Okay, I have to be honest, that was really funny and creepy at the same time. It was funny because it was so exaggerate, but creepy because some fans are like that. I know it's not to that type of extent, but some people are close enough.

My W.I.L.F opps sorry my Chaskeeee...

I see my self as that girl I dont think the teaser gun would work on me either but I will be harrasing Chaske!!!

He is so tall and his voice and his eyes and his neck!!!

::THUD::

Cant wait for saturday when I finaly get to see him WOOHOOO!!!

::hoping he left that teaser in LA::

oh my gosh!!!....that was hilarious!!!....cracked up at the terminator part.

also...side note....I went to highschool with Michael Day (the interviewer)...craziness

This was so funny! I'm in tears. ☺

is it wrong to go and grab one of their shirts and just give it a lil tug...oh man...im like a freaky version of her....maybe i shouldnt be proud of that...hehe

That was hysterical!

Bronson: We're BFF's
Chaske: Does this thing even work?

hahaha that was such a funny skit!!! i love the jay leno show...hes hilarious love the wolf pack too!! you never see them alone they are always together i love it!

omg that was funny... i was laughing so hard tears came out. lol when cahse say's "it's like the terminator" lol. Nothing can stop that crazy fan lol.

that was so funny...alex was really funny and kiowa "get the taser!!" thst is really cool that they can make fun of themselves!

1 question did they ever actually go on the show as guest?

FUNNY VID!!!!

ROFL.
This had me falling out of my chair laughing!

hahahaha too great! I'm mad I didnt see it on TV xD

OH i loved this hahahah alex......


man chaske did great! love his acting style!

I saw that this morning, it had me rolling on the floor laughing. The wolf pack did an amazing job in this.

There're so funny together

Funniest Thing EVER so worth waiting all day to see!!!!

Lol. This was amusing.

Bronson :]

"BFF <3" Lmao so funny, Love the wolf boys and their sense of humor!

I saw this last night and practically die of laughter lol I thought thr girl was going to snap Alex in half.

On a more personal note, I think it's time I share something with u ladies. I wrote chaske, Alex and Kiowa in myspace way back before the wolf pack mania formed lol this was back in April. I thought maybe it wasn't really them. Then my friend said why wud someone fake them when they're not even famous yet lol so I wrote them all te same day the cast list was released for the wolves. An guess what? They all wrote me back lol I saved all the convos and plain on posting them eventually.

Has he written back from d one U send him yesterday?

I haven't even checked lol I was thinking about whether or not I should write on his wall AND send him a personal message just see he sees my request both ways lol but I didn't wanna seem too pushy =)

I just truly hope he signs both pics... I'm going to Target manana so I can print them : )

wow i would so do that :)

did anyone see Jay Leno grab her butt at the very end or was it just me? LOL.

hahahahahaha...WOLF PACK!!

is it scary that this girl is doing exactly what i would have done!!...

PAULEXXXX!!!!...lol.. dont mess with a twihard on mission!!..
never ruin that moment!!..you will get seriously hurt!

Alex!!!!!!!!

I love you.

Hahahahahaha...THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! OMR!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING LOL

I´m still crying, I cant´ help it!!!! It´s sooooo funny...God ....Twi-hards ladies and gentlemen...twi-hards in all of their passion...

That was the funniest thing EVER!

Hey if you Tasered me, I'll still run back for more!

It's not over until I'm dead!

Paulex cursing has to be one of the hottest things I've ever heard!

*fans herself*

Gawd, I adore Bronson. He's hilarious.
Am I the only one who is crushing on him? Lol

you definatly arent ! hahah

OMG.

Chaske. Used. A Tazer.

I think I just had a dragon for the first time ever.

Flowers and Cookies, you were right. It is not necessarily better than a unicorn or a venus(which I tend to have more of), but it is just spectacularly different.

*Heavy Sigh/Enjoying the Tingling*

Had one of those the first time I saw an interview with Chaske and heard that voice and saw the way his eyes crinkled up when he smiled.
I really do have a major thing about tall guys!!

LMFAO!!!!! Intense!!!

Hahahaha, that was great!!! Those guys are so funny along with Jay.

I just found out that Alex Meraz signed up at my friends gym. How cool is that? But she promises not to bother him - just look. lol

** Howls all around for da fur boys! **
Muah, love ya guys!

I'm confused. I thought the Holy Trinity was on the EW cover this week. But it shows that Johnny Depp is on there. WTF?

Oi! Link please!! Gotta get my JD fix for the day! Thanks!

http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/12/03/johnny-depp/

Here and bye.

Running to Stewy post.

I dedicated my first on her post to you!!

Thanks chick. Yippee, Kristen post. It's been awhile.

Between this and the Chaske tazing thing, I am feeling all lightheaded. :)

I know... it feels like it's too much to take in all at one. Kinda like inkella taking in all of Tattward. Oi! Mind in gutter forever and ever.

i watched this like 3 in the morning so i thought it may not be as funny now. Wrong! it still is!!

my eyes flew straight to Alex w/ that wife beater on!! Hmm lawd have mercy!!!
i guess the girl felt the same lol.

i loved it when Bronson said,
These are my brothers *heart sign w/ Alex* *sings* BFFS *howls*
how cute are they?!
& Chaske trying to taze her & failing lmao

this is so funny!!! hahahahahahahaha
yall know the wolf pack is the life of the party..

Suck it in, & tell the truth.

I watched it very late as well and it was freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Alex Meraz has SO been reading our nmm comments to find out what we do with the tazers....

I mean....not that we use them or anything.... :S

lol if alex is reading these comments then he must know how much i want--i mean like hi--oh who am i kidding? no need to lie about it now!
*stands on chair & yells*
ALEX MERAZ I WANT YOU..JUST FOR ONE NIGHT...screw it give me an hour..lol.

sorry Mrs. Meraz i can't help myself.

LMAO...somehow i think you would take more then the designated hour!!!

And um...isnt that Tay on ur avi!!!

Geez....making ur way around the pack arent you? LOL

lmao
well they all are connected in wolf form...their brothers they share everything..i don't want them fighting. i'm just trying to make it easy for them..lol.
they should be thanking me really.

well arent you just really considerate LOL...

you HAVE to make the rounds...as its xmas...sharing is caring right? ;)

Hear that KS??? SHARE ROB!!!

lol u better be careful kristen can kill you just with that death glare of hers...i haven't seen it in a while but don't think it's gone. lmao

oh i know...i would be SO intimidated if i ever got the chance to meet her!!

and im sure she could deck me with one hand, eyes closed!

lmao
w/ your eyes closed? u r such a marshmellow
come on now you've got to fight for a chance w/ rob..they're just not going to give him to you!!
*slaps Bauble*
toughen up!!

*yelps at the slap*

no KS eyes are closed...thats hwo talented she is!!!

I will fight for ROb but come on..im up against KS!!!

Be my back-up??

lmao!!
fine i'll be your back up!!

bring some of ur wolf pack too.... i heard KS roughed them up during NM filming =D

lmao yeah i remember them saying chaske was in pain but trying to keep a brave face...haha i'll bring leah she tougher than all those boys!!

Lmao

I love Bronson.
I'm sort of crushing on him now! Lol
I love his sense of humor.

And Alex.... Oh Alex *licks lips*

*squeeee* I'm meeting Chaske in two days! I can't believe it!

*snarls*
Back away from Bronson.. he is MY wolf crush!!!!
*keeps snarling*

LOL I've been crushing it on him for a while now.. the news didnt make my vamp girls very happy BUT it did make my wolf girls EXTREMELY happy, I would say a little too much!! Isnt he adorkable?!? He is THE funniest of them all!!

*clears throat* i don't think crushing is the right answer mi ceci..LOL

*facepalm*
*a la Bella*
"Shhh-ut UP" Kay... LOL

Jesus woman!
Which twiman ISNT yours?! Lmao.
You're going to have to learn to share with the rest of the world.

Yeaah, he's a cutie.
I've always thought so, but now I like him for his personality too, lol.

Did you read, did you read!? I'm meeting Chaske saturday!

LMAO
*hangs head*
I know.. I know... I need to re-watch that episode on Sesame Street!!

Ahh yes! See that's what attracts me the most about another person: their personality!! He has such a great sense of humor and is just gorgeous as a bonus!!

OMFG YOU ARE!?!? Holy FORKS... where!? Miami DUH! Eeek.. who else is gonna be there?!

Well, I didn't learn it from sesame street.
More like Barney. But you go ahead! Lmao.

YES! *squeee*
I'm going with some of the other miami girls from here. Chaske, Daniel Cudmore (Felix), Gil, Justin (Eric), Tyson (Quil) and Tinsel will be there! I promise to take a bunch of pictures and share them with you guys :)

Haha Barney...
"I love you.. you love me.. lets get together and kill Barney"
LMAO
Sorry...

Squeeee that's awesome!! Yes.. TONZ AND TONZ of pics.. they always make us happy... how exciting =)

no way!! u are meeting Chaske?!! *screams*
i love bronson too his humor makes him sexy..i mean he's cute but that humor brings him up a notch.
Before i even watched it my eyes went straight to Alex..i'm not even playing that man has an aura of sexy that just draws the lustful mind.
lmao

*screams with TayD.*
YES! I am! Taking a picture and getting his autograph too!


Lmao @ an aura of sexy that just draws the lustful mind.

I couldn't have said it better myself.
I love all the wolf boys but I gotta say.. I think Alex is the hottest of them all.

yeah he is!! Alex is just sexy for no reason.
btw: i'm not including taylor in the equation b/c he's never w/ them so i don't consider him one of the wolf boys lol.

omg how are you mentally preparing for this ?i would be freakin out!! i would ask him to say EASY like he did in the movie!!

LOL.
I have a hard time choosing between Taylor and Alex..
Hmm.. I'll have to stick with Alex until Tay turns 18. Hows that? Heh

You have no idea how excited I am!
I am trying to keep cool though, I don't want to go all psycho twihard and scare him off. Lmao. AH! I'm soo going to ask him to say that!

*jumps up and down*
OMG!! If u get him to say that record it & send it too me!!

yeah don't be like that girl.
you know he was the one who tazed her...she survived it but you might not like that paparazzi lol i would hate to feel repsonsible.

yeah..you can stick w/ alex...that means more taylor for me!! :)

Hahaha
Yeah I def. don't want him to do that to me! I'm going to try to take a bunch of pictures and send them to the site for you guys :)

I wish they would all follow Alex's lead and wear less clothing *sigh*

I second that notion for BRONSON, partner..
*drools*
Humina humina!!!

Amen! hahahahaha

Preach it sister.. preach it... LOL

Preach it sister.. preach it... Lol

LMAO Alex: "these F*KEN twilight fans are intense!!"
And the panicked faces on the wolf pack....lol...

I was wondering who would use this pic for their avi!
So hawt!!
*thud*

I love your avie!!!!!

thank you, I love you avie too and you comments are always fun to read!;]

Is it bad that I think she is hot in her crackhead/hooker/eyeliner chic?

The wolfpack is the BEST!!

I'm gonna hit the gym. This seems a very good way to make my visit to the Wolfpack a day to remember LOL

And you don't want to know what I'm gonna do to Jacksper, the day I meet him... *evil laugh* muaahahahaha

LOL

It's amazing how much they motivate us. I say Ashley yesterday on Ellen and then went and worked out. :)

Oh yes...Ashley make me want to start a diet and everything...and be cute LOL

And Jackson make me want to do some exercises with him...in my room...if you know what I mean *wiggles eyebrows* *wink wink*

This is the stuff Chaske and I tweeted about. Still giddy!

that is so cool...did he Direct message you> i would save it !

Chaske tweeted you?

In Napoleon Dynamite voice: Luc Kee!!!!!

so tell me.. what did he say to you? :) How exciting!

oh yeah congrats on that!
thats super exciting!

Also, people: remember to follow the official Twilight twitter account for an official Eclipse goodie once they reach 200K followers! We're so close.

OMG! hilarious. i love the wolf pack

EDIT: "Shame on you,J. you kno im team jacob."

That was funny, loved how Alex's back cracked and the taser, perfect.

Yes!! Love me some Kiowa! <3

Leave it to Paulex to appear on national tv in a tank top/wife beater. LOL. Oh well, if you got it, work it!

Did you see Chaske Tweeted me???? As of 10 last night I was his last tweet (does go-go dancing like H2B!!!!)

WHAT?! He finally tweeted you?! OMG!!!!!!

*rushing to twitter now*

Wha?! Huh? How?! He tweeted you?!
HK99x Is going to have a cardiovasectomy!

*watches LMNV's "h2b go-go dance"*

hmmm... u're as good as h2b! damn! so HOT!

*smirks*

^_^

*nods*
agree..

can u blame him? ^_^

*stares at paulex*

*drools*

hahah, absolutely not. I would totally girl fan girl on him, too. Actually,
I would have gone for a two-for-one and grabbed Alex AND Kiowa!

oh heck yeah! now u're talking! two-for-one it is! paulex and chaske for me though. paulex for the action and chaske well.. for the sexy voice.. he had me at "easy..." ^_^

"Jake's right, she is good with weird!"

*giggles*
"she's alright.."
"both of u calm down.."
"take bella back to emily's place.."

damn! so little lines! we could count them with our fingers. *sigh* ^_^

"I'm going to the Clearwater's to help out!"

awesome!! ^_^

"she's alright.."

hmmm.. i think thats it for sam huh? damn... ^_^

*points upwards* Whats happening i can't see videos in work :(
Wolf boys being all hyper aww man i'm missing it

awwww... noooo!! u have to see it! *sigh* but hey.. there's always later, so it's ok. it can wait. *grins* cheer up chel! ^_^

OK!!!! I'm all happy today!!!
Woohoo i'll just have to wait another 4 hours to see it.......4 long hours *sighs* what'll i do until then hmmmm i wonder.... *grins*

hmmm... it's too early for u there so whatever it is u're thinking, stop. *smirks*

hmmm.... u should buy some food or something to eat just u'd have something to eat when u're watching this. tee hee.. ^_^

Snickers @....... well you know what i'm snickering at hee hee!!!
It's not too early for me it's just 3pm perfect time for dirty thoughts!!!!!

3pm? damn! and i was sure it's the morning there. hehehe. hmm... yeah. i think it's not early at all for u to think about that. so yeah. go ahead! fire away! hehehehe ^_^

Nope here in Ireland it's 3 pm work day is nearly over yeayyyy!!!!
Fire away??!! ok then hee hee!!!!

damn.. i totally forgot u're from Ireland. u know i've always wanted to go there. one of my fave band is from Ireland, so yeah. dying to go there. hehehe. though i think they're disbanded already. *sigh* hehehe. what are u gonna do after work? no plans? ^_^

Yup i am i am, Ooh which band???
I'm going to see a film tonight not New Moon though *sniff*

*gasp*
not NM??? NOT NEW MOON??!
*glares* ^_^

hmmm... The Corrs? ^_^

*hangs head in shame* I know but my friend said i've already dragged her to see NM twice so its her turn *kicks pebble* not fair!!
Oh the Corrs yeah they're finished, there all getting married and having babies now well except for Jim cause he's gone a bit loopy!!!

awwww.. that sucks! but what movie are u gonna watch? ^_^ oh yeah. i heard they're making babies and going all family and stuff.. hehehe. loopy?? why? whats wrong with jim?

That new one with gerard butler (yummy) and Jamie Foxx she said its good so i'll go for the hotness of GB!!!
Ah he's just a bit mad comes out with random things every now and again i think he's just a bit jealous of his sisters poor thing!!!

oooh.. that one! whats it called again? totally forgot.. tee hee.. ^_^

seriously???? WOW. didnt know that. why would he be jealous of his sisters?? weird dude! hehehehe

They're good looking and can play beautiful music and sing where as poor Jim well he's hidden in the back for a reason LOL!!!

I can't remember the name Citizen...something?? it kinda looks good but it's no New Moon

pfft. well he decided he'd go for as BG vocals right? he could sing with them but he didnt. no need to blame the girls. pathetic. hehehe. i was a hard-Corr fan since ever. got all their albums. but then they disbanded and stuff so nothing i could do about that. *sigh* ^_^

hmmm... i cant seem to remember still the title. *slaps forehead* hehehe ^_^

Yup Yup, i feel like breaking into song now
*sings* i would love to love you, like you do meeeee........

awwwww... i love that one!!! *giggles* ^_^
u know i sang in our prom? and i picked "Runaway" to sing on that freaking event. damn! never felt so nervous in my entire life. knees shaking and everything. yikes! hehehe

aww thats so cute, i hate singing in front of people its my one major fear i've no idea why but it is
andddd i would runawayyyy, i would runaway yeah......
Look what you've done to me Marie i cant stop singing!!!

tee hee.. i am so sorry. but hey u started it! *smirks*

oh yeah. dont know how i survived that. my god. i had no choice though. my teacher is like counting on me that time. good thing it was a group effort. i mean we sang together but had our own time to shine and crap. hehehe ^_^

It's ok i really do love singing, sure i'm singing all day!!It started this morning with TSO's MR carol and just escalated from there, Well done on the singing in front of everyone i would've been a blabbering mess!!!

me too! i love singing! just not in front of people. my bathroom suffers the most. poor thing.. tee hee.. ^_^

awww.. thanks.. such a tragic day for me. my god. hehehe still cant believe i survived that. ^_^

Well you did so go you!!!
Oh god now i've got britney in my head *smacks self* STOP SINGING MICHELLE STOP SINGING!!!!!
I sing in front of my family they're sick of listening to me but they deal with it

britney eh? which one? *smirks* ^_^

yeah. my family either, doesnt care about it or just too sick to even mention it to me. but whatever! hehehe ^_^

*sings* STRONGERRRRR than yesterday,

then afterwards i thought Destiny's child's Survivor would've worked better ah well i'll jsut sing both *grins*

oh god.. now my mind is like automatically displays images from the video of that song. *facepalm*

hmmm.. i like DC. to bad they disbanded too. oh well. beyonce is really the star there. too bad for kelly and michelle. hehehe ^_^

hee hee sorry!!!
I love me some Beyonce shes awesome!!

oh yes! she's way better solo than with the group. no offense to the other two. tee hee... ^_^

Ah they don't mind they know the truth but i do like Kelly too she's really good no Beyonce but still good!!!

oh yeah. she's good too right? too bad she's not that active or whatever anymore. hehehe ^_^

Ha true true!!!

Mikey Day: Vampire....please....Shame on you Jay, you know I am team Jacob (lol)

lmao!!! look at that girl running ... it's like she's in the football ready to tackle you. I'd be scared too lol

lol omg that's hillarious when u could hear Paul's bone crunching when she hugged him haha. Give her the taser! please! she's like a magnet lol

"she's like a terminator" haha it'll be funny if she said "I'll be back" Arnold style

omg this is freaking hillarious I am laughing my head off. I love the wolf pack dudes they are funny

LOL

Best moment: Fan grabbing the guy by the neck and tossing him like a super-human. Wolfpack attempting a daring escape in the car...

Priceless. Absolutely pricess.

I'm 4th!!!

I wish I could see the video *sniff* With Chaske & Aex tweeting about this, I'm all hyped up to see it! Maybe I'll sneak off duing my lunchbreak to watch it at an internet cafe.

I dvd'd it last night! Chaske uses a taser! SOOOOOO FUNNY!

OME!!! You're commenting and it's during the day!!!

Are you home sick? I thought the boss man blocked the web site at work?

*stupid Bosses always trying to keep out NMM time down*

why cant u see it? omg do something .... because it's hillarious haha

*kicks work computer*

My company blocks all video streaming. They'd block audio too if it weren't for our voice mails being e-mailed to us.

I have my personal laptop with me so I'll sneak away at lunch.

I NEED SOME WOLFIELISHIOUS PACK MEAT!!!

ah that sucks ... well guess you have to wait until lunch *sticks tongue out*

3rd! and here is a new Christmas song for all of us that love to hate MR..
Enjoy

MR got run over by a Cullen
Walking home from Bell’s house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Vampires,
But as for me an' Twihards, we believe.

She'd been writing too much nonsense,
And we begged to please go.
So she packed her medication,
And she staggered out the door into Forks snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
Outside near the front porch deck
She had tire prints on her forehead,
And incriminating bite marks on her neck.

hilarious....rofl!!!!

Wow, I feel so honored to have been an inspiration for yet another hit record.

You'll have to release a "Now, this is what I call Twilight hits" compilation cd by next week LOL

LMAO @ "Now, this is what I call Twilight hits"
You're too much!
Let's get started on listing the song titles on this CD. We need to start selling these puppies ASAP!!

Holiday songs? Oh well, I got titles for regular and holiday songs. :)

"All I want for Christmas are my shamanties."
"Kellan Lutz is comin to town" (gotta give the Lutz fans some love)
"Bouffant Christmas" ("White Christmas," you know the Bouffant deserves a standard lol)

Regular songs

"Hotel Cullen-fornia"
"We are the Wolf-Pack" ("We are the Champions")
"It's so hard to say Goodbye to Scruffy Flippy"
"I Love Mullet Mofo"("I love Rock and Roll" How fitting lol)
"His Pole is like Whoa!" (Ahem "My Love is like Whoa")

I do love waking up to these musical arrangements. They brighten my day lol.

You!
Are!
A!
Mother!
Effing!
Genius!

I need to get my promotions team together and work on an advertisement for this shiz!!

Lmfao. They're only titles. The songs will sell haha.

Wait, your three wives don't do promotion? What good are they lol? Don't tell me nookie. Popper's still recuperating from our battle last month.

Hahha! No... my wives are much more than just nookie to me.

My women should never have to work. That's what I have my business partners like you and Chel and Lali and my Miami Coven for.. My whole promotions team rox my sox.

Now get to work!
*smacks NTJB's arse*

That's my incentive? A smack in the arse?

You lucky I like smacks in the arse lol.

Is there something else you'd like me to do to give you "incentive"?

Robert Pattinson doing the Strut at will in person isn't too much to ask is it?

*in Edwards NM book voice*
Not unless you want to die, or whatever it is us Twihards do.

I have no problem with that. If the strut is the last thing I see, I'm golden lol.

Don't forget the Wind machine lol. And we can ditch the clothes.

So yeah, I'll be on your promo team now. What do you want me to do first before I die lol?

Come up with a campaign for "Now that's what I call Twilight music Vol.1"

Oh God, you're really putting me to work?

Well, now I actually have to go to work so I'll get back online tonight lol.

Ok love. See you tonight!!

Ahhh

"Walking in the Sparkly Promised Land"

That's the name of the campaign. The Sparkly Promised Land. We'll have sparkly unicorn with Santa Claus hats avis and sell thick white marble pole candy canes and have scavenger hunts happy trail down the happy trail. Whoever finds the bouffant at the end wins a chance to sing with TSO in a youtube clip... Or a Director's cut NM dvd, whichever's better.

Ahhhhh. Marble pole candy canes. The tagline would be "A Pole so long and thick, you can suck it all night."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Muahahaha! I hope to all things that this comment does not get modded. Muahhaahah, "A Pole so long and thick, you can suck it all night." I love it!! You are a campaigning genius!! Truly you are!

Lmfao.

Glad you think so. We'll need foot soldiers. Anyone in mind?

Chel and Marie are pretty good at spreading the word about things... snowy too.

Awesome.

I wish we could do a scavenger hunt online lol.

Step one I guess is to get the poles out. What about the songs?

Awesome.

I wish we could do a scavenger hunt online lol.

Step one I guess is to get the poles out. What about the songs?

Awesome.

I wish we could do a scavenger hunt online lol.

Step one I guess is to get the poles out. What about the songs?

hahah i love it!!! very catchy!

OME!!! Your avi is freaking hilarious!! I love it!!
I love MP too

hahaha thank you!!!! yours is really funny too....everything with rob and underwear in the same pic is great =P

love it!!!

Now i will sing THAT carol anyday!

Lmao

I knew it wouldn't take too long for you to come up with another one of your greatest hits.

You should totally be on the Eclipse soundtrack.

Thanks love!!
*takes a bow*

*wink*


*whispers in Bella voice* I'm coming!

Lmao
I love how we all just cracked up.

It was perfect!
*in Edeward's voice*
Bella, I don't want you to come
LMAO!!

Your are effing hilarious. How do you come up with all of this? Its a good thing you have a twisted mind! LOL

Thanks for the twisted mind comment. It's everything I ever wanted in life.
You should have seen the look on my parents and teachers faces when they asked me in kindergarten what I wanted to be when I grew up and I simply responded... I want to live in a gutter and have a twisted mind.
They totally flipped out.

LMAO! Im waiting for my 2yr to say that to me! Shetold me this morning when I was telling to her to hurry up and get in the car: Oh mommy I walking slow cause I like to piss you off!

OME!! I love your 2 year old already. Hahahah. This is great. So her and your bipolar cat get along well?

Nope! She loves the Cat but the cat doesn't love her back! When the cat makes her mad she says I dont like you anyways f**king kitty! I guess I should stop cussing in front of my kid!

OMG!! Are you serious. I'd totally sh!t myself if I heard a 2 year old say that.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BRILLIANT!!!!

EVERYBODY SING!!!

as for me and Twihards we believe...

Man those shampanties came in handy yesterday! So glad I stocked up on them! LOL

Chaske tweeted me!
Chaske tweeted me!!!!!!

But show me the tweet woman. Show me now. Gimme a link or something!!

She got blocked at work again! I'll e-mail it to you when I get a break. It was SO flipping cool. I think LWNV's is the first person on NMM & EM he's directly tweeted too!

*swoon*

I would have crapped my pants in the most lethal way!

LMAO!! This is the song of the day for me, it will be stuck in my head. Love how creative you get.

Thank you Ivy. Mornings is when my juices are flowing full force and I...
wait... what?!
Mind out of gutter people...
I'm talking creative juices.
*snickers*
I love the minds on here.

Sure, sure.....

Mind out of the gutter.....yeah right LMAO!!!!

Hey... I gotta make an attempt to sound decent every once in a while.
LMAO!! Even I don't believe it. Hahhahah.

Ok i'll take it back then,
You don't live here in this gutter with me...... you only come to visit ALOT!!! LOL

Shhhhh!! Chel... are you trying to expose me to the mods? LMAO

*whistles loudly* Move on, move on nothing to see here........................
*Looks at TSO* I think that threw them off the scent LOL

I think you're right Chel. Or... maybe they've moved on to the KStew post that I got 1st and 2nd on?! LMAO

*watches dustball roll by* I think so too,
i'll pop over and congratulate you there :)

Thanks!!

awesome!!!

now i really feel like it's Xmas now!

*giggles*

^_^

Oh my wifey is here!!
*points at the crowd*
*in Godly voice*
Bow down to her you insubordinate fools!
*giggles*
J/K I've just always wanted to say that.
*Hug attacks Marie*

So you're a bigamist now? LOL

Polygamist! Yes! It's not my fault people fall in love with me and propose. I can't tell them no. It's not in me. I can't break their hearts. Marie is the only one I proposed to. That was after her little disappearing stunt for 8 days. I realized... i can't live in a world where she doesn't exist. So as soon as she reappeared I proposed to her. So here I am... Popper my baby momma, Lina my Jordanian Princess and Marie my Wifey!

Well at least you are an equal opportunity spouse! LOL

That... I am! LOL

*butts in*
hmmmm... disappearing stunt???
tee hee... ^_^
*butts out* ^_^

Just like a magician!! You disappeared and then reappeared.
I love you my darling wifey!

*blushes*
thank u my wifey! and i love u too! i dedicated my 4th for u in the Twilight ST post.. tee hee.. ^_^

Awe!
*hug attacks the wifey*

wifey!!! i just met lina, ur jordanian princess! love it!!! *giggles* ^_^

Awe! You 2 are going to get along beautifully!

*blushes*
i know right?! a start of a beautiful friendship. thanks to u my wifey.. ^_^

btw, im "following" u on twitter. ^_^

Agggggghhhhhhh!!! Excellent!
*runs to twitter to follow wifey*

tee hee.. let me know if u're following me ok? ^_^

we are so connected now. u wont be able to runaway from me. or was that me? hmm..... tee hee... ^_^

Haha. Funny wifey!
Yes I'm following you. It says pending. Go approve me.

approved! i just tweeted u... tee hee.. ^_^

*runs to see tweet*

*blushes*

awwww.. u are too sweet my wifey. u didnt have to say that in front of...

*looks around*

everyone. tee hee.. ^_^

*hug attacks back, snuggles her wifey's arms* ^_^

...aaaah...

i love happy endings.

*sniff*

*blushes*
why thank u NM! u are too kind.. tee hee.. ^_^

LMFAO!!!!

I'm supposed to go to a Christmas singing party next week. I might sing your lyrics instead!

I LOVE IT!!!!

LMAO!! I'm sure I'll end up singing it @ the most inappropriate time... like on Sunday morning at church while people are praying. Just my luck that's exactly what'll happen.

One of my choral conductors had said that lifting your voice up to sing is a prayer to god. Some are more gifted than others.

So think about it, as long as you sing, you're praying LMFAO!!!

Would you PLEASE e-mail me the lyrics? I'd love to share it with my non Pack & non vamp friends.

Done! check your e-mail

It doesn't let you copy paste? I'll e-mail you right now.

LOL
except now I am going to have song in my head all day

WOOHOO!!! i got back in perfect time :)
*sings along*

:D Im 2nd and HELLO THERE PAULEX!!!!!!

*whispers* sorry BTFF I can't help it! Blame him! :P

Windett...
*points down*
Look! There is my new song.
Congrats on 2nd *hands windett a confetti trophy*

DQ stop playing with me!!!!!

*grabs confetti trophy, bows down* thank you very much! and hey! stop controling my mind! *sticks out tongue*

LMAO your song hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

First :) x

Congrats on first! Such a fun post too!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Wowserze! You've made 5 comments on this site & you've already made first! Cool!!!

What's funny if you figured out the whole first thingy WAY before I did! LOL

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
*throws singing confetti*

congrats! :D