LOL I loveeed this is so hilarious!
"It´s called botox" XD

She s amazing....waaaaaaaaay to funny...

LOL

Queen Latifah is hilarious!

hahahaha! that was hilarious! xD got to love queen latifah. haha. xD

OMG this was hillarious! I loved the part about Carlisle being ten years older than he looks. "Everybody's ten years older than they look. Its called botox!" LOL!

She was funny. " I can't garunteed 2 get u into the after party" "I'll get wolf boy to do it, team Jacob" lol

I just had to paus and watch his beautiful face!!! It seriously hurt looking at him!!!!!!!!!!! O.O

Me too! Even though it's changed from the original scene, it's still heartbreaking.

that was soo funny ! but im on team edward and no he is not a frickin stalker !!! TEAM EDWARD ! jacob eeewww !
wish rob was there

I LOVE QUEEN LATIFA

lol.

That's how Bella should have reacted when Edward decided to leave her. XD

wooooooooowwwwww wooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

GO QUEEN LATIFAH!!!! She is storming!!!

Very funny spoof

LMAO!

"Edward Cullem, the girls at the hair salon told me i would find you here." Classic.

"Hey is there a starbuck around here?" "No!"

"I can't get you tickets to the afterparty." LMAO AT HIS FACE!

My favourite: "Whats an Eyebrow stylist?" LMFAO AT HIS FACE!

That was funny.

I have a feeling that Rob and Kristen knew they weren't going to win, which is why neither showed up to the PCA's. That, and they were still &^*%^$ like bunnies
^_ _^

Sigh. Rob starts filming BA next week and he'll be making out with many women. I'm so glad he finally signed up for a (good) movie where he can speak with his regular voice...Fu**HOT.

I'm very glad he got the role in Bel Ami. I think it's a great one. Has there been confirmation that he will be able to use his British accent in this? I hope so...I love to hear him speak in his natural voice and accent but the role is of a french man in Paris...I had assumed he would be using a french accent.

I think that he'll probably use his own accent--that's generally how it goes in those kinds of films--the "Universal" British accent, and all. At least I hope. I don't know about a French accent for Rob....*facepalms* *whispers* that could be bad....

LOL

I know what you mean!

I love his British accent. I hope they let him use that...sounds dreamy...

hahahaha..TWILIGHT RULES!!!...lol

TEAM JACOB, thats right she runs with the pack!!..she knows whats hot..lol

Queen Latifah rocks!!! She can make it look funny, without looking ridiculous...she´s wonderful.

Cute. I wonder if they tried to get Rob to do the show? LOL

and I am crushed! that he and KS didnt win. How did that happen Twi fans? same old boring people win every time..every year.. every award show. Brad Pitt or who ever. I am very disappointed :( I know I voted over and over for them. How did Sandra Bullock win? Im sorry her movie was good, but NM beat it out my many millions. Doent make sense, unless Twi fans didnt vote for them?

I'm sure they invited them. Guess he and Kristen turned it down because they had plans to be in the UK.

All these award shows. The people, for the most part all look so plastic, don't you agree?

Kind of glad R/K skipped it, bet Taylor wishes he could have stayed home, too. Alas, it's his year...must make an appearance. :_(

Ha Ha!! I was in another room during commercial break and I come back and robward is on the tv!!
I like the way new moon looks on my tv!! Lol

Yep. I, for one, can't wait for the DVD!

that was freakin hilarious!! too bad the others werent there....but s'okay!! taylor won!LOL

ha ha i like that differant to all the others very cool :0)

Hilarious!!

"i know u're busy drinking deer blood and not having s3x.."

bahahahahahaha! soo true! *snickers* ^_^

im happy to help him out with that hee hee :0)

oh heck yeah! me too! i'd be more than willing to that for him. u know.. just to exercise and all... ^_^

dam wish i knew he was gonna be on the I.O.W my brother lives over woulda paid him a visit lol ,oh thats so bad i havnt seen him in years but am willing to go for rob oops lol i love him really :0)

love this! it's totally funny!!!

queen latifah's awesome for that!

me like her! hehehe ^_^

me like her too!!LOL

*giggles* awesome! *hi5s dre* ^_^

*hi5 s back*:)

Haha, I wonder why Rob/Kris/Etc didnt attend. Seems like a perfect time to premiere Eclipse trailer.

I don't think they've ever premiered trailers on the People's Choice awards, have they?

i laughed so hard at this... it seems like the only stars that show up to this things beside the huge award shows (ie Golden Globes, Critic's Choice, Oscars...) are the ones that are seemingly told they've won beforehand or presenters to get them to make an appearance. i also think some of the categories in this was lopsided, but hey the People voted...

but YAY Johnny Depp got a decade award, here's to this decade being as fortuitous for him as the last. :D

FINE. ill just gett he wereowlf to do the show!
hahahah funny !

what a time to jump into an internet cafe.. PEOPLES CHOICE AWARDS !!!
what did i miss????? - this is the first post ive seen in days !

did rob and kristen go to the PCA's or just taylor ?????

hiya McVampy!!! s'been a long time!:)

Heyyy! Yeah it has been a while. Been holidaying, great fun!
How have you been?
Tell me something, where abouts are you from?
Usa? Is new moon still showing wherever you are?
Coz in australia only selected cinemas are showing it and with hardly any session times :(

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got back to school!:) im in the philippines so there's no new moon anymore but its okay because there's still a dvd coming right? im just patiently waiting and spending my free time here on nmm.org and em.org.:)

Haha well em.org and nmm.org are perfect ways to fill any time!

I'm dying to see it again! And can't wait for the dvd!

Did you say you've gone back to school? New moon mania at school?

I'm on my summer break from university, so I have no one but my mum to share the new moon love with haha

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at least you've got your mom to share your new moon love.
well, yes, ive got my sister but we dont see each other everyday.so yeah.
and no new moon mania at school.:(
that's why i love it here!

Ohh yeah you'd be in heaven here!

Although I think we all are haha

Anyway its late here so I'm off to bed. Speak to you soon lovey x
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alrighty then!good night!:)

No, just Taylor and Kellan. Looks like Rob and Kristen are still on holiday in the UK.

I like the sound of that :)

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"Fine....! Dissapear! I'll just get the werewolves to do the show. You heard me! Team Jake!"

*giggles* heck ya! Team Jacob! :D It's wolf girls night :o

I love these parodies. So funny.

I thought that this was hilarious! I love twilight! and I thought this parody was GREAT! it even made my dad, the person in my family who doesn't like twilight - the other family members tolerate it - laugh out loud... so it was a good thing!
GREAT! <3 twilight! =)

"honey, everyone in L.A. is 10 years older than they look. its called BO-TOX!"

hahahhahaha

I loved that one too it was funny and i like the Paranormal Activity one too

*light bulb*

*gets very VERY excited* So.. does this mean that Taylor is actually a really youthful-looking 27 YEAR OLD? Hahhahaa. and they've been lying all along!!!

*swipes on lip gloss and runs to open window at night*

*waits for sound in trees*

D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L

*Takes lipgloss*

Ill just borrow this as you wont be needing it for a while..

*Skips off to the Isle of Wight*

LOL ;)

can I come too:) hee hee:)

*calls after her*

BUT.. but..



*breaks down sobbing* .... sees Taylor's face reflected in puddle of tears..

well. at least we can hang out till February.. *takes out cards* Phase 10 and a hot chocolate, Taylor?

*leans against a tree, looking bored*

Blimey what a long time you are taking!!!!!
Are you keeping him busy til February?

*perks up and winks at 4thewolf*

How are you and the dear little Harpy? Real Life intruding my dear?

*hallelujah chorus*
yessss! i think u hit the spot! (if that makes us feel better) then YES he is a very very VERY youthful looking 27 year old!

no more feeling perverted! *throws confetti*

Hhahahahhahah *runs around under confetti like overjoyed lunatic*

YAYAYAYAYAAY!!!! LIFE IS SWEET!!!!!

just...like...taylor...*licks lips*

Uhh.. top 30? :-)

that was funny!...the awards were good but I really missed Rob and Kristen!...is not the same without them!...especially Kristen awkwardness!

Thought it was pretty funny UNTIL she was like "oh I will just get the wolf to do the show" I mean it was still funny but I love my Rob so I guess I am a little biased.

she said it!!... "THAT'S RIGHT, TEAM JACOB!!"

...but wasn't that like dissing him, like saying he was their 2nd choice?

CAN'T disagree w/ that.. "don't make me choose, b/c it will always be him"... i guess they just took some notes from bella.. lol..

After thinking it over, it also seems a little funny that...they wanted Rob Pattinson, he wasn't available. Taylor Lautner was available--he was also a star of that movie--but they diss him, even though he won the award. Then, they don't even announce or give out Twilight's other awards on screen for us fans to see. They act like they are honoring Twilight with this parody but they call Rob and Taylor "Edward Cullen" and "that werewolf" and take team Jacob like a consolation prize or as revenge against Rob choosing not to be there?

I know I'm too touchy about this and all Twilight stuff but after thinking about it I think we all got dissed--the fans, Rob and Taylor. Only, poor Taylor was there!

NO!!... I AGREE!.. they did.. every flipping award show practically laughs in our face.. or theirs.. or ours.. not cool.. but in real life.. WHY!?.. just b/c they don't like it.. b/c they don't understand.. b/c they're so much more mature, sophistcated, and intelligent than the "supposed 13 yr old ignorant fanatics" that love twilight.. I don't think they're going to get "what" all this really is until it's over.. then they'll be begging left & right for ROB & TAY! to show up .... not "EC & that werewolf.. "

we're on the same page.. it only makes me happy that the actors make so much more money than all the rest of them..

so you know what, PPL's Choice awards!?.. !#$#$!?*%^#.. ME!!

Haha, that was great! Love Queen Latifah!! Oh that was great...

aaaaawwwww kristen didnt win!!! that sucks..its ok though she still getting her award....right rob??? hahahahahah

*wearing her robstean shirt* =P

Somehow, I don't think Rob and Kristen even care!

EPIC. *sigh* loved it.... :D

ahahaha that was sooo beauitful and funny ! :D

Ahh, Rob was so beautiful next to the Queen LOL. Dang, the day Rob does a spoof for real is the day I die happy.

AMEN!!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks in disbelief* huh. For a moment there, I thought I heard something familiar! *shakes head* nah, I'm just hearing things....

*looks @ snowny stunned!*..

YOU TAKE THAT BACK MY LIL OWL OR I'M STOPPING THAT SHIPMENT TO CANADA!...

*lip quivers* I was just teasing 'cuz I haven't seen you forever, I swear!! Don't be mad at me, please? :(

*glares @ snowy*.. THAT'S RIGHT!.. now.. u haven't seen me b/c there have been holidays & very few post that i give a hoot about.. ..

yea, ash is a model and jackson's in a band.. whoo hoo.. I DON'T CARE!...

and where did all these flipping newbies come from!?!?.. So many that don't know about the awesomeness that is me!!

*hugs Popper tightly* aw, darlin'. it's their loss!! You are my lil Popper, and don't you ever forget it!! *cocks eyebrow* and I happen to like 100 Monkeys, so be nice. ;)

*stomps feet around*.. but i don't wanna!!.. lol...

*goes on lil rant.. b/c i am a lil popper*
YES.. it is their lost.. boo hoo to them.. they will cry & i won't listen!.. bahahahaha!!... WHAT!?! .. I am nice!.. the nicest.. EVER.. *looks around for bolt of lightening.. *

(I WAS MAKING JOKE.. my lil owl.. hoot.. my lil owl goes hoot!.. hehe)

you be careful, lil popper... H2B told me all about this documentary she watched, where they say that the Snowy Owl has been known to attack wolves and is pretty much the top of the food chain... so don't make me come after you!! :D
*sigh* I have missed you, you know...

"i miss you too, alot."

LMBO!.. last time i checked i was a crab.. lol.. but i won';t go down w/out a fight.. i have these awesome claws here see!?.. *snip snip*..

WAIT! what am i talkin about!?.. I LOVE WHEN YOU ATTACK ME..!!.. DO YOUR WORSE!!!.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

heheheheh.... *flies in close and tickles popper furiously* take THAT!! :D

EEEEEEEEEEE!!.. How dare you use my only weakness against me!?!!.. I surrender you got me!.. i'm yours forever!.. *squee, snuggles*...

i have to sleep now.. nite.. *muah*..

Nitey-nite lil popper! *tucks popper in, hums lullabye* Mwah!! ;)

top 10?? hahahaha that was halarious!!!! lets not forget kella he look sooooo freaking delisiously hoottt!!! gotta love me some emm!!! = )

"I know you moping around, Not having S*x" XDDDDD

Poor Edward D: Im sure a bunch of girls will help you out with that :)

dare i make top 10?

you know i liked this parody..unlike the one for the critic's choice awards am i the only one who rolls my eyes everytime i see that commercial?

the funny one to me was the paranormal activity one. that old lady had me rotfl

the kristin chenoweth one? yeah, that almost made me gag.
painfully un-funny.

i'm loving your avi, by the way.
*sings* gorgeouuusss! :)

idk i guess that's her name. i can't stand it. it's not even funny. there's funnier parodies on youtube...like the one where jacob turns into a hamster lmao.
aw thanks i love it too. he looked so happy, unlike last night where he looked like he was forcing a smile :/

can't have an award's show without finding a way to have ROB appear!

gotta luv that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!l

btw- that was the highlight of the night for me
(after Taylor's win, of course)

you are so right I want Rob at at the Oscars but it depends on when he is fliming Bell Ami and also Unbound Captive I am not sure when he is fliming Bell Ami I thought it was Febuary but I might be wrong?

It makes you wonder how much they begged to have Rob on the show. Summit was like, "We'll make you a deal - we'll give you wolf and throw in a different vamp. How's that?"

I'm REALLY wondering if Rob and Kristen are going to be presenters at the Golden Globes or the Oscars. I bet they will because they both have films coming out to promote. I would just be estatic if they presented at the Oscars together!!!!!!

yeah I am hopingthe cast will be there or least some of them and also to support Anna

"I know you moping around, Not having S*x" XDDDDD

Poor Robward D: Im sure a bunch of girls will help you out with that :)

Go Kellan And Taylor!! I WANT ROB ON SNL!!! WHO ELSE DOES?????

4th??
this made me laugh so hard! there's nothing better than kicking off the year with new moon parodies :)

third?


^_^ hehe! I had to!

this was super funny... I LOVE Queen Latifah! They put that together really well. Kudos to Jaypat for keeping us all updated! *hands jaypat a unicorn cupcake*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!.. MY FAV BREAKFAST FOOD!!

Aw, thanks hun! ;)

*hugs*

2nd?

first?

Eddit: indeed hilarious hheheh ....i don't know why she didn't go for the audition to do bella XDXDXDXD

woohoo firstness! victory kazoo for you!!

hehehe Thanxxx... it's been a loooong time since my last firstness XD... celebrating because of Twilight victory **jump up and down** WOOHOO :D:D

Congrats on 1st!!

thanx :D ......YEEEY it's a great night...