The tabloids are circling like sharks at the nonexistent blood of any sort of factoid about a hook-up between New Moon stars Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart, and now they continue to resort to just making things up–even pictures!

Check out this cover of the Australian mag Famous to see their total lie of a photo manipulation that NMM.org reader Emily was kind enough to track down and send in.

All I can think of when I see this pic now is Rob saying “hey Kristen I wanna tug on your ass like a car door!”

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A maze has sprung up in the corn fields of Utah for daring adventures that want to solve a labyrinth in the shape of Jacob Black’s face–

Although the movie doesn’t arrive in theaters until Nov. 20, this 24-acre corn maze opens Sept. 24 and continues through Oct. 31.

Aerial photos show that two separate “Twilight”-themed maze patterns at Black Island Farms, 3178 S. 3000 West, have already been cut into the corn — a “Team Jacob” and a “Team Edward.” (In the movie, Bella can choose Edward or Jacob as her boyfriend.)

The lettering “New moon 11-20-09″ is also a part of the maze.

‘Twilight’ fans can get happily get lost in corn

[thanks Lola,SagaGirl14, Jacqueline, IndiesR, Nimmi, Carol, Natalie!]

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RunAwayWithFate shared a pic on their blog of the Edward Cullen Halmark Halloween Card! Inside the card it says -

I Hear there’s lots of Eye Candy

I burst out laughing when I read that! Cause its soooo true!

UPDATE: After the break, check out another Halloween card as well as an Edward Cullen birthday card that Nicole sent in!

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MTV has a cute article giving their guess as to what Twilight would be like if it were made in the 80’s. For all you kids/teens of the 80’s I’m sure you’ll get a great laugh at this post! I know I did!

Check out their choices after the jump! [click to continue…]

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Warning: There is harsh adult language in the video below!

Clerks director Kevin Smith talked about the New Moon clips shown at Comic-Con during his panel, and he explains why Twilight fans are the future of fandom, and why that’s a good thing.

Though it’s obvious his fans don’t seem to care for New Moon, Kevin obviously has respect for the Twilight series. His descriptions of the scenes are priceless!

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Ok, things are about to get all M.C. Escher up in here–above is a video reaction to a video reaction a fan made watching the New Moon trailer.

Let me make that more clear: that’s you watching a video of guys watching a video of a girl watching a video. The only thing that could complete this unholy circle is if the original gal makes a reaction vid to the guys watching her.

Warning: Some harsh language, but at least one of the guys is kinda cute. I’ll let you figure out which one I picked.

[via TwiCrack]

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Jimmy Fallon did a pretty funny skit where he plays both Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen and Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter.

Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe both have a chance to explain why the should reign supreme. Hilarity ensues.

Those outside the US can watch the vid at the Jimmy Fallon website.

[thanks,Alana, LMCullen, Cheyenne, jerry, Anna, ashlee, cclore & Greg!]

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What would the cast of the Twilight Saga look like if it was made in the eighties instead of the naughts? Check out this video from YouTube user Summerlala22 to find out.

The casting of Rob Lowe and Ralph Macchio as Edward and Jacob is sublime, Karate Kid sensei Pat Morita playing Billy Black I’m not so sure about.

Check out the video to see all the choices with clips from some great ’80s movies.

UPDATE: Here’s another version, with River Phoenix in the lead role!:

[thanks, All About Edward!]

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Here’s a new spoof of the New Moon trailer featuring…..guinea pigs! There’s also a super awesome stand-in for the shirtless Jacob Black scene.

[thanks, Courtney!]

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