JUST IN CASE YOU DID NOT GATHER THAT FROM THE STORYLINE BEING ABOUT VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES.
Just another stupid, idiotic, lame reason for all the people out there that already hate Twilight to despise it even more."

I had to reply to u here, ran out of boxes LOL

I posted there.. under Laur this time. That lady needs a reality check, Im telling ya some people are freak en scary!

AND I actually think EC is a stalker and has serious issues. But perhaps Stephenie purposefully made him so to make their relationship even more difficult than it is. One major indication is the fact that he doesn't read her mind and the uh, whole vampire thing LOL. Another indication is how easy she made Bella and Jacob's relationship. She didn't want Bellward's love affair to be as easy so she made Edward really pretty to entice Bella and the reader but riddled him with all of these faults to make their relationship borderline sick and thus fascinating. One of the main rules in writing fiction is creating obstacles and she not only made him a vampire, she made him masochistic, and an OC stalker.

That's IMO anyway. <shrugs>

I disagree, a stalker is when someone is "bothering" another person and the other person doesnt want them around, Bella Does want Edward around.. so thats not stalking but he is a Vampire, a predator by nature.

I don't know. I mean, I guess we'll have to disagree. EC was just lucky to have Bella not run away like a sane person would've. I don't think bella's particularly normal either. She didn't care that a guy wanted to kill her all the time up until after Volterra. That's not normal.

I come back to read the comments and I can't stop laughing. I don't even know who to reply to.

You all crack me up!!!

uh...yeah i want to see the girl who sung 'Possiblity' perform..because honestly that's the only song i like from the soundtrack.
ooh that reminds me i need to put it on my ipod!

lol did my comment get modded I posted the lyrics I guess they were inappropriate? lol

Birthday Party Scene

DUH!

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I love the soundtrack!

I can't stop listening to the songs over and over again.

this song is in he birthday scene