Yes — you read correctly! There is now a Twilight inspired tanning lotion. Made by Australian Gold, Eternal Twilight promises to give you a deep .. dark .. tan -
Be drawn to the dark side with our revolutionary B3 Ultra Darkening Complex enhanced with DermaDark bronzers. Laced with the darkest ingredients, the profound power of this formula is hidden in its unique combination of bronzers. The darkening formula can thrill you, bewitch you and make you long for Twilight…the dark just before the dawn.
Isn’t that like … an oxymoron?! Twilight + Vampires = Pale and sparkly. Not tan! This must be a wolf pack thing 
FYI – This caught my eye at my local tanning salon 2 weeks ago. I thought the girl working the cash was going to ask me to leave. I may or may not have walked around the back of the cash just to grab this off the shelve and look at it …… Ceci knows what I’m talking about!! 
LOL
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Hm.. that's.. different?
UM WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL.
Congrats!
Amen LTM. Amen.
I don't even want to imagine what's next.
WTF.
This is just beyond stupid.
I agree. Not everything has to relate to Twilight if the name says “Twilight”.
They do need to stop.
Waaaaaayyyyyy off the hook.
Why am I not surprised?
Okay…this is waaaayyy out of context. No way in H E double hockey sticks does this relate to Twilight…I guess everyone is going to try to make a buck no matter what.
Good Grief!
It's a scary thought. I mean, there's a lot of scary Twilight products out there…
Things are getting a little… strange.
Thanx
I agree. BUT i would like to have it..
Ahhahahahah!
Are the people who make this tanning lotion trying to say that the vampires need it? lol thats so funny. I laughed out loud. ha ha ah!!!
and . . . yes lotion people I do agree. Edward needs a tan! but i dooo love him teh way he is! lol it's just that im pretty darn pale and my mom comes up to me and is like “Are you trying to pull of the edward cullen look?” and laughs at me. lol also cuz i never get enough sleep and have giant bags under my eyes usually. lol I am a vampire! i don't sleep!
hey … *everyone is staring and i glare back* I'm not crazy! *eyes water and raises voice and turns around* Im not Crazy! IM NOT!!!!!! *runs in corner and curls up in ball and rocks back and forth creepily*
well … maybe im just weird, *gets back up and goes on with life HEH HEM! rapping*
lol teehee!!!
lol. EVERYTHING does go back to Twilight, you guys. XD
At Bath and Body works, they sell a lotion called “Twilight Woods” It came out right around the time New Moon was out. Hahaha. I totally bought it. For a dollar. XD
Maybe they should make SUNBLOCK instead of tanning lotion though…if people want to be more like a vampire than a human…
bet your butt i will be buying this once i see it at the place i work, lol
really??????
who wants to try to get rich next off of something that doesn't belong to them & wasn't there idea?
this is even worse than the Edward & Jacob pillows on Etsy.
haha ;D LMAO, fail!
LOL because everyone in the movie is pale??
“I seen this…” is not proper English, sorry, just had to let you know because I love this website and I just keep noticing that usage.
wow really? how many twilight products are they gonna come out with that are pointless and DO NOT RELATE TO TWILIGHT AT ALL!
Why in the world are they selling tanning lotions?!?!!?! LMAO
Twilight like made pale skin tones look pretty again. I always feel jealous when people are tan…its so pretty!! This may sound really cheesy, but because of twilight..I feel pretty the way i am…i like that. No need to get sunburned or get skin cancer!! LOL
This doesn't even relate to vamps or wolves… ;P
oh gah! ha ha ha ha ha sun tan lotion?!!! JEEEEEEBUSS what will they think of next?!
hahaha ha that good!:)
LOL:) hale I am pasty and white ha ha ha!
if I see one more thing like oh twilight mouthwash! I will screeeeammm
I would wanna sparkle like Renesmee…just a small hint of glow…that would be enough:D
I would wanna sparkle like Renesmee…just a small hint of glow…that would be enough:D
can I just say what moron thought of this and does this moron honestly think this is going to sale okay it might I hope to the twi-gods that it does NOT come to the U.S. or I think I will sit in a corner and cry:/
huh! what!? how does tanning lotion relate to twilight? i don't even get how anyone in marketing could see a connection.
vampires ARE PALE WHITE!!!
ugh!!!!!!!!
ugh! the pillows are the WORST! arrrrrrrrrrrgh!
idiots!
so embarassed for rob, kristen, and taylor…ugh
no it is not vamp or wolf related it's just wrong on all counts:)
again only a moron in marketing would think of this I would fire his butt if I was the boss:)
lol THANK YOU!
this makes me laugh out loud. So funny! The vampires need this . . . ahahahah. EXTRA DARK to dye that hard rock pale skin! they'll fit in better and not lok like they are always ill.
lol. this is hilarious I swear. I wonder who thought this idea up? ha ha ha they deserve a bonk on the head. This is hilarious. Ahhhhaa! i'm making a fake comertial of this and putting it up on you tube. You'll see. It's goign to be freak'n hilarious.
“Get your twilight tanning cream for only 15 dollars NOW! Give summit MORE money for random things! Why buy non twilight tanning cream when you can buy TWILIGHT tanning cream! Works on vampire skin too! DING!”
haha, best comertial in the world i swear!
i think they should make sparkly sunblock instead
tan is overrated
Ahhahahhahah! love the twilight quote.
yes . . . indeed, it's as if there is a vampire among us!!!!!!!!! **GASP!**
jkjk, im pretty sure it's just a bunch of business people trying to get rich off of obsessed teenage girls, and moms.
lol
It makes me sick! Sick I tell you!
DAMN RIGHT! yeah! that's my twi BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! lol.
Fancy seeing you here! Sorry I haven't been around lately! I luv u! lol
And CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!! Wahooooooooooooooooo! twi bff . . . <3
tee hee!
I know. It's just rude to think that we'd just run out and grab any product with the word “Twilight” on it…
*darts out the door* Byee!
lol next we'll be seeing twilight milk. And twilight bateries and twilight ANYTHING!
hmm . . . im liking the idea of this . . . twilight. everything,
jk, summit is robbing us! lol
Thanx!
Woa…
*Wipes eyes* Is that you???
AHHAH! i just laughed out loud. Ha ha. I guess we're all guilty of buying random twilight merch. lol me for instance will listen to any song which says twilight in it. My favourite song use to be “twilight” by “thriving ivory” and now it's “vanilla twilight” by “owl city” beautiful songs. You should look them up. The one by thriving ivory actually says “show my what it looks like outside your window at twilight” sooo edward and bella. the one by owl city is more for bella and edward missing eacother in nm. yes im that obsessed. i connect every song to twilight somehow. lol
what was teh most stupid twilight item you bought (not that twilight is stupid in any way what-so-ever!lol)? i dunno for me . . .last twi thing i got was jacob black barbie doll!*gasp*lol
ahaahaa THERE IS TANNING LOTION ???? the cullens are pale peope duh ! or if u want to go w/ werewolves.. i guess that is kool ? i mean i gotta say that soo many companies are using twilight to sell their product nowadays !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG i still want it though … well actually no i will just take the lotion w/o the tanning ! AHAHHA LOLZ
TEAM E !
IT IS ME GIVENNY! AND I PROMISE I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN!!!
*runs and hugs you, picks you up, twirls you in circles and puts you down and whispers in your ear*
you are my life.
WOW! totaal bella/edward reuniting moment right there! lol
missed ch'ya!
Uh. Love owl city. So great.
I love going to sporting events with my Dad just to hear them say “twilight” in the national anthem. I was giggle a bit and my Dad has no idea why.
Hmm, stupidest thing….? Well I have a huge pre-order list on amazon for things that haven't come out yet… But I guess the weirdest things I've got are some replicas of Bella's jewelry.
Owl city rocks.
Haha. It doesn't say twilight in my national anthem!
thats okay though. Mine says “Oh canada!” lol
Awww! i want some bella's jewlery! I can't find any though! Wahh! lol where'd you get it?
Paigyyyyy!!!!!
Don't you dare leave me like that again, young lady >:(
I missed you! *hugs*
I didn't know you were canadian! That's awesome! What part?
I don't know where I got the jewelry…. I think on amazon LOL just google like “Bella Swan Ring” You'll get some hits… Good luck!
Don't they know, pale is the new tan!!
I agree well put:)
it's like WHY?!(*in a whiny voice) LOL:)
plain and simple it is just wrongLOL:)
ha ha haha ha! I can't wait to see your comerial! let us know soon:)
oh gah! the pillows they look like aliens! haha ha ha ha! I love Rob with all my heart and soul but those pillows have got to go!
oh yeah MILK! oh gees well they already have lotion, candy, what next?! good grief!
LOL:) maybe I will buy it after all:) Rob can put some on my back;)
ha ha ha ha goodo idea kit!
amen to that!
I love your avi;)
oh no kidding it is so silly honestly:/
I live in Ottawa.
so yeah.
lol I'll look for tat jewlerry! lol
AWWWWW! I wont sweet heart!
luvs u!
*hugs*
I HAD to send this in!!! lol
I was at the salon, and low and behold I caught a glimpse of the “Twilight” lotion! So of course I instantly thought of NMM.org and stared at the bottle for about two minutes straight debating if I wanted to take a picture with it. The clerk literally had to clear her throat to get my attention. How sad is that?! LMAO!
*hugs* Heya! Tanning lotion-vampire inspired? Huh? If vampires are pale, then WTH would a tanning product tout the name?______never mind—–I know——the almighty dollar. Sheesh!!!! Everyone's jumping on the band wagon.
Makes more sense to name a skin bleach after it. LOL
Oh I will beleive me!!! lol
I tried that lotion 2 month ago in a suntanning in Quebec and I really didn't like it. It's a perfume for men, you don't even spark and it's not really working too. Maybe you're not supposed to get a tan from it lol
tooth paste. thats whats next.
thanks!!!
Ah. Cool. That's not far from where I am (Boston)… but I've only ever been to Vancouver. I loved it tho!
I've never been to boston. I've been to Florida though! my aunt lives there.
So yeah. I visit there once a year. 
I've been there 3 times so far. lol
Yes! Canada is a beautiful place! And cold … WOW! i just checked the temp and it's 1 degree!!! and it's rain/snowing!!! that's good for me! this morning it was snowing snow flakes the size of snow balls.
lol. I can't beleive how warm it is outside. Ususallly it's like -10 or -15. But thats winter. Can't wait to see the grass again! 
lol
my auntie lives in vancouver! i never been there though i want to! lol
Luv u too, hun!
How are your dogs?
Sorry, but I had to ask that lol.
AWWW!
ha ha. My dogs are great. I dunno if you knew that I had 3 now? lol 2 chihuahuas and one golden retreiver collie mix! Simba, Nala, and Sam.
Simba is the newest. lol Funny you ask cuz Nala got fixed today! You know nudered or something?? I dunno how to spell it but yeah. 
She's happy and healthy. lol
luvs you!
i totally agree lmao
How does a book go to tanning lotion…..
it just makes no sense to me(:
Yeah, you told me you had 3 dogs.
Good to know they are fine
oh I know ha ha ha ha ha well one thing is for sure I am not buying I just hope it does come to the U.S.LOL:)
haha ha ha ha! so it is in the US! oh lord tell me it is not in the U.S. oh god now I have to see it LOL:)
thanks!!!
But but…. I thought pale was the new tan?! Am I wrong?! lol
hahaha its really crazy tho how so many ppl are trying to make money off of twilight. come on now, its just getting annoying. all these twilight things just irritate me. The only things i like about twilight are the books and the movies(:
I got this one tanning lotion from my salon and its awesome. Its by Ed Hardy and its a shimmering bronzer so i sparkle in the sun. I feel twilight-ey cool when i use it LOLOL
LMAO
'Tis true… she text me ALL excited telling me about this new tanning lotion… and when I say excited, I mean EXCITED… she went all fan girl on me LOL Not only did we discuss the various colors from vampy-pale, wolfy-dark, to right in the MIDDLE baby… HER words.. LMAO
I <3 it!! No money, but I love it!
Why the hell didn't my brother buy this gold from Aussie when he was there?! But then again, I'm tan enough.
Seriously, tanning lotion??
It makes NO sense AT ALL! LOL
No Kidding. I actually saw this the other day at the spa and did a double take thinking i didn't see right.
They should do something for paler skin
thanks, lol
i would buy it. (not that im not pale enough already…. but unfortunately, i still havent mastered sparkling in the sun
)
actually ridiculous. espesh because obviously vampires are bone white.
or maybe you want to dan dark to look like the wolves? I dunno. honestly *rolls eyes*
Wow they really will milk this franchise for all its worth. But yeah it is totally an oxymoron, UV rays will make vampires sparkly! Although they do need some sun haha.
And I love your avi. I have always to smile when I see it
As someone that works at a tanning salon, the lotion is twilight inspired because when used it gives an iridescent shimmer to your skin. that is about as connected to twilight as it gets.
I have the twilight lotion. I didn't purchase it because of twilight, the girl at the tanning salon recommended it to me when I asked for an average priced bronzer. I haven't been using it long enough to see any real results yet, but hopefully it works!