In what may be one of the most bizarre marketing experiments to date, the UK DVD release of Twilight is promising a very unique treat for people who want Robert Pattinson’s “autograph.” And by autograph, we mean fake teeth marks on a DVD case.

Well, after months of fans like YOU screaming for a nibble from Rob, your dreams have come true. When the Twilight DVD comes out on Monday (April 6) in England, people might notice a big chunk missing from their DVD case. That’s because it comes with the very first autobite!

They took a plaster of Rob’s mouth (whoever they are – lucky!) and made a steel copy of his teeth, which they used to “bite” out chunks of every DVD case! It’s got his exact teeth marks and everything – which means that if you press it against your neck, it’s like Rob bit you (well, without the deadly good looks and British charm, of course)!

Read more at 4TNZ and the UK Sun. [thanks, Jordan]

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When Bella does a Google search for Quieleute legends in Twilight, one of the book results is Legends of the Slappy Beaver. This is one of the many hilarious things we learn from the commentary bits on the Twilight DVD. Here are a couple more–

39:35: Edwards pulls up to save Bella from the bad humans.

Pattinson: [In prissy voice] “Now listen, guuuyyysss!”

Stewart: See, I knew you were gonna start saying something about this, but I think you look very scary.

Pattinson: “Come on guys. Let’s all, come on, let’s be simple about this.”

Hardwicke: I like the way the car roars in. Obviously, that wasn’t your driving, or those people would all be dead.

1:14:18 Finally, the kissing scene. Hardwicke says, “I have heard from, um, people of all ages, that this scene kinda gets ‘em goin’.” It certainly works on 33-year-olds. Or so I have, um, heard.

Pattinson: This is quite difficult ’cause I have a really flat head, and so it’s quite difficult to get a correct angle,” Pattinson says. “And you can’t go up from down below as well, ’cause I’ve got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don’t know, sometimes I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he’s inside his own belly button. [Stewart laughs] I don’t know.

Hardwicke: Okay….

Check out the rest over at EW!

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4TNZ has created a clever use for Facebook that ties in with Twilight. You upload the graphic above to your Facebook page, then add tags on each face for the friend that best matches the description. This could be a funny way to tell people what you really think. 4TNZ says–

We made this web poster for you to download to your computer (left click on it with your mouse and then choose “save as” to put it on your desktop).

Then you can upload it to your Facebook page and tag your friends as each character! Who’s the most Alice of your BFFs? Or, better yet, who’s the Jacob?! Oo la la.

And if you don’t have Facebook, no prob! Just send it to your friends anyway, telling them which character they are most like. Soon, your whole posse will be full of vampires! (Watch your neck.)

Tag Your Friends In “Twilight!”

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Say wah!? In today’s WTF moment, Taylor Lautner has admitted that he is barred from dating until he turns 28–

“Twilight” actor Taylor Lautner openly admits that he is forbidden to date before he reaches 28 years old. To M magazine he reveals, “My dad says I can’t date until I’m 28. I’m definitely hoping to negotiate that one down.”

Still, Taylor expresses his gratitude for his father’s strict dating rule. “I realized that my parents were strict to make sure that I didn’t get a big head, and that’s a good thing,” he admits. “My parents brought me up to have respect and not take things for granted.”

Uh, weird. And I thought my curfew growing up was bad. Hopefully Taylor can negotiate something with his dad, else there are going to be a whole lot of dissapointed girls out there–and one very frustrated shapeshifter.

Taylor Lautner Not Allowed to Date Until He’s 28

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MTV has an update to the article we mentioned the other day about the best fake New Moon rumors–this time, ones collected by fans–among the doozies are:

You’ve probably heard that Drew Barrymore is rumored to be one of the candidates for director of “Eclipse,” but she’s also going to star in “Breaking Dawn”! She’s going to recruit Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz for the film, and they’ll play the Amazonian coven, Zafrina, Senna, and Kachiri.

Among the ones we heard here at NewMoonMovie.org were–Sam sez–

how about miley as bella, zac as edward, the jbros as the volturi, and vanessa as tanya. vanessa and miley have a cat fight over zac then zac starts singing “bet on it” when miley leaves him for jacob who will be played by judge judy. : ) and in breaking dawn they replace miley with jamie lynn spears : ) renesmee is played by a hairless cat.

and lovevampolves sez–

American Idol Judges will be in NM. Paula Abdul will be Leah, Simon Cowell will be Aro, Randy Jackson will be the new Sam, and kara says she wants her “perfect voice” in the soundtrack.

and lisaaa goes totally crazy and sez–

jackson rathbone to replace kristen stewart as bella…. edward falls in love with jasper, bella is edwards sister…. its a gay but hilariously funny vampire romance…

Check out more of what the MTV fans said as well!

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4TNZ has gone totally wacky, and made a JoBros-style song for New Moon. They say–

The Jonas Brothers recently said that they would love to get in on Twilight mania by being on the New Moon soundtrack. Well, we figured, why wait? We came up with the perfect song for them to sing — and they wouldn’t even have to think of a new tune! Our friend Thomas Harling (not the JoBros, but just as cute), did the vocals. And we think it sounds awesome!

Hmm…..what do you guys think? Just check out the lyrics!

“Moonin’ Up”

CHORUS

I’m totally the cutest vampi-ah

And I’m tryin’ keep from bitin’ others

But will Jacob soon take ovah?

We’re moonin’ up, moonin’ up, for you baby

Check out the rest of the lyrics at 4TNZ: JoBros’ New “Twilight” Song! (Sorta)

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Ok, you can breathe again. Paris isn’t really going to be in New Moon. But, in light of all the crazy rumors swirling about New Moon–from Madonna to every ex-Disney star out there wanting in on the cast–MTV has a fun article covering all the drama thus far:

Twilighters were up in arms when they heard the rumor that Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song were in contention for the role of Leah Clearwater. They all cried, “No Disney stars … EVER!” Vanessa is still hoping to nab the coveted role as Jacob’s fiesty frenemy, but as of now, it looks like neither will be playing the part (hooray!). Twilighters got to breathe easy for about 2.5 seconds until another actor or actress was rumored to be the next Leah, Jane or Aro.

There were some reports that seemed too nutty to be true. If you thought the whole Hudgens/Song rumor was crazy, just brace yourself. Have you heard any of these?

Lindsay Lohan wants to be in “New Moon”! Hilary Duff is clamoring to be a part of the second installment of the “Twilight” saga! “Lord of the Rings” star Sir Ian McKellan as Aro! “Harry Potter” wizard Alan Rickman as a member of the Volturi!

None of the rumors above can beat the mother of all rumors: Madonna is going to be in “New Moon”!

Then MTV gets into the fake New Moon rumor game–inventing some New Moon casting rumors that are just too ridiculous to be true:

• Mickey Rourke is replacing Billie Burke as Charlie. Why? Because Mickey Rourke is awesome.
• Earlier this week the news broke that Governor Schwarzenegger was taking time off to do a film. Could this be a cover for a “New Moon” role? TOTALLY.
• There will be a new character named Stewart, Edward’s long-lost brother. Stewart will have equally awesome hair and will be played by Zac Efron.
• Brad Pitt’s old man version of Benjamin Button is going to play Aro.
• Daniel Radcliffe is going to replace Jackson Rathbone as Jasper. He’ll have his wizard stick handy in case Voldemort pops up to kill Edward.

What do you think–can you think of a funny and believable New Moon rumor? Share in the comments!

Madonna Is Going To Be In ‘New Moon’ And I’ve Got Ocean-Front Property In Arizona For Sale

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TwiCrack dug up this hilarious video of Kellan Lutz doing an impression of Robert Pattinson running at a fan convention. OMG, funny!

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Another Twilight Parody! This time, from the Hillywood show, with a big song & dance number:

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