No–this isn’t a furry jelly bean. Available now for pre-order from Hot Topic A fan has created one of the most bizarre one-of-a-kind Twilight inspired craft projects yet, with this felt model of Bella’s womb, complete with fetus. Cinematical has this to say–

This little nugget of fandom came along and just about cost me my breakfast. Oh yes, one creative (and creepy) Twilight fan actually took the time to felt together Bella’s womb, complete with — wait for it — an actual felted mutant fetus inside! Who in their right mind does stuff like this? Seriously, who wakes up one day and says, “Ya know, I think I want to spend the next week or so recreating what Bella’s womb would look like with a mutant fetus inside, and then maybe share it with fans on the internet … because they’ll of course think I’m, like, completely normal and stuff.”

Keep on reading to see the inside…if you dare.

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This new interview with Solomon Trimble, aka Sam in Twilight, is pretty interesting. Trimble doesn’t know if he’ll be back for New Moon yet. You can read a bit more of his poetry as well. We were pretty impressed about how he prepared for Twilight though–

MediaBlvd> Even though you had a small role in Twilight, did you do any research into Sam’s back-story?

Solomon> I did hard-core research. I already had connections to the Northwest customs, through my brother Marcus, who is Lummi. The biggest connection is with my aunt, Liz Sanchez, who teaches on the Quileute reservation. She connected me with a few fluent native speakers. I worked with wardrobe a lot, mostly trying to capture the authenticity of current native clothing. I had a whole lot of conversations with wardrobe about what the current-day Quileute on the reservation wore. We talked about how they dressed. One Quileute kid said “We’re somewhere between skater and gangster.”

But we found this section to be the real gem–

MediaBlvd> You didn’t have any scenes with Robert Pattinson, but did you get to meet him at all?

Solomon> I didn’t have any scenes with Rob, but I saw some pre-production clips and knew that he was crazy talented. I met Rob twice, but every time we met, he had to pee. I saw him at lunch, one day, on set, and I extended my hand and said, “I’m Solomon. I’m playing Sam,” and he replied, “Sorry, I’ve got to piss.” Some crew member asked me “Did he just snub you?,” and I said, “No, the man has to pee.” The next time I got a chance to talk to him was after the premiere. I was hanging out with Catherine and her whole crew, up on the rooftop of some bar in L.A., and I saw Rob and he was like, “Damn, every time we meet, I’ve got to piss,” and he walked by me. Later that night, we traded phone numbers and I sent him a text saying, “This is Solomon/Sam.” Then, I memorized the number and took it out of my phone because I have a habit of losing my phone when I jog.

Solomon Trimble Keeps His Possibilities Open

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What better way to show your love for Twilight than with a cake? Here is a collection of 28 amazing Twilight cakes for birthdays, release parties, and Sweet Sixteens. Which is your favorite? Know of any others we didn’t find? Share in the comments!

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Looks like Kelly Clarkson has joined the TwiHard ranks if a recent post on her blog is any indication–

finished the twilight books (so did my mom and sister) and we cannot wait for the next movie ‘new moon’. do not judge us, we cannot help ourselves now my sister and i are going to read a classic ‘the divine comedy’. although, it’s a classic it doesn’t have edward cullen in it so i pray it holds my attention ha!

peace out

kelly

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If the previous attempts at spoofing Twilight didn’t do it for you, then this one will surely do the trick! “Ima give you a vampire ride!”

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You can put your own face in place of Bella’s at Face in Hole, but instead, we went the totally bizarre route and put in Barack Obama’s face. Don’t ask why. Just don’t.

Face in Hole – Twilight Group Shot

Face in Hole – Edward & Bella

Be sure to post a link to your creation in the comments!

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Funny or Die has posted five Twilight trailers that didn’t quite make the cut. A couple of them are pretty funny. Here’s my favorite–

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Normal Mormon Husbands has a hilarious article up about how they think should replace the Twilight actors in New Moon:

  Michelin Man to Play Carlisle:It took 6 1/2 hours to apply all of the white face makeup to get the actor in character to play Carlisle. The total cost of makeup application was $16.3 million, so Summit is just going straight to the always-pale Michelin Man. He even looks dashing in a scarf, which is a requirement for playing Carlisle.

Feather Duster to Play Alice: There were three criteria for the Alice replacement:

1) Rail-thin physique 2) Perky black hair 3) No dialogue required

A feather duster costs $4.99 at Home Depot and is non-union. Why not?

Mannequin with Squirrel on Head to Play Edward: Casting a new Edward was a fairly simple process. Summit Entertainment went out looking for an actor with washboard abs, pale skin, unchanging dramatic facial expression and really poofy hair. Fortunately for the casting department, the Summit lot shares a dumpster with a Macy’s department store that had just discarded a bunch of old mannequins. Or maybe they were retired employees. Oh well, that’s beside the point. A squirrel and perched itself atop one of the mannequin heads and – BOOM! – the search for Edward ended.

Breaking News: Twilight Actors Replaced in New Moon!

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I know this isn’t strictly New Moon related, but well, I think this is all in good fun–here is a pretty darn hilarious parody of Twilight!

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